Obi-Wan Kenobi - Master of Trolling

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 3 года назад +3898

    Darth Maul: "Anything more to say?"
    Obi-wan, smirking: "I like your new legs, they make you look taller."
    Legendary.

    • @Fishing_With_Essex
      @Fishing_With_Essex 3 года назад +76

      Obi Wan: ur mom had more to say

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 года назад +71

      could you imagine if he said this to Vader

    • @obi-wankenobi720
      @obi-wankenobi720 3 года назад +36

      i mean- i like the high ground

    • @user-N20
      @user-N20 3 года назад +22

      @@obi-wankenobi720 it's an honor sir

    • @smolbean4326
      @smolbean4326 3 года назад +18

      @@obi-wankenobi720 General Kenobi

  • @luminozero
    @luminozero 4 года назад +12345

    Dooku: Without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful.
    Obi-Wan: Thank you for your sacrifice.

  • @Deathlygunn
    @Deathlygunn 3 года назад +16716

    It's kind if easier to understand why Anakin turned to the Darkside when he had 12 years of being relentlessly trolled by Kenobi.

    • @en4833
      @en4833 3 года назад +533

      I think you mean relentlessly. You don't need the "un"

    • @josephbowman4227
      @josephbowman4227 3 года назад +348

      lmao the trolling was too much for him

    • @cyanuredepotassium7811
      @cyanuredepotassium7811 3 года назад +118

      This is the most underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cyanuredepotassium7811
      @cyanuredepotassium7811 3 года назад +57

      This is the most underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mr.nobody896
      @mr.nobody896 3 года назад +160

      Even when he died...He trolling him disappeared after get slashed and become more powerful.

  • @xTK421x
    @xTK421x 2 года назад +1740

    No wonder Anakin survived the lava of Mustafar. He had years of built up resistance being roasted by Kenobi.

    • @Obi-Wan.Kenobi.
      @Obi-Wan.Kenobi. Год назад +38

      As anakin trained ahsoka for order 66

    • @backdraftxiii9640
      @backdraftxiii9640 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@Obi-Wan.Kenobi.Shots fired!!

    • @Obi-Wan.Kenobi.
      @Obi-Wan.Kenobi. 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@backdraftxiii9640 exactly! Like anakin😏

    • @backdraftxiii9640
      @backdraftxiii9640 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Obi-Wan.Kenobi. And majority of the Jedi Order.

    • @Vucero
      @Vucero 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@backdraftxiii9640 and Fives LMAO RIP my man doe

  • @jamesw5268
    @jamesw5268 4 года назад +3259

    during that edit of Kenobi and Vader's battle, Obi-Wan should have said: "I like your new legs, they make you look taller."

    • @lunarscorpio3987
      @lunarscorpio3987 4 года назад +47

      James W OML YESS

    • @БРАТ-р8к
      @БРАТ-р8к 4 года назад +17

      This needs more likes))

    • @LosKasparos
      @LosKasparos 4 года назад +35

      So fucking dark

    • @franz5512
      @franz5512 4 года назад +87

      Well that increases the height of stupidity

    • @archie3547
      @archie3547 4 года назад +9

      Yeh this is the same as a HISHE quite years ago, come on get original

  • @timkanejr.1866
    @timkanejr.1866 4 года назад +9661

    Me: I ain't paying for Disney +
    DISNEY: "clone wars final season trailer"
    Me: ahhh, the negotiator

    • @dietrich9392
      @dietrich9392 4 года назад +427

      We are pirates we don't even know what that means!

    • @gem9535
      @gem9535 4 года назад +31

      Yep! Yep! Yep!

    • @Daniele63
      @Daniele63 4 года назад +42

      Stealing is wrong boys

    • @theflock4916
      @theflock4916 4 года назад +58

      *ah yes, my destroyed wallet*

    • @emperor5090
      @emperor5090 4 года назад +30

      Disney : "clone wars final season trailer shows up"
      me : ok ok ok take the money for food

  • @arcticgalegamer8139
    @arcticgalegamer8139 4 года назад +6924

    Battle Droid: "A ship just exited Hyper Space!"
    Grievous: "Scan it."
    Battle Droid: "We're detecting unusually high levels of sass sir."
    Grievous: "KENOBI."

  • @darthjarjarjar
    @darthjarjarjar Год назад +1512

    The most heroic droid
    "General, BEHIND YOU"
    He literally saved Greivious.

    • @OMEGA_3541
      @OMEGA_3541 8 месяцев назад +82

      If that droid survived there's no way he didn't get a retirement to an exotic island, droid was an actual hero to the cis

    • @amazingnoo9935
      @amazingnoo9935 6 месяцев назад +28

      unfathomably based battle droid

    • @videoraves8413
      @videoraves8413 3 месяца назад +12

      That droid better have become the second-in-command behind Greivous AT THE VERY LEAST.

    • @LordPanzerXV
      @LordPanzerXV 2 месяца назад +12

      He literally made the clone wars last years longer

    • @facundopollacino7956
      @facundopollacino7956 Месяц назад +2

      Steve el Vehicon
      Gary el Stormtrooper
      Roger el Droide

  • @inlimbo2004
    @inlimbo2004 4 года назад +18858

    obi wan is in love with satine because she is mandalorian famous for their jet packs which is great for getting the high ground

  • @Yourlocalkidmovement
    @Yourlocalkidmovement 3 года назад +2782

    “You never do things my way”
    “We crashed the ship your way”
    This man... 💀

    • @ninjakiwi2326
      @ninjakiwi2326 3 года назад +134

      At least his sense of humour survived the crash

    • @MJHootHoot
      @MJHootHoot 3 года назад +42

      @@ninjakiwi2326 “so, how was my funeral?”

    • @ninjakiwi2326
      @ninjakiwi2326 3 года назад +34

      @@MJHootHoot "a better performance than you, your corpse gave"

    • @lecapitaine5937
      @lecapitaine5937 3 года назад +22

      @@MJHootHoot I like your new legs, they make you look taller

    • @greekfountain9303
      @greekfountain9303 3 года назад +7

      @@ninjakiwi2326 about the only thing

  • @victornjoku8250
    @victornjoku8250 3 года назад +10225

    "Anakin"
    "What?"
    "Control your insolence, the Count is concentrating"
    I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @drkiwiwiwi
      @drkiwiwiwi 2 года назад +445

      The most clowning scene in the clone wars

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 2 года назад +264

      @@drkiwiwiwi I wished Dooku was more friendly he used to like Obi Wan

    • @francescapatti2934
      @francescapatti2934 2 года назад +514

      The fact that Dooku and Obi Wan actually knew each other before he turned to the dark side is so funny to me.
      Dooku has tired grandpa energy for sure 😂

    • @anonymousman5573
      @anonymousman5573 2 года назад +16

      What was the comedy in that line? It had me confused

    • @victornjoku8250
      @victornjoku8250 2 года назад +138

      @@anonymousman5573 Sarcasm. the line was practically flooded with it.

  • @AranelEruvyreth
    @AranelEruvyreth 2 года назад +1351

    “I’m better at hiding it.”
    Probably one of the most truthful things Obi-Wan has ever said

  • @shaneh1872
    @shaneh1872 4 года назад +4544

    Grievous: "hello there"
    Obi-wan: uno reverse card

  • @imagingteam
    @imagingteam 5 лет назад +3444

    Anakin burning on Mustafar: Obi Wan help me I'm burning!
    Obi Wan: I've been roasting you since you were but a youngling.

