IDK but I kinda like the Bull Terrier Also Boston Terriers are pretty cool vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/2/29/Iggy_OVA.png/revision/latest?cb=20130130075911
Some breeders are trying to bring about something called the Retropug. They're like what pugs used to look like a few centuries ago (still small, still have curly tails, still have the goofy grins, but have enough of a snout to breath.
I once saw a film about a prestigious dog show which was won by a shih-tzu (a tiny thing that looked very much like a mop). Immediately afterwards, the owner placed the dog on a huge block of ice and explained this was necessary because the dog was prone to overheating after exertion - the"exertion" in this case being strolling around the hall a few times before the judges. And this poor, basically unviable creature was awarded the main prize, setting an example for other breeders to follow.
@@simplyspenser887 You know what´s more depressing? According to vet techs, brachycephalic breeds like frenchies, mops, etc, don´t want the endotracheal tube (ya know, the thing vets and human doctors give patients during anesthesia to ensure proper breathing) removed after anesthesia. It´s the best their ever breathed, and it´s just sad.
There is actualy a reason for the Dachshunds shape: It was suposed to crawl into rabbitholes and make the Baggers run out, so that the hunter can kill them.
They’re actually German, their name means “badger dog”. Including rabbits, they were meant to climb into all sorts of places but mainly badger burrows. I have one, so I speak for all dachshund owners when I say they like to burrow in blankets.
Yeah this kinda seemed poorly researched. Some of the origins of the breeds had "reasons" outside of just looking appealing. Tbh dogs aren't the only organisms that have been bred to incredibly unnatural standards. Corn, strawberries, apples, avocados, wheat, etc etc. Are all so different from their native ancestors. Our modern day forms are much bigger, have a higher sugar content, and tend to produce fleshier fruits. Is it unnatural? Yes. Would they survive in nature? Most wouldn't or they'd began to adapt and change. Is it good? Not always. Some of these organisms will have a lower quality of life. But is it bad? Not always. Some of these species are more drought or disease tolerant. Selective breeding isn't always a bad thing but it isnt inherently great either.
There's also a reason behind their big floppy ears, like all other big floppy-eared hounds (bloodhounds, basset hounds, beagles). Having bigger ears that hang down to their snout improves their focus and sense of smell to anything they're meant to track down.
@@ranchertoads1009 I meant you're not wrong. Though my aunt and uncle have one, and it's honestly adorable. It's like one of those almost hairless gray ones. It's actually extremely nice and sweet, just extremely fragile too.
my great aunt & mom's ex bf both had chihuahuas. they were both very obsessed with them & went a lil crazy when their dogs died... no shade, but chihuahua owners just be like that.... yknow?
“So that’s my little rant about the monstrosities that live right under our noses” Sorry, but I actually don’t have a nose anymore. Mr wiggles was hungry.
Where's the actual statistic for that? I've never heard that in my life. Plus, don't people dock some dogs' ears so they stand up straight? Like with Dobermans? Sounds like you're just making up shit. Okay, after researching, there isn't an exact percentage, ESPECIALLY not one that high. However, they do have slightly worse hearing, since the ears muffle sound. But, that drawback is replaced by more effective smelling/tracking.
I used to be able to summon my friend's german shepard by doing a chihuahua bark and stopping when she rounded the corner. it was pretty funny, as she thought there was an actual dog and responded accordingly
@BigChonk13 I have, but that guy could look semi-normal if he went on a diet. I'm talkin' motherfucking humans genetically manipulated into semi-sentient worms.
Dachsunds were actually bred as rat hunting dogs, those short legs are so they can fit into very tight spaces, and their tail was bred to be strong enough that the owner could grab it and pull the dog out if it ever got stuck
Sort of, if you look at historical pictures they have short legs, but still long enough to be functional. Now that they're never used for their original purpose and are just pets laying around the house all day, they dialed the short leg thing all the way up to a ridiculous and unhealthy level.
They weren´t exactly "rat dogs", like some terriers, but dogs used for hunting animals in their dens. Their short legs and long body were useful in digging into fox burrow, for example. Of course, the OG dashunds had longer legs than those we see today.
Actually, no. They were created to hunt badgers in their burrows. Dachshund is German for "Badger Dog". The short legs are the same as they were historically, but modern Dachshunds have a much longer (and more fragile) back than their predecessors.
The chihuahua, also known as the following nicknames: Purse Demon Neurotic Necrodalmation The Meth Master Bashful the Bloodlust Shiba InurCorpse Wolfenstein Panzerhund Reject Got Your Nose 2: I ate it Edition
Oh look at how cute he is taking a vacation for his organs. (Here's what happened) I can't breathe why is my skin falling off and this is how the owner of mr wigglesworth died by the toxic turd af a chihuahua
I’ve never actually seen a chihuahua like the one he described. All of them I’ve seen are very well behaved and love to play. The one I know best though look like an arctic fox which is pretty cool looking and it’s extremely shy when it’s not in a playful mood.
I remember when I was with a friend for a couple days and they had 3 dogs, one of which was a chihuahua. His name was Peanut, because he was the color of peanut butter. Peanut was abused by his previous owners, and was extremely shy because of this. Peanut was a very sweet guy, he just had a rough life.
Chihuahua's are usually only aggressive because they are constantly babied. Literally walking man children constantly afraid of anything bigger then them or that they don't know. But give them half an hour they'll relax.
I really hate to say this, it was my stepdads dog, but the 3 lb chiuhuahua passed away recently. And I literally wasnt sad. I LOVE dogs, but dude, the thing existed for the Devil.
Treat a chihuahua like a dog. You get a good boy. Treat a chihuahua like a glorified handbag accesory. You get a snapping, screaming, sh*ting hellspawn.
I had one. She was a sweetheart, but was abused in a puppy mill and was terrified of men. It took me a year to get her to fully trust me, and from then on, we were inseparable. The only person she ever attacked was a guy in cowboy boots messing with her. The poor dear broke her teeth on that tough leather, so the vet had to pull them all out. For the rest of her life, her tongue hung out her mouth giving her this "hurr" look like Stimpy.
The only chihuahua I've ever properly encountered was a sweetheart. She wagged her tail and behaved like any other good dog. So, I believe you. Seeing people trashing the whole breed for their owners' faults sure makes me feel awful.
Can we just TALK about the Irish Wolfhound? The Irish created a dog that is so enormous, so swift, and so unfailingly loyal, they used it to HUNT WOLVES. And apparently, it worked, because there aren't wolves in Ireland anymore.
in africa there is a race of dog meant to fight hienas and lions, i cant really remember the name edit: it seems it is the kangal and is not for hunting lions, but to protect form bears and wolves and is not from africa but form turkey
Just to prove sams point about pugs, my old math teacher once told us how she got a puppy pug, and the same day it died because it couldn’t breathe while eating out of a bowl
2:34 the dachshund actually has a function behind its features. It is designed to fit into badger holes and be so annoying that it triggers a bout of the bloodwrath so the badger will come forth and try and do everyone a favor by silencing the yap.
@@rattle_me_bones I have the sweetest chihuahua who's nothing like the pics & videos you're referring to. Many people share videos about their normal chihuahuas, but they don't end up in viral memes, so people assume they're all crazy, which isn't any more true than all pitbulls are violent.
@@ArtisticlyAlexis i have a chihuahua too and if someone breaks into my house, instead of bitting and protecting us, she will just roll over herself and pee
Every chihuahua I’ve met is just as described in the video. I mean yeah of course they aren’t like that to people they know, especially their owners, but still they’ve come straight from hell to punish us for our sins or some shit
There is hope. A breeder in The Netherlands has been working to undo the genetic deformities of the French Bulldog, basically fixing the godawful snout and short neck that's causing all of the breathing issues.
Yeah I have French bulldogs and I hate them they’re so weird looking and are constantly breathing like a person with asthma after the fitness gram paser test. But my parents think they’re sooo cute.
@@bucketboy8461 now, i hate the deformities, but i cant help but love calling it a fucking pig and laughing at its retarded ass face, so i love my brother's frenchie
And I fear that the same fate will come to the French bulldog as well. They are still somewhat fine now, but with all the hype around them now that people realise that we've fucked up the English bulldog beyond repair I fear for their future in the next few decades
ok 2 things (since i'm a total nerd about dogs lol) 1. dachshunds were bred with short legs to be able to fit into badger dens and hunt them 2. most of the time chihuahuas (and other small dogs) act like that because people constantly overstep their boundaries and treat them like toys because they're small
My Apple Head I’m so sorry to hear that and I know the health problems weren’t entirely due to the beer but he should have been more responsible and not given his dog beer because that could harm the dog really bad
It’s now illegal in Norway to breed a few specific dogs. Breeding English or French bulldogs, or King Charles cavalier spaniels qualifies as animal cruelty. Cropping has been banned in Europe for some time now, but it’s still done in the US 🙄
@@nonsensical180 Never say a sentence like that. Some of the worst people in Human History said some shit like that. I can tell you plain and simply, what a Human being can do with THAT mindset is, historically, a thousand times more cruel and gruesome than ANY pug's existence Power corrupts, absolutely. Removing a *little* freedom inevitably causes a domino-effect of authoritarianism. Besides.. the U.S is most definitely NOT very free anymore.. (fuck's sake, DENMARK has less domestic Economic regulations than America.. Economically compared to a nation like Denmark? We're borderline communist.
