Phil as a child playing Where’s Waldo: “Waldo isn’t even here. This is impossible. The dunce who drew this made a bunch of people who are dressed like him. That’s just bad design. It’s meant to waste your time. Eff this.”
As the old clip at the end has him explaining, just because he gets paid to play games doesn't mean he's good at it! That's how he both wins & loses that argument.
Soo true. I wouldn’t be surprised if he kills Malenia in less than 5 attempts. He made his build soo brain dead easy that he doesn’t need to think, unlike in BG3 where you still need to think in order not to get fucked over. No reason he hated that game soo much despite getting soo much money from that game.
Dave thinks anything that doesn’t make progress toward the game being over is a waste of time. The concept of “fun” isn’t something that makes sense to his small brain.
Well thats just the thing, hes not having fun, he never does, his incompetence is under a spotlight and he knows that, and because of his abysmal lack of humility he sits there fuming, only time hes having fun is when hes dumping all of his viewers money into a mobile game
Yeah the dungeons is the only challenge beside boss fights. Most open world encounters can be ignored or you can pull one at a time. Ofcourse he hates dungeons
Man he is really losing it. Its gotten 10x worse this year. Every little thing is some unreasonable, responsibility-dodging meltdown and cope session. If he didn't tell us how happy he was all the time, I would suspect he is a very bitter, resentful person who kinda hates his life and what its become. I wonder why Kat doesn't want to get in on these chill, meaningful, fun times.
@@AngryLoona I called rock bottom by Christmas all last fall. I was off by a month. It was Superbowl. And all this... including his "I am so F'ing happy, F you" rant that night... is him struggling with the realization of it. He gave it away when he went off about table manners. He acknowledged his channel is a joke and not worth putting any effort toward being good or improving. He admitted the detractors are right, caught himself and got angry. Thats where the "my life is awesome" rant came from. Like a wasted guy at the end of the bar thats been shot down by every chick there and ditched by his friends... just yelling at anyone who walks by how they wish they could have his life, bragging about what car they drive and how much their house cost, trying to convince themselves they aren't a complete loser who got ditched by everyone.
I imagine his birthday spent eating a terrible brownie all by himself, sitting on a stream populated by a handful of paint chip connoisseurs, bigots and perverts probably hit pretty hard. He has been in midlife crisis ever since LTG said he looks like a old bum. He does pay attention to detractor content... its getting harder and harder to come up with delusional excuses when the facts are always right there.
Imagine that, end-game bonus content is way more difficult and unforgiving than what you find in the story campaign. Could you imagine if all video games had such a feature? Preposterous.
That pigroach even made it this far is a miracle in itself. The guy just lowers his head and charges right at every game he plays. Does literally the same exact thing every time, dies, blames the devs, continues to do what gwts him killed every time. The un-self awareness is at stratospheric levels again today
The human brain, 100 billion neurons, each neuron a tangled web capable of processing information and making split decisions in milliseconds. And here comes Phil running into a candle stick and blames the character he is controlling.
>Enters dungeon >Refuses to kill enemies one on one, choosing to run away from them for some bizarre reason >Enemies pursue him, surround him and eventually overwhelm him >"Wow dood this game sucks, Fromsoft are a bunch of assholes" He plays basically all Fromsoft games like this since 2011. Never learn.
Running past enemies is the optimal way to play, actually. It's just that Phil is too stupid to plan ahead, so he gets himself trapped instead of going through once or twice the normal way and then sprinting through.
"Time wasting." He loves gaming, guys. It's his hobby and his job. Look, it doesn't matter if you like the game or his gameplay. That's not the point. Please consider tipping.
His entire build centers around doing immense amounts of damage and having zero tankiness...proceeds to run past enemies the whole time instead of killing them...just why?
Yeah lol. That one actually sucked and took me like 3 days to beat. The rest of these types of dungeons are quite manageable in comparison. Even the Putrid and Ulcerated Tree Spirit boss ones.
people were telling him the game was too loud a few streams ago, and he responded "yeah the game must be really loud" or something like that and then proceeded to just play the game without fixing the audio
Soo he chooses to do a Glintstone magic run (magic which usually hones in on an enemy), but running around with Dark Moon Greatsword using Magic Greatsword...? On top of having shit Vitality and wearing gear that's absolute trash? This is ToTK all over again.
