I remember the weak zombies with torches in DS1. However if they caught you off guard, they'd quickly combo you for massive damage stunning you. Then another one comes along and kills you. Yeah. Weakest Hollow in the game. From don't give AF. I love it. Once in a while the one outside the fire in the sewers before Blight Town would get one off on me while I killed stuff for shards and humanity.
Eh I’ve watched him for almost his whole 10 year legacy and have never actually disliked him. He’s a doofus but there’s no way I dislike someone and have kept up with them for this long
@@TrueGamer22887 Memology 101 introduced me to him and I cant help but watch sometimes. He can be very passive aggressive to his fans and the e-begging to "pay bills" is hilarious
@@Will-re9jl legit hes just funny to watch. I’ve never cared about the ebegging as a slight against him because he’s literally just doing what every other streamer does to get money, he’s just hilariously bad at it and just literally has to beg. The vest streak is funnier than anything I’ve ever seen on television. The time he hid a cat from his audience for months, they figured out he had a cat, he denied it, and then made a 2k donation goal where the prize was a big reveal and the reveal was that he’s had a cat the whole time was actual comedy gold.
100 bucks says he'll call elden ring "a amazing game" after he finishes it and forget about his shitting all over fromsoft. He's done it every freaking time with their games.
@@godiebeard Not when you played all Souls games and you're used to the difficulty tho, i never thought the game had bad design just because i was dying alot, i still get mad but i kind of blame myself or scream "fuck".
"I won't even choose my own thumbnails or set uploads to premiere one minute after each other so they're in order on my channel but the devs who made one of the most successful games ever (that reached that status within 3 weeks no less) are lazy!" Also the irony of him saying that WHILE he's lazily trying to rush through the area without even bothering to turn on the lantern in the dark ass room which leads to him running into a corner and everything trailing him gangbanging him instead of going safe and slow...or at least turning the fucking lantern on.
@Otto Pretty bad take, IMO. I agree it would be lazy in a lot of cases, but given the sheer size of Elden Ring, having a few repeat bosses is pretty forgivable when the lore justifies it. YMMV.
@Otto Most people are newbies to the souls games. Also this is the best FromSoft game I have played. The freedom to do whatever you want when you start is insane. The first shardbearer you fight can be Morgott if you so desire. That is a lot of freedom don't you agree. I also think a lot of the repeat bosses fit in lorewise like one other guy was saying. Also the regular enemy bosses are scaled that way in endgame but are definitely boss level early and midgame. By the time you fight these enemies multiple times, it should be easy.
Only in DSP's world could someone walk *directly* into a torch and not get burned. DSP complains about broken game physics, but doesn't care when they break for his benefit.
yeah things are only bad when hes losing, just like when hes playing fighting games if he loses theres lag or the person hes fighting is using cheap tactics but if he wins then it was a good match and it was perfectly fair
@@mysite1012 I'm certain even with how slow I am, I'll finish the game before him at 100%. Watching that adventure of bullshit and mistakes from Dave is gonna be glorious for all of us who played this game especially, and cathartic. The hype is real, this is the only thing I've been this hyped to watch since the Sekiro TIHYDP.
@@SyncF Oh if you havent seen it yet, the KOTOR thiydp is one of the best. The bitching and salt gets real in that one. Really shows how much he hates challenge and planning ahead. Yeah, I've already beaten this game, and am on a new game plus at level 125. I've been binge watching other streamers playing this game, mainly Mori, it's been tiding me over till Outsyder's masterpiece.
The torch thing; if he wanted realism, I learned from an exgf (whose descendants were horse thieves) that horses are deathly afraid of fire. Torrent would've thrown him.
I watched the last few minutes of his stream today. Directly after that last part, he ran to the boss and killed it in literally 6 hits with his OP gear and stats. Even his paypig regulars said it's just not fun watching him at that point.
He's so lucky that nobody can interrupt him and answer back to his endless ranting and raving about doing nothing wrong. I can barely make it through these clip vids anymore, he's not even entertainingly stupid now, he's just a straight up QQ 14 year old in a gout ridden 40 year old sloth body
Eh, with how Soulsborne games plays it fast and loost with the human body shape in enemy design I can’t excuse him for not knowing the sexes of various enemies, lol
guy would have never killed the first boss if this game didn't have jump attacks. he abuses them more than the president abuses small children. what a tool ack ack ack
TBF that shit works... It's faster than just swinging with r1 or r2, does a lot of stagger, and you can cancel out of the landing animation. If you are using a colossal weapon and aren't semi spamming jump heavy in pve then you are doing it wrong. Sure it's the most boring way to play but it's effective. Thus why I prefer my faith heavy flail build. Wannabe paladin!