  • @kgunitkeese17
    @kgunitkeese17 4 года назад +934

    Satine: “The sarcasm of a soldier!”
    Obi-Wan: “The delusion of a dreamer!”
    Anakin: “The smirk of a spectator!”

  • @helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217
    @helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217 Год назад +1049

    I love how obi-wan every time he sees ventress he immediately starts to check her out which is hilarious.

    • @matthewchristiansen9978
      @matthewchristiansen9978 9 месяцев назад +102

      Can't blame him.

    • @justADeni
      @justADeni 8 месяцев назад +163

      between Satine and Ventress he definitely had a type

    • @lukecodz
      @lukecodz 8 месяцев назад +140

      bro she literally threw her dress at him, hes got his reasons

    • @user-xz1wy4to4o
      @user-xz1wy4to4o 6 месяцев назад +69

      bro got that smirk like "hmmm yeah i could work with that 😏"

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 месяца назад +49

      He likes space goths, can't say I blame him

  • @michaelcowling9928
    @michaelcowling9928 4 года назад +8600

    "Master what's the height of stupidity?" "Oh I don't know...Anakin how tall are you?"

    • @weltall7283
      @weltall7283 4 года назад +925

      This is why Anakin turned

    • @midnightalot
      @midnightalot 4 года назад +140

      I have a question what episode does he say this in, I can't find it.

    • @michaelcowling9928
      @michaelcowling9928 4 года назад +256

      @@midnightalot I don't think he ever actually does but at some point somebody made it into a meme.

    • @michaelcowling9928
      @michaelcowling9928 4 года назад +157

      @@midnightalot the scene used in the meme is from S2 E17

    • @midnightalot
      @midnightalot 3 года назад +15

      @@michaelcowling9928 Thank you!

  • @thepresence5219
    @thepresence5219 3 года назад +11061

    Obi-wan: “Nice suit Vader... It must have cost you...”
    Darth vader: “🤨?”
    Obi-wan: “An arm and a leg.”

  • @30769s
    @30769s 4 года назад +8007

    "The sarcasm of a soldier"
    "The delusion of a dreamer"
    Anakin: Literally sipping wine

    • @Robtop-ml4sv
      @Robtop-ml4sv 4 года назад +568

      넥타Nectar Anakin: The smirk of a spectator

    • @backdraftxiii9640
      @backdraftxiii9640 4 года назад +291

      "The smirk of a spectator."

    • @theatergal3379
      @theatergal3379 4 года назад +159

      I miss Obi-Wan and Satine's banter!

    • @romanlegionhare2262
      @romanlegionhare2262 4 года назад +198

      Oh, Anakin was enjoying himself. Not to mention the "Aha, Obi-Wan has a girl as well" realization. They did Satene wrong by killing her off. Then again, since she and Kenobi could never get together anyway, they might as well remove her from the picture.

    • @fend-dres101afs8
      @fend-dres101afs8 4 года назад +111

      He's like "Yeah, I ship it."

  • @Zane65205
    @Zane65205 2 года назад +4137

    I just love that Obi-Wan dies doing what he loves:
    Trolling his padawan.

    • @draochvar9646
      @draochvar9646 2 года назад +690

      What makes it even more hilarious is that Vader didn't even get to kill Kenobi. He turned himself into a force-ghost before Vader could land the final blow. His very final action was to troll Anakin one last time.

    • @a.r.mproductions5616
      @a.r.mproductions5616 2 года назад +64

      Bahahaha that’s true

    • @eeveeofalltrades4780
      @eeveeofalltrades4780 Год назад +112

      @@draochvar9646 that explains why the robe was fine

    • @timothyskidmore1554
      @timothyskidmore1554 Год назад +49

      His ultimate troll was having the high ground

    • @matheusexpedito4577
      @matheusexpedito4577 Год назад +12

      ​@@draochvar9646 *trolling kenobi*

  • @thepresence5219
    @thepresence5219 3 года назад +5597

    Obi-wan: “Your father's Lightsaber. He wanted you to have it when you were old enough.”
    Burning Anakin: “I HATE YOU... GIVE MY SON MY LIGHTSABER WHEN HE'S OLD ENOUGH!”

    • @Cabeludo-ll5el
      @Cabeludo-ll5el 3 года назад +106

      Yeah so true

    • @kylekimmel9461
      @kylekimmel9461 3 года назад +246

      Well Obi-wan did say "So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view."

    • @udaysaketh9434
      @udaysaketh9434 3 года назад +281

      Here your father's lightsaber the youngling slayer 9000

    • @tetrahydrocannabinol252
      @tetrahydrocannabinol252 3 года назад +15

      @Robert Lee Ur comment has 66 likes xD

    • @yeaman1
      @yeaman1 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

  • @chknnuggies
    @chknnuggies 4 года назад +4082

    “Anything more to say?”
    “I like your new legs.”
    Bruh

  • @bubbawyatt5735
    @bubbawyatt5735 4 года назад +4177

    The funny thing about Vader “killing” Obi-Wan is that before Vader could kill him obi wan made himself a force ghost to prevent Vader from getting the satisfaction of killing the man he hated the most.

  • @Abyss8564
    @Abyss8564 2 года назад +1787

    6:55 I love how he just accepts it like "ohh..." as the realization of his predicament sets in

  • @mothwizard3095
    @mothwizard3095 4 года назад +18174

    Maul: literally torturing Obi Wan
    Obi Wan: I liKe yOuR neW lEgs, thEy mAKE You LooK tALLeR

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 4 года назад +2846

      He can't break me, not when he's only half the man he used to be.

    • @AurelionSass
      @AurelionSass 4 года назад +858

      @@Obi-Wan_Kenobi Why of course, when you have the high ground by simply standin next to him.

    • @generalgrievousgaming416
      @generalgrievousgaming416 4 года назад +504

      @@Obi-Wan_Kenobi he is still flying half a ship.

    • @SBeAsTP
      @SBeAsTP 4 года назад +83

      @@Obi-Wan_Kenobi hello there

    • @yamisean3298
      @yamisean3298 4 года назад +219

      I sHoUlD hAvE aImEd FoR yOuR nEcK iNsTeAd

  • @browncow5210
    @browncow5210 4 года назад +19922

    This man died doing what he loved: trolling his padawan.
    Edit: 18k likes? Wow, I'm glad I got a laugh out of so many people.

    • @ridgefrost
      @ridgefrost 4 года назад +685

      Read this and a second later the scene appeared

    • @trrebi981
      @trrebi981 4 года назад +745

      To quote the man himself, to Anakin: "I hope you at least told Padme I said, 'Hello.'"

    • @ragael1024
      @ragael1024 4 года назад +875

      Nah, bro. He kept trolling Vader even after he died, as a Force ghost. Bwahahaha

    • @Twisthiphop
      @Twisthiphop 4 года назад +226

      @@ragael1024 in the comics yeah😂

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 4 года назад +49

      Amazing comment

  • @themrhoggy9639
    @themrhoggy9639 4 года назад +2177

    *Anakin walks in room*
    Younglings: Master of getting caught Skywalker...
    Anakin: *slaughters them*

    • @racelkatyusha403
      @racelkatyusha403 4 года назад +6

      i dont get it im a boomer im starting to be a gamer still boomer

    • @brunopmcosta
      @brunopmcosta 4 года назад +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @vincentscott3686
      @vincentscott3686 4 года назад +3

      ettenme barrientos in episode 3 of star wars (revenge of the sith) anakin skywalker, turnt to the dark side and killed al the Younglings of the jedi

    • @BeanieBoyBobYT
      @BeanieBoyBobYT 4 года назад +3

      Take a seat.