Phil has played every Souls game multiple times and still doesn't know that holding a weapon with two hands prevents you from bouncing off when you strike a wall. Actually, come to think of it I bet he doesn't even remember how to hold wit both hands in Elden Ring because they changed the controls for it. He probably thinks you can't.
What's more hilarious about him using the Moonlight Greatsword is that he's refusing to use the blast attack that deals more magic damage to rotten knights, lol 😆 🤣 😂
Saw this live, i laughed so hard when he "clipped through the column" 4 times in a row then got on top of it only to get knocked off by the cleanrot knight, beautiful
what is funny is I almost always won a fight by clashing with the boss both on low health and basically killed each other. I know these games can be frustrating but more often than not I'd laugh at my deaths knowing I did a stupid thing lol. Too bad Phil can't just enjoy a game, he has to act like hes better than everyone/everything.
The DSP method to playing Souls games: Pick and choose your fights and run by others creating enemies that stab you in the back later. Do it over and over until you get heated and tired of death. Then change up by just blindly speedrunning past everything causing everything to crash down on you when you get slowed or hit a dead end. Do this over and over while bytching its the games fault until something F's up and gets passed it. This dungeon is tough sure but it becomes a whole lot easier if you kill all enemies and shut down the frost pillars then it comes down to figuring out the puzzle to progress through it.
i love how in almost every single game, phil backs himself into a wall and then complains about not being able to see anything. it’s like he doesn’t understand how walls are supposed to work. maybe if you didn’t constantly back yourself into corners, you’d be able to see what’s going on
Really wondering what a DSP fan thinks watching Phil streams... "Yeah Elden Ring fking sux!!! -- But not you Phil! You're the coolest 42yr old gamer AND content creator alive!"
Here's a riddle I'm sure you all could figure out: What wastes time complaining about wasting his time, in a dungeon that is "just meant to be a waste of time", all in the name of wasting more time doing something else?
“Idk if this dungeon is worth doing guys?” As he looks at chat. I’d be amazed if Phil could even finish a game by himself without having a mental breakdown. Also, He doesn’t let viewers pick games cause there fun he does it cause he thinks it’s a game they will give him money for poorly playing. Now that’s how you run a “business”.
Phil should run a shield not a sword. I did a magic run and had no problem with all content I could do in my first playthrough. There is really no benefit in using that sword. You already have two actual magic sword spells you could use
I mean, as much as I hate dsp he isnt entirely wrong in saying that these late game dungeons are meh and inferior to the 'legacy dungeons'. I do 100% think that elden ring is toooooo long for its own good. That being said, this is still DSP and he complains about everything so it doesnt really matter lol
Phil as a child playing Where’s Waldo: “Waldo isn’t even here. This is impossible. The dunce who drew this made a bunch of people who are dressed like him. That’s just bad design. It’s meant to waste your time. Eff this.”
😂 trruuue
😂😂😂
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You forgot the part where he reminds his parents all the ways they can contribute
“Mohm why are you not telling me what I’m supposed to do”
“At any moment I can pick up a controller and play any game at a professional level”
as DSP also once said
"WRONG. NEGATIVE. INCORRECT"
Aged like milk.
As the old clip at the end has him explaining, just because he gets paid to play games doesn't mean he's good at it! That's how he both wins & loses that argument.
"In order to be a good winner in life, you have to be a good loser first".
Meanwhile SF6: *Gets put in the ragequitter's time-out corner*
"I can be good at games, if I want to" 🐷
Guy is wearing a talisman that increaes ALL his damage taken by 15% and he's wondering why he keeps getting killed
He's married so he wouldn't accept being held by Fia.
why does he still have a sore/scarseal this late in the game LMAO
Phil: “I don’t badmouth game devs anymore! Fromsoft is stupid for making this dungeon, but I don’t bad mouth game devs.”
The moment he can’t cheese he cries.
DSP: "It's hitting me through the wall and column!"
Also DSP: tries to cheese the fight by hitting it behind a pillar.
DSP trying to tank everything with a magic build is super funny, he's already OP he can breeze through most things
Yeah anyone expecting bosses to give him trouble is living in hope, he'll likely only die to rushing past stuff now
@Onii-chan899 I dunno I've seen DSP play video games. He could manage to die hitting the pause button
Soo true. I wouldn’t be surprised if he kills Malenia in less than 5 attempts. He made his build soo brain dead easy that he doesn’t need to think, unlike in BG3 where you still need to think in order not to get fucked over. No reason he hated that game soo much despite getting soo much money from that game.
