They Die? we talked about this, no more killing Younglings, or people smaller than you, or orphans ,or people bigger than you or just people in general. Ok? Ok, good talk.
@@maprivero1251Darth Sidius: Master, everything went according to our plan, soon the galaxy will be yours Darth Jar Jar: Thatsa great news mesa apprentice
One year ago, in Galaxy far, far away. Blunt Brothers made Star Wars high ground animation that opened out hearts and started to build up. I would like to say thank you blunt brother and to keep making these amazing animations in your series ❤
"Wait, who is Rey Skywalker?" "The Emperor's grand-daughter." "But that means..." "Yes, Luke. The Emperor.. got laid!" "THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" "Yeah, it is. He, err, even showed me pictures!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, noooooooooooooooo!"
It took me a while to figure out the reference but when Grogu started ringing the bell I instantly bursted out laughing. Man can't escape fate even in a different universe.
General Kenobi Edit: Wow, 1.8 likes and 129 comments. You guys are crazy Edit: Ha ha ha ha, you guys must really love this comment. Now, there are 1.9k likes and 131 comments. General kenobi " Cough cough "
Fun fact: Tuskan Raiders had "slug throwers," which were literally just muskets. Bullets existed, but due to blaster tech being discovered super early, tech like brass casings never saw intergalactic use. Also, Force Heal has only ever been a thing in non-canon games. Jedi can speed up the body's natural healing process so a wound can heal within a day as opposed to a week, but it's confined within the limits of biology and VERY exhausting to do. If Force Heal was actually a thing, then Anakin never would have felt the need to turn to the dark side.
This is so good! Anakin pulling out a desert eagle is so perfect. Obi-wan not being impressed is totally him. Thank you for taking the time to create this
Star Wars franchise that REALLY happened. My favourite part - not-so-tragic tale of the Chosen One - Anakin Skywalker AKA Darth Vegetable the Unhinged with anger issues, violent thoughts, taste for guns, and who commited at least 500 war crimes with his padawan BEFORE his fall to Dark Side.
Doesn't know about desert eagles or bullet firing guns, but has more than enough knowledge of the firearm to use the force to eject the magazine. Logic checks out.
That last one is just me head canon for Obi wan going to earth and one first site of seeing otters at first he thinks they're a threat then becomes absolutely hypnotized by them just being otters gets the clones to film him making first contact
Wow! You guys knocked it outta the park. This is hands down one of the best Fan Adaptations ever created. But legit, watch it until the ending! It’s WORTH IT!
The fact I can see Kenobi and Cody actually going to see Sea Otters in canon is perfect, while Anakin and Rex are committing war crimes, Kenobi and Cody are committing Copyright crimes against Sir David Attenborough
It has cool Obiwan Kenobi (although I would seriously love to totally forget the Disney show of the same name) so what's not to love? Also, Kenobi had the better gun. That also showcased why you don't loan out your gun to anyone.
I love these so much I’ve shown them to my Star Wars enjoyer friends and they always die laughing🤣
They Die? we talked about this, no more killing Younglings, or people smaller than you, or orphans ,or people bigger than you or just people in general. Ok? Ok, good talk.
@@notayoutuber-h7g lies of the Jedi
8:33 @@notayoutuber-h7g
@@notayoutuber-h7g he meant dying of laughter
I love Star Wars 😊
His eyes turning yellow when he says he doesn’t have anger issue is perfect attention to detail
Hey in 13:50 or a bit later chocoladite or something like it is said, do you know the word that was said, i'm tryna expand my english vocabulary.
"You just had to kidnap the kid from Tattoine didn’t you Master."
"I did not kidnap him. I bought him. There's a difference."
Agree
“Oh please I had two days with him, You had two decades.”
He won him
@@Void-y6jAnakin was always property so someone😂 wotto then the Jedi then palp😢
Now if Anikan was Black 🫤
"you literally murdered children!"
"Just a couple." 😂
“You see this is why you’re not a master, you’re just too immature”
I AM NOTTT!!!!
@@LEGO-CREAM Okay you just gonna keep standing there or are you jumping cuz I got things to do
@@Kratedragon3609Oh I’m jumping
@@BubbleGumGuy-gx1xj You jumping?
5:59 "You underestimate my Power!!!" *Pulls out MK1 Desert Eagle with Sith Intent*
How do birds fly
It's actually pretty effective against jedi
0_0 What is that?