Pleading about common sense in a fantasy videogame. Dude if a giant bull hits you in real life chances are you're not gonna see it coming and obviously no amount of drinks will fix that lmao 🤣
"I got stuck on nothing! And the enemies weren't there!" Why do you think he mentioned the enemies? ....because they were there.... and that's what he got stuck on.
Eh. He is just correct that no attacks should be going through walls. It doesn’t make sense with the tone and deliberateness of these games at all, but I think to make animations for every enemy so they can’t go through objects, especially the big enemies, would not only make the game too easy but fundamentally change the combat to where it isn’t souls
@@TrueGamer22887 I disagree and don't think he's correct for the reasons you yourself explained. Elden Ring even has little details designed around it like walls crumbling when Tree Sentinel or other mobs strike the walls.
@@TrueGamer22887 It's not bs though. Fight enemies the way they were intended to be fought: face to face. If you try to cheese on walls or run past everything, you run the risk of being killed through walls for attempting to cheese and bs your way through everything. You have healing flasks that enemies don't have for a reason.
@@Bumbum_Inspector holy toxic fromsoft fan Batman. You’ve never ever ever cheesed like a high health knight enemy in a souls game? You face to faced the black knight in the undead asylum when you were first playing dark souls 1? Built different I guess
I’m new to the soulsbounre series, and even I know about the hit boxes, not running head first into a enemy unless you know what you’re doing, and know that the game is challenging me. DSP has been playing these games for a long time, and I generally wonder why he’s so bad and extremely toxic.
@@ihvojd Cheesing is when you find a way to kill an enemy by getting the boss to glitch, or by using an op item as an exploit. For example, let's say I'm fighting a sword wielder, and I use one attack that stuns him over and over again, and I beat him without the guy ever responding to me, that's cheesing the boss. Or lets say I'm fighting a giant, and I get him to fall off of a ledge he's not supposed to be able to climb, that's another form of cheesing. This is usually fine if you can adapt your playstyle as needed, but Phil will actively seek any way out of a challenge.
If they want DSP to stop ranting all they gotta do is not give him money. When he hits or exceeds the tips goal, he's full of vigor.. his willingness to engage is much higher. If he doesn't hit the tips goal, you can hear a mosquito fart in his room.
DSP has a natural ability to make any game look boring as fuck. I genuinely don't think anyone else could make elden ring seem boring but somehow he manages it
Yup, Fromsoft made the game to give Phil a bad time. He constantly misrepresents what happens on the screen. And I like how he projects at Fromsoft. "People kiss their ass so much that they don't improve" and "They are lazy" That's you, Phil. xD
This is my wifes first fromsoft game, shes reached the end with far fewer deaths and learning on her own skill. Watching this assclown makes me so proud of my wife lol. She even fights off invaders!
Honestly I’d feel weird AF playing this game with my GF / wife. She’d have to understand that Ranni is my wife in the universe and if she don’t understand that then she will have to find another partner lol
I still don't know how Philbert survived public school in the 80s and 90s... his parents must have kept their lil piglet in special private schools the whole time.
Hes been cheesing poise break on enemies the whole game and the few times it happens to him the games cheating... lol the thign is if you know the flaws of the game like hitting through walls, you know to avoid them.. Instead phil lets them kill him over and over and whines. Hes incapable of adapting.. In any real world dangerous scenario Phils first to die, guaranteed.
He didn't impale you through the wall. You were standing in the doorway yapping, all the while, he was charging his move. You didn't move out of the way and got bitched smacked in the doorway. The dogs coming after you and the scarlet rot was a nice touch though.
5:30 If only you had a maiden that gave you a ring that allowed you to summon a mount that can jump, can either close the distance quickly, or retreat back quickly as you need to get in a hit, and can be dismissed/called with a push of a button. I mean, it's Phil though. The horse would probably collapse under the roach's weight, magical or not. He is gonna be REAL salty when he fights Maliketh. He gives you barely any time to attack, let alone wind up. Pigroach will get bodied before he can even jump in the air.
