Bought one some months ago and I love this thing it didn't take long to put together either I was thinking of getting another and now I have all the more reason. Cheers Mr.BadAtStuff
Paul. You didn't lie that this is gonna hurt as a Guard player. I like the Rogal Dorn. WHAT INFURIATES ME IS THAT YOU DON'T EVEN CONSIDERED THE BANEBLADE!
03:25 it's the first faction and your already wrong. Picking the "skipped first year anatomy" nundams over a fracking PIPE ORGAN MISSILE LAUNCHING TANK is beyond insanity. (Big fan)
Paul you should do this but for every age of sigmar faction, that would be fun. BUT if you have a feeling, even a THOUGHT about giving any other unit in the seraphon range (besides the OG skinks and The saurus guard) the title "of worst model" I will find where you live and intercept every shipment truck of centurions you personally ordered by robbing the vehicle wild west style.
Going to be honest. I’m a world eaters player. One of these days I WILL kitbash a world eaters centurion , and NOBODY will be able to stop me from using it. It’s the coolest melee model, why shouldn’t we have one!
@@scrubgrunt5105 oh now that’s fresh. I’ve been trying to figure out how to make it special besides giving it a world eaters head and painting it red. Great idea bro!
@@layeredchip3220now imagine it being a FLYING demon prince with those drill fists. And if those drills are too small there is also the drill fists from the old ironclad dreadnought
The biggest problem with the guard is that GW doesn't make the other regiments like the Scottish kilt wearing drookians, the napoleonic prussian looking vostroyan firstborn, the german cop looking mordians, and the mad gear gang looking athonian tunnel rats.
Centurions are the best, but as an Ork Mekboy, I can make whatever I want, including orky senchureeons! Or using your beloved tanky gitz as bits. In all seriousness, the Megatrakk Scrapjet is my favorite ork kit. A flyboy that decided melee was superior to ranged combat, and crashed, then made his plane into a car, and continues to use melee. Simply genius.
I honestly can’t describe my love for the Guard in any way other than “I just think they’re neat”. Idrc about how viable they are, I just love everything about them
Thanks for the shout at the end there! I appreciate it! This video was great and I hope that you do one of these for Age of Sigmar in the future. Now, in order to repay such kindness, I'll match effort for effort and give you my full list of favorite and least favorite, non-character 40K models. Adepta Sororitas- Favorite: Zephyrim/Seraphim, because winged jump-packs are cool Least Favorite: Arco-Flagellents, why do these exist when we already have Repentia??? Adeptus Custodes- Favorite: Vertus Praetors, because Alarus Terminators are just a bit too wide for my taste, and jet-bikes are cool Least Favorite: Custodian Guard, loser by default tbh, no strong feelings. Adeptus Mechanicus- Favorite: Onager Dunecrawler, Spider Tanks are best tanks. Least Favorite: Kataphrons, these just look incredibly dumb Aeldari- Favorite: Striking Scorpions, I'm a sucker for Aspect Warriors, and if the new Feugan is anything to go by, I'll be starting *another* new army Least Favorite: War Walker, goofy egg lookin' ass, what even is this kit? You're the only reason the Harlequins aren't here. You bring shame to the Asuryani! Astra Militarum/Imperial Guard- Favorite: Tempestus Aquilons, Tempestus are the best aesthetic in Guard and we need more of them. Fight me on it. Least Favorite: Kaserkin, because fucc-U Cadians! Tempestus are the REAL elites of this army! Chaos Daemons- Favorite: Flesh Hounds, hee-hee 🌽🐕 go "woof" Least Favorite: Pink Horrors of Tzeentch, for ALL the reasons you outlined, except I don't think the current plastic Horrors are "alright", I think they're downright terrible with their stupid duck-beak faces and frankly unappealing paint job Chaos Knights- Favorite: Knight Abominant, its just the most chaotic Chaos Knight, what more is there to say? Least Favorite: War Dogs, because I've heard alot kf horror stories about War Dog spam, and based on them, if even 50% is truth, the people who play that list don't deserve nice things Chaos Space Marines- Favorite: Venomcrawler, Spider-Tanks are best tanks, I don't know what else to say here Least Favorite: Chaos Bikes. Because as much as I'd like to complain about Oldmarine Vehicles for another paragraph. . . Chaos Bikes deserve better. Death Guard- Favorite: Foetid Bloat-Drone, something about a big armored fly armed with guns or a lawnmower of death is just really cool imo. Least Favorite: Plague Marines, I hate how this kit is laid out, from the obnoxious mixed-loadout to the weird number of 7 models in a single box when it should be 10 to match the uniformity of squads of 5 or 10. Shit like THIS is my biggest deterrent for starting a Death Guard army, despite actually liking alot of their models. Drukhari- Favorite: Incubi, peak lore, peak design, peak early Paul video. What more can I say? Least Faction: Grotesques, Wytches get to live another day when stacked against these uggos. Man I hope Drukhari get Vecht back really soon. They deserve to have their Faction Leader playable on the tabletop! Genestealer Cults- Favorite: Acolyte Hybrids, good balance of human and Tyranid, and I'm a sucker for a good elite. Least Favorite: Purestrain Genestealers. Does this count? Because if it doesn't, I'm picking the Nephytes for how insane the task of painting them properly would be. Otherwise, Im picking the models released in 2023 that look like they were designed back in 2017. Grey Knights- Favorite: Paladins? I guess? These guys need a Primaris scale range refresh BADLY! Least Favorite: Dreadknight, you walked so that the Invictor could run, rest my sweet prince, you have served your Emperor well.