This is how you DON'T play Tekken 7

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @MisterMetokur
    @MisterMetokur 7 лет назад +1875

    The editing and effects on this are fucking top tier. Simply amazing.

    • @hansgruber5243
      @hansgruber5243 7 лет назад +78

      He basically did more work than DSPGaming did on his entire youtube "career".

    • @TheProfir
      @TheProfir 7 лет назад +9

      1:09:41 i dont like being a grammar nazi but....

    • @LetsPushTheButton
      @LetsPushTheButton 7 лет назад +20

      How long did you work on that masterpiece of video?

    • @cluelesslawdamercyruthless6865
      @cluelesslawdamercyruthless6865 7 лет назад +2

      YOOO what software did you use to put this all together? my goodness

    • @supersanic9819
      @supersanic9819 7 лет назад +3

      I didn't know you liked DSP salt, I just got done watching all your internet insanity videos, good stuff there

  • @JudgeHortler
    @JudgeHortler 7 лет назад +336

    "I'm so delayed!"We know Phil, you don't have to keep reminding us about your developmental state.

  • @gamedragonify
    @gamedragonify 7 лет назад +241

    "Everything is a counter hit"
    He's hitting buttons all the time. Does he not know how that works?

    • @brodericksiz625
      @brodericksiz625 7 лет назад +27

      GameDragonify he should... even though he did it by using a soft banned character (and the other players, by their own admission, fucked up by not practicing in that particular version of the game), he did place well in a SF tournament, so he should at least understand the basics of FGs. Yet he does mistakes that even I, as a total Tekken scrub, can recognise

    • @mb2776
      @mb2776 2 года назад +1

      @@brodericksiz625 dude's unable to do a dp when on p2 side. he demonstrated that during training mode. so what do u expect?^^

  • @pieguylol
    @pieguylol 7 лет назад +742

    Not even fucking kidding this is the highest quality TIHYDP I have watched in my entire life. more editing than Phil has done in his entire life

    • @FoolyCoolyBlackLagoony
      @FoolyCoolyBlackLagoony 7 лет назад +31

      I love the fact that Phil says they steal his footage, even though his defence for his work being transformative is his fuck ugly face acking over gameplay footage. Then you look at this video, clearly hours and hours of work went into editing this masterpiece.

    • @SoyDrinker
      @SoyDrinker 7 лет назад +13

      In Phil's eyes, him using raw gameplay footage allows him to simply put out much more content compared to other youtubers. What I guess he hasn't realized after years and years is that most of your fans aren't going to watch fucking 8 hours of your youtube videos EVERY DAY.

    • @b-3nn1
      @b-3nn1 7 лет назад +1

      I haven't even started watching yet, and you have excited me :3

    • @chrisderkonig1379
      @chrisderkonig1379 7 лет назад +3

      you mean KAHNTENT

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 7 лет назад +4

      The Outsyder does good TIHYDP videos also. I think it is funny when DSP talks about how much time he puts into videos and how much time it takes with all the editing. He literally does no editing other than chopping the video into 10 minute segments. He went on one rant about how it takes him all weekend to make one 20 minute video. This is the best TIHYDP video editing I've seen yet. If Phil put this much effort editing his own videos, he might have fans again.

  • @xacmashe3852
    @xacmashe3852 4 года назад +106

    I love when he said "I do this every year and it never get's better." Implying the games are bad and HE'S done nothing wrong.

    • @citizenvulpes4562
      @citizenvulpes4562 Год назад +7

      "I did everything right dood, and I still lost, ah ah ah ah ah, bad game"-DSP

  • @MurasakiBunny
    @MurasakiBunny 7 лет назад +323

    Dumbfounded over the appearance of Yoshimitsu who's only been in Tekken since the first game.

    • @xXdarkdekuXx
      @xXdarkdekuXx 6 лет назад +20

      Look up a video on his lore and history. It's deeper than you think., and actually interesting.

    • @Rascarrr
      @Rascarrr 4 года назад +30

      I think its more the fact that all of a sudden he has tentacles in this one.

