DSP always stands in the open or runs out in the open. Every game of this type. I think it was Call of Duty he said people who hide behind things and shoot people were pussies and cheating.
Johto I seriously was about to joke about "lol I can only imagine if he played XCOM" but then I fucking read your comment. I shouldn't even be surprised that he actually does that.
i know im asking randomly but does anyone know of a way to log back into an instagram account? I somehow lost my account password. I would love any assistance you can offer me!
*Aims at an enemy that's beyond the accurate sustained fire range of the weapon and then holds down the trigger for a full 10 seconds* God, this gun is shit! Why can't I hit the enemy when I fire an automatic weapon with high recoil at him at a high range? Automatic weapons with high recoil should have pinpoint accuracy at long range!
Nah he said he didint want to do anymore because it gets to a point where it just becomes sad and cringe on his end basically A-Log territory, there really isn't much to say about DSP. Hes bad at games and his commentary is quite insufferable big whoop.
@@PsychopathicSavior ofcourse he will he’s a roach 🪳 a Pig 🐽 roach 🪳 Remember there so disgusting 🤮 they can survive anything and still be streaming the next day and feed off of anything And i F bet you if Russia nukes every one or yellow stone gets us I BET YOU PIGGY ROACH PHIL would still be there the next day streaming some how SOME F HOW?!! 🤨begging for money bits Ugh 😑
I love how DSP completely freezes anytime he shoots. With that top tier hand-eye-coordination, I honestly wonder how he doesn't stab himself in the eye with a fork anytime he eats
I love how Phil keeps throwing grenades at nothing and then almost immediately forgets about them. At 57:20 he throws a grenade and then runs in the direction of the grenade and blows himself up.
He had almost an entire book of excuses ready for each individual death didn't he? Girder GOT in his way, as if it grew physical legs and ran in front of the shot, if you were better than him you're a nerd and you played for 2 days straight and you're just flat out obsessed with winning, but when he kept killing someone worse than him he almost got annoyed by that as well. You could even say he complained about it by him saying "I got him again, the same guy AGAIN!". The real kicker however is 'random' attacks, as if online REAL people are supposed to have scripted scenes like AI and attack in a predictable pattern using a predictable weapon. So remember folks, if you ever see DarkSydePhil in a lobby of a game, send him a PM saying where you'll attack from, what weapon you'll use, how he can best counter your attack, where you'll be standing so he can hit you, basically do NOT surprise him or use a weapon he won't expect you to use as 'random' deaths are not okay.
18:58 All of the prop guns in the original Star Wars trilogy were of World War II vintage. The CA-87 shotgun is actually a British Lee Enfield line throwing rifle that was used by the Royal Navy.
When Phil wins: "Wow I can't believe how bad the other team is! We completely demolished them! They don't even know how to play!" When Phil loses: "Oh wow you must've been playing for 2 days straight fucking nerd! I'm sick of this mode because its not fun and not because I got my assed whooped inside-out! Its because they're nerds and got all the guns already and I'm not mad I'm just not having FUN cuz I'm better at this game but the game keeps making me mess up! ACKACKACKACKACKACK"
28:05 Infinite grenades were a mistake. Also this doesn't excuse Phil's shit aim but has anyone else noticed how the sniper shots pull left? It's like trying to play Left 4 Dead in third person.
So just making sure when dsp kills someone it's because of his superior play but on any of the numerous times he dies it's because of lag, glitches, or cheating and definitely not because he's shit at the game
I love how he never figured out to charge up the pulse canon and do headshots. He sounds like those annoying 8 year olds from way back in the day. Thanks for archiving this stuff I missed this one.
I know this vid is 3 years old but as a person who put 100+ hr in this game he is dog shit and i am still waiting for him two figure out that you need to hold r2 to get the most out of the pulse Cannon
Oh and TBH larping as the one handed pistol officers is a tactic that gets you frags. I go positive in paintball every time i do it. Its a confidence thing. And you start to eminate a menacing aura when you take duelist stance with one arm behind your back. It also minimizes strikeable surface area. Its the difference between being a crouching Elite in Halo 2, and being Plank from EdEdd&Eddy
Look at that he keeps crying about the sniper but at 57:43 he started charging the sniper then hurried up and stopped as he would show that he's wrong.
