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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @TheChristmasNinja12
    @TheChristmasNinja12 4 года назад +1158

    "That's like a McDonald's run every four months."
    .....Honestly, that's the best price downplay I've heard out of any youtube channel selling subscriptions

    • @aresxprodigy1739
      @aresxprodigy1739 4 года назад +36

      Because he knows what he's doing. He's a literal genius. He's got simple art with smart facts and jokes strewn in to good content. And then he's able to slide his sponsor in there. He is the peak of RUclips. But then again. Check out this JPEG

    • @NotLordAsshat
      @NotLordAsshat 4 года назад +9

      @@aresxprodigy1739 yeah it's amazing how much I've learned from him while also fucking dying at his jokes. He really is great at this

    • @masonvandenbrink3316
      @masonvandenbrink3316 3 года назад

      birds of prey trailer

  • @DavionX13
    @DavionX13 4 года назад +2101

    You're probably the first person I've ever heard of being threatened to make a merch.
    The power of your subscribers really is something.

    • @2legittoquit
      @2legittoquit 4 года назад +7

      DavionX13 found the shill account

    • @ballsligmer5572
      @ballsligmer5572 4 года назад +26

      @@2legittoquit found the competitor's shill account

    • @sib113
      @sib113 4 года назад +3

      @@ballsligmer5572 Found the competitior of competitor's shill account

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 4 года назад +4

      @@sib113 found the competitor of competitor of competitor's shill account.

    • @youstolemyhandleyoutwat
      @youstolemyhandleyoutwat 4 года назад +4

      We have to kidnap his family just so he makes videos. Not surprised that he has to be threatened to sell merch.

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 Год назад +2626

    Funny thing about that “baby cage” thing is my grandma actually had pictures of her 2 neighbors that had them and were using them!! It was one of the craziest things I’ve seen. She took pictures because she knew that was an insane idea and that it would quickly FALL OUT of style (pun definitely intended) and she wanted to have pictures so people including her family members would believe her.

    • @needforfumo
      @needforfumo Год назад +47

      Honestly, makes you wonder what modern thing would be like that

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Год назад +94

      Rock a bye baby, on the treetop
      When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
      When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
      And down will come baby, cradle and all
      Apparently people have been used to losing babies to fall damage since the beginning of time, and actually caring about them is a modern invention. Which does make sense, given that effective birth control is also a modern invention...

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 Год назад +76

      @@EdKolis Caring about them isn't a modern invention. Them reliably surviving past infancy is.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Год назад +12

      @@thewanderingmistnull2451 I thought people back then used not caring as a defense against infant mortality.

    • @IanZWhite00
      @IanZWhite00 Год назад +5

      where are these pictures?? I know you can find promo images but seeing people actually using them must be such a trip

  • @TheSquizzlet
    @TheSquizzlet 2 года назад +278

    The revolver mouse trap would actually work if you used blank rounds, they'd send a concussive blast into the mouse enough to kill it but it wouldn't put holes in your floor

    • @bbb-dk7pz
      @bbb-dk7pz Год назад +64

      it would also be a gunshot going off in the house in the middle of the night

    • @bunnieskitties293
      @bunnieskitties293 8 месяцев назад

      So business as usual in chicago. @@bbb-dk7pz

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 8 месяцев назад +5

      *Al Bundy smile with eyes still closed*

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 7 месяцев назад +23

      @@bbb-dk7pzah what’s one more gunshot in the hundreds happening at night. And besides real mousetraps don’t always work. Some mice are smart enough to disarm them

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ultimaterecoil1136what if you live in a rural area with different horrible sounds?

  • @wd4045
    @wd4045 4 года назад +17949

    "Let this be a lesson kids, with enough harassment you can achieve anything"
    -people who harassed the entire sonic the hedgehog movie crew

  • @clairephillips3188
    @clairephillips3188 4 года назад +708

    Using a 'McDonalds run' as a unit of measurement for money is the scariest, yet most relatable thing I've heard all year.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 4 года назад +12

      The big mac is used to gague the worth of money, which is useful for tracking inflation.

    • @bickle8911
      @bickle8911 4 года назад +1

      when does he say that

    • @Jergy2
      @Jergy2 4 года назад +4

      @@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Well, if you're gonna choose a company based on their ability to do regional pricing, McDonald's is a pretty solid choice. I bet their internal analytics is nuts.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 4 года назад

      As a massive internationap franchise its a pretty consistant measuring stick too

    • @ryanrobot7975
      @ryanrobot7975 4 года назад +4

      @@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN dont be jealous of the big mac

  • @patrickmartin3322
    @patrickmartin3322 Год назад +1089

    I’ve been to one of Austin’s moonlight towers while it was on, it was one of the best examples of the inverse square law I’ve ever seen, the ground was lit about as well as if I had used my phone’s flashlight, but the actual lights were so bright it was like staring into the sun

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl Год назад +119

      I had a brainstorm about the inverse square law a while ago... I do a lot of maintenance work in warehouses, and I noticed that no matter how bright the lights are inside I always need a penlight to see what I'm doing inside the machines I'm working on because of how high the ceiling is. I also noticed that this is never a problem when I'm working on the same machines outside on a sunny day even though the sun is so incredibly far away and the same law applies. It just dawned on me (no pun intended) how insanely massive the sun is and I was paralyzed with awe for a good few minutes.