    • @Xxandrew01
      @Xxandrew01 3 года назад +12

      @Icyn And his voice as well. Tekken's deep voice Yoshimitsu is just not as entertaining as Soul Calibur's high pitch/goofy voice Yoshimitsu.

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 8 месяцев назад

      1:02:04

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin 7 лет назад +109

    Phil is right. Tekken never was about spinning around.
    It was about doing totally realistic ten meter slomo moon jumps.
    And fighting against bears, kangaroos and dinosaurs while wearing high heels.
    And half the human population is also demons.
    There were never any weird characters in Tekken.

    • @punishedwhispers1218
      @punishedwhispers1218 Год назад +9

      It does a pretty good job creating the *feel* of actual martial arts fights though (I'm talking UFC, Pride, etc) , less about forcing the player to lobotomize themselves like Guilty Gear, more about trying to open people up and condition them into your setups. Its a fantastical version of actual fighting styles.

    • @sqrawnee7696
      @sqrawnee7696 Год назад +2

      @@punishedwhispers1218 and I like how it feels realistic but to the extreme you know? Kinda like Baki where all these humans are basically the peak of human performance

  • @Manaward
    @Manaward 2 года назад +102

    It's 2022 and this is still the best TIHYDP I've ever watched. Phenomenal job!

    • @SecretLimited
      @SecretLimited  2 года назад +7

      😊😊😊

    • @MyNameIsAge84
      @MyNameIsAge84 2 года назад +3

      This is definitely top of the list alongside the Tihydp Resi remake part 1.. KosherAlien I think was the guy that did it. Both have top quality editing 👌

  • @mnenosyne
    @mnenosyne 7 лет назад +256

    15:52
    DSP: What the fuck!? She spit purple mist. She never had that shit before.
    Me: Yeah she did you bum fuck dumb fuck in Tekken Thre-
    *Shows clip of T3*
    Me: Beautiful just beautiful.
    I will savor this TIHYDP slowly over this week. I know this is definitely worthy of all the praise. You really do have a knack for kwality kahntent. As Lee would say, "Oh, Excellent!"

    • @georgejakob9595
      @georgejakob9595 7 лет назад +7

      Mnemosyne's Ego thats the least he says he played tekken since 1 and he dosen't know shit he makes me feel like a god tier player and beliave i suuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkk

  • @blueringedoctopus4778
    @blueringedoctopus4778 7 лет назад +193

    It's not the game
    It's not the console
    It's not the controller
    It's not the internet
    It's you.

    • @DAVFEARON
      @DAVFEARON 9 месяцев назад +1

      6 years later. Same shit

  • @AtticusMJ
    @AtticusMJ 7 лет назад +137

    Can't ever take losing but calls everyone else a scrub

  • @duskavarice7931
    @duskavarice7931 7 лет назад +56

    I like how Phil called this video out on a prestream today calling you an idiot for having his ex-daughter, PandaLee, in the thumbnail since they were broken up since before the game came out. All that right after he talked shit about people "not looking too deep into things".

  • @OddSauce
    @OddSauce 7 лет назад +274

    the production value for this video is higher than all of DSP's videos put together
    from all of his channels
    and I still think it's not a fair comparison

  • @christopherr6284
    @christopherr6284 3 года назад +44

    1:50:20 Phil was spamming Alley Kicks every match. Alisa knew that and kept dodging them by flying over them. That's why DSP got destroyed by her.

  • @TaurusOxford
    @TaurusOxford 7 лет назад +105

    Okay, this might be the new gold standard for TIHYDP videos. Jesus Christ man, you went above and beyond.

  • @brbZoning
    @brbZoning 3 года назад +47

    In this person's mind, almost all games are broken and released with game breaking bugs, it's almost a sure thing to see him go down that route haha.

  • @One-Week-Wizard
    @One-Week-Wizard 7 лет назад +40

    "A Tekken 3 shopping mall champion"
    Fucking hell I'm not even a minute in and I can tell this is going to be some godlike kahntent.

