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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @tinguspingus6976
    @tinguspingus6976 4 года назад +9222

    “He banged the wreck as hard as he could and the elephants went”
    *AH*

  • @TheGrizzlo503
    @TheGrizzlo503 4 года назад +25402

    “He lost a bit of his mind which caused him to lose his mind a bit”
    Galaxy brain writing

  • @civi554
    @civi554 8 месяцев назад +1238

    After 4 years, the elephant going "A" still gets me

  • @Dollybirdy
    @Dollybirdy 2 года назад +2156

    There was a worker at my dads job who got his head crushed by a forklift. Initially, due to shock and a belief he was dead no one took any action, it was almost 10 minutes before anyone even fetched my dad from his office. The mans brains were spilling out and skull was hanging all over the place. My dad called an ambulance and wrapped his head in a jacket to hold his brains in until the ambulance arrived and started cpr on the man who’s coworkers had assumed was a goner.The guy lived, he was severely impaired for several years but apparently one day some brilliant doctor came by took a look at him and said “I can fix that” through a combination of brain surgery, physical therapy and a few alternative medical practices he managed to kinda put the guy back together and he is now able to support his family again.
    Dad always told us that story growing up to show that there really is no limit to what people can overcome with enough support and belief from people and to never give up on anyone in pain

    • @trey-tjackson8106
      @trey-tjackson8106 Год назад

      I call bull shit

    • @CSGhostAnimation
      @CSGhostAnimation Год назад +158

      surgery cost: 100000000000000000000000000$

    • @deliriouscheeto
      @deliriouscheeto Год назад +1

      Dude had his brains spilled all over the ground, couldn't do anything for a couple of years and after that they still made him go to WORK? Are you fucking kidding me

    • @YGYRWYFTDD
      @YGYRWYFTDD Год назад +40

      Thats actually insane

    • @SentientIrisu
      @SentientIrisu 9 месяцев назад +4

      Is that guy still alive?

  • @doge5014
    @doge5014 4 года назад +6738

    “and the elephants went”
    *_HEOUGH_*

  • @bonepaste_3336
    @bonepaste_3336 5 лет назад +14637

    Humans have two modes:
    *slips in the tub and dies*
    And
    *literally has a drill go through their head and survives perfectly fine*

    • @lazarus9165
      @lazarus9165 5 лет назад +829

      Frickin’ Fricks so delicate flower or indestructible monster

    • @sqiud3933
      @sqiud3933 5 лет назад +238

      i'm the third mode

    • @damianmontoya6414
      @damianmontoya6414 5 лет назад +300

      We got wimpy bois and *STRONG BOIS*

    • @PeeperSnail
      @PeeperSnail 5 лет назад +768

      It’s so fucking funny. Normal stuff usually kills us so easily, but whenever a freak accident happen our bodies just fucking refuse to die. I’m guessing our bodies just call bullshit and refuse to confirm the kill.

    • @johndee2990
      @johndee2990 5 лет назад +267

      Man literally too angry to die.. A story about Survival

  • @oogthefroog8773
    @oogthefroog8773 2 года назад +1039

    I love how the "plane" at 4:40 doesn't have a propeller at the front but a anti-torque rotor for helicopters by the tail fin

    • @darkcarp8178
      @darkcarp8178 Год назад +25

      at least it still has a spinner on the nose though

    • @poppinlochnesshopster3249
      @poppinlochnesshopster3249 Год назад +83

      Why do you think it crashed?

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 9 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@poppinlochnesshopster3249Because Fate said "No. Rhino must die". Did we even watch the same video?

    • @poppinlochnesshopster3249
      @poppinlochnesshopster3249 9 месяцев назад

      @@fernando47180 You are saying the same thing I said, agreeing with me. You misunderstood my comment. I was asking him "Why do you think it crashed" in a reply to him pointing out it had no propeller. "He was found in the desert 10 days after running out of water" "Why do you think he died?" Sarcasm.

    • @personperson.7744
      @personperson.7744 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@poppinlochnesshopster3249the comment above you was making a parody comment of “did you not watch the same video” comments I think

  • @Patricia-b
    @Patricia-b 2 года назад +339

    Phineas Gage's injury is actually tons more interesting than just the sheer miracle of him surviving. Everything is up to debate since the sources about his behavioural changes are very muddy and even the areas of his brain that were affected are still debated to this day! His case is one that respected members of the neuroscience/neurology community still fight over.

    • @DugrozReports
      @DugrozReports 7 месяцев назад +8

      I wonder what neurologists fighting sounds like? I bet it's pretty nerdy.

    • @Rivarya
      @Rivarya 5 месяцев назад +4

      In my psych class we were taught that the link between his limbic system and some other part of his brain was severed which caused him to act on emotional impulse with almost no control over his thoughts or feelings. Interesting shit indeed.

  • @duard3731
    @duard3731 4 года назад +16682

    as an African, I can confirm elephants go "HEOUGH" when frightened.

  • @meboring1174
    @meboring1174 4 года назад +7681

    Clearly he has horrible memory, “his brain remembered it shouldn’t be alive” the sarcasm is great

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 4 года назад +82

      Shouldn't exist*

    • @esotericlunatic2289
      @esotericlunatic2289 4 года назад +9

      @@christinalinalana991 But u are the brain

    • @fullmetalpleb
      @fullmetalpleb 4 года назад +8

      @@esotericlunatic2289 Not quite your intestines or gut actually acts as a brain capable of some form of thought.
      We are the trinity of left brain right brain and our gut all working in unity to create what we call ourselves.
      This means if we were to decapitate you and keep your head in a jar Futurama style you'd be capable of many of the same thoughts, only something significant to your personality would be missing.

