The Banana Republics

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2017
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    Intro and outro song:
    "Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @adamant06
    @adamant06 3 года назад +30221

    Step 1: Grow Banana
    Step 2: Sell Banana
    Step 3: Kick out the entire governement using an army of hired mercenaries

    • @Bigdog5400
      @Bigdog5400 3 года назад +1116

      Step 4: Profit

    • @monke6774
      @monke6774 3 года назад +647

      Step 6: Create a Intergalactic Banana Empire and the reshape the matter of the universe into one massive Banana.

    • @uptank8461
      @uptank8461 3 года назад +424

      step 8: build a banana fueled time machine to travel back in time to 1900 closing the loop to gain more profits in the past and repeat step 1.

    • @gamersquid7cariga408
      @gamersquid7cariga408 3 года назад +145

      Step 4: defenestrate yourself

    • @nothanks5630
      @nothanks5630 3 года назад +226

      Step 9: Become banana king and rule all bananas

  • @rohan1_
    @rohan1_ 3 года назад +9307

    TRADE OFFER!
    I receive: Banana.
    You receive: Military dictatorship

    • @MAML_
      @MAML_ 2 года назад +170

      *[ACCEPT]* [DECLINE]

    • @Regnum_Scilandicum
      @Regnum_Scilandicum 2 года назад +180

      [ACCEPT] [USA "freedom"]

    • @SnepBlepVR
      @SnepBlepVR 2 года назад +36

      Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mmm-mm-mm-mmm. Do you want a banana? This banana for you!

    • @CourierSiix
      @CourierSiix 2 года назад +23

      @@SnepBlepVR Tonight we dance around the flame. This banana make you go insane

    • @biggestgooberintheland
      @biggestgooberintheland 2 года назад +6

      [ACCEPT] cus I love banana

  • @maybe2031
    @maybe2031 8 месяцев назад +979

    Fun fact: the Chiquita Banana company tried to assassinate my Abuelo when he advocated for worker's unionization and rights in Honduras during the 20th century! So not only did they kill leaders, they didn't hesitate to kill anyone who even considered talking back! My Abuelo eventually immigrated to the US for asylum, and continued to advocate for unionization where they couldn't kill him as easily, haha.

    • @anthony_depaz
      @anthony_depaz 6 месяцев назад +65

      Your grandpa is a hero! Salvadorans and Hondurans forever stand united against imperialism.

    • @user-rp1wx6zw6d
      @user-rp1wx6zw6d 3 месяца назад

      Chiquita banana plead guilty in court to supporting a terrorist organization recently

    • @TheIndigoShine
      @TheIndigoShine 3 месяца назад +7

      Jee wtf. fr.

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 Месяц назад +1

      yeah coca cola did the same thing

    • @screamingseal4805
      @screamingseal4805 Месяц назад +14

      @@anthony_depazI’m sorry but the idea of a American prison being safer then Honduras is pretty funny

  • @sair4269
    @sair4269 Год назад +1109

    Colombian here! Because of the United fruit company, a lot of people here died just because they wanted basic human rights, in our History classes we called it "La masacre de las bananeras" the translation is something like "Banana Massacre"

    • @cozmoknot7317
      @cozmoknot7317 9 месяцев назад +73

      ✨Imperialism is the highest stage of capitalism✨

    • @danixfamily8585
      @danixfamily8585 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@cozmoknot7317COMMIE COMMIE

    • @MiguelLopez-gv3nk
      @MiguelLopez-gv3nk 8 месяцев назад +1

      ColOmbia*
      @@MrMG-il5hv

    • @albertigno1129
      @albertigno1129 8 месяцев назад +10

      In One Hundred Years of Solitude, Garcia Marquez retells that episode in the "magic realism" style, I highly recommend it.

    • @user-ls3zx7oz5m
      @user-ls3zx7oz5m 8 месяцев назад

      @@cozmoknot7317loser

  • @kingcalamity4350
    @kingcalamity4350 4 года назад +2944

    "Dirty" *turns down volume* "stinkin" *turns down volume* "commie" *still didnt turn down volume enough*

    • @inakie7756
      @inakie7756 4 года назад +5

      Segeric

    • @god2k562
      @god2k562 4 года назад +70

      The second word is "collectivising" ya dum.

    • @bobbot5400
      @bobbot5400 4 года назад +15

      @@god2k562 little rude pal but be yourself

    • @god2k562
      @god2k562 4 года назад +34

      @@bobbot5400 No, I am your god, accept me or burn in the 7th gate of hell !!!

    • @bobbot5400
      @bobbot5400 4 года назад +10

      @@god2k562 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @jacobsarvathayaparan2337
    @jacobsarvathayaparan2337 4 года назад +20250

    Fun fact: Dole was also partly responsible for the coup the overthrew the Hawai'ian monarchy and annexing into America. This time for pineapples

    • @unluckyrebel8477
      @unluckyrebel8477 4 года назад +647

      Pineapple republic, as a mexican I was not aware of that hiden part of hawaiian story, I felt upset when reading how it ended I related somehow to being under control of a goverment ruled by someone who does not even care about you and not being able to do a thing to change it, sadly thats how many people lives nowdays, we never learn.

    • @AKiwi
      @AKiwi 4 года назад +342

      As a person living in Hawaii for all of their life, I am internally screaming

    • @ryanjones9498
      @ryanjones9498 4 года назад +65

      Great, now a want a banana

    • @jacobsarvathayaparan2337
      @jacobsarvathayaparan2337 4 года назад +216

      @@FisherStAmour-xl4qz looked it up, my bad it was an anachronism. Sanford Dole forms the coup government in 1894 mostly in service of castle & cooke holdings before the foundation of the Hawaiian Pineapple Company in 1901. So it's the other way around Dole lead a coup in Hawaii and then used the resulting power to grant a monopoly to his cousins Dole Fruit company after it was founded.