    • @Random-gl8lu
      @Random-gl8lu 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, the big central Texas cities just like em ig

    • @Eagle3302PL
      @Eagle3302PL 8 месяцев назад +35

      @@spugintrntl Not only the size, people also underestimate how damn bright sunlight is, it's many times brighter than any consumer or even commercial use light bulb.

    • @garymichalles8383
      @garymichalles8383 8 месяцев назад +22

      @@spugintrntl Nothing can beat massive, massive amounts of nuclear fusion 😁

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@spugintrntlfun fact, you just described exactly how and why we can always “just tell” when hollywoo is filming in real or fake sunlight. Sunlight is mathematically near parallel for us on earth and acts very differently than artificial light.
      Sunlight doesn’t change the scale of shadows, which is something most people never notice but you “feel” it when you see fake sunlight.
      Try it yourself, go outside and hold out your hand and look at the shadow and slowly move your hand to the ground and it should be the same size, just a bit sharper… do it again indoors or with a lamp and your shadow will grow and shrink. It’s a cool effect most people never even notice. It’s why that cool effect happens in certain places where nothing has a shadow. Because your shadow points perfectly down and is the exact same size as you are so it appears as though you don’t have one, pretty trippy!

  • @XenithsPsyche
    @XenithsPsyche Год назад +358

    “Mm.. big ears” had me absolutely dying for a good 5 minutes, starting laugh-crying. Idk if it’s me being tired or your tone genuinely being hilarious. But that was gold.

    • @4plus4equalsmoo
      @4plus4equalsmoo Год назад +7

      it lives in my mind rent free
      i quote it like how tom segura quotes BIKES

  • @spookydoggo_
    @spookydoggo_ 4 года назад +3369

    Why did I lose my absolute shit when the guy on the mountain just said, "Hmm, big ears."

    • @C4pungMaster
      @C4pungMaster 4 года назад +87

      I already lost my shit when he turned on the arc light and saw his face fried by radiation

    • @jpowel
      @jpowel 4 года назад +9

      I lost my shit when i read your comment

    • @combatpig3435
      @combatpig3435 4 года назад +22

      2:34

    • @maddskillz9505
      @maddskillz9505 4 года назад +2

      Chris Dichmann as of now you have 666 likes...you’re a demon of humor ig now

    • @ilovemajesticbeasts7363
      @ilovemajesticbeasts7363 4 года назад +4

      Did you find your shit after

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 4 года назад +804

    _“With enough harassment you can get anything!”_
    I mean, I didn’t ask for a restraining order but it is something I suppose.

  • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
    @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 2 года назад +227

    I mean, it's cool that acoustic ears work without power. I can legit see a benefit to keeping them around. Plus it is a giant block of concrete; not like it'll be going anywhere anytime soon.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 Год назад +35

      Throw in some plants & you have... sound garden

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 Год назад +14

      Strictly speaking, they did have electronic components. That single point that they're designed to concentrate sound towards actually had a microphone wired to a central listening post so they didn't need to have someone sitting in a giant sideways concrete bowl all day and night to get any use out of them.

    • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
      @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Год назад +2

      @@Great_Olaf5 I didn't know that; makes sense. I guess It'd work either way, but having a recording device would make things easier.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 Год назад +1

      @@sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Not so much for recording, though I suppose that would have been possible. More a live feed.

  • @mtgAzim
    @mtgAzim 2 года назад +978

    I really like that you put the sponsor at the end of the video. It's incredibly viewer friendly and I wish more people respected their viewers in this way.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 Год назад +4

      Athefumen

    • @human0514
      @human0514 Год назад

      shut kid

    • @AmalekIsComing
      @AmalekIsComing Год назад +2

      Yeah

    • @wumbogumbo
      @wumbogumbo Год назад +8

      im pretty sure sponsors pay more to have the ad closer to the start of the video, i recommend just getting the sponsorblock browser extention if you can

    • @thepoweroftheweed2215
      @thepoweroftheweed2215 5 месяцев назад +12

      Sponsors aren't dumb, they only allow their segments at the end of the video if they KNOW the creator's fan base is loyal enough to watch til the end. Any other scenario means you get the video interrupted midway or something

  • @hellfiregaming9401
    @hellfiregaming9401 4 года назад +3671

    A wise man once told me "hmm. Big ears."

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 4 года назад +31

      @Mauro Molinero i cannot physically describe how unfunny this was

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 4 года назад +17

      @Mauro Molinero what a coincidence, no one asked for your comment

    • @StealthLemon420
      @StealthLemon420 4 года назад +39

      @@kat_stuff you know it's funny, you thinking that you'll roast somebody over RUclips comment section. That's my favorite part

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 4 года назад +1

      @@StealthLemon420 bro right back at you

    • @jim2075
      @jim2075 4 года назад

      @Mauro Molinero Yeah that was no definitely not funny

  • @rasmuskock8077
    @rasmuskock8077 4 года назад +23235

    It's like his drawings are getting more and more realistic yet more simplistic at the same time. How does that even work?

