An Open Letter to Swiss Miss
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- Опубликовано: 28 июн 2016
- First world problems amirite
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s w i s s m i s s
i n s t a n t
p i s s .
A Switzerland citizen lacking marital status of the female gender instantaneous beverage containing mainly urine.
I imagine you had to re-edit that like 5 times because of RUclips's off comment lay-out.
swiss piss
I love your Gerard Way pfp
I got the gigglies for 5 minutes after reading this.
God, I'm just imagining a room full of executives trying not to laugh at this video they HAVE to watch because it's a complaint with millions of views
But it's so true too
They got a shit ton of free advertising. At first I thought they might have paid for it.
@@comradesky5931 Yeah, but it isn't exactly positive, haha.
@@ytcorporate9237 No such thing as bad publicity… The people that buy Ragu aren't going to stop because of this joke, but it will make them want spaghetti.
@@JM-tj5qm EA doesn't seem to understand. But what does EA have to do with Swiss Miss?
6 years later and "Swiss Miss instant piss" still fucking sends me
It's still to this day all I can think of when I see Swiss Miss
Ive been laughing at it for a solid 11 minutes 💀💀
ywnbaw
I thought that the comments section would be dead but wow, also I have my own brand of piss, its called Miss, kiss my piss
@@newfacenoface5550 based
I go to college near the only Swiss Miss manufacturing plant in the US. I dmed the big monopoly company that owns Swiss Miss on Twitter asking if I could have the floorplan to the factory so I could run a D&D campaign where players infiltrate the Swiss Miss factory to find the “secret Swiss Miss formula.” They thanked me for asking and said that due to security concerns, I could not have the floor plans. Which was honestly the response I expected to get.
… I’m still going to do that campaign & put at least a hundred hours of research into the probable floor plans of the Swiss Miss factory.
You could probably go to the city zoning department and ask for the blueprints for the building, watch a few factory tours, and bam. You've got the floorplan for the most part. How Its Made might actually help with this. On the other hand, you might get arrested by Swiss Piss Police. Either way, best of luck.
My friend works there, there’s a back door near the college parking lot, and 2 floors
lmao
@@alisonwilliams7218 pog
@@alisonwilliams7218 while I thank you for the information & will put the exit on my map, actually infiltrating the Swiss Miss factory prolly ain’t my best option as im not the most stealthy guy.
But if your friend by chance is willing to take pics of the floor evacuation plan/map that has a plain floor plan on it, I go by this username on most social media platforms would be very willing to receive them to make the map as accurate as possible.
You can tell that he had an incident like 5 minutes before recording this.
well yea he said this has absolutely ruined my day
Whom s ligma
@@maga6403 ligma balls also your name is what Biden is doing
“an incident”
@@probablynotviolet kanye should have been present only he could sort out that shithole of a country
They split them in 2 so they can call it a "10 pack" instead of a 5 pack
Marketing! Yay
The Capitalist Manifesto
This isn’t capitalism, its just plain assholery.
@@JohnnyTyrant how's that different from capitalism?
@@musAKulture You got me there
6 years later i still wake up in the middle of the night in cold sweat with the sound of ‘SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS” reverberating in my mind
Flash forward six years, I am most of the way through my first semester of college when I suddenly have a craving for sugar at 1 am. I reach down to my shelf, pull out the unopened box of swiss-miss instant chocolate milk, open the box, and suddenly I feel the burden of rage passed on.
I can no longer see Swiss Miss without thinking of *_Swiss Miss Instant Piss_*
Mechafinch Personal
Swiss Piss
_swiss piss_
I N S T A N T P I S S
Swiss criss
Swiss Miss Piss Triss Kiss yiss miss fiss
When you get the teacher to talk about their personal life to avoid school work
This comment is severely underrated.
wheezing rn.
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Plot twist: he was actually teaching you math all along
When you said "instant piss," my brain decided to come up with an idea for essentially powdered beer titled Instant Piss. Greatest idea ever? Probably not.
Well there is period beer
@@ClussyPomni I forgot that existed.
Get me off of this mass of stone and metal.
This is literally one of my favorite of Sam’s videos. I quote “Swiss Miss instant piss” at least once a day, more in the winter when I’m actually drinking Swiss miss instant piss.
you could say this is a
swiss diss
That missed
Ryan Peacock your comment is underrated.
*GET OUT*
Get out
Lol
Swiss Miss finally got back at him. They have him.
