I disagree with Maser's comment. I think they put in there to actually help you improve with driving, like knowing how to approach a corner and all that. I don't think the developers intended for players like Phil to abuse rewinding, that just means you aren't going to improve at all if rely on a feature like this.
He needs to play any basic driving game and then basic racing games before this. He repeatedly just holds down the accelerator so his speedometer is at 150KPH, then he complains "My car keeps fishtailing".
Who would have thought aggressively accelerating a rear wheel drive muscle car with slick tyres on a wet hillside wouldn't make the car go straight ahead? You learn something new every day. Unless your name's DSP, of course.
I always come back to this tihydp, not only is it great at showing Phils "skills" the editing like adding clips of the games he mentions at the start and the tree counter, seriously great work.
That intro ending! XD It's hilarious cause I've seen that video sooo many times! Can't wait to see the rest of what's to come in this one. Already like!
Miggy 29010 I think I missed a few but by the end I never wanted to watch Phil play a racing game ever again. I hear he's running into lamp posts in a new game 🤣
Things I've learned: 1. Rewind during races is for N00bs, it should have been restricted during races, but unlimited during free-roam. Rewind is useful for collecting the Bonus Boards that are on rooftops. A few other games also have Rewind, but it's limited to, I think 5 uses. 2. Red line = Braking Zone. This isn't Need for Speed where one can take the corner at 100+ in full drift. 3. If the car starts acting funny, let off the gas for a second. Even if the line thru a corner is all blue, it doesn't mean go full speed. 4. Wet roads affect traction, it's wise to be on the side of caution. This includes the rivers in off-road races, the water will unsettle the car, if checkpoints are nearby, the could end up being missed. 5. The skill challenges are easy, don't pay attetion to the difficulty. A combo of drift, jump and wreckage away from any solid obsticales will earn more than enough points to pass.
If you play on the higher difficulty settings you're not able to rewind. Heck on the lowest setting it's got assisted braking and steering which can be a nightmare for the drifting stuff. You literally just hold the accelerator and try to keep it on the little line and the game does the rest in races etc, which is frustrating if you want to brake late to try and overtake somebody.
Oh my god, all the cars are coming at me! I'm in the wrong lane, how was I supposed to know that? The light changed red as soon as I crossed it (despite having 5 seconds to react to it), this is bullshit! Crap, I lost control of the car because it's raining. Nothing I could do. Why are the police chasing me? I didn't do anything wrong god damn it! Now they're trying to ram me off the road (actually they're fishtailing him). Why am I under arrest? How was I supposed to know you can't drive at 200mph on public roads? Fuck you, pig! WHAT? MORE CHARGES! Oh fuck this, I'm done. Fuck this shit and fuck you fatty!
Well the good news is he apparently doesn't. Despite having a license (that states he needs glasses) and owning a BMW 3 series (that apparently never got an oil change over the 3 year lease he had it for). His Soul Maid apparently drives him whenever he needs to go out now.
If i find the time and enthusiasm to create another TIHYDP i promise the next one will be better. I really wish i had sat on this just a bit more and cleaned up the few boring bits and corrected my tree counter (it was off by about 5). Either way, thank you for the compliments.
I was wondering when a TIHYDP of this game was gonna come out. Theres a lot of TIHYDPs out there, so far this is on par if not better than the originals by AJ himself. Keep up the good work man.
Or Test Drive Unlimited 2 and they are Required before Actually Racing. The Last 3 Gran Turismos: 5, 6 and Sport made the Tests Optional. The last Gran Turismo to have the Tests Required was GT 4 on the PS2.
Phil wants games to have rules and be realistic .... until it makes him fail. Phil wants games to have low barrier to entry and be casual ... until it makes him fail.
I really, REALLY want to see Phil play an older racing game. You know, one that doesn't have a rewind or checkpoint retry mechanic. He'd probably rage quit because he'd have to keep doing races over because he fucks up so much.
phil has played NFS. All he does is bitch more and smash his head against a wall for literal hours. The Rewind isn't for phil, it's for those who watch him.
I'm not much of a racing game fan (I'm crap at racing games; though I do acknowledge that the rewind button is pathetic), but the editing on this TIHYDP was amazing. I laughed so much! XD Great video, cerulean86 :)
One of the best TIHYDP I have seen. Loved the character select screen. But I think you should have added a rewind counter as well, that was ridiculous.
Anyone notice any time a wall or tree is directly in DSP's path, a mile ahead (giving Phil plenty of time to react)... DSP will just drive straight into it and blame the game?