😚 Imperial Knights- Favorite: Armigers, I'm not the biggest fan of the single eye on them, but after Assassinorum Kingmaker, I wanted to go out and buy a box just to have and paint for fun, which is rare for me to not want to start a whole army like that. Least Favorite: All the Cerastus Knights. Don't be foold Paul. These Knights will being going to legends jail in 2 years' time, 5 max. Mark my words, you'll all rue the day you bought into GW trying to push Heresy Models onto you before they go to Legends as they try to romve as much crossover between game systems as possible. Just like the Heresy Dreadnoughts and everything from Foege World. They do look sick though, ngl. Leagues of Votann- Favorite: Hernkyn Jagirs, the shotguns, knives and long coats are peak "dwarf scout" design. It's mostly the coats that sell it for me, without those I wouldn't care, but MAN are they snazzy! Least Favorite: Cthonian Berzerks, most borning Dwarf Berzerkers in Warhammer(which is saying something if you know the Fyreslayers range in AoS). Plus they still have multiple special weapon options which I dislike. Just make it 1 and only 1 GW, stop this nonsense. Necrons- Favorite: Skorpekh Destroyers, this unit made me want a Necron army. Enough said. Least Favorite: Immortals, these are just here because of a personal vendetta. Building them was hell. Orks- Favorite: All the Speeed Freeeks(except the War Trike) Least Favorite: Dakka-Jet, because I had to put Aircraft SOMEWHERE here. GW should just rip off the bandaid and say all Aircraft are going to legrnds already, don't pretend like you want people to play these mistakes. Space Marines- Favorite: Aggressors, they're just better Centurions and they ALWAYS should've replaced both them and Terminators from day 1 and GW are cowards for trying to convince us any differently by making new Terminators. Crucify me if you must, but Id be more impressed that ypu actually read all the way to this point. Least Favorite: Literally ever Oldmarine model that is still in circulation, except Centurions(only for Paul's sanity, even if they are on a timer) T'au- Favorite: Broadside, most well-proportioned of all the non-character Battlesuits. Least Favorite: Broadside, because someone tried to rip me off by saying they'd sell me this thing for $20 before taking my money and trying to run. I fought with PayPal for a month before getting my money back from the charlatan. Is that petty? Extremely. Do I care? No.(pettiness aside, it'd be the Piranha) Thousand Sons- Favorite: Scarab Occult Terminators, these convinced me to start a Thousand Sons army. We need more stuff that looks like this in the army. Least Favorite: Chaos Spawn. . . What else would it be?😏 Tyranids- Favorite: Norn Emissary, I just learned today that this thing isn't a Character for some reason. I don't know why, but I won't complain. It was the big centerpiece unit for Tyranids' post-Leviathan model wave, and its a dope-looking one at that. Least Favorite: Tyranid Warriors, Hive Guard and Tyrant Guard. This is a three way tie because the kit builds all 3 if these different units, and it's definitely starting to show its age. Please just update this alongside the Raveners GW. Please. World Eaters- Favorite: Khorne Berserkers, what can I say that Paul hasn't said already? Least Favorite: Eightbound/Exalted Eightbound, when not even I can pinpoint the minute differences between the builds and look of these two seperate units. You dun fukt up. Beyond that, I'd be fine with their existence if World Eaters got at least one other elite unit. Be that Red Butcher Terminators, some kind of Jump-Pack squad, or even Juggernaut Cavalry like the AoS Mighty Skullcrushers. ANYTHING besides two build options for what amounts to the exact same three man elite unit. Agents of the Imperium- Favorite: Error 404 "Agents of the Imperium" not found please try again Least Favorite: Soup needs to die And those are all my thoughts! I hope I gave you something to think about, assuming you read the gaint tidal wave of text above. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Guard are a fantastic faction, because they aren't just army men, they are WW2 Armymen turned to 11, and they are the perfect measuring stick for all factions, because guard are just normal people.
-Deep Strikes with Firenifes and Enforcer Battlesuit -Arives 3' from your Centurions -18-20 Missle shots -Reroll missing hitrolls -Wounds on 3+ because Retaliation strike -Saves on 4s (3s if armor of cringent) -2 Wounds per shot -IF any Centurion survives, use tank shock/granades Man I love my Crissis
13:38 Funny you mention that, since the line of High Grade kits from Iron Blooded Orphans (IBO) are Gundams basically using all sort of Melee weaponry (Big Lances, Swords, Maces, Axes you name it), they dont use beam tech at all, youll probably like the kits in that line. Also, IBO is the closest to 40k being Gundam, since the tech in the universe its lost tech form a calamity war that happened in the past, for instance, Gundam pilots have to connect directly through their spine with the MS, which can risk paralyzing/unaliving the pilots if using the "no-limiter" mode.
I made a looted dread knight for my orks. Ut looks goofy with a guy in front like a baby Bjorn carrier, but it kinda fits with orks. I just added a bunch of pipes, plates, and dakka...looks great
Not a Genstealer player but I always did have a fondness for the Kelermorph. Not only because it's a three-armed gunslinger mid-draw with one of its guns, but also because I'm pretty sure in lore its whole purpose is to take advantage of humanity's love for Folk heroes by playing the role of "hero of the people" drawing more support for the cults for the long term. I also agree with the love given to the "Glockapus" know has the Haxmark, thumbs up from me!
If you want a gunpla with a big ass lance, nothing beats the tallgeese fluegel, although being a P-bandai limited release you’ll be paying through the nose if you want one now and who knows when it’ll be reprinted. Same story with the GN-X III, which also has a big ass lance.
As someone with a disgusting number of GSC Acolytes (which are no longer legal as built, now they've split handflamers and mining tools into separate datasheets...) and Metamorphs I can confirm they're pretty static. The biggest choice in Metamorphs especially is what kind of funky arms you'll give them. Since I started collecting in 8th when they rereleased, my minis are egregiously samey because the different arms used to have different profiles, so I've got 20 dudes with crab arms (using excess from my Acolyte units with their mono pose mining tools and no longer legal accompanying dudes-with-handflamers). *I'm not salty about the datasheet changes, you are.*
For Space Marines, I think an honourable mention has to go to their melee centric units amongst the base codex units and divergent Chapters. The Bladeguard Veterans, Sword Brethren, and Inner Circle Companions are everything I want from a Space Marine kit and more.
Paul, as a sisters player, it is my legal obligation to inform you that the best Sororitas model is the Exorcist. It is a pipe organ. That shoots missiles. And there's a head choice for the sister playing the organ where she looks like she's really going to town on the keyboard. It also allows you to play "Baby Elephant Walk" by Henry Mancini as you remove enemy models from the table. Best model, hands down. The Paragons are cool, too, though. I guess.
