This is How You Don't Play Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin #1

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  • Опубликовано: 31 июл 2017
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  • @carda1972
    @carda1972 7 лет назад +228

    So many good moments in this TIHYDP. Thank you for your hard work Sufyan Aljamal.

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 7 лет назад +25

      My favorite moment ever is when the big rhino looking fuckers eat him and the samples from DSP tries it play. "Hmm.. Greasy..!"

    • @Thorgrax
      @Thorgrax 6 лет назад +13

      Yes, that was great. Althought I doubt that Phil did not taste "not too salty".

    • @ant2901
      @ant2901 5 лет назад +7

      Him trying to kill the crystal bug in shaded woods is real insanity, just move back, do a different attack or switch your weapon philip.....

  • @MoczoUno
    @MoczoUno 7 лет назад +190

    I don't know who told him to leave the Company of Champions, but they ruined a good thing here. Watching him trying to fight ogres in the forest with half a health bar was the best laugh I've had in weeks.

  • @Stashix
    @Stashix 7 лет назад +203

    L3 is jump?
    Huh?
    sees it can obviously be changed
    Huh
    **confusion intesifies**

    • @Yzothateg
      @Yzothateg 7 лет назад +20

      This fucking stoopid booollshiit! Failed long term memory mechanics! *SNOOORT*

    • @camerabox1
      @camerabox1 7 лет назад +2

      wait it can? I HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED

    • @mikeblxde4735
      @mikeblxde4735 7 лет назад +13

      L3 jump is better cuz then you can go directly from sprint into roll

    • @ricardosavagestrike
      @ricardosavagestrike 5 лет назад +1

      bugged*

    • @SimplyRapMusic
      @SimplyRapMusic 5 лет назад

      Dat Boi SmiddyPants never thought about that

  • @SCWIC
    @SCWIC 7 лет назад +137

    *lowers his guard after blocking first attack, gets hit by second which combos into third* "WOAH A KAHMBO THAT BREAKS MY GUARD"

  • @Gankstomper
    @Gankstomper 6 лет назад +80

    18:00 was one of the funniest moments in TIHYDP history. Bless the chat for making him join the Champions Covenant, and bless you for adding in that evil laughing. I'm fucking dying.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 года назад +20

      Then one of his wheelchair fans had to spoil the fun by telling him. 🤦

  • @alpine7313
    @alpine7313 2 года назад +40

    "The game cheated" will forever be my favorite DSP excuse.

  • @Lucarioly
    @Lucarioly 6 лет назад +56

    "There i still look like an asshole." Is this the most self aware DSP has ever been?

  • @arsunen2496
    @arsunen2496 6 лет назад +63

    The Last Giant must have died from gout.

  • @justiciar1964
    @justiciar1964 6 лет назад +39

    His description of slow estus is spot on.
    ...still tries to drink it in front of enemies.
    Complains he doesn't know the alternate paths to the Bastille.
    ...fights through the back way into the Bastille despite clearing half the forest area.
    Doesn't know the poison resist items...
    while highlighting one in the menu.
    RIP all the loot, including the shield that raises item find, lost due to hit trading and rushing.

  • @Draug0
    @Draug0 6 лет назад +200

    How does this guy even function in real life? Does he have chat tell him how to boil water?

    • @dankiusmemeius3683
      @dankiusmemeius3683 6 лет назад +35

      Probably has to ask the chat how to breathe

    • @crazyeyes8962
      @crazyeyes8962 6 лет назад +8

      Actually, there's a classic parody video of that, back when DSP parodies were in their infancy. I believe you can find it if you search "The Daily Life of DSP" in RUclips.

    • @comradet0m
      @comradet0m 5 лет назад +8

      Check out his attempt to make pot noodles to get your answer to that XD

    • @karloskrimson2883
      @karloskrimson2883 5 лет назад +1

      Yes but he uses Twitter

  • @Thumprsbro
    @Thumprsbro 6 лет назад +78

    I swear I lose my shit every time dsp gets eaten and his voice plays. Good stuff.

    • @henrytownshed5304
      @henrytownshed5304 5 лет назад +6

      My favorite is when they do the Japanese samurais voice whenever he gets killed, or when he figure something out very obvious and the little children say yay

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 5 лет назад +1

      That was the best part for me to be honest.