  • @MetatronAD
    @MetatronAD 7 лет назад +90

    1:50:38 While rage mashing his controller he actually typed "Gg" that was kinda hilarious xD

    • @magnumbadguy9354
      @magnumbadguy9354 7 лет назад +19

      TheyCallMeTenshi it's beautifully ironic

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 7 лет назад +14

      TheyCallMeTenshi It couldn't have been more perfect.

  • @roninfredo6844
    @roninfredo6844 7 лет назад +89

    Who ever did this was not fucking around. This is some serious quality.

    • @shadedias5563
      @shadedias5563 7 лет назад

      Got into watching DSP stuff thanks to you, thank you so much for this, his salt and rage make me laugh. I even made a Snake costume for Dragunov thanks to one guy in the vid XD

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 8 месяцев назад

      1:02:04

  • @blaykay-4797
    @blaykay-4797 7 лет назад +75

    26:58 ...So is No One gonna talk about Phil referring to Devil Kazuya as "Ultimate Devil Jin"? X)

  • @ghengiskhan9308
    @ghengiskhan9308 7 лет назад +210

    this is beyond a TIHYDP
    this is amazing

  • @sharkthatmakesvideos4236
    @sharkthatmakesvideos4236 7 лет назад +25

    Anyone else realize that dsp does the same excuse every time he's up against a character he doesn't like. "Oh my god its so laggy." "Oh my god what a bad player." I can understand lag and bad players but some of these players seem like they know what they're doing. Also it looks like some of the matches didn't have any lag he's just using an excuse just to say hey I'm not bad. When really he's bad and needs to admit he's bad at it and needs to get better at it

  • @pixelcat5159
    @pixelcat5159 7 лет назад +60

    Wow, he's just completely incapable of accepting failure or even the fact that he can't win every time...he reminds me of my middle school COD days but somehow worse

  • @Strollixart
    @Strollixart 2 года назад +15

    As someone who is dealing with anger issues and mental health problems even I know that playing Tekken online whether it's rank, tournament or player match should be played to have fun and try to get better and not get angry at other players for besting you. It's actually a pretty good life lesson too if you think about it.

    • @sqrawnee7696
      @sqrawnee7696 Год назад +1

      It’s all a learning process every loss is a lesson

  • @sumgai848
    @sumgai848 7 лет назад +38

    41:00 "I was trying to figure out that double kick when I was playing as Akuma. I don't think regular Akuma has it."
    It's literally a right kick and left kick.. which you perform by pressing "Right Kick" then "Left Kick."... I think I officially know now just where the mental capacity is on this guy.

  • @nicosonico94
    @nicosonico94 6 лет назад +18

    "Oh, he's spamming the same two attacks over an over, what a great player!" *Spams Shoulder over and over forever.*

  • @Danku
    @Danku 7 лет назад +68

    this felt like a professional show, i honestly could've expected commentary from this, this tier of editing is not a TIHYDP, you set the bar so high this is a masterpiece.

  • @LevelUpLifting
    @LevelUpLifting 7 лет назад +56

    Your editing is absolutely next level, thank you so much for these videos, SecretLifeofDSP!

  • @AtticusMJ
    @AtticusMJ 7 лет назад +101

    "Why she in this game don't understand why weird ass chars in the game"
    Ya Phil due Yoshimitsu, a wooden puppet, a guy turns into a devil, a raptor, kangaroo, bear, and a midget t-rex were normal to begin with right?????

    • @NeoRidero
      @NeoRidero 7 лет назад +29

      Got to love Phil's fucking logic with this one.
      Yah Alisa is wayyy more abnormal than a fucking green fighting god or a boxing kangaroo.

    • @adrianziecik6280
      @adrianziecik6280 7 лет назад

      MLPAiden Phil brings pain to main soul

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 7 лет назад

      Or a living block of wood.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 4 года назад

      Don't forget a Dr. that can't stand most of the time and attacks by farting.