@@fugoo8912 Yeah pretty much. He's gonna get REAL salty passed the when he gets to the dragonswept ruins. Jump attack won't help him against a certain Black blade boss.
@@TheOnlyHypercam Yep. Which to a normal player, is weird given his glass cannon build. Normally, I would use a talisman like that if I was a tank with a shield. Not a character that dies if flicked.
Why even stand in front of the raging bull to hit it? It's sides are clearly safer but grug refuses to evolve. Thank God the original cavemen didn't have piggy with them.
08:01 Where have I heard that sound before? Ah yes, I remember; it's the noise that marks the end of Phil's twenty-seven seconds of 'me time'. "Camera's been on the whole time, eh? Hello."
I love how several times over the course of the game he blamed "the lag" before remembering it was a single player game, and switching to his second favorite cop-out, "it's so delayed dood!"
I've seen people duck and jump ovee attacks perfectly yet piggy moans cos he can't roll into a attack and still takes damage. Does he not understand how it works. Tally up the times he says stupid, and bad, but broken what a loser
This dude trying to apply real life physics to a video game where everyone can use magic, wield giant weapons larger than their bodies, a boss that literally holds back a meteor from hitting the world with his mind, etc.
Where did this trend of him saying something once then saying 'No really', then saying it again come from? I feel like it's a fairly recent vernacurial addition to the DSPniverse
He only cares about tips. Look at how much money he earned from his fans. This dude complains a game that gives him so much money. Without this game, this dude won't have that much of tips. His fans give him money to buy the game and he did nothing but terrible gamepaly and he still complains so much about front software. So shameless!
I'm sure the guy with the torch must also think it's unfair that you can chug 13 times to get your health back. Your rules aren't the enemies
I remember the weak zombies with torches in DS1. However if they caught you off guard, they'd quickly combo you for massive damage stunning you. Then another one comes along and kills you. Yeah. Weakest Hollow in the game. From don't give AF. I love it. Once in a while the one outside the fire in the sewers before Blight Town would get one off on me while I killed stuff for shards and humanity.
@@eschcal9839 the ones outside the Asylum when you go back the second time still give me nightmares
@@mtsoccerman To this day I still go around them every time.
then theres demons souls where you can have up to 99 of six types of healing items on you at once
He's acting like the npcs need the challenge that a player does. What is wrong with you, manchild?
It's so easy to dislike this guy
That's his super power he can make the most level headed easy going person hate him.
@@IceCubeInMyIceTea I don't hate him but he acts like he's never been smacked in the mouth
Eh I’ve watched him for almost his whole 10 year legacy and have never actually disliked him. He’s a doofus but there’s no way I dislike someone and have kept up with them for this long
@@TrueGamer22887 Memology 101 introduced me to him and I cant help but watch sometimes. He can be very passive aggressive to his fans and the e-begging to "pay bills" is hilarious
@@Will-re9jl legit hes just funny to watch. I’ve never cared about the ebegging as a slight against him because he’s literally just doing what every other streamer does to get money, he’s just hilariously bad at it and just literally has to beg. The vest streak is funnier than anything I’ve ever seen on television. The time he hid a cat from his audience for months, they figured out he had a cat, he denied it, and then made a 2k donation goal where the prize was a big reveal and the reveal was that he’s had a cat the whole time was actual comedy gold.
LMAO, he's so caught up in his toxic rant at the end that he gets caught up against a wall and killed. Poetic shit.
Same happened when he was ranting on his horse and dies to fall dmg blaming nighttime i cant see dood
Over 500 deaths while overleveled out the ass and hasn't even started the last third of the game. He truly is a mistery.
Is this his first play through?
@@xSISYPHUSx yes but he’s read many guides
@@xSISYPHUSx He also has paypigs in the chat holding his hand just like all his other playthroughs.
@@Gankstomper Don't forget FAQ/advice/guide channel in his secret mod Discord.
Has anyone asked Phil how people are able to do no-death runs if the hitboxes are so broken?
Fact: That death counter isn't accurate. Ask Snort, he has the real figure.