  • @EleqtroFruit
    @EleqtroFruit Год назад +64

    00:07 - "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    That aged like *fine* wine

  • @onelobster8623
    @onelobster8623 2 года назад +31

    I’m far superior to many shrimp

    • @Zawaito
      @Zawaito 10 дней назад +1

      Dis you make a whole new account for this?

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider 6 дней назад +1

      But not 8,622 other lobsters, apparently

  • @felippe185
    @felippe185 4 года назад +585

    The master returns, only to disappear again for another 35 years. BLESS ME

    • @theycalledrudy
      @theycalledrudy 4 года назад +7

      God bless you brutha

    • @iamaraven8657
      @iamaraven8657 4 года назад +6

      bless you

    • @dennist8475
      @dennist8475 4 года назад +3

      fuck you

    • @PlayingGilly
      @PlayingGilly 4 года назад +2

      Like Sam says, with great harassment...

    • @dapenguin4637
      @dapenguin4637 4 года назад

      How can you be this stupid he has a consistently uploads at the beginning of each month how can you miss that?

  • @tameus2796
    @tameus2796 3 года назад +7444

    I think “Eye of the B. Holder” is my favorite joke ever so far

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia Год назад +9

    Franklin Roosevelt, when asked why he used a cigarette holder, purportedly replied "My doctor wants me to stay as far away from smoking as possible."

  • @juliankohler5086
    @juliankohler5086 Год назад +30

    "Why drink many glasses of milk when you can eat one udder?"

  • @KazumaDesuwa
    @KazumaDesuwa 4 года назад +1847

    “With enough harassment you can achieve anything”
    - Sam O'Nella 2019

    • @toaster0roaster880
      @toaster0roaster880 4 года назад +32

      That statement is unfortunately true...

    • @reformer1073
      @reformer1073 4 года назад +20

      Would this apply to EA games?

    • @Mute_C1ty
      @Mute_C1ty 4 года назад

      T. Dee which is why they suck

    • @stacycunningham9995
      @stacycunningham9995 4 года назад

      the squeaky joint gets the oil

    • @LunarStrike
      @LunarStrike 4 года назад +8

      T. Dee maybe we’re not harassing enough

  • @enzoqueijao
    @enzoqueijao 4 года назад +2265

    "Yo, you got a lighter?"
    "No, but I can get my cigarette sharer!"

    • @vykx88
      @vykx88 4 года назад +39

      Aw, so heartburning.

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 4 года назад +3

      @@vykx88 that's not correct...

    • @ThingsUploadedbyMe33
      @ThingsUploadedbyMe33 4 года назад +1

      Is that you E? From DCenter?

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 4 года назад +2

      But do you have a cigarette umbrella?

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 3 года назад

      @@ratbat1072 Someone does, surely. Here's an old pic of it that you probably saw already: weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cigarette-umbrella.jpg

  • @SpaZmaticP90
    @SpaZmaticP90 Год назад +22

    Sam O'Nella's Videos have infinite replayability

  • @TehRealMattyA
    @TehRealMattyA 6 месяцев назад +2

    i accidentally clicked on the worst animal skeletons vid at 0:21, so it sounded as if he said "if i've learned anything from the last month, it's that penguins have knees"

  • @spookem6610
    @spookem6610 4 года назад +2037

    “Mmm, Big Ears!”
    - Wise man probably

  • @ashwinnaidoo796
    @ashwinnaidoo796 3 года назад +13597

    I would give anything to hear “hey kids” one more time.

    • @patienceRachel
      @patienceRachel 3 года назад +493

      I would actually give a kidney. I miss him so much

    • @bls7879
      @bls7879 3 года назад +274

      What happened to him? He is active in reddit afaik

    • @mitmatgames604
      @mitmatgames604 3 года назад +531

      @@bls7879 he’s in his final year of uni he’s talked about it on Twitter

    • @somebody4942
      @somebody4942 3 года назад +106

      I will give him my parents

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 3 года назад +21

      Washiul Alam Shohan
      what’s his Reddit?

  • @wonderflounium
    @wonderflounium Год назад +8

    One thing that makes the revolver mouse trap a bit more practical is that they are intended to be used with rat shot which wouldn't have nearly as many safety issues as a normal round.

  • @H1PP1E88
    @H1PP1E88 2 года назад +11

    "aw, how heartburning!"
    -sam o'nella

  • @keithnicolas3097
    @keithnicolas3097 4 года назад +3098

    " *With* *enough* *harrasment* *you* *can* *acheive* *anything* "
    It sure worked for me

  • @feffermickel
    @feffermickel 4 года назад +228

    “Mmm, big ears”
    I don’t know why but that shit made me heavy nose exhale for a solid 10 seconds

    • @dragonias6725
      @dragonias6725 4 года назад +2

      This comment made me laugh harder than I would like it to be

  • @gamebox3254
    @gamebox3254 Год назад +13

    Apparently we can harass him into coming back after 2 years.