  • @romankirdyashow6771
    @romankirdyashow6771 7 лет назад +29

    Everything is random, everyone has faster kicks, every players spams same combo and you have to point it all out!

  • @Shoutenkou
    @Shoutenkou 7 лет назад +94

    -"Ultimate Devil Jin"
    -"Kazuya~!"
    lmao

  • @IsDatJaysito
    @IsDatJaysito 7 лет назад +94

    "I don't like Lili"
    *plays Lili on Netplay*
    What a Hypocrite

  • @Searonix
    @Searonix 7 лет назад +208

    This video is 4 goddamn hours long but with your editing, the watching was 100% worth it

    • @frank144p4
      @frank144p4 7 лет назад +4

      TheSecretLifeOfDSP
      DSP videos should just be Creative Commons at this point.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 7 лет назад +2

      Searonix why wasn't true ogre or ancient ogre in the game?

  • @pumpkibee
    @pumpkibee 7 лет назад +54

    "I can't block it because YOU have a terrible connection" okay, um, how is it that THEY have the shitty connection when it's YOUR connection that keeps dropping you from the tournaments, DSP?? x'DDD
    I absolutely LOVE how he can't help but blame everyone else for his own obvious failures.

  • @Ai-Saika
    @Ai-Saika 7 лет назад +278

    THIS IS HOW U MAKE A "TIHYDP", ppl seem to forget how is done, with edit and not adding just videos, jokes effect and background on Phil.
    Love this tbh, its SUPER well done, it is long but WELL edit as fuck, TOP TIER edit tbh. Nice job friend ONE OF the BEST edits. c:

    • @T3P-0
      @T3P-0 7 лет назад +1

      Saika I

    • @lastbastion3333
      @lastbastion3333 7 лет назад

      Saika we get it. Its a good edit. You don't need to keep repeating the word.

  • @jamesonsaleta41
    @jamesonsaleta41 6 лет назад +16

    For a man who mashes every single button, it's impressive that he never even tries to use Story Assist

  • @rogerlost5851
    @rogerlost5851 7 лет назад +91

    More effort was put into editing this single video than into every video Phil has ever put out combined.
    The editing is just fantastic, you really led the mood. The amount of work that this must have taken is insane.
    Great job +TheSecretLifeOfDSP

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 4 года назад +35

    I love how hes isn’t aware of his opponents trolling him with the supers, they get Phil close to the edge of victory- and snatch it away. Lmao 😂 the salt 🧂 is legendary afterwards.

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 7 лет назад +63

    You had me at the edited Namco Bandai logo at the start.

  • @GothGeekGrrl
    @GothGeekGrrl 7 лет назад +34

    This is liquid gold. The amount of time and effort you have put into editing is above and beyond the vast majority of what you see on YT. Kudos on the work!

  • @kashaunmorris2179
    @kashaunmorris2179 7 лет назад +103

    LowTierGod has a new girlfriend.
    Her name is Leanna.

    • @PingChingPong
      @PingChingPong 7 лет назад +5

      Kashaun Morris that hurt me. Damn

    • @adamgonesage
      @adamgonesage 7 лет назад +16

      not gonna lie he has a hotter girl friend then than that

    • @OscarJerico
      @OscarJerico 7 лет назад +3

      Uff that steak is *B U R N E D*

  • @potato_dbd
    @potato_dbd 7 лет назад +89

    Why did you put so much effort in this video? :D DSP isn't worth it that much. :D I LOVE THE VIDEO

  • @bryangutierrez6679
    @bryangutierrez6679 7 лет назад +147

    what the fuck with this editing? It's godlike, the source material doesn't deserve it!

    • @penaxor
      @penaxor 7 лет назад +12

      Bryan Gutierrez Yeah, holy shit. The production quality for this is insane for a FOUR HOUR shitpost.

    • @EndZiiel
      @EndZiiel 7 лет назад +2

      Wow, how much did the uploader pay you to comment this?

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 7 лет назад +3

      Bryan Gutierrez You said that editing was god-like? Get dat ass liked.