    • @racelkatyusha403
      @racelkatyusha403 4 года назад +1

      @@vincentscott3686 ohhh i get ir

  • @demonwolf1722
    @demonwolf1722 2 года назад +678

    I love that when obi wan was stalling he was actually asking questions that he would have to ask if he legit surrendered.

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii Год назад

      False surrender is a war crime lol.
      It’s bad for both sides if someone does it cause then the enemy will never offer the option of surrender and will simply destroy all your men in the future
      Since then they can’t trust you if you say you want to surrender. Doing this is a good way to get a lot of your own men unnecessarily “ended” in the future.

    • @demonwolf1722
      @demonwolf1722 Год назад +12

      @@pIayingwithmahwii only a war crime if the is witnesses

    • @jacksonhassebrock8933
      @jacksonhassebrock8933 Год назад +43

      Technically general lotham broke the truce before obi wan did therefore obi wan didn't commit a war crime

  • @iaxacs3801
    @iaxacs3801 5 лет назад +16800

    So you're telling me canonically the "Hello There" was Obi Wan stealing it from Grievous. Beautiful.

    • @subaesubae
      @subaesubae 5 лет назад +273

      You have 1k likes. Yet you have 2 comments?

    • @iaxacs3801
      @iaxacs3801 5 лет назад +228

      @@subaesubae Guess it's because there's no more to add to it. And geez how'd this get 1K likes and youtube not let me know.

    • @Jon-lq8se
      @Jon-lq8se 5 лет назад +257

      Yes you fool, do you really think Obi-Wan Kenobi Could come up with such a thing like that

    • @subaesubae
      @subaesubae 5 лет назад +81

      General Grievous what are you doing here? I thought you were dead...

    • @Jon-lq8se
      @Jon-lq8se 5 лет назад +65

      @@subaesubae I've Come back...My Hatred Fueling My Survival to live

  • @206Zelda
    @206Zelda 4 года назад +6256

    Satine: "The sarcasm of a soldier!"
    Obiwan: "The delusion of a dreamer!"
    Anakin: "The bliss of a bystander."

  • @CanterlotCrusader
    @CanterlotCrusader 4 года назад +9492

    Darth Vader: "I suffered these 3rd degree burns from my master, Obi-Wan."
    Luke: "When you guys fought on Mustafar and the lava burned you?"
    Darth Vader: "No..."

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 4 года назад +918

      To be fair, Obi-Wan's trolling prowess makes the heat of Mustafar seem like a warm spring day by comparison.

    • @mightybellarts
      @mightybellarts 4 года назад +85

      Ultra Instinct Goku Black Facts

    • @androsforever500
      @androsforever500 4 года назад +178

      @@Webshooters1 He even pulled the 'ol disappearing Jedi trick on him at the end

    • @GalenMarekOfficial
      @GalenMarekOfficial 4 года назад +26

      Lol great comment ^^

    • @elitemaxtheman2217
      @elitemaxtheman2217 4 года назад +52

      Darth Vader:it was just his trolling that got me here
      (Background obi-wan having the trolling while trolling music plays)

  • @brocksmith9055
    @brocksmith9055 2 года назад +379

    8:45 shoutout to the droid that single handedly continued the clone wars by shouting "General, Behind you"

    • @Door227
      @Door227 Год назад +26

      That droid should get a promotion

    • @ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278
      @ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@Door227 pretty sure they got sliced

    • @Door227
      @Door227 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278 damn

    • @ChaoticWildmill
      @ChaoticWildmill 6 месяцев назад +6

      Shall we remember their valiant sacrifice

    • @usbcgaming776
      @usbcgaming776 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Door227posthumous promotion perhaps?

  • @DaDualityofMan
    @DaDualityofMan 5 лет назад +43490

    I love how Obi Wan went from figuratively roasting Anakin to literally roasting him.

  • @bjornkoivisto8355
    @bjornkoivisto8355 3 года назад +10305

    Obi-Wan is that one guy that mastered everything in the game and now he is just having fun trolling noobs

  • @SolracNexus
    @SolracNexus 4 года назад +2028

    Maul: "You lack the strength to defeat me"
    Obi-Wan: "Maybe. But what I don't lack is the lower half of my body"

  • @arktya
    @arktya 2 года назад +551

    5:27 I always loved the way Anakin says "what!?" in this scene, like he knew whatever Obi-Wan was asking him wasn't serious, but he was trying his best to act the part anyways. I also just now noticed the smirk he makes afterwards which makes it all the more funnier.

  • @adams.2407
    @adams.2407 3 года назад +8491

    Satine: The sarcasm of a soldier
    Obi-Wan: The delusion of a dreamer
    Anakin’s mind: *the smugness of a spectator*

  • @paxry
    @paxry 4 года назад +4557

    When anakin said "if that virus escaped we all be dead" I felt that

  • @sovetnik903
    @sovetnik903 5 лет назад +4273

    Obi-wan: *Exists*
    Literally everyone in the universe: *Why you bullying me?*

    • @GoldieMethrans
      @GoldieMethrans 5 лет назад +128

      Imagine the Force saying the same as well once he becomes a Force Ghost. 😂😂😂

    • @Tero0001
      @Tero0001 4 года назад +14

      Yes

    • @JoeMama-zt5ij
      @JoeMama-zt5ij 4 года назад +4

      It’s why you bully me

    • @agentowens4344
      @agentowens4344 4 года назад +4

      Lol I laughed so hard

    • @totalwar1793
      @totalwar1793 4 года назад +4

      @@GoldieMethrans No wonder he got kicked out of being one with the force in legends...

  • @bennewbury2572
    @bennewbury2572 2 года назад +1225

    11:22 always makes me laugh
    “By situation he means BIG EXPLOSION!”

    • @jongininikim5219
      @jongininikim5219 2 года назад +108

      i absolutely LOVE anakin's delivery of that line

    • @kirongauff4934
      @kirongauff4934 Год назад +25

      ​@@jongininikim5219 it shows us a lot of his personality.

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 5 месяцев назад +10

      ​@jongininikim5219 then the grin Yoda gives almost as if knew what would happen

  • @deruma7524
    @deruma7524 4 года назад +3166

    The other masters and padawans “get behind me padawan I will handle this ”
    Obi wan and anakin “haha pranked you bro just run from the monster without your lightsaber ”

    • @senatorluxbonteri6065
      @senatorluxbonteri6065 4 года назад +330

      “SHe SEemS tO lIKe yOu”
      -Obi Wan while his apprentice is about to get murdered by a giant monster

    • @hgud8321
      @hgud8321 4 года назад +1

      without*

    • @generalgrievous4989
      @generalgrievous4989 3 года назад +12

      You traitor
      You let Me die

    • @Aa_Rage
      @Aa_Rage 3 года назад +11

      @@generalgrievous4989 cuz you suck count doku and palatine hate you

    • @generalgrievous4989
      @generalgrievous4989 3 года назад +6

      @@Aa_Rage you fool

  • @SanctumADD
    @SanctumADD 4 года назад +6123

    "Anakin."
    "What?"
    "Control your insolence. The Count is concentrating."
    The sarcasm gets me everytime

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 4 года назад +213

      Fun fact, if you replace Kenobi with Iroh and Anakin with Zuko, it is perfectly accurate

    • @wizardoman5882
      @wizardoman5882 4 года назад +43

      @@thewingedporpoise fun fact: no one cares

    • @hououinkyouma3864
      @hououinkyouma3864 4 года назад +34

      @@thewingedporpoise
      Yeah except the fact where it's the complete opposite.