@somedingus6255 it's a mark one desert eagle
@@brodymartinez807ah so that's where my Deagle went
Wait HOW DID IT END UP IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE
“You and ahsoka have commited 500 war crimes”
Remember son,if you have drip and you winned,its not War crime
Pretty sure it's higher than that
Its the reason why they are called the 501st.
@@MeowATronRoflmao 🤣
Me too
Rex being 117 - 343 in the phone book just goes to show, he really is the Master Chief of Star Wars.
He really was
was? @@Thatboy69420
Yeah i noticed that
Ahsoka: Rex where do you think you're going!?
Rex: To give the Separatists back their bomb.
@@megaman37456 for a brick, he flew pretty good
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY CALIBER!!
Perfect line
Don't try it!
I was looking for this comment
I read this at the same time as the line played 💀☠💀☠
Dont try it
Shoots
Darth Vader: "Luke Leia Organa is your sister"
Luke:"No... oh no"
The words of a man realizing that he was full on making out with his sister like 20 minutes ago.
funny
~oh sweet home Alabama~
WHERE THE SKY ARE SO BLUE
@@BluetheCoyote1 Well, _she_ made out with _him,_ but…🤷♂️
Oh I loved these. I love the fact that Cody was holding up the phone. That’s so clever.😂😂
"I could give an unlimited power about your eating schedule, now execute the order!"
"I'm hungry..."
"Well I'm the Senate!"
"Please."
😂😂😂😂
No
'It's a mark 1 dessert eagle' gets me literally every time 😂😂
erm actually is spelled desert ☝️🤓
@@nuggetman4673 nuh uh
@@nuggetman4673I want cupcake eagle
This is your father’s saber. AND his piece!
Thing is, they're literally the best weapons against jedi cause lightsabers can't deflect real bullets
Darth vader: you sure
Luke: Yep
Darth vader: *gun shoot*
Luke: AAAAAAAA
No worries Maul survived being cut in half, somehow.
I read this while this was playing
He's probably going to survive that
You are a terrible father
@@brandonwilburn5236 how Darth Vader should’ve replied: “Takes one to know one!”
"I am hungry"
"Well, i am the senate"
Please
Hi the senate, I’m dad
Hya senate, messa jar jar
@@maprivero1251Darth Sidius: Master, everything went according to our plan, soon the galaxy will be yours
Darth Jar Jar: Thatsa great news mesa apprentice
@@DCRdemonLORD Messa is satisfied *manical laugh*
love the Breaking Bad/ Yoda scene.
its funny because its Giancarlo Esposito who plays both gus and moff gideon
@@greed15good no shit
Lol 😂
@@greed15goodthat’s the joke
One year ago, in Galaxy far, far away. Blunt Brothers made Star Wars high ground animation that opened out hearts and started to build up. I would like to say thank you blunt brother and to keep making these amazing animations in your series ❤
Memorable lines
* Literally killed youngling "Just a Couple"
* "You Underestimate my Caliber"
* "I Am your Father" "Nuh uh"
The last one I remember the most due to the meme version
THE F**K YOU MEAN "NUH-UH"?!
Anakin commits genocide
Obi Wan: Damn it Anakin
Typical day with Anakin
Oh, you just had to kidnap the kid from tatooine, didn't you master.
"This is your fathers lightsaber"
"And this is his peice"
I love the "You under estimate my caliber" caught me so of gaurd
It's funny because last time they fought Obi Wan really underestimated the power of the Mk.1 Deser Eagle
"AND DISNEY ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE MAKING ANOTHER REY SKYWALKER MOVIE"
*"NOOOOOOOOOO"*
Edit: What the heck how are people liking this comment no way
And billions of voices cried Nooooooo in pain and terror.
"Wait, who is Rey Skywalker?"
"The Emperor's grand-daughter."
"But that means..."
"Yes, Luke. The Emperor.. got laid!"
"THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Yeah, it is. He, err, even showed me pictures!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, noooooooooooooooo!"
Nooooooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROFL‼️😂😂😂
I died laughing at Grogu ringing the bell 😂
i think i almost did.. it hurts everywhere.. fk.. but damn that was funny as hell..🤣🤣
It took me a while to figure out the reference but when Grogu started ringing the bell I instantly bursted out laughing. Man can't escape fate even in a different universe.
