The Grinch Song, Uncensored. (SONG AUDIO ONLY) by Wizards with Guns
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A parody of You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch by Dr. Seuss
Written by Frank St. John and Michael Romaniello
Sung by Michael Romaniello
Produced by Frank St. John
Instrumentals by Mitchell Nance 
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Bendy Straws WOULD make it easier. Thanks! Whizards With She-Wees. How the Grinch stole Urinal Cakes. Flush twice, it's a long way to Whoville. Horton hears a Who taking a piss in the Grinch's mouth. Bag of nuts.
"This video is unavailable" 🤔
You meant to say ruclips.net/video/nQLJNCDa4GA/видео.html, right?
What does he say before inbred? All I can make out is "It is ..... Inbred, Mr.Grinch"
The way the singer just belts out, "THE HIGHEST NUMBER WE GOT WAS THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" is SO TOP
He really didn't need to go that hard, but he did and it's amazing
The highest number.
@@spankynater4242thanks friend
@@thecrowningentertainment2421 Merry Christmas
My headcanon is that the one Who who answered the 3 in the poll was Cindy Lou because due to that being her canonical age it’s her favourite number. That’s the only reason a number as high as 3 even got into that poll 😂
I love how the line "youre poor" breaks the rhyming scheme but it doesn't matter because of how funny it is
You caaaaant afford the THE BUS!
I like that part, It makes me think of someone trying to do a funny cover on the spot
It fits the rhyme scheme perfectly.
@@dominicdeluca6378 poor isnt two syllables is what i mean
@Side egg unnecessary Meter is a/the word you're looking for here.
"Let's just address that you are inbred," is an underrated line
It's the way he comes back after the solo with such gusto to say it.
Oh so thats what he says, thanks
Thanks for the clarification of what he said, couldn't understand anything except "inbred."
"You don't know how to read," somehow comes across as the most scathing insult, even with the fact that the song doxxed the Grinch, shared his deadly allergy to tree nuts, and claimed to send him a bag in contempt.
@@daleksec4636 I'm glad someone else felt that way. "You don't know how to read" was the line that broke me. XD
To be honest, the Grinch's reaction is what really sells the song. "That's my address! What are you going to do?!"
Song: "Youre poor!"
Grinch: "Oh leave no stone left unturned huh?"
Song: You can't. Afford. The Bus"
Grinch: "Lower Middle Class At Least"
The address part for sure. He sets up the ally-oop to the song's slam dunk line "I mailed your b*tch-*ss a bag of nuuuuuuuuuuuuts!"
"I- oh there's the solo. the solo's actually pretty good."
Something about a gator
Song: I sold your b**** a** a bag of nuts".
“You bring bendy straws to bathrooms because you like the taste of piss”
…is going in my arsenal of mean things to say to people who absolutely do not deserve it.
thread where we say oddly mean things to say to people who don't deserve them?
"You have the charisma of a wet fart in a broken elevator."
It is raw, hot, warm, runny genius.
Where's my straw?
if someone said that to me I'd absolutely go live in a cave too
I disagree, I will make them deserve it
I love how the original song was mostly "Grinch is mean, vile, uncaring and scary" which are all things that are his fault mostly. Here they're just kicking him for how he was born XD
Yes. People are born bringing bendy straws to bathrooms.
@@bannedname5036 what do you mean? my great uncle was born drinking piss from a walmart bathroom with a straw
@@Settings208i am too i saw we get this guy banned for discrimination (j)
The delivery of "you can't afford the bus" absolutely slays me
So relatable too lol
You can't afford the 🅱️us
@@kingstonvlach7835 THE WAY HE SAID BUS
The part that always sends me over the edge is "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO REEEAD!"
YES! That is one of the best parts 😂
@SavedByGrace22 It's just such a petty insult and he sings it with such conviction.
@@american_jackal5956 Exactly 😂
Best part
This plus “I cannot stress enough how much you LOVE to suck down pee”
“I mailed your bitch ass a bag of nuuuuts! 🥜”
Got me dying 💀
I've had the line "I mailed your bitch ass a bag of nuts" stuck in my head for two days now, and keep bursting out laughing whenever I remember it. That's going over really well in my workplace, lol.