    • @Nathan-kk6lb
      @Nathan-kk6lb 4 года назад +96

      Anakin’s angry expression turning into a smirk when he realizes Dooku’s driving Obi-Wan nuts too is fantastic.

    • @blockyez7374
      @blockyez7374 4 года назад +9

      Fun fact: Aaaaaaaaaa

  • @Gmk4667
    @Gmk4667 3 года назад +3169

    “At least you’re a master... at getting caught.” Obi-wan Kenobi, part-time Jedi master, full-time savage.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 3 года назад +50

      Obi-Wan literally just under twenty years later: Only a Master of Evil, Darth.

    • @Gmk4667
      @Gmk4667 3 года назад +18

      Actually, the line is; “only a master of evil, darth”

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 3 года назад +8

      @@Gmk4667 oh. Sorry. I'll edit it.

    • @Gmk4667
      @Gmk4667 3 года назад +6

      It’s alright

    • @DeuceBooty
      @DeuceBooty 2 года назад +3

      I'd like to upvote but it's at 666 which seems especially savage

  • @destroyer3266
    @destroyer3266 2 года назад +340

    Anakin: "It's a pity, I was just sensing a connection"
    Obi-Wan: "Should I leave you two alone?"

  • @NoBody-qs7op
    @NoBody-qs7op 3 года назад +11556

    Honestly during “negotiations” with the first guy he asked some really good questions. “Do you have enough supplies to feed my men” is a valid question when your enemy is a droid army.

    • @jackniessen
      @jackniessen 3 года назад +1301

      I never understood why the sep general didn’t answer that, it’s a 100% legitimate question that he realistically needs an answer to in regards to surrendering

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak 3 года назад +520

      @@jackniessen as he said, Obi-Wan was stalling. And besides, I doubt he honestly cared all that much

    • @roke3526
      @roke3526 2 года назад +48

      Good point

    • @NoBody-qs7op
      @NoBody-qs7op 2 года назад +602

      @@LevonBlueoak obi-wan may well have been stalling but these are all things you gotta deal with when someone surrenders. Just because you don’t care doesn’t mean it doesn’t have to be done.

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 2 года назад +75

      @@jackniessen I forgot Obi Wan doesn’t fake surrender it’s Anakin

  • @TheHolder5
    @TheHolder5 4 года назад +3349

    90% of Anakin’s lines in this: “Hey wait a minute...”

    • @curtsanchez9897
      @curtsanchez9897 3 года назад +87

      Anakin is the kazoo kid confirmed

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 3 года назад +18

      @@curtsanchez9897 oh no... DONT SPEAK HIS NA- *DO DO DO, DODODODODO, DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @MacBunny6978
      @MacBunny6978 3 года назад +14

      He even looks like the kazoo kid
      (When he was younger)

    • @imbadatvideogames9770
      @imbadatvideogames9770 3 года назад +10

      The other 20% is: "Very funny..."

    • @kamalidphrepaulezz7413
      @kamalidphrepaulezz7413 3 года назад +2

      @@imbadatvideogames9770 Math does not add up.
      90% + 20% = 110%
      So a whole (or 100%) and little over.

  • @nathuggett6719
    @nathuggett6719 4 года назад +2833

    Ten minute mark: when obi and satine are arguing, anakin just has a martini glass, looking at him like "I'm not the only one who argues with my wife"

    • @djarchangel6695
      @djarchangel6695 4 года назад +330

      Anakin was enjoying watching that way too much. Probably felt good to watch someone match Obi-Wan in snark capability.

    • @victorfigueroa6716
      @victorfigueroa6716 4 года назад +64

      9:44

    • @slurp3194
      @slurp3194 4 года назад +34

      Mike Reddy don’t flatter yourself he did it on purpose he enjoys getting roasted by her

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 3 года назад +12

      @@slurp3194 snark wars were probably their favorite pastime

  • @matiserafini
    @matiserafini 2 года назад +175

    -Anakin! -What!? -Control your insolence! The Count is concentrating...
    Best dialogue in Clone Wars

  • @dumukiengi9394
    @dumukiengi9394 3 года назад +7052

    Kenobi: Teach her everything I taught you and she'll turn out fine, Anakin.
    (Anakin falls to the dark side)
    (Ahsoka leaves the order)
    Kenobi: stonks

    • @mubassirzaman7202
      @mubassirzaman7202 3 года назад +429

      In all honesty, she did manage to learn enough to still be alive.

    • @danielramon9917
      @danielramon9917 3 года назад +4

      m.ruclips.net/video/wa7V5FMoPOU/видео.html

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 3 года назад +311

      @@mubassirzaman7202 hell, she outlived both anakin and obiwan

    • @upisntdownsilly
      @upisntdownsilly 3 года назад +92

      @@jakealter5504 well ofcourse she was younger....

    • @CSharpMajor
      @CSharpMajor 3 года назад +137

      I dont blame Ahsoka. Grey Jedi for the win

  • @ChipTheFunni
    @ChipTheFunni 4 года назад +13766

    Obi wan: * gives tea to a general *
    General: * chugs the entire thing *
    Obi wan: * *sips it like a true British man* *

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 4 года назад +1255

      Obi Wan: *so uncivilized...*

    • @theodd1soutfan127
      @theodd1soutfan127 4 года назад +628

      Scotland vs England in a nutshell

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 4 года назад +369

      So civilized!

    • @theodd1soutfan127
      @theodd1soutfan127 4 года назад +137

      Obi-Wan Kenobi hello there!

    • @lydiagear3788
      @lydiagear3788 4 года назад +225

      @@theodd1soutfan127 funny thing...obi wan is played by Ewan McGregor... A Scot

  • @radioheadfan56
    @radioheadfan56 5 лет назад +7116

    C O N T R O L Y O U R I N S O L E N C E, T H E C O U N T I S C O N C E N T R A T I N G

    • @Apollo_1641
      @Apollo_1641 5 лет назад +280

      Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this

    • @flayzuh6291
      @flayzuh6291 5 лет назад +57

      Spider Woman
      Dooku fit the entire foot in his mount

    • @TheMadZocker
      @TheMadZocker 5 лет назад +28

      @@flayzuh6291 ...Mount Dooku?

    • @xELITExKILLAx
      @xELITExKILLAx 5 лет назад +67

      Man I love that quote. Easily one of my favorite quotes from The Clone Wars

    • @erichanson3369
      @erichanson3369 5 лет назад +10

      @@xELITExKILLAx Actually, that has got to be my single favorite line from every Clone Wars season.