As far as the rewind feature goes, it shows DSP has no concept of momentum or inertia when he uses the rewind feature. He'll rewind to a point where he's already committed to an oversteer or understeer and not understand that it's too late to save the crash at that point. Over and over again he'll crash, rewind, then crash again because he just refuses to understand that his car is still going +80 MPH into that wall
it's strange watching this because he plays racing games like I did when I was 6 and first picked up F1 1997 i.e. 100% throttle or 0% throttle, nothing in between, use cars and walls as braking assists, etc. Except because rewinds didn't exist then, I had to learn how to play the games. Rewinds are probably why everyone online is an absolute moron in this game and why Phil never improved over the course of this shit lol
@@CaptainCanuck1975 Weirdly Carmageddon actually does behave like a driving sim, kinda. But phil is incapable and would just full send anything into a wall, cliff side or mines.
Excellent TIHYDP. One of the best ones in my personal opinion. Phil is just so horrible at racing games and FH3 was no different in his playthrough. Keep up the good work cerulean. ^^
How on earth can one person miss so many checkpoints, fly off a straight road, and hit SO MANY TREES!? What is he even looking at? Its obviously not the screen.
39:43 The car in front of him is clearly labeled as being in 2nd place. "I got second. I should have been in first place... Third?!? What?!!! Whatever." Valedictorian and world class gamer, ladies and gentlemen.
I like how he says they shouldn't have flags at the checkpoints "as long as you stay on the road". Imagine the whining if he were disqualified everytime he left the pavement.
I really enjoy the cuts and edits of this video. Very entertaining :D Every TIHYDP should be like that. And DSP himself ... I can't imagine a single thing that I like about this disgusting person. And I especially hate his disgusting laugh about his unfunny "jokes".
Difficult racing games always bring out the worst in Phil because no one can help him. His chat can give advice for days but most of it won't help him at all. I suggest you look at the Crash Team Racing or any GTA TIHYDP
I feel like Phil is making this game harder than it needs to be. I haven't played it myself but it seems like a lot of the tutorials and comments presented explain the game fairly well.
having not played a forza game in ten years, I picked up FH3 incredibly easily because tbh it's an easy game. And I race with all assists off, on manual transmission. Whereas Phil has them all on. So how he's managing to be THIS bad I have no idea lol
38:54-39:33 "What is the definition of insanity? Insanity is doing the same f***in' s**t over and over again and expecting s**t to be different. That is crazy..." ~Vaas Montenegro (from Far Cry 3) On a serious note though, excellent TIHYDP. 8/8 m8.
Really awesome video. Good work. I don't know why but when Phil plays a racing game, the fails are even more spectacular. Who else wouldn't know that a Lamborghini is "fast"? Fucking WHAT? It was the fastest car in the original Need for Speed, Mr. "one of the best gamers in the country".
Cause Phil Plays like it's a Need for Speed game. He Drifts almost every corner with little braking and Holds the gas at Full Throttle all the time, then Complains when he loses control.
Phil crashing onto trees more than George from the jungle.
*WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!*
WHY ARE THERE TREES IN AUSTRALIA??????????
darksydephil: Literal Tree Hugger
I took my headphones off and forgot i was watching this ..for 10 min i was running around wondering wtf that annoying ding sound was lmao
SoapKing 😂😂😂
"Why are there trees in Australia" truly one of life's biggest questions
I feel like the programmers of modern racing games had Phil in mind when they put the rewind feature in their games.
So games are less fun because of people like Phillip?
PlasmaPower The
I disagree with Maser's comment. I think they put in there to actually help you improve with driving, like knowing how to approach a corner and all that.
I don't think the developers intended for players like Phil to abuse rewinding, that just means you aren't going to improve at all if rely on a feature like this.
So DSP's logic is that he needs to play the previous two titles of a racing game series to learn how to not crash into trees?
He needs to play any basic driving game and then basic racing games before this. He repeatedly just holds down the accelerator so his speedometer is at 150KPH, then he complains "My car keeps fishtailing".
Who would have thought aggressively accelerating a rear wheel drive muscle car with slick tyres on a wet hillside wouldn't make the car go straight ahead? You learn something new every day. Unless your name's DSP, of course.
that overuse of the scrubby rewind mechanic kills me. i'm dead.
Guy must have started every play through with a seance to channel Paul Walker.
'why are there trees in australia'
why wouldn't there be? what the fuck does he think it's like, the moon?
Your intellect isn't far off Phil's... because he was fricken obviously making a shit joke.
Will never understand why he thinks it's fine for supercars to be offroading.
1:44:01 Best Part!😂 LoL
Yo this THIYDP is amazing. One of the best ever.