    • @lucasmucas9072
      @lucasmucas9072 4 года назад +4

      "oh yeah i shouldn't exist!"

    • @tqser
      @tqser 4 года назад +19

      *FLORIDA MAN WITH ALZHEIMER FORGETS HE'S ALIVE AND FUCKING DIES*

  • @based_mouse
    @based_mouse 2 года назад +602

    "Shiva Guatama Christ-Chan"
    wow what a bad time for me to find this video

    • @PotatoKingMike
      @PotatoKingMike 2 года назад +21

      It got even better though

    • @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874
      @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874 2 года назад +15

      Dude's got a fucking god complex that only got worse in prison.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 года назад +31

      @@strategicgamingwithaacorns2874 oh he went to prison? i gotta catch up on christ-chan lore

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 2 года назад +29

      @@brovid-19 From what little I know of Christian "Christina" Weston Chandler at this time, he thinks he's in the "Dimensional Merge." He did something unspeakable to his elderly Mom, and... Ended up arrested, and it seems as though he's gonna end up in a sanitarium or something. But what do I know of such matters? That's just what it seems like.

    • @seanlux2214
      @seanlux2214 2 года назад +6

      @@brovid-19 And now the guy literally thinks he's Jesus.

  • @caberknight9013
    @caberknight9013 Год назад +200

    That Christ-Chan joke aged incredibly well

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 5 месяцев назад +8

      I've watched this video like 20 times and I just realized it was a Chris Chan reference

    • @JJamahJamerson
      @JJamahJamerson 3 месяца назад

      @@mythcat1273um… when is it?

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@JJamahJamerson 1:28 he's wearing Chris Chan's infamous striped shirt

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead Месяц назад

      ...dude was topical when the joke was made.

  • @lukosejohn2939
    @lukosejohn2939 3 года назад +12683

    The injury was so bad that the brain forgot to die

    • @n_d_cisive
      @n_d_cisive 3 года назад +117

      Yes

    • @m4tt655
      @m4tt655 3 года назад +52

      mic studios daddy

    • @n_d_cisive
      @n_d_cisive 3 года назад +135

      @@m4tt655 what the fuck

    • @aapplleess9973
      @aapplleess9973 3 года назад +15

      overlord cringe
      awww yissss

    • @n_d_cisive
      @n_d_cisive 3 года назад +50

      @@aapplleess9973 WHAT. THE. FUCK.

  • @navaryn2938
    @navaryn2938 3 года назад +9620

    I swear humans have the same kind of durability as iphones. Lay down the wrong way? Spine shatters. Get shot through the brain with a pole? That's fine

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 2 года назад +592

      I think it’s more that there’s a huge gap between what hurts us and what kills us instantly, and because of our 5heads, most things that don’t kill us right away, we can find a way to survive

    • @kaleidoscope5054
      @kaleidoscope5054 2 года назад +48

      1984

    • @aperson8077
      @aperson8077 2 года назад +467

      Lmao that reminds me when I saw 2 cars crash right next to a old guy on a bike. The people inside cars survived. The old guy feel down the bike and died

    • @mikeoxmall69420
      @mikeoxmall69420 2 года назад +339

      Human durability is based on RNG and there is no way you can convince me otherwise

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 года назад +6

      yeah the guy with 13k likes did it better than you. how does that feel?

  • @patronsaintofpoison
    @patronsaintofpoison Год назад +98

    I actually own the penultimate work about Phineas Gage, and he didn't necessarily put his head OVER the hole, it is believed the hole was at an angle.
    Its worth noting that, immediately after the accident, Gage sat up in a wagon and finished making the notes for the day (he was actually the secondary boss on the site).

    • @DugrozReports
      @DugrozReports 7 месяцев назад

      Does it mention the few minutes of seizuring?

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 2 года назад +43

    Gage was genuinely that casual about the whole thing. When the doctor showed up, he was casually chatting with his co-workers, almost oblivious to the holes in his head.

  • @jacobb8531
    @jacobb8531 5 лет назад +3128

    5:18 the elephents "HUH" is the best moment in the video.

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 лет назад +91

      I wish I could scare Weebs the same way

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 лет назад +9

      slavics. No way wiuld you represent Slavs, too Asian to be such thing.

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 лет назад +2

      slavics. I know, super bewildering however I wonder what creep would even make such a poll.
      Edit: and a majority of Russians see Stalin as a hero

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 лет назад +4

      slavics. I'd rather be Slavic than Asian, my culture history will end up dying to those Anime makers in the first place, and I am not joking literally Cambodian history is a huge mystery and even historians have a hard time telling the past.

