"I cast extremely slow internet speed." Me: You hold no power here, wizard! I was born in the days of dial up. I still remember tying up the phone line to play C&C: Red Alert over the phone.
That last clip makes me think a wizard rave would be the ultimate party trick, just a mind-boggling show of special special effects masterpieces, smushed together.
Tbh, I’d like to know if that wizard managed to get out of there, because that poor guy just KNEW he was underpowered for that wizard war............plus, judging by his use of frostbite and poison, he seems to prefer spells with both damage and utility. 👀 Frostbite - Ice damage, of course, but could potentially slow an enemy down or make a limb useless.........possibly stop an opponent in their tracks literally if aimed at the legs/feet. Poison - possible long term damage, and a way to do additional damage through an affliction and stack on damage through other spells. Could potentially be painful af, which could also slow down or stop someone if bad enough. 🤔
The original is ruclips.net/video/rmHDhAohJlQ/видео.html but i need that bass remix EDIT: Pretty sure this is it: ruclips.net/video/WRkr9GgB5KE/видео.html
There are a few reasons a wizard may need to summon a Honda Accord: 1. It was stolen, and summoning is the quickest way to retrieve it. 2. He walked to Walmart, but his bags are too heavy to carry back or something. 3. The Honda Accord is of another plain, and must be summoned for every use. If 3 is correct, why did he go specifically for a Honda Accord? Is it so the spell rhymes? Sentimental value? Or maybe the Honda chose him. We may never know. (Edit: grammar)
4. he forgot where he parked but instead of looking like a fool wandering the parking lot, he can just summon it cause he's a wizard and no one will know
The bard elf is going to experience something only the short stacks can do properly when they have a bladed weapon and it's call MANHOOD REMOVAL! All the short stack needed is a bladed weapon to painfully remove the disrespectful bard's family jewel. If the the short stacks have a blunt weapon then the MANHOOD REMOVAL well be even more painful as the bard has their family jewel smashed.
A wizard is fighting an enemy group with big bellies. Wizard casts Jiggle Physics 1000%. The enemies' big bellies flop around in every direction beating the hell out of the entire group.
@@susanfender307 Ouch! I don't even fully understand that one, but I am STILL insulted/wounded/inconvenienced enough to respond with something even worse! *ahem* I CAST... ... ...COMPULSIVE NFT INVESTMENT!!
Wizard cowboy, would be fun. Picture if each "prepared spell" is a bullet. Sleep bullet, healing bullet, fireball bullet. then you have your revolver, and have to remember which cylinder each spell is in. or for long range sniping of spells you break out the Henry Martini rifle and load 1 spell.
the concept of 2 verry powerfull wizards meeting eachother for a duel and just scrapping it out in a boxing ring cuz a magic fight would be too destructive is extremely funny to me
0:25 Is it bad I know that the wizard is Sophist, and the others are the rest of the party crashers by voice alone, the just total lack of filter on that intrusive thought is hard to mistake.
I love how the Internet has pretty much recreated the Wizards from Unseen Academy/University entirely via base principles. Sir Terry Pratchett would be proud I know it is from base principles, as none of these feature any oran-utans either in a library or not in a library
I would very much love to see the beastman's revenge for the instant Brazilian wax. Perhaps "Eternal Hair in Mouth" or "Tongue Fur" or "Fur Coat in Summer"
I cast Explosive Diarrhea the poor Paliden in full armor .
No no no no wait wait wait!
He'd have some serious negative charisma and stealth after that
The bard version of this spell is called the brown note
ooooooof. That's just horrible.
Power word: Brown propulsion
I cast vicious mockery:
Your spells suck so hard you can miss with a magic missile.
"You call that a staff? I've seen school children find better sticks"
@@cooltiger2439 THINE ROBES ART TATTERED AND DISHEVELED AS A HOMELESS KOBOLD'S LOINCLOTH!!
(all in good fun ^_^)
You're a third rate caster with a fourth rate spellbook!
@@cooltiger2439 ...Yeah, no, I honestly can't argue with that. Those kids do be finding the best sticks...
Emotional damage
I know it's Wizard time, but that Bard kills me dead so hard.
It is a banger song
It’s from the song “Perception Check”. Very fun song.
"Loot that body! Loot that body now!"
What is a bard but a singing wizard?
@@ahorseofcourse7283 I mean… are you really a wizard if you can’t cast fireball?