As someone who's watched a great deal of TIHYDP videos, THIS has been one of the best ones in recent memory. Great work.
I always come back to this tihydp, not only is it great at showing Phils "skills" the editing like adding clips of the games he mentions at the start and the tree counter, seriously great work.
Thanks!
He has a friggin minimap and still manages to miss all the turns. That's our Phil.
Hilarious editing and comedic timing. This is one of the best TIHYDP's I've seen in a long time. Really great job!
Phil's logic: Gas, gas, gas gotta step on the gas.
Brakes are a thing.
That intro ending! XD It's hilarious cause I've seen that video sooo many times! Can't wait to see the rest of what's to come in this one. Already like!
Props to cerulean for having to count every. Single. Tree dsp hit. Must’ve been time consuming
Miggy 29010 I think I missed a few but by the end I never wanted to watch Phil play a racing game ever again. I hear he's running into lamp posts in a new game 🤣
@@cerulean86 Grass is green, the sky is blue, phil will hit nearly every fucking object possible in a driving game.
Things I've learned:
1. Rewind during races is for N00bs, it should have been restricted during races, but unlimited during free-roam. Rewind is useful for collecting the Bonus Boards that are on rooftops. A few other games also have Rewind, but it's limited to, I think 5 uses.
2. Red line = Braking Zone. This isn't Need for Speed where one can take the corner at 100+ in full drift.
3. If the car starts acting funny, let off the gas for a second. Even if the line thru a corner is all blue, it doesn't mean go full speed.
4. Wet roads affect traction, it's wise to be on the side of caution. This includes the rivers in off-road races, the water will
unsettle the car, if checkpoints are nearby, the could end up being missed.
5. The skill challenges are easy, don't pay attetion to the difficulty. A combo of drift, jump and wreckage away from any solid
obsticales will earn more than enough points to pass.
I think they let you rewind unlimitedly, probably because they trust the player enough not to be a scrub and abuse it.
I agree. At least The Run limited rewinds so it didn't get as annoying.
If you need rewind at all for any reason you're just shit.
Turn that rewind shit off along with all assists and play the game like a real gamer, its waaaay more fun that way
If you play on the higher difficulty settings you're not able to rewind. Heck on the lowest setting it's got assisted braking and steering which can be a nightmare for the drifting stuff. You literally just hold the accelerator and try to keep it on the little line and the game does the rest in races etc, which is frustrating if you want to brake late to try and overtake somebody.
Phil wishes he could gain fans this fast.
This is like a watching a permanent drunk driver with zero driving skills, lol.
As a car enthusiast, watching dsp play one of my favorite racers gives me some serious rod knock. I would hate to see how he drives in real life! 0.0
Oh my god, all the cars are coming at me! I'm in the wrong lane, how was I supposed to know that? The light changed red as soon as I crossed it (despite having 5 seconds to react to it), this is bullshit! Crap, I lost control of the car because it's raining. Nothing I could do. Why are the police chasing me? I didn't do anything wrong god damn it! Now they're trying to ram me off the road (actually they're fishtailing him). Why am I under arrest? How was I supposed to know you can't drive at 200mph on public roads? Fuck you, pig! WHAT? MORE CHARGES! Oh fuck this, I'm done. Fuck this shit and fuck you fatty!
Well the good news is he apparently doesn't. Despite having a license (that states he needs glasses) and owning a BMW 3 series (that apparently never got an oil change over the 3 year lease he had it for). His Soul Maid apparently drives him whenever he needs to go out now.
Thanks for making this, superb editing, wish more TIHYDPs had this kind of editing.
If i find the time and enthusiasm to create another TIHYDP i promise the next one will be better. I really wish i had sat on this just a bit more and cleaned up the few boring bits and corrected my tree counter (it was off by about 5). Either way, thank you for the compliments.
I was wondering when a TIHYDP of this game was gonna come out. Theres a lot of TIHYDPs out there, so far this is on par if not better than the originals by AJ himself. Keep up the good work man.
just imagine Phil doing Gran Turismo license tests
Or Test Drive Unlimited 2 and they are Required before Actually Racing. The Last 3 Gran Turismos: 5, 6 and Sport made the Tests Optional. The last Gran Turismo to have the Tests Required was GT 4 on the PS2.
Great video. One of the better TIHYDPs I've seen.
this guy has a driver's license! this guy has driven real cars! what the fuck
Phil wants games to have rules and be realistic .... until it makes him fail. Phil wants games to have low barrier to entry and be casual ... until it makes him fail.
This is easily one of the best recent TIHYDPs both for the supplied content and the great editing and spliced-in jokes. Well done, Cerulean.