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 4 года назад +17

      *insert Bob Dole jokes*

  • @myceliiumz
    @myceliiumz Год назад +1038

    one of the wildest parts of my childhood was going to the children's museum and playing in the part where you could pretend to be a labourer in a banana plantation only for my grandpa to start spouting war stories his father told him about the actual banana plantations

    • @uc3113
      @uc3113 9 месяцев назад +43

      gotta indoctrinate the youth

    • @MrTwinkieeater
      @MrTwinkieeater 5 месяцев назад +9

      Sounds like something Larry David would do.

  • @aaronyates5324
    @aaronyates5324 Год назад +145

    "The nanners must flow" is an incredibly apt reference. Well done.

  • @xeroxsos3659
    @xeroxsos3659 3 года назад +13985

    Me every time I watch this video:
    "Oh Eisenhower!"
    *Set volume to 50%*

  • @hunterhudson4577
    @hunterhudson4577 4 года назад +6697

    Guatemalan president: Introduces basic human rights
    Banana industry: "So you have chosen death"

    • @comatose1818
      @comatose1818 4 года назад +94

      Literally

    • @lewisleslie2821
      @lewisleslie2821 4 года назад +8

      666 likes, can’t break that unholy perfection

    • @yankees21393
      @yankees21393 3 года назад +98

      Banana Industry: “That isn’t very cash money of you”*

    • @martbarnav1787
      @martbarnav1787 3 года назад +32

      So you have chosen *COMMUNISM*

    • @Marco-hl6gz
      @Marco-hl6gz 3 года назад +21

      *COMMIE*
      *COMMIE*
      *REEEEEE*

  • @jackyjordan5642
    @jackyjordan5642 9 месяцев назад +50

    Capitalism is fucking scary, but don't tell Eisenhower I said that

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai 8 месяцев назад +46

    Nothing on RUclips really summarizes the Red Scare era of American history better than 4:33

  • @roxsziegalrox55
    @roxsziegalrox55 7 лет назад +3420

    'that's not very freedom of you young man' needs to be on a shirt

    • @itszaza5937
      @itszaza5937 7 лет назад +59

      dead nymphet so should COMMIEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 7 лет назад +9

      dead nymphet Then proceeds to back dictatorships and overthrow governments themselves.

    • @symbioticcoherence8435
      @symbioticcoherence8435 7 лет назад +2

      dftba store will do that for you. please make this happen!

    • @alwinpriven2400
      @alwinpriven2400 7 лет назад +13

      And wear it every time Trump does something that isn't very freedom. So basically wear it every day.

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 7 лет назад +7

      +Patrick Cahill Uh... maybe don't freeboot from Sam's videos?

  • @kali_uchis7635
    @kali_uchis7635 4 года назад +28186

    I can just a imagine Sam screaming into his mic “COMIEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

  • @danielvictor3262
    @danielvictor3262 9 месяцев назад +25

    I get that this is supposed to be humorous but hearing about the Banana Republics is just sad and anger-inducing no matter how it was retold.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Год назад +337

    In Colombia, there's a similar story. In 1928, workers of the banana plantations were protesting against the terrible working conditions. After weeks with no agreement due to the United Fruit Company refusing to negotiate, the conservative Colombian government sent the army to kill the protesting workers. They were compelled to work in the company's interests because they didn't want them to cut off the Colombian banana trade from major powers. This is now known as "La masacre de las bananeras" or the Banana Massacre. This is even referenced in One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez.
    Just like during the Cold War, US officials in Colombia and United Fruit Co. representatives portrayed them as communist in telegrams sent to then Secretary of State Frank B. Kellogg

    • @maya-cc2sx
      @maya-cc2sx Год назад +3

      how can you make so much money off of fruits

    • @renlevy411
      @renlevy411 Год назад +36

      @@maya-cc2sx Food industry is soooo profitable because everyone love eating food. Of course fruit company make some scrooge mcduck profit.

    • @maya-cc2sx
      @maya-cc2sx Год назад +4

      @@renlevy411 why are the farmers so poor then

    • @renlevy411
      @renlevy411 Год назад +43

      @@maya-cc2sx Do you watch the video? Because that how Capitalism worked. That what happened when labor right doesn't exist. There a reason why life in Victorian Era was completely misarable for the Proletariat.

    • @maya-cc2sx
      @maya-cc2sx Год назад +1

      @@renlevy411 I did, what I mean is if fruits are that profitable why are farmers so poor while companies are rich

  • @sinnohsinner0414
    @sinnohsinner0414 4 года назад +3017

    "He's a dirty..."
    "No.."
    "...collectivizing..."
    "No!"
    "...Commie."
    "COMMIIIIIIIIIIIEE"

    • @marvelgeek9577
      @marvelgeek9577 3 года назад +130

      “COMMMIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
      “Go get him Dwight!”
      “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

    • @notyoshikagekira7539
      @notyoshikagekira7539 3 года назад +69

      @@marvelgeek9577 *gunshots intensifies*
      Holy shit You actually did it
      World star

    • @rosin_eater
      @rosin_eater 3 года назад +5

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @daisypage9394
      @daisypage9394 3 года назад +3

      Reeeeee

    • @daisypage9394
      @daisypage9394 3 года назад +3

      Oh shit you actually did it

  • @mistermoon9305
    @mistermoon9305 3 года назад +8897

    Imagine being Sam’s neighbor and you just hear him screaming “COMMIEEEE” at 2 in the morning

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 2 года назад +435

      "I think the neighbor is having a ptsd episode, should we do something?"
      "Nah hes just recording a video"

    • @patientzero5685
      @patientzero5685 2 года назад +39

      Made me laugh

    • @deadlycancer8002
      @deadlycancer8002 Год назад +114

      That would be a huge pain in the ass to explain, why were you screaming "CUMMIE" in the middle of the night.