    • @James-mi5qt
      @James-mi5qt 4 года назад

      All I can taste is SALT 🧂.

  • @Skillfulstone
    @Skillfulstone 4 года назад +22

    1:24:35 "Folks I'm not the smartest cookie"
    Ironically this statement is one of his most accurate statement.

  • @sithandra
    @sithandra 6 лет назад +71

    He always backs himself into a corner and then complains that he had no where to go or couldn't move.

    • @SilvarusLupus
      @SilvarusLupus 6 лет назад +16

      Or then blames the camera. He does that so much in DS3

    • @PutridPenguinPoots
      @PutridPenguinPoots 5 лет назад +4

      I know this reply is way late but I just found out about him and he was doing that so much in Witcher 3 it genuinely pissed me off

    • @papadopulosarlequin5090
      @papadopulosarlequin5090 3 года назад

      It's like he enjoys getting pounded against the wall haha

  • @datdude1538
    @datdude1538 2 года назад +20

    When he tried and failed to kill the crystal lizard a dozen times and you could hear the pots in the background laughing. That was simply perfect 👌 😂

    • @bevanmcnicholl2525
      @bevanmcnicholl2525 Год назад +3

      I got mad with that lizard in my playthrough so it felt good to watch him take like twice as long lol

  • @Gankstomper
    @Gankstomper 6 лет назад +75

    How do you lose a 1v1 with a Majula Basement Skeleton? Phil never fails to impress.

    • @pt8306
      @pt8306 3 года назад +10

      I've lost to them :( But only once ever.

    • @cornelius7796
      @cornelius7796 Год назад

      @@pt8306 This whole comment section is just full of hateful, gatekeeping assholes that pick on DSP for no apparent reason. It’s okay to die to an enemy in dark souls. It happens

  • @garrycowan4394
    @garrycowan4394 Год назад +7

    Whenever I feel sad I watch Phil trying to play video games and that always makes me laugh

  • @No_Plays_Hand_Empty
    @No_Plays_Hand_Empty 7 лет назад +48

    As someone who watched all of dsp plays sotfs, you ave my sympathy for editing all of this. Great work, very very very well made.

  • @comradet0m
    @comradet0m 7 лет назад +105

    Awww, why did someone have to tell him what the Covenant of Champions does XD

    • @comradet0m
      @comradet0m 7 лет назад +19

      Also, even using dual thrusting swords he somehow manages to suck XD
      Also, nobody told him about the bugged left trigger attack when you power stance with Ricards Rapier where it takes barely any stamina XD
      And level 111 and only just beat Smelter Daemon? Jesus Christ XD

    • @GothicXlightning
      @GothicXlightning 7 лет назад +12

      Cos his demented Fanboys are the core of everything that is SHIT

    • @OGKoudelka
      @OGKoudelka 6 лет назад +17

      His stream is backseat gameplay cancer

    • @thatmaskeddude7305
      @thatmaskeddude7305 5 лет назад +1

      Its not phil its the phil burnell fanboys that make him salty because they demand it
      (Gasp) no wonder hes always salty because if he was then hes not human!!!!
      Or he realy does suck

  • @azebra133
    @azebra133 4 года назад +51

    He really can murder any form of intended atmosphere to bring everyone down to his primitive level

  • @chovi7719
    @chovi7719 5 лет назад +144

    im the only one who gets mad watching this dude but at the same enjoys it for all the wrong reasons? nice video btw

    • @neildrunkmaam7040
      @neildrunkmaam7040 4 года назад +12

      We are here for this.

    • @shanemorris1990
      @shanemorris1990 4 года назад +3

      It's a good rabbit hole for sure

    • @justfitz08
      @justfitz08 3 года назад +12

      My thing is that, watching TIHYDP reminds me that after all is said and done, I'm not that bad of a human being. He sets the bar so low that it's easy to look good by comparison.