  • @cumslinger9002
    @cumslinger9002 Год назад +8

    1:36 is easily my favorite clip of Sam O’nella especially out of context

  • @myleschassereau6743
    @myleschassereau6743 3 года назад +35041

    Apparently we can’t harass him into coming back.

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 3 года назад +2512

      Try harder

    • @Sakko333
      @Sakko333 3 года назад +264

      ßcreaming ßiren666 fuck let’s do it

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 3 года назад +451

      a yeti making yellow snow that’s what she said

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 3 года назад +126

      ßcreaming ßiren666 that’s what she said again

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 3 года назад +61

      Sako that’s what she said... yet again

  • @NewgirlNola
    @NewgirlNola 3 года назад +21572

    I like how he refers to his unsettling depictions of historical figures as “my characters”

  • @TheMrNugget
    @TheMrNugget Год назад +4

    We miss you Sam

  • @LegoDude3258
    @LegoDude3258 2 года назад +9

    Sam: "With enough harassment you can achieve anything."
    Me: Please please please come back!

  • @beetlebubz6469
    @beetlebubz6469 4 года назад +20338

    Sam's drawings have become increasingly more disturbing...
    *I like it*

    • @jacobplata
      @jacobplata 4 года назад +87

      9/10 video

    • @dominic2009
      @dominic2009 4 года назад +66

      BeetleBubz he’s innovating

    • @megamichael4021
      @megamichael4021 4 года назад +8

      Person with makeup looks like the ayuwoki

    • @spoookley
      @spoookley 4 года назад +19

      i say not disturbing enough

    • @raisinman1870
      @raisinman1870 4 года назад +43

      That's because he signed up for *Skillshare*

  • @therun7024
    @therun7024 3 года назад +7046

    fun fact: there is actually a modern gun that works like the weird gun that shoots around corners and stuff, but the modern equivalent fixed the problem by not bending the barrel, and instead just being a selfie stick in gun form

    • @salmontube1691
      @salmontube1691 3 года назад +465

      Yeah, its a glock on a hinge pretty much

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 3 года назад +274

      The Krummlauf actually worked. The bullets didn't even shrapnel. You could put this thing on a MG43 and it wouldn't melt under the heat of World war II's superior machine gun.

    • @orbiter277
      @orbiter277 3 года назад +76

      Do you mean the 42?

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 3 года назад +182

      @@orbiter277 Yes. Thank you. I was on low sleep when I wrote this.
      I'm actually surprised that I didn't made more typos.

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 3 года назад +9

      It isn't a gun, though.

  • @jasminerichardson4475
    @jasminerichardson4475 2 года назад +3

    I miss his content so much😭

  • @bigdog7632
    @bigdog7632 4 года назад +4201

    “Horse to be beckoned.”
    “Force to be reckoned.”
    This has no right being so clever.

  • @nateblake6688
    @nateblake6688 4 года назад +1160

    Teacher: what’s so funny?
    Me: nothing
    My head: BiG EaRs

    • @harper8842
      @harper8842 4 года назад +48

      hRm biG eArs

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 года назад +12

      Hrm bigge eers,.

    • @nathanbray8145
      @nathanbray8145 4 года назад +8

      *giggles* mum: what so funny? me: nothin’. head:Hrm, BIg eArs

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 4 года назад +7

      I find "Before grandma starts drooping again" the exact amount laughter inducingness

    • @IdiotToonz
      @IdiotToonz 4 года назад +1

      @@Linguineo "horse dropkicking a grandma"

  • @ianb4619
    @ianb4619 2 года назад +48

    3:21 school gym floors be like:

  • @zacharywalker9516
    @zacharywalker9516 Год назад +2

    I was almost in tears when he did the mouse trap with the pistol. His writing is genius

  • @santiagobustos7579
    @santiagobustos7579 3 года назад +2141

    At 3:54 when he said "my God" in german I just couldn't stop laughing for some reason

    • @idtolani
      @idtolani 3 года назад +42

      i rewatch this video just for that part😂😂😂

    • @clarimm6675
      @clarimm6675 2 года назад +72

      I'm German and I'm wheezing 😂 his pronunciation was really good though

    • @saso5096
      @saso5096 2 года назад +14

      Chruhmlauf

    • @pvt.rickert4002
      @pvt.rickert4002 2 года назад +38

      MEIN GOTT

    • @GRAVEHEART453
      @GRAVEHEART453 2 года назад +14

      M E I N G O T T

  • @tropicalsadness2407
    @tropicalsadness2407 3 года назад +13465

    Guys, don't worry; Sam's just working on getting his patent for the Cheez-them.

  • @justsomerandompigeon5080
    @justsomerandompigeon5080 2 года назад +3

    Please come back. We all need you.

  • @zFreacker
    @zFreacker 2 года назад +3

    Fun fact: The krummlauf was used to defend tanks from close by enemy troops while still being inside the tank. It didn't even matter that the rounds exploded because that basically turned the gun into a semi or fully automatic shotgun which was even more effective.