    • @winnerschannel7318
      @winnerschannel7318 4 года назад +1

      @@firepower7017 im a weeb

  • @kermitsewerside
    @kermitsewerside 5 лет назад +15942

    human bodies have the endurance of both a nuclear fallout shelter and an old sock.
    you could read a news story about a woman lifting a car to save her kid or a guy surviving in a canyon for weeks by cutting off his own arm followed immediately with “florida man falls down small ramp and dies”

  • @bakedincorporated
    @bakedincorporated Год назад +38

    3:03 "jesse, we need to cook"

  • @spaghettibird5135
    @spaghettibird5135 2 года назад +58

    1:31 it took me this long to notice the Chris-Chan reference with the shirt

    • @andrewwinslow9315
      @andrewwinslow9315 2 года назад +15

      Hopefully Shiva Gautama Christ Chan did not screw his mother, Kali Maya Devi Mary Barb Chan

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 5 месяцев назад

      Devil may Barbra chan

  • @bricktoons02
    @bricktoons02 3 года назад +11834

    Elephant: "..."
    Greg: *BANGING*
    Elephant: *HA*

    • @nalaprodd
      @nalaprodd 3 года назад +118

      TheRedeemer it’s more like HUEAH

    • @alon8163
      @alon8163 3 года назад +39

      No,it's OH

    • @dr_doritotf2305
      @dr_doritotf2305 3 года назад +103

      I spit out my hot chocolate when he did that, frickin hilarious

    • @CosplayBuddies
      @CosplayBuddies 3 года назад +63

      This has become an inside joke with a couple of my friends, any time someone gets surprised we say "HA" and start to laugh uncontrollably. We have no clue why we find it so funny

    • @CK_limbo
      @CK_limbo 3 года назад +3

      Or more like an
      a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍

  • @calebdoty8375
    @calebdoty8375 3 года назад +3959

    when the elephants went “HEOUGH” i felt that

  • @JosaxJaz
    @JosaxJaz Год назад +5

    3:50 thank you. Someone finally alerted me it was the top, but I was always kinda confused about that for the first years of my life

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 7 месяцев назад +9

    I remember reading a story where a man had a car engine fall on his face, but because it cracked every bone in his skull, everything was able to safely swell up and prevent any hard brain damage. He did need a ton of surgery to reattach every bone bit though

  • @andrewdavis4295
    @andrewdavis4295 3 года назад +14566

    I like how he takes this as an opportunity to rant about lefty loosy

    • @L0RDK3Y
      @L0RDK3Y 3 года назад +433

      I hate the whole lefty loosy bs, it’s so frustrating

    • @imperialloyalist4799
      @imperialloyalist4799 3 года назад +61

      @@McCryptic nah

    • @snugglecity3500
      @snugglecity3500 3 года назад +263

      I love that "dan" calls the other doctor a milf as an insult.

    • @ok-bo8ml
      @ok-bo8ml 3 года назад +40

      @@L0RDK3Y not if you have common fucking sense

    • @Shinypiggy101
      @Shinypiggy101 3 года назад +20

      I was confused for a second but it is common sense 😂

  • @felakitschy
    @felakitschy 3 года назад +7552

    Everybody’s talking about elephants but why is no one talking about Shiva Gautama Christ Chan

    • @captus2975
      @captus2975 3 года назад +210

      Christ Chan oh my god no that's uhh, well ive been on the internet for long enough to get that

    • @poopmaster8212
      @poopmaster8212 3 года назад +52

      Because they do not want to belive that such greatness has always been there

    • @DanielFerreira-ez8qd
      @DanielFerreira-ez8qd 3 года назад +100

      I'm patiently waiting to be reunited with my sonichu OC, living forever happy in CWCville.

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 года назад +28

      What about Chernobog-Satan-kun

    • @user-cv3dr4kt7j
      @user-cv3dr4kt7j 3 года назад +10

      What the frick internet

  • @naughtymelon6712
    @naughtymelon6712 Год назад +17

    Man held out for 10 YEARS after an impromptu lobotomy. Mad props.

  • @Baloonboy105yt
    @Baloonboy105yt 2 года назад +34

    i guess christ-chan is no longer an acceptable deity?

  • @zaphodbeeblebrox7893
    @zaphodbeeblebrox7893 4 года назад +2108

    Your hyena drawing is one of the most confusing things I’ve ever seen

    • @ChaosAbandon
      @ChaosAbandon 4 года назад +35

      Yeah the heanehsl be cornfusin

    • @J3ste4
      @J3ste4 4 года назад +3

      Gave you 169 likes

    • @breadbread4226
      @breadbread4226 4 года назад +69

      It honestly looks like he recolored and edited a drawing of the human gut.

    • @djmoneymanknutzen713
      @djmoneymanknutzen713 3 года назад

      I think that is disgusting

    • @giddycadet
      @giddycadet 3 года назад +28

      what about the airplane with the little helicopter rotor on the tail

  • @Snpaulie
    @Snpaulie 5 лет назад +4142

    Sam lives in a sitcom without a Laugh Track

    • @whatisgoingon6223
      @whatisgoingon6223 5 лет назад +39

      Why does this not have more likes

    • @vlad-ns6yt
      @vlad-ns6yt 5 лет назад +43

      For some reason that gave a sudden rush of sadness. Weird

    • @Benloadeon
      @Benloadeon 5 лет назад +17

      10th level of Hell

    • @bigchonkerraccoon5046
      @bigchonkerraccoon5046 5 лет назад +1

      The Toastiest Toast I can only hear a laugh track now in these videos

    • @andyphu5038
      @andyphu5038 5 лет назад +2

      he is the laugh track

  • @not_GovernmentDrone
    @not_GovernmentDrone Год назад +1

    3:50 FINALLY! I have had this same thought for years and never once heard it from anyone else until now. I am so happy i found this video now

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 2 года назад +10

    1:27 Did Sam seriously predict Chris Chan declaring that he's Jesus?