Bull terriers were definitely cuter before being crossbred. Also the passionate anger in his voice when he talks about specifically pugs and Chihuahuas
Every dog in this Video looked cuter before breeding. I'd give a fortune to own a wolfdog but I wouldn't pay a penny to be the owner of these nightmarish devils...
Used to have a Staffordshire bull terrier once. (One of the few bull terrier breeds that are genetically similar to how dogs used to be.) He lived to fucking 18 YEARS OLD before our last vet visit. If a dog is able to live long enough to go senile, then that’s a sign that the breed is good.
@@Orange_Fever yep. We done fucked up an entire species that was already loyal to us because it was "cute" which also means modern dogs are almost entirely dependent on us for survival because of how fucked up they are
At least dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers (hence their German name of Badger Dog). Basically, their long, low bodies let them run through badger dens to chase the creatures out, where the human would grab them
This. Also, working lines of dachshunds from back in the day look a good bit different than many of the deformed versions we have today. The way they were originally bred, of course they weren't prone to as many health issues (like bad backs) as they are now.
Dachshunds have a form of dwarfism. Bassets have it too. In they both have the weenie body, though bassets are more of a bratwurst because they are WAY bigger.
The tail was even bred to be short and strong so once they grabbed hold of the badger, the hunter could yank the dog and badger out of the burrow all at once.
While the dachshund is messed up, there is a real reason for its shape other than just looking "cute". They were bred to do what ferrets excel at: chase small game like rabbits into their burrows.
@@Vel1ar Uh, no. They are great hounds. They love being what they are. If you go look at an actually informative vid/article, they are highly adapted for what the do. They go in holes and fight angry little critters. (Dachshund = Badger hound) Bonus, they have very waggy tails because the tail strong. They are strong because they can be used to pull them out of the hole in case they get stuck.
i agree with the dachshund except they weren’t bred for cuteness primarily, they were originally bred for hunting badgers by having a small and long enough body to go in their burrows and drag them out
They weren't originally bred to be that small or have 6 inch legs look up black mouth curs ... That's what the early full bred dachshunds were bred to look like but like with most house pets functionality took a backseat to over exaggerated qualities A normal short legged dachshund today wouldn't be able to catch a badger their too slow can't dig as well as their ancestors and don't have the ability to claw the badger ... 100 years ago you could get about 20 dachshunds and they were completely capable of taking down a black bear now a house cat could easily kill one I've owned dachshunds as well as curs and a long legged dachshund is basically a black mouth cur
@@achintdhiman4807 imagine everything you just said your dachshund could do and imagine it being able to do it fives times better Also I don't know if it's the same story but where I live a old lady got killed by some dachshunds it was at least 6 of them I don't remember the details but I think she trips and broke something
The irony is that both the dachshund and the chihuahua are examples of dogs that were bred for functionality. Dachshunds were bred for hunting animals that lived in tunnels (I forget which animal specifically) and chihuahuas were bred to be _living hot water bottles._ Of course, they're so neurotic that I can't imagine them actually working out well that way, but there was an attempt.
Dachshunds looked *very* different when they actually hunted badgers. Look up some historical photos. Now that they no longer do anything useful, the legs have got shorter, the backs longer, and the heads narrower and weaker. Similarly, the land race breed that eventually became chihuahuas looked very different - they were much larger, had deer shaped heads (not the ridiculous "apple head" they now have) and longer snouts
@@giftofthewild6665 Yes, many working breed dogs that transformed into companion dogs have been bred to have their unique features exaggerated. My point was that those unique features were not created at random. Working dachshunds did still have stubby legs and long bodies. It's just that their legs were not _as_ stubby and their bodies not _as_ long. To be clear, I'm not a fan of the direction that former working breeds have gone. Breed standards put forth by the AKC in particular are a disaster. I think they should maintain the working dog standards that they had and the focus should not be on exaggerating those standards, but rather on improving their health and lessening genetic illnesses. My point was merely to correct the misconception that certain breeds exist solely for the lulz. As for the chihuahua, there are records of them going back at least two hundred years, as well as a description of small dogs being in Aztec markets from a letter from 1520. As for the "land race breed," if you're referring to the Xoloitzcuintle, the chihuahua is not descended from that. They're both descended from the small dog mentioned in that letter. Xoloitzcuintles were bred to be larger, while retaining the original breed's hairless trait while chihuahuas either kept the size or got smaller, but lost the hairless trait. Again, though, the fact that "deer head" chihuahuas are considered a fault is stupid. 99% sure the "apple head" comes with health issues and should be considered the fault.
@@voidbite The idea was that they'd put the chihuahua against the injured part of a person's body to warm it with body heat. Modern chihuahuas are... not quite calm enough for that.
The stout, long body actually has a purpose. It’s so they’re able to get into holes/burrows of small vermin and such. It’s still a horrible type of body but it does have a purpose
Thank you for making me aware of this, I'm having a hard time right now and this lil random fact has cheered me up greatly 💙 Pugs with a happier existence.
Every time I need a pick me up I watch this video. No matter how sad, or upset I am this always gives me a good laugh and helps to cheer me up. Thank you Sam!
The dachshund was bred for getting into badger dens and getting the badger back out (whether by chasing it or being chased, either works). It's in the name, which roughly translates to "badger dog".
If you look at photos/illustrations of Dachshunds from ~100 years ago, they are far more normally formed than are today's examples of the breed. Legs were a bit shorter than what is traditional, but nothing quite so extreme as today's, and sported far less back issues as a result of the extreme selective breeding. The modern Dachshund was 100% bred for aestheticism.
then those hunters should just use yorkies not dachshunds. they do the same exact thing. idc if theyre meant for hunting, they're constantly in pain and have back problems
@@wholethedogsout880 They are not the same. Dachshunds are much larger than Yorkshires and have jaw force on par with larger breeds. They also have good smell, which can be used for tracing. And they are definitely not constantly in pain, they are active and fully capable - unlike pugs or bulldogs...
@@Papinak2 I wouldn't say they aren't in constant back pain, but it usually happens when they are quite old. My family had one for years, and she was a really good and active hunting dog, learned new things even at an already relatively old age, but around 12-15 years old her spine was so painful she couldn't stand up anymore and sadly passed away a few weeks later. They are usually used to hunt down foxes and rabbits, but their deformed spines definitely aren't fine forever
My dad told me that a chiwawas were normal dogs once but then devil poseseth them and the devil was acount us creating this monster I was scared of chiwawas until 10
fun fact, pugs were bred to be as inefficient as possible (at least their predecessors). This was to maximize body heat so that rich people could keep them in their coats when it was cold.
Rich people: hmmm I need to keep warm this winter....... AH OF COURSE lemme use a LIVING ANIMAL A few generations of dogs later: ok so they’re small enough, but what can them warmer? WeLl hOw AbOut It nOt bEinG aBle tO bReaTh
They did a study on pugs. They tested 50,000 pugs and found them to all be related to 50 individuals… imagine an entire town being related to each other
꧁Pugnacious ꧂ shame on you, try breathing through a mucus covered straw your whole life. They pass out if they become to happy, sounds fun huh. Stop supporting pug breeders
Thank you for this video! So many people don't realize how much dogs have to suffer just because humans want them to look a certain way. It's f*cking disgusting
Yeah my chihuahuas are wonderful and love all people. Breeding has nothing to do with the poor personify of many chi’s it’s the way their ignorant owners treat them
@@M011y. That's pretty facts though. Small dog owners let their little shits get away with way more than big dogs, and it's not entirely their fault either. If something the size of your foot comes running up to you barking and screaming, you're not gonna feel that threatened, especially compared to something half your size doing the same.
Bro hunt Badgers think about that.. even lions don't hunt Badgers. 😂. When I learned this fact I was like yo these dogs could be the badass of badass dogs and the original bloodlines look fucking amazing.