  • @irisl8538
    @irisl8538 4 года назад +1543

    So everyone’s talking about the inventions, but that intro to the moonlight tower tho.
    “Why drink many glasses of milk if you could EAT ONE UDDER”

    • @Nunlover
      @Nunlover 4 года назад +26

      We just call them moon towers in Austin

    • @clawspider6305
      @clawspider6305 4 года назад

      Rules of souls game:
      1. don't pass mirrows in dark
      2. Dont leave doors open during night
      3. If you know all 3 rules you participate
      Sorry guys I just saw some old gay ass creepypasta. Im paranoid. Sorry

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 4 года назад +3

      @@clawspider6305 "Dont leave doors open during night"
      I've been doing this for years o_o spoopy

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 года назад +4

      @@clawspider6305 i thought it was some fucking thing about dark souls.

    • @dudelove94
      @dudelove94 4 года назад

      I don't drink milk and eat udders! Like really, barbecued udders are so good!

  • @scotttenamen5027
    @scotttenamen5027 4 года назад +4038

    The revolver mousetrap wasn't actually meant to trap mice. It was meant to be a booby trap but was illegal to patent lethal booby traps, so they found a loophole and patented it as a mouse trap.
    Much like it's illegal to sell untested synthetic amphetamines but it is legal to sell them as "bath salts".

    • @ghplayer9228
      @ghplayer9228 4 года назад +62

      "Legal"

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 4 года назад +156

      The drug known as bath salts is illegal any which way. Actual bath salts like epsom salt aren't the same thing.

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 4 года назад +201

      ... 'Bath salts' isn't a street name for a particular drug, like 'dope' or 'molly', it's just a term that references a fairly wide range of synthetic research chemicals with a similar mechanism of action, in order to communicate what they are and legally sell them while creating a market. There are tonnes of online research chem developers and vendors, the drugs usually exist in a kind of legal grey area where they're not illegal yet but not caught under any existing legislation explicitly banning them, but they can't be sold as 'psychoactive drug', that comes under FDA control and they wouldn't be able to sell. So they label it as something that isn't controlled and say it's 'not for human consumption' to get around that. Vendors also call certain groups of compounds things like 'plant food' or 'pet shampoo' or 'incense' etc. Usually law enforcement get wind of the specific drugs fairly quickly and move to ban them as soon as they're aware of them, which just means there's an arms race between LE and developers as they make new compounds that aren't technically illegal yet to replace the now-banned ones. So the specific drug that was initially referred to as 'bath salts' was probably many many different drugs, most of which would be banned now and replaced with new ones also sold, euphemistically, as 'vath salts'. Like, how do you not know that man lol

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 4 года назад +17

      Where does one buy these legal bath salts, then? What brand, in what store?

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 4 года назад +56

      Fsilone There are hundreds of 'brands'. Online vendors, from Silk Road type deepweb sites, usually a random RC vendor you find online by googling 'legal highs' 'buy legal highs [your country]' etc, or through word of mouth from users on sites like bluelight and drugsforums etc, sometimes even on ebay and stuff depending what you're looking for and what it's current legal status is. These are _drugs__ dude they don't have trademarked brand names and licensed dispensaries, the point is to avoid the laws and regulations in place, obviously there's not going to be like an 'official bath salts store, which wouldn't make sense anyway because as already established, 'bath salts' is a euphemism to get past the need for FDA approval and doesn't refer to any one specific drug and especially not a specific vendor

  • @jacktaylor6155
    @jacktaylor6155 2 года назад +4

    I miss this guy

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 Год назад +6

    Idk how long I’ve been subbed to Sam for but for the fast 4 hours I’ve been binge watching every single video he’s uploaded, and I’m not stopping until I watch them all!!!!!!!!

  • @_-_sinexus_-_
    @_-_sinexus_-_ 4 года назад +621

    When that horse-train goes down a hill ankles are gonna break.

    • @chriswashingtonbeats
      @chriswashingtonbeats 4 года назад +2

      I am your first subscriber

    • @marreco6347
      @marreco6347 4 года назад +5

      Thats why we brought mouse revolver traps along

    • @trolloler5954
      @trolloler5954 4 года назад

      I am your second subscrobervf8zjusjkweakadi 2

  • @adamthj
    @adamthj 4 года назад +4456

    I can’t wear a T-shirt that says “hey kids” even if it has your face on

    • @thelions1758
      @thelions1758 4 года назад +11

      It doesn't say hey kids

    • @devinlabuda5713
      @devinlabuda5713 4 года назад +152

      You should wear one with your face on it.

    • @face9526
      @face9526 4 года назад +11

      Hmmmm, big ears

    • @ThebaldZ
      @ThebaldZ 4 года назад +3

      the lions all u had to do was click a link, smh.