  •  Год назад +119

    Anakin and Obi Wan was the duo we needed back in the days. They were hilarious

  • @Archimonde259
    @Archimonde259 5 лет назад +7601

    Everyone knows that upon dying, Obi-Wan used his connection to the Force to become a Force Ghost. But it is less well known that, during his lifetime, Obi-Wan mastered a more obscure, but equally potent ability: *Force Roast*

    • @KBomb86
      @KBomb86 5 лет назад +206

      I laughed just a bit too hard at this.

    • @the_lordofthedings
      @the_lordofthedings 5 лет назад +81

      Underrated comment xD

    • @victorylion610
      @victorylion610 5 лет назад +131

      I was actually drinking milk
      now I'm exhaling milk
      thank you

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 5 лет назад +29

      @@victorylion610 your welcome.

    • @juanlopez-cv8uf
      @juanlopez-cv8uf 5 лет назад +15

      Ok so when obi wan "died" it was because he couldn't help Luke anymore, like how yoda "died" when Luke's training was complete, and actually obi wan didn't technicaly die he just disappeared like how Luke did in star wars the last jedi. Soooo what I'm trying to say is, obi wan didn't Technicaly die.

  • @drxshock6957
    @drxshock6957 4 года назад +2966

    "I should've aimed for your neck instead."
    I see Obi Wan is experiencing Thor Syndrome

  • @hiro_cuhh5672
    @hiro_cuhh5672 3 года назад +5816

    Obi wan is like that one uncle who makes really bad jokes and he knows that the jokes are bad but he just keeps telling jokes cause he doesn’t give a shit

    • @GeneralGrievous-tn2hi
      @GeneralGrievous-tn2hi 3 года назад +153

      I know you got that from Cosmonaut, he said literally the exact same thing

    • @hiro_cuhh5672
      @hiro_cuhh5672 3 года назад +86

      @@GeneralGrievous-tn2hi lmao yeah I got it from uncle cosmonaut 😂😆

    • @thewarlord6529
      @thewarlord6529 3 года назад +134

      what do you mean his jokes are great

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 3 года назад +44

      I think I'm shaping up to be that uncle.
      Fortunately, my niece is too young (1.5 years) to understand that my jokes are shit.

    • @Just_Ernest
      @Just_Ernest 3 года назад +10

      that's oddly specific

  • @misterninetyseven2898
    @misterninetyseven2898 2 года назад +157

    "Now I am the master."
    "Only the master at getting caught."
    "Very funny."

    • @Blunderman-rl1hc
      @Blunderman-rl1hc Год назад +6

      They should have also included another bit from Episode IV. After Han calls him a fool, Obi Wan says, "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?" Even after all those years, he is still the master of trolling.

  • @humblebird
    @humblebird 4 года назад +739

    I feel like having this sarcastic troll as a master really accelerated Anakin's path to the darkside.

    • @discountplaguedoctor88
      @discountplaguedoctor88 4 года назад +41

      Yeah, I wonder how things would've gone if MACE WINDU was Anakin's master.

    • @mosesramirez6330
      @mosesramirez6330 4 года назад +54

      Nah, if anything that brotherly/fatherly love delayed his turn. It was Palpatine's (ahem) insidious mentorship over the years--appealing to his ego and planting rebellious ideas in his head--that did that.

    • @P4nd1e
      @P4nd1e 4 года назад +1

      Looooooooool

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 4 года назад +3

      he killed those children because he got roasted

    • @CelloLinuxFellow
      @CelloLinuxFellow 4 года назад +2

      @@KicksPregnantWomen I thought it was the other way around.

  • @jamesesterline
    @jamesesterline 4 года назад +877

    Dooku: Without ugliness there can be no beauty.
    Obi-Wan: Thank you for your sacrifice.
    *FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT!*

    • @einflinkeswiesel2695
      @einflinkeswiesel2695 4 года назад +35

      There is no medicine that could recover that burn😂

    • @harchosmia
      @harchosmia 4 года назад +10

      He's gonna need to be shoved into the depths of Ilum to recover from that.

    • @jeanneramirez9692
      @jeanneramirez9692 4 года назад +3

      Apply cold water to the burned area

    • @andresf.f669
      @andresf.f669 4 года назад +1

      No more likes on this comment. The numbers are perfect.

    • @Drachenhannes
      @Drachenhannes 4 года назад +3

      That's a lot of damage!

  • @ninodhont4635
    @ninodhont4635 4 года назад +4974

    Any big general: exists
    Obi wan: *surrender time*

    • @DooTSweeT
      @DooTSweeT 4 года назад +204

      I thought he was english, not french

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 4 года назад +114

      By Geneva Convention, Obi Wan is a war criminal for doing that

    • @g2.a6
      @g2.a6 4 года назад +63

      @xiax i think it's a war crime to fake surrender but i might be wrong

    • @ninaa4192
      @ninaa4192 4 года назад +44

      @@g2.a6 nah ur right it is a war crime Kenobi be tried in the Hague for trying that shit on earth lol

    • @33link333
      @33link333 4 года назад +28

      @@ninaa4192 Good thing it's "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" then.

  • @viwox123
    @viwox123 2 года назад +192

    [7:45]
    O: “It’s a sort of kind control or hive mind, she thinks she can posses us”
    A: “Great. Find out everything you know yet?”
    O: “No wait. I want to see and know how it works”
    A: “I don’t think Luminar wants to see how it works”
    L: “No I don’t.”
    O: “I’m curious. The more we know the better”
    *weird disgusting noises*
    L: “I disagree”
    A: “So do i”
    O: “come now. the nose or the ear which do you think it will enter?”
    A: *sighs* “i think the nose”
    *i think thought the mouth but yes. this had me dying*

    • @bentash727
      @bentash727 Год назад +1

      Yeah I thought the mouth

    • @nytestar4035
      @nytestar4035 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​I thought the nose XD

  • @Pundae
    @Pundae 4 года назад +1358

    If he actually said that in the last scene I'd have a stroke. Imagine Vader going berserk over that one last roast lmao

    • @thatthinginaplace5709
      @thatthinginaplace5709 4 года назад +27

      O H M Y G O D

    • @DemonPrincessNyri
      @DemonPrincessNyri 4 года назад +8

      What roast

    • @WindLegume
      @WindLegume 4 года назад +84

      And then fading away into the force before Vader can actually kill him

    • @ScoutConvoy
      @ScoutConvoy 4 года назад +49

      I'm sure Anakin's been roasted enough.
      **ahem** Mustafar **ahem** High Ground

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 4 года назад

      @@DemonPrincessNyri the edit at the last part of the episode

  • @familjencrone6070
    @familjencrone6070 4 года назад +8563

    Obi wans final Troll: He left the server right before Vader struck to kill him.

    • @hgud8321
      @hgud8321 4 года назад +30

      not rlly

    • @DarthVader-bd6dz
      @DarthVader-bd6dz 3 года назад +419

      Why hasn’t he been banned yet

    • @chadzahirshah2588
      @chadzahirshah2588 3 года назад +519

      @@DarthVader-bd6dz Obi Wan IS the admin

    • @DarthVader-bd6dz
      @DarthVader-bd6dz 3 года назад +77

      @Unoriginal User really and I thought he was one of the good guys 🙄

    • @FakestLoogi
      @FakestLoogi 3 года назад +61

      @@DarthVader-bd6dz I just noticed your username lmaooo

  • @snow.flower
    @snow.flower 4 года назад +17347

    they scored gold with obi-wan's voice actor.