Dave thinks anything that doesn’t make progress toward the game being over is a waste of time. The concept of “fun” isn’t something that makes sense to his small brain.
Well thats just the thing, hes not having fun, he never does, his incompetence is under a spotlight and he knows that, and because of his abysmal lack of humility he sits there fuming, only time hes having fun is when hes dumping all of his viewers money into a mobile game
i literally wanted to yell at my screen when he opened the entrance and said "is it even worth doing you guise?!!"
that implies he’s ever had fun with a game
Yeah the dungeons is the only challenge beside boss fights. Most open world encounters can be ignored or you can pull one at a time. Ofcourse he hates dungeons
he just wants to beat the game asap to milk the next AAA game
Man he is really losing it. Its gotten 10x worse this year. Every little thing is some unreasonable, responsibility-dodging meltdown and cope session.
If he didn't tell us how happy he was all the time, I would suspect he is a very bitter, resentful person who kinda hates his life and what its become.
I wonder why Kat doesn't want to get in on these chill, meaningful, fun times.
Yep been like this since the start of 2024 and only been getting more rapid. I’m curious how deranged he gets by Christmas
@@AngryLoona I called rock bottom by Christmas all last fall. I was off by a month. It was Superbowl.
And all this... including his "I am so F'ing happy, F you" rant that night... is him struggling with the realization of it.
He gave it away when he went off about table manners. He acknowledged his channel is a joke and not worth putting any effort toward being good or improving. He admitted the detractors are right, caught himself and got angry. Thats where the "my life is awesome" rant came from.
Like a wasted guy at the end of the bar thats been shot down by every chick there and ditched by his friends... just yelling at anyone who walks by how they wish they could have his life, bragging about what car they drive and how much their house cost, trying to convince themselves they aren't a complete loser who got ditched by everyone.
I imagine his birthday spent eating a terrible brownie all by himself, sitting on a stream populated by a handful of paint chip connoisseurs, bigots and perverts probably hit pretty hard. He has been in midlife crisis ever since LTG said he looks like a old bum.
He does pay attention to detractor content... its getting harder and harder to come up with delusional excuses when the facts are always right there.
This year is really doing a number on his mental state and it's fun to watch
Imagine that, end-game bonus content is way more difficult and unforgiving than what you find in the story campaign.
Could you imagine if all video games had such a feature?
Preposterous.
That pigroach even made it this far is a miracle in itself.
The guy just lowers his head and charges right at every game he plays.
Does literally the same exact thing every time, dies, blames the devs, continues to do what gwts him killed every time.
The un-self awareness is at stratospheric levels again today
“He” didn’t, his chat got him there😂
@@rb9882his chat and online guides and watching other streamers, don't forget
DSP is such a one-trick pony; once he hits a wall, he blames the devs instead of changing strats.
He had a strat?
The eternal scrub
The human brain, 100 billion neurons, each neuron a tangled web capable of processing information and making split decisions in milliseconds.
And here comes Phil running into a candle stick and blames the character he is controlling.
He is a moth and burns in his own stupidity.
>Enters dungeon
>Refuses to kill enemies one on one, choosing to run away from them for some bizarre reason
>Enemies pursue him, surround him and eventually overwhelm him
>"Wow dood this game sucks, Fromsoft are a bunch of assholes"
He plays basically all Fromsoft games like this since 2011. Never learn.
Imagine him playing DS2.
Running past enemies is the optimal way to play, actually. It's just that Phil is too stupid to plan ahead, so he gets himself trapped instead of going through once or twice the normal way and then sprinting through.
Tell me this just proves that he wants to cheese everything and then gets mad when he can't
7:20 rolling against the wall 4 times then wonders why he can't move
Crazy how any fundamental he got from his first run (that was 100+ hours) straight up vanished from his neuronal system
Gin-brain
"Time wasting." He loves gaming, guys. It's his hobby and his job. Look, it doesn't matter if you like the game or his gameplay. That's not the point. Please consider tipping.
Wait we’re supposed to tip because he loves playing games? Then why tip him for playing games.
"how is he hitting me through the column and the wall?"
proceeds to hit same enemy through column without complaining.
*makes glass cannon build*
*gets hit once*
"geez that was a one hit kill"
Yeah that's how glass cannons work dummy...
It's because somebody gave him a guide to build from but he doesn't understand the play style and thinks he can do big damage AND have big health pool
His entire build centers around doing immense amounts of damage and having zero tankiness...proceeds to run past enemies the whole time instead of killing them...just why?