They made it worse, a packet of Swiss Miss is now 8 fluid ounces, so now you need to use 1 and a half, so now you have half a packet leftover
@@larenzo_moralez8350 WHAT THE PUREST OF FUCKS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. this is why i don't use swiss miss
@@larenzo_moralez8350 they also took out the bridges
He actually is just in collage
@@aroobism " College"
Concentration camp
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You can just tell that bro is speaking from experience
No wonder they have the word "miss" in the name. Because you miss every chance of making a decent drink out of it.
_“Swiss Miss instant piss.”_
-Sam O’Nella
It became a mini-meme
Swiss miss, *_INSTANT DRIED PISS_*
Ya it rhymes perfectly
We could make a product out of that
This made me laugh delusionally
I want to be in a real life situation where it would be acceptable to quote *"Swiss Miss instant Piss"*
Alright this is you how do it, get a bunch of friends together on Christmas. (Only one if you don't want them to think it isn't funny; I do.) Then when one of them makes Swiss Miss and inevitably rips the package you deploy the militia, punch the shark, verb conjunction noun, *THE SWISS MISS GODDAMN PISS IS ESCAPING.* They laugh. Or not, idk your friends
I did, me and my homies were talking environmental politics (and how most factories make chocolate was unsustainable and bad and it took advantage of child labor in africa) and then we started talking about how much swish-miss sucks and thats how I quoted it.
Swiss Miss Swift Piss
Everyday.
I just say it in my head when i see Swiss Miss
I'm glad someone finally used actual science on their rants
When he says “hey kids” but he’s not smiling 😨
𝑂 𝐻 𝑁 𝑂
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The cat knows what’s coming
@@davidkovac7955
uh oh
_uh oh_
_U H O H_
@@davidkovac7955 I thought that was a rick roll but I still clicked it
This should be taught in schools for generations
How not to fail like Swiss Miss. The perfect lesson.
@@lexo632 eyy fuck of
It's taught in the Sam O'nella academy
swiss miss your packaging is bullshit
@@swissmiss4009 You aren't the brand.
Your content is hilarious, well done, educational, and overall amazing. That being said, this is the best thing you’ve ever made.😂
i will not be the one to believe that this was SEVEN YEARS AGO
theyre probably seperated so swiss miss can say its a ”10 pack” when its actually 5 servings
You're basically right, they do it to keep calorie count low. It's something like 150 calories per packet, and so if they were honest and made packets for 12oz of fluid they would have to list them as 300 calories which would inevitably turn people away.
It's like this with a lot of things, the reason that sugar packets are so small is so that they can be listed as 0 calories, since they are able to round down at low single digit numbers.
@@doggfite NO BODY CARES NERD
@@lindastewart7250 I care.
@@lindastewart7250 nobody cares not nerd
@@lindastewart7250
And your parents don’t care about you, Linda, but we don’t scream at you about it.
This is the angriest I've ever seen him. I am genuinely scared.
Are you his cat by any chance
I guess you haven't seen him talk about Amelia Bedelia yet 😂
Holly
Wat video is that 💀
@@therat8537 Dead Body Hijinks part 1
@@holly452 oh god. That was just pure anger.
This is why i make mine from scratch
nerd
@@ujustgotpwned2008 it tastes better and more chocolate. Mmmm chocolate
This is your magnum opus
Love the implication that the cat is more aware of the contents of the swiss miss instructions than Sam
XD
The cat is the Ceo of Swiss miss
@@Lagrenadiere1812 I mean, yeah probably
Bruh
if egypt is to go by cats are all knowing
Imagine knowing how much liquid a mug can hold.
can’t relate smh
Whoa
Well now you do too (•ิ_•ิ)
300 millilitres give or take same as a coke can
It's just a cup. One cup.
i think about this video so often
Sam: this guy ate a baby lol
Also Sam: I AM OUTRAGED BY THIS MONSTROSITY OF HOT CHOCOLATE PACKAGING
Not even our boi Tararre would like 1 pack of Swiss Miss in a 12oz mug
Hey man, priorities
Why is that weird?
@@TrueRetroflection he'd probs eat the mug instead of the swiss miss
Teddy Fandango Well we are sure that he ate the baby. But we know that Swiss miss is instant piss.
Could you imagine the intern or new hire who had the balls to pull this up at their first Swiss Miss board meeting.
I imagine there are no young people making any decisions in that company
You mean the one ball
@@tamarlambert6121 the ball that he jizzez with
@@realbland The one that's upside down, right?
"So guy I was looking up on the internet and I found this guy who just despises our products...."
initially, I thought it was wasted potential that you weren’t screaming the entire second half of this video, but then I realized that it’s just a clever way to portray the frustration that you experience
7 years on and every time I hear or see anything to do with Swiss Miss those 2 immortal words instant piss, bounce through my head
I legitimately put off watching this video since I didn't know what Swiss Miss was, but I got a box the other day, opened it, and immediately tore a hole in both packs. Now I'm qualified to share in your impotent rage.
