Danny Nguyen The first few, I didnt say the first one. Let me clarify, they were one of the first few who started the Lets Play trend which then blew up.
Whoever made the fruit snacks video got it spot on. The ridiculously loud eating, the constant burping, it's like he's had the misfortune to watch several of DSP's videos.
@@MissBeloved__ Exactly. Especially on RE0, or a game you don't care that much about, or a game you already beat, but want to try it on another difficulty, or even if it's the first time you're playing a game, or have a disability that prevents you from using a certain part of your body that you may need for that particular part of a game, or something like that. But you're still right, dude.
HUH? Whut? I'm typing my comment, why isn't posted? What's this cahment button do? Nothing I could do, this computer is bugged! Why don't they just explain it, it's 2016, they should be able to explain it!
NoiseKing Welcome to the club of immortality we have people that die all the time but keep spawning, we have: Kenny Mccormick Miles 'Tails' Prower Ra's Al Ghul This is all I can think off who is Immortal but dies real-time and re spawn. For death, it hurts and immortality is a burden. And people like DSP force them to kill themselves.
It's not that he's bad at games. People can be bad at games and still be great to watch. DSP just refuses to learn even the most basic parts of the game, and then blames everyone *except* himself when things go south
Exactly. Especially since he recently rage quit RE0 despite him having beat 0 on Hard mode BEFORE; he literally quits and dies MORE times than he did beforehand. Doing much worse. But this being Dsphailbrrt; it shouldn't be that surprising; should it? But what IS surprising; is that I couldn't even tell the difference between the thumbnail for the second RE0 run; and the first one! And also; the constant calling it "RE0/0" like a complete braindead idiot; was annoying and easily the worst part of the whole thing; and makes his second run through worse than the original run. And I hated both runs. It was 6 hours of boredom. I don't know how I didn't kill myself watching the entire thing; honestly. It's horribly boring and I feel bad for the person who uploaded the entire THIYDP. He quits the entire game RIGHT before the final boss; the Queen Leech. He gave up. And I agree; this video is still fitting and gold over a decade later. And it will be in another decade. Because someone like dsphailuresbert; will never ever; change for the better; like the living embodiment of crap; the smell only gets worse with time. That's DSPHAILure for you.
People don't seem to fucking understand DSP wasn't very good at all at ST. He played it in its birth and started to get raped in the years afterwards at any tournament he went to. So he was most likely scrubbing people out before they understood the game full.
I remember in one video a few years ago, DSP said something along the lines of "If there was a video game tournament that featured all different kinds of games, i'd probably win it because I play every type of game there is". Dude is quite possibly the worst gamer i've ever seen. I have literally never seen him play a game well in over 5 years of watching him.
And then there was a time where he was whining about how everyone watching Project 7 (which was the most poorly acted piece of shit excuse for anything i've ever seen) kept saying how Phil sucked and John Rambo was the only good thing about the show. Phil went on to make a video whining about how he should be getting most of the credit, because he was one of the writers for the show. Then he promised a "super hilarious moment" in the next episode that he himself wrote. So the episode came out, and after I watched it I posted a comment saying "So where was that super hilarious moment that you mentioned in your last video?" He blocked me.
Then, not too long after, (keep in mind all of the events in these comments i'm posting took place relatively close to each other) Phil made a video bashing everyone who says he changed after becoming a youtube partner. He ended with something like "Alright, now that i've said what I had to say, i'm going to just let the comments come in and listen to your feedback. I'm not going to police the comments or anything like that. I honestly want your opinions." All of his fans were posting saying things like "oh no Phil you haven't changed, you're the best" or "don't listen to the haters, they're all just jealous". Nobody was posting anything negative. So I posted my thoughts. I didn't curse, I didn't insult him, I just simply stated my reasons for why I felt he had changed (on a different profile since my other one had already been blocked). He blocked me again. After saying he wasn't going to police the comments, he blocked me for stating my opinion. So I made another profile to let people see how much of a hypocrite Phil was. He blocked me again. It kept going on like that until I just gave up. But now it's all coming back to bite him in the ass because people are starting to realize what a dick Phil is. His youtube career will be over soon enough and he'll have to go back into the real world and find a real job. These kinds of videos exposing him get way more views then anything he puts out, even after constantly begging his fans for support.