DOOD THE FOOKIN DEATH COUNTER IS SO BUGGED FOOKIN ONLINE LAG GUYS DONT MENTION IT DOOD
just add 10%-20% and thats probably close
The audacity of this guy calling anybody lazy
phil isn’t lazy he streams twice a day, uploads the prestream, gameplay, and daily wrap
dave looks genuinely special needs with that runescape beanie
Don't bully special needs, Phil is in a whole different league
Especial ED probably with a 62 IQ
@@tobythecat7439 the whale is truly on a different league
REAL LYFE DEWMASS do0d
Yeah…..”looks”
Jesus christ. He's like 40 going on 13
@Old Man Jones Strikes Again With Vengeance he's looking 80 yes lol but that mentality is just ridiculous
More like 40 going on 10. When I was 13 I was atleast interested in girls.
When i was 13 i could see how a beard should be properly grown. Not on myself of course :P
@@Throbingkcoc he has a super model wife dood
@@SaguraXSousuke khet needs to graze somewhere
100 bucks says he'll call elden ring "a amazing game" after he finishes it and forget about his shitting all over fromsoft. He's done it every freaking time with their games.
off course it is the typical DSP rubbish
mixed bag, 10/10
to be fair saying the game is stupid or that it sucks when youre dying a lot comes like an instinct sometimes
@@godiebeard just be careful you don't turn into a DSPig sympathizer
@@godiebeard Not when you played all Souls games and you're used to the difficulty tho, i never thought the game had bad design just because i was dying alot, i still get mad but i kind of blame myself or scream "fuck".
I want a "No REALLY" compilation. His new fave saying since the beginning of this year.
Seems like every year he comes up with a new saying, phrase, or gimmick.
BRO PLEASE exactly lmao we need one
"no really" "and I really mean that" .. his new favorite sayings lol
@@bosscomplex “and what I’m saying is thus”
No really, it’s his favorite new saying since the beginning of the year!
I love when the laziest guy on the internet calls a developer that works their asses off "LAZY."
"I won't even choose my own thumbnails or set uploads to premiere one minute after each other so they're in order on my channel but the devs who made one of the most successful games ever (that reached that status within 3 weeks no less) are lazy!"
Also the irony of him saying that WHILE he's lazily trying to rush through the area without even bothering to turn on the lantern in the dark ass room which leads to him running into a corner and everything trailing him gangbanging him instead of going safe and slow...or at least turning the fucking lantern on.
I couldn't believe the last part. REALLY in this day and age you are calling fromsoft lazy. Just insane
@Otto Because only FromSoft reuses stuff, it definitely doesn't happen to almost any other game...
@Otto Pretty bad take, IMO. I agree it would be lazy in a lot of cases, but given the sheer size of Elden Ring, having a few repeat bosses is pretty forgivable when the lore justifies it. YMMV.
@Otto Most people are newbies to the souls games. Also this is the best FromSoft game I have played. The freedom to do whatever you want when you start is insane. The first shardbearer you fight can be Morgott if you so desire. That is a lot of freedom don't you agree. I also think a lot of the repeat bosses fit in lorewise like one other guy was saying. Also the regular enemy bosses are scaled that way in endgame but are definitely boss level early and midgame. By the time you fight these enemies multiple times, it should be easy.
Only in DSP's world could someone walk *directly* into a torch and not get burned.
DSP complains about broken game physics, but doesn't care when they break for his benefit.
yeah things are only bad when hes losing, just like when hes playing fighting games if he loses theres lag or the person hes fighting is using cheap tactics but if he wins then it was a good match and it was perfectly fair
I can't overstate how much I literally cannot wait for 0utsyder's TIHYDP on this game. I hope it's a 24hr long 2 part series.
Same brother. It's gonna be longer than the Sekiro TIHYDP.
@@mysite1012 I'm certain even with how slow I am, I'll finish the game before him at 100%. Watching that adventure of bullshit and mistakes from Dave is gonna be glorious for all of us who played this game especially, and cathartic. The hype is real, this is the only thing I've been this hyped to watch since the Sekiro TIHYDP.
@@SyncF Oh if you havent seen it yet, the KOTOR thiydp is one of the best. The bitching and salt gets real in that one. Really shows how much he hates challenge and planning ahead. Yeah, I've already beaten this game, and am on a new game plus at level 125. I've been binge watching other streamers playing this game, mainly Mori, it's been tiding me over till Outsyder's masterpiece.
Another channel already has 3 parts out, hes doing a pretty good job ngl.
@@sinjin8576 Channel name? I'd love to check it out.
The torch thing; if he wanted realism, I learned from an exgf (whose descendants were horse thieves) that horses are deathly afraid of fire.
Torrent would've thrown him.