@@dannywalker6872 have you seen the real breed? They are muscular as hell. And even winiedogs know the shake shake. Like a pit bull it's how they snap necks of animals
@@dannywalker6872 hey they have a purpose. Anything in a din or hole they can easily kill and drag out. I mean a fucking badger. Think about that too be perfectly designed to kill something that even apex top of the food chain predators will not go after or even attempt to kill when starving. That's badass.
some pugs EYES FALL OUT BECAUSE THEY BULGE OUT SO MUCH. Think about that, we bred them so wrong that they have breathing problems and THEIR. EYES. FALL. OUT.
Basically, an extremely high metabolism and a very small body size means they lose heat very fast compared to how much they gain, regardless of the room's actual temperature. In other words: they're always cold as fuck unless you're practically microwaving them. Additionally, said metabolism means they sometimes pass some stomach acid when they relieve themselves if they're sick, don't get the proper nutrients, or it just happens (which is why chihuahua waste seems to be worse than any other dog's). Chihuahuas may be less messed up externally than a pug, but internally? It's like humans tried to make something's life as miserable as possible.
My neighbor used to breed chihuahuas, they had 30 or so. I always admired their bravery for that. You can imagine all the barking walking by their house xD
People: Look at how cute the pug is! pug: hey, I genuinely cant breath, and my eyes are so far out of my skull that there is a 75% chance you will have to remove at least one of them. people: their little bug eyes and noises are so adorable!
My cousin owns a pug. A few years ago I was visiting, and after getting concerned while hearing the poor thing slorping and gurgling as it panted (while at rest in an air conditioned room) I asked if it needed surgery to aid in its breathing. I was horrified when she told me that it already had surgery.
The Dashund wasn't bred for "cutness"... it's body shape had a functional purpose. It was a tunnel dog. Bred for hunting badgers. The PROBLEM is when people go "awe... how cute!" And feed it until it's so fat that it's back bows and it can't hardly walk anymore because of the pain that it's in.
@@blindeyesurgeon6576 Not badger hunt, but in my country it's common to let our dachshunds hunt mice and rats. I feel sorry for the mice and rats but there are too many of them. Dachshunds find and kill them in a second so they don't have to suffer from the effects of poisoning.
@@idontlikeyoulol16 says the one with a retarded dog as her profile picture. Get a normal dog will ya? Stop the cycle of dog cruelty. Adopting and breeding deformed dogs is cruel. You think they want to be alive? All deformed with no function? Idk where you live but we dont breed dogs to hunt tunnel rats over here. If you werent aware, thats why europe was ridden with disease and plagues. Have your dog hunt rats then give him the old good boy pat on the head and a little lick of the fingers and bam, congrats.. You have rat rabbies.
Lorenzo Porre I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but the Iggy was bred for dog races and hunting in Ancient Rome. Their skinny bodies and bicycle seat heads are able to fit in holes.
as someone who owns a chihuahua, i can confirm that they indeed take goliath-sized shits that can take on literally any kind of form except for solid no matter what you feed them...
Limelight WDW this is why dogs have all these fucking diseases because having a skull so flat that you can’t breath and so much extra skin it folds is “cute”. What the hell.
Hard agree on Chihuahuas… I had one, my Princess Maiya who was a real Mexican chihuahua and had long hair, healthy features and was really chill and adventurous. Every “purebred chihuahua” or the stupid flavors like teacup or apple head or whatever the fuck.. those are the monsters! They have all kinds of issues! My princess had evolutionary reasons for all of her cuteness and that’s why I loved her. He had a furry tummy and paws to protect from hot sand, and her fur repelled sand and dirt like magic! She was the most chill homie I’ve ever had and everyone who owned a chihuahua would be like “She’s not a chihuahua, is she?!” and I’m like… yeah, just not a fucked up inbred one. She’s a dog from chihuahua Mexico, not some wolf midget with the rage virus! Damn… My sister payed a ton for a special chihuahua to match her Rottweiler and that dog is fat, angry, refuses to ever listen, she’s missing half her teeth and going blind, she honks and spazzes out all the time, and her neck is fatter than her head so she slips out of her leash. No she’s not over fed or overweight, she’s just built like a furry snowman or football… she has a tiny head and big body.. lmao she’s so ugly and miserable but she’s my little buddy. She’s the family cockroach. Every other dog has passed away and she’s the last one standing, a grumpy old bitch who refuses to listen or move when told. My Maiya was perfectly healthy until 15 and got sick and passed away within a day… it happened so fast and it was a rare occurrence. My buster, Basset Beagle got cancer but lived a long happy and healthy life until the end. Dolce (the old half dead one) is still around but her big brother Diesel the Rott had that stomach flip thing from choking on something and he died years ago… Dolce had another brother Danny Doodle who was a beaten and abused mini pin my sister stole and he had brain damage and eventually he got outside and got hit by a car… :( So yeah, Dolce and Me are the last ones standing. I have lung cancer so we just lay around miserable together and wait to see who dies first… haha I know it’s fucked up, but that’s life.
Jupiter Sparks pretty diverse too. Some are really big while some are small. Like I have two big Goldens one is a bit over weight the other is a freight train
Mutts are probably the healthiest breed, for lack of a better word, cause it’s a mix of a bunch of different breeds, thus bypassing most health issues in purebreds.
Dog shows made a mess of dogs everywhere, honestly. Modern breeders are slowly working to undo the carnage their grandfathers wrought upon our best friends. Collie breeders are undoing the ice pick nose, Pug breeders are working to let the poor bastards breathe again with a normalesque snout, and just in general, they try to nip some of the genetic illnesses in the airbud when they can. Still, if you’re looking for a dog, consider adopting a mutt from the shelter. The biggest downside is that you don’t always know what personal baggage they have in their lives, but you might just save their life, and you get a new best friend.
A reminder that all dogs are of the same species, all with almost the same need of afection and social interaction. If you're only seeking for a companion, any dog can do
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The bull terrier is what voldemort's dog would look like
It's just and AT-DP version of a dog
bull terrier is walter
Ok Sith Trooper
Walter
IDK but I kinda like the Bull Terrier
Also Boston Terriers are pretty cool vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/2/29/Iggy_OVA.png/revision/latest?cb=20130130075911
Some breeders are trying to bring about something called the Retropug. They're like what pugs used to look like a few centuries ago (still small, still have curly tails, still have the goofy grins, but have enough of a snout to breath.
I love pugs, but really hate to see them suffer because humans want them to be “cute”. So, I support this idea
@@antflyp317 I respect your opinion, but can we at least admit that the paul brothers are worse than hitler?
@@idiotgoddess2114 wtf is wrong with you? we are talking about pugs.
@@antflyp317 So you.. don't think the Paul Brothers are worse than Hitler?
@@chaosincarnate7304 wtf is wrong with you why are you bringing up hitler in an arguement about dogs
I guess that's why pugs look constantly sad
they're in constant existential pain, literally
@@drugsarenotcool7325 If my dog is a pug chiwawa breed, and has a snout, is it still in pain?
doesn't every pug have down syndrome?
Its possible for a full breed pug born but their snouts is slightly longer?
@Jessica Ghorayeb wtf how
Budget for a day's worth of meals?
Now I feel bad ☹️
I once saw a film about a prestigious dog show which was won by a shih-tzu (a tiny thing that looked very much like a mop). Immediately afterwards, the owner placed the dog on a huge block of ice and explained this was necessary because the dog was prone to overheating after exertion - the"exertion" in this case being strolling around the hall a few times before the judges. And this poor, basically unviable creature was awarded the main prize, setting an example for other breeders to follow.
Bro needs to upgrade his cooling system
@@aydencahoon6557 so, bigger block of ice?
Shit Zu
Holly hell, that's a depressing.
@@simplyspenser887 You know what´s more depressing? According to vet techs, brachycephalic breeds like frenchies, mops, etc, don´t want the endotracheal tube (ya know, the thing vets and human doctors give patients during anesthesia to ensure proper breathing) removed after anesthesia. It´s the best their ever breathed, and it´s just sad.
There is actualy a reason for the Dachshunds shape:
It was suposed to crawl into rabbitholes and make the Baggers run out,
so that the hunter can kill them.
They’re actually German, their name means “badger dog”. Including rabbits, they were meant to climb into all sorts of places but mainly badger burrows. I have one, so I speak for all dachshund owners when I say they like to burrow in blankets.
@@galaxygeneral1200 yeah they really are good for that.
Yeah this kinda seemed poorly researched. Some of the origins of the breeds had "reasons" outside of just looking appealing.
Tbh dogs aren't the only organisms that have been bred to incredibly unnatural standards. Corn, strawberries, apples, avocados, wheat, etc etc. Are all so different from their native ancestors. Our modern day forms are much bigger, have a higher sugar content, and tend to produce fleshier fruits.