  • @TrueMG
    @TrueMG 7 лет назад +57

    Just watched on YT how to fight Akuma in this chapter. Apparently Kazuya has a moveset. Please tell DSP.
    Very good compilation, friend. Could have never done it better in any form.

  • @johnmccarthy2519
    @johnmccarthy2519 7 лет назад +38

    This had more effort put in than any of phils own videos...

  • @Servantey
    @Servantey 7 лет назад +36

    If this isn't an act, then I feel bad. I feel bad that someone is so high on themselves that they can't enjoy games and can't stop themselves.

  • @SefiroCrescent
    @SefiroCrescent 7 лет назад +60

    Ok, This needs all the views ever. I'm a little jealous of your editing prowess haha. Good job man

    • @SefiroCrescent
      @SefiroCrescent 7 лет назад +3

      THE BIG DOG Owns SOKult can you do better? you do realise Phil's editing revolves around the on/off button? good software only gives capabilities and you need to be able to use them and this guy demonstrated he can, plus the standard is kept for 4 hours straight

    • @Megrowing
      @Megrowing 7 лет назад +1

      THE BIG DOG Owns SOKult you have to be baiting.

    • @SefiroCrescent
      @SefiroCrescent 7 лет назад

      Oh man, I'll admit thats in a level of it's own.

  • @bozzie_
    @bozzie_ 7 лет назад +30

    Somehow I'm not even surprised that DSP is a Death Fist and Shoulder Tackle spammer (who says everyone ELSE is spamming moves)

  • @MegamanNG
    @MegamanNG 7 лет назад +75

    Seeing these old DSP pictures make me sad over what he has become.

    • @Clide0_0
      @Clide0_0 7 лет назад +22

      MegamanNG he's always been like this lol

    • @a2izo
      @a2izo 7 лет назад

      MegamanNG what was he before lol

    • @chilling5858
      @chilling5858 7 лет назад +5

      he used to be a nice person

    • @retrollennialdungeonz2451
      @retrollennialdungeonz2451 6 лет назад +10

      TehClide
      No, he wasn't.

    • @plastictoast8538
      @plastictoast8538 6 лет назад +2

      I saw his vids from 2008 he seemed ok but then he got Efame and turned into a fat whiny onision

  • @Landbeforetime1992
    @Landbeforetime1992 7 лет назад +42

    *A VIDEO TO SURPASS TIHYDP*

    • @frank144p4
      @frank144p4 7 лет назад +1

      "Super Baby (Phil) Formula!?"

  • @romericgil0308
    @romericgil0308 7 лет назад +35

    Even Phil will repeat his "incident" while watching this high level editing. Thanks to spend your precious time to deliver this 4 hour video about a man who denies himself in vidyagaems.

  • @NEEDbacon
    @NEEDbacon 4 года назад +16

    28:05 So watching through the story mode I started to realize phil never side steps. Then the game threw up the instructions on how to and it was honestly perfect. Like it's one of the basic principles along with juggling (which phil complains about anyways).

  • @MariaIsabellaZNN
    @MariaIsabellaZNN 7 лет назад +37

    Why does he complain about a 'weird ass character like Alisa' that "should not be in Tekken" ?
    She seems to be some kind of android.. and.. hasn't Jack (or Gun Jack, P. Jack..) been in Tekken since forever?

    • @bennymountain1
      @bennymountain1 7 лет назад +11

      He also complains about juggles, ground bounce and crush system, so...

    • @SomersBugtopia
      @SomersBugtopia 7 лет назад +13

      He seems to forget that Yoshimitsu and Jack are the definition of jank, and yet he complains about new characters "not being Tekken"
      It's nostalgia goggles and nothing else.

  • @ori.g4mi
    @ori.g4mi 6 лет назад +11

    This is my favourite TIHYDP. You edited this as if it was an actual f*****g tournament live on TV with intermissions, breaks and all. It's as if the "King of Iron Salt Tournament" was a real thing. Most enjoyable 4 hours on RUclips.