  • @dstonthedot4885
    @dstonthedot4885 Год назад +167

    A moment of respect for that one droid who saved general grievous life.

  • @sunsetsky9885
    @sunsetsky9885 2 года назад +6146

    I love how Maul is trying his hardest to make Obi Wan fear death and Obi wan straight up calls him short lmao

    • @angeramirez25
      @angeramirez25 2 года назад +45

      Hahaha

    • @BoredSai95
      @BoredSai95 2 года назад +203

      The new legs actually do make him look taller tho

    • @Minillus
      @Minillus 2 года назад +198

      I mean, he isn't wrong...
      From a certain point of view

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 2 года назад +112

      @@Minillus That point of view being from the high ground

    • @commanderb7291
      @commanderb7291 Год назад

      Trying to make Obi Wan fear death is like getting Biden to be a good President, it just ain't gonna happen

  • @WxB2001
    @WxB2001 5 лет назад +3395

    Droid: "Errr sir, I'm detecting a high level of sass from a cruiser about to come out of hyperspace".
    *Grevious turns around*
    Grevious: "Kenobi".

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 4 года назад +130

      Hello there intensifies

    • @brokkoliomg6103
      @brokkoliomg6103 4 года назад +15

      Sry I'm not an English native speaker but what does sass mean? That something is very obvious?

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 4 года назад +29

      @@brokkoliomg6103 It means pretty much the same as giving sarcasm, or back-talking.

    • @brokkoliomg6103
      @brokkoliomg6103 4 года назад +10

      @@firstconsul7286 okay I don't know how the ships scanners and the Droid would detect that but thanks a lot xDD

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 4 года назад +27

      @@brokkoliomg6103 That's the joke.

  • @xavierdestremau5732
    @xavierdestremau5732 4 года назад +3639

    The sexual tension between obi wan and literally every other character in the star wars universe can be cut with a lightsaber

    • @ajdominguez1002
      @ajdominguez1002 4 года назад +211

      That's not saying much. Very few materials in the galaxy can survive a lightsaber.

    • @TheOne-ow2cv
      @TheOne-ow2cv 3 года назад +167

      No the sexual tension between obi wan and every other character can’t be cut by a lightsaber

    • @mr.osmosis5713
      @mr.osmosis5713 3 года назад +39

      How old is Ashoka again?

    • @edwardnygma9040
      @edwardnygma9040 3 года назад +97

      @@mr.osmosis5713 older than Anakin in episode 1

    • @DragonTheButcher
      @DragonTheButcher 3 года назад +33

      @@edwardnygma9040 bruh 💀

  • @gembem9430
    @gembem9430 2 года назад +196

    8:42 that droid saved grievous from death I salute him

    • @lukecodz
      @lukecodz 8 месяцев назад +2

      its crazy that such a small thing couldve led to a completely different ending, like if obi wan wasnt pre occupied with grevious in rots who knows what wouldve happened

    • @Iason29
      @Iason29 10 дней назад +1

      After years of droids getting sliced by Jedi they have begun to pay attention

  • @greencreekranch
    @greencreekranch 3 года назад +6796

    *Ventress taking her clothes off every time she sees Obi-Wan
    Everybody: it's only natural.

  • @sadfish8841
    @sadfish8841 6 лет назад +3980

    Anakin: "How can I become a master if I'm always getting caught?"
    Obi-Wan: "At least you're a master... of getting caught"
    It was at that moment Anakin decided to kill Obi-Wan

  • @romulus5976
    @romulus5976 3 года назад +2063

    Anakin.
    *What!?*
    Control your insolence. *ThE cOuNt Is CoNcEnTrAtInG.*

  • @BigBoy-zl4wg
    @BigBoy-zl4wg 2 года назад +164

    9:28 is my favorite.
    Obi-Wan: We will have to stand and fight, or in your case just stand😂😂😂

  • @Mia-cl7rd
    @Mia-cl7rd 3 года назад +7554

    Obiwan literally faking his death
    Obiwan: “HoW wAs My FuNeRaL?!?’”

    • @adyhottie
      @adyhottie 3 года назад +240

      Joseph Joestar and Obi Wan would get along well lol

    • @jackinthebox8981
      @jackinthebox8981 3 года назад +119

      @@adyhottie corporate needs you to identify the difference between these images

    • @SonOfAFridge_
      @SonOfAFridge_ 3 года назад +75

      @@jackinthebox8981 there the same images

    • @petscopkid
      @petscopkid 3 года назад +16

      @@adyhottie so accurate

    • @shining2653
      @shining2653 3 года назад +7

      @@adyhottie indeed They will.

  • @depresespres4214
    @depresespres4214 6 лет назад +5212

    “What is the height of stupidity?”
    “How tall are you, Anakin?”
    *Destruction 100*

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 лет назад +87

      Speechcraft 9001, more like.

    • @darthsauron8052
      @darthsauron8052 5 лет назад +8

      Daedalus 000 so true

    • @tamevalleyphoto
      @tamevalleyphoto 5 лет назад +72

      That should be on murder by words

    • @elnicko4189
      @elnicko4189 4 года назад +20

      Timestamp?

    • @rq3246
      @rq3246 4 года назад +7

      David Romine it explains why he wanted to be taller when he got new legs

  • @BungieStudios
    @BungieStudios 4 года назад +744

    _"When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the Master."_
    _"Only a Master of getting caught, Darth."_

    • @bishopadhemaroflepuy8377
      @bishopadhemaroflepuy8377 4 года назад +45

      If that was in the actual movie that would've stripped so much tension and made the movie 100/14

    • @masonr.powers7196
      @masonr.powers7196 4 года назад +6

      Very funny

    • @jakerider2641
      @jakerider2641 4 года назад +4

      That burns deeply than mustafar lava

    • @gazebo9730
      @gazebo9730 4 года назад +1

      Only the maste-AT GETTING CAUGHT

    • @kirongauff4934
      @kirongauff4934 4 года назад +1

      @@gazebo9730 he's also a master of whining.

  • @etazeta674
    @etazeta674 2 года назад +185

    13:13 to 13:25 anyone else notice the clones armor switched from corascant guard to vanilla trooper in between shots

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Год назад +7

      Well you know what they say pobodys nerfect

    • @thomaslemos2240
      @thomaslemos2240 Год назад +9

      Must’ve been a source placement issue, like they had the design of the shock trooper rendered but forgot to replace the shiny in the final stages of editing. Happened a lot in LEGO Ninjago with voices from wrong characters and models from previous seasons

    • @QUBIQUBED
      @QUBIQUBED Год назад +1

      @@thomaslemos2240lmao Jay’s Cole “impressions” always made me laugh

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd Год назад

      oh yea wtf lol

    • @crittomato7043
      @crittomato7043 2 месяца назад

      His Corusant skin rent expired

  • @camdenlease7504
    @camdenlease7504 4 года назад +5919

    All clone wars obi wan memes in only 14 minutes?!
    “Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete”. Dang, thanks for 5000 likes guys.

    • @mrzhou8002
      @mrzhou8002 4 года назад +52

      Underrated comment lol

    • @CornontheCr4p
      @CornontheCr4p 4 года назад +83

      If a meme is not in the Jedi archives then it does not exist😂😂

    • @enyabthegreat9993
      @enyabthegreat9993 4 года назад +12

      Seems like the guy to ask Vader "How's the wife?"