    • @cornelius7796
      @cornelius7796 Год назад +3

      @@justfitz08 yeah he really brings out the terrible in people. This whole comment section is so hateful 💀

    • @mtsoccerman
      @mtsoccerman Год назад +4

      @@cornelius7796 I wonder why that is 💀 must just be everyone else right? 😂😂

  • @BBBBruceWayne
    @BBBBruceWayne 7 лет назад +110

    "playing this game differently than before"
    >chat hand holding
    >running past everything
    >not fighting
    >1:08:46
    sure man.

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 7 лет назад +14

      He's literally making the exact same mistakes when he first played it.

    • @MattZelda
      @MattZelda 6 лет назад +5

      It's a me What you tell me you fight every single enemy? Seems like a waste of time to me when you can just run to the boss.
      Not trying to defend Phil here but that "run past everyone" comment I see a lot whereas I do the same thing in the first game and the third game (I don't like playing the second one).

    • @MattZelda
      @MattZelda 6 лет назад +3

      Asriel Hyperdeath Dreemurr Not if you know where to run, how to dodge, etc. But this is Phil we're talking about here, bugged block mechanics ye know?

    • @MattZelda
      @MattZelda 6 лет назад +1

      Asriel Hyperdeath Dreemurr Fair enough, I guess it also depends on your play style. I find running thru an area to be more effective in Dark souls 3 than in the first one. First one I take my time to get to point A to B. But in ds3 it's easier and faster to just ignore the enemies and go to boss. Depends on the area I'm in though, some enemies if they're just too in the way I'll slow down and kill. I'm not talented enough to be a speed runner, hell I haven't even beat the games yet, have about 20 hours in each.

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 6 лет назад

      He meant that he's using a different build tho...

  • @hazardousjazzgasm129
    @hazardousjazzgasm129 7 лет назад +14

    Jesus fucking Christ, the DSP Tries It audio when he gets eaten by an enemy is fucking brilliant gold. By far one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a TIHYDP. Well done, mate. Subscribed and liked (Y)

  • @LckeStudios
    @LckeStudios 7 лет назад +72

    teh dawdge roll sux!!! lookit that its terryble!!!
    honestly i want to see a playthrough where someone sits next to phil or in the same room and corrects him every time he blames the game for being worse than his incompetent skills at it
    i wonder how long that would last before phil assaults the co-commentator

    • @smward87
      @smward87 7 лет назад +26

      His Godfather playthrough. PandaLee did just that. He just kind of ignored her though...which is likely why she grew a brain and left his gout ridden ass.

    • @johnsmith-sp6yl
      @johnsmith-sp6yl 6 лет назад +6

      nah, he'd just say "you're using exploits ACK ACK ACK ACK bugged mechanics *SNORT*"

    • @citizenvulpes4562
      @citizenvulpes4562 6 лет назад +3

      Pandaman you're right, this was the only time where I agreed with Phil when he said, "dodge rolling sucks".

    • @citizenvulpes4562
      @citizenvulpes4562 6 лет назад +2

      Pandaman yeah it really is, but hey he still fucking sucks at the game.

    • @Capnsensible80
      @Capnsensible80 6 лет назад +2

      Well it doesn't help that he's rolling in the direction the attack is projecting instead of to the sides. Think of the area of effect of the attack as a rectangle, and he's rolling the long way out of it instead of the short way.

  • @sockonheadedboy673
    @sockonheadedboy673 6 лет назад +74

    Why do Phil's characters always look like someone off of To Catch A Predator?

    • @OdinDOUCS
      @OdinDOUCS 5 лет назад +54

      Because he designs them to look like him

    • @StilvurBee
      @StilvurBee 5 лет назад +8

      @@OdinDOUCS oof, ouch

    • @joebool2112
      @joebool2112 4 года назад +8

      Lil' Connor Peterson I want to see him in a dark souls type boss fight with Chris Hansen “I dodged but it didn’t work there’s a delay”

    • @MasterPodi
      @MasterPodi 4 года назад +20

      “But Mr. Burnell, we have the transcripts of your chat with the underage decoy-“ “HUH? I didn’t even do that, look!” *holds up keyboard*

    • @andresmacias1319
      @andresmacias1319 4 года назад +3

      @@MasterPodi 😂

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 года назад +12

    It is actually quite impressive how he managed to recreate himself in the character creator. Got the Resting Asshole Face down perfectly.