As a Necron Player I love watching my opponents souls wither away as mine was lost in the fires of biotransferance long millennia ago. What unit's to do that Best, vs what are my favorites, and favorite combos are a bit different so I'll break them up into easily digestible chunks. 1. Best units for table combat - Heavy Lokhust Destroyers, Big guys with big guns that can either cut down the chaff or blow big holes in tough vehicles. Properly kitted these boys can handle 99% of whatever your opponent throws at you and are decently chunky so they can stick around even if under fire. 2. Personal Favorite model, C'tan shard of the Void Dragaon, The drip is real and when you get the paint job just right it looks fantastic. 3. Best combo- Royal Warden, Orikan the Diviner, and 20 Necron warriors equipped with Reapers- This death brick just slaps, a massive shooting unit with a bunch of invuln saves, get mired in melee? Take a step back and shoot em in the face. High value target in melee? Pop epic challenge and Orikans The Stars Are Right super saiyan mode and instantly kill most anything. Warriors constantly come back, and if you have a reanimator their rerolls only get more dangerous. Good luck taking that out. Edit- Completely forgot about Immortals with Tesla Carbines, stick a Plasmancer to 'em and entire guard regiments just evaporate.
Judging by the art on one of the pages of the codex for 10th, Stealth Suits actually open up in a really interesting way, with the pilot embedded in the middle of the suit, inside its large, rounded torso, and the faceplate splits in half, raising away in two parts, for access to the suit... 😁 I thought they looked pretty goofy too, but seeing that rather turned my opinion around, and I quite like them...
I read the long text, I just found your channel, but the joke is on you, slanderer of Rogal Dorn - Defiant and Unyielding - for I had already liked and subscribed entire minutes before your prompt to do so, having anticipated such a tactic and employed contingencies against it. Your sincere reply to this comment - beyond fulfilling your own word and upholding your honor - will serve as apology for speaking in such a way about someone who won a staring contest against a literal wall in part by weaponizing academic scholarship at a post-doctorate level. Love the channel so far, keep up the great work!
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff Oh man he did it! And really fast as well, I've been disarmed haha. Obviously I was teasing but am serious about subbing to the channel like less than 10 seconds into the vid and that I look forward to following your channel and wish you only the best, until you SLANDER AGAIN
As an Imperial Guard Player, I actually bought 2 boxes of Centurions recently because they were on sale and I just love how they look. I despise how most Space Marines look and won't ever play them, but I wanted to own some of those amazing boxy bois. Also, I've been playing since 2012 (5th edition), and I am only recently getting close to actually painting enough infantry to field a proper 2k point guard list. Sanity, clearly, was never here.
Centurions are good, but the contemptor is just better and cooler through the virtue of being nearly IMPOSIBLE to keep down and hitting like a utter truck
As someone who plays war games with gunplas using the game Warsurge, your idea is AWSOME. Id recommend mechs from which from mecurey Definitely look into "The-O" or "zaku III." These big chonky boys are very cool
For world eaters i made my own red butchers and not gonna lie i like where i was going with it, essentially put 8 bound arms on a terminatoe and put world eater heads and it looks gooood.
Centurions are my favourite space marine models. I love that you build a space marine and then build more armour around him, its great. Now i have custodes and i bet you cant guess that allarus are my favs.
I tried to use this fancy new graphics tablet I bought at a massive discount during prime day to see how it'd affect speed and style. Do you think it's better or worse?
12:18 the Acolytes/Metamorphs are a single box, but they come with 15 PAIRS of arms, 15 heads, and 6 torsos, I think they are a great value sprue, because with little 3d printing you get 3 units, and they actually have a decent amount of options, but the combat patrol idk why uses very same-y options, when you have either bombs flamers mining weapon autopistols or full melee arms
Relatedly, I've been thinking about getting some Centurions too Chaosify and turn into Obliterators. Because the only way to get the obliterators right now is to also get a Venom Crawler and there's a point of diminishing returns on Venom Crawlers.
Joke's on your wall of text, I'm already subscribed. Ha!... wait, hold on a second. In all seriousness, my favourite model is the Canoptek Tomb Sentenil. I managed to get one before they stopped making it and while the kit was a nightmare and a half to build, it was amazingly posable and is just the coolest freaking thing ever. I REALLY hope we got one in plastic some day. My least favourite model, and I swear I'm not doing this to bait you, but it's actually the Centurions. XD I just... they always struck me as GW trying too hard. Like, hey what's cooler than Terminators... uhh, bigger, and with drills, and rocket pecks, just throw whatever we can at the model and see what sticks. How should they look? Like they've got five layers of armour plate on so they have to shuffle around the battlefield like the snowsuit kid in a Christmas Story. They just feel... too much for me.
totally agree with you over the Dorn, however, in argument against your view of the Guard I present for your apraisal, the Cyclopes Demolition Vehicle, the Bomb Tonk
It's so crazy refreshing to see unique points of view on almost every range. Whether I agree or not, having a unique opinion is better than a boring one!
In Acolyte hybrids defence they are very easily posable with just torso, head and arms being whatever choice you like which quickly breaks up the monotoy, bit like Tactical Marines and provide an endless amount of heads, arms and melee weapons to kitbash whatever other GSC characters you like
6:15 My dream wraithlord update would also include the bits for the forgeworld Wraithseer upgrade pack. I do also think people just pick such boring poses with them. Even without converting the legs and feet are on ball joints so they can be positioned a lot more than the common "standing straight with both feet planted down, looking straight forward"
If lances on 1/100 scale are what you're looking for, crossbone gundam x2, advanced gn-x, gaeleos schwalbe garze are great options, but they are kinda limited editions. For more readily available kits, the Vigna gihna 2 and the gundam kimaris booster type are good choices
As someone who works in a game store and has to restock GW. Every single time I check orks I always have to say boomdakka snazzwagon out loud when I read it. A bunch of ork stuff is that way- I also say the Flashgitz RUclips intro when I see the kit.
as a custodes player, i am not the biggest fan of allarus termys, i absolutely love my warden squads. the robes and the golden armor is just so cool. but otherwise amaxing video my dude
Your basilisk option is based but may I recommend the bullgryns? The kit builds standard orgryn as well and they look so much better than the normal older orgryn kits.