  • @crystalherman4918
    @crystalherman4918 5 лет назад +3134

    " Then his brain remembered "' Oh yeah, I shouldn't exist anymore'"
    Lol

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 5 лет назад +36

      Me in school

    • @TarigonTetradactyl
      @TarigonTetradactyl 4 года назад +19

      my existence in a nutshell

    • @justcommenting6791
      @justcommenting6791 4 года назад +2

      My part of me that makes me know I have to be dead came back

    • @devilgirl7__yt655
      @devilgirl7__yt655 4 года назад

      This sentence caused me to subscribe

    • @TouFast91
      @TouFast91 4 года назад

      Shh my brain doesn’t know that yet lol

  • @litheralySOcool
    @litheralySOcool 4 года назад +5909

    Then the brain remembered:
    "Oh! I shouldn't exist!"
    *Dies*

    • @mgsgamer8340
      @mgsgamer8340 4 года назад +7

      Firstname Lastname it’s much more original than H20 the only type of water.

    • @junehello
      @junehello 3 года назад +2

      D yu stza sx 4ar

    • @shane9245
      @shane9245 3 года назад +6

      It’s funny because we all saw the video

    • @edvid5626
      @edvid5626 3 года назад +3

      I mean to be fair with that kind of damage, of course it had to take that long for the brain to realise that

    • @iamacat9400
      @iamacat9400 3 года назад +2

      @Firstname Lastname jokes on ya it made me laugh so I shall like his comment

  • @That90skidd
    @That90skidd Год назад +1

    Sam should do more of these! Laughed my face off while watching this!

  • @joebobby2595
    @joebobby2595 Месяц назад +1

    I have watched this video for the past 4 years at least 15 times and it still hits just the same so good

  • @Boffy
    @Boffy 3 года назад +14789

    Your videos are like crack

    • @pbobmapping4178
      @pbobmapping4178 3 года назад +277

      And are beautiful

    • @gangsteroldguy3965
      @gangsteroldguy3965 3 года назад +202

      The legend himself

    • @imcloud305
      @imcloud305 3 года назад +240

      Bro i watched all his videos in one DAY
      Now im re watching them

    • @bruhwhy8359
      @bruhwhy8359 3 года назад +49

      @@imcloud305 I am still surprised after rewatching it

    • @Liscinov
      @Liscinov 3 года назад +30

      why are you here

  • @dragonboyjgh
    @dragonboyjgh 5 лет назад +2127

    you're only 20? now I feel even more inept and unaccomplished.

  • @dmcgee3
    @dmcgee3 Год назад +5

    I’d read about another one where a guy fell onto exposed rebar iirc on a construction job. Went through from hip to neck diagonally. Somehow just bypassed every single organ and artery. They basically just pulled it out, gave him some antibiotics and closed the holes and guy was completely fine. I’m sure there was a recovery period but that nothing vital was damaged. I cannot imagine how that happened, the doctors couldn’t either. I forget what country it was to try to find it, this was some years back but I saw the X-ray. Literally just throughout his body. The fact the on site guys cut him free from where he was impailed and was able to transferred to the hospital with it never killing or particularly injuring him, that’s insane.

  • @braydnrea5912
    @braydnrea5912 5 лет назад +4472

    No one:
    Elephants: H̢̦ͤ̍ͩ͒U̪̰ͫͮͮ͆ͭ͊͡H̟̪̣ͭ̑̉̄̑͌̂!̭̖̱̹̬̠́͗͑

  • @laffinggas8068
    @laffinggas8068 4 года назад +6266

    Guy: has a tamping iron go through his brain and survives
    People in the comments: lol elemphant go *HA*

  • @roosesjooces2104
    @roosesjooces2104 10 месяцев назад

    I swear, your videos are the only ones that I have to turn down the volume at certain points in the video, and I love it.

  • @notgreatgale
    @notgreatgale Год назад +4

    1:27 i'm upset at how well/poorly this aged

  • @johnbiever4204
    @johnbiever4204 5 лет назад +3533

    LMAO “The elephants went *HUA* and decided to leave him alone.”
    Keep doing what you’re doing please, your content is great.

    • @CherryPepis
      @CherryPepis 5 лет назад +87

      I fucking snorted at this part and had to rewatch. The animation only makes it better too

    • @SardaukarQC
      @SardaukarQC 5 лет назад +30

      Lol, elephants are pussies. Before you dismiss me, ask yourselves, have you ever seen an elephant and a cat in the same picture? No! It's because they are secretly the same animal! Wake up sheeple!

    • @hnanetoo
      @hnanetoo 5 лет назад +1

      That was GOLD we need more of this content 😂😂😭😭😭

    • @firen777
      @firen777 5 лет назад +4

      ​@@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637
      Unfortunately, Elephants are getting more and more violent no thanks to human slaughtering their parents when they were young, leaving them orphaned without proper guidance of their parents and traumatically hell bent by our atrocity against their kin. We kinda deserved to be stampeded, tbh.

    • @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637
      @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637 5 лет назад

      @@firen777 didn't know that, i know that tusk hunting made their theeth smaller bcs the hunters always aim for the elephant with the bigger ones, actually selecting em genetically (and making em more prone to starve), but i'm not a big fan of the concept that humanity sucks (!!), at the same time, about that, i second the principle that the worst the world treats you the more angry you are, especially at early youth, not a case that adopted children are often standoffish if not trublesome to an infinite extent... weirdly we are born in a comfortable environment and we notice the ugliness of the world only at a certain age, this makes us OR naive OR double faced fuckheads

  • @yumeko8838
    @yumeko8838 3 года назад +6694

    no one:
    the elephants: “æügh”

  • @sovietplatypus2522
    @sovietplatypus2522 10 месяцев назад +3

    3:48 a struggle we all endured silently as children, finally brought to light

  • @wscamel226
    @wscamel226 Год назад +3

    4:02 - and thats why you ALWAYS say to rotate things clockwise or counter clockwise

  • @cheesymcbadbad732
    @cheesymcbadbad732 5 лет назад +7757

    “The elephants went “AH!” And decided to leave him alone.” God sam you’re a comedic genius and you don’t even try to be

    • @TRUSNIP3
      @TRUSNIP3 5 лет назад +305

      I couldn't stop laughing when Sam made that "AH!" sound, it was so sudden and sounded too funny.

