A wizard not announcing what their spell is is like an anime character not announcing what their attack name so we can kinda know whats going to happen. Scary, practical, and extremely effective.
Like bringing a Sliver deck to Commander-night... it is the prime way to become the source of an Archenemy game... Because everyone is going to forego the natural order of gentlemanly 'announcing thy spells' and go straight to 'Power Word Defenestrate'
i remember an episode of the Digimon show where that was the entire gimmick of that episodes bad guy “OH NO, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BEAT HIM! WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE’D GOING TO DO NEXT, AND HE SEEMS TO PREDICT ALL OF OUR ATTACKS!”
@@venomgaming7014 i have the perfect spell to go along with this: DUCKTAPE SEAL (seals the following body parts; nose, mouth, belly button, dick and butthole.)
The wizard yelling about how he's not going to announce his spells anymore is still my favorite. "Y'all can find out what they are when they obliterates the shit out of you!" XD
The fact that this one is titled "Vol.1" leads me to believe that there will be more of these, and I sincerely look forward to it. These shorts are awesome! With that said... FIREBALL!! 😄
Came out of blue, I got an idea, hear me out: Meme: “Your ex cheated on you for a richer guy, but she forgot you’re a bard and a vindictive little shit” Song: 50 ways to say goodbye
Hear me out: 1. Fireball opens a momentary portal into the Elemental Plane of Fire, releasing an omnidirectional gout of flame. 2. Presumably, on the other end, a similar volume of relatively very cool air from the Prime Material Plane enters the Elemental Plane of Fire. 3. The Efreeti, a race of genies, live in the City of Brass on the Elemental Plane of Fire, and often trade with mortals. 4. Fireball is an extraordinarily common spell, and there seems to be a long-standing culture within wizard schools and traditions pushing it as the solution to many of life's problems. 5. *What if the commonality of Fireball is all an Efreeti conspiracy to provide air conditioning for the City of Brass???*
My favorite part was when the wizard at 2:27 said "I CAST...IRON!" and then hit the other guy in the face with a frying pan. That part had me laughing.
I liked the one where he came up to the riddle where one tells the truth and the other lies, and the barbarian kills one and asks the other if he was dead. Brilliant!
@@leander2843 Oooh I cast instant Brazilian wax ooh I cast unblowable sneeze And those counter spells and endometriosis casters are always acting tough DINOSAURIAN WIZARD CAST….. TUNGSTEN BALLSACKS!!!!!
"I CaST, I CaST, oH I CASt," F-$$( YOU! I'M NOT GOING TO ANNOUNCE MY F($)! ING SPELLS ANYMORE. YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO STICK AROUND AND FIND OUT WHEN THEY INFIGURATE THE $#! % OUT OF YOU! (casts powerword Cripple on the paladin in the corner)
After re-watching this a few times, I've decided to tier each spell in this compilation based on how devastating they are to the target in order to ensure a victory in a Wizard Duel: *"Flawless Victory"-tier* Repel Maidens *"Got This In The Bag"-tier* Wololo Rubber Bones Tungsten Ballsack *"Now That's A Lotta Damage!"-tier* Testicular Tortion Instant Brazilian Wax Fireball *"Duel Could Go Either Way"-tier* Mend Buttcrack $100,000,000 In Nickels Total Tongue Awareness Blows Up Pancakes With Mind *"Annoying But Manageable"-tier* Iron Itchy Bones *"...That's It?"-tier* Command Undead Manual Breathing *Untiered Due to Unknown Impact* Uh... this one 3:08
i love me a magic system where power is derived from being so mercilessly fucking toked out of your skull that you simply don't abide the laws of physics anymore
When I leave this mortal coil I want you and you specifically to render my visage onto an unreasonably large canvas so that my living kin can be haunted by my presence for all time.
@@theguybehindyou4762 Yeah,but also kinda nah...would be more like fireball rap or sth. too...and possibly the Radioactive song from the short,but all Wizard style...