That last one sounds like it'd be on Real Wizards FM
I'd like to know the real song.
@@NeoTechni ruclips.net/video/rmHDhAohJlQ/видео.html thats the real song
and maybe this is outa the clip
ruclips.net/video/C2CKOAHl8xE/видео.html
THE PRODIGY - BREATHE (BROOKS ALEKSANDER REMIX) skip to 2:57 for this clip
I still love the horrified wizard in wizard war, power word scrunch is overkill 😂
"I gotta get the hell outta here!"
What does a power word scrunch do?
WHAT DOES IT DO?!?!?!
@@Notafayas831 "Scrunch."
Scrunch what?!?!
@@Notafayas831 ever see that video of the oil tank get crushed like a soda can out of nowhere? That is what scrunch does to it's target
"I cast... Forgive Yourself"
Counter Spell :)
Bruh this should not have made me laugh so hard just.... Take my like and I'll leave
I cast " MAKE ME ! "
"I cast extremely slow internet speed."
Me: You hold no power here, wizard! I was born in the days of dial up. I still remember tying up the phone line to play C&C: Red Alert over the phone.
That last clip makes me think a wizard rave would be the ultimate party trick, just a mind-boggling show of special special effects masterpieces, smushed together.
it's all fun and games until the wizard casts extremely slow internet
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YT casts...... UNNESSISARY CENSORSHIP!!!
2:12 I'mma be honest, this one is probably one of my favorite videos on this platform.
I really need to know what power word scrunch does
@@MegaTomPlays Imagine a wad of crumpled paper, but with a human.
@@Ghalaghor_McAllistor nice
Tbh, I’d like to know if that wizard managed to get out of there, because that poor guy just KNEW he was underpowered for that wizard war............plus, judging by his use of frostbite and poison, he seems to prefer spells with both damage and utility. 👀
Frostbite - Ice damage, of course, but could potentially slow an enemy down or make a limb useless.........possibly stop an opponent in their tracks literally if aimed at the legs/feet.
Poison - possible long term damage, and a way to do additional damage through an affliction and stack on damage through other spells. Could potentially be painful af, which could also slow down or stop someone if bad enough. 🤔
By the way, wizard war is really fu**en. Imagine what will left. Only stone and craters.
5:32 I need an extended version of this ASAP!!! That is the beginning of an epic wizard war!
seconded
Thirded
The original is ruclips.net/video/rmHDhAohJlQ/видео.html but i need that bass remix EDIT: Pretty sure this is it: ruclips.net/video/WRkr9GgB5KE/видео.html
i think, it's the Brooks Aleksander Remix ruclips.net/video/l9ZUOAfr9i0/видео.html
@ardwark thanks dude
There are a few reasons a wizard may need to summon a Honda Accord:
1. It was stolen, and summoning is the quickest way to retrieve it.
2. He walked to Walmart, but his bags are too heavy to carry back or something.
3. The Honda Accord is of another plain, and must be summoned for every use.
If 3 is correct, why did he go specifically for a Honda Accord? Is it so the spell rhymes? Sentimental value? Or maybe the Honda chose him. We may never know.
(Edit: grammar)
Maybe the spell summons a mount you own and that's the car he car he bought
It was the cheapest version of the spell he could afford to copy to his spell book.
What horrors lay dormant in the Honda plain, I wonder?
“The Whip chooses the Wizard, Mr. Potter”
4. he forgot where he parked but instead of looking like a fool wandering the parking lot, he can just summon it cause he's a wizard and no one will know
Glad that the Magic The Noah clip has evolved from not only a Party Crashers meme, but a DnD meme as well.
"Cloak time, baby! If you ain't cloakin' you're broken."
"You ain't got no spells, you ain't for no enchantments, YOUR GEMS ARE SHIT!"
Wizard Wars will always be crazy and I love it.
There should be more Wizard War scenarios.
I would love Power Word Scrunch.
Sounds like an opportunity for my favorite spell
(Transmutation)FLESH TO BEES
@@generalwoe359oh god, NOT THE BEES
that's some mighty shit right there.... MORE.... I NEED MORE!!!
This compilation goes into the favourite tab
I CAST “TASTE YOUR OWN TEETH!”
I cast "random testicular pain!"
@@antoniosangermano8834
Is that so…?
I CAST; LICK YOUR ELBOW!