@@galacticgamer8760 I didn't catch the fact that Gideon was played by the same actor that got his face blown off in that very referenced moment 😂😂😂
SAME BRO
Obi-Wan: "You have anger issues"
Anakin: "I do (Vader peeks out) NOT"
😆 🤣 😂
Obi wan looking at sea otters with the 212th is so wholesome
Yesh, perfection
Every time I hear “You underestimate my caliber”, it gets funnier each time 😂
when did he say that
@@nuggetman4673 7:59
13:26 If you really slow the video down and manage to hit the exact right frame, you'll see the best piece of art I've ever seen. xD
Niiiice😂
Oh… yeah, you’d be surprised how many between-frames look like that in my videos.
@@BluntBrothersProductions Keep doing what you do! You make my days so much better with your videos. xD
General Kenobi
Edit: Wow, 1.8 likes and 129 comments. You guys are crazy
Edit: Ha ha ha ha, you guys must really love this comment. Now, there are 1.9k likes and 131 comments. General kenobi
" Cough cough "
Hello there
@@yes2day257general kenobi, you are a fool one
Kill him
You are a bold one.
Your move
“You’re shorter than I expected.”
“This was his lightsaber and this was his piece.” 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀☠️
“Love you too buddy” will never get old
Fun fact: Tuskan Raiders had "slug throwers," which were literally just muskets. Bullets existed, but due to blaster tech being discovered super early, tech like brass casings never saw intergalactic use.
Also, Force Heal has only ever been a thing in non-canon games. Jedi can speed up the body's natural healing process so a wound can heal within a day as opposed to a week, but it's confined within the limits of biology and VERY exhausting to do.
If Force Heal was actually a thing, then Anakin never would have felt the need to turn to the dark side.
Right
Rise of Skywalker.
@@KW-de9sc Rise of who?
"You underestimate my caliber."
Great point however you underestimate the recoil.
This is so good! Anakin pulling out a desert eagle is so perfect. Obi-wan not being impressed is totally him. Thank you for taking the time to create this
The "what kind of man talks to the DEA" caught me so off guard 🤣🤣
Same dude
The dialogue between Obi-Wan and Anakin is hysterical well done fabulously funny.
8:07
Anakin : Shit, forgot to change the clip....
Obi-Wan Kenobi : IT IS CALLED.... A MAGAZINE! "Lunges forward with murderous intent"
IT'S CALLED A MAGAZINE YOU DAMN FOOL
Mo1st Cr1t1kal moment
Obi suggesting Anakin to do mors shocking revelations is the best part.
Obi-Wan: “You and Ahsoka have committed 500 war crimes combined.”
Anakin: “501 if you include Rex…”
Just like the legion rex commands
This video is a masterpiece and much better then all the Disney movies
15:39 Bro i felt that “Nooooooo”
Kenobi: your a terrible father
Vader: at least I’m a father
ahem* wasn't there a guy on mandolore that was setines "nephew"?
@@jhonejay1426 didn't he die?
he didn't @@ddess2030
“You underestimate my caliber”😂
Ah yes, the negotiator, General Kenobi, And... Anakin Skywalker, for someone of your reputation, i tought you were a little bit... Older
General grievous, you're shorter than i expected
Hello there.
@@maruwatchesyou8281 *cough*Jedi scum
@@Ilikefire2792 General Kenobi *laughs* you are a bold one... Kill him
@@Ilikefire2792 General Kenobi
Obi wan: You're too immature
Anikin: Nuhuh
"Sounds like the IRS" I almost spat when i was drinking.
15:38 that one sent shockwaves into the real world. I had the same reaction as Luke 😅
Love the addition of the bad shaky cam for the kenobi scene. Great accuracy.
“It is your fathers lightsaber…and this is his piece!” I’m dead
2:26 the yellow eyes comin through kinda got me
He's losing it
1:19 So that’s how Qui-Gon really died. 😂
I’ve watched this like 5 times, it’s so great. Wonderful job!
Watches the entire series. (Whispers) "No one will never know."
13:59 "nuh uh"
Thanks for the meme refrence of the 🎾 you mean 'nuh uh'
"can i switch sides again?" [cackles]
No😂
Last one was during the clone wars when Obi-Wan and the 212th went on a field trip to deal with seppies and got sidetracked.
4:19
Palpatine:now kill the order 66
Soldier: I'm hungry
😂😂😂😂
Why does Emperor Palpatine have to have no pupils like Triangle from The Godzilla Vs Monkey Series!?!?!?!?!?!?!
0:41 oh that shriek gets me everytime
0:40
0:39
He been shrieking ever since. 🤣
“You underestimate my caliper” funny as hell
You murdered children. "Just a couple" LMAO
Star Wars franchise that REALLY happened.