Andrew Cunningham F
Finally, a comment I can relate with. Let's hang *Swiss miss instant piss* from the highest tree
@@stupidityincarnate9356 don't, you'll get chocolate dust everywhere
Tesla
Ernest Ankrom then the piss starts leaking out
It's confirmed. He has been kidnapped by Swiss Miss and is being forced to record an apology video. :'(
😔
he made a reddit post a month ago about returning
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@Doxx Box Returns he’s trying to escape but he keeps getting tazed by the guards
@@sirlambchops. bro what
@@somemagellanic GOD HAS AWAYKEN
every year it just gets better and better
I'm kinda glad I'm just now discovering this guy, now I can binge watch everything from the past few years.
Im genuinely pretty sure they listened to this, A box I have says "New and improved flavor!" And "Now makes a bigger cup!" ,All of the hot chocolate drinkers thank you
ahaha 69 likes
Ирина Ручко nice
I thought I saw something like this where they now have the big single packets with the red lettering.
Sam's a folk hero now
lol and the got rid of the paper bridges
7 years later and "swiss miss, isntant piss" still gets me
I like how he compared Siamese twins to testicles
Killer Pigs the hell?
@@Prubbs what the fuck
Eat your cereal or else you'll be compared to testicles too
@@Prubbs the shit?
yea is a great pain and is bad for the gold kind of the vegetable and the body oil tanker in a fight with the meat and the chicken suit the water in which
So I've been diving the stuff you've made in the last 6 years and finally got to this video, it is not like the others.
The worst part is that actually most mugs fall into the 8-10 floz range so you can never get it properly
Fun fact: they actually changed the design, and I like to think that this video was the reason
It was
Yeah they changed the design to 8 ounces. Which is worse! For a typical 12 once mug, you now need to use one and a half packets and leave the remaining half open... Not to mention trying to figure out where the halfway point is.
@@Legowiebe Oh great...it turned into the hotdog and buns dilemma.
@@coyotetrickster5758 Why?? WHY ??? WHY CAN'T THEY FIGURE THIS OUT??? It's a conspiracy.
@@coyotetrickster5758 hotdog and buns dilemma? Is that the thing where packages of hotdogs contain four wieners and hotdog bread packages contain five buns?
because of this everyone calls it swiss miss instant piss but I mean its not wrong
Thats what im saying
Why are you everywhere?
I initially read your name as “Tim Hortons” and thought the Competition was taking Pot Shots 🤣
I’m a huge fan!
Why does this nigga appear on every video I rewatch
Bro I just found out about this video after 7 years and laughed my ass off. Your sense of humor is immaculate
Dude same I just found this somehow and this reads easily as something someone could’ve uploaded today, the humor hasn’t aged at ALL surprisingly.
it has been 5 WHOLE YEARS, and I still laugh at the wrinkles in sam’s face when he says “swiss miss, instant piss”
SAME LMAO IT JUST LOOKS SO WEIRD IMO
SAME
I laugh at the cat shitting itself lol
Frfr
true
ok fr tho, the line "SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS" is an internet classic
I quote this video way too often than is socially acceptable
He is pissed (ba dum tss)
@@schalker2901 ba dum piss*
1:51
@@Jumpathy No, it's 1:50
I love your videos. Thank you for writing an open letter to a company because the packaging is too complex for you lol had a great time
7 Years later and still a banger
It's worse when there's marshmallows, they're so small that when you put in hot water they melt instantly.
Yes.
Thats the point tho, theure supposed to make a layer of shitty marshmallow foam
Why would you put marshmallows in hot water?
@@ha2kon539 hot coco
@NUR HISYAM nah, my uncle from Singapore got me some when he went to Switzerland for business and gave them to me during Chinese New Year
3:08 He definitely recorded the outro on a different day when he wasn’t fuming.
Absolutely
Uh UH UHH
CRISPS
WALKERS
FUMING
i think he use that outro since this channel first uploaded
And his cat wasn't shitting itself out the window.
I think the split happened here 3:01
The box is twice as wide to take up more shelf space. More shelf space for you = less for competitors.
Coming back years later to rewatch gold. Sam we can't wait 2 1/2 years per video.
They listened the packages aren’t attached anymore
That's good
Lies and slander. I've had some boxes where they're not attached and some where they are. I literally tore both packets a week ago and it pissed me off, which is why I'm rewatching this video now lol.