Torrent ain’t a horse but a magical stead
@@gurmeharaulakh9262 Torrent is mans best friend
I watched the last few minutes of his stream today. Directly after that last part, he ran to the boss and killed it in literally 6 hits with his OP gear and stats. Even his paypig regulars said it's just not fun watching him at that point.
He's using the classic NPC move of putting yourself down so you dont feel as bad about incoming future failure. lmao
Phil can buy all the gin and Jpegs in the world but he will never be able to buy self respect. What a sad existence.
He really wants that game journalist setting.
This is gonna be one of the best *THIS IS HOW YOU DONT PLAY* play throughs ever 💯
He's so lucky that nobody can interrupt him and answer back to his endless ranting and raving about doing nothing wrong. I can barely make it through these clip vids anymore, he's not even entertainingly stupid now, he's just a straight up QQ 14 year old in a gout ridden 40 year old sloth body
That's why lately I've only been able to watch certain re-streamers who call out his BS
hearing him call the cleanrot knight "him" irritated me more than it should have
Eh, with how Soulsborne games plays it fast and loost with the human body shape in enemy design I can’t excuse him for not knowing the sexes of various enemies, lol
guy would have never killed the first boss if this game didn't have jump attacks. he abuses them more than the president abuses small children. what a tool ack ack ack
LMFAO This is so accurate 🤣. LGB
lmaooo LGB
Gg
You mean all presidents do at their Bohemian Grove.
Enemy: stars to pull back
Dsp: jumps attack
Enemy: is out of range now
Dsp: I can't hit him doOoOd fromsoftware bad ack ack ack
bro he got one of the glitched out copies. didnt you notice every time he died it glitched out. all 500 times.
its da input lag d0000d
@@Pkerswag This dumb shit helps me to come down, the game eats inputs that is true but my god is he annoying when he cries about it.
40+ hours in and his strategy has never progressed beyond jump + r2 spam.
I know right? His inability to adapt is friggin hilarious
It's so stupid that's all he doer
TBF that shit works... It's faster than just swinging with r1 or r2, does a lot of stagger, and you can cancel out of the landing animation. If you are using a colossal weapon and aren't semi spamming jump heavy in pve then you are doing it wrong. Sure it's the most boring way to play but it's effective. Thus why I prefer my faith heavy flail build. Wannabe paladin!
Doctor: "You have GOUT, Phil."
Phil: "Well I'm going for maximum GOUT, so there."
He does care. He really do.
Pleading about common sense in a fantasy videogame. Dude if a giant bull hits you in real life chances are you're not gonna see it coming and obviously no amount of drinks will fix that lmao 🤣
FromSoft is lazy according to this guy.
Classic Phil, never change.
I'm convinced he couldn't change even if he wanted to
And then saying that they stopped polishing their games. Elden Ring is literally their greatest hit yet with massive support.
The game is bad if it doesn't let me win SQUEEEEEEEEEE! snort
I love rooting for the bosses.
Lmfao I do the same thing
"I got stuck on nothing! And the enemies weren't there!" Why do you think he mentioned the enemies? ....because they were there.... and that's what he got stuck on.
7:16 I got so nervous when he said the word, “stationary.”
"It hits after the fact?" Of course it does Phil, you RAN INTO A ROCK SPIKE while the animation frames weren't finished 🤣🤣🤣
One of these days a developer will hear him shitting on them, and they will blacklist him from their games.
That cap makes him look even more special-needs than the Sonic one.
He's learned nothing from all Souls Borne game's it's actually baffling
Runs in the middle of enemies.
"I got stuck on nothing! D000d this is stupid...."
The game punishes you for blindly rushing in. How does he not yet realize this??
lmao god that WHY AM I TOXIC clip is just going to live on forever, isn't it? I hope it does. It perfectly encapsulates Phil.
"Fromsoft has become lazy" that's very funny coming from you
"Fuck this I don't care I'm gonna run past everything" gets punished for being reckless "fucking lazy game devs"
''Gem too hrd, pliz nerf!'' -DSP, every game
The absolute worst part is the amount of money he made during.
When is Phil finally going to release his own game? He knows exactly what it takes to make one. I'm dying to play it.
Walks into rocks as they are blasting apart. "How did it hit me after the attack?"
A Game is never fun unless Phil can cakewalk through it
LMAO…runs into a torch…..WHY DID I GET HIT WITH A TORCH DURRRRRRRR
Mr. Piggy doesn't even know what he's talking about. I hit enemies through walls all the damn time in Elden Ring.