@@mariaindiasalvatierra2687 Those spells are extremely weak I shall summon the most powerful spell in the book By the light of the stars…. By the shadow of the the moon… REPTILIAN WIZARD CASTS!!!! TUNGSTEN CUBE OF DOOM!!!!!
Math time : $100,000,000 in nickels means 2,000,000,000 coins. Each of these coins weights 5 gramms (roughly 0.011 pounds), meaning you'd get 10,000 metric tons (11023 US tons / 9842 UK tons) of coins falling on your head. An equivalence of this mass would be 24 Boeing 747 directly on the top of your head.
Fun fact! Being crushed by $100,000,000 in nickels, you would be put under the weight of 1,000,000,000 nickels, with a nickel being worth roughly $0.10 That would weigh exactly 5,000,000,000g, which is equal to 500,000kg A large, whole pineapple weighs ~1kg (for those who have not held a pineapple, other objects include a large bag of rice and a good loaf of bread) Imagine the weight of 500,000 pineapples, bags of rice or loafs of bread on top of you at once that's the power of $100,000,000 in nickels
The wizard at 2:27 saying "I CAST...IRON!" and whacking the other guy across the face with a frying pan is my favorite part of this video because of how much it made me laugh. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hindsight thinking, the guard that announces the rules to pass would most likely be the one to tell the truth. Hiding information would be a form of deception, the one who didn't inform you would be the person trying to deceive you. Thus a safe guess would be either they are two normal guards trying you for entertainment or go with the one who "tried to help you" by explaining the rules.
Tungsten ballsac gets me every time.
Wear a cup then.
Try to counter with tungsten lego kidney stones ;)
To that, I add a simple spell: heat metal.
@@truth285 and here I tought it couldn't get worse.
Dear Lord.
I thought repel Maidens always got you, seeing that you have no maidens!!! 😂😂😂
A wizard not announcing what their spell is is like an anime character not announcing what their attack name so we can kinda know whats going to happen. Scary, practical, and extremely effective.
Like bringing a Sliver deck to Commander-night... it is the prime way to become the source of an Archenemy game... Because everyone is going to forego the natural order of gentlemanly 'announcing thy spells' and go straight to 'Power Word Defenestrate'
@benjamincathey8574 Power world defenestrade?!
@@baltasarice7091 A word of power so great... it causes the target to instantly be violently hurled through the nearest window.
i remember an episode of the Digimon show where that was the entire gimmick of that episodes bad guy
“OH NO, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BEAT HIM! WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE’D GOING TO DO NEXT, AND HE SEEMS TO PREDICT ALL OF OUR ATTACKS!”
When silent casting is at play
"Prepare to face the might of the chronomancer...I CAST REVERSE BOWEL MOVEMENT!"
calm down Satan
😂😂😂 You evil person! I laughed so hard I woke up my mom at 2:30AM in the morning! She's so pissed right now!
“Instant Brazilian wax, testicular torsion, mend buttcrack, endometriosis, reverse bowel movement, all these stupid spells. I CAST *LITERALLY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHOEA!”*
@@venomgaming7014 i have the perfect spell to go along with this: DUCKTAPE SEAL (seals the following body parts; nose, mouth, belly button, dick and butthole.)
I'll cast explosive diarrhea followed by mend butt crack followed by reverse bowel movement 🤣
You couldn't have chosen a better short to start with. That audio is forever rooted in my brain and *I love it*
And references to the previous spells.
commenter i just saw your channel and i subbed, keep up the weirdness my guy and enjoy your day
my favorite is still
"Nice argument, however...
FIREBALL!!!"
I cast infinite venereal diseases.
all wizards come across that a time where this is the best answer lol
@@darkcarnage9188
that’s true
But unfortunately
Reptilian wizard casts….
1,000,000 dollars
In pennies
@@goldgamercommenting2990 well i Cast: full body Arthritis !~
@@darkcarnage9188what I made you rich
I just know volume 2 is gonna have my two favorites, “I cast endometriosis” and “power word: scrunch”
"I have to get the FUCK out of here!"
