The Banana Republics

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @adamant06
    @adamant06 3 года назад +32213

    Step 1: Grow Banana
    Step 2: Sell Banana
    Step 3: Kick out the entire governement using an army of hired mercenaries

    • @Bigdog5400
      @Bigdog5400 3 года назад +1194

      Step 4: Profit

    • @monke6774
      @monke6774 3 года назад +679

      Step 6: Create a Intergalactic Banana Empire and the reshape the matter of the universe into one massive Banana.

    • @uptank8461
      @uptank8461 3 года назад +446

      step 8: build a banana fueled time machine to travel back in time to 1900 closing the loop to gain more profits in the past and repeat step 1.

    • @gamersquid7cariga408
      @gamersquid7cariga408 3 года назад +156

      Step 4: defenestrate yourself

    • @nothanks5630
      @nothanks5630 3 года назад +235

      Step 9: Become banana king and rule all bananas

  • @kali_uchis7635
    @kali_uchis7635 4 года назад +28729

    I can just a imagine Sam screaming into his mic “COMIEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

  • @jacobsarvathayaparan2337
    @jacobsarvathayaparan2337 4 года назад +23163

    Fun fact: Dole was also partly responsible for the coup the overthrew the Hawai'ian monarchy and annexing into America. This time for pineapples

    • @unluckyrebel
      @unluckyrebel 4 года назад +738

      Pineapple republic, as a mexican I was not aware of that hiden part of hawaiian story, I felt upset when reading how it ended I related somehow to being under control of a goverment ruled by someone who does not even care about you and not being able to do a thing to change it, sadly thats how many people lives nowdays, we never learn.

    • @AKiwi
      @AKiwi 4 года назад +391

      As a person living in Hawaii for all of their life, I am internally screaming

    • @ryanjones9498
      @ryanjones9498 4 года назад +72

      Great, now a want a banana

    • @jacobsarvathayaparan2337
      @jacobsarvathayaparan2337 4 года назад +242

      @@FisherStAmour-xl4qz looked it up, my bad it was an anachronism. Sanford Dole forms the coup government in 1894 mostly in service of castle & cooke holdings before the foundation of the Hawaiian Pineapple Company in 1901. So it's the other way around Dole lead a coup in Hawaii and then used the resulting power to grant a monopoly to his cousins Dole Fruit company after it was founded.

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 4 года назад +19

      *insert Bob Dole jokes*

  • @myceliiumz
    @myceliiumz Год назад +2083

    one of the wildest parts of my childhood was going to the children's museum and playing in the part where you could pretend to be a labourer in a banana plantation only for my grandpa to start spouting war stories his father told him about the actual banana plantations

    • @vm_duc
      @vm_duc Год назад +88

      gotta indoctrinate the youth

    • @MrTwinkieeater
      @MrTwinkieeater Год назад +18

      Sounds like something Larry David would do.

    • @bootybiscuit1561
      @bootybiscuit1561 2 месяца назад

      The banana doesn't fall too far from the tree

    • @Menace0
      @Menace0 2 месяца назад +9

      you’re not gonna believe this but the youtube app asked me how I feel about your comment with a few pictures of smile faces like they have at the doctor when they ask you how much it hurt when you’re a kid

    • @myceliiumz
      @myceliiumz Месяц назад +3

      @@Menace0 how happy or sad does it make you that i played in a simulacrum of a banana plantation while my grandfather imagined how his life would've gone if he had gone off to work at one as a young lad instead of staying in his family home and eventually marrying

  • @mistermoon9305
    @mistermoon9305 3 года назад +10032

    Imagine being Sam’s neighbor and you just hear him screaming “COMMIEEEE” at 2 in the morning

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 3 года назад +482

      "I think the neighbor is having a ptsd episode, should we do something?"
      "Nah hes just recording a video"

    • @patientzero5685
      @patientzero5685 3 года назад +45

      Made me laugh

    • @deadlycancer8002
      @deadlycancer8002 2 года назад +122

      That would be a huge pain in the ass to explain, why were you screaming "CUMMIE" in the middle of the night.

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin 2 года назад +29

      My neighbors probably relate

    • @randomguitarguy5906
      @randomguitarguy5906 2 года назад +25

      3:01 here

  • @gb-wx3dv
    @gb-wx3dv 3 года назад +7007

    Nations are temporary, Potassium is forever.
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @ElBrahh
      @ElBrahh 3 года назад +116

      "All warfare is based
      "- Sun Tzu

    • @BallsItchReal
      @BallsItchReal 3 года назад +54

      Nah nah, Human rights are temporary, yellow is forever
      -literally most capitalists if they got the chance *cough cough* nestle

    • @purevessel4801
      @purevessel4801 3 года назад +23

      But, doom is eternal

    • @ad_placement3610
      @ad_placement3610 3 года назад +10

      Sun Tzu once said that

    • @TheRealLittleBIGhead
      @TheRealLittleBIGhead 3 года назад +22

      And I'd say he knows a LITTLE MORE about fruit harvesting than than you do, pal, because he INVENTED IT!

  • @xeroxsos3659
    @xeroxsos3659 3 года назад +14987

    Me every time I watch this video:
    "Oh Eisenhower!"
    *Set volume to 50%*

  • @sair4269
    @sair4269 Год назад +2150

    Colombian here! Because of the United fruit company, a lot of people here died just because they wanted basic human rights, in our History classes we called it "La masacre de las bananeras" the translation is something like "Banana Massacre"

    • @cozmoknot
      @cozmoknot Год назад +153

      ✨Imperialism is the highest stage of capitalism✨

    • @danixfamily8585
      @danixfamily8585 Год назад

      ​@@cozmoknotCOMMIE COMMIE

    • @MiguelLopez-gv3nk
      @MiguelLopez-gv3nk Год назад +2

      ColOmbia*
      @@MrMG-il5hv

    • @albertigno1129
      @albertigno1129 Год назад +31

      In One Hundred Years of Solitude, Garcia Marquez retells that episode in the "magic realism" style, I highly recommend it.

    • @JimmyRimjobber
      @JimmyRimjobber Год назад

      @@cozmoknotloser

  • @Sable.Noah99
    @Sable.Noah99 6 лет назад +15670

    My mom and grandma grew up in Guatemala and i remember my grandma telling me their president died over bananas i was very confused

    • @someguy9496
      @someguy9496 6 лет назад +428

      CaliJLMN Id be too friend, I'd be too

    • @spacemarines1371
      @spacemarines1371 6 лет назад +404

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @diamondfailer11
      @diamondfailer11 6 лет назад +355

      CaliJLMN I guess Guatemala’s government was pretty “bananas” ;)

    • @storrho
      @storrho 6 лет назад +28

      Show this video to them :)

    • @Julianicos
      @Julianicos 6 лет назад +42

      potassium poising

  • @wizardshark2928
    @wizardshark2928 4 года назад +1361

    Sam O’Nella: **Screaming Commie into his mic**
    Neighbors: “Yeah, hey 911?”

  • @Neiroe
    @Neiroe 7 лет назад +34749

    COMMIE!!!!!!
    COMMIE!!!!!!
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
    -Dwight D. Eisenhower

  • @maybe2031
    @maybe2031 Год назад +2023

    Fun fact: the Chiquita Banana company tried to assassinate my Abuelo when he advocated for worker's unionization and rights in Honduras during the 20th century! So not only did they kill leaders, they didn't hesitate to kill anyone who even considered talking back! My Abuelo eventually immigrated to the US for asylum, and continued to advocate for unionization where they couldn't kill him as easily, haha.