Shawn Fields he tries actually riding it to School but it won’t go anywhere since there’s no Water and he blames bugged Boat Mechanics then he figures out it needs Water to move via Reddit and is like “WHAT?!? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!? THERE WAS NO INSTRUCTIONS OR ANYTHING!!!! THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO!!
@@colonelradec9374 Exactly. And then, he starts whining to his stream about how to beat the boat. But they don't know how, and then Phil tries to beg them for money for some bullshit reason. And then, he makes excuses, and thinks the game sucks.
DSP keeps claiming he has changed and improved all the time. But the fact that impressions of him years ago are still so true today means that he really has not.
On the one hand, I could complain that having so much of Chip and Ironicus in this video distracts from the main point of the whole thing. On the other hand CHIP AND IRONICUS' METAL GEAR RISING LP WHOO
I love the contrast of that guy at the 35 minute mark I think just completely destroying every boss in the game compared to DSP having trouble just doing simple things
Yep...and still relevant forever. Has there ever been a point in time where it wasn't relevant, like ever? It's been relevant before it came out; and hasn't been irrelevant since then, and that was a decade ago. I guess most people out there thought he'd get less bad? But nope, he's only gotten worse somehow. But you see people like PBG or Matt McMuscles, who've only improved with age. You're supposed to IMPROVE yourself with age, Phailbort, NOT get worse than you were in 2012; Filbert!
I got so lost in how good ChipCheezum did his Rising let's play that i completely forgot all about DSP then unfortunately it cut back to him but only for a second. After seeing DSP i've learned to appreciate good Let's Players even more.
It amazing to see the DSP hate cycle evolve with time. His lack of skill at games is honestly not even a factor anymore when people talk about him now because it's the least of his many sins.
"DSP thinks being an asshole is funny, long past the point where the novelty would have worn off. In open world games like GTA, he takes sick pleasure in being an absolute prick, no matter what the end result." - one of my favorite things said about Phil in his Encyclopedia Dramatica article!
I've had enough of all this dsp bullshit myself, just the fact he supposedly got managed on top of the 300 subs he got from ReviewtechUSA's video about how him getting sued by sega would be beneficial to us as it would give us an answer, which is him basically saying to his own fans "go support this guy for the sake of gaming, despite me not really caring if he's an awful person". *sigh*
Also, I should really watch Chip's Metal Gear Rising lp, I've been holding off until I get a good pc and the pc version (when it finally comes out). Fuck that, this is the kind of shit we need more in lps, people who actually LOVE what they are doing.
I watched all of it not long ago and always enjoy his work. He doesn't bullshit around in MGS games, and this is no different. Plus he covers the two DLC's they did.
Groose's theme playing over DSP's gameplay starting at 28:36 is just perfect! Can anyone make a "Groose's theme goes with everything" montage for DSP gameplay? I really want to see that now!
When Phil showed me how to breathe, i tried and i wound up passing out. Bugged breathing mechanics dood!! Seriously, you've got a good DSFail impression my man. Then again, it's not exactly hard to imitate Fail, all you've gotta do is whine and bitch at every small little problem, forget crucial information about the story or combat 10 seconds after you learn it, scream out "I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!!!" when you die or screw up, talk loudly during cut scenes, and make racist jokes whenever a foreign character shows up on screen.
Why would anyone take health advice from Phil. One must be extremely gullible to believe him. His idiocy is incredibly astounding. Plus him getting owned in Metal Gear Rising is a bonus win for me. This deserves a thumbs up.