Eh. He is just correct that no attacks should be going through walls. It doesn’t make sense with the tone and deliberateness of these games at all, but I think to make animations for every enemy so they can’t go through objects, especially the big enemies, would not only make the game too easy but fundamentally change the combat to where it isn’t souls
@@TrueGamer22887 I disagree and don't think he's correct for the reasons you yourself explained. Elden Ring even has little details designed around it like walls crumbling when Tree Sentinel or other mobs strike the walls.
@@Bumbum_Inspector 2% if walks crumbling doesn’t make the 98% not bs
@@TrueGamer22887 It's not bs though. Fight enemies the way they were intended to be fought: face to face. If you try to cheese on walls or run past everything, you run the risk of being killed through walls for attempting to cheese and bs your way through everything. You have healing flasks that enemies don't have for a reason.
@@Bumbum_Inspector holy toxic fromsoft fan Batman. You’ve never ever ever cheesed like a high health knight enemy in a souls game? You face to faced the black knight in the undead asylum when you were first playing dark souls 1? Built different I guess
Thanks for the upload. Much love brother.
He’s using a slow weapon with an even slower windup time. Yet he’s surprised he’s taking forever to hit the boss
I’m new to the soulsbounre series, and even I know about the hit boxes, not running head first into a enemy unless you know what you’re doing, and know that the game is challenging me. DSP has been playing these games for a long time, and I generally wonder why he’s so bad and extremely toxic.
Generally speaking, he cheesed the others and the methods he used gave him bad playing habits.
I think it has to do something with him being complete narcisist and having iq smaller than size of his shoe.
@@heyyo3725 what’s cheese out?
@@ihvojd Cheesing is when you find a way to kill an enemy by getting the boss to glitch, or by using an op item as an exploit.
For example, let's say I'm fighting a sword wielder, and I use one attack that stuns him over and over again, and I beat him without the guy ever responding to me, that's cheesing the boss. Or lets say I'm fighting a giant, and I get him to fall off of a ledge he's not supposed to be able to climb, that's another form of cheesing.
This is usually fine if you can adapt your playstyle as needed, but Phil will actively seek any way out of a challenge.
@@mysite1012 thank you
If they want DSP to stop ranting all they gotta do is not give him money. When he hits or exceeds the tips goal, he's full of vigor.. his willingness to engage is much higher. If he doesn't hit the tips goal, you can hear a mosquito fart in his room.
Gets stuck behind an environmental object
I CANT MOVE
I will have added Phil saying " I can play any game at pro level , If I take the time"
DSP has a natural ability to make any game look boring as fuck. I genuinely don't think anyone else could make elden ring seem boring but somehow he manages it
Jump R2
Jump R2
Roll roll roll
Heal
Repeat.
thank you lord memology for making this playthrough watchable
I wonder if he knows there is a fast attack button.
he sounds demented...
10:29 Ok, that got a genuine laugh out of me. Good job doggy.
Also Phil ranting about other people being lazy is peak comedy.
Yup, Fromsoft made the game to give Phil a bad time. He constantly misrepresents what happens on the screen.
And I like how he projects at Fromsoft. "People kiss their ass so much that they don't improve" and "They are lazy" That's you, Phil. xD
I honestly couldn't believe the last part calling them lazy
This is my wifes first fromsoft game, shes reached the end with far fewer deaths and learning on her own skill. Watching this assclown makes me so proud of my wife lol. She even fights off invaders!
Ur wife is cracked with the goat sauce bro
Sounds like she is playing with help. Can't get invaded if you are playing solo.
@@BlahMcGee Well i do escort her from time to time. Or ill even be busy doing something in the house and she can defend herself. :)
Honestly I’d feel weird AF playing this game with my GF / wife. She’d have to understand that Ranni is my wife in the universe and if she don’t understand that then she will have to find another partner lol
@@JoeyCentral Right? :/ But when all else fails, have your wife cosplay as ranni.
I still don't know how Philbert survived public school in the 80s and 90s... his parents must have kept their lil piglet in special private schools the whole time.
Man he doesn't know the definition. Of learn the fight and dodge at the right time
"Why isn't he dying instantly, what a stupid game." Jeez, Phil.