    • @anthony_de_paz
      @anthony_de_paz Год назад +138

      Your grandpa is a hero! Salvadorans and Hondurans forever stand united against imperialism.

    • @user-rp1wx6zw6d
      @user-rp1wx6zw6d 11 месяцев назад

      Chiquita banana plead guilty in court to supporting a terrorist organization recently

    • @TheIndigoShine
      @TheIndigoShine 10 месяцев назад +11

      Jee wtf. fr.

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 9 месяцев назад +6

      yeah coca cola did the same thing

    • @screamingseal4805
      @screamingseal4805 9 месяцев назад +38

      @@anthony_de_pazI’m sorry but the idea of a American prison being safer then Honduras is pretty funny

  • @rohan1_
    @rohan1_ 3 года назад +10356

    TRADE OFFER!
    I receive: Banana.
    You receive: Military dictatorship

    • @MAML_
      @MAML_ 3 года назад +191

      *[ACCEPT]* [DECLINE]

    • @Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva
      @Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva 3 года назад +207

      [ACCEPT] [USA "freedom"]

    • @SnepBlepVR
      @SnepBlepVR 3 года назад +45

      Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mmm-mm-mm-mmm. Do you want a banana? This banana for you!

    • @CourierSiix
      @CourierSiix 3 года назад +28

      @@SnepBlepVR Tonight we dance around the flame. This banana make you go insane

    • @biggestgooberintheland
      @biggestgooberintheland 3 года назад +9

      [ACCEPT] cus I love banana

  • @zacharyb2723
    @zacharyb2723 3 года назад +4327

    "I conquered Nicaragua for United Fruit." - Smedley Butler, most decorated American soldier at the time of that quote. War is a racket.

    • @PROhoppy
      @PROhoppy 3 года назад +46

      Marine*

    • @israeldelarosa5461
      @israeldelarosa5461 3 года назад +9

      Doesn’t have much to do with anything but I had just read about Smedley yesterday. Apparently he was hired by all these businesses to overthrow FDR in the 1930s and help them install a dictatorship instead. He told the president instead. The coup was prevented and no one was prosecuted. Butler hated his life, denounced capitalism and labeled himself a “racketeer for capitalism” for decades. Roosevelt himself was viewed as a Communist by many of these businessmen. Butler was a Roosevelt supporter though and these businesses were idiots for trying to hire HIM of all people to lead their attempted Coup. The entire thing was ridiculous if not a little scary.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 года назад +91

      @@israeldelarosa5461 Jonathan Katz has just written a book about Smedlsy Butler and his era called Gangsters of Capitalism.

    • @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh
      @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh 2 года назад +16

      General Smedley Butler USMC

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 2 года назад +95

      War isent about profit
      Thats why we invaded Iraq, cuz they "knocked 2 buildings down" so we took their oil fields for almost 11 years and raised the price of gas back home. . . . . Wait a second

  • @Zizumia
    @Zizumia 4 года назад +9402

    United Fruit Co. literally has a gun in their logo, not exactly subtle guys..

    • @GhostyHomie
      @GhostyHomie 4 года назад +323

      Nah! They seem like good folk.

    • @Vanishingink4
      @Vanishingink4 4 года назад +236

      @@GhostyHomie what do they have on you

    • @boney2982
      @boney2982 4 года назад +382

      @@Vanishingink4 his family

    • @musiew683
      @musiew683 3 года назад +288

      @@Vanishingink4 They threatened to cut off his banana

    • @Vanishingink4
      @Vanishingink4 3 года назад +33

      @@boney2982 he should realize they are holding him back

  • @aaronyates5324
    @aaronyates5324 2 года назад +271

    "The nanners must flow" is an incredibly apt reference. Well done.

  • @hunterhudson4577
    @hunterhudson4577 4 года назад +6873

    Guatemalan president: Introduces basic human rights
    Banana industry: "So you have chosen death"

    • @comatose1818
      @comatose1818 4 года назад +97

      Literally

    • @lewisleslie2821
      @lewisleslie2821 4 года назад +9

      666 likes, can’t break that unholy perfection

    • @yankees21393
      @yankees21393 4 года назад +103

      Banana Industry: “That isn’t very cash money of you”*

    • @martbarnav1787
      @martbarnav1787 4 года назад +34

      So you have chosen *COMMUNISM*

    • @Marco-hl6gz
      @Marco-hl6gz 4 года назад +21

      *COMMIE*
      *COMMIE*
      *REEEEEE*

  • @knyaz7500
    @knyaz7500 3 года назад +7444

    My history teacher played this in class. Truly legendary.

    • @matheusexpedito4577
      @matheusexpedito4577 2 года назад +237

      Good teacher

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 2 года назад +250

      A teacher willing to show the truth in history
      Dont tell the superintendent. . . . Thats how you get fired for being a good guy. School isent about learning, its about programing. And we dont wanna program our kids to think the adults make mistakes that alter the world on a military scale. Just business

    • @whyplaypiano2844
      @whyplaypiano2844 Год назад +26

      Donovan my man you hit the nail on the head.

    • @RigobertosTacoShop
      @RigobertosTacoShop Год назад +35

      Even with the cursing? wow im surprised

    • @Megalon-qc8pf
      @Megalon-qc8pf Год назад +2

      🫡

  • @alohadubs7683
    @alohadubs7683 5 лет назад +5644

    Rich people call in the army and decide to overthrow the government?
    Replace the word Banana with Sugar Cane, and you have the history of Hawaii.

    • @godemperorhueylong269
      @godemperorhueylong269 5 лет назад +145

      No the annexation of Hawaii was far more complicated, theirs a video by Knowing Better who goes far more in depth than I ever could
      P.S he's from Hawaii

    • @skeeeeet5954
      @skeeeeet5954 5 лет назад +24

      God Emperor Huey Long w o o s h

    • @doyouevenwarpbro8674
      @doyouevenwarpbro8674 5 лет назад +20

      Thought it was pinapples

    • @actionman9357
      @actionman9357 5 лет назад +3

      Aloha!

    • @elijahcriswell1658
      @elijahcriswell1658 5 лет назад +45

      Josh Barnes depends on the island but basically the same. Dole basically owns one of the Hawaiian islands and uses it as a large plantation

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai Год назад +155

    Nothing on RUclips really summarizes the Red Scare era of American history better than 4:33

  • @kingcalamity4350
    @kingcalamity4350 5 лет назад +3106

    "Dirty" *turns down volume* "stinkin" *turns down volume* "commie" *still didnt turn down volume enough*

    • @inakie7756
      @inakie7756 5 лет назад +5

      Segeric

    • @god2k562
      @god2k562 5 лет назад +70

      The second word is "collectivising" ya dum.

    • @bobbot5400
      @bobbot5400 5 лет назад +16

      @@god2k562 little rude pal but be yourself

    • @god2k562
      @god2k562 5 лет назад +34

      @@bobbot5400 No, I am your god, accept me or burn in the 7th gate of hell !!!

    • @bobbot5400
      @bobbot5400 5 лет назад +10

      @@god2k562 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Nathanel-md6uc
    @Nathanel-md6uc 3 года назад +14210

    Fun fact: the founder of dole actually took part in overthrowing the monarchy of Hawaii

    • @benwilsonMMA
      @benwilsonMMA 3 года назад +736

      Why not play imperialism when you got a gazillion dollars

    • @v.k5417
      @v.k5417 3 года назад +54

      Yeah I knew that

    • @brok56
      @brok56 3 года назад +154

      USA is like father, like son. Britain must be proud. After all, brits distabilised The chinese empire with drugs back in The Day. Just because tea sellings were regulated.
      English speaking countries are The wackiest imperialists now that i think about it.