  • @DocDelray
    @DocDelray 7 лет назад +73

    "This isn't a redemption run, I'm just playing the game a second time and doing it in a way that I didn't do it before!" Just... when you think he's reached the bottom of the barrel he breaks the bottom and then starts digging straight down.

    • @GothicXlightning
      @GothicXlightning 7 лет назад +8

      he digs low and low
      Exactly were the Thing belongs

    • @DocDelray
      @DocDelray 7 лет назад +6

      DRAGOTH BELMONT you won't get any argument from me man

  • @IronFistRuler
    @IronFistRuler 6 лет назад +96

    He didn't do too bad making the character look like himself, actually lol

  • @Choppytehbear1337
    @Choppytehbear1337 5 лет назад +18

    Phil would fail to pour water from a boot with the instructions on the heel.

  • @Thorgrax
    @Thorgrax 6 лет назад +10

    You died like you lived, Phil. Running away.

  • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
    @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 2 года назад +7

    Whoever spilled the beans about the covenant is the worst

  • @lalanada8758
    @lalanada8758 6 лет назад +24

    1:10:33
    Wait, isn't this the EXACT same thing that has happened to him during his original playthrough? Literally the same thing...
    He picked up the fire-seed, couldn't find it in the inventory, and when he eventually found it, he said "Oh, I can't use this anyway". X-D

    • @StrifeSoul990
      @StrifeSoul990 5 лет назад +2

      Not I can't use this bit it's "useless"

  • @ramza675
    @ramza675 6 лет назад +28

    He hardly remembers anything and yet the chat is telling everything for him to do.
    DSP would have like 400 deaths or more easily if he was playing the game blind.

  • @mcgman8058
    @mcgman8058 6 лет назад +6

    " I dont remember the game mechanic to get my health back" ABSOLUTELYHILARIOUS !

  • @DrayLoco
    @DrayLoco 8 месяцев назад +4

    When you start DS2 the roll is so terrible I can’t believe they made the agility stat a thing. Feels like you get a single iFrame. After like 5 hours and 20 ADP later it feels very good under 50% equip load. Just a tip if anyone plays it

  • @strangestrategies1118
    @strangestrategies1118 4 года назад +8

    I love Outsyder and the others, but this TIHYDP is one of the best out there. Fantastic.

  • @bevanmcnicholl2525
    @bevanmcnicholl2525 5 лет назад +36

    HOW DID HE FIND THE GOD DAMN ROBE AGAIN !!!

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад

      Bevan McNicholl :/

    • @bevanmcnicholl2525
      @bevanmcnicholl2525 5 лет назад +3

      @@tomthestone1470 I have returned to watch this video again... FUCK HE FOUND THE ROBE AGAIN

    • @James-mi5qt
      @James-mi5qt 4 года назад +2

      Duel Rapier Robe wearing Gouty Man Baby.

    • @bevanmcnicholl2525
      @bevanmcnicholl2525 Год назад +1

      @@tomthestone1470 DUDE HE'S STILL WEARING THE ROBE WTF

    • @DB-ny7nw
      @DB-ny7nw Год назад

      i finally figured it out, in lost bastille they're behind a breakable wall so his stream hand held him so he can get it and look as retarded as he did for 98% of his original run

  • @DionPanday
    @DionPanday 7 лет назад +30

    Wow dude, great work on this TIHYDP. The editing is fantastic, you've earned a new subscriber.

  • @MariaIsabellaZNN
    @MariaIsabellaZNN 7 лет назад +53

    Lol he actually did the tutorial this time.
    On his second time playing it.. but not on his first..
    Most people I know would have done it the other way around.

    • @BloodborneASN
      @BloodborneASN 7 лет назад +11

      Maria Isabella That's because most people have gaming common sense, unlike Phil. He's such a failure as a gamer and a rotten human being

    • @keithpilarz907
      @keithpilarz907 7 лет назад +2

      Maria Isabella I see you so often on these types of videos that I'm just gonna sub to you!

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 7 лет назад +1

      Heheeh there's certainly worse reasons to subscribe to a channel.. such as whatever reason any of DSP's subs have..