    • @redrobsanthem9206
      @redrobsanthem9206 4 года назад +5

      *Especially if it has his face on it

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 2 года назад +6

    The Krummlauf actually saw use in early StuG tanks which didn’t have any hull-mounted machine guns. The bent barrel allowed for a greater arc of fire when sticking the gun out a gun port, and the shattered bullets were still deadly enough to kill infantry at close range. It was even slightly advantageous since the shooter didn’t have to aim through the tight gun port, they could just spray away.

  • @chokinghazard2942
    @chokinghazard2942 Год назад +2

    His “falling out of style” drawing killed me

  • @crunchyalfredo2985
    @crunchyalfredo2985 4 года назад +767

    All I know after watching this is that I want a Cheez-Them

    • @RedBoi1337
      @RedBoi1337 4 года назад +9

      I want the udder

    • @AMF3613
      @AMF3613 4 года назад

      Cheez-Thems will probably just be two of the regular ones taped together.

    • @whocaresimdead7474
      @whocaresimdead7474 4 года назад +1

      @@AMF3613 scotch tape or duct tape?

    • @AMF3613
      @AMF3613 4 года назад

      VVh0_c4r35_ 1nn_c134c1 Flex tape

    • @pinheadlarry1977
      @pinheadlarry1977 4 года назад

      *Soviet anthem plays*

  • @nostopit179
    @nostopit179 4 года назад +6847

    “Alienating baby boomers” Sam was the ok boomer train before it even left the station

    • @fortepiano1196
      @fortepiano1196 4 года назад +29

      ye

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy 4 года назад +146

      normies dont even know where the boomer meme came from

    • @namename-mz1je
      @namename-mz1je 4 года назад +9

      @@mrwtfwhy tbh

    • @lean_boof2925
      @lean_boof2925 4 года назад +9

      mrwtfwhy Honestly bro

    • @Kaleun14
      @Kaleun14 4 года назад +75

      It had been a thing on 4chan and Ifunny for around a year. It was when Twittee and Tumblr found out about it, when it was ruined.

  • @cynthmcdonalds
    @cynthmcdonalds Год назад +6

    Dude, I remember watching him when I was 5 or something, just barely found him again after all these years of searching.
    *finds out he left the channel:*

  • @matthewpickin1043
    @matthewpickin1043 8 месяцев назад +5

    I’m tryna take a shit watching this but I keep laughing and it keeps going back up

  • @scyra9997
    @scyra9997 4 года назад +329

    Just ordered the merch! Can't wait to get bullied at school for wearing it.

    • @ahgetouttaere7808
      @ahgetouttaere7808 4 года назад

      *HA'S U'S SUX'S*

    • @spedwagon5705
      @spedwagon5705 4 года назад +2

      Ik but I still want it

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 4 года назад

      Hey kid

    • @ahgetouttaere7808
      @ahgetouttaere7808 4 года назад

      @@f4andrew7
      RUclips : [ smacks lips ] im sorry sir but thats not aloud, your channel is now gone for not being original, and for profanity, and lastly, violence

    • @michaelmalloy6231
      @michaelmalloy6231 4 года назад

      I will protect you

  • @emiliano6645
    @emiliano6645 4 года назад +1747

    I just love how Sam descends deeper into insanity with every single video

  • @mrudulvelhal5338
    @mrudulvelhal5338 Год назад +4

    Come back to us salmonella

  • @crinkly.love-stick
    @crinkly.love-stick 2 года назад +2

    A hollowed out pickle, full of lucky charms? Keep that dillwhole, stuff it full of cereal milk, shove a stick up in there, and freeze it.
    Voila! A tasty treat that's guaranteed to get you removed from public places! Perfect for the beach, grandma's funeral, wherever

  • @ginodicarlo5006
    @ginodicarlo5006 4 года назад +528

    "Mmm, big ears"
    I don't know why but that shit made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes

  • @calebrose740
    @calebrose740 3 года назад +2549

    2:35 The way he says "big ears" is just so funny and I don't even know why

    • @michaelwayland695
      @michaelwayland695 3 года назад +102

      Its currently 2am for me and I'm in tears from laughing so hard at it

    • @sadcat747
      @sadcat747 3 года назад +46

      I mean it's sam.

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 3 года назад +18

      @@sadcat747 Fair enough

    • @brycehale7597
      @brycehale7597 3 года назад +45

      Maybe because it sounds like he's having an orgasm while saying it

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 3 года назад +16

      @@brycehale7597 Don't make me look that up on r34

  • @Brad-iq1eu
    @Brad-iq1eu 5 месяцев назад +3

    Sometimes i really cant look at the drawings. Hilarious

  • @alexmercshard
    @alexmercshard 8 месяцев назад +1

    the nametag joke is actually insane had me rolling

  • @melkmelo8448
    @melkmelo8448 3 года назад +6517

    "Aw, how heart-burning"

  • @mikeymccafferty5339
    @mikeymccafferty5339 3 года назад +1223

    "This machine is recorded at having a maximum output of 2-4 horsepower which... sounds about right" just kills me

    • @Aditya-wg3lp
      @Aditya-wg3lp 8 месяцев назад +15

      Fun fact 1 horse has a maximum power output of 15hp so this machine is actually super slowe

  • @bmcc12
    @bmcc12 Год назад

    Sam Onella, one of the greatest providers on You Tube! Thank you so much.