Default wraithlord poses are why I've put great effort into giving them interesting poses with just enough kitbashing to still look right. My wraithlady has inverted thigh armor and ever so slightly widened hips, wraithguard pelvic armor, wraithguard loincloths for her back ribbons, a narrowed gait, a sword blade from the avatar of khaine with a gentle two-handed hold, a narrow gaited stance, removed shoulder armor to give the impression of narrower shoulders, an arched back, a wraithblade head fin, and the old vehicle mounted shuriken cannons with the narrower profile angled upward and outward to give the impression that her shoulders are confidently and powerfully cocked back. I have another one with a wide, powerful stance, dual wielded wraithblade swords held like reverse grip daggers, printed flames to have jets of fire shooting in split directions, and some custom back fins.
@@yvraine-3056 I need to actually *finish* the wraithlady by putting on the infinity circuit decal and putting on the base paste. She is otherwise done though.
If you wanna use gundams to make knights in 40k try the 30 minute mission models they're really customizable and have a fantasy line that looks like actual knights
"I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish" I recognised that phrase immediately but forgot where from Thought it was Holy Grail or Ace Ventura but the latter was close; it's The Grinch's voicemail "If you'd like to fax me; press the # key"
If you like models with guys holding multiple guns. I'd recommend the Gundam Guision Rebake Full city with the gun option set. It'd be a good excuse to build an other gundam model kit.
Gunpla wise, Im fairly certain there's a couple of Iron Blooded Orphan kits that have lances for weapons (since IBO is basically "big fighty melee gundam the show".) There's also the GM Striker, which has a giant pole-arm that can be a lance, or a tonfa, or a bunch of other stuff.
As an aeldari player, I have two candidates for best looking model, and they will change order depending on how I feel that day. The models are: the Wraithknight and Shroud Runners. The wraithknight is the best centerpiece model (subjective opinion (this is a knight day)), I see you pointing at Khaine, or note that I didn't limit my statement to aeldari, and I will say YOU ARE WRONG! (expect the centurions, don't ban me) The shroud runners are however really cool, they have so many details and they are fun to play with. For the algorithm, and my lifting buddy Khaine!
So, I've bought two sets of the Hybrid Metamorphs/Acolytes and it's kind of true. There's a lot of options, but they are also kind of limited in actually looking unique because of the way you pose them. So yes, you can end up with tons of different weapon combos, and heads and whatever, they all end up looking alike because they all have the same basic shape.
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Please buy a case the wizard won't let me down unless you do :( :( :( tabletopstronghold.com/v7MKEa
Bought one some months ago and I love this thing it didn't take long to put together either I was thinking of getting another and now I have all the more reason. Cheers Mr.BadAtStuff
free shipping only to white people?
like your videos just that the cases don't ship to my country
Oh bloody hell Paul. I bought one literally a week ago! You're bad at this stuff /jk, much love!
I think you would like cassor and cammissar yarrick and cammissar ciaphas cain
I mean, as a Guard player, would you consider someone needing to paint 100 basic infantry truly sane? We're all a tad bonkers.
I play Guard AND Skaven. I will die building or painting Cadians or Clanrats
Add nids to your collection for max infantry @@sketh20
@@sketh20 same here
@@JosefMeyer-ug9ys Maybe one of us will pick an elite army next time. Oh but Genestealers are cool
@@sketh20I play kitbashed skaven-imperial guard I will die painting cadian clan rats
I cannot hear your slander over the sound of 3 Rogal Dorns firing
Please stop I'm already dead :(
@5050_Good_Odds I think that I like what you're saying, but I'm not sure. I've gone deaf from continuous Oppressor Cannon operation, you see.
Keep firing
@@PaulIsBadAtStuffyour pain will not stop until you actually get a brain
Your grid coordinates have been noted for the Rogal Dorn slander. Please standby for the incoming basilisk shells.
Paul.
You didn't lie that this is gonna hurt as a Guard player.
I like the Rogal Dorn.
WHAT INFURIATES ME IS THAT YOU DON'T EVEN CONSIDERED THE BANEBLADE!
Baneblades are just extra large rogal dorns and that makes me upset
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff Not really.
Baneblades have a lot of variety depending on how you built them.
@@PaulIsBadAtStuffRogal Dorns are just smaller Baneblades
@@Hello-bp8dx rogal dorns are too smoth leman baneblade for life
Rogal Dorns are shitty Baneblades.
The best model in 40k is Steve's Techmarine.
A work of Art.
Truly exemplary
Yes commissar this man right here
Good luck I'm behind 7 Centurions!
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff me stupid giggling with 10 ratlings: hi "behind 7 centurions" I'm *'precision weapons'*
@@josharmstrong8813 Send some bullgryns up front to distract the centurions aswell
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff Nothing a tremor cannon cant fix.
Make that 10@@PaulIsBadAtStuff
03:25 it's the first faction and your already wrong. Picking the "skipped first year anatomy" nundams over a fracking PIPE ORGAN MISSILE LAUNCHING TANK is beyond insanity. (Big fan)
Would be cooler if it was on legs
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff you emperor damned crurophile!
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff
Damnit, you can't *both* be right!!
The second you said you loved the kelermorph I thought "he's gonna choose the hexmark for necrons, isn't he"
A man after my own heart
i WILL NOT TAKE THIS GUARD SLANDER lmao
Paul you should do this but for every age of sigmar faction, that would be fun.
BUT if you have a feeling, even a THOUGHT about giving any other unit in the seraphon range (besides the OG skinks and The saurus guard) the title "of worst model" I will find where you live and intercept every shipment truck of centurions you personally ordered by robbing the vehicle wild west style.
I'd say Saurus Guard. They're charming, but awful.
@jeffreymonsell659 yea that's a good point, they REALLY should Be refreshed.
**audible sigh**
**puts Centurions in the online shoppingcart**
I’m surprised you didn’t go with Bulgrin for your favorite imperial guard unit because they’re basically just the imperial guard version of centurions
Going to be honest. I’m a world eaters player. One of these days I WILL kitbash a world eaters centurion , and NOBODY will be able to stop me from using it. It’s the coolest melee model, why shouldn’t we have one!
Kit bash it as a demon prince? 😯
@@scrubgrunt5105 oh now that’s fresh. I’ve been trying to figure out how to make it special besides giving it a world eaters head and painting it red. Great idea bro!