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin Год назад +26

      My neighbors probably relate

    • @randomguitarguy5906
      @randomguitarguy5906 Год назад +23

      3:01 here

  • @rusheelgongulur9689
    @rusheelgongulur9689 Месяц назад +48

    4:22 "Oh Eisenhower"
    Me: *Immediately decreases volume*

  • @comparatorclock
    @comparatorclock 2 года назад +741

    2 comments:
    1: That eisenhower scene was about as hilarious as the time the Garfield Show did a spoof of "who let the dogs out". In other words, 10/10.
    2. This sort of stuff is why megacorporations are actually really horrifying, and also why I reckon that the seperation between corporation and state should be about as important as the seperation of church and state... oh wait, i forgot; the latter is simply a broader version of the former lol

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 Год назад +29

      I miss 6 months ago when the US was still trying to keep church and state separate

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons Год назад

      @@kin-3877 are you still mad that some states don't want you to rip babies limb from limb?
      Just don't have sex. Problem solved.

    • @jameswooten3212
      @jameswooten3212 Год назад +16

      I had to scroll for a good bit before I found a freedom oriented mindset. I 100% agree we need separation between state and market. The state has become religion for so many people.
      I also agree with the separation of church and state, and I’m actually upset that this other person that replied to your comment won’t let me ask why (specifically) we don’t separate church and state in the US anymore…but I guess the bot account is being used elsewhere. We have an election coming after all.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Год назад +3

      Government shouldnt have access to money
      They charge us anyway. . . .
      When a new road goes in, your taxes climb that year to pay for it. . . . But the government also needed to print extra money for its self, after it spent the money it said it would cost already. . . .
      Is the debt just the money you thought you were personally owed?

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 Год назад +26

      Separation of church and state isn't what you think it is. It's "the government stays out of the church", not "church stays out of government". The Puritans left England because the government was in charge of the church and basically using it as an extra source of income.

  • @gb-wx3dv
    @gb-wx3dv 3 года назад +6660

    Nations are temporary, Potassium is forever.
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @ElBrahh
      @ElBrahh 3 года назад +112

      "All warfare is based
      "- Sun Tzu

    • @thehive4219
      @thehive4219 3 года назад +49

      Nah nah, Human rights are temporary, yellow is forever
      -literally most capitalists if they got the chance *cough cough* nestle

    • @purevessel4801
      @purevessel4801 2 года назад +20

      But, doom is eternal

    • @ad_placement3610
      @ad_placement3610 2 года назад +9

      Sun Tzu once said that

    • @TheRealLittleBIGhead
      @TheRealLittleBIGhead 2 года назад +20

      And I'd say he knows a LITTLE MORE about fruit harvesting than than you do, pal, because he INVENTED IT!

  • @Neiroe
    @Neiroe 6 лет назад +34504

    COMMIE!!!!!!
    COMMIE!!!!!!
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
    -Dwight D. Eisenhower

  • @dingdongs5208
    @dingdongs5208 Год назад +33

    Dwight D. Eisenhower losing it at the word 'Commie' is actually historically accurate

  • @ZeraSeraphim
    @ZeraSeraphim 6 месяцев назад +15

    Okay, when people say that, throughout history, America has been a serious fucking bastard to people, I'm starting to see what they're talking about.

    • @anthony_depaz
      @anthony_depaz 6 месяцев назад +6

      Good for you! In Central America the people still feel the effects today. These banana republics lead to socialist uprisings and civil wars across Central America in the 1960s-1990s which lead to the mass migration of Central Americans to the U.S. which leads us to the border crisis of the modern day.

  • @Zizumia
    @Zizumia 3 года назад +8449

    United Fruit Co. literally has a gun in their logo, not exactly subtle guys..

    • @ghostiehomie7113
      @ghostiehomie7113 3 года назад +288

      Nah! They seem like good folk.

    • @Vanishingink4
      @Vanishingink4 3 года назад +207

      @@ghostiehomie7113 what do they have on you

    • @boney2982
      @boney2982 3 года назад +332

      @@Vanishingink4 his family

    • @musiew683
      @musiew683 3 года назад +251

      @@Vanishingink4 They threatened to cut off his banana

    • @Vanishingink4
      @Vanishingink4 3 года назад +31

      @@boney2982 he should realize they are holding him back

  • @alohadubs7683
    @alohadubs7683 5 лет назад +5343

    Rich people call in the army and decide to overthrow the government?
    Replace the word Banana with Sugar Cane, and you have the history of Hawaii.

    • @godemperorhueylong269
      @godemperorhueylong269 4 года назад +135

      No the annexation of Hawaii was far more complicated, theirs a video by Knowing Better who goes far more in depth than I ever could
      P.S he's from Hawaii

    • @skeeeeet5954
      @skeeeeet5954 4 года назад +24

      God Emperor Huey Long w o o s h

    • @doyouevenwarpbro8674
      @doyouevenwarpbro8674 4 года назад +17

      Thought it was pinapples

    • @actionman9357
      @actionman9357 4 года назад +3

      Aloha!

    • @elijahcriswell1658
      @elijahcriswell1658 4 года назад +41

      Josh Barnes depends on the island but basically the same. Dole basically owns one of the Hawaiian islands and uses it as a large plantation

  • @nermalmovement
    @nermalmovement 6 месяцев назад +8

    “Red fear and yellow love” is the most clever thing ever and I hate you for it

  • @figgynewton1637
    @figgynewton1637 2 года назад +24

    i love that scene where Eisenhower just screams "COMMIE!!!." at the top of his lungs.

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 5 лет назад +3090

    “Oh also also...
    *NANNERS* ”
    “Alright I’m sold do what you want”

    • @billrobertjoe
      @billrobertjoe 5 лет назад +4

      I can really only think of modern day Iraq Pakistan and Afghanistan, most of the others were restored

    • @far0145
      @far0145 5 лет назад

      He took it out of his underbelly

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 4 года назад +3

      I'd also give in whenever Nanners is involved, though I'd be referring to SeaNanners.

    • @suxy5469
      @suxy5469 4 года назад

      I read this as he said it 😂

  • @serbianslav5494
    @serbianslav5494 3 года назад +12152

    Take a shot every time USA starts policing governments of other nations.