They should make a shitty, retarded difficulty in every game, and just call it DSP Mode. It'd be below UT99's Novice difficulty, which is actually close to DSP's level. Fucking Maybe. xD
and these are console PUGs, the most laidback, casual PVP experience possible. For a 'professional gamer' like Phil this should be a warm-up, instead he's out here cursing, sweating and complaining as he gets whooped by 12 year-olds. the fact Phil is able to make a living doing this is proof that civilization is heading towards imminent collapse. this is not a sustainable state of affairs.
Agreed Metokur that was absolutely heinous just the fact that he couldn’t even let her rest. Better yet it shows he’s too lazy to fucking cook on his own.
I wonder, since penance is often doing something to harden your resolve/face adversity...I wonder if struggling through DSP gameplay could be counted as a form of penance?
At 56:20 does he not know that if he dies with a grenade in his hand its not gonna magically fly as if the throw completed instead of falling to the floor? Lol
There are shotguns in Star Wars. They're called slugthrowers and you can use them in Republic Commando (came out in 2000s on original Xbox) and probably other SW games. Apologies for being a fucking nerd.
ok heres my rant that pulse/sniper rifle needs a charge. i sucked at playing on console for awhile and borrowed a ps4 and this game to see if i wanted it. i kept reaching 3-5 on the scoreboard and i wasnt even trying that hard and i havent played on consoles in 10 years or so at that point. phil is just .... yeah i cant even. he playes on console ever since hes been 6 or so like me. but the mayor difference i dont beg belch or whine as much as he does and im near his age.
41.15 he is honestly blaming the water bottle factory for overfilling his bottle...
Hornito holy shit what
ONLINE WATER.
My god, Phil is truly a unique specimen.
"The bottle flooded!
Nothing I could do!"
Can they actually do that??
I like DSP's strategy as Boba Fett of hovering above the enemy team like a pinata so they all have a clear shot at him.
DSP always stands in the open or runs out in the open. Every game of this type. I think it was Call of Duty he said people who hide behind things and shoot people were pussies and cheating.
Johto I seriously was about to joke about "lol I can only imagine if he played XCOM" but then I fucking read your comment. I shouldn't even be surprised that he actually does that.
I mean that's pretty much exactly what Boba Fett did in *Jedi.*
@@Bobby__B he actually played XCOM. its as bad as it gets
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I somehow lost my account password. I would love any assistance you can offer me!
Bugged wife-mechanics
@Floofie kun Somehow he found another player who wants to be his wife
Phil doesn't realize that you have to charge the pulse rifle for it to be a one hit kill. That's too much for Phil.
Tony Bamanaboni [TomatoPowers] Just like the TF2 sniper rifle. Easy to use. No wonder he sucks.
I’m not surprised, the doode looks like a bleached potato.
My favorite Phil quote: "If things worked perfectly, I would win every time."
When did he say that?
@@andrewpytko4773 ruclips.net/video/1jFkFyo1US8/видео.html at the 10:06 mark
I can believe it. He's a spoiled little bitch.
Jim would make a great Imperial Officer.
Before he talks back to Vader and gets his ass separated from the rest of his body so he can kiss it before he dies.
Hearing Jim’s smokers cackle across the galaxy would be wonderful
@@obnoxioustitle Sargon would complain of him not taking it seriously.
I could see Jim being apart of the Empire, then eventually getting tired of it a bullshit and leaving…
Jim would make a great Sith Lord
metokur would be a blast to play video games and grief people with
"Ever heard of a shotgun in Star Wars?"
>Star Wars fan
>Didn't play Republic Commando
Trandoshans are pretty nostalgic.
>engineer from battlefront II
Scatter guns in OG Battlefront one with engineer class and dark troopers
Imagine shotgun like weapons NOT existing in that universe!