@@layeredchip3220now imagine it being a FLYING demon prince with those drill fists. And if those drills are too small there is also the drill fists from the old ironclad dreadnought
The biggest problem with the guard is that GW doesn't make the other regiments like the Scottish kilt wearing drookians, the napoleonic prussian looking vostroyan firstborn, the german cop looking mordians, and the mad gear gang looking athonian tunnel rats.
Shame lad
Also, send Centurions to legends. It's time
You've been banned from existence.
Nononono.
Hear me out....
Primaris centurions!
@@TibTub2 Game workshop WILL HAVE IT
@@TibTub2could you not just attach primaris helmets to the regular centurions to make them primaris
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff I hope you have to fight an army of only Rogal Dorn’s
Krakduk will be informed of your opinions about guard, prepare for battle Paul.
Centurions are the best, but as an Ork Mekboy, I can make whatever I want, including orky senchureeons! Or using your beloved tanky gitz as bits.
In all seriousness, the Megatrakk Scrapjet is my favorite ork kit. A flyboy that decided melee was superior to ranged combat, and crashed, then made his plane into a car, and continues to use melee. Simply genius.
Dude stun locked me with that jet force gemini music during space marine section
I honestly can’t describe my love for the Guard in any way other than “I just think they’re neat”. Idrc about how viable they are, I just love everything about them
18:50 SC1 Zerg music spotted. God it sounds so nice.
Thanks for the shout at the end there! I appreciate it! This video was great and I hope that you do one of these for Age of Sigmar in the future. Now, in order to repay such kindness, I'll match effort for effort and give you my full list of favorite and least favorite, non-character 40K models.
Adepta Sororitas-
Favorite: Zephyrim/Seraphim, because winged jump-packs are cool
Least Favorite: Arco-Flagellents, why do these exist when we already have Repentia???
Adeptus Custodes-
Favorite: Vertus Praetors, because Alarus Terminators are just a bit too wide for my taste, and jet-bikes are cool
Least Favorite: Custodian Guard, loser by default tbh, no strong feelings.
Adeptus Mechanicus-
Favorite: Onager Dunecrawler, Spider Tanks are best tanks.
Least Favorite: Kataphrons, these just look incredibly dumb
Aeldari-
Favorite: Striking Scorpions, I'm a sucker for Aspect Warriors, and if the new Feugan is anything to go by, I'll be starting *another* new army
Least Favorite: War Walker, goofy egg lookin' ass, what even is this kit? You're the only reason the Harlequins aren't here. You bring shame to the Asuryani!
Astra Militarum/Imperial Guard-
Favorite: Tempestus Aquilons, Tempestus are the best aesthetic in Guard and we need more of them. Fight me on it.
Least Favorite: Kaserkin, because fucc-U Cadians! Tempestus are the REAL elites of this army!
Chaos Daemons-
Favorite: Flesh Hounds, hee-hee 🌽🐕 go "woof"
Least Favorite: Pink Horrors of Tzeentch, for ALL the reasons you outlined, except I don't think the current plastic Horrors are "alright", I think they're downright terrible with their stupid duck-beak faces and frankly unappealing paint job
Chaos Knights-
Favorite: Knight Abominant, its just the most chaotic Chaos Knight, what more is there to say?
Least Favorite: War Dogs, because I've heard alot kf horror stories about War Dog spam, and based on them, if even 50% is truth, the people who play that list don't deserve nice things
Chaos Space Marines-
Favorite: Venomcrawler, Spider-Tanks are best tanks, I don't know what else to say here
Least Favorite: Chaos Bikes. Because as much as I'd like to complain about Oldmarine Vehicles for another paragraph. . . Chaos Bikes deserve better.
Death Guard-
Favorite: Foetid Bloat-Drone, something about a big armored fly armed with guns or a lawnmower of death is just really cool imo.
Least Favorite: Plague Marines, I hate how this kit is laid out, from the obnoxious mixed-loadout to the weird number of 7 models in a single box when it should be 10 to match the uniformity of squads of 5 or 10. Shit like THIS is my biggest deterrent for starting a Death Guard army, despite actually liking alot of their models.
Drukhari-
Favorite: Incubi, peak lore, peak design, peak early Paul video. What more can I say?
Least Faction: Grotesques, Wytches get to live another day when stacked against these uggos. Man I hope Drukhari get Vecht back really soon. They deserve to have their Faction Leader playable on the tabletop!
Genestealer Cults-
Favorite: Acolyte Hybrids, good balance of human and Tyranid, and I'm a sucker for a good elite.
Least Favorite: Purestrain Genestealers. Does this count? Because if it doesn't, I'm picking the Nephytes for how insane the task of painting them properly would be. Otherwise, Im picking the models released in 2023 that look like they were designed back in 2017.
Grey Knights-
Favorite: Paladins? I guess? These guys need a Primaris scale range refresh BADLY!
Least Favorite: Dreadknight, you walked so that the Invictor could run, rest my sweet prince, you have served your Emperor well.😚
Imperial Knights-
Favorite: Armigers, I'm not the biggest fan of the single eye on them, but after Assassinorum Kingmaker, I wanted to go out and buy a box just to have and paint for fun, which is rare for me to not want to start a whole army like that.
Least Favorite: All the Cerastus Knights. Don't be foold Paul. These Knights will being going to legends jail in 2 years' time, 5 max. Mark my words, you'll all rue the day you bought into GW trying to push Heresy Models onto you before they go to Legends as they try to romve as much crossover between game systems as possible. Just like the Heresy Dreadnoughts and everything from Foege World. They do look sick though, ngl.
Leagues of Votann-
Favorite: Hernkyn Jagirs, the shotguns, knives and long coats are peak "dwarf scout" design. It's mostly the coats that sell it for me, without those I wouldn't care, but MAN are they snazzy!
Least Favorite: Cthonian Berzerks, most borning Dwarf Berzerkers in Warhammer(which is saying something if you know the Fyreslayers range in AoS). Plus they still have multiple special weapon options which I dislike. Just make it 1 and only 1 GW, stop this nonsense.
Necrons-
Favorite: Skorpekh Destroyers, this unit made me want a Necron army. Enough said.
Least Favorite: Immortals, these are just here because of a personal vendetta. Building them was hell.