Same. I just listened to the song for a fifth time. And I'm in effing tears from laughing so hard
For me i laughed at the part “even babies what you dead” 🤣
@@bloothecat7021 Oh my Gods, I'd just gotten this out of my head!!!
@@SightlessSenshi sorry 😅
You need to make that a tattoo.
I think "Even babies want you dead" makes me laugh the hardest, but partly because I'm already laughing from the "You're a dipshit, Mr grinch" line
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The funniest part is, the original song is only slightly less insulting than this.
Very true.
I think it's probably more insulting 'cause they could rely on explicits and so got to get REALLY creative
Yeah, the insult of the Grich’s soul was nothing I heard before besides the song. Also the seasick crocodile part is like a genuine insult that could hurt someone if it wasn’t sang. Also the doxing of that version of the Grinch doesn’t even do anything, he was considered a myth or had some kind of legend involving him previously to coming down the mountain since there two people at is house to see if he was real or something like that. Also the house’s entrance was up a mountain so he probably only got that address after the ending of the movie. Additionally those nuts probably rolled down that mountain or the Grinch already saw them.
Maybe if people didnt go out of their way to write a song about how much he sucked, he wouldnt have been such an asshole.
@@REexpert44they did the same thing at the start of a muppets Christmas carol, and twisted
The line: “Three words that best describes you are as follows and I quote, BITCH, DUMPSTER, BITCH.” Gets me every time XD
My favorite part!
I love the passion he puts into that second "BITCH".
This is a song for kids? They've said 'Bitch' like 3 times!
This line and no dick both kill me every time 😂😂😂😂
@Mr_Fluffy_Paws what about "I MAILED YOUR BITCH ASS A BAG OF NUUUUUUUUUUUTS!"
Meat Canyon's Law: If it gets taken down, its canon.
Its a shame they kept this canon song out of the movies honestly
Here to mourn the full video.
What happened to it?
@@vincentproud6589 taken down due to copyright I think
Don’t be sad because it’s gone, but be happy because now this means it’s canon to Grinch lore.
Damn
@@fpszombie1 I actually recorded the whole og video
the line "you're a dipshit, mr grinch"caught me so off guard and is so blunt it's my favourite line by far
The amount of emotion that was put into *"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ"* kills me every time
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Truly a Christmas classic. Children and entire families will sing this song for eons.
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they said bitch like 3 times already...
@@succmeister7808 Yeah, that's too much.
Yes I will show this to my kids
@@succmeister7808
That’s not enough times
I love the alliteration of "You bring bendy straws to bathrooms". It fits perfectly with the feel of the original song. The voice is spot on too.
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"You don't know how to read" fuckin slays
Amen!
I am NEVER playing the original again. I'm sorry gam gam, christmas dinner is gonna be interesting this year.
My favorite part is when he gives the Grinch's address, particularly the fact that Whovillve is in Michigan
That solo's actually pretty cool
Shame about the rest of the song
508??? Worcester?????
Holy shit..
The stank the singer puts on the word "read" is so uncalled for I love it
God I wish this came out a month ago so I could’ve secretly snuck it onto my parents and friends’ Christmas playlists
I'm doing that now
Do it this year.
YES
The time has now come
My lord, the time has begun
“I cannot stress enough how much you love to suck down peeee” is so well delivered. Best Christmas song in a while
Agree
I like how he was so excited to say the second "Bitch" that he said it a bit too early. Unironically the best part of the song
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"This is a song that kids sing?!"
"this is degrading, this hurts."
Wow Kevin her everywhere
yes Kevin Temmer the 3D animator, ex- bluesky animator and current lead animator of Murder Drones
"Kids sing this, around the Christmas tree, every year? A song that says B****?
@@CashCerny 'yes.' B-But they said Bitch like 5 times
I wanna see people play this at family gatherings on Christmas and record their families reactions.
sing around the Christmas tree
Dont give me ideas
I’m doing this
Hey it’s been a year, anyone done it yet?
@@ihvojd I’m this year
This song made my husband and I absolutely lose it.