    • @dobi2236
      @dobi2236 3 года назад +562

      I can't, Americans like me have no alcohol tolerance so id be dead by the 25th shot

    • @legokenobi1185
      @legokenobi1185 3 года назад +446

      *dies of alcohol poisoning*

    • @corruptkitten1007
      @corruptkitten1007 3 года назад +1090

      There's not that much alcohol in the world.

    • @areslopez-huynh4793
      @areslopez-huynh4793 3 года назад +459

      @@corruptkitten1007 If the russians ran out of vodka after WWII there's definitely not enough alcohol

    • @strawberryseal1851
      @strawberryseal1851 3 года назад +135

      Dam you I died of too high blood alcohol levels

  • @phil8910
    @phil8910 Год назад +23

    i love this video, and it answers the question of “does capitalism work?”
    because it does, but the real question is, “for whom does capitalism work?”

    • @nhatbaotrannguyen
      @nhatbaotrannguyen Год назад +1

      Funny how capitalist countries have higher wage than in communist country

    • @PowersOfDarkness
      @PowersOfDarkness Год назад

      all the other poor capitalist countries can suck it, and if they dont like it, boom, banana republic, fuck you poor people.

    • @joaquincasascortes624
      @joaquincasascortes624 11 месяцев назад

      Capitalism works as long as you have the resources to work with it.
      If you don't (example, you live under a country that has been screwed by another in the past example Honduras), you are f*cked since minimum wage works won't exactly allow you to work with capitalism in your favour

    • @sierra1513
      @sierra1513 9 месяцев назад +7

      Answer, "not for you"

    • @TreeHairedGingerAle
      @TreeHairedGingerAle 8 дней назад

      ☝🏾✨ Bingo!

  • @DaveTexas
    @DaveTexas 11 месяцев назад +39

    This is one of the greatest videos to ever be uploaded to RUclips! I’m serious. Everything about this video is perfect - especially Dwight Eisenhower!

  • @evc_miran
    @evc_miran 3 года назад +13093

    "Holy shit, you actually did it."
    "WORLDSTAR"

    • @spoon104
      @spoon104 3 года назад +20

      @FEM buckaroos

    • @benphillips1149
      @benphillips1149 3 года назад +86

      Not very imaginative just quoting the vid

    • @dannymarcum7166
      @dannymarcum7166 3 года назад +66

      5 min before
      COMIEEEE
      COMIEEEE
      Go get em
      rEEEeEeeeee

    • @benphillips1149
      @benphillips1149 3 года назад +11

      @6Sarcasm._.Lemon9 not very imaginative just saying what I am doing

    • @benphillips1149
      @benphillips1149 3 года назад +9

      @6Sarcasm._.Lemon9 not very imaginative just saying what I'm doing

  • @Nathanel-md6uc
    @Nathanel-md6uc 2 года назад +14031

    Fun fact: the founder of dole actually took part in overthrowing the monarchy of Hawaii

    • @benwilsonMMA
      @benwilsonMMA 2 года назад +733

      Why not play imperialism when you got a gazillion dollars

    • @v.k5417
      @v.k5417 2 года назад +53

      Yeah I knew that

    • @brok56
      @brok56 2 года назад +155

      USA is like father, like son. Britain must be proud. After all, brits distabilised The chinese empire with drugs back in The Day. Just because tea sellings were regulated.
      English speaking countries are The wackiest imperialists now that i think about it.

    • @EdgyShooter
      @EdgyShooter 2 года назад +448

      @@brok56 The funniest part is how the US likes to make Britain the bad guy in everything, but conveniently forgets segregation, the over throwing of governments in the name of profit, etc etc

    • @NoOne-yp8ot
      @NoOne-yp8ot 2 года назад +89

      The Dole Sam talks about in this video, Sanford B. Dole, was actually a cousin of James Dole, who helped create Dole Food Co. Not the same guy, but related.

  • @yorrandomyoutuber432
    @yorrandomyoutuber432 Год назад +40

    The comi part never fails to make me laugh

  • @TheRealFocalors
    @TheRealFocalors 2 года назад +18

    Is it just me or does Sam's drawing of Eisenhower just look adorable?

  • @Sable.frc1
    @Sable.frc1 5 лет назад +14045

    My mom and grandma grew up in Guatemala and i remember my grandma telling me their president died over bananas i was very confused

    • @someguy9496
      @someguy9496 5 лет назад +418

      CaliJLMN Id be too friend, I'd be too

    • @anciaa_
      @anciaa_ 5 лет назад +470

      COMMIE
      COMMIEEEEEEE

    • @spacemarines1371
      @spacemarines1371 5 лет назад +391

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @diamondfailer11
      @diamondfailer11 5 лет назад +344

      CaliJLMN I guess Guatemala’s government was pretty “bananas” ;)

    • @storrho
      @storrho 5 лет назад +25

      Show this video to them :)

  • @NightmarishWaltz
    @NightmarishWaltz 7 лет назад +3321

    Then they ask such things like "Why is Central America such a disaster"...

    • @matthalbmaier6113
      @matthalbmaier6113 7 лет назад +133

      Don Rodrigo Biolador yeh it's because there were a bunch of natives who were invaded by the Spanish and then mestizos commit horrific atrocities against them and then the US government give their governments money to slaughter innocent people. the end

    • @NightmarishWaltz
      @NightmarishWaltz 7 лет назад +62

      There is even more than that, and note how i mentioned just "Central America".

    • @myohmy9000
      @myohmy9000 7 лет назад +47

      Don Rodrigo Biolador Because bananas...

    • @marcoconsorti2663
      @marcoconsorti2663 7 лет назад +3

      Don Rodrigo Biolador
      sir don rodrigo how are you doing with the plauge? I heard that it is though to recover from that

    • @stugeh
      @stugeh 6 лет назад +125

      Isn't everything below Canada a disaster?