I CAST " NUCLEAR HAPPYSLAP! "
THIS GOES TO BOTH OF YOU!
I CAST: REALIZE THAT GIRL/GUY FROM 2ND GRADE WAS HITTING ON YOU!
OH YEAH YOU SUNOVABICH, WELL I CAST : " LOVE INTEREST FRIENDZONES YOU ! " ON BOTH OF YOU
*little girl appears*
"I cast thunder spell!" -Sophist
"NOOO!" -Vernias
Sophist is one of greatest players of all times. I think best action was buying a 3 dragons
Brent: laughs wildly.
Nick: probably complaining Sophist is his teammate.
The Ten Hells, or some similar shit!
The bard elf is going to experience something only the short stacks can do properly when they have a bladed weapon and it's call MANHOOD REMOVAL! All the short stack needed is a bladed weapon to painfully remove the disrespectful bard's family jewel. If the the short stacks have a blunt weapon then the MANHOOD REMOVAL well be even more painful as the bard has their family jewel smashed.
Why do I get the feeling that came from a personal level?
A wizard is fighting an enemy group with big bellies. Wizard casts Jiggle Physics 1000%. The enemies' big bellies flop around in every direction beating the hell out of the entire group.
Wizard cowboy looks snazzy
I CAST... THE INVINCIBLE SNAIL
I CAST : " USE AS A SUPPOSITORY ! "
The pregnancy one was unexpected.
They usually are...
Makin sorcerers.
Oh, are we casting horrible spells? Alright then!
I cast...
...PERSISTENT DISTRACTING ITCH IN THAT ONE SPOT ON YOUR BACK YOU JUST CANNOT REACH!
You Villian! I cast RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC AND THE DRIVER AHEAD OF YOU IS LATE TO COUNTRY BUFFET
@@susanfender307 Ouch! I don't even fully understand that one, but I am STILL insulted/wounded/inconvenienced enough to respond with something even worse!
*ahem*
I CAST...
...
...COMPULSIVE NFT INVESTMENT!!
@@mattshinde3614 In revenge, I cast FAMILY DINNER OF TACO BELL AND GOLYTLEY
I cast
THAT ONE ITCH THAT FEELS LIKE IT'S ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR ARM THAT YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY SCRATCH
I know not what this bullshittery be about, but I cast " PERPETUAL PAPRIKA CHALLENGE ! "
These casters are always so specific I cast brain hemorrhage
I CAST : " BARBED WIRE ENEMA ! "
While the shorts are nice a proper video just feels right.
The gangnam style fireball makes me laugh too hard. Fuck it, Imma dump all of my spell slots into this says the level 20 wizard.
1:01 "I cast vicious mockery nat 20 let's go!" Lmao bro by far his best one. Check out Tom Cardy for the full song. It's hilarious trust!.
When he casted "extremely slow internet" it started buffering, while I did rewind immediately I then thought for a second that it may have been a joke
0:25 since its raining fireball is weaker but also thunder spell just happens to get a boost making it be a bigger explosion
Just found these and I love it.
This reminds me of 1d4chan gems like the Strengt based Muscle wizard: "I CAST FIST!"
0:40 the hip to waist ratio on her is like 8:1
1:40 love the Resident Alien reference.
I love you Punkey
Me hearing the runescape wildy music at 2:30. Yea sound about right. 😂
0:51, Hit with instant Battleblock theater nostalgia…
Goddamn Stamper is a national treasure.
I CAST… *CREATIVE OUTLET BLOCK!!!*
HAVE FUN SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR BLANK CANVAS FOR 15 MINUTES!!
I created a few spells of inconveniences myself. My favorite? “I cast Repetitious Compulsion!”
0:01 still can believe someone edited this sound in with the gas explosion.
3:01 ADD has actually been put together with ADHD
I cast infinite rickrolling for the rest of your life
The cowboy wizard had awakened the urge to play a gunslinger/wizard
I would LOVE to do some voice acting for this!
3:50 - "Find Steed" is a Paladin spell, not a wizard spell.
"You cannot deny these nuts" sucktion cup man😂😂😂
And next to it is my second favorite one "SONOFABIT***"😂
I completely lost it with "I cast endometriosis!" 😂🤣
3:32 that is a very convincing argument, i'm for whatever the SWMG is about
Love the Battleblock Theater “PEESLOSH”
I cast.... Gary Army! Yes the Fallout 3 enemy.