Had some last night, can confirm they are still attached
ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ yes
“Fear will keep them in line”
Things are heating up in the Hot Chocolate fandom
Hot cocoa*
Not technically hot chocolate as hot chocolate is synonymous with drinking chocolate and that's made of cocoa nibs melted into hot milk, and is infinitely better than hot cocoa.
Hot chocolate with milk is better
If its a fandom,Hot Chocolate x Hot Coco?
Sam o'nella tsundere x Swiss Miss?!
@@GamingNinja132 found the party animal
i wish he did more of these types of videos
7 years later and this is still top 5 videos of all time to me i miss you sam o nella
1:50 Here’s your replay button
*_SWISS MISS,INSTANT PISS_*
thalk
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 NICE
Swoos moose oonstoont poos
YOU RELEASE A PRIMAL SREAM OF ANGER YOU CAT POOPS WHILE IT JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW
“Swiss miss instant PISS” combined with the face it shows killed me
I fucking lost it when i saw that part
If he was using MILK like a normal person then maybe he wouldn’t have that problem
@@Jessica-eo5hg shut up anyone can use water or milk
@@cupoflean8697 No, psychos use water, sane people use milk
I use water but ok
2:45 as someone who only has one ball
Im sad
Swiss miss instant piss one of the best quotes ever
Cheers to whoever liked this u mad lads
i like to imagine, that Sam won't post unless he really feels like it, or until something pisses him off.
When you ask the stranger at the bus stop how their day went:
that's what you get for bothering them
@@JoseSilva-ht8es let me guess; you are some sort of lazy introvert.
@@john.d.rockefeller2538 not everybody wants to socialise with some rando on a train station.
so you're saying if theyre an extrovert they will socialise to every single person on the train station? thats just not how it works pal.
@@john.d.rockefeller2538 we're just socially awkward, that's all
You kidding? If someone is in a bad mood and doesn't want to talk they'll say so.
"And it tastes like PISS!"
" *SWISS MISS* * face intensifies * *INSTANT PISS!* "
I already knew what was coming when he said the first line
Swiss miss instant piss and it doesn't give you bliss
*Instant Miss!*
Borderlands yyy 5yi
Tyt5tg
This is my favorite type of internet content. Thank you.
Pov-Sam updated so your rewatchin his stuff
I am willing to bet this was made entirely off the cuff directly after going through all of this. You can hear the genuine anger in his voice.
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It's truly beautiful.
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Swiss miss tiny piss
Classic rant!!!🙏🤣🤣🤣☕ swiss piss😂😂😂
@@mauricedavis8261 piss miss
Mister pip
1:47
S W I S S M I S S I N S T A N T P I S S
7 years and I still hear "swiss miss instant piss" anytime someone mentions swiss miss or I see them on shelves
For better taste,
ADD FIDEL CASTRO'S FAVORITE DRINK
Ha! Inside joke
What beast of Satan adds water to make hot chocolate
Now that is very much adequate.😌
-Olive
THATS ILLEGAL, U CANT SAY THE C WORD
I agree, milk makes it infinitely better
1:50
S W I S S M I S S I N S T A N T P I S S
Sounds like everything nowadays
That shit killed me 😭
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Legendary.
i tried not laughing so hard since everyone at my house is asleep by now
Because of you they changed it good job man you made my life easier
Back to watch this for the holidays while making my hot cocoa happy holidays everyone
Wait hold up, they are only 6 oz?!?! I always thought Swiss miss just tasted like relatively chocolatey flavoring water
EAT PANT CONAR
Who the hell uses water ??
It tastes better if you use it ask hot chocolate milk
@Kat Troni I'm lactose intolerant and i still use milk. They make milk for ppl who are lactose intolerant. It's like rlly cheap at Walmart too so that's no excuse to use water 🤢🤮
I enjoy hot chocolate made with milk but my dad says it's bad to heat milk in the microwave in a ceramic mug or whatever it's made of. Hmmm... now I know to use two packets instead of one.
Swiss Miss must have gotten your letter, as they aren’t attached anymore (and some of them are attached, but they’re super easy to rip now.) They still kept the original box dimensions, and one envelope now contains 39 g of hot cocoa.
Sam should get an award for changing hot chocolatekind.
the question is
why would you buy cacoa that you mix with water
@@nitato6184 Some people are lack toes intolerance
@@osteelgen8225 I have an electric kettle which makes it super easy to boil water, but you should never use other liquids in it, especially not milk. So making hot cocao with water is so much more convenient than with milk for me personally.