Hes been cheesing poise break on enemies the whole game and the few times it happens to him the games cheating... lol the thign is if you know the flaws of the game like hitting through walls, you know to avoid them.. Instead phil lets them kill him over and over and whines. Hes incapable of adapting.. In any real world dangerous scenario Phils first to die, guaranteed.
Every time he mentions the hurt boxes I die inside a little.
Hahahaha the ack ack ack at the end of the banana intro gets me every time
we need "this game is stupid" count
He didn't impale you through the wall. You were standing in the doorway yapping, all the while, he was charging his move. You didn't move out of the way and got bitched smacked in the doorway. The dogs coming after you and the scarlet rot was a nice touch though.
I knew the Shaded Castle was gonna make him cry, hahah.
Did he just jump off a cliff because he was too busy complaining to pay attention to where he was going? This guy actually pulled a Luthor Tyrell.
Bold of him to assume he’s going to be able to complete the game.
5:30
If only you had a maiden that gave you a ring that allowed you to summon a mount that can jump, can either close the distance quickly, or retreat back quickly as you need to get in a hit, and can be dismissed/called with a push of a button.
I mean, it's Phil though. The horse would probably collapse under the roach's weight, magical or not.
He is gonna be REAL salty when he fights Maliketh. He gives you barely any time to attack, let alone wind up. Pigroach will get bodied before he can even jump in the air.
If he’s required to push more than his 2 designated buttons he won’t do it.
@@fugoo8912 Yeah pretty much. He's gonna get REAL salty passed the when he gets to the dragonswept ruins. Jump attack won't help him against a certain Black blade boss.
Don’t forget him using the talisman that increases stats but also increases damage taken
@@TheOnlyHypercam Yep. Which to a normal player, is weird given his glass cannon build. Normally, I would use a talisman like that if I was a tank with a shield. Not a character that dies if flicked.
He insulted my favorite noble with his presence. When I summon, I summon for him.
His laugh When he is Salty! 😂👍🧂🧂🧂🧂
Philly over here still squeezing his banana
6:30 "I got stuck on NOTHING!" 🤣
My man's is shocked an attack that is "already out" hits him.... there is literally flying earth everywhere
The dog biting him was awesome haha
Is it fair for me to say "get good, scrub" if I would suck just as much if not more? 😆
Hitboxes are perfectly fine. Just Phil thats 100% blind.
0.5X speed turns this into comedy gold.
The fact he’s expecting 1000 deaths is just sad on it’s own. He’s not even doing it on purpose it’s just comes naturally for him
Usually when you walk into fire, it hurts. I don't see how Phil doesn't get that. 🤣
Why even stand in front of the raging bull to hit it? It's sides are clearly safer but grug refuses to evolve. Thank God the original cavemen didn't have piggy with them.
Well if they did he'd probably be used to distract predators or they'd learn what not to do watching him
08:01 Where have I heard that sound before? Ah yes, I remember; it's the noise that marks the end of Phil's twenty-seven seconds of 'me time'. "Camera's been on the whole time, eh? Hello."
If only there was a button you could press to dodge attacks
I love how several times over the course of the game he blamed "the lag" before remembering it was a single player game, and switching to his second favorite cop-out, "it's so delayed dood!"
I've seen people duck and jump ovee attacks perfectly yet piggy moans cos he can't roll into a attack and still takes damage. Does he not understand how it works. Tally up the times he says stupid, and bad, but broken what a loser
Torch guy, you're the real MVP
This dude trying to apply real life physics to a video game where everyone can use magic, wield giant weapons larger than their bodies, a boss that literally holds back a meteor from hitting the world with his mind, etc.
Where did this trend of him saying something once then saying 'No really', then saying it again come from? I feel like it's a fairly recent vernacurial addition to the DSPniverse
That enemy charging him through the wall was funny as fuck. He got so pissed that the enemy whupped his ass.
He only cares about tips. Look at how much money he earned from his fans. This dude complains a game that gives him so much money. Without this game, this dude won't have that much of tips. His fans give him money to buy the game and he did nothing but terrible gamepaly and he still complains so much about front software. So shameless!
dsp is so toxic he manages to make the Chernobyl incident look like an oil spill on the freeway.. good god he needs to just stop being himself
Dsp literally just spams jumping attacks and then proceeds to complain about every boss 🤣
*WHY AM I TOXIC*
I hate that I have that banana song in my head..lol
Its funny how he says that he doesn't insult game devs anymore then turns around and does it literally every day.
He is never going to beat this game.