Smitty Werben Jaeger man Jensen
>didn’t pay attention to Jawas
"I'm never gonna be a hero". Well, look at that; Phil said something correct!
DSP couldn't hit water if he was in a sinking boat.
*Aims at an enemy that's beyond the accurate sustained fire range of the weapon and then holds down the trigger for a full 10 seconds*
God, this gun is shit! Why can't I hit the enemy when I fire an automatic weapon with high recoil at him at a high range? Automatic weapons with high recoil should have pinpoint accuracy at long range!
I wish Metokur would have done more of these.
He absolutely devastates with with truth bombs like Alderaan getting Death stared.
Nah he said he didint want to do anymore because it gets to a point where it just becomes sad and cringe on his end basically A-Log territory, there really isn't much to say about DSP.
Hes bad at games and his commentary is quite insufferable big whoop.
33:19 I heard about this but I never heard DSP say it. Dude actually woke up his sick gf to cook him dinner. What an absolute alpha. LOL
Absolute Chad, kinda redeems him in my eyes.
19:10 there were shotguns in the original two battlefront games
Johto I miss Republic Commando... I miss good Star Wars games where you aren't a force user in general.
Servant of the Ancients Ahh...Republic Commando was an awesome game. ☺️
MissDarkFaerie 13: I still have a physical copy of RC, but I don’t own a computer old enough to play it.
Looks like you can download RC from the Xbox Live Store. Battlefront 1 and 2 as well.
@@Swedish_Drummer get it on steam. It needs a mod but it works perfectly after that.
It breaks my heart knowing Phil will outlive Jim
Negative.
Phil will outlive us all
@@PsychopathicSavior ofcourse he will he’s a roach 🪳 a Pig 🐽 roach 🪳
Remember there so disgusting 🤮 they can survive anything and still be streaming the next day and feed off of anything
And i F bet you if Russia nukes every one or yellow stone gets us I BET YOU PIGGY ROACH PHIL would still be there the next day streaming some how SOME F HOW?!! 🤨begging for money bits Ugh 😑
In the old days people like DSP would have been eaten by predators by now
It’s never too late.
Has every gun *uses heavy blaster like a pleb*
"My girlfriend is sick but I gotta wake her up so she can make me dinner" And this piece of shit wonders why PandaLee left him.
I love how DSP completely freezes anytime he shoots. With that top tier hand-eye-coordination, I honestly wonder how he doesn't stab himself in the eye with a fork anytime he eats
The gaming companies should hire Jim to do commentary on DSP Gaming "gaming." He's more valuable doing that than DSP does "playing."
IT'S OVER, DSP! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
If you aren't severely mentally handicapped and have working hands, Its over for DSP in ANY kind of ground
Bruh even if u underground dsp will manage to die
You underestimate muh Twitch chat!
I imagine getting killed by DSP must me the most humiliating experience. I'm not even very good at FPS games but this is hard to watch.
"...WUT DA FAEK?"
Words that will be seared into your memory if you watch these videos too much
I love how Phil keeps throwing grenades at nothing and then almost immediately forgets about them.
At 57:20 he throws a grenade and then runs in the direction of the grenade and blows himself up.
I actually think someone else blows him up there. He threw the grenade past him, and then the other dude threw the grenade down before he died.
DSP is the kind of guy that would miss a blue shell in Merio Kart.
He had almost an entire book of excuses ready for each individual death didn't he? Girder GOT in his way, as if it grew physical legs and ran in front of the shot, if you were better than him you're a nerd and you played for 2 days straight and you're just flat out obsessed with winning, but when he kept killing someone worse than him he almost got annoyed by that as well. You could even say he complained about it by him saying "I got him again, the same guy AGAIN!". The real kicker however is 'random' attacks, as if online REAL people are supposed to have scripted scenes like AI and attack in a predictable pattern using a predictable weapon. So remember folks, if you ever see DarkSydePhil in a lobby of a game, send him a PM saying where you'll attack from, what weapon you'll use, how he can best counter your attack, where you'll be standing so he can hit you, basically do NOT surprise him or use a weapon he won't expect you to use as 'random' deaths are not okay.