  • @Muggy1997
    @Muggy1997 7 лет назад +14

    "KAHM AHN! why is this video getting so many views,they should be watching my shitty videos" Dspig.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 7 лет назад +2

      Seriously though, this guy deserves many more views.

  • @assassincreed670
    @assassincreed670 3 года назад +13

    1:09:30 where the real fun start for Phil (online Mode). Also Thank you Secret for the godly editing Video

  • @DESpoopROW18
    @DESpoopROW18 7 лет назад +21

    I just saw the Part 1 of the video, I can tell this is absolute top notch editing, well done. This this is, by far, the BEST TIHYDP of the year. Congrats, my dude!
    Also, I can't wait to see your TIHYDP Crash 3 :D

  • @DarkSingin
    @DarkSingin 7 лет назад +22

    ...when "detractors" put more work into a video than dsp ever has in his life. Great work!

  • @kingkodes1007
    @kingkodes1007 7 лет назад +152

    This goes beyond TIHYDP, this is art. I don't know who you are but you have managed to make one of the most well constructed videos I have ever seen on this platform all because of this idiot who begs for money while making shitty content. So while Phil be one of the worst human beings I have every seen, I am glad, if only for these past four hours, that he exists for without him, this would not exist. God speed and I hope you go on to do great things with your life.

  • @nathanielbaynes1082
    @nathanielbaynes1082 7 лет назад +5

    Dude, this editing is very top-tier quality. The music cues and the tournament like layout makes it all the better, you deserve more recognition.

  • @SNARC15
    @SNARC15 7 лет назад +24

    Can't even do the L1 moves in the Story mode? Phil could even fuck up the easy fatalities in Mortal Kombat X!

  • @sockit2u123
    @sockit2u123 7 лет назад +16

    2:50:25 This part killed me XDD This is now my new favorite video on RUclips. Whenever I get sad, I'm going to look at this and get determined not to be as bad at Tekken as this guy

  • @TheHonorableAikusan
    @TheHonorableAikusan 7 лет назад +48

    This is like a How You Don't Play documentary. It's.......beautiful!

  • @self-parternerd8661
    @self-parternerd8661 4 года назад +7

    I am a Sagat main in SF and the "Tiger" line when Kazumi summons her tiger was awesome, I almost flipped the chair laughting.
    You brought joy to my heart!

  • @pieguylol
    @pieguylol 7 лет назад +246

    THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

    • @awgabe
      @awgabe 7 лет назад

      D E A D I N S I D E what's your profile pic? I've been trying to find them

    • @pieguylol
      @pieguylol 7 лет назад

      @LordFrog I believe they're called Drawgirl

    • @343GuiltyBlaze
      @343GuiltyBlaze 7 лет назад +3

      ITS A MASTAPEECE

    • @lastbastion3333
      @lastbastion3333 7 лет назад

      D E A D I N S I D E yourpfp fits with your comment

  • @delbothegreat147
    @delbothegreat147 7 лет назад +23

    IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING JUGGLED AND HE SAYS HE IS BLOCKING OMG R U SERIOUS

  • @gokart000
    @gokart000 7 лет назад +85

    dude congrats on the video. loved the 2016 worst dsp moments. watched it like 20 times. keep it up

    • @DestinyZX1
      @DestinyZX1 7 лет назад +1

      TheSecretLifeOfDSP I wonder what we'll get for 2017.

  • @Wreck1990
    @Wreck1990 7 лет назад +12

    YES!! YOU SAVED MY HEIHACHI RANT!!! Thanks a lot. I am so proud to double perfect him.

  • @ghengiskhan9308
    @ghengiskhan9308 7 лет назад +28

    also how did you get all those photos of young phil from the beginning i've been searched for ages and cant find them

    • @SEMARPE
      @SEMARPE 7 лет назад +1

      drgnkiller's Twitter

  • @9cookie2monster
    @9cookie2monster 7 лет назад +18

    the sad part was if you pay attention Nina(AKA hawt milf AKA Bae) was doing the same series of combos and moves how bad can u be lossing to something doing the same thing over and over

  • @STBill
    @STBill 7 лет назад +56

    High quality TIHYDP kwantent!