The " you're pooooorr" is perfect. God damn this is a masterpiece
That solo into the Tom Waits scream tho
It's actually impressive
Yes, Tom Waits is so bad at making good music but is so unique that it doesn’t matter because he sounds great doing that raspy voice.
@@minimillett5122 Did you just say Tom Waits is bad at making music? Tf?
@@BloodPump yes, regrettably with his talent his music does not do him Just. Underground is his only real big hit and even that can be attributed to the movie Robots. The man is a legend but I personally don’t think many of his song are that great. I respect other peoples opinions though and others can like his music I just don’t think he is great at composing music but shout rather use his talent in other people’s music. Just as the player does not make the music but is talented enough to make the beautiful sound that is required by the music.
@@minimillett5122 Have you tried his piano ballad era with songs like Martha or Lonely? He's got quit a few songs with a more typical composition style and the lyrics are more tender and melodic. I also really like the album Alice, with the title track being some of the most vivid poetry put to tape. Lovely backing track as well.
That last line was the most hurtful because it sounds actually believable.
I love how passionate the singer gets in the second half of the song lmao the delivery is just perfect
I really love that guitar riff later in the song. It’s awesome
“Cause you like the taste of piss” gets me all the time
I literally just spent two hours taking the grinch’s voice out of the song, I guess I did it all for nothing😅
Lol
No, you do get the extended bridge between verses.
Still impressive you did it, I don't have the skill or patience to do it
You get… um… you get practice? 😅
You should totes bass boost and slow the version you got by like 20% and post.
LET'S JUST ADDRESS THAT YOU'RE INBRED MR. GRINCH! He goes so hard on that whole verse
Circling back to pee. Chef's kiss.
I've listened to this like 15 times now, and I still laugh. His vibrato is so spot on for the parody. "Leaving no stone unturned, huh...".
I remember singing this with my grandson 😢
Around the tree for hours…
Yup
Yea me and the kiddos sing this every year
quite honestly, this is EXACTLY how this song felt while you were a kid
I love how into it he is when he says "You don't know how to read."
Remember everyone if they copyright claim this it’s officially canon.
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They just copyright claimed it
They did 😂
I'm going to have to wait basically a full year, but I will be counting the days when I can blast this music nonstop
It's almost time, you get to blast it again 😂
Have you blast it now??? 😁👍🎄
Your time has come, my friend. Today was my first day hearing it, but I'll be playing it every Christmas season for the rest of my life.
We're back!
Did ya do it?
Send this to all the haters
It's the sudden doxxing that kills me every time I listen to this, it's almost as if this version of the song was done by a Who that didn't want to forgive the Grinch that easily
The original video got pulled Dr. Seuss Enterprises, L.P.
I guess its cannon now just like the meat canyon video of Buggs bunny.
I want SO badly for this to be on Spotify so I can sneak it in my parents family Christmas dinner playlist 💀💀
This is going in my Christmas play list this year
They took the video down! That means it's Canon!
“Your exact address is THIS” had me on the fucking floor oh my god.
I always crack up at “You’re a dipshit, Mr. Grinch” because in comparison to the delivery of the other words it is so out of the blue and deadpan
"I cannot stress enough how much you loooove to suck down peeeeeeeee, misterrrrrrrr GRIIIIIIINNNNNCH!"
i lost it at that part!🤣🤣🤣🤣
You dooon't know hooow to read!!!" Is and will always be the funniest line I've ever heard in a song
when you're happy, you enjoy the music
when you're sad, you understand the lyrics
Dammit boy. This is gonna be used to prank so many people next year
Without the Grinch’s reactions giving this it’s comedic overtone, it’s just a straight up bop
“Even babies want you dead!” Got me laughing so hard
RIP the original video :(
Debating putting this on my xmas party playlist
This song , your channel, and Cumtown proved to me that there are a lot of people with intrusive thoughts that pervert seemingly innocent popular things to entertain our quiet obsessive adhd … you showed me that I’m not alone
"I wouldn't suck your dick if it was covered in honey and could cure cancer -- also you have no diiiiiiiick~" is a pretty CumTown line actually.
I'm blown away that the skit got taken down for copyright. 😲
Now it’s canonical
"What happened to the alligator part? I liked that part"
“No it… it’s crocodile”
somehow, "you cant afford.. a bus!" is the most American insult ever 😄
I'm sad the original got taken down.