  • @lord_rainbowman
    @lord_rainbowman Год назад +19

    6 years later and this video still makes me laugh and I remember certain parts word for word lol

  • @anytorp
    @anytorp Год назад +18

    Salmonella never fails to deliver masterpieces

  • @knyaz7500
    @knyaz7500 2 года назад +7298

    My history teacher played this in class. Truly legendary.

    • @matheusexpedito4577
      @matheusexpedito4577 Год назад +229

      Good teacher

    • @ZaHandle
      @ZaHandle Год назад +183

      4:43

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Год назад +240

      A teacher willing to show the truth in history
      Dont tell the superintendent. . . . Thats how you get fired for being a good guy. School isent about learning, its about programing. And we dont wanna program our kids to think the adults make mistakes that alter the world on a military scale. Just business

    • @whyplaypiano2844
      @whyplaypiano2844 Год назад +25

      Donovan my man you hit the nail on the head.

    • @RigobertosTacoShop
      @RigobertosTacoShop Год назад +32

      Even with the cursing? wow im surprised

  • @muon1057
    @muon1057 3 года назад +4537

    Country: *democratically elects socialist leader*
    America: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @garibanibizzeka
      @garibanibizzeka 3 года назад +442

      That wasn't even socialism, barely social democracy. The USA is just too dumb and too greedy to distinguish between the two

    • @muon1057
      @muon1057 3 года назад +59

      @@garibanibizzeka didn't a Marxist get elected in Chile?

    • @nickocampo1730
      @nickocampo1730 3 года назад +359

      @@muon1057 yes indeed, Salvador Allende won the 1970 elections by popular votes. He nationalized every business, including those in which the US had influence and bought shares. In 1973 the CIA backed the opposing faction of the army and killed Allende. From '73 to 1990 Agusto Pinochet ruled Chile as a ruthless dictator, killing, torturing or deporting (if lucky) any dissidents.
      I Guess democracy only counts when it's convenient.

    • @nickocampo1730
      @nickocampo1730 3 года назад +34

      @@muon1057 i apologise if You knew this already, maybe your comment meant to reflect how You knew or lived the situation, I was just shining some Light into a period of history in which these dictatorships where all over South América

    • @confused4971
      @confused4971 3 года назад +152

      @@nickocampo1730 "I guess democracy only counts when its convenient"
      Im definitely gonna use this as a quote, thanks for saying the perfect sentence for describing US foreign intervention

  • @bleyaltioria
    @bleyaltioria Год назад +6

    fun fact: zemurray overworked his workers so severely that they quite literally turned blue from the medicine they had to put on the banana leaves.

  • @eddy7346
    @eddy7346 8 месяцев назад +4

    COMMMIEEEEE COMMMIEEEE WEEEEEE
    That whole sequence never fails to make me lose my shit

  • @dennisplayinglacrosse
    @dennisplayinglacrosse 7 лет назад +2663

    *C O M M I E*

    • @PrimusSwallows
      @PrimusSwallows 7 лет назад +244

      *R E E E E E E E E*

    • @ee8942
      @ee8942 7 лет назад +132

    • @gavin169
      @gavin169 7 лет назад +33

      Balder, the Father of the nightmare of Feminists Holy shit you actually did it

    • @Xellorated
      @Xellorated 7 лет назад +46

      Gavin Luhezz *World Star*

    • @vocalshogun4662
      @vocalshogun4662 7 лет назад +7

      *C O M M I E*

  • @strangepoyo1201
    @strangepoyo1201 4 года назад +2251

    **overtakes country over banana**
    America : *that wasn't very freedom of you*

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Год назад +14

    *"I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say, let us overthrow your country or you will pay!"*
    And people say we should've given up our weapons to the US...we remember what happened to Libya when they did that. We're not standing down. Thank you, Comrade Sam, for doing God's work

  • @nightpandas7178
    @nightpandas7178 Год назад +10

    I want more poorly drawn educational videos godammit

  • @Hydra7780.
    @Hydra7780. 5 лет назад +3764

    *COMMIEEEEEEEE*
    *_C O M M I E E E E E E E_*
    *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee_*
    *gunshots*
    _WORLDSTAR_

    • @jamesplatt6738
      @jamesplatt6738 5 лет назад +48

      Hydra perez Yeah, we all watched the video.

    • @laurendietrich6384
      @laurendietrich6384 5 лет назад +31

      SiberianPineapple what the hell does this mean? If the comment wasn’t about the video, it would be completely irrelevant, making the ‘comment’ feature completely useless. Next time, think it through before you try to criticize someone.

    • @smolgarlicbread6343
      @smolgarlicbread6343 5 лет назад +18

      4:23

    • @laurendietrich6384
      @laurendietrich6384 5 лет назад +3

      chewing spring wtf does this even mean lmao

    • @achievedchair17
      @achievedchair17 4 года назад +2

      Hydra perez yeah go get em dwight

  • @wizardshark2928
    @wizardshark2928 3 года назад +1302

    Sam O’Nella: **Screaming Commie into his mic**
    Neighbors: “Yeah, hey 911?”

  • @bobbler2
    @bobbler2 Год назад +8

    "You should never stick bananas in the refrigerator because they grow in a certain way"

  • @jacrack266
    @jacrack266 Месяц назад +2

    Costarrican here, the UFC was (and probably still is) owner of at least 8% of the land of our country, and mostly for bananas, pineapple and sugar cane, but the other day I learned that in Puntarenas there are at least 190 thousand acres dedicated to African Palm production (mostly for palm oil) and guess what, a big part of the production goes to the USA.

  • @theoverseer393
    @theoverseer393 5 лет назад +1508

    *looks at the sticker on my recent banana bunch *
    "dear god, its CHIQUITA"

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад +2

      Even when it's not, it probably still is.

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 Год назад +1

      OOOH BLOODNANA

  • @ajorsomething4935
    @ajorsomething4935 4 года назад +2350

    Imagine owning so much land that you baisically own a country just as a corparation.

    • @williansnobre
      @williansnobre 4 года назад +118

      We are living in a cyberpunk dystopia owned by corporations for way longer than we thought

    • @XXStrong1
      @XXStrong1 4 года назад +59

      Welcome to Ancapistan!