Slowbeef didn't invent the let's play but I guess he helped make it popular. Phil got in on it early which helped grow him fanbase. (If he started, say, today, he would have barely any subs I would guess since the internet is so saturated with let's plays) I've even seen a video on youtube that someone posted of an old vhs video from years and years ago of their playthrough of a game with commentary. I'm really enjoying this video. It is nice seeing clips I haven't seen before.
The very first "Let's Play" was in the somethingawful forums, where a goon did an actual "Let's Play" of Oregon Trail, as in he actually had the other goons play with him. The thread itself was titled "Let's Play Oregon Trail!" The name stuck. Slowbeef had done a hilarious screenshot "guide" to Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake way back in 2004, and some consider that the first LP, but Slowbeef disagrees. Slowbeef was in fact one of the first LPers to do video LPs, though, and was certainly instrumental in making them popular.
I just died laughing for about 15 minutes non-stop....You guys are awesome!! But there was nothing I could do!! I tried holding it in, you see me holding it in, holding it in, holding it, holding it, dead....... but you know what? I think my diaphragm might be bugged or something. A video, exposing DSP on the internet just comes outta nowhere and I am suppose to KNOOOOW early enough to hold in my laughter. Great Job guys...Clap Clap Clap Clap LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy shit at 29:20 he says something you'd think he'd never say. "I gotta figure out how to do it, I'm not doing it right." No, that can't be DSP that doesn't sound like him at all
The Sundowner part is just so infuriating to watch. Like, it's one thing if you just can't figure out how to break the shield, everyone has their faults, but it's another entirely to claim the "mechanic doesn't work" just because you don't know how to aim the goddamn blade.
33:56 as sad as it is, I played it just like DSP did and only know realize I could do that. I'm feeling pretty dumb right now, only difference is I learned to Parry after this and got better at the game.
I love how these vids get more views DSPs. I will say though, I am tempted to open up a fund for people who parody his vids for us like champs because its the brave men and women who pick apart his vids and fight the hardcore aneurysm that DSP induces that are the real heroes of this world.
6:20 only thing that would have made this better would have been if he said that he was going to give away his fruit snack packaging to a fan who loves fruit snacks, like he does with his game giveaways.
So hes basically saying during the Barry/Nut review thing "If you're a gamer and you have a full time job, then you're too much of a slob to take care of yourself..." Also his "LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS VITAMIN A?!!?!?!" Thing kinda made me lose a little more faith in humanity. Like he's 30 or something...and he thinks all vitamins come solely from vegetables
My favorite will forever be when he played Code Veronica X and he dumped all of Chris' items despite the chat telling him not to, before playing Claire's second part, the when he switch back to Chris to fight the boss, he had to restart and blamed it all on the chat and said "There's never been a switching mechanic like this before." And he was playing code Veronica HD and nearly every resident evil game that came out before 2011 had a switching mechanic
The welshes fruit snacks mocking him it's close to being true, he would spent 45 minutes open ending the damn thing and there would be no jump cuts, just 2 hours of nothing but opening welshes fruit snacks
@24:13 "Chocolate is a dairy product" -DSP I guess Milk Chocolate has powdered Milk in it, but I wouldn't count it as my dairy requirements for the day.
Even more hilarious, he thinks he invented the Lets Play. Oh my god.
I believe Rooster Teeth created the first few Lets Plays.
VastSpartan I thought it was slowbeef.
Danny Nguyen The first few, I didnt say the first one.
Let me clarify, they were one of the first few who started the Lets Play trend which then blew up.
***** It was actually 2005. Even Gavin Free said so.
***** Thats my point. Im talking some of the first LP's. It was on youtube and their website.
Whoever made the fruit snacks video got it spot on. The ridiculously loud eating, the constant burping, it's like he's had the misfortune to watch several of DSP's videos.
Yeah the TIHYDP videos that do nothing except mock him are funny shit, super aggravating watching Phil fail at games you love though.
mike hutchinson that is me with every resident evil game ever. and he was down right racist in the video for sleeping dogs
DSP is the Onision of gaming videos.