    • @EdgyShooter
      @EdgyShooter 3 года назад +458

      @@brok56 The funniest part is how the US likes to make Britain the bad guy in everything, but conveniently forgets segregation, the over throwing of governments in the name of profit, etc etc

    • @steviecopeland
      @steviecopeland 3 года назад +92

      The Dole Sam talks about in this video, Sanford B. Dole, was actually a cousin of James Dole, who helped create Dole Food Co. Not the same guy, but related.

  • @miran_rbm
    @miran_rbm 4 года назад +13112

    "Holy shit, you actually did it."
    "WORLDSTAR"

    • @spoon104
      @spoon104 4 года назад +20

      @FEM buckaroos

    • @benphillips1149
      @benphillips1149 4 года назад +86

      Not very imaginative just quoting the vid

    • @dannymarcum7166
      @dannymarcum7166 3 года назад +67

      5 min before
      COMIEEEE
      COMIEEEE
      Go get em
      rEEEeEeeeee

    • @benphillips1149
      @benphillips1149 3 года назад +12

      @6Sarcasm._.Lemon9 not very imaginative just saying what I am doing

    • @benphillips1149
      @benphillips1149 3 года назад +10

      @6Sarcasm._.Lemon9 not very imaginative just saying what I'm doing

  • @nermalmovement
    @nermalmovement Год назад +39

    “Red fear and yellow love” is the most clever thing ever and I hate you for it

  • @theoverseer393
    @theoverseer393 5 лет назад +1587

    *looks at the sticker on my recent banana bunch *
    "dear god, its CHIQUITA"

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 года назад +3

      Even when it's not, it probably still is.

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 2 года назад +3

      OOOH BLOODNANA

  • @Furahri
    @Furahri 3 года назад +9819

    4:50
    I just noticed, you can hear 7 gun shots, and when the corpse is shown, Sam actually drew 7 bullet holes.
    That's some raw dedication.

  • @borat1191
    @borat1191 6 лет назад +1455

    That Eisenhower thing was the best shit I've seen in months

    • @comedymask5340
      @comedymask5340 6 лет назад +58

      Master of Puppets
      I still can't believe that we invaded ducking central America for bannanas.

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender 6 лет назад +41

      Well, to be fair you guys have done way worst for way less

    • @comedymask5340
      @comedymask5340 6 лет назад +10

      Lexender
      Fair point.

    • @theworldisyours0722
      @theworldisyours0722 6 лет назад +11

      Master of Puppets most ironic part is he used a communist gun

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 6 лет назад

      Lexender worse*

  • @danielvictor3262
    @danielvictor3262 Год назад +190

    I get that this is supposed to be humorous but hearing about the Banana Republics is just sad and anger-inducing no matter how it was retold.

    • @henrikfitch4017
      @henrikfitch4017 4 месяца назад

      Fun fact!
      United Fruit literally admitted openly to knowingly funding terrorist militias in Colombia to further their political goals.
      And not one fatcat saw a prison cell as a result. The company had to pay a measly 25 million to the US government, not even to Colombia

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 6 лет назад +3122

    “Oh also also...
    *NANNERS* ”
    “Alright I’m sold do what you want”

    • @billrobertjoe
      @billrobertjoe 6 лет назад +4

      I can really only think of modern day Iraq Pakistan and Afghanistan, most of the others were restored

    • @far0145
      @far0145 5 лет назад

      He took it out of his underbelly

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 5 лет назад +3

      I'd also give in whenever Nanners is involved, though I'd be referring to SeaNanners.

    • @suxy5469
      @suxy5469 5 лет назад

      I read this as he said it 😂

  • @strangepoyo1201
    @strangepoyo1201 5 лет назад +2272

    **overtakes country over banana**
    America : *that wasn't very freedom of you*

  • @dingdongs5208
    @dingdongs5208 Год назад +88

    Dwight D. Eisenhower losing it at the word 'Commie' is actually historically accurate

  • @rdmisme6695
    @rdmisme6695 5 лет назад +964

    This HAS to be my favorite video just because of the line of "COMMMIIIEEEEEEEEE COMMMIIEEEEEEEE REEEeEEEEEeeeE"

  • @ingridflores7022
    @ingridflores7022 4 года назад +5646

    I'm actually from Guatemala and you have no idea on how much that impacted my country. We are still not recovering from this, as a matter of fact. We are still mourning Jacobo Arbenz, as he was exitiliated from the country and never came back after 1944! Our currency (quetzal) was at dollar level, and obviously that wasn't good for them. Now 7.6 quetzales make up one dollar. And I ran out of facts lol.

    • @chumlee8863
      @chumlee8863 4 года назад +415

      Yeah, natural resources are still being exploited mainly by US companies and they still don't pay their workers shit neither the taxes they should

    • @epikmatrixerix6644
      @epikmatrixerix6644 4 года назад +232

      I'm so sorry for your country and the many others the states screwed over. Please know that Sam and I are by no means the only Americans that want to see our government right its wrongs.
      🇬🇹💙

    • @maihaiki888
      @maihaiki888 4 года назад +25

      I'm so sorry for your lose. That must have been hard😢

    • @silliemillieeee
      @silliemillieeee 4 года назад +69

      also!! the happy meal was invented by a guatemalan woman :D

    • @flavioflubber183
      @flavioflubber183 4 года назад +14

      America sucks sorry bro

  • @sinnohsinner0414
    @sinnohsinner0414 4 года назад +3215

    "He's a dirty..."
    "No.."
    "...collectivizing..."
    "No!"
    "...Commie."
    "COMMIIIIIIIIIIIEE"

    • @marvelgeek9577
      @marvelgeek9577 4 года назад +142

      “COMMMIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
      “Go get him Dwight!”
      “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

    • @notyoshikagekira7539
      @notyoshikagekira7539 4 года назад +76

      @@marvelgeek9577 *gunshots intensifies*
      Holy shit You actually did it
      World star

    • @rosin_eater
      @rosin_eater 4 года назад +6

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Daisythepage
      @Daisythepage 4 года назад +3

      Reeeeee

    • @Daisythepage
      @Daisythepage 4 года назад +3

      Oh shit you actually did it

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 года назад +435

    In Colombia, there's a similar story. In 1928, workers of the banana plantations were protesting against the terrible working conditions. After weeks with no agreement due to the United Fruit Company refusing to negotiate, the conservative Colombian government sent the army to kill the protesting workers. They were compelled to work in the company's interests because they didn't want them to cut off the Colombian banana trade from major powers. This is now known as "La masacre de las bananeras" or the Banana Massacre. This is even referenced in One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez.
    Just like during the Cold War, US officials in Colombia and United Fruit Co. representatives portrayed them as communist in telegrams sent to then Secretary of State Frank B. Kellogg

    • @maya-cc2sx
      @maya-cc2sx 2 года назад +3

      how can you make so much money off of fruits

    • @renlevy411
      @renlevy411 2 года назад +42

      @@maya-cc2sx Food industry is soooo profitable because everyone love eating food. Of course fruit company make some scrooge mcduck profit.

    • @maya-cc2sx
      @maya-cc2sx 2 года назад +4

      @@renlevy411 why are the farmers so poor then

    • @renlevy411
      @renlevy411 2 года назад +51

      @@maya-cc2sx Do you watch the video? Because that how Capitalism worked. That what happened when labor right doesn't exist. There a reason why life in Victorian Era was completely misarable for the Proletariat.

    • @maya-cc2sx
      @maya-cc2sx 2 года назад +1

      @@renlevy411 I did, what I mean is if fruits are that profitable why are farmers so poor while companies are rich

  • @ajorsomething4935
    @ajorsomething4935 5 лет назад +2451

    Imagine owning so much land that you baisically own a country just as a corparation.