    • @ThatGuywhoisthere
      @ThatGuywhoisthere 4 года назад +4

      Attack of the clones. Very clever

    • @baxxa
      @baxxa 4 года назад +1

      @@enyabthegreat9993 very funny...

  • @plasmatic3223
    @plasmatic3223 4 года назад +2513

    “Something smelled wrong about you from the start.”
    *doesn’t have a nose*

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 5 лет назад +3670

    Obi wan's trolling pushed Anakin to the dark side

    • @f.c.laukhard3623
      @f.c.laukhard3623 5 лет назад +567

      Luke wasn't turning Vader back to the Light. Anakin simply learnt form the best and took decades to super-troll Palpatine.

    • @-_9572
      @-_9572 4 года назад +25

      @@f.c.laukhard3623 lol

    • @sarptungaylmaz2223
      @sarptungaylmaz2223 4 года назад +46

      F.C. Laukhard It’s just a prank bro!

    • @samsungmicrowavestudiostm4569
      @samsungmicrowavestudiostm4569 4 года назад +13

      Probably he made too many bad puns

    • @soundbox7680
      @soundbox7680 4 года назад +3

      U right

  • @evanrogers1825
    @evanrogers1825 2 года назад +284

    It’s amazing how far the animators have come with this style of animation. In the beginning, it’s “good” but quite stiff with a fairly washed out and bland color palette. - By the end of the show, the movements are fluid, the colors vibrant, the environments unique, and the skill of the animators on full display.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Год назад +21

      Even more impressive when you learn Lucas film created the tech in the first place and later sold it to Steve jobs to create Pixar

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 5 лет назад +4787

    Ventress: The pleasures all mine, my dear Obi-Wan. I've missed you. [Disrobes]
    Obi-Wan: *Strokes beard* [ Hello
    There intensifies]

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      @rlharveson 5 лет назад +75

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    • @wellhello5098
      @wellhello5098 5 лет назад +52

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    • @samgates8242
      @samgates8242 5 лет назад +49

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      *H E L L O T H E R E*

    • @lune-3214
      @lune-3214 5 лет назад +49

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  • @thatchannel4080
    @thatchannel4080 3 года назад +3801

    Luminara: *is literally getting tortured*
    Obi-Wan: “Come now, which do you think it’ll enter, the nose or the ear?”

    • @kate6902
      @kate6902 3 года назад +477

      Anakin: **sighs**
      “I think the nose.”

    • @Richard-jj9bj
      @Richard-jj9bj 3 года назад +378

      Video about trolling begins: Obi wan immediately commits a war crime by performing a false surrender. Kenobi don't give a fuck

    • @marcelsmiley858
      @marcelsmiley858 3 года назад +39

      He wanted to say rear but he slipped his tongue

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 3 года назад +27

      I wouldn’t call that torture exactly. Though I can’t deny it would be unpleasant.

    • @marielawrence468
      @marielawrence468 3 года назад +3

      LOL

  • @opjuvazzy9533
    @opjuvazzy9533 4 года назад +2320

    He isn’t staring at Ventress, he’s just assessing her weaknesses.

  • @ayyylmao101
    @ayyylmao101 Год назад +33

    "She's on the Dark side, but she could make me see the Light"
    - Obi-Wan, probably, every time he checks out Ventress

  • @fancystreams3434
    @fancystreams3434 4 года назад +2115

    Grievous: "Hello there."
    Obi-Wan: "General Grievous..."

    • @joyboy1734
      @joyboy1734 4 года назад +95

      You are a bold one

    • @azcatriz
      @azcatriz 4 года назад +13

      Jotaro Kujo NOOOOOO

    • @joyboy1734
      @joyboy1734 4 года назад +17

      Axception yare yare daze

    • @ShotzInTheLight
      @ShotzInTheLight 4 года назад +14

      @@joyboy1734 Wait a second

    • @joyboy1734
      @joyboy1734 4 года назад +21

      Jotaro Kujo *insert spider man pointing meme*

  • @Unovakid24
    @Unovakid24 3 года назад +5299

    "The sarcasm of a soldier"
    "The delusion of a dreamer"
    Anakin: Yep, they're in love

    • @redoctober3777
      @redoctober3777 3 года назад +51

      Have a beer

    • @blueripper1558
      @blueripper1558 2 года назад +84

      Nah nah, he's in love his beard, look at the way he strokes it

    • @lordazn
      @lordazn 2 года назад +61

      "Mom, Dad, plz stap fighting"

    • @Bennahr_Fett
      @Bennahr_Fett 2 года назад +3

      @@redoctober3777 Hell, Get a ROOM!

    • @Minillus
      @Minillus 2 года назад +16

      And she was a good friend

  • @dax2250
    @dax2250 4 года назад +2985

    Ventrus: *takes off cloak*
    Obi-Wan: *hElLo ThErE*

    • @reeko2352
      @reeko2352 4 года назад +24

      Dax ventress 😂😂

    • @calebmarsh1778
      @calebmarsh1778 4 года назад +161

      Even when I was a kid I could feel the sexual tension screaming at me.

    • @actuallyelement2402
      @actuallyelement2402 4 года назад +20

      Nonono it’s hELlOw tHaRe

    • @dax2250
      @dax2250 4 года назад +8

      Mohammed Malallah who are you grievous

    • @ihavethehighground8697
      @ihavethehighground8697 4 года назад +47

      Obi wan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @evanforst7272
    @evanforst7272 Год назад +100

    Idk why but the cut before anakins comeback at 3:40 where he just points at obi cracks me up

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd Год назад

      lol

    • @ABeastG
      @ABeastG Год назад +10

      "Obi-Wan look! It's you."
      "Anakin I am not falling for your tricks again."

  • @Ghost-hl5yl
    @Ghost-hl5yl 4 года назад +2380

    “I should’ve aimed for your neck”
    “I like your new legs, they make you look taller,”
    “I learnt from watching you ”
    He had so many good lines in that episode

    • @toodlesyes9687
      @toodlesyes9687 4 года назад +45

      You've should've gone for the head

    • @awesomespurr3606
      @awesomespurr3606 4 года назад +4

      YeS

    • @NorthernLaw_
      @NorthernLaw_ 4 года назад +12

      He missed “You should’ve gone for the head” when I watched it for the first time I couldn’t stop thinking about that missed opportunity

    • @Ltrasgu22
      @Ltrasgu22 4 года назад

      What episode is that??

    • @Ghost-hl5yl
      @Ghost-hl5yl 4 года назад +1

      Junior 22 the episode is called revenge

  • @Zantsui
    @Zantsui 5 лет назад +8620

    "Obi wan what do you think is the height of stupidity?"
    "Good question, anakin how tall are you?"

    • @attilathehun5067
      @attilathehun5067 5 лет назад +209

      That's not an actual thing, I think.

    • @Zantsui
      @Zantsui 5 лет назад +316

      @@attilathehun5067 i couldve sworn i hear him say it. there was a canyon i think. idk

    • @darkdogzstudioz
      @darkdogzstudioz 5 лет назад +58

      @@attilathehun5067 it is

    • @Plantedaphid07
      @Plantedaphid07 5 лет назад +160

      Ryan Clayton the most epic roast I have ever seen

    • @edvinbrattberg8647
      @edvinbrattberg8647 5 лет назад +41

      Ryan Clayton I was going to like your comment but it had 666 likes and I didn’t want to ruin it. Sorry fam!