  • @PantherCat64
    @PantherCat64 8 месяцев назад +1

    Best part about the Impusoria is a single horse can produce 15 horsepower alone.
    Meaning that thing was producing less horsepower with 4 horses than if you were to get on a single horse.

  • @gummydummy2489
    @gummydummy2489 4 года назад +2493

    Grandpa what war did you fight in again?
    Grandpa: The not as great but still pretty alright war.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 3 года назад +45

      The one where we weren't one of the bad guys.

    • @wut_birbowo6166
      @wut_birbowo6166 3 года назад +1

      GummyDummy 200 like uwu

    • @josephine1468
      @josephine1468 3 года назад

      Technically he'd have to be over 200 years old.

    • @thevoidbroadcast2127
      @thevoidbroadcast2127 3 года назад +2

      TRITZ005 I think you over estimate how long ago as2 was

    • @lordeverett5642
      @lordeverett5642 3 года назад

      Carewolf what?

  • @ronanzaletel6517
    @ronanzaletel6517 4 года назад +593

    “Hey, you know what’s more important than oxygen? Nicotine.”
    That made me laugh so hard
    Edit: Wow I’ve never had this many likes before thanks

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 4 года назад

      Cant have nicotine without oxygen
      ;)
      I really hope im right

    • @sirsmackabear4688
      @sirsmackabear4688 4 года назад

      Its all true

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 4 года назад

      @TeamHansen19
      I mean cause it comes from plants
      ...right?

  • @paj5529
    @paj5529 Месяц назад +2

    "Beauty Micrometer" yeah sorry sam no fooling me here thats clearly a Skullcrusher

  • @bonkaddicct8620
    @bonkaddicct8620 Год назад +1

    Another thing the Beauty Micrometer is good for, is making your Dark Souls character look precisely like you.

  • @I_got_here
    @I_got_here 3 года назад +5367

    Yo the gun mouce trap is the most american thing i've ever heard of

    • @onionman8811
      @onionman8811 3 года назад +164

      as an american i can confirm

    • @rex208
      @rex208 3 года назад +15

      Same

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 3 года назад +41

      Need more dakka

    • @swedewtf
      @swedewtf 3 года назад +83

      I heard its pretty similar to the way the mafia deal with rats

    • @cosmicpaul8238
      @cosmicpaul8238 3 года назад +30

      mouce

  • @cat_soup
    @cat_soup 3 года назад +2636

    "Honey. The Cage fell off again."
    "At least timmy was not in there right?"
    "Uhhhh, let's say we have RAGU now for free."

  • @hello2judas807
    @hello2judas807 Год назад +4

    It’s amazing that we actually managed to harass him into making another video

  • @beetlejess7997
    @beetlejess7997 Год назад +4

    2:29 I don't know how many times I've seen all his videos but I just now noticed that the people climbing the mountain are from other videos he made

  • @almosteducatedmf8352
    @almosteducatedmf8352 4 года назад +6733

    Sam getting better at animation legit scares me
    Let’s hope he continues

  • @gluteusmaximus8881
    @gluteusmaximus8881 4 года назад +139

    "With enough harassment, you can achieve anything!" Truly words you should live by

  • @FloodlightGamingReal
    @FloodlightGamingReal Год назад +2

    I love how he just put the kruumlauf on his old ak drawing instead of, i dunno, *an StG-44*

  • @paulmahoney7619
    @paulmahoney7619 Год назад +2

    "The not-as-great-but-still-pretty-alright war"
    Quite a name for the most deadly and destructive war in human history.

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 3 года назад +3797

    "And they said "M E I N G O T T""

  • @rampagebros3533
    @rampagebros3533 4 года назад +422

    2:50 I'm going to screenshot this bit and post it everywhere I can with no context

    • @snorkfroken7056
      @snorkfroken7056 4 года назад +15

      Rampage bros it kinda looks like a depressed condom if you ask me..

    • @octopusyogurt1883
      @octopusyogurt1883 4 года назад +2

      Please do!

    • @Furko08
      @Furko08 4 года назад +1

      Good idea, will do now

    • @Gabiyi
      @Gabiyi 4 года назад +5

      What about this one 4:53

    • @oliviaj9060
      @oliviaj9060 4 года назад +2

      “Out of context Sam” on the reddit page

  • @isabellaangeline2175
    @isabellaangeline2175 2 года назад +1

    For some reason every single time he says, “hey kids” I expect him to follow it up with, “do you like violence?” “Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?”

  • @Iramao
    @Iramao 2 года назад

    1:56 my video automatically paused here and i had no idea, so i just sat there for a good 20 seconds waiting for the baby cage to fall. i have so much faith in you, sam

  • @frigidguyy6316
    @frigidguyy6316 3 года назад +1203

    According to RUclips’s auto-generated captions “moron” is a swear word.