@@osteelgen8225 just microwave it
@@Kallixede bone apple tit
This never gets old
Guys, he did it, Swiss miss has done away with the weird tags that attach the bags side by side, and they are now 1/3 larger. Sam really bullied a dom pant into being better
You know he swiss miss instant pissed when he doesn’t start the lesson smiling
Or when you pour water in coco mix
weirdos
@Game ReaperX I’m lactose intolerant 😭
I don't know if I'd call this one a lesson per se. More of an angry tirade. I didn't learn anything except that Sam is apparently rather passionate about his hot chocolate.
Oh well ig, it was fun while it lasted-
@@emmisaryofgilameir1946 actually america is one of the only countries that uses milk with coco mix the rest of the world uses water because it tastes better
Their diet version, that is half the calories, is literally just half of the amount of powder for the same price.
Lmao reminds me of the little britain weight watchers skit:
"if you cut the cake in half, it's half the calories. Then you can have twice as much!"
if you’re on a diet, don’t eat hot chocolate, on that note, don’t go on a diet, life is too short to not enjoy hot chocolate
@@chewnip86 life is too short to be unhealthy the entire time being healthy makes the time you have much more enjoyable
@@danielnunez1587 imagine "being healthy" and "having a life" pffff ok boomer 🙄🙄
I'm gonna die anyways eating healthy or not, so might as well just be happy and have a small life spam
(btw kids this is a fckn joke, seriously don't live life like that, it's not worthy it)
and when the world needed him most... he vanished
Big "know what grinds my gears" energy
This got recommended to me and I just remembered he hasn’t posted in almost a year
i wonder how hes doing tbh like he used to upload all the time
He's currently in college. I'm pretty sure he'll start back up again when he's done.
@@supernova644 probably busy with his thesis
swiss miss got him
@@LastBastion If I were him I would just present the content on this channel and call it a day.
“So finally the dam breaks, you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out of the window” I haven’t laughed this hard in a WHILE
That's kinda sad....
That’s kinda sad....
@@Kenoboi_42 T-T
swiss miss instant piss
Lol
I live in south america, by the grace of god I moved somewhere that, where the biiiiiiiiiig supermarket is, they sell swiss miss, I remembered this gem of a video, and I bought some for the meme.
Worst 9 dollars I've ever fucking spent. Great video still, miss ya Sam.
Damn, I just love this artwork so much xdd
When you gather an audience large enough that you can effectively utilize them to fight your grievances with a hot choco company. I wish I had a fraction of this man's power.
I wish I had a fraction of his intellect, and or humor.
@moham He won't.
Maybe this was the plan all along
And you can achieve said fraction on this very day by denouncing anime
This guy holds more political power than some Balkan Countries.
“Pour in the hot water”
*jazz music stops*
Wait you don't use water?
@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen milk is way better dude.
I want *hot* chocolate though. How do y'all heat y'all milk?
@@quincy9908 microwaves, son!
@@hanzchristiancastillo8887 Are you living in Venezuela? You can get a microwave for 50 bucks where I live
after seven years, i come back, and the most horrifying realization.
would.. would one large testicle be more efficient than two?
they claim it's a pack of 10 (I think it's six now) but because of the packet size, it's only 5 servings. That's why I buy the tubs.
I come back to watch this masterpiece every couple of months.
With how recent a lot of these comments are I think your not the only one.
It never gets old :D
Am revisiting this once again
same
This is golden
Jesus, why hasn't this video blown up. it's fucking hilarious
Shinatako I think we're all wary after the GradeA bamboozle.
Philip who?
GradeAUnderA. He started making these overblown rants about petty annoyances in a similar low quality illustrated style. But then he switched to trying to fix youtube and everything like that, and soon he went downhill.
because he uses inches, oz, and fl oz...
The whole channel should be blowing up by now. Damn.
This is my favorite video on RUclips to this day. I have tears in my eyes
the double wide is likely to give them more visibility on store shelves. otherwise they'd risk being only a one box wide row the size of a pop tarts box. while poptarts has lots of variety, different flavors, minimal competition and gets lots of shelf space, hot chocolate bags probably get the same shelf space in most stores as all the different poptarts flavors, and they all have to share that space, so taking up more width is a strategy to be more visible amongst competitors.
Seven years and still an actual concern
Did they ever respond?
i dont know
@@marceltelang7825 important information you have just shared
Braydon Coate bruh 😂
Yea. I made a full comment on it
i remember i saw it being sold in a store and it said "NEW! larger serving size" or something like that but im not sure
bruh just man up and eat the whole packet its the only way....
Packaging and all
jillians_ ok_tho Why stop at the hands when you can eat the entire arm.
@@cooldudekillsyou8254 Nah just the dick
i cook it up in a dirty spoon and shoot it into my toes. pussies.
KINGSOFBALKAN _just the tip_
This is one of my most favorite videos of someone just going unhinged
Sam is an actual treasure