Is it unnatural? Yes. Would they survive in nature? Most wouldn't or they'd began to adapt and change. Is it good? Not always. Some of these organisms will have a lower quality of life. But is it bad? Not always. Some of these species are more drought or disease tolerant.
Selective breeding isn't always a bad thing but it isnt inherently great either.
There's also a reason behind their big floppy ears, like all other big floppy-eared hounds (bloodhounds, basset hounds, beagles). Having bigger ears that hang down to their snout improves their focus and sense of smell to anything they're meant to track down.
Yup bred to go down holes in the ground. Completely f**ked up their spines too.
I get the impression Sam's mom or aunt had a Chihuahua while he was growing up.
I feel like everyone has an aunt with a chihuahua. My niece’s parents have one, and she loves the breed somewhat.
@@ranchertoads1009 I meant you're not wrong. Though my aunt and uncle have one, and it's honestly adorable. It's like one of those almost hairless gray ones. It's actually extremely nice and sweet, just extremely fragile too.
Strangely, no one in my family has a chihuahua (my grandparents have a similar dog though, it has curly hair and it's white, and it is very annoying)
@@ranchertoads1009 i was just about to reply that my aunt has a chihuahua but then i remembered that he died a few months ago
my great aunt & mom's ex bf both had chihuahuas. they were both very obsessed with them & went a lil crazy when their dogs died... no shade, but chihuahua owners just be like that.... yknow?
“So that’s my little rant about the monstrosities that live right under our noses”
Sorry, but I actually don’t have a nose anymore. Mr wiggles was hungry.
LMAOO OMG
XD
Alexander are you okay?
Oof
I was the 900 like
The line of “ Jesus $&@$ put it back in, IT’S NOT DONE YET” had me in tears because I did not expect it.
Jesus, I was reading your comment and the audio was saying the exact same thing as I read it out inside my head. 😂
Why did you censor the Christ?
@@bleysingram7789he said jesus fuck.
@@ImJeremyHD Blunt. I like you.
and the drawing of Sam literally giving birth hahahhahah
The dog noises were incredible
grrr grr *BLOODLUST* grr grr
CUH CUH CUH
HRRR HRRR HRRR HRRR BLOODLUST HRRR HRRR
10/10 dog noises
😢 such beautiful voice acting
You can tell that Sam genuinely hates dog breed deformities throughout the whole video
That's how you can tell he's wise man indeed.
I think about the chihuahua part and my brain went to Mr. Bubz.
Why are you a sad cat? Cats arent that deformed, consider yourself lucky
Unless youre obese, in which case i understand
@@tealblade2994 I am far from obese, not by a long shot.
@@tealblade2994 Sir, that is none of your business. Please leave the poor cat alone.
The bull terrier looks like a Tesla cyber truck
LOL you just made my day thank you
Cyberdog
I’ve never understood why people like them there just ugly
that, it does
what have you done
Another Fun Fact: The hanging ears are for cuteness too since it comes with a loss of hearing of around 70%
Depends on the breed. Hounds ears help them have a better sense of smell by forming a kind of scent cone around their head
I believe they improve smelling in Spaniels as well
Its said the small legs, large body and the hanging ears are for going through earth tunnels.
Where's the actual statistic for that? I've never heard that in my life. Plus, don't people dock some dogs' ears so they stand up straight? Like with Dobermans? Sounds like you're just making up shit.
Okay, after researching, there isn't an exact percentage, ESPECIALLY not one that high. However, they do have slightly worse hearing, since the ears muffle sound. But, that drawback is replaced by more effective smelling/tracking.
Once I barked back at my Chihuahua and from me barking at him he straight up pissed himself.
That is wholesome
*wholesome award*
Assert your dominance
I used to be able to summon my friend's german shepard by doing a chihuahua bark and stopping when she rounded the corner. it was pretty funny, as she thought there was an actual dog and responded accordingly
@@Skemmm how in the fuck is that "wholesome"??? I swear you people just throw around random words without even knowing the meaning.
Imagine if aliens captured humans and bred them into whatever they thought was cute that century.
BigChonk13 YO LMFAOOO
There’s a book about that called All Tomorrows. The illustrations are nightmare fuel.
@BigChonk13 I have, but that guy could look semi-normal if he went on a diet. I'm talkin' motherfucking humans genetically manipulated into semi-sentient worms.
Oh Jesus, no. I don't want to imagine that
Oh no
Dachsunds were actually bred as rat hunting dogs, those short legs are so they can fit into very tight spaces, and their tail was bred to be strong enough that the owner could grab it and pull the dog out if it ever got stuck
Sort of, if you look at historical pictures they have short legs, but still long enough to be functional. Now that they're never used for their original purpose and are just pets laying around the house all day, they dialed the short leg thing all the way up to a ridiculous and unhealthy level.
They weren´t exactly "rat dogs", like some terriers, but dogs used for hunting animals in their dens. Their short legs and long body were useful in digging into fox burrow, for example. Of course, the OG dashunds had longer legs than those we see today.
Actually, no. They were created to hunt badgers in their burrows. Dachshund is German for "Badger Dog". The short legs are the same as they were historically, but modern Dachshunds have a much longer (and more fragile) back than their predecessors.
Yeah, they have the perfect build for pest control.
It's interesting that Sam mentioned ferrets with them because both are meant to hunt in similar circumstances.
The chihuahua, also known as the following nicknames:
Purse Demon
Neurotic Necrodalmation
The Meth Master
Bashful the Bloodlust
Shiba InurCorpse
Wolfenstein Panzerhund Reject
Got Your Nose 2: I ate it Edition
Nice. Oh and this was yesterday cool
@@finnbarnes8248 stay away from the purse demons if you enjoy having a nose
Don't forget: "Enemy of preist" and "Anti Christ".
@@WillBill6143 more importantly:
*MunchesOnFacePoodle
@@SgtMjRomero yeah that too.
The bloody metaphor of him having pug like baby is having me gagging
STAN *insert kpop group* is that good?
STAN *insert kpop group* Im laughing too hard at this to be considered healthy😂
*Oh Mr.Wiggles was a little hungry this morning wasn’t he*
HURHG HEUGH HRGH
*B L O O D L U S T*
Sara Fox AHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaa!*wheeze*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh look at how cute he is taking a vacation for his organs. (Here's what happened) I can't breathe why is my skin falling off and this is how the owner of mr wigglesworth died by the toxic turd af a chihuahua
I’ve never actually seen a chihuahua like the one he described. All of them I’ve seen are very well behaved and love to play. The one I know best though look like an arctic fox which is pretty cool looking and it’s extremely shy when it’s not in a playful mood.
Mr. Wiggles Arrested For Eating Seventeen Noses
Owner's Comment: “Oh Mr. Wiggles was a little hungry this morning wasn’t he”
I remember when I was with a friend for a couple days and they had 3 dogs, one of which was a chihuahua. His name was Peanut, because he was the color of peanut butter. Peanut was abused by his previous owners, and was extremely shy because of this. Peanut was a very sweet guy, he just had a rough life.
Chihuahua's are usually only aggressive because they are constantly babied. Literally walking man children constantly afraid of anything bigger then them or that they don't know. But give them half an hour they'll relax.
maybe peanut was just an asshole to his previous owners and got one hell of a beating
@@zafreelazha2524what a horrible disgusting thing to say.
I’m crying, literally crying I cannot breathe
“Put it back in, it’s not done!”
uncripted okay...?
uncripted they are talking about pugs
@uncripted well that was a terrible fucking joke...
I read that as soon as he said it
@uncripted triggered
I used to have a Chihuahua and it's all true. Every now and then i'd hear him scream "GRRR BLOODLUST GRRRR" such a good doggie he was...
I really hate to say this, it was my stepdads dog, but the 3 lb chiuhuahua passed away recently. And I literally wasnt sad. I LOVE dogs, but dude, the thing existed for the Devil.
@@TheMacNilly 😁😂
Oh mr. Wiggles was pretty hungry wasnt he
@Bowen Zhang godzilla had a stroke reading this comment
@@red4597 He speaks the language of Gods.
you can see how angry he was when he drew the chihuahua
U madd
As someone with a chihuahua I can confirm they suck and I want to dropkick it
@@pyroshrimp4073 then why not do it?
my chihuahua is nice but shes a mix
The chiuahua or Sam'o nella?
Treat a chihuahua like a dog.
You get a good boy.
Treat a chihuahua like a glorified handbag accesory.
You get a snapping, screaming, sh*ting hellspawn.
Pure chihuahuas are like that
@@lenoirx yes
3:04
I had one. She was a sweetheart, but was abused in a puppy mill and was terrified of men. It took me a year to get her to fully trust me, and from then on, we were inseparable.