Orks-
Favorite: All the Speeed Freeeks(except the War Trike)
Least Favorite: Dakka-Jet, because I had to put Aircraft SOMEWHERE here. GW should just rip off the bandaid and say all Aircraft are going to legrnds already, don't pretend like you want people to play these mistakes.
Space Marines-
Favorite: Aggressors, they're just better Centurions and they ALWAYS should've replaced both them and Terminators from day 1 and GW are cowards for trying to convince us any differently by making new Terminators. Crucify me if you must, but Id be more impressed that ypu actually read all the way to this point.
Least Favorite: Literally ever Oldmarine model that is still in circulation, except Centurions(only for Paul's sanity, even if they are on a timer)
T'au-
Favorite: Broadside, most well-proportioned of all the non-character Battlesuits.
Least Favorite: Broadside, because someone tried to rip me off by saying they'd sell me this thing for $20 before taking my money and trying to run. I fought with PayPal for a month before getting my money back from the charlatan. Is that petty? Extremely. Do I care? No.(pettiness aside, it'd be the Piranha)
Thousand Sons-
Favorite: Scarab Occult Terminators, these convinced me to start a Thousand Sons army. We need more stuff that looks like this in the army.
Least Favorite: Chaos Spawn. . . What else would it be?😏
Tyranids-
Favorite: Norn Emissary, I just learned today that this thing isn't a Character for some reason. I don't know why, but I won't complain. It was the big centerpiece unit for Tyranids' post-Leviathan model wave, and its a dope-looking one at that.
Least Favorite: Tyranid Warriors, Hive Guard and Tyrant Guard. This is a three way tie because the kit builds all 3 if these different units, and it's definitely starting to show its age. Please just update this alongside the Raveners GW. Please.
World Eaters-
Favorite: Khorne Berserkers, what can I say that Paul hasn't said already?
Least Favorite: Eightbound/Exalted Eightbound, when not even I can pinpoint the minute differences between the builds and look of these two seperate units. You dun fukt up. Beyond that, I'd be fine with their existence if World Eaters got at least one other elite unit. Be that Red Butcher Terminators, some kind of Jump-Pack squad, or even Juggernaut Cavalry like the AoS Mighty Skullcrushers. ANYTHING besides two build options for what amounts to the exact same three man elite unit.
Agents of the Imperium-
Favorite: Error 404 "Agents of the Imperium" not found please try again
Least Favorite: Soup needs to die
And those are all my thoughts! I hope I gave you something to think about, assuming you read the gaint tidal wave of text above.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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14:00 DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?????
ROCK, AND, STOOOOOONE!
you want a gunpla with a lance, i got three words for you: HG Kimaris Vidar
If you're looking for MG, I believe Tallgeese III ver. Ka has a lance included among its weaponry.
@@spearsage Tallgeese Flugel has the Heat Lance
RG crossbone X2 also has a lance, but he lives in the poopy land known as P Bandai.
Guard are a fantastic faction, because they aren't just army men, they are WW2 Armymen turned to 11, and they are the perfect measuring stick for all factions, because guard are just normal people.
-Deep Strikes with Firenifes and Enforcer Battlesuit
-Arives 3' from your Centurions
-18-20 Missle shots
-Reroll missing hitrolls
-Wounds on 3+ because Retaliation strike
-Saves on 4s (3s if armor of cringent)
-2 Wounds per shot
-IF any Centurion survives, use tank shock/granades
Man I love my Crissis
The Deep Rock Galactic Music when discussing Leagues of Vortann matches perfect xD
2:39 Ok, he's got Midna up there, I guess he does have some taste at least despite being a follower of the Corpse-Emperor.
13:38 Funny you mention that, since the line of High Grade kits from Iron Blooded Orphans (IBO) are Gundams basically using all sort of Melee weaponry (Big Lances, Swords, Maces, Axes you name it), they dont use beam tech at all, youll probably like the kits in that line. Also, IBO is the closest to 40k being Gundam, since the tech in the universe its lost tech form a calamity war that happened in the past, for instance, Gundam pilots have to connect directly through their spine with the MS, which can risk paralyzing/unaliving the pilots if using the "no-limiter" mode.
I made a looted dread knight for my orks. Ut looks goofy with a guy in front like a baby Bjorn carrier, but it kinda fits with orks. I just added a bunch of pipes, plates, and dakka...looks great
1:07 You didn't need to call me out that hard like that ;-;
I was painting a lemon rust as he said that.
Not a Genstealer player but I always did have a fondness for the Kelermorph. Not only because it's a three-armed gunslinger mid-draw with one of its guns, but also because I'm pretty sure in lore its whole purpose is to take advantage of humanity's love for Folk heroes by playing the role of "hero of the people" drawing more support for the cults for the long term.
I also agree with the love given to the "Glockapus" know has the Haxmark, thumbs up from me!
If you want a gunpla with a big ass lance, nothing beats the tallgeese fluegel, although being a P-bandai limited release you’ll be paying through the nose if you want one now and who knows when it’ll be reprinted. Same story with the GN-X III, which also has a big ass lance.
As someone with a disgusting number of GSC Acolytes (which are no longer legal as built, now they've split handflamers and mining tools into separate datasheets...) and Metamorphs I can confirm they're pretty static. The biggest choice in Metamorphs especially is what kind of funky arms you'll give them.
Since I started collecting in 8th when they rereleased, my minis are egregiously samey because the different arms used to have different profiles, so I've got 20 dudes with crab arms (using excess from my Acolyte units with their mono pose mining tools and no longer legal accompanying dudes-with-handflamers).
*I'm not salty about the datasheet changes, you are.*
A space marine player calling IG bland goes so far beyond a pot and kettle analogy
7:14 baneblade. Love it.
Did I really watch a 20 minute video where a game named Paul reinforces how accurate his channel name is?
Scouts are not space marines, they are in training to become one 16:48
I collect krieg but I do plan to procure some centurions once I've finished my collection
For Space Marines, I think an honourable mention has to go to their melee centric units amongst the base codex units and divergent Chapters. The Bladeguard Veterans, Sword Brethren, and Inner Circle Companions are everything I want from a Space Marine kit and more.