"Oh my goodness, ONLINE LAG!" XD
Its almost like a few shots to the head in an FPS is better then the 10-20 shots to the body Phil attempts 90% of which he misses.
I love how Phil never realizes that the sniper he's using has to charge up in order to do the most damage to something.
The King of Gout does it again!
It's funny how they lost Hero Mode because the game needed Phil to be the Hero but he never got a kill
I love how he doesn’t even charge up the sniper shots and he’s like “NOW HOLD ON!”
18:58 All of the prop guns in the original Star Wars trilogy were of World War II vintage. The CA-87 shotgun is actually a British Lee Enfield line throwing rifle that was used by the Royal Navy.
I love facts like this. Here is one. The guns in the original DOOM are modeled after nerf guns.
@@joeylafrond2472tootsie toys, not nerf
THE WATER WAS OVERFILLED AT THE FACTORY? OK PHIL 😂😂😂😂
One thing I find annoying is that I cannot see the tears. Not sure if it's my eyes, that it's the resolution, or youtube's format.
I wish you do more of these kinds of commentaries :D
I love it when Metokur calls phil the Fword.
I’ve seen him unironically call himself the best gamer in the country. Let that fucking sink in
He said he’s “probably one of the best overall gamers in the country” literally just because he plays a lot of them
i hope metokur does commentary to dsp star wars battlefront 2 walkthrough whenever phil plays that
Take a drink every time Phil says, "I couldn't do anything."
If Phil is trying to roleplay as an actual stormtrooper from the movies and never hit shit, then he fucking succeeded.
I come back to this video frequently
DSP shot first. The unknown Star Wars fact.
0:24
That was hilarious , is there any more Metokur DSP commentaries?
There’s also one where he watches Phil play GTA and it is hilarious
Jinxed Swashbuckler well rip this comment
"HAN SOLO, HE'S BACK SOLO." - Darth Goutis the Unwise.
Lol - The pod will spawn on the one team, and they'll just win from then on!
Next game: It literally spawned on us, see?
Fun fact: Gaut can cause uric acid build-up in the brain if left untreated. Explains a lot.
Stuck on level 1. Even back then. It's unavoidable.
Bugged water bottle mechanics
Watching FPS games played on a controller is painful enough, with DSP it becomes nightmare
This commentary warms my 💖
They need to nerf the water bottles
"I'm the best on my team with 13/17!"
>The guy below him literally has 13/13
"Who wants to bet he's gonna f*ck this one up?"
That made me bust out laughing.
35:55 "Fuckity fuck fuck fuck, ONLINE LAG"
That delivery just kills me for some reason.
33:20 is my most favorite DSP lore.
I'm autistic and I love my train sets. I don't know if I should be upset or embarrassed.
When Phil wins: "Wow I can't believe how bad the other team is! We completely demolished them! They don't even know how to play!"
When Phil loses: "Oh wow you must've been playing for 2 days straight fucking nerd! I'm sick of this mode because its not fun and not because I got my assed whooped inside-out! Its because they're nerds and got all the guns already and I'm not mad I'm just not having FUN cuz I'm better at this game but the game keeps making me mess up! ACKACKACKACKACKACK"
Metokur's impression of dsp sounds like Meowth.
28:05 Infinite grenades were a mistake. Also this doesn't excuse Phil's shit aim but has anyone else noticed how the sniper shots pull left? It's like trying to play Left 4 Dead in third person.
"This is absolutely terrible." he says as he runs into a wall.
So just making sure when dsp kills someone it's because of his superior play but on any of the numerous times he dies it's because of lag, glitches, or cheating and definitely not because he's shit at the game
Classic Metokur.
18:50 Didn't one of Skywalker's ancestors have a shotgun in Legends?
There are also flechette shotguns in the canon
MrNiklous Like those flechette guns that those jump troopers in Jedi Knight use?
TheFableGamer yeah those
One of his descendants used a shotgun called the Rawk chopped special.