    • @fattyboi2660
      @fattyboi2660 5 лет назад +102

      5:14

    • @elevated_0574
      @elevated_0574 5 лет назад +88

      it fucking killed me and i’m not even sure why.. just so perfectly executed 😂

    • @plcflame
      @plcflame 5 лет назад +16

      hAHAHAHahahaha I can't stop laughing!

    • @MrIKnow-qk8cr
      @MrIKnow-qk8cr 5 лет назад +36

      5:18

  • @thesupreme5999
    @thesupreme5999 5 лет назад +2103

    2:52 It's so incredible to think that some of the most interesting and important events in human history have all taken place in this same room.

    • @null5697
      @null5697 5 лет назад +65

      I just dropped my phone

    • @anustin3439
      @anustin3439 5 лет назад +14

      @@null5697 f

    • @DJScaleModels
      @DJScaleModels 5 лет назад +19

      Just pooped myself in realization of such a factoid.

    • @sheol8989
      @sheol8989 5 лет назад +6

      Can someone explain this comment? It sounds interesting lmao

    • @NieColall
      @NieColall 5 лет назад +63

      @@sheol8989 Many videos of Sam got that room as a background

  • @BigR24
    @BigR24 2 года назад +1

    i swear, sam is the only dude that actually makes
    learning about history funny and fun

  • @robiginal6458
    @robiginal6458 8 дней назад

    Thanks for providing me with these stories it helped keep my mind off of bad things by hearing stories that are just as horrible

  • @yoshikagekira4471
    @yoshikagekira4471 5 лет назад +664

    “He did lose a bit of his mind, which caused him to lose his mind a bit.”
    I hate you so much.

    • @hugmonger
      @hugmonger 5 лет назад +41

      poor sam, to be hated by an entire state

    • @yoshikagekira4471
      @yoshikagekira4471 5 лет назад +12

      Mr No Buddies all 5.6 million of me.

    • @MaxUKR
      @MaxUKR 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@yoshikagekira4471 Its MR.No Bodies

  • @monarq2201
    @monarq2201 5 лет назад +1729

    "are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion."
    "Whats your religion"
    "Shiva Guatama Christ-chan is our god"
    "Im interested."

  • @lordoftheweebs
    @lordoftheweebs 5 месяцев назад +5

    Man that Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan, the One True God bit really aged well 😂

  • @Buster-Sharp
    @Buster-Sharp Год назад +4

    It's so cool that your back. Hopefully there will be more.

  • @Honne1064
    @Honne1064 4 года назад +3636

    Nobody:
    African elephants: *HÅ!!*

  • @yes9691
    @yes9691 5 лет назад +966

    Death : you are dead now
    Gabe: no
    Death: please
    Gabe: *years later* ok

    • @EatThaCookies
      @EatThaCookies 5 лет назад +37

      death: thank

    • @yes9691
      @yes9691 5 лет назад +1

      Ignotus : hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahqhahhqhqhqh cant find me(from Harry Potter)

    • @shiftyjim4138
      @shiftyjim4138 5 лет назад +7

      Pyre Squire
      GAGE*

    • @therhythmictale5574
      @therhythmictale5574 5 лет назад +8

      Death: you are now dead
      Gabe: no u
      Death: *dies*

    • @1un4cy
      @1un4cy 5 лет назад +2

      Death really wants to play Half life 3 so gaben is immortal.

  • @juliancarr-deavelon8410
    @juliancarr-deavelon8410 2 года назад +17

    1:01 i guess you could call in a ... railgun

  • @aivlysplath
    @aivlysplath 9 месяцев назад +7

    I was born with the cord wrapped around my neck, almost drowned at 5, almost choked to death on food at 8, fell down a stairwell at school at 11, attempted unaliving twice as an adult(bipolar disorder I’m fine now), fell down a stairwell again at 29. I think I may be immortal…

  • @dandcc9192
    @dandcc9192 3 года назад +6276

    I was today years old when I learned that the opposite of "fragile wimp" is "agile pimp."

    • @justsogusto4979
      @justsogusto4979 3 года назад +144

      That's the deepest thing ive ever fucking heard man...

    • @dandcc9192
      @dandcc9192 3 года назад +94

      @@mantvydascepas1912 And "the most fun guy at the party" award goes to....

    • @dandcc9192
      @dandcc9192 3 года назад +29

      @@mantvydascepas1912 You are asking me who the award goes to and you call me a dumbass? lol

    • @dandcc9192
      @dandcc9192 3 года назад +35

      @@mantvydascepas1912 Sure thing, bud

    • @dandcc9192
      @dandcc9192 3 года назад +34

      @@mantvydascepas1912 Make me, lol

  • @SamONellaAcademy
    @SamONellaAcademy  5 лет назад +2842

    (Sorry for all the pubescent voice cracks, ya boy was feelin a lil under the weather during recording)

    • @splanting
      @splanting 5 лет назад +39

      Sam O'Nella Academy hope u get well soon

    • @maxn8275
      @maxn8275 5 лет назад +11

      Oopsie sorry about that sammy man
      not a problem mr guy

    • @tessa_hs1827
      @tessa_hs1827 5 лет назад +43

      sam with all due respect please never refer to yourself as “ya boy” again

    • @JamesMiller-eg7lu
      @JamesMiller-eg7lu 5 лет назад +24

      I want a recording of you saying the elephants went HUA at my wedding and funeral

    • @Reya66
      @Reya66 5 лет назад +12

      It was hot

  • @shadowhawk320
    @shadowhawk320 2 года назад

    holy crap that lefty loosey bit really hit home for me.
    I used to have so much trouble for that exact reason.