Power word: scrunch is a all time favorite of mine
The wizard yelling about how he's not going to announce his spells anymore is still my favorite.
"Y'all can find out what they are when they obliterates the shit out of you!" XD
"bingus bongus ita's time to rip the bongus" i love that line
Reptilian wizard casts….
TUNGSTEN BALL SACKS
I worked 12 hours last night and that's the line that I said the entire time😂
"Oh wizard time"
Same
The fact that this one is titled "Vol.1" leads me to believe that there will be more of these, and I sincerely look forward to it. These shorts are awesome!
With that said...
FIREBALL!! 😄
I CAST PERMANENTLY WARM PILLOW! ON BOTH SIDES!
@@Kokichi_Oma_Official Thanks! My apartment is freezing. 🥶
I CAST, LEGO KIDNEY STONES
edit: HERE ME WIZARD MOTHER. I HAVE BECOME FAMOUS
Counterspell 😅
I CAST STEP ON A D4 DICE
Hey that's a war crime
The floor is lego.
@@Draga-js1hd 😆
Beware the Necrodancer wizard, he'll start a Thriller.
“ I cast Michael Jackson”
*scene cuts to his grave, as then mere moments a hand pops out of the dirt”
Hes necromancin dancin
God, that game was so much fun!
I CAST BROOK (one piece)
YOHOHOHOhoOhO
@@kenebahl Gather up all of the crew it's time to ship out Binks's brew
Came out of blue, I got an idea, hear me out:
Meme: “Your ex cheated on you for a richer guy, but she forgot you’re a bard and a vindictive little shit”
Song: 50 ways to say goodbye
So, nat 20 + some buffs vicious mockery?
Reading this in scottish got me rolling in tears😂
50 ways to leave your lover would be epic yeah
This needs to be a music video, stat
So "Just slip out the back, Jack" as a spell?
Hear me out:
1. Fireball opens a momentary portal into the Elemental Plane of Fire, releasing an omnidirectional gout of flame.
2. Presumably, on the other end, a similar volume of relatively very cool air from the Prime Material Plane enters the Elemental Plane of Fire.
3. The Efreeti, a race of genies, live in the City of Brass on the Elemental Plane of Fire, and often trade with mortals.
4. Fireball is an extraordinarily common spell, and there seems to be a long-standing culture within wizard schools and traditions pushing it as the solution to many of life's problems.
5. *What if the commonality of Fireball is all an Efreeti conspiracy to provide air conditioning for the City of Brass???*
... Damn, you have a point.
Yo…
+
My favorite part was when the wizard at 2:27 said "I CAST...IRON!" and then hit the other guy in the face with a frying pan. That part had me laughing.
Wizard: I mean...I'm about to commune with a demon, be real hypocritical for me to ask questions.
4:04 Repel Maidens, now that is a cheeky spell. 😂
I liked the one where he came up to the riddle where one tells the truth and the other lies, and the barbarian kills one and asks the other if he was dead. Brilliant!
You villain! I cast "A 1,000 days of Chipotle!"
I think that one made volume 2
"brilliant" until he realizes that he was only allowed to ask one question and he wasted it
He's out of line, but he's right
"Ahh...AHHHH..."
"I cast COUNTERSNEEZE!"
"Ah, damnit."
I CAST....... NIPPLE TWISTER!!!!!
I CAST NUTT CRACKER!!!!!
You monster!!
I cast CONCRETE SUPPOSITORY!!!
I cast skunk attraction
I CAST FLATULENT FIREBALL......
I CAST WET SOCKS
2:00 I love that counterargument.
Fleetway Super Sonic: that’s a nice argument! Unfortunately, you were burned to a crisp by my laser eyes!
This is going to make it so easy to homebrew all these spells into dnd.
"I'm not gonna announce my SPELLS ANYMORE"
okay... that's genius.
“Ooh, I cast Lego Kidney Stones! I cast Nipple Twister!”
I CAST…
UNBLOWABLE SNEEZE!!!
@@BakuBomber ...even the devil flinches when he hears youre name.