Merry grinchmas it’s back
So many lines had me dying, my fav is “You take bendy straws to the bathroom because you love the taste of piss.”
Now we need a longer version. Give me a 10 verse long version and You'll have dozens of yearly views until the day I die
I like how the song just straight up doxes him
This is friggen hysterical, it cuts so deep, thank you for the fresh round of insults I can exchange with my friends
The passion in "you dont know how to read!" Is mind-blowing.
This entire song is absolutely priceless
crazy how the og video was taken down by dr suess
Man, the dr seuss company really sucks, they really took down that masterpiece of a video, now this song is the only remnant of that video
Merry grinchmas it’s back
@@anonomooose WHAT
@@anonomooose HOLUP IM SEARCHING IT UP
@@anonomooose OH SHIT ITS BACK!!!
The delivery of "I cannot stress enough how much you love to suck down peeeee" I so incredible, Michael has such an incredible singing voice.
"Youre POOOOOOOOOOR Mr Grinch" wow leave no stone unturned.
"THE HIGHEST NUMBER WE GOT WAS THREEEEEEE!" 😹😹😹
People aren't talking enough about the poll. It's hysterical that the writers would empirically prove how much the Grinch sucks by claiming "the highest number we got was 3!"
I had my teacher play this (she was unsuspecting and knew none of what she was about to play) it was hilarious, and i don't regret spending a single day of detention for it.
Solid methodology on that survey
The greatest diss track of all time
Video is gone but at least it's canon the song uncensored exists. I bet the song is written by the Whoville Mayor still seething that the Grinch stole his girl.
The line after the solo, is it, "Let's just address that you are inbred, Mr Grinch"? That's the only line I'm not sure about. The song is amazing, btw, and the sketch video might be the funniest thing I've seen in a while. My buddies and I have been quoting it nonstop on Discord.
yes, that's the line
Then we're agreed
I lost it when he hit the rock voice bro
The highest number we got was three had me dying
Can’t believe all of this is so true
If you ever want a possibly even better laugh than this song gave you the first listen around; remember the fact people joke about the original "You're A Mean One" being a break-up song from Tony the Tiger
I genuinely love this. this feels like something that would actually be said in the grinch movie, if it was not for kids. this is literally just the original song, but it makes the grinch seem like an even bigger jerk. the other one was bad, but this is even more messed up XD
Hey guys, if you're wondering what happened to the original video, it got copyright claimed and taken down by Dr. Seuss Enterprises! Fun!
Edit: it's back!
That really sucks. I thought that video was hilarious
I WAS WONDERING WHERE IT WENT
that means its canon then
Now it’s canonical
It's now canon that the citizens of whoville made a Grinch diss track
The highest number we got was threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sung with more passion than a kid showing off a Pokémon card.
Man the animation got taken down... that shit was funny I'm pissed. At least this much survived... small mercies...
Every single line never fails to make me laugh
The Tony the Tiger x Grinch shippers are gonna have a field day with this one
Excuse me
@@waffleking2125 The ship name is Grony
...Okay, so first question, why are there Tony the Tiger and Grinch shippers?
@@story_marc Coleydoesthings explains it better than I do, but basically “You’re a Mean One, Mr.Grinch” in the 1966 film was sung by Thurl Ravenscroft - aka the voice actor for Tony the Tiger. If you listen to the lyrics, it sounds like they had a bad breakup and Tony the Tiger wrote a breakup song.
Excuse me *W H A T*
PERMANENTLY added to my holiday playlist
Na this is added to my regular playlist
“You’re pooooor” and “bitch dumpster bitch” always get me 😭😂😂
I died laughing after the address part. 😂
Its such a shame dr seuss enterprise copyright claimed the video
Be proud that it’s now confirmed canonical
Big ups to whoever sung this, absolute perfection
He really got into it yeah, major props
Christmas came 355 days early this year and I love it
This song accurately describes my next door neighbors. They always block my easement with bricks, which damage my car, and took my parents to criminal court over nothing. We lost like over 10 grand and my college funds because of them. Im thinking of playing this in my car speakers next time I drive by.