The only person she ever attacked was a guy in cowboy boots messing with her. The poor dear broke her teeth on that tough leather, so the vet had to pull them all out.
For the rest of her life, her tongue hung out her mouth giving her this "hurr" look like Stimpy.
The only chihuahua I've ever properly encountered was a sweetheart. She wagged her tail and behaved like any other good dog. So, I believe you. Seeing people trashing the whole breed for their owners' faults sure makes me feel awful.
Bull Terriers 100 years ago: *normal looking dogs*
Bull Terriers now: *Bicycle seat for a head*
Lexie Vrieling hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha no
Italian greyhounds have the bike seat head 🐑
bicycle face ass
ur an og if u know the reference
XD
Naw it’s a football head 😂
It’s a 🧢 + 👦🏼 reference
Can we just TALK about the Irish Wolfhound? The Irish created a dog that is so enormous, so swift, and so unfailingly loyal, they used it to HUNT WOLVES. And apparently, it worked, because there aren't wolves in Ireland anymore.
And they're really friendly
so?
I'd love to have one but it would be like having another person living in the house. They take up human-sized amounts of space lol!
in africa there is a race of dog meant to fight hienas and lions, i cant really remember the name
edit: it seems it is the kangal and is not for hunting lions, but to protect form bears and wolves and is not from africa but form turkey
@@ecthelionalfa you might also be thinking of Rhodesian Ridgeback/Slipbacks, which were in fact bred for lion hunts
Just to prove sams point about pugs, my old math teacher once told us how she got a puppy pug, and the same day it died because it couldn’t breathe while eating out of a bowl
French and English bulldogs are just better versions of the Pug.
@@Noah-hx9oi or a pug is a worse version of a french/English bulldog
@@Noah-hx9oi I'm pretty sure those guys have a deformities and issues of their own
@@ShiftylittleDemon wayyyy less though. The biggest problem they have is with cherry eye, which can be fixed easily at home!
Oh, god.
OH GOD
2:34 the dachshund actually has a function behind its features. It is designed to fit into badger holes and be so annoying that it triggers a bout of the bloodwrath so the badger will come forth and try and do everyone a favor by silencing the yap.
I love how the chihuahua one isn't even a breeding deformity but he put it here just because some people really liked having a demon in their house
Wait a minute are you really french? I smell kgb
Its entire existence feels like a breeding deformity. I have never once seen a video of a chihuahua actually being nice.
@@rattle_me_bones I have the sweetest chihuahua who's nothing like the pics & videos you're referring to. Many people share videos about their normal chihuahuas, but they don't end up in viral memes, so people assume they're all crazy, which isn't any more true than all pitbulls are violent.
@@ArtisticlyAlexis i have a chihuahua too and if someone breaks into my house, instead of bitting and protecting us, she will just roll over herself and pee
Every chihuahua I’ve met is just as described in the video. I mean yeah of course they aren’t like that to people they know, especially their owners, but still they’ve come straight from hell to punish us for our sins or some shit
There is hope.
A breeder in The Netherlands has been working to undo the genetic deformities of the French Bulldog, basically fixing the godawful snout and short neck that's causing all of the breathing issues.
Might as well start over with wolves you can't undo inbreeding
Yeah I have French bulldogs and I hate them they’re so weird looking and are constantly breathing like a person with asthma after the fitness gram paser test. But my parents think they’re sooo cute.
@@Veehartee I don't think you can do that my dude..
@@Veehartee uh no thats not true
@@bucketboy8461 now, i hate the deformities, but i cant help but love calling it a fucking pig and laughing at its retarded ass face, so i love my brother's frenchie
I mean he isn't wrong. When we first got my English bulldog, Coco, my sister full on convinced me the dog was half pig
Oh my god
Why is that bad?
Don't forget that the english bulldog can't naturally breed with their body structure
It should be a dead-end breed
Melaney Churoy Well I have a pug and I know for a fact that it is hard for them to breathe and when they do it usually sound like a pig oinking
And I fear that the same fate will come to the French bulldog as well. They are still somewhat fine now, but with all the hype around them now that people realise that we've fucked up the English bulldog beyond repair I fear for their future in the next few decades
ok 2 things (since i'm a total nerd about dogs lol)
1. dachshunds were bred with short legs to be able to fit into badger dens and hunt them
2. most of the time chihuahuas (and other small dogs) act like that because people constantly overstep their boundaries and treat them like toys because they're small
And dachshunds are genuinely lovely dogs.
Bull terriers then: relatively normal dog.
Bull terriers now: Walter
I'm Walter. You have something to say?
it's moster! don't make me commit war crimes on your ass.
I like fire trucks and moster trucks
Walter
walter
@A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out walter
"what if this dog looked like a battle droid"
- bull terrier breeders
More like bedlington breeders (?)
Roger roger
Walter Walter
like
omfg imagine a goddamn bull terrier running at u with full speed ready to fucking destroy you
My grandpa had a pug. It had many health problems and on top of that it drank beer while watching tennis with him
I don’t mean to offend you but, your grandpa shouldn’t be owning a dog, especially if it’s drinking beer.
Corona they both are dead now. And the pug’s health problems were caused by other things than just beer
Who knew pugs could be alchohalics
My Apple Head well RIP
My Apple Head I’m so sorry to hear that and I know the health problems weren’t entirely due to the beer but he should have been more responsible and not given his dog beer because that could harm the dog really bad
It’s now illegal in Norway to breed a few specific dogs. Breeding English or French bulldogs, or King Charles cavalier spaniels qualifies as animal cruelty.
Cropping has been banned in Europe for some time now, but it’s still done in the US 🙄
I'm starting to think that too much freedom can also be bad
@@nonsensical180
Never say a sentence like that.
Some of the worst people in Human History said some shit like that. I can tell you plain and simply, what a Human being can do with THAT mindset is, historically, a thousand times more cruel and gruesome than ANY pug's existence
Power corrupts, absolutely. Removing a *little* freedom inevitably causes a domino-effect of authoritarianism.
Besides.. the U.S is most definitely NOT very free anymore.. (fuck's sake, DENMARK has less domestic Economic regulations than America.. Economically compared to a nation like Denmark? We're borderline communist.
@septimus7524 I just meant that ppl shouldn't be allowed to do crazy stuff like that
@septimus7524 also I'm saying it should be harder to get guns
@@nonsensical180
It's already more than hard enough.
Anymore than what we already got would require overreach
Bull terriers were definitely cuter before being crossbred. Also the passionate anger in his voice when he talks about specifically pugs and Chihuahuas
*inbred
They ran out of gene pool at one point and now they look like that from inbreeding to keep the bloodline pure like European nobles.
I agree with this statement
Every dog in this Video looked cuter before breeding. I'd give a fortune to own a wolfdog but I wouldn't pay a penny to be the owner of these nightmarish devils...
Used to have a Staffordshire bull terrier once. (One of the few bull terrier breeds that are genetically similar to how dogs used to be.) He lived to fucking 18 YEARS OLD before our last vet visit. If a dog is able to live long enough to go senile, then that’s a sign that the breed is good.
it looks like someone sticked a bannana up its snout
You forgot to mention that it is quite common for pugs’ eyes to *pop out* because of their shallow eye sockets.
a pug could literally just sneeze and its whole face will fall apart
@@biggestastiest pretty much
@@biggestastiest I would believe this if I hadn't been around a pug since basically every breath they take is sneeze adjacent
COMMON!?
@@Orange_Fever yep. We done fucked up an entire species that was already loyal to us because it was "cute" which also means modern dogs are almost entirely dependent on us for survival because of how fucked up they are
At least dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers (hence their German name of Badger Dog). Basically, their long, low bodies let them run through badger dens to chase the creatures out, where the human would grab them
This. Also, working lines of dachshunds from back in the day look a good bit different than many of the deformed versions we have today. The way they were originally bred, of course they weren't prone to as many health issues (like bad backs) as they are now.
Dachshunds have a form of dwarfism. Bassets have it too. In they both have the weenie body, though bassets are more of a bratwurst because they are WAY bigger.
Nah the modern dachshund is walking on doorstoppers. It can barely run right.
The tail was even bred to be short and strong so once they grabbed hold of the badger, the hunter could yank the dog and badger out of the burrow all at once.
@@Narutass43 no, that's a westshire terrier, dachshunds tails are too thin to do that.
2:10 Weiner dogs were bred to hunt badgers, and theyre super good at it.
I think Weiner dog can evolve into a snake few roads down the evolutionary path
@@kushalverma2737 definitely
While the dachshund is messed up, there is a real reason for its shape other than just looking "cute". They were bred to do what ferrets excel at: chase small game like rabbits into their burrows.