*shivers in disgust* thats too accurate
That's a little extreme
Oh christ, that's too damn accurate to be a coincidence
@@shawntapley6733 no, pretty accurate
this comment aged like fine wine wow
Wait so he skips the dialogue on his FIRST playthrough?
And then bitches like it's anyone else's fault that the game is suddenly unfair? Jesus.
DSP is the reason why most games have an "easy" mode
Games need a DSP mode now.
I'm bad at games and just play for fun so I go easy, but he needs his own difficulty
DSP is the reason why Nintendo keeps adding Super Mode or level skip modes as well.
@@ravencollins5638 ay no shame in playing on easy man
@@MissBeloved__ Exactly. Especially on RE0, or a game you don't care that much about, or a game you already beat, but want to try it on another difficulty, or even if it's the first time you're playing a game, or have a disability that prevents you from using a certain part of your body that you may need for that particular part of a game, or something like that. But you're still right, dude.
"What the hell? VITAMIN A?"
Fuck sake no wonder he has trouble seeing whats on the screen when he plays a game...
DSP Tries it: Being exposed by the Internet
Changing title now. That's a good one.
WustacheMax I need Views.
+javierronaldo107 Great, now i want pizza
Meat Ball Tries it: Being exposed by the cloud of numbers
what was the original title
HUH? Whut? I'm typing my comment, why isn't posted? What's this cahment button do? Nothing I could do, this computer is bugged! Why don't they just explain it, it's 2016, they should be able to explain it!
DSP:
*Press any button to continue*
*Presses on/off switch on PC*
DSP: *WOOOOOW! NOTHING I COULD DO!*
DSP:
Loogat dis shit, the cahment is glitching all by itself, I'm not doing that! AK AK AK AK AK AK!! This is bullshit!!
*DSP sits down on toilet*
How am I supposed to do this!?! Where's the manual? How come they never explained this?
I'm Jiggly *DSP tries blinking* How am I supposed to do this? Where's the manual? How come they never explained this?
Because you're adopted!
Bugged blinking mechanics.
Eventually he'll play every game that's """""bugged""""" and leave the community
At the rate he completes them, they'll produce more games than he can "beat".
We'll that's simple, all that needs to be done is to let him play yours
Todd Coward Please add micro transactions for walking in your games
13:55 Even Two Best Friends hate DSP
DSP is so bad, he makes Tails die permanently.
no, he makes tails want to kill himself but he cant because he cant die.
DipShitPhill is so bad, he makes pewdiepie sound like a real gamer.
NoiseKing Welcome to the club of immortality we have people that die all the time but keep spawning, we have:
Kenny Mccormick
Miles 'Tails' Prower
Ra's Al Ghul
This is all I can think off who is Immortal but dies real-time and re spawn.
For death, it hurts and immortality is a burden. And people like DSP force them to kill themselves.
Hotsex spy Well shit, i r nao ded
Hotsex spy don't forget Sundowner, because you know he is fucking invincible
This video sums up everything about that disgusting repulsive trainwreck.
Also, that TBFP footage made my day. XD
WHERE!? OMG WHERE? I CAN'T FIND IT!
@@KuroiGaruga around 13:20
It's not that he's bad at games. People can be bad at games and still be great to watch. DSP just refuses to learn even the most basic parts of the game, and then blames everyone *except* himself when things go south
That and on top of the nonstop begging and insurmountable amount of debt he got himself into by spending 40k on mobile games.
@@ViViDGOh yeah; forgot about the begging and snorting. Thank you. (Insert Snort here).
damn 10 years later and this is still gold.