  • @eternalkick
    @eternalkick 7 лет назад +8

    After finally finishing this video, I can honestly say. This is by far the best edit I've seen on a DSP gameplay. I was laughing throughout the entire 2-3 days it took me to watch this lmao. Keep it up bro. I like how you added KMT in some parts that had me rolling bruh. Looking forward to the next edit

  • @thetoongrump9801
    @thetoongrump9801 7 лет назад +9

    This is probably my favorite video on the entirety of the Internet. I was loving it so much from SOK's stream that I felt bad and just came here afterwards. Great job doesn't even begin to describe this TIHYDP

    • @lastbastion3333
      @lastbastion3333 7 лет назад +2

      TheToonGrump sons of kojima got in legal trouble kek

  • @BigNothing69
    @BigNothing69 7 лет назад +17

    I FINALLY finished this. I don't need to tell you how great this is because you already know. I'm going to do it anyway. This was fucking wonderful.
    Also, your name all in the credits like you're Kojima. ;)

  • @petergienke742
    @petergienke742 7 лет назад +61

    1:24:03 I'm the one that asked that question in his chat. Insta-banned. :D

    • @JVC1103
      @JVC1103 7 лет назад +1

      Damn that was not far for you! But that Phil and his chart for you!

    • @MrVince329
      @MrVince329 7 лет назад +11

      wow, that's LTG levels of salt

    • @shadedias5563
      @shadedias5563 7 лет назад +1

      Time to disappear XD
      Make another account and ask again, and keep making accounts and asking until you get a straight answer XD

  • @LordRaptor
    @LordRaptor 7 лет назад +8

    Seriously, with the quality of this video, if I was DSP, I'd be fucking flattered, cheers.

  • @RavenTwoActual
    @RavenTwoActual 7 лет назад +5

    "He's taking on full devil form. He's never done that."
    Um, what?

  • @bobhoskins-kl6ue
    @bobhoskins-kl6ue Год назад +1

    “His launcher beat my counter hit move” there is no universe in which that makes any sense

  • @Misawa619
    @Misawa619 7 лет назад +15

    This is your Magnum Opus. Great job!

  • @islayprettylies9485
    @islayprettylies9485 6 лет назад +7

    They included the story assist as an anti-frustration feature to ease the execution demand for switching between all the characters in Story Mode for inexperienced players, and he doesn't use it all. He hasn't even figured it out by the special stage. Story assisted Electrics would be very useful there.

  • @ragasanov
    @ragasanov 7 лет назад +11

    The "IMBA ALISA MOVE THAT BEATS ANYTHING" (c) is sidestepable and launch punishable

    • @brodericksiz625
      @brodericksiz625 7 лет назад

      ArcaneRainFell good to know... I still know nothing of the Alisa matchup

    • @KhaliKaizen
      @KhaliKaizen 7 лет назад

      Yeah but, don't tell Phil. He apparently knows everything about Tekken but, he can't do a bread and butter combo.

  • @HayleyMoody
    @HayleyMoody 6 лет назад +9

    Took me 4 days to get through this but I’ve finally done it! That Akuma session was insanity, made me wanna rip my hair out.
    Good job!

  • @TrashTalkin
    @TrashTalkin 7 лет назад +8

    This video has some fuckin' PRODUCTION time into it. Ironic, since DSP can't do it.

  • @TheHeartlessAlchemist
    @TheHeartlessAlchemist 11 месяцев назад +2

    6 years later and here I am watching this godlike video again. Like I always say: Secret's videos have the best editing in the entire detractor community. Always a pleasure to watch.

  • @JackHolleworth
    @JackHolleworth 7 лет назад +8

    Holy shit, this editing. By far the best I've ever seen in a TIHYDP.

  • @I_EAT_QUARTERS
    @I_EAT_QUARTERS 7 лет назад +6

    This is ridiculous. I'm in awe of the masterful work that went into this. Absolutely incredible, dude.