    • @keithpilarz907
      @keithpilarz907 7 лет назад

      Maria Isabella Ever since I accidentally stumbled across his Sleeping Dogs playthrough, I've wondered what else his fans find funny. Maybe kicking puppies.

    • @nephilesi
      @nephilesi 7 лет назад +4

      This isn't in defense of DSP, but I didn't do the tutorial until the second time through the game because I assumed the tutorial area was the hub area and that each fog gate would lead me to a new area.

  • @Bibliofish
    @Bibliofish 7 лет назад +14

    I still remember talking to Lucatiel outside Aldia's Keep, remember when she says "My name is Lookahwdiel. I beg of you, remember my name"

  • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
    @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 4 года назад +9

    1:29:48 Oh my god, I just realized he's wearing that stupid robe.

  • @DeATHMeTALSCooBYDoo
    @DeATHMeTALSCooBYDoo 5 лет назад +5

    Phil blaming the physics engine when getting killed by fire might be funnier than blaming the music in DS3

  • @jasonsgroovemachine
    @jasonsgroovemachine 2 года назад +4

    48:30 - He looks at the controller to see which L is L1 and L2.

  • @pixlman
    @pixlman 6 лет назад +6

    Watching this guy is a self-esteem booster.

  • @Bendanna93
    @Bendanna93 3 года назад +4

    1:55:06 has to be the funniest shit i ever seen in dark souls, what a fucking combo of destruction

  • @MrThelonicus
    @MrThelonicus 6 лет назад +100

    Does the streamchat change his diapers too?

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад

      Thelonicus Gaming fortunately no

    • @mihirlavande
      @mihirlavande 5 лет назад +5

      No he just shits all over it.

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 5 лет назад +1

      I'm sure the stream chat told him how to be born.

    • @einalt
      @einalt 5 лет назад +1

      Doooode he has a shitbucket, can't make money on the toilet.

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 5 лет назад +2

      @@einalt "What!? Bugged shitting mechanics, dood! I tried to reach the toilet, but I went in my pants because of the lag!!"

  • @brunneng38
    @brunneng38 4 года назад +7

    Picks starting character because he comes with shield.
    Never defends with shield.

  • @TheRoyals98
    @TheRoyals98 6 лет назад +17

    It's funny cuz DSP really has improved at playing these games. It's just he's now at the point where the rest of us started playing the series at (maybe still a little worse lol); he's just had to play every game and dlc (cept bloodborne lmao) to get there.

    • @justsomegamer6719
      @justsomegamer6719 6 лет назад +4

      Garrett Plue You really think so? As far as I know, this guy died more times than in his original playthrough. I'd dare to say that his gaming skills have turned out to be even worse than before.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 5 лет назад +8

      His original playthrough involved cheesing everything with the (at the time) overpowered Lightning Spear. This time he actually had to fight things proper so more deaths were expected. :D

    • @StrifeSoul990
      @StrifeSoul990 5 лет назад +2

      @@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll "proper" powerstancing is just as broken. He always creates the most overpowered zero skill builds he can and still struggles.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 5 лет назад +2

      StrifeSoul990 True, but at least you have to actually be within range of the enemy to use it. Which means Philburt gets hit, a lot. With his Dick Lightning no so much. As cheesy as his second run was, I much prefer it over his first as a result.

    • @hassanawdi3793
      @hassanawdi3793 3 года назад

      I recently played dark souls 1,2,3 with their dlcs for the first time and didn't die as many times as dsp had and I only used swords and shields no spells (only used heal) and only 1 time I used summon cause I thought alonne boss was timed too

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros619 7 лет назад +17

    12:52 I have NEVER seen anyone die to those dog things before. Congratulations, Phil - you're a trailblazer for the stupid

  • @Shizbort
    @Shizbort 5 лет назад +3

    The part with the wyvern and all the adds is my favorite. He talks as if the enemies are a normal part of that fight and it's just way too funny.

  • @MasterPodi
    @MasterPodi 2 года назад +19

    You know, Phil’s hugest issue by far with the entire series has been managing his stamina. He mashes the eternal crap out of R1 and then immediately gets combo’d to death because he can’t move out of the way, literally every single encounter he’s in. That and backing directly into obstacles and complaining about the camera.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 года назад +4

      He’s utterly incapable of grasping that the camera is essentially a game object floating behind the player so, indeed, if you back into a wall bad shit will happen.