Paul I've only just started and this might be your best video yet, this is a work of art
Paul, as a sisters player, it is my legal obligation to inform you that the best Sororitas model is the Exorcist. It is a pipe organ. That shoots missiles. And there's a head choice for the sister playing the organ where she looks like she's really going to town on the keyboard. It also allows you to play "Baby Elephant Walk" by Henry Mancini as you remove enemy models from the table. Best model, hands down.
The Paragons are cool, too, though. I guess.
Cracked up the whole time. Deathshroud are the best non character models. They are my centurions
As a Necron Player I love watching my opponents souls wither away as mine was lost in the fires of biotransferance long millennia ago. What unit's to do that Best, vs what are my favorites, and favorite combos are a bit different so I'll break them up into easily digestible chunks.
1. Best units for table combat - Heavy Lokhust Destroyers, Big guys with big guns that can either cut down the chaff or blow big holes in tough vehicles. Properly kitted these boys can handle 99% of whatever your opponent throws at you and are decently chunky so they can stick around even if under fire.
2. Personal Favorite model, C'tan shard of the Void Dragaon, The drip is real and when you get the paint job just right it looks fantastic.
3. Best combo- Royal Warden, Orikan the Diviner, and 20 Necron warriors equipped with Reapers- This death brick just slaps, a massive shooting unit with a bunch of invuln saves, get mired in melee? Take a step back and shoot em in the face. High value target in melee? Pop epic challenge and Orikans The Stars Are Right super saiyan mode and instantly kill most anything. Warriors constantly come back, and if you have a reanimator their rerolls only get more dangerous. Good luck taking that out.
Edit- Completely forgot about Immortals with Tesla Carbines, stick a Plasmancer to 'em and entire guard regiments just evaporate.
I’m gonna enjoy watching my Bio-Titans eat the centurions like gummy bears
Judging by the art on one of the pages of the codex for 10th, Stealth Suits actually open up in a really interesting way, with the pilot embedded in the middle of the suit, inside its large, rounded torso, and the faceplate splits in half, raising away in two parts, for access to the suit... 😁 I thought they looked pretty goofy too, but seeing that rather turned my opinion around, and I quite like them...
I read the long text, I just found your channel, but the joke is on you, slanderer of Rogal Dorn - Defiant and Unyielding - for I had already liked and subscribed entire minutes before your prompt to do so, having anticipated such a tactic and employed contingencies against it.
Your sincere reply to this comment - beyond fulfilling your own word and upholding your honor - will serve as apology for speaking in such a way about someone who won a staring contest against a literal wall in part by weaponizing academic scholarship at a post-doctorate level. Love the channel so far, keep up the great work!
You are, sincerely, my favourite subscriber. And I apologise...I think
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff Oh man he did it! And really fast as well, I've been disarmed haha. Obviously I was teasing but am serious about subbing to the channel like less than 10 seconds into the vid and that I look forward to following your channel and wish you only the best, until you SLANDER AGAIN
As an Imperial Guard Player, I actually bought 2 boxes of Centurions recently because they were on sale and I just love how they look. I despise how most Space Marines look and won't ever play them, but I wanted to own some of those amazing boxy bois.
Also, I've been playing since 2012 (5th edition), and I am only recently getting close to actually painting enough infantry to field a proper 2k point guard list. Sanity, clearly, was never here.
21:15, hey look, its me
The best 40k model, is whatever AoS model is being used instead
Fucking knew you'd pick broadside
Big gun > not big gun
0:19 “I have a truly marvelous demonstration of this proposition which this margin is too narrow to contain.”
Centurions are good, but the contemptor is just better and cooler through the virtue of being nearly IMPOSIBLE to keep down and hitting like a utter truck
Yeah but contemptors are only usable if you play 30k
As someone who plays war games with gunplas using the game Warsurge, your idea is AWSOME. Id recommend mechs from which from mecurey
Definitely look into "The-O" or "zaku III." These big chonky boys are very cool
Ah, a fellow Zeon enjoyer
@@lupuskonig9 yes! They did nothing wrong.
The DRG music when the leagues of votann came into screen is just bloody brilliant LOL
For world eaters i made my own red butchers and not gonna lie i like where i was going with it, essentially put 8 bound arms on a terminatoe and put world eater heads and it looks gooood.
Great timing with the Eldar, new Fuegan sculpt incoming!
Centurions are my favourite space marine models. I love that you build a space marine and then build more armour around him, its great.
Now i have custodes and i bet you cant guess that allarus are my favs.
For gunpla suggestions the kimaris, kimaris trooper and kimaris vidar all have lances it's just they are 1/144 kits so might not be big enough
I live in WV and have seen these people with these cases at my local game shop, it’s really cool they’re a sponsor.
The Kimaris from Gundam IBO actually has a lance as a weapon, but I believe it's hard to get hold of at the moment.
Art style has changed a bit, it's smoother.
I tried to use this fancy new graphics tablet I bought at a massive discount during prime day to see how it'd affect speed and style. Do you think it's better or worse?
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff I think it looks better, sharper.
Yeah I think you've found a distinctive style by using a new graphics tablet, more emotive then before.
12:18 the Acolytes/Metamorphs are a single box, but they come with 15 PAIRS of arms, 15 heads, and 6 torsos, I think they are a great value sprue, because with little 3d printing you get 3 units, and they actually have a decent amount of options, but the combat patrol idk why uses very same-y options, when you have either bombs flamers mining weapon autopistols or full melee arms
Relatedly, I've been thinking about getting some Centurions too Chaosify and turn into Obliterators. Because the only way to get the obliterators right now is to also get a Venom Crawler and there's a point of diminishing returns on Venom Crawlers.
Joke's on your wall of text, I'm already subscribed. Ha!... wait, hold on a second.
In all seriousness, my favourite model is the Canoptek Tomb Sentenil. I managed to get one before they stopped making it and while the kit was a nightmare and a half to build, it was amazingly posable and is just the coolest freaking thing ever. I REALLY hope we got one in plastic some day.
My least favourite model, and I swear I'm not doing this to bait you, but it's actually the Centurions. XD I just... they always struck me as GW trying too hard. Like, hey what's cooler than Terminators... uhh, bigger, and with drills, and rocket pecks, just throw whatever we can at the model and see what sticks. How should they look? Like they've got five layers of armour plate on so they have to shuffle around the battlefield like the snowsuit kid in a Christmas Story. They just feel... too much for me.
totally agree with you over the Dorn, however, in argument against your view of the Guard I present for your apraisal, the Cyclopes Demolition Vehicle, the Bomb Tonk
I also like dragonball Z, Midna, Timmy 3 Arms and nundams... So I think you DO have perfect taste.