    • @williansnobre
      @williansnobre 5 лет назад +124

      We are living in a cyberpunk dystopia owned by corporations for way longer than we thought

    • @XXStrong1
      @XXStrong1 5 лет назад +59

      Welcome to Ancapistan!

    • @raiderfox7229
      @raiderfox7229 5 лет назад +27

      @@XXStrong1 Where the money flows and your very being is up for sale!

    • @user-rc9nr9sy9r
      @user-rc9nr9sy9r 5 лет назад +52

      Bro check the East India trading company

    • @stupidcommentmaker
      @stupidcommentmaker 5 лет назад +36

      *stares in British East India Company*

  • @serbianslav5494
    @serbianslav5494 4 года назад +12343

    Take a shot every time USA starts policing governments of other nations.

    • @dobi2236
      @dobi2236 4 года назад +560

      I can't, Americans like me have no alcohol tolerance so id be dead by the 25th shot

    • @legokenobi1185
      @legokenobi1185 4 года назад +444

      *dies of alcohol poisoning*

    • @corruptkitten1007
      @corruptkitten1007 4 года назад +1130

      There's not that much alcohol in the world.

    • @SleepyAce404
      @SleepyAce404 4 года назад +471

      @@corruptkitten1007 If the russians ran out of vodka after WWII there's definitely not enough alcohol

    • @strawber3seal_77
      @strawber3seal_77 4 года назад +139

      Dam you I died of too high blood alcohol levels

  • @longlatino3973
    @longlatino3973 6 лет назад +1468

    "Hey, that's not very freedom of you young man"

    • @turniue
      @turniue 6 лет назад +14

      SansThe Skelebro U
      Ww2 JP: HEY. FREEDOM IS GAY

    • @longlatino3973
      @longlatino3973 6 лет назад +12

      Turniue is there something wrong with being gay? Huh? Are you being judgemental on what is best for whom ever decides to like the opposite sex? The freedom we have in America allows said gayness to be an acceptable thing in society because there is nothing wrong with being gay as that is the life choice that person decide to make and most gays actually find good husbands and wives you judgmental jerk

    • @christopher_graffam
      @christopher_graffam 6 лет назад +3

      +SansThe Skelebro What Turniue is probably referencing is Sam O'Nella's sushi video.

    • @turniue
      @turniue 6 лет назад

      yea

    • @turniue
      @turniue 6 лет назад +1

      being gays fine. i dont give enough shits to think its wrong

  • @DaveTexas
    @DaveTexas Год назад +42

    This is one of the greatest videos to ever be uploaded to RUclips! I’m serious. Everything about this video is perfect - especially Dwight Eisenhower!

  • @noneofgorebusniess2089
    @noneofgorebusniess2089 4 года назад +1257

    Dwight reacting to “comie” like mermaid man reacted to “evil”

  • @roxsziegalrox55
    @roxsziegalrox55 7 лет назад +3603

    'that's not very freedom of you young man' needs to be on a shirt

    • @itszaza5937
      @itszaza5937 7 лет назад +59

      dead nymphet so should COMMIEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 7 лет назад +9

      dead nymphet Then proceeds to back dictatorships and overthrow governments themselves.

    • @symbioticcoherence8435
      @symbioticcoherence8435 7 лет назад +2

      dftba store will do that for you. please make this happen!

    • @alwinpriven2400
      @alwinpriven2400 7 лет назад +13

      And wear it every time Trump does something that isn't very freedom. So basically wear it every day.

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 7 лет назад +7

      +Patrick Cahill Uh... maybe don't freeboot from Sam's videos?

  • @mettycandy
    @mettycandy 4 года назад +6691

    I fell asleep watching Sam O'Nella's videos on autoplay, and I cannot tell you how terrifying it is to wake up at 5 am to "COMMIEEEEE COMMMIEEE REEEE" (4:44)

    • @ncrranger6288
      @ncrranger6288 4 года назад +116

      L

    • @idk-hp3md
      @idk-hp3md 4 года назад +18

      xD

    • @datt6165
      @datt6165 4 года назад +39

      LMAOOOO

    • @shortleader0958
      @shortleader0958 4 года назад +401

      thats how america works in the middle of the night you wake up to someone screeching about communists

    • @squirrele4495
      @squirrele4495 4 года назад +23

      My worst nightmare

  • @chaoticdragoncherry6939
    @chaoticdragoncherry6939 Месяц назад +39

    2:12 this aged well

  • @georgielinscott
    @georgielinscott 5 лет назад +490

    Intern: “Narcos..... but naners..”
    Producer: “You are a goddam GENIUS.”

  • @paint2160
    @paint2160 5 лет назад +2437

    Therapist: Commie President doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
    Dwight Eisenhower: *internally rees*

    • @user-lu3ut8ot2e
      @user-lu3ut8ot2e 4 года назад +4

      What?

    • @user-lu3ut8ot2e
      @user-lu3ut8ot2e 4 года назад +2

      Sorry but that doesn’t exist you fucking idiot

    • @paint2160
      @paint2160 4 года назад +17

      @@user-lu3ut8ot2e its a joke....

    • @kaparg
      @kaparg 4 года назад +6

      They don't exist because they are all dictators!

    • @sorex6445
      @sorex6445 4 года назад +1

      @@user-lu3ut8ot2e lol

  • @invaderpikachu1425
    @invaderpikachu1425 7 лет назад +922

    “Hey! That’s not very freedom of you!”
    -insert U.S anthem-

    • @potatoewaffle932
      @potatoewaffle932 6 лет назад +3

      It the Star Spangled Banner not u.s national anthem

    • @GioPotatoes
      @GioPotatoes 5 лет назад +1

      @@potatoewaffle932 It Is called the Star spangled banner, but it is the US national anthem

    • @AllieSocks12
      @AllieSocks12 3 года назад +1

      @@potatoewaffle932 Do you say "I pledge allegiance to the Stars and Stripes" instead of "the flag" while your at it?

  • @Yorrand
    @Yorrand 2 года назад +45

    The comi part never fails to make me laugh

  • @Hydra7780.
    @Hydra7780. 6 лет назад +3760

    *COMMIEEEEEEEE*
    *_C O M M I E E E E E E E_*
    *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee_*
    *gunshots*
    _WORLDSTAR_

    • @jamesplatt6738
      @jamesplatt6738 5 лет назад +48

      Hydra perez Yeah, we all watched the video.

    • @laurendietrich6384
      @laurendietrich6384 5 лет назад +31

      SiberianPineapple what the hell does this mean? If the comment wasn’t about the video, it would be completely irrelevant, making the ‘comment’ feature completely useless. Next time, think it through before you try to criticize someone.

    • @HomeofHoney
      @HomeofHoney 5 лет назад +18

      4:23

    • @laurendietrich6384
      @laurendietrich6384 5 лет назад +3

      chewing spring wtf does this even mean lmao

    • @achievedchair17
      @achievedchair17 5 лет назад +2

      Hydra perez yeah go get em dwight

  • @victorortiz193
    @victorortiz193 6 лет назад +2016

    In December 6th of 1928, the United Fruit Company slaughtered near 3000 workers that were on a strike near Santa Marta, Colombia. The massacre is known as the "banana massacre".

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 5 лет назад +59

      KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME

    • @kaiser6945
      @kaiser6945 5 лет назад +13

      Nanners

    • @alejandrosalazar8766
      @alejandrosalazar8766 5 лет назад +110

      Victor Ortiz
      False. The Banana Massacre killed about 13 to 23 workers, but the number has never been verified.
      The 3,000 figure was essentially invented and popularized by Gabriel Garcia Marquez in One Hundred Years of Solitude to give a greater impact to the theme of his work as it pertains to colonialism.