    • @AJ-vs3yz
      @AJ-vs3yz 3 года назад +30

      @@DirtyBottomsPottery maybe some people shouldn't have free speech, and thanks to you for making me realize this!

    • @TRDario
      @TRDario 3 года назад +40

      ​@@AJ-vs3yz Ah, so cenaorship is fine if you don't like their opinion? That is quite alarming, cause that's exactly what dictatorships do too. I don't condone hate crime and racism in any way, but freedom of speech is just like that sometimes, it can hurt.
      (not trying to defend what the other guy said by the way)

    • @AJ-vs3yz
      @AJ-vs3yz 3 года назад +28

      @@TRDario yes, my bad, I really shouldn't have phrased it that way, but his words and inclusion of my home country in such a bad light wasn't very nice when India was not mentioned, nor hinted towards in any way in the original content or comment

    • @AJ-vs3yz
      @AJ-vs3yz 3 года назад +23

      @@TRDario Maybe "The thing you said was extremely racist" would be a better phrasing of my thoughts

    • @TRDario
      @TRDario 3 года назад +18

      @@AJ-vs3yz Ah, now that you explained it is actually completely reasonable. My bad for jumping to conclusions

  • @ethansantiago155
    @ethansantiago155 4 года назад +12541

    "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    Protest in a nutshell

    • @tonyvu3235
      @tonyvu3235 4 года назад +40

      Ethan Santiago the more you know

    • @crudecube
      @crudecube 4 года назад +154

      How the fuck do you make such a joke in 2 minu-...
      Ah fuck it, it's the internet

    • @theycalledrudy
      @theycalledrudy 4 года назад +32

      I mean, he isn't wrong

    • @ethansantiago155
      @ethansantiago155 4 года назад +8

      @@crudecube Notifications.

    • @floridaman54
      @floridaman54 4 года назад +69

      Tell that to the Chinese

  • @grumpymonkeyenterprises6413
    @grumpymonkeyenterprises6413 Год назад +1

    All the light of the moon and all the vision damage of the sun, talk about a win win. 😂

  • @reaganclark6343
    @reaganclark6343 2 года назад

    i just re-found this guys channel and forgot how great it was, time to binge an ungodly amount

  • @ironidol
    @ironidol 3 года назад +2524

    The way he pronounced "Krummlauf" made it sound more Russian than German, but it still made me go "MEIN GOTT!"

    • @Hqoba5471
      @Hqoba5471 2 года назад +29

      Hümlaaoof 3:45

    • @karmadoesmore1644
      @karmadoesmore1644 2 года назад +27

      хумлаоф

    • @sentrygun9978
      @sentrygun9978 2 года назад +1

      Rummlauf

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 2 года назад +20

      würd mich nicht wundern wenn hitler die scheiße wirklich von tom und jerry hatte

    • @TheAsdasy
      @TheAsdasy 2 года назад +3

      @@GreedyOrange adolfus

  • @penis_theif
    @penis_theif 4 года назад +409

    WWI, 9/10: Cool Bayonet charges and funny looking Tanks and Guns.
    WWII, 6/10: Overrated and France fell early for some reason.

    • @penis_theif
      @penis_theif 4 года назад +9

      Dont think about a France Surrender Meme you cucc

    • @saulgoodcat
      @saulgoodcat 4 года назад +7

      I don't know. WW1 was cool but artillery was over used in my opinion. And in WW2 France made a new account called "The French Resistance" which had pretty cool strategies against the Germans

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 4 года назад +8

      Also the war dragging out in the pacific for like 4 months after Germany surrendered left me hanging for too long and dropping two really powerful bombs on two barely relevant cities instead of Tokyo & Kyoto really felt anticlimactic.

    • @1PageAtATime
      @1PageAtATime 4 года назад +7

      Anyone trying to invade Russia: I don’t see any Russians just snow
      The snow:starts talking
      Why do I hear boss music?

    • @batmangovno
      @batmangovno 4 года назад +5

      I disagree, the starvation during the Siege of Stalingrad was pretty sick imo. Should bring the score a couple points.

  • @legitspaghettinoodle5589
    @legitspaghettinoodle5589 2 года назад +17

    Sam is the most Chaotic good person ive ever watched

  • @juke9674
    @juke9674 Год назад +2

    I like that "Krummlauf" literally 1:1 translates to "bent barrel"

  • @marvi5962
    @marvi5962 4 года назад +562

    2016: Miscellaneous Mondays
    2019: *NOT ENOUGH PROPERTY DAMAGE*

  • @firen777
    @firen777 4 года назад +5246

    Tom and Jerry: exists
    Germans: *MEIN GOTT*

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles Год назад +1

    "aw, how heart burning."
    fucking genius, dude! best line I've heard in a while.

  • @Therockyhorrorqueen666
    @Therockyhorrorqueen666 Год назад +3

    I miss you 😢

  • @pisspotpunk
    @pisspotpunk 3 года назад +340

    "where the conniving rat bends the gun barrel back at his adversary"
    -Samuel O'nella

    • @Combes_
      @Combes_ 2 года назад +8

      MEIN GOTT