    • @raiderfox7229
      @raiderfox7229 4 года назад +27

      @@XXStrong1 Where the money flows and your very being is up for sale!

    • @user-rc9nr9sy9r
      @user-rc9nr9sy9r 4 года назад +45

      Bro check the East India trading company

    • @stupidcommentmaker
      @stupidcommentmaker 4 года назад +32

      *stares in British East India Company*

  • @user-gz1fg4og5j
    @user-gz1fg4og5j 9 месяцев назад +4

    "Holy shit, you actually did it.""WORLDSTAR". 4:43 is hands down my favorite moment from any Sam O'Nella video.

  • @phantomx3212
    @phantomx3212 Месяц назад +4

    "world star"
    - Sam O'Nella

  • @audiogynephile
    @audiogynephile 3 года назад +4746

    This wasn't just bananas in central-america, it was oil in Iran, copper in Chile, and don't get me started on Africa.

    • @beepboop4701
      @beepboop4701 3 года назад +575

      In short, it's Capitalism creating the upper class who force profit onto necessities, turning into Authoritarianism.

    • @parkervarin
      @parkervarin 3 года назад +317

      My dad said that when he was a Marine, his commanding officer said, "Alrighty boys let fight another war for DeBeers" right before going to Africa. Sad stuff.

    • @batcavenc43
      @batcavenc43 3 года назад +37

      My father started working for the Vaccaro line in the mid fifties, his first boss Blaise tried to bring boxing back to Nola and got in trouble via forming relationships with Frankie Carbo and Frank Costello and was removed by the matriarch of the family I think is what my dad said . Also the Nola crime commission had a public forum regarding this. He stayed until,just after Murdock bought castle and Cooke.

    • @definitelynotcrazyrei3890
      @definitelynotcrazyrei3890 3 года назад +4

      @@Iwanwahid1969 Well, actually
      ruclips.net/video/9-SQGOYOjxs/видео.html

    • @definitelynotcrazyrei3890
      @definitelynotcrazyrei3890 3 года назад +13

      @@Iwanwahid1969 You didn't watch a second of that video, did you?
      Look, you can even mute it and the message will be clear as fucking day.

  • @danioking5369
    @danioking5369 4 года назад +4949

    So Honduras had its government overthrown. Because of fruit?
    Thats bananas

  • @Noah-kc1yx
    @Noah-kc1yx 4 месяца назад +3

    If I had a nickel for how many times I’ve been woken up after falling asleep to RUclips by Sam playing Dwight Eisenhower and screaming “COMMIE!”…well I’d only have two nickels but it’s strange it’s happened twice

  • @peterschulkke6072
    @peterschulkke6072 Год назад +7

    Yeah, because all the weapons and trained infantrymen that Zemurray purchased were, famously, just kind of lying around in Honduras, and were totally not supplied to him by a certain global superpower

  • @mettycandy
    @mettycandy 3 года назад +6695

    I fell asleep watching Sam O'Nella's videos on autoplay, and I cannot tell you how terrifying it is to wake up at 5 am to "COMMIEEEEE COMMMIEEE REEEE" (4:44)

    • @ncrranger6288
      @ncrranger6288 3 года назад +116

      L

    • @idk-hp3md
      @idk-hp3md 3 года назад +18

      xD

    • @datt6165
      @datt6165 3 года назад +39

      LMAOOOO

    • @shortleader0958
      @shortleader0958 3 года назад +401

      thats how america works in the middle of the night you wake up to someone screeching about communists

    • @squirrele4495
      @squirrele4495 3 года назад +23

      My worst nightmare

  • @Furahri
    @Furahri 2 года назад +9759

    4:50
    I just noticed, you can hear 7 gun shots, and when the corpse is shown, Sam actually drew 7 bullet holes.
    That's some raw dedication.

  • @armelior4610
    @armelior4610 9 месяцев назад +3

    Banana republics, a good summary of latin America's history since the US decided it was their playground, just with a fruity name - to lessen the horribleness I suppose

  • @shiv421kobra
    @shiv421kobra Месяц назад +2

    2:53 Sam was already doing Dune references way back before the new movies goddamn

  • @longlatino3973
    @longlatino3973 5 лет назад +1447

    "Hey, that's not very freedom of you young man"

    • @turniue
      @turniue 5 лет назад +14

      SansThe Skelebro U
      Ww2 JP: HEY. FREEDOM IS GAY

    • @longlatino3973
      @longlatino3973 5 лет назад +12

      Turniue is there something wrong with being gay? Huh? Are you being judgemental on what is best for whom ever decides to like the opposite sex? The freedom we have in America allows said gayness to be an acceptable thing in society because there is nothing wrong with being gay as that is the life choice that person decide to make and most gays actually find good husbands and wives you judgmental jerk

    • @christophergraffam3552
      @christophergraffam3552 5 лет назад +3

      +SansThe Skelebro What Turniue is probably referencing is Sam O'Nella's sushi video.

    • @turniue
      @turniue 5 лет назад

      yea

    • @turniue
      @turniue 5 лет назад +1

      being gays fine. i dont give enough shits to think its wrong

  • @lil_vault_boy4201
    @lil_vault_boy4201 7 лет назад +2517

    That commie part fucking killed me.How is your throats after that?

    • @itszaza5937
      @itszaza5937 7 лет назад +16

      I LOVE YOU I legit laughed so hard

    • @US395Official
      @US395Official 7 лет назад +4

      I LOVE YOU

    • @Rusted1859
      @Rusted1859 7 лет назад +3

      I LOVE YOU

    • @sajiwaji
      @sajiwaji 7 лет назад +44

      I DO NOT LOVE YOU

    • @thomaster8870
      @thomaster8870 7 лет назад +45

      I have credible hard statistical data suggesting that 74.1% of us died suffocating from laughter.