    • @fairytail2484
      @fairytail2484 5 лет назад +8

      Nobody in it died with dignity

    • @Trashcom1917
      @Trashcom1917 5 лет назад +68

      There was another massacre in El Salvador in 1932 which killed an estimated 10-40 thousand peasants who were rebelling against the puppet state. As for the other guy it's likely hundreds if not thousands were killed in Colombia. The government under reported casualties for obvious reasons

  • @katrinabeach9736
    @katrinabeach9736 4 года назад +1031

    Sam is the only person Ive ever heard use the term “nanners” who wasn’t my 62 year old dad

  • @BiGJV423
    @BiGJV423 4 месяца назад +53

    Had to come back and rewatch this banger after watching Wendigoon

  • @jenniferanderson2222
    @jenniferanderson2222 6 лет назад +2296

    Imagine waking up at 2AM to the sounds of your neighbour aggressively screaming:
    COMMIE
    COMMIEEEEEEE
    WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @kaedenle
      @kaedenle 6 лет назад +120

      WRRYYYY?
      MUDA!

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 6 лет назад +91

      *COMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      *COMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      Holy Shit you actually did it
      *WORLDSTAR*

    • @Snazzy12341
      @Snazzy12341 6 лет назад +28

      Kono America da!

    • @axef2946
      @axef2946 6 лет назад +26

      And then the gunshots, and hearing: “Holy shit, you actually did it.”
      “WORLDSTAR!”

    • @haltheclown454
      @haltheclown454 6 лет назад

      Ok

  • @bellhop_phantom
    @bellhop_phantom 4 года назад +1014

    I'm legitimately setting Sam yelling *COMMIEEEEE* as my wake up alarm

  • @datoaster4991
    @datoaster4991 4 года назад +536

    Eisenhower:"COMIEEEEEEE"
    also Eisenhower: *uses a soviet gun*

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 3 года назад +40

      That he BOUGHT. With *MONEY.*

    • @Skulldude-yj9kg
      @Skulldude-yj9kg 3 года назад +4

      how much was it

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 3 года назад +9

      That he stole from the Russians

    • @Skulldude-yj9kg
      @Skulldude-yj9kg 3 года назад +2

      Are u sure about that unless
      COMMIE COMMIE COMMIE

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 3 года назад +5

      @@Skulldude-yj9kg I feel like that AK is a trophy for a murder of a certain Russian soldier.

  • @rusheelgongulur9689
    @rusheelgongulur9689 9 месяцев назад +70

    4:22 "Oh Eisenhower"
    Me: *Immediately decreases volume*

  • @caber3892
    @caber3892 6 лет назад +1577

    4:44
    Eisenhower went *bananas*

  • @czmc
    @czmc 6 лет назад +1351

    *COMMIE, COMMIE*
    "yeah go get em' Dwight."
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
    **random gunshots**

    • @funnyguy8498
      @funnyguy8498 5 лет назад +47

      8 Gohan “holy shit you actually did it” *worldstar*

    • @despamosquito9845
      @despamosquito9845 5 лет назад +8

      “WORLDSTAR”

    • @FrancisTha1st
      @FrancisTha1st 5 лет назад +15

      yes correct this *was* a quote in the video. good job pointing it out for me, i would have missed it otherwise.
      thanks from belize

    • @jakobwendt8999
      @jakobwendt8999 5 лет назад +2

      Imagine being this guy's neighbor that night

    • @otonielroman4025
      @otonielroman4025 5 лет назад

      I was watching this in public omfg I’m dead

  • @lonelychameleon3595
    @lonelychameleon3595 4 года назад +1225

    "But if my workers have rights, then how can I profit off of their suffering?"

    • @Hitsugix
      @Hitsugix 4 года назад +24

      Well, that's a very common thing until this day everywhere in the world.

    • @aesthetichoarder8248
      @aesthetichoarder8248 4 года назад +44

      Jeff Bezos be like

    • @cathsaigh2197
      @cathsaigh2197 4 года назад +13

      @@Hitsugix Yes, in part because of the US pulling shit like this.

    • @primal_guy1526
      @primal_guy1526 4 года назад +11

      Because profits are more important than basic human rights

    • @bucket4255
      @bucket4255 4 года назад +9

      Dude, only the rich have rights. I MEAN, OF COURSE AMERICA GIVES RIGHTS TO ALL PEOPLE! SORRY FOR MY IGNORANCE! HAHAHAHAHHA!

  • @D3NPC
    @D3NPC 2 месяца назад +6

    Fun fact! In Bloons TD 5, there was an upgrade for the banana farm called the Banana Republic that had the appearance of a fanciful villa with banana tree sprites! It would give 25 banana drops that rewarded $40 per pickup. It was one of the most powerful midgame upgrades in the game because of this. Unfortunately, the devs decided that angering entire countries wasn't worth the joke and renamed it in Bloons TD 6 as the Banana Plantation.

    • @costa8509
      @costa8509 2 месяца назад

      not true banna plantation was in btd 5 they just removed the banana republic step and skipped straight to banana research facility in btd 6

  • @somerandompeep7017
    @somerandompeep7017 6 лет назад +3283

    History done right

    • @fartman998
      @fartman998 6 лет назад +16

      Who was the hecking mother flipper who was the 421th like?

    • @clint4527
      @clint4527 6 лет назад

      If you want more fun about this story, ask to internet about Edward Bernays and this guatemala operation by CIA.

    • @blxdegenix3083
      @blxdegenix3083 6 лет назад

      the pickle lord sanchestor Hobbs s

  • @supremeleadercora
    @supremeleadercora 3 года назад +4763

    This wasn't just bananas in central-america, it was oil in Iran, copper in Chile, and don't get me started on Africa.

    • @beepboop4701
      @beepboop4701 3 года назад +581

      In short, it's Capitalism creating the upper class who force profit onto necessities, turning into Authoritarianism.

    • @parkervarin
      @parkervarin 3 года назад +322

      My dad said that when he was a Marine, his commanding officer said, "Alrighty boys let fight another war for DeBeers" right before going to Africa. Sad stuff.

    • @batcavenc43
      @batcavenc43 3 года назад +38

      My father started working for the Vaccaro line in the mid fifties, his first boss Blaise tried to bring boxing back to Nola and got in trouble via forming relationships with Frankie Carbo and Frank Costello and was removed by the matriarch of the family I think is what my dad said . Also the Nola crime commission had a public forum regarding this. He stayed until,just after Murdock bought castle and Cooke.

    • @definitelynotcrazyrei3890
      @definitelynotcrazyrei3890 3 года назад +4

      @@Iwanwahid1969 Well, actually
      ruclips.net/video/9-SQGOYOjxs/видео.html

    • @definitelynotcrazyrei3890
      @definitelynotcrazyrei3890 3 года назад +13

      @@Iwanwahid1969 You didn't watch a second of that video, did you?
      Look, you can even mute it and the message will be clear as fucking day.