The Golden Sun music gave me nostalgic whiplash. One of my favorite games growing up.
It's so crazy refreshing to see unique points of view on almost every range. Whether I agree or not, having a unique opinion is better than a boring one!
I found a relatively easy way to paint guard; It's called making them look like toy soldiers... sooo no painting details.
Considering how much you like centurions I expected you to chose Castellan robots. I personally have 6 of em :D
In Acolyte hybrids defence they are very easily posable with just torso, head and arms being whatever choice you like which quickly breaks up the monotoy, bit like Tactical Marines and provide an endless amount of heads, arms and melee weapons to kitbash whatever other GSC characters you like
Those first 5 seconds are all the affirmation I need.
6:15 My dream wraithlord update would also include the bits for the forgeworld Wraithseer upgrade pack.
I do also think people just pick such boring poses with them. Even without converting the legs and feet are on ball joints so they can be positioned a lot more than the common "standing straight with both feet planted down, looking straight forward"
If lances on 1/100 scale are what you're looking for, crossbone gundam x2, advanced gn-x, gaeleos schwalbe garze are great options, but they are kinda limited editions. For more readily available kits, the Vigna gihna 2 and the gundam kimaris booster type are good choices
As someone who works in a game store and has to restock GW. Every single time I check orks I always have to say boomdakka snazzwagon out loud when I read it. A bunch of ork stuff is that way- I also say the Flashgitz RUclips intro when I see the kit.
They make 12:26 3 kits actually, we have 3 units that look almost exactly the same
I feel like we need an elite infantry unit in a mining mech suit similar to centurions.
as a custodes player, i am not the biggest fan of allarus termys, i absolutely love my warden squads. the robes and the golden armor is just so cool. but otherwise amaxing video my dude
The rhino is a great model
Look up the 1/100 kimaris trooper it would make an awesome knight lancer
I think the 1/100 scale Kimaris might fit your Gundam lancer idea.
If you wanna do a gunpla/lancer hybrid you should check out the 30 minute fantasy kits. Like gunpla knight kits :)
Your basilisk option is based but may I recommend the bullgryns? The kit builds standard orgryn as well and they look so much better than the normal older orgryn kits.
Default wraithlord poses are why I've put great effort into giving them interesting poses with just enough kitbashing to still look right. My wraithlady has inverted thigh armor and ever so slightly widened hips, wraithguard pelvic armor, wraithguard loincloths for her back ribbons, a narrowed gait, a sword blade from the avatar of khaine with a gentle two-handed hold, a narrow gaited stance, removed shoulder armor to give the impression of narrower shoulders, an arched back, a wraithblade head fin, and the old vehicle mounted shuriken cannons with the narrower profile angled upward and outward to give the impression that her shoulders are confidently and powerfully cocked back.
I have another one with a wide, powerful stance, dual wielded wraithblade swords held like reverse grip daggers, printed flames to have jets of fire shooting in split directions, and some custom back fins.
My good fellow, you can't just drop this description without telling us where we could find pictures of these creations, they sound lovely.
@@yvraine-3056 Not sure how to put links in comments. I think it just hides them, yeah?
@@Rehteal It unfortunately does, but I hoped you had uploaded them to some forum or other site you could namedrop.
@@yvraine-3056 I need to actually *finish* the wraithlady by putting on the infinity circuit decal and putting on the base paste. She is otherwise done though.
@@Rehteal Looking forward to the completion then.
If you wanna use gundams to make knights in 40k try the 30 minute mission models they're really customizable and have a fantasy line that looks like actual knights
Dark Angels- Inner Circle Companions. Probably my favourite Space Marine style mini.
Custard termies brought me back to 40k in 8th edition since quitting when Tau came out in 3rd. Got like 21 of them now.
Good music choice for the Votaan segment.
After making primaris centurions.... gotta say, they've become my favorite models. All i did was put gravis legs instead of the old legs XD
"I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish"
I recognised that phrase immediately but forgot where from
Thought it was Holy Grail or Ace Ventura but the latter was close; it's The Grinch's voicemail
"If you'd like to fax me; press the # key"
If you like models with guys holding multiple guns. I'd recommend the Gundam Guision Rebake Full city with the gun option set. It'd be a good excuse to build an other gundam model kit.
Gunpla wise, Im fairly certain there's a couple of Iron Blooded Orphan kits that have lances for weapons (since IBO is basically "big fighty melee gundam the show".)
There's also the GM Striker, which has a giant pole-arm that can be a lance, or a tonfa, or a bunch of other stuff.
As an aeldari player, I have two candidates for best looking model, and they will change order depending on how I feel that day. The models are: the Wraithknight and Shroud Runners.
The wraithknight is the best centerpiece model (subjective opinion (this is a knight day)), I see you pointing at Khaine, or note that I didn't limit my statement to aeldari, and I will say YOU ARE WRONG! (expect the centurions, don't ban me)
The shroud runners are however really cool, they have so many details and they are fun to play with.
For the algorithm, and my lifting buddy Khaine!
Votann segment: Deep Rock Galactic background music
*Dread it, run from it, destiny still rock and stones*
As a guard player, centurions aren't the best because brutalius dreadnoughts are.
“SHATTER THEIR SKIES”
(Also please look at some of the other guardsmen regiments cause there are some guys with *drip*)
So, I've bought two sets of the Hybrid Metamorphs/Acolytes and it's kind of true. There's a lot of options, but they are also kind of limited in actually looking unique because of the way you pose them. So yes, you can end up with tons of different weapon combos, and heads and whatever, they all end up looking alike because they all have the same basic shape.
Honestly, pulled down a Knight Abominant with Grav Cannon and Siege Drill Centurions, so I'm all for it.
I PAINTED MY FIRST SPACE MARINES! They’re black with teal highlights, I’m calling them the Shadowed Tide. The black Templars and salamanders go to this planet and have to fight some tyranids and they combine into one chapter, they also combine their gene seed! Pretty cool right?