  • @notaverage5551
    @notaverage5551 Год назад +3

    it’s been 3 years and i only now get the “Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan” joke

  • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
    @carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 года назад +25542

    can we take a minute to just look at the hyena's he drew, i mean just look at the detail, the absolute incredible penwork, truly a 10/10

    • @liucijalukosiute7031
      @liucijalukosiute7031 3 года назад +1005

      Agreed, I also love the hyper realistic Iions

    • @tortoiseterror7073
      @tortoiseterror7073 3 года назад +304

      @@liucijalukosiute7031 Then there's that dog

    • @ViNBrik
      @ViNBrik 3 года назад +438

      Also his stick figures look like people and not like the abominations I get when I draw stick people

    • @imherebecauseihateyourguts8122
      @imherebecauseihateyourguts8122 3 года назад +137

      Wtf are they? They dont even have the shape of a hyena.

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 3 года назад +113

      @@imherebecauseihateyourguts8122 Welcome to *T h e A c a d e m y*

  • @stoneocean4760
    @stoneocean4760 5 лет назад +1702

    Improbable Tales of Survival
    1. *Surviving Sam's Upload Schedule*

  • @fairweathertrains3029
    @fairweathertrains3029 Год назад

    These videos never get old. Thank ye kind sir

  • @burtlux3736
    @burtlux3736 Год назад +4

    Bro gave a piece of his mind fr

  • @stixandfloatingsoulfeather8816
    @stixandfloatingsoulfeather8816 3 года назад +7479

    He started banging on the wreckage and the elephants went:
    Å
    And left him alone.

    • @ASHl33164
      @ASHl33164 3 года назад +75

      Underrated comment, this somehow enhanced the joke lol

    • @Galliut
      @Galliut 3 года назад +94

      Å makes an "Oh" sound

    • @slugsynthstudio1921
      @slugsynthstudio1921 2 года назад +11

      That was the best part of the vid

    • @SmitorZ420
      @SmitorZ420 2 года назад +6

      Dansker gang

    • @thecaveimperials725
      @thecaveimperials725 2 года назад +14

      @@Galliut shut your *M O U T H*

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 4 года назад +3407

    "While the accident didn't kill him, the hundreds lf thousand of dollars of medical bills and rehabilitation probably did"

    • @josephine1468
      @josephine1468 3 года назад +17

      Guten Abend, Everyone!
      (Guten Abend!)
      We are here to tell you all about CHANGEOVER DAY!
      (Changeover Day?!)
      Changeover Day! from July the fourth, you gotta say goodbye to English.
      (Auf Wiedersehen!)
      So Get on board, or GET OUT!
      Change Over Day
      Make sure you know the date
      After the fourth of July
      Be careful what you say
      Change over day
      for the Nazi USA
      We all Know that German
      Is much better anyway
      T, H, and E
      Is silly, can't you see?
      Der, Die, und Das,
      Defined language can be Spaß!
      German is more accurate
      With what you want to say
      We all know that English
      Is confusing anyway
      Change over day
      Make sure you know the date
      After the fourth of July
      Be careful what you say
      Change over day
      for the Nazi USA
      We all know that German
      Is much better anyway
      Fußbodenschleifmaschinenverleih
      Big words are not a problem
      You don't even have to try!
      Complex names and phrases
      Are much easier to say
      And we all know that German
      Is much better anyway
      Change over day
      Make sure you know the date
      After the fourth of July
      Be careful what you say
      Change over day
      for the Nazi USA
      We all know that German
      is much better anyway
      Okay, Everybody! Let's Practise our German! (Yay!)
      Guten Tag! (Guten Tag!)
      Danke schön! (Danke schön!)
      Ich bin krank! (Ich bin krank!)
      That's it! You're doing great!
      Hilf mir! (Hilf mir!)
      Wo sind die Toiletten? (Wo sind die Toiletten?)
      Hier sind meine Papiere! (Hier sind meine Papiere!)
      Wunderbar!
      Fifteen is Fünfzehn!
      And Fifty is Fünfzig!
      Confusion will be zero!
      German numbers are your hero!
      Practise the new language
      Make sure you obey!
      Be happy that our new
      Nazi friends are here to stay!
      Change over day
      Make sure you know the date
      After the fourth of July
      Be careful what you say
      Change over day
      for the Nazi USA
      We all know that German
      Is much better anyway
      Change over day
      Make sure you know the date
      After the fourth of July
      Be careful what you say
      Change over day
      For the Nazi USA
      We all know that German
      Is much better anyway

    • @halled5274
      @halled5274 3 года назад +14

      TRITZ005 no

    • @Crisyx91
      @Crisyx91 3 года назад +26

      Mujahid Syed God bless america

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 года назад +4

      @@josephine1468 wha??

    • @wyattschaecher386
      @wyattschaecher386 3 года назад +11

      Thanks America!

  • @LMB_VA
    @LMB_VA 2 года назад +3

    3:46 I love how Sam made a full on conversation idk I just think it’s hilarious

  • @iconicponkie3533
    @iconicponkie3533 2 года назад +1

    i needed this for school its funny and gives good info.