Exactly. Especially since he recently rage quit RE0 despite him having beat 0 on Hard mode BEFORE; he literally quits and dies MORE times than he did beforehand. Doing much worse. But this being Dsphailbrrt; it shouldn't be that surprising; should it? But what IS surprising; is that I couldn't even tell the difference between the thumbnail for the second RE0 run; and the first one! And also; the constant calling it "RE0/0" like a complete braindead idiot; was annoying and easily the worst part of the whole thing; and makes his second run through worse than the original run. And I hated both runs. It was 6 hours of boredom. I don't know how I didn't kill myself watching the entire thing; honestly. It's horribly boring and I feel bad for the person who uploaded the entire THIYDP. He quits the entire game RIGHT before the final boss; the Queen Leech. He gave up. And I agree; this video is still fitting and gold over a decade later. And it will be in another decade. Because someone like dsphailuresbert; will never ever; change for the better; like the living embodiment of crap; the smell only gets worse with time. That's DSPHAILure for you.
I just lost at the comment where the guy dreamed he got raped by Phil
João Lucas XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
People don't seem to fucking understand DSP wasn't very good at all at ST. He played it in its birth and started to get raped in the years afterwards at any tournament he went to. So he was most likely scrubbing people out before they understood the game full.
WHY IS THERE A BOAT HERE? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO RIDE THE BOAT TO SCHOOL?
HAD ME LAUGHING FOREVER
that metal gear rising player is incredible
I remember in one video a few years ago, DSP said something along the lines of "If there was a video game tournament that featured all different kinds of games, i'd probably win it because I play every type of game there is".
Dude is quite possibly the worst gamer i've ever seen. I have literally never seen him play a game well in over 5 years of watching him.
And then there was a time where he was whining about how everyone watching Project 7 (which was the most poorly acted piece of shit excuse for anything i've ever seen) kept saying how Phil sucked and John Rambo was the only good thing about the show. Phil went on to make a video whining about how he should be getting most of the credit, because he was one of the writers for the show. Then he promised a "super hilarious moment" in the next episode that he himself wrote. So the episode came out, and after I watched it I posted a comment saying "So where was that super hilarious moment that you mentioned in your last video?" He blocked me.
Then, not too long after, (keep in mind all of the events in these comments i'm posting took place relatively close to each other) Phil made a video bashing everyone who says he changed after becoming a youtube partner. He ended with something like "Alright, now that i've said what I had to say, i'm going to just let the comments come in and listen to your feedback. I'm not going to police the comments or anything like that. I honestly want your opinions." All of his fans were posting saying things like "oh no Phil you haven't changed, you're the best" or "don't listen to the haters, they're all just jealous". Nobody was posting anything negative. So I posted my thoughts. I didn't curse, I didn't insult him, I just simply stated my reasons for why I felt he had changed (on a different profile since my other one had already been blocked). He blocked me again. After saying he wasn't going to police the comments, he blocked me for stating my opinion. So I made another profile to let people see how much of a hypocrite Phil was. He blocked me again. It kept going on like that until I just gave up.
But now it's all coming back to bite him in the ass because people are starting to realize what a dick Phil is. His youtube career will be over soon enough and he'll have to go back into the real world and find a real job. These kinds of videos exposing him get way more views then anything he puts out, even after constantly begging his fans for support.
Phil is a guy that get's third place in a two man competition.
1:21 the legendary BlackBuster Critic gives his thoughts on DSP, hahahahah!
Omg, "Why is there a boat here?!" I die, every time. The dude is a genius.
When you were showing the clips from Chipcheezum, I actually forgot I was watching a video about DSP.
***** lool the fruit snack thing killed me
RayHLv I know right somebody playing the game correctly in a DSP..... it's an anomaly.
Awesome video. Cheers for putting clips from my videos in it. Always nice to be apart of any video shining light on DSP's douchebaginess.
Hey it's you! Small world eh?
I can't believe I just discovered DSP a couple weeks ago. This compilation is gold ... BURP... HUHUHUH.
"Why I'm being hated?! Bugged hating mechanics, dood! I don't understand why people don't like me!"
Amazing work, glad this was uploaded. More people need to see this.
Even dsp's father dislikes him xD
The only problem with the fruit snacks one is that there is actual editing...
the fruit snack parody needed much more lag and failure to eat the fruit snack due to missed input.