Not just small game, their English name is German and literally means "badger dog", although in modern German they're not called like that anymore.
Thank you! I was looking for a comment about dachshunds. They were definitely bred for a purpose and not for cuteness.
I was bred for your mother
@@ambermarie211 still not much fun for them
@@Vel1ar Uh, no. They are great hounds. They love being what they are. If you go look at an actually informative vid/article, they are highly adapted for what the do. They go in holes and fight angry little critters. (Dachshund = Badger hound) Bonus, they have very waggy tails because the tail strong. They are strong because they can be used to pull them out of the hole in case they get stuck.
i agree with the dachshund except they weren’t bred for cuteness primarily, they were originally bred for hunting badgers by having a small and long enough body to go in their burrows and drag them out
least they chillin tho
They weren't originally bred to be that small or have 6 inch legs look up black mouth curs ... That's what the early full bred dachshunds were bred to look like but like with most house pets functionality took a backseat to over exaggerated qualities
A normal short legged dachshund today wouldn't be able to catch a badger their too slow can't dig as well as their ancestors and don't have the ability to claw the badger ... 100 years ago you could get about 20 dachshunds and they were completely capable of taking down a black bear now a house cat could easily kill one
I've owned dachshunds as well as curs and a long legged dachshund is basically a black mouth cur
@@ddcs0s you heard the news about a pack of dachshund killed a lady ? And the one that I have is pretty fast and he digs everywhere
@@achintdhiman4807 imagine everything you just said your dachshund could do and imagine it being able to do it fives times better
Also I don't know if it's the same story but where I live a old lady got killed by some dachshunds it was at least 6 of them I don't remember the details but I think she trips and broke something
@@ddcs0s You're talking about miniature dachshunds. Standard dachshunds are much bigger.
Can we all just take a moment to imagine what messed up breeds we would have if it was bears that became mutual to humans instead of wolves
Ugh... disgusting
The Soviet Union agrees
The Tereicha and the dippy dog (chihuahua teddy bear alternatives)
*searches images of hairless bears* ... and, my friends, ware wolves have been genetically engineered.
Avatar World bears, like Platypus Bear :v
The irony is that both the dachshund and the chihuahua are examples of dogs that were bred for functionality. Dachshunds were bred for hunting animals that lived in tunnels (I forget which animal specifically) and chihuahuas were bred to be _living hot water bottles._
Of course, they're so neurotic that I can't imagine them actually working out well that way, but there was an attempt.
Wait what?
Dachshunds looked *very* different when they actually hunted badgers. Look up some historical photos. Now that they no longer do anything useful, the legs have got shorter, the backs longer, and the heads narrower and weaker.
Similarly, the land race breed that eventually became chihuahuas looked very different - they were much larger, had deer shaped heads (not the ridiculous "apple head" they now have) and longer snouts
@@giftofthewild6665 Yes, many working breed dogs that transformed into companion dogs have been bred to have their unique features exaggerated. My point was that those unique features were not created at random. Working dachshunds did still have stubby legs and long bodies. It's just that their legs were not _as_ stubby and their bodies not _as_ long.
To be clear, I'm not a fan of the direction that former working breeds have gone. Breed standards put forth by the AKC in particular are a disaster. I think they should maintain the working dog standards that they had and the focus should not be on exaggerating those standards, but rather on improving their health and lessening genetic illnesses. My point was merely to correct the misconception that certain breeds exist solely for the lulz.
As for the chihuahua, there are records of them going back at least two hundred years, as well as a description of small dogs being in Aztec markets from a letter from 1520. As for the "land race breed," if you're referring to the Xoloitzcuintle, the chihuahua is not descended from that. They're both descended from the small dog mentioned in that letter. Xoloitzcuintles were bred to be larger, while retaining the original breed's hairless trait while chihuahuas either kept the size or got smaller, but lost the hairless trait. Again, though, the fact that "deer head" chihuahuas are considered a fault is stupid. 99% sure the "apple head" comes with health issues and should be considered the fault.
What do you mean living hot water bottles, would they feed the dog water and then eat it or something?
@@voidbite The idea was that they'd put the chihuahua against the injured part of a person's body to warm it with body heat.
Modern chihuahuas are... not quite calm enough for that.
The stout, long body actually has a purpose. It’s so they’re able to get into holes/burrows of small vermin and such. It’s still a horrible type of body but it does have a purpose
Opal Dust of the wiener dog???
Young_Caiu yep!
Its unnatural
Erika M. Well obviously. All dogs are technically unnatural because we as humans made their species.
@@opaldust1979 all dogs are unnatural. That one reason i hate them
There needs to be a standard to dog breeding, like. Disabilities aren’t cute, they’re debilitating. Separate the two.
Ummmm there's already a standard for that...
@@da3musceteers they clearly aren't enough
Akc nkc
@@da3musceteers well it needs to be changed because pugs in their current form exist
@@oneofthoseyoutubeusers yeah sure tell me that, a rando on the internet as if I had any power at all to do it.....
Fun fact: Some people are breeding "retro pugs" which are basically pugs with actually functioning and not deformed bodies. It's adorable.
I just looked it up and I want one. Why is this not the normal pug?
We need to make those guys more well known about!
finally humanity has does something right
@@loficampingguy9664 i think they just have longer snouts or something
Thank you for making me aware of this, I'm having a hard time right now and this lil random fact has cheered me up greatly 💙 Pugs with a happier existence.
Every time I need a pick me up I watch this video. No matter how sad, or upset I am this always gives me a good laugh and helps to cheer me up. Thank you Sam!
Same here actually! I'm here at least once every 6 months. Crazy how perfect this video is!
The chiuahuas are the only self aware dogs, they know what mankind did to them and that's why they hate humanity.
Royce Rome I have a chihuahua and this is so true 😂
Well no fucking shit
My chihuahua was content with being self aware. He had a messed up jaw so that was probably why.
No just dont
@@balls582 I see you everywhere dude
I love how Sam’s theoretical child came out of him.
Bet the birth was awkward
Wh… wha t hole does it come out of…..
@@fart63 that right there is a really good question.
@@fart63 the alternate bellybutton
@@fart63 you know how spotted hyenas give birth yea it probably looked like that
Why does the current bull terrier look like a toyota prius?
Jason Li because it gets great gas mileage. But be careful they usually dont come with a warranty.
Jason Li Because they're more inbred than a backcountry hick.
I thought it looked like a goat fetus.
Chrice Chiu Interesting, your odd human behaviour needs to be examined
0:57 That seriously looks like a goat fetus, doesn't it?
this was my first sam o’ nella video. still holds up
It took me far too long to twig to the Sam O Nella 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
The dachshund was bred for getting into badger dens and getting the badger back out (whether by chasing it or being chased, either works). It's in the name, which roughly translates to "badger dog".
Ikr
They were also meant to cause a blockage in the entrance to the den if they lose the fight inside the den
If you look at photos/illustrations of Dachshunds from ~100 years ago, they are far more normally formed than are today's examples of the breed. Legs were a bit shorter than what is traditional, but nothing quite so extreme as today's, and sported far less back issues as a result of the extreme selective breeding. The modern Dachshund was 100% bred for aestheticism.
They were designed to go in small dens, but that makes them more prone for back injuries
Rats on farms too, glad others know about it!
The Dachshund was originally bred for function. It job was to help hunters by being able to follow smaller animals into their holes.
It's still sometimes used for that purpose and some organisations still require to show worthiness for breeding.
IS. My sister lives in a compound with a lot of forest students and hunters, a lot of them still have and use dachshounds for their original purpose
then those hunters should just use yorkies not dachshunds. they do the same exact thing. idc if theyre meant for hunting, they're constantly in pain and have back problems
@@wholethedogsout880 They are not the same. Dachshunds are much larger than Yorkshires and have jaw force on par with larger breeds. They also have good smell, which can be used for tracing. And they are definitely not constantly in pain, they are active and fully capable - unlike pugs or bulldogs...
@@Papinak2 I wouldn't say they aren't in constant back pain, but it usually happens when they are quite old. My family had one for years, and she was a really good and active hunting dog, learned new things even at an already relatively old age, but around 12-15 years old her spine was so painful she couldn't stand up anymore and sadly passed away a few weeks later. They are usually used to hunt down foxes and rabbits, but their deformed spines definitely aren't fine forever
My dad used to tell me that a pug was a normal dog that ran head first into a bus and I believed it until I was like 8
thats arttttt 😂
My dad told me that a chiwawas were normal dogs once but then devil poseseth them and the devil was acount us creating this monster I was scared of chiwawas until 10
@@The-Spaceducky Tbh he's not wrong.