  • @speeklymaeve
    @speeklymaeve 3 года назад +3555

    if you play this video at .75x speed sam sounds like a depressed fruit obsessed 78 year old unretired 8th grade history teacher

    • @kingofkringekoc603
      @kingofkringekoc603 3 года назад +129

      How did you discover such a thing

    • @speeklymaeve
      @speeklymaeve 3 года назад +328

      @@kingofkringekoc603 through playing the video at .75x speed

    • @memkakes1514
      @memkakes1514 3 года назад +69

      He sounds high

    • @TLR_Eden
      @TLR_Eden 3 года назад +30

      Oh my god. Thats very accurate

    • @senatorarmstrong7168
      @senatorarmstrong7168 3 года назад +39

      0.5 sounds like he is reading out loud, but its hard for him to read

  • @anytorp
    @anytorp Год назад +18

    Salmonella never fails to deliver masterpieces

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws 4 года назад +686

    “Eventually the only competition was each other”
    Teddy Roosevelt: *breaks down the door, Eyes glowing* “DID SOMEONE SAY MONOPOLY???”

    • @andresribone4848
      @andresribone4848 4 года назад +6

      Erm, particularly that guy is not well remembered in central america, look it up.

    • @andresribone4848
      @andresribone4848 4 года назад +4

      @jocaguz18 too lazy to look it up but probably JFK commited war crimes too.

    • @Ajaws
      @Ajaws 4 года назад +15

      jocaguz18 they don’t really have to be, they’re the president of the USA not the world
      I mean it’s nice to be well liked but you don’t have to be loved and do great things for the rest of the world to be a good president of the USA. The rest of the world isn’t your responsibility or obligation to help or fix. The US has forgotten than since the Cold War ended. Hell even during the Cold War

    • @nineten9011
      @nineten9011 4 года назад +3

      Ajaws2414 I’ve researched us politics throughout the year, and man the level of corruption makes me sad, on a side note, I was rooting for bernie sanders.

    • @Ajaws
      @Ajaws 4 года назад

      SILENT FLASH so you like the old rich white boomer telling you to share instead of the rich white boomer who worked for Obama or the rich white boomer who said mean things.... you proud that you told us that for no reason?

  • @opossumstuff3864
    @opossumstuff3864 4 года назад +1122

    As a Honduran I can tell...
    *things have not improved, get me out of Honduras NOW*

    • @mr.kylemiles5169
      @mr.kylemiles5169 4 года назад +8

      Fix your grammar first.

    • @asteriusblack
      @asteriusblack 4 года назад +223

      @@mr.kylemiles5169 as an american you need new brains not everyone uses english all the time. Bet you dont know more than one language.:)

    • @xqero41
      @xqero41 4 года назад +137

      @@mr.kylemiles5169 their grammar is better than most native English speakers

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 4 года назад +16

      Basically that's Latin America and the Middle East, almost all Africa. Umm North Korea, India, and a lot more of course.

    • @sooptime9524
      @sooptime9524 4 года назад +106

      Person: I’m from another country
      This guy: sPeAk EnGlIsH

  • @paulzan2246
    @paulzan2246 4 года назад +3476

    Central Americans: “Can we please have a living wage?”
    1950s America: 4:44

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 4 года назад +269

      Nowadays America also: 4:44

    • @jwanbesande2734
      @jwanbesande2734 4 года назад +23

      They replied with a Jay Z album?

    • @samd2612
      @samd2612 4 года назад +11

      @@ThaTruFily really?

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 3 года назад +134

      @@samd2612 Yeah literally you say social democracy and they start with the red scare.
      Not changed.

    • @samd2612
      @samd2612 3 года назад +9

      @@ThaTruFily What is democracy

  • @jackyjordan5642
    @jackyjordan5642 Год назад +105

    Capitalism is fucking scary, but don't tell Eisenhower I said that

    • @sureitscool5475
      @sureitscool5475 7 месяцев назад +11

      Comieeeee!!!

    • @alexruska9390
      @alexruska9390 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@sureitscool5475 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    • @rvsen5351
      @rvsen5351 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@alexruska9390 World star!

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 6 лет назад +464

    I really did not expect to be earraped when watching this.
    Thanks fam

    • @kirtjoe283
      @kirtjoe283 6 лет назад

      Aaron Walls lolz

    • @SerHoratio
      @SerHoratio 6 лет назад +1

      Thanks for the warning gonna turn down the volume

    • @iroh6558
      @iroh6558 6 лет назад +1

      Thx for warning

    • @YeOldeKamikaze
      @YeOldeKamikaze 6 лет назад +1

      I used headphones just so I wouldn't disturb my family's sleep, but woke them up anyway with a burst of maniatical laughter haha

  • @macatacwarrior7204
    @macatacwarrior7204 3 года назад +1445

    You forgot when United Fruit co. Overthrew the Guatemalan government
    “If I had a nickel for every time a banana company overthrew a Latin American government, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice”

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 3 года назад +47

      And one time it involved the Secret Service trying and failing to stop it.

    • @maucazalv903
      @maucazalv903 2 года назад +3

      what was the other one? xd

    • @marvingayefan1703
      @marvingayefan1703 2 года назад +3

      I just read that in a Doofenschmirtz voice.

    • @themilkman6969
      @themilkman6969 2 года назад +7

      you would have a lot more

    • @pacman5698
      @pacman5698 2 года назад +49

      Bruh, if I had a nickel for every time the U.S. overthrew a democracy and installed a brutal dictator that went on to commit genocide, I'd be able to buy a five story mansion with a new sports car.

  • @HOWZERGOD
    @HOWZERGOD 6 лет назад +3681

    *COMMIEEEEEEEE* *COMMIEEEEEEEE*
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee*

    • @newerbroom1013
      @newerbroom1013 6 лет назад +60

      Jean Rose
      Where is that profile pic from? Asking for a friend... 0_0

    • @destroyer2496
      @destroyer2496 6 лет назад +54

      Tell me please... for academic purpose...

    • @larrythecableguy3100
      @larrythecableguy3100 6 лет назад +53

      Bois sorry to dissapoint but that looks like a girl suffering from sugma

    • @destroyer2496
      @destroyer2496 6 лет назад +32

      Larry The Cable Guy sugma what? -sugma dick?-

    • @beepityboop3740
      @beepityboop3740 6 лет назад +6

      Holy shit u actually did it

  • @phil8910
    @phil8910 2 года назад +38

    i love this video, and it answers the question of “does capitalism work?”
    because it does, but the real question is, “for whom does capitalism work?”

    • @nhatbaotrannguyen
      @nhatbaotrannguyen 2 года назад +1

      Funny how capitalist countries have higher wage than in communist country

    • @PowersOfDarkness
      @PowersOfDarkness 2 года назад

      all the other poor capitalist countries can suck it, and if they dont like it, boom, banana republic, fuck you poor people.

    • @joaquincasascortes624
      @joaquincasascortes624 Год назад

      Capitalism works as long as you have the resources to work with it.
      If you don't (example, you live under a country that has been screwed by another in the past example Honduras), you are f*cked since minimum wage works won't exactly allow you to work with capitalism in your favour

    • @sierra1513
      @sierra1513 Год назад +8

      Answer, "not for you"

    • @TreeHairedGingerAle
      @TreeHairedGingerAle 7 месяцев назад

      ☝🏾✨ Bingo!

  • @Goldenheart_345
    @Goldenheart_345 7 лет назад +1497

    So... to be rich...
    I start growing nanners and let them flow

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 7 лет назад +8

      I dunno, coffee is in demand from good places like Costa Rica instead of shitty, obviously-fronts-for-traffickers plantations in Guatemala and that one place that hasn't had a central government since they started exporting. And mint is always in demand in India and China, those bastards have loved it since the start of history.

    • @Goldenheart_345
      @Goldenheart_345 7 лет назад +6

      A very sexually deviant orange okay, I'll let the costa rican coffers flow

    • @waiphyohain
      @waiphyohain 6 лет назад +2

      "Beyond every great fortune, there is a crime"

    • @mom0367
      @mom0367 6 лет назад +1

      "bananas" not nanners

  • @idk01123
    @idk01123 7 лет назад +1006

    "CCCCOOOOOOOMMMMMIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!"
    "Go get 'em Dwight!"
    "RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
    *several gunshots later*
    "Wow you actually did it."
    "world star!"