AHNLHINE LAHG
Lol I just realized they all left the match because he _was_ camping up there like a little baby. Wow.
Hasn't learned hip fire, proper strafing, or *checking ALL his blind spots (especially behind)* yet huh. 😂😂😂😂
This is how you don't pkay or a Let's Endure by Metokur? ...You decide.
I love how he never figured out to charge up the pulse canon and do headshots. He sounds like those annoying 8 year olds from way back in the day. Thanks for archiving this stuff I missed this one.
I know this vid is 3 years old but as a person who put 100+ hr in this game he is dog shit and i am still waiting for him two figure out that you need to hold r2 to get the most out of the pulse Cannon
Oh and TBH larping as the one handed pistol officers is a tactic that gets you frags. I go positive in paintball every time i do it. Its a confidence thing. And you start to eminate a menacing aura when you take duelist stance with one arm behind your back. It also minimizes strikeable surface area. Its the difference between being a crouching Elite in Halo 2, and being Plank from EdEdd&Eddy
Look at that he keeps crying about the sniper but at 57:43 he started charging the sniper then hurried up and stopped as he would show that he's wrong.
"The Gout is with you, young Burnell. BUT YOU ARE NOT A TRUE LET'S-PLAYER YET."
How does one get gout
Get get get get gout gout gout gout
33:33 wow
Can anyone tell me what gout is? English isn't my first language XD
***** Seriously? XD thanks for responding.
Lucas Fornara wait a minute...HE diagnosed himself with Gout?? More like he's just lazy and unmotivated, but everyone knows that.
I'M PUSHING BUTTONS
Laugh my ass off. 32:28.
DSP is obviously cosplaying with that Stormtroooper aim.
Late to the party and still cracking up at this shitshow. LoL
They should make a shitty, retarded difficulty in every game, and just call it DSP Mode. It'd be below UT99's Novice difficulty, which is actually close to DSP's level.
Fucking Maybe. xD
Is Metokur my long lost brother or something? Because we both have basically the same reactionary comments on Phil's garbage gameplay.
Dad?
and these are console PUGs, the most laidback, casual PVP experience possible. For a 'professional gamer' like Phil this should be a warm-up, instead he's out here cursing, sweating and complaining as he gets whooped by 12 year-olds.
the fact Phil is able to make a living doing this is proof that civilization is heading towards imminent collapse. this is not a sustainable state of affairs.
Dsp should hire jim to once a month voice over his horrible play to get some views and subs
ONLINE LAG
I think someone should pay Phil to never play a game again
Agreed Metokur that was absolutely heinous just the fact that he couldn’t even let her rest. Better yet it shows he’s too lazy to fucking cook on his own.
People like Phill are why SBMM is a thing...
"Online lag.. Im throwing grenades"
Yea.. Sounds like Phil LOL
I wonder, since penance is often doing something to harden your resolve/face adversity...I wonder if struggling through DSP gameplay could be counted as a form of penance?
At 56:20 does he not know that if he dies with a grenade in his hand its not gonna magically fly as if the throw completed instead of falling to the floor? Lol
I mean this when I say he has the most cringe inducing laugh I've ever heard
Phil can’t afford his bills but buys a 3K PC?
At least he admitted he cheated, lol.
Someone give me time stamps of quotable Phil lines.
"Online laaaag!"
2:21 Lol this video is going to be great.
There are shotguns in Star Wars. They're called slugthrowers and you can use them in Republic Commando (came out in 2000s on original Xbox) and probably other SW games. Apologies for being a fucking nerd.
N Edward I remember that. Used to wreck with them
ok heres my rant that pulse/sniper rifle needs a charge.
i sucked at playing on console for awhile and borrowed a ps4 and this game to see if i wanted it.
i kept reaching 3-5 on the scoreboard and i wasnt even trying that hard and i havent played on consoles in 10 years or so at that point. phil is just .... yeah i cant even. he playes on console ever since hes been 6 or so like me. but the mayor difference i dont beg belch or whine as much as he does and im near his age.
43:01 😂😂
I wonder if DSP screws the way he plays game ?