😂😂😂
Your profile photo make this 100x better. Lol
The universe deciding what animal Henry Kissinger is getting reincarnated as:
“put it back in it’s clearly not done yet “
laughed so hard 😂
Same thoooo
Lol same
"Jesus fuck put it back in"
I know right
It's premature I have a nephew who is
fun fact, pugs were bred to be as inefficient as possible (at least their predecessors). This was to maximize body heat so that rich people could keep them in their coats when it was cold.
Rich people: hmmm I need to keep warm this winter....... AH OF COURSE lemme use a LIVING ANIMAL A few generations of dogs later: ok so they’re small enough, but what can them warmer? WeLl hOw AbOut It nOt bEinG aBle tO bReaTh
Jesus Christ is this for real??
Okay now that’s pure cruelness
Classic rich people taking advantage of not just the middle class but animals despicable.
uhh yeah, what the fuck
Some breeding should be classed as animal cruelty.
Agree, can you imagine a live of fighting suffocation?
Agreed some breeds (pugs) should be Just illegal to breed at all so we would Stop the suffering eventually
Yes especially English bulldogs being at the point where they can’t breed on their own anymore
there will never be ethical breeding under capitalism!
Please keep dachshunds existing, I love them. The most I'll let you do is rename them "Turstopperhunds", which is German for "doorstop Dog"
1:50 its official, he can be pregnant
They did a study on pugs. They tested 50,000 pugs and found them to all be related to 50 individuals… imagine an entire town being related to each other
Reminds me of the Blue Fugates of Kentucky.
You don't have to imagine. You can just go to Utah.
Sweet Home Alabama
@@Flesh_Wizard roll tide
We got King Charles V over here
This video is incredible. All of the jokes timing and execution are perfect, the art, the education, it's perfect.
Art
Not like the dogs
I bet you eat the rind of the apple
@@sovietspartan0080 what
I have a pug mix and she is constantly snorting. She does it more at 3 in the morning than during the day
i have 4 pugs. im so offended but i’m laughing so hard.
@@justoh312 saaame
The demon is trying to escape
꧁Pugnacious ꧂ shame on you, try breathing through a mucus covered straw your whole life. They pass out if they become to happy, sounds fun huh. Stop supporting pug breeders
I have a chug and she snorts all the time
Thank you for this video! So many people don't realize how much dogs have to suffer just because humans want them to look a certain way. It's f*cking disgusting
hey at least they arent goldfish, they legit breed goldfish so that if they ram into a wall slightly they die painfully bc "oh it looks cute"
@@Davidledonkayy Seriously??!
@@earthfighter8711 yep :/
@@Davidledonkayy Just sick
Pretty sure Chihuahuas weren't bred to oblivion like pugs unless you count the tea cup sized dogs as canon dogs
Mega Pelotes yep. They were bred for hunting rats a long time ago in Mexico
I have a chihuahua mixed with wiener dog so like my dog must be really deformed😂
Yeah my chihuahuas are wonderful and love all people. Breeding has nothing to do with the poor personify of many chi’s it’s the way their ignorant owners treat them
@@M011y. That's pretty facts though. Small dog owners let their little shits get away with way more than big dogs, and it's not entirely their fault either. If something the size of your foot comes running up to you barking and screaming, you're not gonna feel that threatened, especially compared to something half your size doing the same.
1:55
I fear no man.
*_but that thing._*
It scares me.
Hunter G. That’s cause it ain’t a man yet, it’s not finished.
I am gonna have nightmares for weeks!
Lol
JESUS FUCK! PUT IT BACK IN ITSNCLEARLY NOT DONE YET!
Hunter G. it’s not ripe yet
I love how when he said "my baby" he literally meant a baby that _he_ birthed.
You're welcome for the 69 likes.
@@13Rats wait could you unlike? It's at 70 rn
@@lizageorge8923 Here mate. Have another one.
@@isam1323 🥺🥺 will it ever go back now?
@@lizageorge8923 I am afraid is too late now. The damage has been done.
I clicked on this video thinking it was just gonna be a fun educational video. But I didn’t expect his guy to be this ruthless. 😂
thats sam o'nella for you
“Oh mr. wiggles was a little hungry this morning wasn’t he” 🤣🤣🤣
Creeper
Thor Odinson aww man
so we back in the mine
he looks like a frickin goat
BLOODLUST
Daschunds were actually bread to hunt Badgers, not just to look cute, but the cuteness is probably why they still exist
Bro hunt Badgers think about that.. even lions don't hunt Badgers. 😂. When I learned this fact I was like yo these dogs could be the badass of badass dogs and the original bloodlines look fucking amazing.
@@troygarza5720 we're talking about weiner dogs...... The only reason they were used to hunt Badgers was cause they fit down the holes.
@@dannywalker6872 have you seen the real breed? They are muscular as hell. And even winiedogs know the shake shake. Like a pit bull it's how they snap necks of animals
@@troygarza5720 they're muscular, but that was their sole purpose. Hunting anything else would be impossible cause of the 2 inch legs
@@dannywalker6872 hey they have a purpose. Anything in a din or hole they can easily kill and drag out. I mean a fucking badger. Think about that too be perfectly designed to kill something that even apex top of the food chain predators will not go after or even attempt to kill when starving. That's badass.
“PUT IT BACK IN ITS CLEARLY NOT DONE YET”
16 156
He got me right there
Thats what my mom said
hamsters are pretty close to the ground to. little fucker bit me two weeks ago and died yesterday
lol
Dachshunds were bred to go in holes and chase out animals. The name is literally German for “badger dog.”
It wasn’t for cuteness.
well now its for cuteness, they are NOT made for burrowing anymore
some pugs EYES FALL OUT BECAUSE THEY BULGE OUT SO MUCH. Think about that, we bred them so wrong that they have breathing problems and THEIR. EYES. FALL. OUT.
Jesus Christ...
Fuck...
Kill it
Jesus fuck
excuse me they do _what_
People: Aw that dog is adorable!
Dog: I can't breath
what
I CANNOT BREA TH
Breathe- but lmao
Breathn't
Breathn’t is the dog!
I love how you added shivering lines to the chiuahua because those fools are constantly shivering like there's no tomorrow.
I know. They're always shaking or shivering. I don't understand that
Basically, an extremely high metabolism and a very small body size means they lose heat very fast compared to how much they gain, regardless of the room's actual temperature. In other words: they're always cold as fuck unless you're practically microwaving them.
Additionally, said metabolism means they sometimes pass some stomach acid when they relieve themselves if they're sick, don't get the proper nutrients, or it just happens (which is why chihuahua waste seems to be worse than any other dog's). Chihuahuas may be less messed up externally than a pug, but internally? It's like humans tried to make something's life as miserable as possible.
Yeah well it's probably cold being a tiny little creature with little hair
I thought that was just an aura of malice.
The Aztecs specifically bred them to have a high metabolism and short fur so they can use them as bed warmers
My neighbor used to breed chihuahuas, they had 30 or so. I always admired their bravery for that. You can imagine all the barking walking by their house xD
Wolf: extremely successful hunters, born killers
Pug: help im breathn't
I cringed so hard at this comment
Pasta Panda I love this comment
@@jenniferb.9241 you deserved it
Pugs are the best lol
Breathnt
I have a male German shepherd mixed with a husky.
He's an absolute unit.
Haha I have a collie lab cross
iiAmFrosty I have a German Shepherd Lab mix. She’s a thiccy.
I have an English Mastiff
I would love to pet all of your dogs. Just saying.
German Shepherds mixed with huskies are the bomb
Sam's absolutely livid voice with the completely unmoving smiling face is haunting
i still come back here every now and again just to hear the fuckin growl you did xD
Why didn't he mention that a pugs eye can spontaneously pop out.
What
Bro, my eyes hurt now
They can WHAT
Fucking what
They are so bug-eyed I’m honestly not surprised.
People: Look at how cute the pug is!
pug: hey, I genuinely cant breath, and my eyes are so far out of my skull that there is a 75% chance you will have to remove at least one of them.
people: their little bug eyes and noises are so adorable!
Can we just delete the human race?
My cousin owns a pug. A few years ago I was visiting, and after getting concerned while hearing the poor thing slorping and gurgling as it panted (while at rest in an air conditioned room) I asked if it needed surgery to aid in its breathing.
I was horrified when she told me that it already had surgery.
*Breathe moron.
Pug: *please....kill me human end my suffering if you truly love me*
Human: Adorable! I’ll never hurt you❤️
Pug:👁👅👁
💧
@@ChadKakashi who gives a shit grammar nazi
Pugs look like they chase parked cars.