Cause he obviously just googled like "best elden ring magic build" but he has no idea how to actually play that playstyle
He only focuses on using the moonlight great sword rather then his ranged spells. What an idiot
Just be thankful this isn't the double crucible knight boss, Phil.
Yeah lol. That one actually sucked and took me like 3 days to beat. The rest of these types of dungeons are quite manageable in comparison. Even the Putrid and Ulcerated Tree Spirit boss ones.
I love that he does this as a job and has the worst audio balance I've heard. Not complaining. The less I hear of him the better.
It seems to be very common with him, but had a lot of streamers suffer this same thing. So many have awful audio balance.
people were telling him the game was too loud a few streams ago, and he responded "yeah the game must be really loud" or something like that and then proceeded to just play the game without fixing the audio
I still stand by the fact thats its impossible for you to be sane if you watch this dude to have fun and be entertained
To be fair, pointing and laughing at him is fun and entertaining.
“At any moment I can pick up a controller and play any game at a regarded level.” - Ackdolf Pigler
His shit-eating, derpy grin at 9:30 is so damn funny. Lmao.
He did nothing wrong; he did everything correct
he really confused a summoning pool thing for a stake
Lol ya that shit made me laugh
Soo he chooses to do a Glintstone magic run (magic which usually hones in on an enemy), but running around with Dark Moon Greatsword using Magic Greatsword...? On top of having shit Vitality and wearing gear that's absolute trash? This is ToTK all over again.
He’s so bad, he just runs headfirst into everything then wonders why he died. No thinking, no strategy just keep dying until he gets lucky or quits
He really is the worst player ever.
Man really got bullied by a candlestick. FML. Actually bozo behavior
Phil has played every Souls game multiple times and still doesn't know that holding a weapon with two hands prevents you from bouncing off when you strike a wall. Actually, come to think of it I bet he doesn't even remember how to hold wit both hands in Elden Ring because they changed the controls for it. He probably thinks you can't.
So much for getting re-ACK-limated with the game. 🤣
That cat statue is Jasper, hes so mad because he wasnt fed yet
He's probably also doubly mad since Phil skipped his bloodwork to get a joystick instead
Dood you know he is mad when his signature "cheese attack through pillars" move doesn't let him win either.
“at any moment, i can pick up a controller and play at a professional level”
-Phil Burnell
Spends his life playing video games and has 0 adaptability. Sad.
What's more hilarious about him using the Moonlight Greatsword is that he's refusing to use the blast attack that deals more magic damage to rotten knights, lol 😆 🤣 😂
He's like one of those AVGN clones that feels like they need to say "fuck" every other word.
Phil stated just the other day that everyone hates him for things he did years ago.
Behold, reasons to hate Phil from yesterday.
Saw this live, i laughed so hard when he "clipped through the column" 4 times in a row then got on top of it only to get knocked off by the cleanrot knight, beautiful
Imagine if he didn't just run past everything
Always someone to blame. Thats how his brain works.
Crazy how big this game is, I didn’t even know this dungeon existed
When I'm in a complaining competition and my opponent is DSP: 😱
what is funny is I almost always won a fight by clashing with the boss both on low health and basically killed each other. I know these games can be frustrating but more often than not I'd laugh at my deaths knowing I did a stupid thing lol. Too bad Phil can't just enjoy a game, he has to act like hes better than everyone/everything.
Exactly. This game every death is on you quite literally a skill issue lol
1:11 that’s a mature adult ladies and gentlemen.
It actually makes me mad how bad he is at souls games.
It's like a skill to suck this hard, Phil is the only one just bad at everything he does.
‘I don’t know if it’s worth doing’ always the famous last words before it goes badly
I can't imagine trying to run through a dungeon I haven't cleared before to continue without killing all the enemies first at least once before.
*uses magic on magic enemies without any magic protection*
*has to spam magic on magic enemies that can one-shot him*
God he created the easiest build of elden ring I’ve even seen
Man got cheesed by a trash mob and a damn column... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So walking into an object that happens to be a candle.... yeah just phase through it... that's fair
The DSP method to playing Souls games: Pick and choose your fights and run by others creating enemies that stab you in the back later. Do it over and over until you get heated and tired of death. Then change up by just blindly speedrunning past everything causing everything to crash down on you when you get slowed or hit a dead end. Do this over and over while bytching its the games fault until something F's up and gets passed it. This dungeon is tough sure but it becomes a whole lot easier if you kill all enemies and shut down the frost pillars then it comes down to figuring out the puzzle to progress through it.