  • @boodiabed6414
    @boodiabed6414 5 лет назад +1091

    Honestly the 3rd one was an anticlimax
    I expected something like the plane went through his head

    • @saturdayted
      @saturdayted 5 лет назад +29

      For the plane to be able to pierce through his head without also being smaller than his head (which making a plane smaller than someone's head is an accomplishment all and in of itself), if a normal plane were to be able to go through his head while also being smaller, his extremely inflated head would have caused him to die anyways so uhh....

    • @histnara4995
      @histnara4995 5 лет назад +54

      Top Qot yeah uhhhhhh can you stfu

    • @phineasthepheonix2460
      @phineasthepheonix2460 5 лет назад +31

      Top Qot r/whooosh

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 5 лет назад +23

      He survived a plane crash and over a day alone in the wild. I think he had enough.

    • @MaxinEve
      @MaxinEve 5 лет назад +4

      AAh!

  • @kinkade508
    @kinkade508 4 года назад +667

    Phineas Gage’s brain is the living example of internet explorer. Took it about a decade to do what it was supposed to.

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 4 года назад +31

      Alright, have the blue thumb and go.

    • @PedroHenrique-zo2lx
      @PedroHenrique-zo2lx 3 года назад +2

      i almost died reading this, no joking

  • @gigachad9016
    @gigachad9016 2 года назад +1

    3:52 this sequence. I’ve never felt so validated in my entire life

  • @TheMildlyCoolMinocat
    @TheMildlyCoolMinocat 2 года назад +4

    Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan aged better than we could've ever imagined

  • @Amalgam86
    @Amalgam86 5 лет назад +1787

    The time when you are actually grateful for stick figure graphics, because just imagining these injuries made me sick! Great video as always!

    • @squareheadcomedy9960
      @squareheadcomedy9960 5 лет назад +2

      На иа Ман! Эх бэн айнферштанден!

    • @pauljones3017
      @pauljones3017 5 лет назад +1

      Isn't that the whole point of the channel?

    • @Amalgam86
      @Amalgam86 5 лет назад +9

      @@pauljones3017 It's why i enjoy it all the more, but in this video it's especially appropriate and morbidly funny!

    • @reudig123lol4
      @reudig123lol4 5 лет назад +1

      yea in the middle of this video i just looked outside, thinking damn life can be so brutal pls

    • @a7xgh442
      @a7xgh442 5 лет назад

      Хахаха!

  • @michaelyen1783
    @michaelyen1783 5 лет назад +2669

    3:48
    *y o u f u c k i n g m i l f*

    • @therealopaartist
      @therealopaartist 4 года назад +59

      Shouldnt it be DILF?

    • @CaptainShenanigans42
      @CaptainShenanigans42 4 года назад +39

      OPA ARTS its the old dilf'n'milf

    • @Archistrategos11
      @Archistrategos11 4 года назад +37

      I would give you a thumb but you're at 69 so I can't

    • @Archistrategos11
      @Archistrategos11 4 года назад +21

      Came back to give you that thumb now.

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 4 года назад +23

      Im glad he mentioned the whole left, right thing. I cant do lefty loosey righty tighty, it confuses me. I just go clockwisey tighty, counterclockwisey loosey.

  • @frostyboi312
    @frostyboi312 2 года назад +15

    Fun fact: On the way to hospital Hunt told the paramedics THIS IS NOT A DRILL
    And that, is why I love this man

  • @antoniohonrado5770
    @antoniohonrado5770 Год назад

    bro i love your videos your voice is so calm

  • @unoriginalname4426
    @unoriginalname4426 4 года назад +3750

    “All smeared with blood, and
    *T H O T J U I C E* “
    Also the sheer amount of idiots trying to correct me in the replies is the cherry on this shit sundae

  • @emmyolague2183
    @emmyolague2183 5 лет назад +1412

    Me :*saying goodnight to everyone
    Samonella: hey kids wanna hear a story
    Me welp there goes my sleep

  • @samsfinest5598
    @samsfinest5598 2 года назад +5

    Christ-Chan killed me

  • @dasdiesel3000
    @dasdiesel3000 8 месяцев назад +3

    Insane to think Chris Chan was already thinking he was God when this video was made 😂

  • @poofoo5471
    @poofoo5471 5 лет назад +992

    "The elephants when 'aH' and decided to leave him alone." ~ Sam O'Nella (The next human alien man)

    • @mamathar5033
      @mamathar5033 5 лет назад +9

      I laughed my ass off at this :DDDDDD

    • @prw56
      @prw56 5 лет назад +1

      Bob's burgers reference? Tina was dressed as an elephant and said ah in the exact same way.

    • @GhostOfPerona
      @GhostOfPerona 5 лет назад

      After this I could not hold myself XD

    • @cameronohlin511
      @cameronohlin511 5 лет назад

      I know. I love that part

  • @mis_l5858
    @mis_l5858 5 лет назад +368

    Survival? Nah man, I use Creative mode.

  • @alexx6446
    @alexx6446 Год назад

    I come back to watch this once every few months because I need it

  • @mmamustachemartialarts.5073
    @mmamustachemartialarts.5073 2 года назад

    We just about survived 2021, we need you back dude

  • @angelmoretti7791
    @angelmoretti7791 4 года назад +3423

    "While the accident didnt ruin his life you can rest easy knowing hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills probably did"
    aight imma sub to ya

    • @plague8638
      @plague8638 4 года назад +54

      Ah America

    • @Its-Av3rage
      @Its-Av3rage 4 года назад +1

      Son Of Trex should of had insurance or been safer.