My favourite part - not-so-tragic tale of the Chosen One - Anakin Skywalker AKA Darth Vegetable the Unhinged with anger issues, violent thoughts, taste for guns, and who commited at least 500 war crimes with his padawan BEFORE his fall to Dark Side.
Well Anakin HIMSELF didn't kill everyone while Obi-wan was gone so...... promise kept?
15:54 the thing that would make this even better would be a cod kill can or somehing
I'm enjoying his new channel, Inkamation. I think it's the same guy.
This Chanel is so good at performing in the ring way to go blunt brothers
Obi wan :- it's over now padme I have medical equipment. Padme :- you underestimate my sadeneds
Mmm yes the :-
"How do you know I won't just kick your butt for the third time?"
"Well KK has not been fired yet, so at this point anything is possible..."
12:30 bro just casually brought a M16A4 out of no where armed with a Grenada launcher
This is basically how Sneako vs Moist Critkal was like. 😂
ITS AN M4 CARBINE
"It's a mark 1 desert eagle" kills me every time 😂
"ooh thats clean right there" 13:34
Bro that kenobi at 0:39 that’s so GOOD OMG
0:40
@@Shield-Scopeyeah you right I missed it
“You underestimate my caliber!”
🤣🤣🤣 how dare you strike me while I'm monologuing The way he pushed all those buttons 🤣🤣🤣
Will you be doing a part 6 of the high ground with return of the Jedi? Really wanna see Vader threaten the emperor with a gun or something 😂
Gotta wait another 5 months i guess
Yes pease 🙏
@@henry814well it’s may the 4th in a few days so fingers crossed 😁😁
10:36 as a SWTOR player, I can confirm that this is an absolutely accurate reflection of how much damage thermal detonators do
Dude this video was perfect I can't stop watching it!!👍 And I love the humor!!👍🤣😂
Doesn't know about desert eagles or bullet firing guns, but has more than enough knowledge of the firearm to use the force to eject the magazine.
Logic checks out.
“i got the power of ice”
“oh that’s fresh right there”
That last one is just me head canon for Obi wan going to earth and one first site of seeing otters at first he thinks they're a threat then becomes absolutely hypnotized by them just being otters gets the clones to film him making first contact
Darth vader: "i am your father"
Luke: "nuh uh
Darth vader: "what do you mean nuh uh"
My favorite line in all of these, “man bullets are fast”
6:08 there are guns in star wars, they're called slugthrowers
That’s just more lies from the Jedi!
6:42 the reaction of all star wars fans when they saw that in episode 9
"plus I did not kidnap him, I bought him, there's a difference"
Well both kidnap and bought children still has the same meaning you grab the kid away from His/Her parents tho. 😅😅😅😭😭😭
15:44 literally everyone’s reaction to that news
"One intergalactic genocide later..."
You gotta love it
😂😂
The braking bad referance works so well.
“I didn’t kidnap him. I bought him. There’s a difference.”
It's funny because Anakin tried to use Force Healing in legends, but failed.
-AND REY NEVER FAILS.
“Love you too buddy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow! You guys knocked it outta the park. This is hands down one of the best Fan Adaptations ever created. But legit, watch it until the ending! It’s WORTH IT!
14:16 Robot Chicken Stormtrooper: You may now laugh about the SpongeBob wallet joke.
Fr I noticed that
Cody recording with the phone at the end 😭😭 PLEASE that part is so great
The fact I can see Kenobi and Cody actually going to see Sea Otters in canon is perfect, while Anakin and Rex are committing war crimes, Kenobi and Cody are committing Copyright crimes against Sir David Attenborough
It has cool Obiwan Kenobi (although I would seriously love to totally forget the Disney show of the same name) so what's not to love? Also, Kenobi had the better gun. That also showcased why you don't loan out your gun to anyone.
We need to see more guns in Star Wars
I'm enjoying his new channel, Inkamation. I think it's the same guy.
Obi wan:i have the power of drip on my side
Vader:What drip you look like you broke out of a nursing home
"Oh that's fresh right there. Is that beskar?"
5:25 *When being a Sith is actually a tough job*
I remember watching Ewan McGregor spotting sea otters
My favorite part of your videos is that I can always pick them out by the way you do the eyes!
I’m trying so hard not to call the style iconic…
11:29 he’s got a point…
"Oh that's clean right there..."
The way Anakin wanted to switch sides again because of force healing was so funny 😭
"You know force healing is a thing why havent you been doing it on yourself?"
".... I dont know how"
Poor bastard hahaha