"Why is there a boat in here!?"
Am I supposed to ride the fucking boat to school!? Theres nothing I could do, dood!!!! Bugged boat mechanics!!! Nothing I could do!
Shawn Fields he tries actually riding it to School but it won’t go anywhere since there’s no Water and he blames bugged Boat Mechanics then he figures out it needs Water to move via Reddit and is like “WHAT?!? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!? THERE WAS NO INSTRUCTIONS OR ANYTHING!!!! THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO!!
@@colonelradec9374 Exactly. And then, he starts whining to his stream about how to beat the boat. But they don't know how, and then Phil tries to beg them for money for some bullshit reason. And then, he makes excuses, and thinks the game sucks.
DSP keeps claiming he has changed and improved all the time. But the fact that impressions of him years ago are still so true today means that he really has not.
1:22 mad respect for Left 4 Dead posters in the background wall!!!
On the one hand, I could complain that having so much of Chip and Ironicus in this video distracts from the main point of the whole thing. On the other hand CHIP AND IRONICUS' METAL GEAR RISING LP WHOO
***** It was seriously painful to watch. He just decided parrying was 'stupid and didnt work' so he gave up trying it for half the game
I love the contrast of that guy at the 35 minute mark I think just completely destroying every boss in the game compared to DSP having trouble just doing simple things
This video is more relevant today than it has ever been.
Yep...and still relevant forever. Has there ever been a point in time where it wasn't relevant, like ever? It's been relevant before it came out; and hasn't been irrelevant since then, and that was a decade ago. I guess most people out there thought he'd get less bad? But nope, he's only gotten worse somehow. But you see people like PBG or Matt McMuscles, who've only improved with age. You're supposed to IMPROVE yourself with age, Phailbort, NOT get worse than you were in 2012; Filbert!
The fruit snacks bit is my favorite part so far, because he got that annoying as fuck sloppy chomping sounds down pretty damn well
He got Dsps Otter laugh down as well Uhuhuhuhu!
Hahahahah the boat part was fucking hilarious. "WHY IS THERE A BOAT HERE?? AM I SUPPOSED TO RIDE A BOAT TO SCHOOL???" XDD
These expose videos of me are works of art.
DSP is bugged glitched mechanics
DSP is bugged condom mechanics
Linkus More like completely broken, nothing his parents could do ack ack ack
Those DSP parodies were almost too good
Almost too good to be true? Or just too good in general? Because I believe some of them were.
Is it sad that I actually thought the Welch's Fruit Snacks part was legitimately DSP during the first two minutes?
I thought that a good amount of those videos were his. I think that those imitators perfectly captured the shear stupidity he has.
It's pretty cool seeing my comment in a video.
Thanks for finding it
Remember, only DSP is allowed to be negative. Anyone else who has criticism is either a hater or a "detractor".
I got so lost in how good ChipCheezum did his Rising let's play that i completely forgot all about DSP then unfortunately it cut back to him but only for a second. After seeing DSP i've learned to appreciate good Let's Players even more.
Honestly expected the fruit snack segment to involve 5 minutes of trying to open the package.
with all the money he makes you think he'd be able to afford a capture device
you'd think he'd be able to afford a half ass education.
LOL 13:55 Love you Two Best Friends
BEST FRIENDS ARE BEST ZAIBATSU
@@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany ouf....
2:21 the laugh is so accurate it hurts lol
It amazing to see the DSP hate cycle evolve with time. His lack of skill at games is honestly not even a factor anymore when people talk about him now because it's the least of his many sins.
"DSP thinks being an asshole is funny, long past the point where the novelty would have worn off. In open world games like GTA, he takes sick pleasure in being an absolute prick, no matter what the end result." - one of my favorite things said about Phil in his Encyclopedia Dramatica article!
Dsp. So bad at games he managed to loose a race in BigRigs.