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 года назад +22

      @@Its-Av3rage I personally don't know if he was responsible for the circumstances of how the ladder fell. Or if he could have afforded insurance at the time.

    • @Its-Av3rage
      @Its-Av3rage 4 года назад +2

      TacitIron Hav then he took a risk.

    • @princessazulaofthefirenati5870
      @princessazulaofthefirenati5870 4 года назад

      920th like

  • @prestongarcia7271
    @prestongarcia7271 5 лет назад +3292

    Sleep: exists
    Sam O’Nella: I’m about to end this mans entire career

    • @mcdavidmd7765
      @mcdavidmd7765 5 лет назад +23

      I fire at D4. Oh, I have sunk your carrier.

    • @justanirishtayto5755
      @justanirishtayto5755 5 лет назад +2

      Fat mood

    • @Chris-nw2lf
      @Chris-nw2lf 5 лет назад +3

      career* edit it pls it will make it a lot better

    • @prestongarcia7271
      @prestongarcia7271 5 лет назад +1

      Herb Man fixed

    • @primtve_dope9568
      @primtve_dope9568 5 лет назад

      @@mcdavidmd7765 you're obviously cheating if you knew beforehand that you've sunk his carrier. Filthy cheater.

  • @jusiyt693
    @jusiyt693 Год назад +4

    also interesting is that Phineas gage had a fungus growing in his skull on his brain opening the top of the skull. he fell in a comatose state but even survived this incident. It's crazy to think about

  • @GGmanlife
    @GGmanlife 2 года назад

    That bit about lefty loosely must be why you were recommended to me. I’m subscribed

  • @lolokaywinnie
    @lolokaywinnie 5 лет назад +529

    "he did lose a bit of his mind, which made him lose his mind a bit..."

    • @Deadshot-xw2uf
      @Deadshot-xw2uf 5 лет назад +2

      I like to believe that he actually did that on purpose since the topic is about him losing parts of his brain so it affected his mind but most likely it's a mistake in his script

    • @nachostv4217
      @nachostv4217 5 лет назад +19

      @@Deadshot-xw2uf Nah thats definitely part of the joke.

    • @draculatod3559
      @draculatod3559 5 лет назад +2

      @@Deadshot-xw2uf it's ... A ... Joke ........

  • @georgewashington673
    @georgewashington673 3 года назад +1526

    In 2009, a photograph of Phineas Gage holding the iron rod that went through his head was found. The owners of the photo used to think it was of a wounded whaler with a harpoon.

    • @moosicisthegood
      @moosicisthegood 3 года назад +39

      Show me the image, Mr President.

    • @georgewashington673
      @georgewashington673 3 года назад +35

      @@moosicisthegood Here you go: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Phineas_Gage_GageMillerPhoto2010-02-17_Unretouched_Color_Cropped.jpg

    • @moosicisthegood
      @moosicisthegood 3 года назад +65

      @@georgewashington673 Thanks, Mr President.

    • @canadariots1139
      @canadariots1139 2 года назад +31

      Homie lookin kinda cute doe

    • @bold9291
      @bold9291 2 года назад +3

      @@canadariots1139
      For some reason yeah weird huh?

  • @rickcoakley2092
    @rickcoakley2092 2 года назад

    I love how seem less the transition to add is and how the add is still entertaining

  • @Mikohanyou
    @Mikohanyou 2 года назад +1

    I had to get a glass of water because i got dehydrated from laughing too hard and uncontrollably at the Scared elephants' quick "AH!" for ten minutes straight.

  • @dareven9984
    @dareven9984 3 года назад +3322

    *arrives at hospital
    "Well it looks like you got a drill through your head but we gotta take an x-ray just to make sure"

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 3 года назад +372

      To be fair they have to make sure it didn't hit his brain.

    • @pxldeath3561
      @pxldeath3561 3 года назад +136

      It could of been an illusion of some sorts so it's always best to double check

    • @nagoshi01
      @nagoshi01 3 года назад +154

      I would sure as hell want documentation for the case study. I'm glad the doctors took some pics for posterity

    • @neven8043
      @neven8043 3 года назад +33

      Should've given him an MRI

    • @JQ3B94
      @JQ3B94 3 года назад +98

      @@neven8043 look up how a MRI works and tell me why that's a dreadful idea

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 3 года назад +1124

    3:36 From the sound of THIS conversation I imagine they ended up holding the drill bit in place and unscrewing Ron instead.

    • @reportedbooch697
      @reportedbooch697 3 года назад +49

      That is hilarious, and my new headcanon.

    • @Michijoy
      @Michijoy 3 года назад +36

      T... The imagery...

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 3 года назад +32

      @@reportedbooch697 HEAD-CANON

    • @brainfard5940
      @brainfard5940 2 года назад +3

      @@goldenpig6453 ba-dum tss

    • @fatbird4512
      @fatbird4512 2 года назад +10

      I imagine a drill noise as he spins wildly and limply around the drill bit suspended in midair.

  • @nyancatto8835
    @nyancatto8835 2 года назад +7

    No one's gonna talk about christ-chan? That made my day

  • @TinieFox123
    @TinieFox123 2 года назад

    I Fucking love you bro, I was feeling sad before I started watching your vids, now I’m laughing and forgot about my troubles, thank you ❤️❤️

  • @AlaskanPassion69
    @AlaskanPassion69 3 года назад +815

    5:18 leaving this here as a personal reminder to make this my text tone