Nice pfp
@@ismaelmartinez1925 thanks bro. ive seen urs more than a hundred times
@@mitingtwotch ikr
Jesus this comment is underrated
I made the likes turn into 666.
I have a pug and he’s a silly, goofy, funny boy. There’s never a dull moment with him around.
Our biology teacher legit ahowed us this video
Oh god I wish my teachers were cool enough to do that
The whole thing?
@@jazzy7410 lol, same
@MKCG you had 7th grade biology?
....where can I find this teacher
The Dashund wasn't bred for "cutness"... it's body shape had a functional purpose. It was a tunnel dog. Bred for hunting badgers.
The PROBLEM is when people go "awe... how cute!" And feed it until it's so fat that it's back bows and it can't hardly walk anymore because of the pain that it's in.
Have you ever taken your dashund in a tunnel for some badger hunting? No? Ok, stfu. Its sole functionality now, is being a deformed dog.
@@blindeyesurgeon6576 Not badger hunt, but in my country it's common to let our dachshunds hunt mice and rats. I feel sorry for the mice and rats but there are too many of them. Dachshunds find and kill them in a second so they don't have to suffer from the effects of poisoning.
surgeon it's the same reasons badgers, ferrets, weasels, etc, all have long torsos and short limbs. They're very effective for raiding burrows.
@@idontlikeyoulol16 says the one with a retarded dog as her profile picture. Get a normal dog will ya? Stop the cycle of dog cruelty. Adopting and breeding deformed dogs is cruel. You think they want to be alive? All deformed with no function? Idk where you live but we dont breed dogs to hunt tunnel rats over here. If you werent aware, thats why europe was ridden with disease and plagues. Have your dog hunt rats then give him the old good boy pat on the head and a little lick of the fingers and bam, congrats.. You have rat rabbies.
I know they were bred for hunting but I think they've elongated the spine too much over the years and it causes back problems for them.
don’t forget the italian greyhounds that have meltdowns every sixteen milliseconds
cam the dog *Kermit cries into the distance*
Even Italian didn't stay away of this shitty practice of horrifying breeds..
Lorenzo Porre I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but the Iggy was bred for dog races and hunting in Ancient Rome. Their skinny bodies and bicycle seat heads are able to fit in holes.
@@motherofdogs7980 That's waaay worst. The greatest civilisation of all times is the mother of that horrifying breed D:
Lorenzo Porre at least thy did it for a solid reason instead of "omg it's so cute"
“JESUS FUCK PUT IT BACK IN IT CLEARLY ISNT DONE YET”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
as someone who owns a chihuahua, i can confirm that they indeed take goliath-sized shits that can take on literally any kind of form except for solid no matter what you feed them...
Gas?
No.
*Plasma?*
Jesus fuck.
Call 4000 priests
why do you own one tho? I've never seen one do anything nice so I'm actually curious why people own them
@@SpecialEdge The Chihuahua chose them
@@zionnemakoma1398 exactly, and now i have to answer to this thing's every beck and call.
as a dog lover this breaks my heart, I would much rather these breeds be healthy than "cute"
Pugs aren't even cute they are straight up ugly
Jenn Brandon they are adorable in my opinion but I do wish they were healthy 😞
Limelight WDW this is why dogs have all these fucking diseases because having a skull so flat that you can’t breath and so much extra skin it folds is “cute”. What the hell.
LUCKILY THERE ARE NO UGLY CAT BREEDS
Jasenka Mada ACTUALLY there is just one ugly breed I’ve seen I don’t remember exactly what breed it was but it was HELLA scary
I clicked not expecting much, but then nearly died from holding in my laughter at 3 in the morning. Beautiful performance.
Unoriginal Name Sadly, it’s not a joke.
Same unoriginal name
Hard agree on Chihuahuas… I had one, my Princess Maiya who was a real Mexican chihuahua and had long hair, healthy features and was really chill and adventurous. Every “purebred chihuahua” or the stupid flavors like teacup or apple head or whatever the fuck.. those are the monsters! They have all kinds of issues!
My princess had evolutionary reasons for all of her cuteness and that’s why I loved her. He had a furry tummy and paws to protect from hot sand, and her fur repelled sand and dirt like magic! She was the most chill homie I’ve ever had and everyone who owned a chihuahua would be like “She’s not a chihuahua, is she?!” and I’m like… yeah, just not a fucked up inbred one. She’s a dog from chihuahua Mexico, not some wolf midget with the rage virus! Damn…
My sister payed a ton for a special chihuahua to match her Rottweiler and that dog is fat, angry, refuses to ever listen, she’s missing half her teeth and going blind, she honks and spazzes out all the time, and her neck is fatter than her head so she slips out of her leash. No she’s not over fed or overweight, she’s just built like a furry snowman or football… she has a tiny head and big body.. lmao she’s so ugly and miserable but she’s my little buddy. She’s the family cockroach. Every other dog has passed away and she’s the last one standing, a grumpy old bitch who refuses to listen or move when told.
My Maiya was perfectly healthy until 15 and got sick and passed away within a day… it happened so fast and it was a rare occurrence.
My buster, Basset Beagle got cancer but lived a long happy and healthy life until the end.
Dolce (the old half dead one) is still around but her big brother Diesel the Rott had that stomach flip thing from choking on something and he died years ago…
Dolce had another brother Danny Doodle who was a beaten and abused mini pin my sister stole and he had brain damage and eventually he got outside and got hit by a car… :(
So yeah, Dolce and Me are the last ones standing. I have lung cancer so we just lay around miserable together and wait to see who dies first… haha I know it’s fucked up, but that’s life.
*Oh, Mr. Wiggle was a little HUNGRY this morning wAsN't hE?*
Thats exactly how delosianal MOST dog owners are 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Whenever my dad sees a dog that is like those mentioned in the video, he says, “Look at that genetic felony.”
Is your dad also pointing at you?
My dad does this but instead goes ‘oh look a cat on a lead! Oh wait, no. That’s a rat’ and then laughs at his own joke every time
ur pfp is literally a pug dude
m i m i b e a r I know. I never said I didn’t think they were cute.
I wanted to get a pug but my dad yelled "WE ARE GETTING A DOG , *THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG* !"
So we got a golden retriever
Your father is a wise man.
Golden retrievers are the purest bois/girls good call (I really want one)
Jupiter Sparks pretty diverse too. Some are really big while some are small. Like I have two big Goldens one is a bit over weight the other is a freight train
My baby Lex is 7 years old now. Too beautiful and so cute.
good on him. dont support unethical practices like breeding for a face so flat the dog cant breathe properly
sam’s rant videos are hilarious i love the content
Mutts are probably the healthiest breed, for lack of a better word, cause it’s a mix of a bunch of different breeds, thus bypassing most health issues in purebreds.
Annie Clark mutts aren’t even real. A mutt is a normal dog. Breeds are what’s weird.
im so sorry for liking this comment when it was at 69 likes
Shelly Stans yeah officer, this guy right here
Elijah Horn its at 143 now, we must get it to 420
@@mk-gg7qd SHHHAAAAAME
1:51 the fact that he's the one giving birth to his baby makes me wheeze my lungs out
Ravenoid Lol. I didn’t even question that!
*pug noises*
Yes XD
Same
@@najmaht.a.1314 JESUS F*CK! PUT IT BACK BACK IN!
Cant we all just apreciate a good husky or burneise mountain dog
Considering these abominations exist, apparently not
Life expectancy of the BMD says it's not so healthy either
@@LZMP60 bud he is saying that people dont aprecate huskies cause they create pugs
@@ThunderStruck15 life expectancy has nothing to do with health
@@LZMP60 I was talking about the inbred dogs, not the normal ones. My apologies for the confusion
Lets just take a moment to realize there was a time when daschounds had actual legs
Dog shows made a mess of dogs everywhere, honestly. Modern breeders are slowly working to undo the carnage their grandfathers wrought upon our best friends. Collie breeders are undoing the ice pick nose, Pug breeders are working to let the poor bastards breathe again with a normalesque snout, and just in general, they try to nip some of the genetic illnesses in the airbud when they can.
Still, if you’re looking for a dog, consider adopting a mutt from the shelter. The biggest downside is that you don’t always know what personal baggage they have in their lives, but you might just save their life, and you get a new best friend.
A reminder that all dogs are of the same species, all with almost the same need of afection and social interaction. If you're only seeking for a companion, any dog can do
@@fabrix199 this is very misleading. Huge difference between many dog breeds.
@@ironworker4921 for example, the chihuahua is one of the monsters you see from popular game DOOM.
@@bloopy273 heh. In all seriousness though, dogs like huskys have much different needs than a beagle.
@@ironworker4921 Yup but any kind of dog would be a good companion, except for cerberus...
Or a chihuahua.