"Silvia Specter"
*cringes hard*
Counter Life It's like calling a Civic Type-R a "Typer".
Counter Life bugged car pronunciation mechanics.
Spec-turd. Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ahhhhhhh!!!!
You put in a lot of hard work in this and it shows. One of the best TIHYDPs I've seen!
"I narrowly missed a checkpoint"
So, we're agreed, then - you missed the checkpoint.
Phil goes completely off the road while taking a turn - "WTF he blew by me for no reason!" Awesome.
I really, REALLY want to see Phil play an older racing game. You know, one that doesn't have a rewind or checkpoint retry mechanic. He'd probably rage quit because he'd have to keep doing races over because he fucks up so much.
phil has played NFS. All he does is bitch more and smash his head against a wall for literal hours. The Rewind isn't for phil, it's for those who watch him.
DSP: 'Who put all those trees out here in Australia?'
Me: 'Umm, Nature, DAH, welcome to Earth.'
I'm not much of a racing game fan (I'm crap at racing games; though I do acknowledge that the rewind button is pathetic), but the editing on this TIHYDP was amazing. I laughed so much! XD Great video, cerulean86 :)
More like Phil's overuse of the rewind feature is pathetic.
One of the best TIHYDP I have seen. Loved the character select screen. But I think you should have added a rewind counter as well, that was ridiculous.
Agree with the guy who said this was one of the best THYDPs out there. Can tell you put a lot of love into it, and it shows. Mad ups, brother.
Anyone notice any time a wall or tree is directly in DSP's path, a mile ahead (giving Phil plenty of time to react)... DSP will just drive straight into it and blame the game?
My theory is he was reading chat when this happened most of the time.
this is one of the most entertaining TIHYDP vids out there! my honey and i come back to this one at least a couple times a year😁
Why does he think its a accomplishment to get first when he rewinds as much as he wants? Great video thanks for the entertainment.
Let's play : George of the jungle simulator
" I didn't play the first 2, how the fuck was I supposed to know not to drive into trees?" - DSP
Nice to see you in the TIHYDP community. Even the skeletons are happy! Solid work.
Holy shit, the rewind capabilities and crazy rubberband in this game is just RIDICULOUSSS.
Good Lord, Cerulean. The Dvorak-scored crash compilation was one of the best TIHYDP moments in history. 1:02:45
As far as the rewind feature goes, it shows DSP has no concept of momentum or inertia when he uses the rewind feature. He'll rewind to a point where he's already committed to an oversteer or understeer and not understand that it's too late to save the crash at that point. Over and over again he'll crash, rewind, then crash again because he just refuses to understand that his car is still going +80 MPH into that wall
Main reason he won't go anywhere near GT7
Never seen so many rewinds.
Blockbuster would be proud. He'd be employee of the month, every month.
it's strange watching this because he plays racing games like I did when I was 6 and first picked up F1 1997 i.e. 100% throttle or 0% throttle, nothing in between, use cars and walls as braking assists, etc. Except because rewinds didn't exist then, I had to learn how to play the games. Rewinds are probably why everyone online is an absolute moron in this game and why Phil never improved over the course of this shit lol
Driving automatic, drifting without an ebrake, with ABS, Traction Control, and awd. kill me
DSP plays every racing game like it's Carmageddon.
I'd love to see him play Carmageddon. He'd still find ways to be awful
@@NEEDbacon He'd play it like a driving sim and then complain it wasn't realistic.
@@CaptainCanuck1975 Weirdly Carmageddon actually does behave like a driving sim, kinda. But phil is incapable and would just full send anything into a wall, cliff side or mines.
Dude has no idea what a racing line is...
Excellent TIHYDP. One of the best ones in my personal opinion. Phil is just so horrible at racing games and FH3 was no different in his playthrough. Keep up the good work cerulean. ^^
Thankyou! To be honest I'm so glad to not have to watch anymore of Phil racing, it may be on par with stealth as his worst video game genre.
Very good TIHYDP. Up there with NFS: The Run and Hotline Miami as favorites.
TreeWorldOrder!
How on earth can one person miss so many checkpoints, fly off a straight road, and hit SO MANY TREES!? What is he even looking at? Its obviously not the screen.
This will keep me busy for the day. Awesome.
Editing is on point. Very nice :D
39:43 The car in front of him is clearly labeled as being in 2nd place. "I got second. I should have been in first place... Third?!? What?!!! Whatever." Valedictorian and world class gamer, ladies and gentlemen.
I hope Australia will sue Phill for the damage he's done to its trees
We have less oxygen in the world because of Phil.
@@AidGum haha
And insulting utes
He takes more time rewinding than playing the actual game.