@@leander2843ooh I cast instant Brazilian wax oooh I cast endometriosis ooh I cast unknowable sneeze… oooh counter spell wewewewew..
DINOSAURIAN WIZARD CASTS
TUNGSTEN BALL SACKS!!!!!!
@@leander2843
Oooh I cast instant Brazilian wax ooh I cast unblowable sneeze
And those counter spells and endometriosis casters are always acting tough
DINOSAURIAN WIZARD CAST….. TUNGSTEN BALLSACKS!!!!!
Ooh I cast Lego kidney stone oooh I cast unblowable sneeze
DINOSAURIAN WIZARD CAST….. TUNGSTEN BALLSACKS!!!!!
I cast spicy diarrhea and no toilet paper in your stall.
we really need a mod for Skyrim with these spells! cast instant Brazillian Wax on a Werewolf!
😂😂😂😂
And the scream would be heard by every werewolf in the world, and only the werewolves.
You cast that on me and I'll feed you your own oven-roasted thigh. (Seriously, look up "Hannibal Leg Cooking scene.)
And it will be a cat scream from Tom and Jerry
Why limit to Werewolves? How about including bears, sabretooth tigers, trolls and Khajiits.
IT'S WIZARD TIME BABY
“Ah you d- I needed those!” Gets me every time!
I'm watching this while a little stoned and it feels like a cohesive narrative.
I CAST: "AMAZING WIZARD COMPILATION!"
OH ITS ON YOU SON OF GNOMES! I CAST... UNENDING PAPER CUTS🧙
That's just "Flensing" and it's a warcrime.
You asked for this! I CAST… REGROW WISDOM TEETH!!!
Right followed by a modified "create water spell"
CREATE CITRUS JUCE
I cast TEETHING PAIN
"I CaST, I CaST, oH I CASt,"
F-$$( YOU! I'M NOT GOING TO ANNOUNCE MY F($)! ING SPELLS ANYMORE. YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO STICK AROUND AND FIND OUT WHEN THEY INFIGURATE THE $#! % OUT OF YOU! (casts powerword Cripple on the paladin in the corner)
"One, two, three, four, I declare a wiza--"
I cast Gun. *_[BANG!]_*
Never forget "I cast GUN" was the climax of a movie actually called Wizards
Ah... an artificer, I see.
After re-watching this a few times, I've decided to tier each spell in this compilation based on how devastating they are to the target in order to ensure a victory in a Wizard Duel:
*"Flawless Victory"-tier*
Repel Maidens
*"Got This In The Bag"-tier*
Wololo
Rubber Bones
Tungsten Ballsack
*"Now That's A Lotta Damage!"-tier*
Testicular Tortion
Instant Brazilian Wax
Fireball
*"Duel Could Go Either Way"-tier*
Mend Buttcrack
$100,000,000 In Nickels
Total Tongue Awareness
Blows Up Pancakes With Mind
*"Annoying But Manageable"-tier*
Iron
Itchy Bones
*"...That's It?"-tier*
Command Undead
Manual Breathing
*Untiered Due to Unknown Impact*
Uh... this one 3:08
3:08
Oh, that's in the "Banned from duels for life" category. He broke the wizard equivalent to the Geneva convention with zero hesitation.
I don’t get Mend Buttcrack- Jow does that work?
How does mend buttcrack work?
1:09 it’s my new head cannon that all the wizards are just regular guys who are stoned off their ass
i love me a magic system where power is derived from being so mercilessly fucking toked out of your skull that you simply don't abide the laws of physics anymore
"Time to rip the bong-us!"
"Dude, my lighter's done for."
"VERY SMALL ... FIREBALL!"
Oh man I love these so much. I could watch them for hours. Favorite are the manual breathing and iron. I laugh so much EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
0:57 I thought he would cast $100,000,000 worth of debt!
Oooooh that’s a pretty good one. I gotta write that down!
Well, that's sounds worse than being crushed by a bunch of nickels
@@RADARMYBRAT32
I cast
100,000,000 dollars
@@goldgamercommenting2990 In nickels or in debt?