  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 7 лет назад +10

    This is more intricately produced than anything he has ever made

  • @roryb.bellows8617
    @roryb.bellows8617 7 лет назад +6

    3:05:00 The amount of denial Phil lives in could fill the Pacific

  • @darkrai455
    @darkrai455 7 лет назад +9

    This is one of the best THYDP I have ever seen and Ive seen a bunch of them all the way back to MGS3 simply great

  • @igorchtidtah8050
    @igorchtidtah8050 8 месяцев назад +3

    It is 2007. Phil is losing at Tekken online. There is nothing he can do.
    It is 2017. Phil is losing at Tekken online. There is nothing he can do.
    It is 2024. Phil is losing at Tekken online. There is nothing he can do.

  • @manuelpatino7863
    @manuelpatino7863 7 лет назад +5

    Good bollocks! Now I know why it takes you so long to upload. This four-hour video is one of the best experiences I have ever, ever, had on RUclips. The edition, the effects, the little touches (like the fgc stream-like screens)...everything! You astounded me :D

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 7 лет назад +13

    This is so beautiful. Seriously. One of the best things out there. Just like the 2016 Countdown of worst moments.
    How long did this take? Seriously. Do you also have a career that involves video editing? Cause this work can't go unnoticed.

  • @suppidish
    @suppidish 7 лет назад +4

    I like how he says everything's counterhitting him even though 90% of the things hitting him aren't counterhits. He's just not blocking them.

  • @kirya312
    @kirya312 3 года назад +2

    I want to see all the “I blocked!!!” Moments in slow motion where it would be visible that he actually didn’t block

  • @admiralswallower1882
    @admiralswallower1882 7 лет назад +8

    just cleaned my bong, woke up from a nap. I'm gonna watch this the full way and enjoy my day off, the editing is amazing and I hope it doesn't fall off halfway through like most tihydps. thank you for making this I'm advance and ignore the haters talking about spelling errors. people tend to forget that most people who make tihydps aren't native English speakers.

    • @admiralswallower1882
      @admiralswallower1882 7 лет назад +6

      TheSecretLifeOfDSP thank you for making this. This was an amazing ride all the way through. I've watched it 4 times already loool

    • @lastbastion3333
      @lastbastion3333 7 лет назад +1

      Admiral Swallower that name? Lmfao

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention Год назад

      @@lastbastion3333 lmao

  • @164starman
    @164starman 7 лет назад +13

    I watched this whole thing over the period of a couple days, holy shit dude. This is incredibly well done, DSP should be honored that he's got people like you to take the piss out of him and actually make quality content out of his garbage gameplay and bitching. You could make some serious cash with those video editing skills if you really wanted to! Great work!

  • @Zomb1esmasher14
    @Zomb1esmasher14 7 лет назад +12

    Yo I love you man, I just watched the part of where I come into Phil's life and Alisa my way to victory and I love the Excellent part too. Thank you for making such a top notch god tier vid. U earned my sub.

    • @Zomb1esmasher14
      @Zomb1esmasher14 7 лет назад +1

      Just doing what the cards laid out for me, but it was fun. I had fun.

    • @lastbastion3333
      @lastbastion3333 7 лет назад +1

      Beat him with his hated character. Good on ya

    • @EBPygmy
      @EBPygmy 6 лет назад

      Zomb1esmasher14 even though you beat Phil with a garbage Alisa

    • @EBPygmy
      @EBPygmy 6 лет назад

      Zomb1esmasher14 I can g8ve you a few tips about Alisa

  • @BryanLoeher
    @BryanLoeher 6 лет назад +9

    Damn, what a ride. It's been a few days but I managed to watch the whole thing. I can say it worth the time, because this was godly made.
    I hope see more of this in the future!

  • @batman124377
    @batman124377 7 лет назад +14

    Stunning....next level TIHYDP 👌

  • @TyeNee
    @TyeNee 7 лет назад +5

    I always come back to this. It's the best TIHYDP ever made.