Remember when Egoraptor did an impression of what game companies think gamers are like in his MegaMan sequelitis... That's DSP
I literally burst out laughing in a quiet room full of people at 16:21 from DefiantBoris' comment.
I've had enough of all this dsp bullshit myself, just the fact he supposedly got managed on top of the 300 subs he got from ReviewtechUSA's video about how him getting sued by sega would be beneficial to us as it would give us an answer, which is him basically saying to his own fans "go support this guy for the sake of gaming, despite me not really caring if he's an awful person". *sigh*
What's bbc?
kewltyler44
Blackbustercritic.
Also, I should really watch Chip's Metal Gear Rising lp, I've been holding off until I get a good pc and the pc version (when it finally comes out). Fuck that, this is the kind of shit we need more in lps, people who actually LOVE what they are doing.
I watched all of it not long ago and always enjoy his work. He doesn't bullshit around in MGS games, and this is no different. Plus he covers the two DLC's they did.
There is now a PC Version of MGRR today. Get a controller for it.
The idea of DSP treating the real world like he does games is amazing.
Groose's theme playing over DSP's gameplay starting at 28:36 is just perfect! Can anyone make a "Groose's theme goes with everything" montage for DSP gameplay? I really want to see that now!
Chip and Ironicus are such a joy to watch, which makes the transition to DSP playing MGR even more painful :(
The Two Best Friends summed it up nicely, lol.
Fuck, I nearly choked to death thanks to all these parodies of DSP.
I hope you are happy now.
*****
What?
Well THAT escalated quickly
"Sodas are really bad for you" Phil please
OK, who are the guys that are playing MGRR and showing the parry blade mode combo?
I think i need to watch them
+manny dani i think you mean Chipcheezum and Ironicus, you should check them out, their LPs are pretty great
+manny dani ChipCheezumLP's
When Phil showed me how to breathe, i tried and i wound up passing out. Bugged breathing mechanics dood!!
Seriously, you've got a good DSFail impression my man.
Then again, it's not exactly hard to imitate Fail, all you've gotta do is whine and bitch at every small little problem, forget crucial information about the story or combat 10 seconds after you learn it, scream out "I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!!!" when you die or screw up, talk loudly during cut scenes, and make racist jokes whenever a foreign character shows up on screen.
Don't forget about the sexist jokes too and the racist Asian jokes too, as well as the anti-Semitic jokes. Can't forget those...
Why would anyone take health advice from Phil. One must be extremely gullible to believe him. His idiocy is incredibly astounding. Plus him getting owned in Metal Gear Rising is a bonus win for me. This deserves a thumbs up.
Slowbeef didn't invent the let's play but I guess he helped make it popular. Phil got in on it early which helped grow him fanbase. (If he started, say, today, he would have barely any subs I would guess since the internet is so saturated with let's plays) I've even seen a video on youtube that someone posted of an old vhs video from years and years ago of their playthrough of a game with commentary.
I'm really enjoying this video. It is nice seeing clips I haven't seen before.
Omma gawd inua is in the ko kok oko ko kojimaa world order
SO EXCITE
My understanding is that Slowbeef was the first person to do an LP in video form
The very first "Let's Play" was in the somethingawful forums, where a goon did an actual "Let's Play" of Oregon Trail, as in he actually had the other goons play with him. The thread itself was titled "Let's Play Oregon Trail!" The name stuck. Slowbeef had done a hilarious screenshot "guide" to Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake way back in 2004, and some consider that the first LP, but Slowbeef disagrees. Slowbeef was in fact one of the first LPers to do video LPs, though, and was certainly instrumental in making them popular.
Slowbeef hahahahahahahaha
"WHY IS THERE A BOAT HERE?"
Dylan Merrix “AM I SUPPOSED TO RIDE THE BOAT TO SCHOOL?!?”
14:35 Perfect impression of Phil trying to read a book. He'd probably say "Where are the pictures?"
comparing phil to chipcheezum is really unfair to phil. it's like comparing phil to einstein. or comparing phil to lord of the rings.
the guy with the book sounds like an angry Stuart Little.