0:26
Five, Six, Seven, Eight...
*I cast Almost Sneezing*
9, 10, 11, 12 i cast endometriosis
13, 14, 15, 16...
I cast, PENIS PAPER CUT!!
13, 14, 15, 16
3:06
@@seanjaymacabales6587
17, 18, 19, 20
What the heck is this comment becoming?
@@ThanosSkarmi21, 22, 23, 24
I declare a wizard war ……2
Reptilian wizard casts….
TUNGSTEN BALL SACKS
I cast ORIFICE SHUFFLE
i found Bill Cipher
Yeah? Well, I cast PERPETUALLY STUBBED TOE!
Well then I cast TOES STEALER!
Okay calm down
@@genericname2747 Me? Calm Down? I Cast UNSTOPPABLE TANTRUM
I cast... RECTAL TASTEBUDS!
4:16 My favorite part. The Mii Creation theme was perfect for this scene. WHAT THE HELL?! This one liar.
When I leave this mortal coil I want you and you specifically to render my visage onto an unreasonably large canvas so that my living kin can be haunted by my presence for all time.
4:13 - the poor guy looks so wounded!
I cast! Agressive sneezing!
Jokes on you…I’m always aggressive with my sneezes
I cast...incomplete sneeze!
I cast... *_EARDRUM RUPTURE_*
@@ishidan01 NOOOOOO!!!
@@ishidan01no you have to cast ETERNAL INCOMPLETE SNEEZE WITH NO RELIEF, because otherwise it runs out after a minute
0:15 with that accent I see a dwarf that learned magic just to cast that to an elf
I CAST EYE-PAD (proceeds to make all wizards wear double pirate-eyepatches)
*acquires Sheikah Slate*
I cast...*Dio voice * ROADA ROLLA! MUDAMUDAMUDA!!!
I cast... "My Stand is Similar to YOURS! STAR PLATINUM!"
Why is it that the Total Tongue Awareness always gets me?! Just the face he makes cracks me up every time!
4:55 Have to love this one.
I cast SLINGSHOT SCROTUM!!!!
I want more wizard cooking shows
You made wizards awesome once more
More like psychopats xd
PLEASE MAKE THE WIZARD RADIO A REAL THING❤😂
It be like those 10 hour Monk chant vids
@@theguybehindyou4762 Yeah,but also kinda nah...would be more like fireball rap or sth. too...and possibly the Radioactive song from the short,but all Wizard style...
My question is where did he get that version of Radioactive?
5/10. Not enough Fireball.
I got a fever--
I cast
Uncontrollable Explosive Bowel Movement
Fiery ...
Soooo...you cast Taco Bell?
Cast that one after Mend Buttcrack and it's a fate worse than death
Hope he's not wearing white robes....
No wonder this all ended in a War.
I can't wait for the summoning of the Honda Accord! Lol
*By the moon and the starlight*
*By the shield and the sword*
*I summon to me...*
*MY HONDA ACCORD*
I cast $24000,0000....... in debt!!
Casting Instant Brazilian Wax on a werewolf or any similarly hairy creature has got to qualify as some kind of war crime XD
@@nuclear_wizard Noted,i try to bring it through in Geneva.
Have you ever heard of a little spell called "Heat Metal"?
I cast "itchy bones"
I cast "total tongue awarness"
Him: "blue bla bla blurgh"
Im ded 😂😂
0:10 I like how gandalf yells GIVE THAT MAN TESTICULAR TORSION!
Not Gandalf,Dumbledore from Harry Potter
I CAST.....
INVERTED CONTROLS!
Oof
As a gamer I FEEL that😂
I CAST...
COMBUSTIBLE TESTICLES!!
I CAST
HAND SANITIZER IN PAPER CUT!!
Well... that gives a whole new meaning to fireball...
@@mariaindiasalvatierra2687
Those spells are extremely weak
I shall summon the most powerful spell in the book
By the light of the stars…. By the shadow of the the moon…
REPTILIAN WIZARD CASTS!!!!