  • @animevibes1799
    @animevibes1799 Год назад +5

    Bro im trying to watch it on the bus with no headphones and bro starts screaming COMMMMIEE COMMMIEEE

  • @elliotness981
    @elliotness981 3 месяца назад +9

    Abt to show this in my US-Latin American Relations college class

  • @victorortiz193
    @victorortiz193 5 лет назад +1990

    In December 6th of 1928, the United Fruit Company slaughtered near 3000 workers that were on a strike near Santa Marta, Colombia. The massacre is known as the "banana massacre".

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 5 лет назад +59

      KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME

    • @kaiser6945
      @kaiser6945 5 лет назад +13

      Nanners

    • @alejandrosalazar8766
      @alejandrosalazar8766 5 лет назад +110

      Victor Ortiz
      False. The Banana Massacre killed about 13 to 23 workers, but the number has never been verified.
      The 3,000 figure was essentially invented and popularized by Gabriel Garcia Marquez in One Hundred Years of Solitude to give a greater impact to the theme of his work as it pertains to colonialism.

    • @fairytail2484
      @fairytail2484 5 лет назад +8

      Nobody in it died with dignity

    • @Trashcom1917
      @Trashcom1917 5 лет назад +66

      There was another massacre in El Salvador in 1932 which killed an estimated 10-40 thousand peasants who were rebelling against the puppet state. As for the other guy it's likely hundreds if not thousands were killed in Colombia. The government under reported casualties for obvious reasons

  • @czmc
    @czmc 5 лет назад +1350

    *COMMIE, COMMIE*
    "yeah go get em' Dwight."
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
    **random gunshots**

    • @funnyguy8498
      @funnyguy8498 4 года назад +47

      8 Gohan “holy shit you actually did it” *worldstar*

    • @despamosquito9845
      @despamosquito9845 4 года назад +8

      “WORLDSTAR”

    • @FrancisTha1st
      @FrancisTha1st 4 года назад +15

      yes correct this *was* a quote in the video. good job pointing it out for me, i would have missed it otherwise.
      thanks from belize

    • @jakobwendt8999
      @jakobwendt8999 4 года назад +2

      Imagine being this guy's neighbor that night

    • @otonielroman4025
      @otonielroman4025 4 года назад

      I was watching this in public omfg I’m dead

  • @sadie1606
    @sadie1606 Год назад +3

    Had to come back to this video after Chiquita banana tweeted 'We havent overthrown a government since 1954' lmao at least theyre being honest

  • @EpicTyphlosionTV
    @EpicTyphlosionTV 6 лет назад +1295

    And he doesn't question why United Fruit's logo had a fucking rifle on it

    • @Nelso5000
      @Nelso5000 6 лет назад +390

      Duh, so they could hunt the bananas. How else were they gonna get them?

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 6 лет назад +86

      Nelso5000 Amazing logic 10/10.

    • @apoteosi_co
      @apoteosi_co 6 лет назад +39

      They caused a fucking massacre in my country, so I can 100% say, it hits close to home.

    • @bigshrigga6578
      @bigshrigga6578 6 лет назад +20

      Furries don't get to talk.

    • @EpicTyphlosionTV
      @EpicTyphlosionTV 6 лет назад +4

      @GTA Spud It's a dragon, dumbass

  • @caber3892
    @caber3892 5 лет назад +1569

    4:44
    Eisenhower went *bananas*

  • @AliceArnaud-zs8sq
    @AliceArnaud-zs8sq 7 месяцев назад +2

    Didn't know that I was getting my fruit by country-purchasing banana overlords

  • @frfeggh
    @frfeggh 2 года назад +2

    " *COMMIEEEEEE COMMIEEEEE KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "
    - 34th President of the United States of America, Dwight David Eisenhower, 1953

  • @paulzan2246
    @paulzan2246 3 года назад +3483

    Central Americans: “Can we please have a living wage?”
    1950s America: 4:44

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 3 года назад +270

      Nowadays America also: 4:44

    • @jwanbesande2734
      @jwanbesande2734 3 года назад +23

      They replied with a Jay Z album?

    • @samd2612
      @samd2612 3 года назад +11

      @@ThaTruFily really?

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 3 года назад +135

      @@samd2612 Yeah literally you say social democracy and they start with the red scare.
      Not changed.

    • @samd2612
      @samd2612 3 года назад +9

      @@ThaTruFily What is democracy

  • @lonelychameleon3595
    @lonelychameleon3595 4 года назад +1207

    "But if my workers have rights, then how can I profit off of their suffering?"

    • @Hitsugix
      @Hitsugix 4 года назад +24

      Well, that's a very common thing until this day everywhere in the world.

    • @aesthetichoarder8248
      @aesthetichoarder8248 3 года назад +43

      Jeff Bezos be like

    • @cathsaigh2197
      @cathsaigh2197 3 года назад +11

      @@Hitsugix Yes, in part because of the US pulling shit like this.

    • @primal_guy1526
      @primal_guy1526 3 года назад +8

      Because profits are more important than basic human rights

    • @bucket4255
      @bucket4255 3 года назад +7

      Dude, only the rich have rights. I MEAN, OF COURSE AMERICA GIVES RIGHTS TO ALL PEOPLE! SORRY FOR MY IGNORANCE! HAHAHAHAHHA!

  • @user-eg4zb8sp1w
    @user-eg4zb8sp1w 2 года назад +3

    Don't buy bananas from mega corporations. Support your local farmers and buy directly from them.

  • @speeklymaeve
    @speeklymaeve 3 года назад +3547

    if you play this video at .75x speed sam sounds like a depressed fruit obsessed 78 year old unretired 8th grade history teacher

    • @kingofkringekoc603
      @kingofkringekoc603 3 года назад +129

      How did you discover such a thing

    • @speeklymaeve
      @speeklymaeve 3 года назад +328

      @@kingofkringekoc603 through playing the video at .75x speed

    • @memkakes1514
      @memkakes1514 3 года назад +68

      He sounds high

    • @TLR_Eden
      @TLR_Eden 2 года назад +30

      Oh my god. Thats very accurate

    • @senatorarmstrong7168
      @senatorarmstrong7168 2 года назад +39

      0.5 sounds like he is reading out loud, but its hard for him to read

  • @zacharyb2723
    @zacharyb2723 2 года назад +4241

    "I conquered Nicaragua for United Fruit." - Smedley Butler, most decorated American soldier at the time of that quote. War is a racket.