    • @bevanmcnicholl2525
      @bevanmcnicholl2525 Год назад

      Its more than that. He fails to even notice his stamina bar. Just hurts

    • @bevanmcnicholl2525
      @bevanmcnicholl2525 Год назад +1

      @@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll While the camera in these games aren't great .... YOU HAVE FULL CONTROL OF IT. He literally backs himself into walls and pillars that show off the short comings of the camera in this game. Its your fault at that point

    • @drbuni
      @drbuni Год назад +2

      I think his biggest problems are the fact he hates video games, and he has no interest in learning anything in his life.

    • @TheNamelessScholarOfficial
      @TheNamelessScholarOfficial Год назад +1

      @@drbuni The easier explanation is that he wants every game to be as linear as a sidescroller. (Not insulting sidescroller games) He wants to just to not use his brain.

  • @Tell_It_Right
    @Tell_It_Right 6 лет назад +7

    A lot of this dumby's deaths come from greediness and impatience. There are actually times where Chump Cry Squeal does a good dodge/roll and counters from behind, but instead of hitting the enemy 1 time and backing away, he goes for 2-3 hits and gets rocked.

  • @karloskrimson2883
    @karloskrimson2883 5 лет назад +4

    6:23 By the time Phil finishes his custom character your Pizza from Pizza Hut or Dominos will arrived.Or making your own from scratch will be done.

  • @9picklepowers
    @9picklepowers 7 лет назад +32

    I've tried to, if nothing else, dismiss Phil as an imbecile and call it a day, but his continued sub-human qualities continue to astound me. You're doing good work piecing this together, I look forward to the next part ^^

  • @SEMARPE
    @SEMARPE 7 лет назад +8

    Of course he'd complain that they make you weak at the beginning of the game.

  • @bludtinge
    @bludtinge 2 года назад +5

    The opening bit is classic 😂

  • @michaelrobinson6059
    @michaelrobinson6059 7 лет назад +7

    The joke with the witch in the beginning would have been kinda funny if he didn't run it into the ground like he usually does with his jokes.

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 года назад +2

    44:13 BAHAHAHAHA! Encapsulates his every foray into every Soulsborne game to date.

  • @Gam3rnathan
    @Gam3rnathan 3 года назад +4

    27:16 37:18 44:05 1:02:51
    lmao loving these edits

  • @mcgman8058
    @mcgman8058 6 лет назад +19

    misses by 10 feet...."the plunging attacks arent working"

    • @cornelius7796
      @cornelius7796 Год назад

      @beef business everyone criticizes DSP for every little thing. Fairness flew out the window a long time ago

  • @skullface5899
    @skullface5899 2 года назад +3

    Lol the food reviews 🤣

  • @JS-lo8hr
    @JS-lo8hr 6 лет назад +33

    he kinda has a point with the lack of friendly fire. the big bosses should damage smaller foes or move slower to avoid them.

    • @wack5864
      @wack5864 6 лет назад +4

      P Somniferum late but most of them do but deal small damage

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад +4

      Tavilstock “small” try atomic

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 5 лет назад +2

      They should deal more dmg and knock them down, or just stagger them at least

    • @StrifeSoul990
      @StrifeSoul990 5 лет назад +1

      Why? You never have a situation of Heides unless you run past everything and never fight. Just get good and actually fight enemies.

    • @alexradice8163
      @alexradice8163 5 лет назад +3

      You can't damage your own phantom

  • @nuller87
    @nuller87 6 лет назад +4

    Thanks for this great TIHYDP. Really well made, tons of good laughs.
    The amount of babysitting/handholding is just insane. He could might as well let someone else play it, cause he practically does nothing himself.

    • @Dactaraad
      @Dactaraad 6 лет назад +1

      nuller87 your avatar is evil!