TUNGSTEN CUBE OF DOOM!!!!!
0:47 that spell- oh god thats gonna hurt
2:47 itchy bones
00:26 HOW TO USE MANUAL BRRATHING
I cast… low phone battery
I cast, CELL PHONE BATTERY SHORT CIRCUIT! it causes your phone to exploded and catch fire! maybe the name should be "Spicy phone pillow"???
I CAST, LOW IRON DE- *falls over*
0:07 I feel pain for some reason I don’t know why
Lord save this man…
Math time : $100,000,000 in nickels means 2,000,000,000 coins. Each of these coins weights 5 gramms (roughly 0.011 pounds), meaning you'd get 10,000 metric tons (11023 US tons / 9842 UK tons) of coins falling on your head. An equivalence of this mass would be 24 Boeing 747 directly on the top of your head.
I cast! INSIDE OUT FLESH!
I love how maniacly joyful everyone is in these.
I CAST, PERIOD CRAMPS!!!!
And Manual blinking
Everyone is tough.
Except for when someone casts
UNO REVERSE!!!!
I CAST, PERFECT FANFICTION RECOLLECTION!
Fun fact!
Being crushed by $100,000,000 in nickels, you would be put under the weight of 1,000,000,000 nickels, with a nickel being worth roughly $0.10
That would weigh exactly 5,000,000,000g, which is equal to 500,000kg
A large, whole pineapple weighs ~1kg (for those who have not held a pineapple, other objects include a large bag of rice and a good loaf of bread)
Imagine the weight of 500,000 pineapples, bags of rice or loafs of bread on top of you at once
that's the power of $100,000,000 in nickels
I cast permanent Charlie's horse.😂
I cast manual breathing” ha hoo ha hoo hoo ha hoo”
I cast UNCONTROLLABLE BOWELS!
the Skulls one is still too damn funny.
I CAST... INCREASED STANDING IN YT'S ALGORITHMS!!!
The wizard at 2:27 saying "I CAST...IRON!" and whacking the other guy across the face with a frying pan is my favorite part of this video because of how much it made me laugh. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
everyone :I CAST FIREBALL
meanwhile me: I CAST INFINITE DIARRHEA
I CAST, BOWLEGGED TIPTOEING!
Honestly, Instant Brazilian Wax is a fairly useful spell. If you can take the pain that is. But at least it's fast.
Hindsight thinking, the guard that announces the rules to pass would most likely be the one to tell the truth. Hiding information would be a form of deception, the one who didn't inform you would be the person trying to deceive you.
Thus a safe guess would be either they are two normal guards trying you for entertainment or go with the one who "tried to help you" by explaining the rules.
I CAST! TEN! INGROWN! TOENAILS!
As someone who had to deal with one, you are evil and should be feared
I CAST SUPRAMAGNETIC TESTICLES !!
I cast CONTINUOUS STUBBED TOE!!!
“I cast UNENDING HANGNAIL!”
I CAST...... TALKING EAR WAX!!!
That "repel maidens" short actually hurts all lonely straight dudes.
And a decent number of lesbians.
Lol. Last one always makes me smile.😁
I CAST UPON THEE “STUBOTH THY TOE!” (Opponent stubs toe) dies of 100d4 stubbed toe damage
I CAST....
REVERSE MOTOR CONTROL!
I cast Acidic Organs!
I read this as "I cast Acidic Orgasms!"
I CAST MOLDY FRIDGE!
Man i love youre art style, hope You keep going with the good shit ❤️
FIVE MINUTES OF DOODLES!? LETS GOOO! ❤
I cast...WALK ON LEGO FOREVER!
I CAST SEAL URINARY TRACT
I cast, Russian sleeping experiment 💀
Dude, yikes
I CAST
INSATIABLE PALM ITCH
I hope this stays on youtube for a long time, I love these wizard memes 😂😂😂
I cast... NONSTOP RETROACTIVE EJACULATION!
Huh…
**liquid noises**
**squeals instead of screaming**