The tree counter LMAO
I like how he says they shouldn't have flags at the checkpoints "as long as you stay on the road". Imagine the whining if he were disqualified everytime he left the pavement.
Everytime Phil hits a tree take a drink.
the musical supercut about an hour in is fantastic, Ceru. =]
GOD DAMN IT I LOST IT WHEN THE CLASSICAL MUSIC WAS PLAYING & PHILS SHITTY DRIVING JUST MADE IT HILARIOUS. I AM DYING
I really enjoy the cuts and edits of this video. Very entertaining :D
Every TIHYDP should be like that.
And DSP himself ... I can't imagine a single thing that I like about this disgusting person. And I especially hate his disgusting laugh about his unfunny "jokes".
10:00 that actually made me laugh at loud
Excellent TIHYDP, Mr. Skeletons! =D
Every time he crashed, i was actually wishing that it would happen to DSP in real life. Does that make me a bad person?
that intro LMFAO. Khuality kahntent, doode.
ok seeing phil playing a genre i like finally made me SEE. he's so incredibly fucking bad i couldn't¨'ve imagined before. jesus.!!
Difficult racing games always bring out the worst in Phil because no one can help him. His chat can give advice for days but most of it won't help him at all. I suggest you look at the Crash Team Racing or any GTA TIHYDP
@@cerulean86 Horizon isn't even difficult. Especially when he no doubt left on all the assists.
I feel like Phil is making this game harder than it needs to be. I haven't played it myself but it seems like a lot of the tutorials and comments presented explain the game fairly well.
DSP in a nutshell
having not played a forza game in ten years, I picked up FH3 incredibly easily because tbh it's an easy game. And I race with all assists off, on manual transmission. Whereas Phil has them all on. So how he's managing to be THIS bad I have no idea lol
It's very easy.
That editing at the New World Symphony part was A+
I guess we can add Trees to Phil's list of distractors now
Happy 8 year anniversary to one of the greatest TIHYDPs!
He hits every tree lol
2:39:44 Dude, calm your bitties lol
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Love the thumbnail... lmfao
Very well edited.
Aah, the soothing sounds of a red lining engine accompanied by a man child whining. Is there anything more relaxing?
Ceaseless Greed :// RUclips's #1 Nice Boy Don't forget the screeching tires and the sound of metal striking wood
38:54-39:33 "What is the definition of insanity? Insanity is doing the same f***in' s**t over and over again and expecting s**t to be different. That is crazy..." ~Vaas Montenegro (from Far Cry 3)
On a serious note though, excellent TIHYDP. 8/8 m8.
Actually, the quote describes a Skateboarder - Doing the same rail or steps over
and over, to get that perfect bit of Footage.
How he possibly feels like he's accomplished anything with all that rewind is beyond me
I mean, he pretends getting anything short of first is just fine. Honor or pride are most likely concepts that would be lost on phil.
"Its a console exclusive and they can't even make it look good" I'm sorry, but was he actually looking at the game? Horizon 3 is gorgeous.
Well, there's a PC version but it still looks great on Xbox One, especially with HDR.
That intro hahaha holy fuck. xD
18:30 - He tries to crash into his own team..... Then complains it doesn't work....
Great video can't believe I watched the whole thing in one sitting lol
Really awesome video. Good work. I don't know why but when Phil plays a racing game, the fails are even more spectacular. Who else wouldn't know that a Lamborghini is "fast"? Fucking WHAT? It was the fastest car in the original Need for Speed, Mr. "one of the best gamers in the country".
I died laughing from that intro
Very well made.
Rage your gout - D.S.P
GREAT intro. learned of phil recently. great stuff.
bugged tree mechanics: 2016
This is still one of the best, if not the best, TIHYDPs ever made. Fucking congratz man.
23:09 A perfect edit. I loled
Somewhere that baby asprin bottle is mocking him.
This is longer than Fellowship of the Ring...
45:20 🤣
God, the way he's playing and reacting to the game is just like a little kid, giggling at the dumbest shit with his Martian cackle.
It's too bad the cars don't take damage, catch fire, and explode like in GTA. DSP would never complete one race.
If you ever wanted to get into racing games, this video is definitely the fuel to get you to play one.
oh were driving at night this is nuts! Look at this........yes Mr Obvious you successfully stated what is happening at that particular time.
i dont think dsp understood the direction arrows on the track red meaning slow the fuck down and yellow meaning you can make the turn if done right
Cause Phil Plays like it's a Need for Speed game. He Drifts almost every corner with little braking and Holds the gas
at Full Throttle all the time, then Complains when he loses control.
Enough. Just, fucking enough.