    • @nuller87
      @nuller87 6 лет назад

      His name is Jimmy, and he's lawful good I assure you :)

  • @Israphel776
    @Israphel776 7 лет назад +9

    11:35
    "I don't remember the game mechanic to get my health back"
    HAHAHAHAHAHA.
    Holy fucking shit. Then he says they don't explain it. Dear fucking lord this is golden. I honestly hope Phil never leaves RUclips. He says some of the most ridiculous, idiotic things I've ever heard coming out of the mouth of someone who claims to be educated, then calls everyone stupid. He's like a living joke.
    We should start prescribing TIHYDP videos to people suffering from depression. This makes anyone feel good.

  • @DeadOGChannel
    @DeadOGChannel 4 года назад +3

    An absolute masterpiece. Love the "Not too salty"parts with Giants from the beginning of the game and 1:06:32 a true gem.

  • @richardbell5357
    @richardbell5357 7 лет назад +4

    *lowers shield to strike*
    Of course a combo to break my guard...
    Phil, never change please.

  • @MarshalHopalop
    @MarshalHopalop 5 лет назад +3

    1:09:44 That, all on its own, is funnier than anything I have ever heard Phil belch out in any of his SoulsBorne playthroughs

  • @Tikondrys
    @Tikondrys 5 лет назад +1

    Thanks for making this wonderful TIHYDP. The god damn "dsp tries it" audio cracked me up whenever an enemy ate him. Great job!

  • @jasonsgroovemachine
    @jasonsgroovemachine Год назад +2

    One thing you can count on from professional gamer and full time streamer Phil is that he will approach every video game as if it's the first one he's ever played.... ever.

  • @drstephenstrange897
    @drstephenstrange897 6 лет назад +4

    He learned NOTHING from the previous games, he still rush, he roll in the wrong times, he heal IN FRONT of an enemy, he doesn't block at all...i mean, FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

  • @TeryonTheHuman
    @TeryonTheHuman 4 года назад +4

    What makes this even better is that Dark Souls 2 has some of the goofiest death cries in the series so any time Phil dies it's twice as funny

  • @thecatattheend2250
    @thecatattheend2250 4 года назад +4

    "The first time I beat Dark Souls 2 it was completely legit" -Phil, SotFS playthrough

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 года назад +2

      So legit that by the time the DLC rolled around they included a heavy nerf to his completely legit playstyle and he cried like a baby.

  • @SuperdivorceChugsFarts
    @SuperdivorceChugsFarts 2 года назад +3

    59:36 whoever told Phil the pursuer is a tough boss is mentally handicapped. Pursuer is right next to the last giant and guardian dragon in terms of how easy they are

    • @cornelius7796
      @cornelius7796 Год назад

      I remember my first play through the pursuer was a nightmare. Now I can beat his ass with a ladle no problem

  • @hectorwilson663
    @hectorwilson663 6 лет назад +1

    Been waiting for someone to do one of these. And in two parts for a grand total of four hours and more! Can't wait to watch them back to back

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew 4 года назад +4

    "De-legitimize" as if anything about DSP was legit in the first place

  • @Zylo82
    @Zylo82 6 лет назад +9

    12:35
    I never thought it was possible to get killed by those creatures atthe start of the game.......dps showed me it can be done.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад

      Zylo82 you’re late to the party then

    • @StrifeSoul990
      @StrifeSoul990 5 лет назад +5

      They are actually really strong and have a dumb hitbox so they're hard to fight

    • @cornelius7796
      @cornelius7796 Год назад

      Why wouldn’t it be possible

  • @lefteron6804
    @lefteron6804 10 месяцев назад +1

    2:32:08 Depressed woman pures her heart out of the existencial crisis she is facing.
    DSP: I don't give a fuck. What will you do for me?

  • @lordsashev35
    @lordsashev35 7 лет назад +5

    been looking forward to this !! Will wait for part 2 :P

    • @GothicXlightning
      @GothicXlightning 7 лет назад +1

      This's truly the THYDP on Ds2 that is out there

  • @sgtpepper91
    @sgtpepper91 5 лет назад +5

    imagine dying 12 times on your way to Majula

  • @Big_Bulli
    @Big_Bulli Год назад +3

    This is clearly the best souls game, it has Phil's widow's peak hairline for customization.

  • @Furiora
    @Furiora 5 лет назад +1

    The fact DSP got parried by a Forest Hollow brings a smile to my face.

  • @MiChAeL98332
    @MiChAeL98332 6 лет назад +2

    Well done Sufyan, editing is spot on!