2:05 There's one of those in Stardew Valley.
YES! I'm not the only one who thought he looked like a cowboy!
@@IvyDoggins It's the hat. It may as well be from West of Loathing.
@@guidojacobs2002 His face in general looks like a cowboy who's in his emo phase.
1:34 Suction Cup Man! 😃 (by Piemations)
So that’s where it’s from
The magic the Noah one will always be funny.
Wizard cowboy, would be fun. Picture if each "prepared spell" is a bullet. Sleep bullet, healing bullet, fireball bullet. then you have your revolver, and have to remember which cylinder each spell is in. or for long range sniping of spells you break out the Henry Martini rifle and load 1 spell.
Ahh, I don't have ADHD I was just called to be a Wizard!
2:06 Just as Chuckles once said: "I cast gun, prepare to meet God."
I cast EXPOSED BROWSER HISTORY!
I love that wizard war bit so much
I cast, Team call with manager THAT COULD BE AN EMAIL!
Ooooh, 'i cast manual breathing'. Ooooh, 'i cast endometriosis'. Bah!
I CAST... EXPLOSIVE DIARRHERA!!!
I CAST........PERMANENT PERIOD PAIN
I CAST... SUSPENSEFUL CROHN'S DISEASE
the concept of 2 verry powerfull wizards meeting eachother for a duel and just scrapping it out in a boxing ring cuz a magic fight would be too destructive is extremely funny to me
I heard someone yell "I CAST INTENSE BALL ITCHING" two castle away should I be concerned?
I CAST, UNO REVERSE
I cast: LIQUID FLATULENCE!!
Last of the Red Hot Swamis
can we get a wizard/sorcerer interaction? where the sorcerer is always interrupting the wizard?
0:25
Is it bad I know that the wizard is Sophist, and the others are the rest of the party crashers by voice alone, the just total lack of filter on that intrusive thought is hard to mistake.
0:30 I recognize those voices it the party crashers!
and all of this is why i always have counterspell ready to go
0:18 haha jokes on you i live in australia
5:39 is actually a very catchy tune.
It's "Breathe", originally by the Prodigy but this is a remix that I don't recognize
No no no. I cast stomach ache, while you are stuck in trafic!
These animations always make my day.
I love how the Internet has pretty much recreated the Wizards from Unseen Academy/University entirely via base principles. Sir Terry Pratchett would be proud
I know it is from base principles, as none of these feature any oran-utans either in a library or not in a library
Wizard, "I cast Extremely Slow Internet!"
DM, "Finally! Someone in DnD more hated than me!"
Did I just hear a sound effect from age of empires rise of Rome expansion now that brings back some memories 😂😂
01:04
He sure is talking mad shit for someone within sword reach.😅
0:45 One second, I gotta look something up.
...
Wow, that's beyond fucked up. Like, damn.
A Wizard Cowboy would have the voice of Willie Nelson
Omg the battleblock theater reference
4:05 When my D&D crew bega me to be useful but I'm Chaotic Stupid
1:01 THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!
I would very much love to see the beastman's revenge for the instant Brazilian wax. Perhaps "Eternal Hair in Mouth" or "Tongue Fur" or "Fur Coat in Summer"
My favorite thing to do as a wizard is cast call lightning to incinerate my opponents.
I CAST
INSTANT BRAINROT
what the sigma?
i gotta find a place that sells wizard robes
I was eating when I heard "peeslosh". Goddammit. Almost spat out my chicken.
I cast...WORD SALAD ON THE BARD!
These fulfill some primal desire I didn't know I had.
I cast Stomach Awareness
can i get that last bit on loop
It's wizard time and I cast DENY GRAVITY!
I CAST... CHILDHOOD TRAUMA!!!
I cast TARPAL TUNNEL! HAVE FUN WALKING NOW
Thought Cowboy Wizard was gonna cast Iron
IT IS WIZARD TIME YET AGAIN! I CAST THUNDERSPELL!
magic the noah and his games are hilarious.
I don't know if you take requests, but I'd love to see you do "Call an ambulance. But not for me!"
Love your vids. Please continue with the DnD-Memes. 🤟😈
Testicular Torsion.....Endometriosis.....why restrict your spells to things that only affect half of your opponents? I cast...EXPLOSIVE INCONTINENCE!