  • @susbullack6269
    @susbullack6269 5 лет назад +444

    4:40
    Imagine waking up And hearing the person in the dorm room above you just screaming COMMMIEEE

    • @kenzieskwips1856
      @kenzieskwips1856 5 лет назад +60

      I like to imagine it was 3 am and his neighbors were like “he’s finally done it. He’s lost his fucking mind.”

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 5 лет назад +11

      Well, I assume you’re living in the White House, so it’s probably normal for that era America.

    • @orangeymous
      @orangeymous 5 лет назад +5

      @@Ajc-ni3xn They mean Sam recording the audio lmao

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 5 лет назад +3

      Sksksksk and i oop yeah I know but my joke doesn’t work then so shhhhhhhhhhh.

  • @Noah-kc1yx
    @Noah-kc1yx 11 месяцев назад +5

    If I had a nickel for how many times I’ve been woken up after falling asleep to RUclips by Sam playing Dwight Eisenhower and screaming “COMMIE!”…well I’d only have two nickels but it’s strange it’s happened twice

  • @doomsandwich7292
    @doomsandwich7292 5 лет назад +326

    “Well I suppose it’s not our place to be policing the governments of other nations... yet”

    • @thechum9653
      @thechum9653 4 года назад +1

      Nanners

    • @vulpes7079
      @vulpes7079 7 месяцев назад

      Also a completely inaccurate comment. Eisenhower interfered in Lebanon and in Indochina (Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia)

  • @danioking5369
    @danioking5369 4 года назад +4958

    So Honduras had its government overthrown. Because of fruit?
    Thats bananas

  • @xNiteTime
    @xNiteTime 7 лет назад +1294

    "oh also also nanners" omg dead

  • @lord_rainbowman
    @lord_rainbowman Год назад +20

    6 years later and this video still makes me laugh and I remember certain parts word for word lol

  • @epbski
    @epbski 3 года назад +2586

    The US has never been against dictatorships. They're for dictatorships as long as the dictator is convenient and aligns with the US. For example, the US was friends with Franco because he was anti-communist, even though he was a fascist dictator. I'm convinced that if WW2 never happened and Hitler was in charge of Germany during the Cold War, the US would have been allies with him because he was anti-communist.

    • @xyonentertainmentproductio4909
      @xyonentertainmentproductio4909 3 года назад +234

      It's sad to say but it's true

    • @fa-q-6226
      @fa-q-6226 2 года назад

      not just that, but also they created dictatorships in many countries for the same reason

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x 2 года назад +279

      Well, that's not really a hypothetical.
      The Western Allies turned on the Soviet Union almost immediately after the Second World War. In West Germany, many Nazi officials were pardoned during the 1950s, if they had been persecuted at all (a lot of them even stayed in politics, just in other established parties).
      An independent Germany rising to the ranks of Britain and the USA by conquest of Eastern Europe might actually have been too much of a risk for those established empires, even though the anti-communism of the Nazis was welcome.

    • @georgeh5075
      @georgeh5075 2 года назад +1

      A small but noteworthy portion of the US population wanted to side with Nazi Germany...sooo. It was closer to happening than many people nowadays want to admit.
      You gotta remember that neither America nor Britain won the war, it was really the soviet union. On sheer number of soldiers, deaths and resources, at least in the European and african campaigns, the Soviets won the war, and because the pacific campaign was smaller, they won it over all.

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 2 года назад +27

      Also Werner Von Braun got to have a job.

  • @mooniemcmoonface3273
    @mooniemcmoonface3273 6 лет назад +2239

    I told my government teacher "hey did you know that president Eisenhower killed a South American government leader because a banana company bribed him to do so" and I have never seen a more confused man in my life
    Edit: I now know it's Central American, not South American

    • @kbjosekiller
      @kbjosekiller 6 лет назад +133

      Wisdom is wise NOT SOUTH, Central América

    • @mooniemcmoonface3273
      @mooniemcmoonface3273 6 лет назад +61

      @@kbjosekiller too late for that now but okay

    • @jarnodatema
      @jarnodatema 6 лет назад +51

      Wisdom is wise they didnt kill him, they just overthrew him

    • @mooniemcmoonface3273
      @mooniemcmoonface3273 6 лет назад +23

      @@jarnodatema Once again, kinda late but alright.

    • @Aloewaves
      @Aloewaves 6 лет назад +7

      @@GLD3N-THE-GREAT
      He meant he told his teacher already

  • @muon1057
    @muon1057 4 года назад +4536

    Country: *democratically elects socialist leader*
    America: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @garibanibizzeka
      @garibanibizzeka 4 года назад +441

      That wasn't even socialism, barely social democracy. The USA is just too dumb and too greedy to distinguish between the two

    • @muon1057
      @muon1057 4 года назад +58

      @@garibanibizzeka didn't a Marxist get elected in Chile?

    • @nickocampo1730
      @nickocampo1730 4 года назад +358

      @@muon1057 yes indeed, Salvador Allende won the 1970 elections by popular votes. He nationalized every business, including those in which the US had influence and bought shares. In 1973 the CIA backed the opposing faction of the army and killed Allende. From '73 to 1990 Agusto Pinochet ruled Chile as a ruthless dictator, killing, torturing or deporting (if lucky) any dissidents.
      I Guess democracy only counts when it's convenient.

    • @nickocampo1730
      @nickocampo1730 4 года назад +34

      @@muon1057 i apologise if You knew this already, maybe your comment meant to reflect how You knew or lived the situation, I was just shining some Light into a period of history in which these dictatorships where all over South América

    • @confused4971
      @confused4971 4 года назад +152

      @@nickocampo1730 "I guess democracy only counts when its convenient"
      Im definitely gonna use this as a quote, thanks for saying the perfect sentence for describing US foreign intervention

  • @cor289
    @cor289 4 месяца назад +7

    Came back after Wendigoon’s video and COMMIEEEE is still iconic

  • @popcornjunky8217
    @popcornjunky8217 5 лет назад +229

    This video got me an A on a shity project i did like a year ago thank you Sam

  • @flipflopthe3rd518
    @flipflopthe3rd518 4 года назад +233

    Illuminati: We control everything.
    Banana companies: Awww, well isn't that cute.

  • @juanchopolo9928
    @juanchopolo9928 4 года назад +506

    Fun fact: here in Colombia the United fruit company massacred a bunch of their employes I can’t remember the details but that story is very well known in the country

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 4 года назад +66

      It was probably a protest. I think it was they asked the US governement to send aid and they sent troops to disperse the crowds. Then the colombian government brought in their troops. Shit happened and they had their own mini tamenin square (fuck idk how to spell but the chinese one) incident.

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 4 года назад +27

      Fun fact, huh?

    • @brownscooter9869
      @brownscooter9869 4 года назад +17

      "very well known story" "I can't remember the details"

    • @adrianliberman9863
      @adrianliberman9863 4 года назад +3

      @@fumothfan9 the chinese one is spelled tiananmen

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 4 года назад +11

      @@brownscooter9869 well he did know the story... It's just not specific.

  • @bleyaltioria
    @bleyaltioria Год назад +8

    fun fact: zemurray overworked his workers so severely that they quite literally turned blue from the medicine they had to put on the banana leaves.

  • @NightmarishWaltz
    @NightmarishWaltz 7 лет назад +3432

    Then they ask such things like "Why is Central America such a disaster"...