Dave really plays games like the are turn based RPGs 😂
He's so used to Skyrim like RPGs with arrows that tell you where to go.
*enters a room at full speed with his head down looking at the floor* ohhhh oh my gad i died, fking devs~~
Maybe if he killed the enemies, he would have an easier time exploring the dungeon?
Just a suggestion...
Blaming an immobile candle stick for his own failure. Phil talks about how he has changed, but this is the exact same stupidity he has done for ages.
Honestly, him being bad at games doesn’t piss me off as much as him blaming the game for his lack of skill
Seeing bros build told me everything I needed to know about him and his play style. And I’m not surprised he is the way he is.
this guy is a master of managing expectations. the problem is that the only person who's expectations are actually being managed is himself.
0:29 so labyrinthian and very time wasting?
Phil what do you do all day? You have nothing but time to waste.
"I don't rush the game like I used to anymore"
"Side contents are pointless"
Dood I don't even play Elder Ring but this dungeon looks kinda fun
Take a shot every time he says "literally"
"BG3 is the only playthrough I ever been hand held in."
Meanwhile:
This guy actually games for a living. It's like taxi driver that can't drive or a chef that can't cook. Absolutely useless 😅😅
AoE's hit through walls?????? I've literally never seen this and it is literally completely not understandable!!!!
agent jasper
Phil has the problem-solving skills of a cabbage and hates any game that won't let him skip fights or cheese his way to victory.
As someone who did this dungeon only last week I died 5x throughout
Oh brother this guy STINKS
Botchamania!
Wonder if he ever thought hmm is running through this shit working for me ?
Amazing, I've never seen someone play a video game and NEVER be at fault for when he loses/dies
He looks so perplexed by the idea of an AOE attack...
i love how in almost every single game, phil backs himself into a wall and then complains about not being able to see anything. it’s like he doesn’t understand how walls are supposed to work. maybe if you didn’t constantly back yourself into corners, you’d be able to see what’s going on
Such pro level gameplay dood 🐽
7:01 the vest streak 😅😅😅😅
-Elden Ring-
*ELDERLY RAGE*
dude is one handing the moonlight greatsword...
I'm actually getting annoyed by Phil's excessive swearing in this
He's using swearing as filler for dead air. And venting his shitty lack of skill.
Really wondering what a DSP fan thinks watching Phil streams...
"Yeah Elden Ring fking sux!!! -- But not you Phil! You're the coolest 42yr old gamer AND content creator alive!"
Here's a riddle I'm sure you all could figure out:
What wastes time complaining about wasting his time, in a dungeon that is "just meant to be a waste of time", all in the name of wasting more time doing something else?
“Idk if this dungeon is worth doing guys?” As he looks at chat. I’d be amazed if Phil could even finish a game by himself without having a mental breakdown. Also, He doesn’t let viewers pick games cause there fun he does it cause he thinks it’s a game they will give him money for poorly playing. Now that’s how you run a “business”.
Phil should run a shield not a sword. I did a magic run and had no problem with all content I could do in my first playthrough. There is really no benefit in using that sword. You already have two actual magic sword spells you could use
JFC, this was the most painful thing I've watched in a very long time...
Cant wait for the TIHYDP for this one
I love how I saw the title of this video and immediately said outloud “Of course he does.”
And now we're all frogs
dsp is like a child when they encounter anything difficult and label it not fun.
And he is even playing a magic build 😂😂😂😂
Across this many different playthroughs it becomes very clear just how much Phillibert loves videogames
I mean, as much as I hate dsp he isnt entirely wrong in saying that these late game dungeons are meh and inferior to the 'legacy dungeons'. I do 100% think that elden ring is toooooo long for its own good. That being said, this is still DSP and he complains about everything so it doesnt really matter lol
Yes they are optional but they also give good stuff the only hard one was the one with the tree spirit in the Mountain of giants
Reminds me of goblin slayer where the guy used a Great sword in a very small cave
phil got gout from a dark souls boss.
Yeah it's not like as if Phil has a professional skill issue in any FromSoftware title.
Tank and spank doesn't work for glass cannons
I've never understood why he doesn't kill enemies and just tries to run by them all, wastes more time not killing them.
"Can't move"