  • @AdemVoldy
    @AdemVoldy 5 лет назад +4

    1:09:44 was hilarious, great editing.

  • @doedipus
    @doedipus 5 лет назад +1

    I can't handle that he didn't even SEE the last giant until PART FUCKING 17
    WAS HE STUCK ON FOREST OF FALLEN GIANTS FOR LIKE 8 FULL HOURS?!

  • @C3lticlord
    @C3lticlord 3 года назад +3

    seeing him sell all his items made me so sad

    • @RandomGuyxd
      @RandomGuyxd 2 года назад +4

      I remember in Bloodborne he sold all of his excess blood vials that were in his storage lol

  • @RedPlaystationController
    @RedPlaystationController 5 лет назад +4

    LMFAO his toon looks just like him

  • @popo0129
    @popo0129 5 лет назад +2

    Idk why the children yelling "yaay" made me laugh when he beat the ogre

  • @knocksuecow2196
    @knocksuecow2196 3 года назад +1

    dude wore the same robe for two fucking playthroughs

  • @waywardkitten1
    @waywardkitten1 6 лет назад +1

    I couldn't stop laughing when he went back to rejoin the covenant. Dr.evil was icing on the cake.

  • @HankHillHighCaliber1
    @HankHillHighCaliber1 7 лет назад +1

    god why does he have to give a fucking history lesson at the start every time he plays these types of games

    • @smward87
      @smward87 7 лет назад

      Because he's a raging narcissist and derives great pleasure from the sound of his own voice.

  • @SerenityScore
    @SerenityScore 7 лет назад +5

    I like how dsp pretends he figured out the barred window trick in the Copse. "Interactive stream" is right, this is practically Twitch Plays DaS2

  • @mihirlavande
    @mihirlavande 5 лет назад +5

    Holy crap I didn't know there was a twitch plays DS2 as well.

  • @reignofrock
    @reignofrock 4 года назад +2

    As a big souls fan - Demons' Souls through Dark Souls III - I personally feel that Scholar is the most difficult. Not normal Dark Souls II, but Scholar. So lovely watching Phil go through this lol.

    • @cornelius7796
      @cornelius7796 Год назад +1

      Especially the first playthrough of ds2 when you don’t really understand the “proper” way to handle each area.

  • @Kevan_VG
    @Kevan_VG 2 года назад +3

    Still a great video years later

  • @Feels_like_Guts
    @Feels_like_Guts 2 года назад +2

    52:18 Peak human brain activity!

  • @fmsyntheses
    @fmsyntheses 7 лет назад +30

    I bet this pig's fans really enjoy watching him run past all the enemies. If I was getting paid to sit on my ass and play video games, I wouldn't weep like a child and run past everything. I'd get as in-depth as people wanted.

    • @GothicXlightning
      @GothicXlightning 7 лет назад

      If you truly ned in-depth DS2 series
      i Suggest either my Guts fom Berserk playlist or my Drizzt dark elf series mate
      iF you will that is
      Still i feel you, i know exactly whst you mean
      he is the Master of Pig Shit player

    • @cornelius7796
      @cornelius7796 Год назад

      @@GothicXlightning your videos make me fall asleep they are so incredibly boring

  • @SlimyMarmot
    @SlimyMarmot 6 лет назад +4

    The DSP food comments really make this one. Fucking genius!

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад +2

      “A bit salty, really greasy, disappointing to be honest.”

  • @batboy5023
    @batboy5023 6 лет назад +3

    LOL XD nice job with adding those DSP tries it audio clips!

  • @TaurusOxford
    @TaurusOxford 7 лет назад +3

    Now THIS is quality content. Well done sir.

  • @Megadeth7811
    @Megadeth7811 4 года назад +2

    *Runs into mobs of 6 and mindlessly flails his weapon around without a plan of attack, doesn't block, and wastes his stamina.*
    "WuT?! hOw dId I dIE???! So iNconSistent!!! nOt mY fAuLt!! tHe gAmE sUcKs!!!!"

  • @TomNJoshPlay
    @TomNJoshPlay 5 лет назад +1

    The bit where they beg him to join the other covenant was goddamn hilarious.