    • @matthalbmaier6113
      @matthalbmaier6113 7 лет назад +134

      Don Rodrigo Biolador yeh it's because there were a bunch of natives who were invaded by the Spanish and then mestizos commit horrific atrocities against them and then the US government give their governments money to slaughter innocent people. the end

    • @NightmarishWaltz
      @NightmarishWaltz 7 лет назад +68

      There is even more than that, and note how i mentioned just "Central America".

    • @myohmy9000
      @myohmy9000 7 лет назад +47

      Don Rodrigo Biolador Because bananas...

    • @marcoconsorti2663
      @marcoconsorti2663 7 лет назад +3

      Don Rodrigo Biolador
      sir don rodrigo how are you doing with the plauge? I heard that it is though to recover from that

    • @stugeh
      @stugeh 7 лет назад +132

      Isn't everything below Canada a disaster?

  • @ruven3703
    @ruven3703 7 лет назад +3589

    I refuse to be the average Jose!

    • @junk_bear
      @junk_bear 7 лет назад +38

      Delusional Jose lol

    • @WitchsHutDnD
      @WitchsHutDnD 7 лет назад +11

      I refuse for the legacy of KEK to not be heard

    • @TheJoethud22
      @TheJoethud22 7 лет назад +6

      Delusional Jose I’m the above average Jose

    • @rumptis7018
      @rumptis7018 7 лет назад +8

      B b but muh free market

    • @lucashfaria98
      @lucashfaria98 6 лет назад +31

      You're not the average Jose, you're delusional Jose

  • @addemup8645
    @addemup8645 3 года назад +730

    4:43 is hands down my favorite moment from any Sam O'Nella video

    • @Blue_cheese.
      @Blue_cheese. 2 года назад +9

      *commee*

    • @fatpotato3512
      @fatpotato3512 2 года назад

      Well, only after when sigmund wanted some eel dic-

    • @kilssj2250
      @kilssj2250 2 года назад +30

      @@Blue_cheese. COMMIE!! COMMIE!! WWWEEEEEEeeeee.....!!!

    • @Blue_cheese.
      @Blue_cheese. 2 года назад +18

      @@kilssj2250 *yeah go get ‘em Dwight!*

    • @kilssj2250
      @kilssj2250 2 года назад +13

      @@Blue_cheese. 🤘Worldstar! ^_^

  • @austinfisher2887
    @austinfisher2887 Месяц назад

    Dude, I have been watching your videos for a while, and they have given me stuff to talk about to my classes. I taught a whole class about the Yule Lads thanks to you, and just this week, I learned all my little dudes about the banana republics. Thank you!

  • @ranweaslo9149
    @ranweaslo9149 5 лет назад +599

    In the words of famed WWII general and US President Dwight “Deez Nuts” Eisenhower:
    “world star”

    • @bezukaking6860
      @bezukaking6860 4 года назад +6

      Anthony McAuliffe was the one who "Deez Nuts"ed von Luttwitz at Bastogne

    • @thallan
      @thallan 4 года назад +1

      @@bezukaking6860 did someone say...BASTOGNE!?
      *CRACK OF THE LIGHTNING SPLITTING THE GROUND*
      *THUNDER IS SOUNDING, ARTILLERY POUNDING*
      *WRATH OF THE NAZIS CAST ON BASTOGNE, FACING THEIR FORCES ALONE*

    • @Bushwhackerdk
      @Bushwhackerdk 4 года назад +1

      @@thallan unexpected sabaton

    • @greg1156
      @greg1156 4 года назад

      *A L O N E*

  • @ghostsarentspooky
    @ghostsarentspooky 6 лет назад +340

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    *WORLDSTAR*

    • @prideandprejuice1949
      @prideandprejuice1949 6 лет назад +1

      •Hobi• SUGAAA

    • @spicyair710
      @spicyair710 6 лет назад

      I was eating an apple when Eisenhower REEEEEEEEE'd then I laughed and almost choked to death. n i c e

  • @RainAngel111
    @RainAngel111 4 года назад +444

    I can never enjoy a banana the same way again.
    This partly explains to me why Bananas are so cheap despite the fact that they're tropical fruits that need to be imported. They're way cheaper than apples and locally grown fruits.

    • @TheSongsiawei
      @TheSongsiawei 3 года назад +20

      USA and Canada cannot grow Bananas, Central America can, America go bananas with bananas because bananas are delicious.

    • @Vichu.
      @Vichu. 3 года назад +8

      Thank god I live in a tropical place where bananas are grown in my back yard which tasts really good as i tasted dole and chiqitua bananas which kinda looks skeptical.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 2 года назад +4

      @@Vichu. Once I lived in a house in which we had a rare breed of banana tree growing in the backyard. Auntie called it 'Bread Banana' (because it was big and did looked like a bread and could be roasted)

    • @Vichu.
      @Vichu. 2 года назад

      @@KlavierMenn which country was it

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 2 года назад

      @@Vichu. Brazil.

  • @KaydenCraig-z8p
    @KaydenCraig-z8p Год назад +4

    "Holy shit, you actually did it.""WORLDSTAR". 4:43 is hands down my favorite moment from any Sam O'Nella video.

  • @carsonprince3634
    @carsonprince3634 7 лет назад +101

    *COMMIE COMMIE*
    Yeah Dwight, go get em'!
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
    *Bang Bang Bang*
    Holy shit, you actually did it!
    *WORLDSTAR*

  • @marcelareyes8118
    @marcelareyes8118 5 лет назад +827

    I'm from Guatemala and this is a great basic explanation of what happened in our country. Thanks!

    • @e.moonbound2420
      @e.moonbound2420 5 лет назад +32

      There were yankees screaming COMMIEEEEEE REEEEEE in the streets?

    • @TheIndigoBros92
      @TheIndigoBros92 5 лет назад +17

      @@e.moonbound2420 Nope, but sent P51 Mustangs flying to inpire fear.

    • @yeeyeeasshaircut3929
      @yeeyeeasshaircut3929 5 лет назад +2

      Rip

    • @GiubileiFernando
      @GiubileiFernando 5 лет назад +1

      @@Meme-o-Taur You know how you can show you're sorry? Get all your friends and go vote next election.

    • @actinopterygiis
      @actinopterygiis 5 лет назад

      Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong i hate your username

  • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
    @ZeldagigafanMatthew 7 лет назад +1715

    Only sin is that you gave Eisenhower a Russian gun.

    • @terkv
      @terkv 7 лет назад +136

      the irony.

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 7 лет назад +97

      Not at all little guy, it's what guys in the business call plausible deniability

    • @casperd2100
      @casperd2100 7 лет назад +46

      he used the csgo ak47 gun sound lmao

    • @meowxeno
      @meowxeno 7 лет назад +17

      4:40, How To Lose Your Shit

    • @Sp00kyV0id
      @Sp00kyV0id 7 лет назад +25

      Zeldagigafan C O M M I E!!!! *Use AK To liberate them*

  • @MuttonTheDragon
    @MuttonTheDragon 2 месяца назад +2

    7 years, and I still crack up when Eisenhower screams “COMMIEEEEE! COMMIEEEEEE!”

  • @masternecronic
    @masternecronic 4 года назад +289

    I emailed this to my history teacher and she absolutely LOVED IT!
    “Oh my gosh that is GENIUS!!! I love it! Thank you so much for sharing. The guy who put that together kept it real, and that's when history is super interesting.”
    Good job, you have my history teachers approval.

    • @linesofsanzu
      @linesofsanzu 4 года назад +12

      i’m 7 months late to this comment, but i’m surprised your teacher didn’t comment on the commie thing LMAO