  • @aacsmiles
    @aacsmiles 3 года назад +11360

    Obi-Wan flirting with everything that breathes for 15 minutes.

    • @elmondo-s1e
      @elmondo-s1e 3 года назад +370

      Im gonna be so disappointed if I go searching for a video of that title and find nothing 😂

    • @elmondo-s1e
      @elmondo-s1e 3 года назад +286

      Update: I’m feeling really let down. Someone pls make this to help my dashed hopes

    • @b4ushoutxyz_66
      @b4ushoutxyz_66 3 года назад +100

      I'm disappointed that this wasn't the title

    • @kraglynn
      @kraglynn 3 года назад +81

      Obi-wan is a Libra

    • @paladinheadquarters7776
      @paladinheadquarters7776 3 года назад +7

      @@ParasiteEvel you’re a libra what?

  • @arlisceka5059
    @arlisceka5059 2 года назад +56

    5:37
    "We do...KNOW where we're going, don't we?"
    "Hush Anakin!"
    "Do we know where we're going?"
    "Quiet!"

  • @b4ne56
    @b4ne56 4 года назад +1227

    "Control your insolence the count is concentrating"
    This is by far the best roast ever made

    • @thexavier666
      @thexavier666 4 года назад +20

      The best roast is obviously of Anakin

    • @Tang014
      @Tang014 4 года назад +4

      Sumitro Bhaumik god damn

    • @Uchiha-fi4ij
      @Uchiha-fi4ij 4 года назад

      I don't really understand

    • @kirongauff4934
      @kirongauff4934 4 года назад +3

      The part where he asked how was his own funeral and master of evil were the best roasts.

  • @lunabell4738
    @lunabell4738 4 года назад +2793

    Kenobi: *Commits Literal War Crime*
    Also Kenobi when someone uses gun to win a war: So uncivilized

    • @benchallen2099
      @benchallen2099 4 года назад +86

      So I don't really know the full canon, but are we sure that perfidy is a war crime in the Star Wars universe? It seems like there's a lot of stuff from our world that doesn't translate because of things like droid combatants and, you know, magic. And I know your comment was light-hearted but I'm genuinely interested, because there are a lot of subtle (and unsubtle) nods to the Jedi Order being pretty hypocritical, and I'd like to know if this is one of them

    • @Confusion7182
      @Confusion7182 4 года назад +68

      @@benchallen2099
      Case against Jedi committing war crimes: I'm pretty sure the senate would have called them out if this stuff was actually illegal in the Star Wars universe. Also the fact that Anakin and Obi-Wan are perfectly fine with committing what we would count as a war crime in front of a young teenager.
      Case for it: People sure were eager to accept the claim that Jedi were evil, and "they frequently committed war crimes and wouldn't stop" is a very good reason for that.

    • @Gen0ration9k
      @Gen0ration9k 3 года назад +28

      @@Confusion7182 The Jedi are just ass holes who think they know what's best for everyone and believe they're keeping the peace. They're the reason Grievous even does what he does, when his people were under attack he was going to counter attack but the Jedi stepped in because the other side went and made it out like Grievous's people were in the wrong. Not to mention the Jedi like to force their views on other force users, especially those who are part of the Jedi, they like to hold people to that whole "you're not allowed to love or be irritated" bullshit. The sith are only worse because the sith actually show everyone they're ass holes, trying to conquer the galaxy and having no regard for human life. The list goes on but in the long run, Greys are the only worth while force users there are. People who use both the light and dark side, people who hold onto their humanity and still try to keep the peace.

    • @Confusion7182
      @Confusion7182 3 года назад +25

      @@Gen0ration9k Not every jedi perpetrates that bs though. Personally I think it was the Order that was the real problem - Jedi themselves weren't necessarily bad. And the whole thing with the Grievous situation was the mistake of a select few Jedi rather than the Jedi as a whole.
      It's complicated, I think. Certain issues can be traced back to the Jedi _mentality,_ while others stem from the _Order's_ hypocrisy, and yet others are due to _individual_ shortcomings. In the end it's very much about who a person blames for certain things and it gets messy.
      That being said, I agree that it's much better to hold onto humanity while still doing what Jedi are supposed to do. I think that's what a Jedi _should_ be, actually.
      It's better to use the Force as a guide and a tool than to bend/limit one's view of it to what they think it should be.
      I'm also not sure what your comment has to do with my earlier comment.

    • @reckerjak3
      @reckerjak3 3 года назад +26

      @@Confusion7182 Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 5 лет назад +1317

    Anakin: "We never do things my way."
    Obi Wan: "We crashed the ship your way."

  • @sunstormprimesm9450
    @sunstormprimesm9450 2 года назад +165

    12:31 sounds exactly like Vader’s scream in the final episode of the Kenobi show.

    • @abbyb2811
      @abbyb2811 2 года назад +9

      Good catch !

    • @staymoascozycorner
      @staymoascozycorner Год назад +4

      Wow it really does

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd Год назад +5

      Hayden watched this show before starting Obi Wan.. so he caught on with Matt's tone

  • @ethandickerson5044
    @ethandickerson5044 2 года назад +3533

    Imagine how scary Obi-Wan would be as a Sith Lord.. Imagine how much he would just play cat and mouse with his victim with sarcastic vigor as he easily dodges attacks "Oh that was a close one, ooh so close, ah the light side isn't strong with you is it?"

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 2 года назад +387

      So basically Dooku?

    • @Minillus
      @Minillus 2 года назад +165

      @@ThinWhiteAxe
      Basically

    • @brentterschegget235
      @brentterschegget235 2 года назад +98

      I would love that, I wish it would be some sort of what if episode

    • @jaieregilmore971
      @jaieregilmore971 2 года назад +26

      He be scary but not powerful.

    • @Stefansrb369
      @Stefansrb369 2 года назад +16

      Tim Duncan level trash talk

  • @shadowthehedgehog3113
    @shadowthehedgehog3113 4 года назад +1969

    One more:
    "Tell Padme I said hello"

    • @MominEnjoyer
      @MominEnjoyer 4 года назад +20

      BAM BAM BAAAAAAAAM

    • @MrSquidskid
      @MrSquidskid 4 года назад +55

      Anakin wasn't amused that time 😂

    • @jackwhacker1714
      @jackwhacker1714 4 года назад +29

      Kennobi dying from anakin: ill tell padme hello

    • @nathanielb9016
      @nathanielb9016 4 года назад +39

      It would have been an even better scene if he said “tell Padme I said hello there”

    • @donnak8195
      @donnak8195 4 года назад +13

      Anakin: 👁️👄👁️

  • @greganderson6371
    @greganderson6371 4 года назад +1532

    “The sarcasm of a soldier”
    “The delusions of a dreamer”
    Anakin: *Michael Jackson popcorn meme*

    • @br9760
      @br9760 4 года назад +8

      I swear....

    • @andylutz3505
      @andylutz3505 4 года назад +2

      What the heck i was watching the video and got to this part right as i looked at the comment below the last one that i read which turned out to be this one
      Edit: 9:56

  • @animeyahallo3887
    @animeyahallo3887 2 года назад +359

    6:15 The animators really know what their fans want.