I just died laughing for about 15 minutes non-stop....You guys are awesome!! But there was nothing I could do!! I tried holding it in, you see me holding it in, holding it in, holding it, holding it, dead....... but you know what? I think my diaphragm might be bugged or something. A video, exposing DSP on the internet just comes outta nowhere and I am suppose to KNOOOOW early enough to hold in my laughter. Great Job guys...Clap Clap Clap Clap
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy shit at 29:20 he says something you'd think he'd never say.
"I gotta figure out how to do it, I'm not doing it right."
No, that can't be DSP that doesn't sound like him at all
Yeah, that can't be him... He NEVER admits to mistakes... That was weird.
Props to Diabetus for that DSPositive tweet. Really want to retweet that.
I get this feeling DSP just got his ass beat by Shadows in KH.
I'm willing to bet in the years to come, DSP will be remembered as a messed up bad meme
The Sundowner part is just so infuriating to watch. Like, it's one thing if you just can't figure out how to break the shield, everyone has their faults, but it's another entirely to claim the "mechanic doesn't work" just because you don't know how to aim the goddamn blade.
Exactly, that fight is one of my favorites in gaming, but holy god is it infuriating to watch him play the game
You can't even hear the music in DSP's MGRR video, amazing.
talks about eating healthy. *reviews fast food, candy foods, and pastries
33:56 as sad as it is, I played it just like DSP did and only know realize I could do that. I'm feeling pretty dumb right now, only difference is I learned to Parry after this and got better at the game.
"Why is there a boat there?!!!"
TheArchFeind calling DSP a douche.... Ow, the irony!
my god that MGS2 part with the m9 has got to be the biggest facepalm in history how can he not see it.
I love how these vids get more views DSPs. I will say though, I am tempted to open up a fund for people who parody his vids for us like champs because its the brave men and women who pick apart his vids and fight the hardcore aneurysm that DSP induces that are the real heroes of this world.
6:20 only thing that would have made this better would have been if he said that he was going to give away his fruit snack packaging to a fan who loves fruit snacks, like he does with his game giveaways.
Thanks for using my video :D
10:26 - 10:33
that part was the funniest in the whole thing
LOVE the switcher clip! Zibatsu for life!
yo i CANNOT take the way camsydephil says welches fruitsnacks LMFAO
Evolutionists will look back and see Phil and say,
"Phew! Dodged a bullet a there"
So hes basically saying during the Barry/Nut review thing "If you're a gamer and you have a full time job, then you're too much of a slob to take care of yourself..." Also his "LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS VITAMIN A?!!?!?!" Thing kinda made me lose a little more faith in humanity. Like he's 30 or something...and he thinks all vitamins come solely from vegetables
This is internet royalty!! 😂😂
"Not saying you should sit around eating Germac mixes all day" then plays MKX and eats Ermac mix ups all day
The golden days of dsp parodies.
My favorite will forever be when he played Code Veronica X and he dumped all of Chris' items despite the chat telling him not to, before playing Claire's second part, the when he switch back to Chris to fight the boss, he had to restart and blamed it all on the chat and said "There's never been a switching mechanic like this before." And he was playing code Veronica HD and nearly every resident evil game that came out before 2011 had a switching mechanic
The other guy playing Metal Gear Revengance is amazing..WOW...
lol the fork in the pasta was hilarious!
Let's play MGS2 European Extreme Part 1 [End]
couldn't stop laughing at the mention of that random boat lol
The welshes fruit snacks mocking him it's close to being true, he would spent 45 minutes open ending the damn thing and there would be no jump cuts, just 2 hours of nothing but opening welshes fruit snacks
@24:13 "Chocolate is a dairy product" -DSP
I guess Milk Chocolate has powdered Milk in it, but I wouldn't count it as my dairy requirements for the day.
Nice to see that Traditional Games is gone back to DSP after apparently being done with him :P