    • @PROhoppy
      @PROhoppy 2 года назад +44

      Marine*

    • @israeldelarosa5461
      @israeldelarosa5461 2 года назад +9

      Doesn’t have much to do with anything but I had just read about Smedley yesterday. Apparently he was hired by all these businesses to overthrow FDR in the 1930s and help them install a dictatorship instead. He told the president instead. The coup was prevented and no one was prosecuted. Butler hated his life, denounced capitalism and labeled himself a “racketeer for capitalism” for decades. Roosevelt himself was viewed as a Communist by many of these businessmen. Butler was a Roosevelt supporter though and these businesses were idiots for trying to hire HIM of all people to lead their attempted Coup. The entire thing was ridiculous if not a little scary.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 года назад +86

      @@israeldelarosa5461 Jonathan Katz has just written a book about Smedlsy Butler and his era called Gangsters of Capitalism.

    • @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh
      @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh 2 года назад +15

      General Smedley Butler USMC

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Год назад +90

      War isent about profit
      Thats why we invaded Iraq, cuz they "knocked 2 buildings down" so we took their oil fields for almost 11 years and raised the price of gas back home. . . . . Wait a second

  • @gustavovelasquez3207
    @gustavovelasquez3207 2 года назад +6

    In Honduras, all of these companies still exist.
    Some women who work there even become sterile after a year working due to the strong chemicals they use. Average wage in those companies is about $820 a month for about 80 hours a week, i.e. 400 hours a week. You can't use your phone, you have 20 minutes a day to eat and use the bathroom. You can't eat the bananas. And if you're a women, you're pretty much obligated to have sex with your boss if you want to keep your job.
    Unfortunately those are the places with the highest wages in those zones

  • @AtlasMays
    @AtlasMays 9 месяцев назад +2

    I fell asleep with RUclips on autoplay and woke up to hearing a man yelling "COMMIE!" I don't know how i ended up on this channel but i do know I'm low on sleep and also afraid of hearing commie yelled at me again. Good times

  • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
    @ZeldagigafanMatthew 6 лет назад +1720

    Only sin is that you gave Eisenhower a Russian gun.

    • @terkv
      @terkv 6 лет назад +136

      the irony.

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 6 лет назад +97

      Not at all little guy, it's what guys in the business call plausible deniability

    • @casperd2100
      @casperd2100 6 лет назад +46

      he used the csgo ak47 gun sound lmao

    • @meowxeno
      @meowxeno 6 лет назад +17

      4:40, How To Lose Your Shit

    • @Sp00kyV0id
      @Sp00kyV0id 6 лет назад +25

      Zeldagigafan C O M M I E!!!! *Use AK To liberate them*

  • @HOWZERGOD
    @HOWZERGOD 6 лет назад +3681

    *COMMIEEEEEEEE* *COMMIEEEEEEEE*
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee*

    • @newerbroom1013
      @newerbroom1013 5 лет назад +60

      Jean Rose
      Where is that profile pic from? Asking for a friend... 0_0

    • @destroyer2496
      @destroyer2496 5 лет назад +54

      Tell me please... for academic purpose...

    • @larrythecableguy3100
      @larrythecableguy3100 5 лет назад +54

      Bois sorry to dissapoint but that looks like a girl suffering from sugma

    • @destroyer2496
      @destroyer2496 5 лет назад +32

      Larry The Cable Guy sugma what? -sugma dick?-

    • @beepityboop3740
      @beepityboop3740 5 лет назад +6

      Holy shit u actually did it

  • @supersmashseandx1991
    @supersmashseandx1991 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is one of my favorite videos on the internet

  • @JohnZiTAB
    @JohnZiTAB Год назад +4

    I don’t think anyone should trust a fruit company that has a shotgun in in their logo.

  • @scottjoel
    @scottjoel 7 лет назад +3165

    *CCOMMMIIEEESS!!!!!!!!*

  • @ingridflores7022
    @ingridflores7022 4 года назад +5601

    I'm actually from Guatemala and you have no idea on how much that impacted my country. We are still not recovering from this, as a matter of fact. We are still mourning Jacobo Arbenz, as he was exitiliated from the country and never came back after 1944! Our currency (quetzal) was at dollar level, and obviously that wasn't good for them. Now 7.6 quetzales make up one dollar. And I ran out of facts lol.

    • @chumlee8863
      @chumlee8863 4 года назад +412

      Yeah, natural resources are still being exploited mainly by US companies and they still don't pay their workers shit neither the taxes they should

    • @epikmatrixerix6644
      @epikmatrixerix6644 4 года назад +230

      I'm so sorry for your country and the many others the states screwed over. Please know that Sam and I are by no means the only Americans that want to see our government right its wrongs.
      🇬🇹💙

    • @maihaiki888
      @maihaiki888 4 года назад +24

      I'm so sorry for your lose. That must have been hard😢

    • @silliemillieeee
      @silliemillieeee 4 года назад +67

      also!! the happy meal was invented by a guatemalan woman :D

    • @flavioflubber183
      @flavioflubber183 3 года назад +14

      America sucks sorry bro

  • @DiegoAri1
    @DiegoAri1 Год назад +7

    Men i live in Guatemala 🇬🇹 and it's sad that happen to my country but i think we are getting better? Maybe 🤔 no actually the country is so corrupt 😕

    • @idiot8863
      @idiot8863 9 месяцев назад

      algun dia, everythig will be better

    • @emc3150
      @emc3150 3 месяца назад

      I feel you man, as a Guatemalan-American, I hope Central America gets better someday.

  • @ruskimofia
    @ruskimofia Год назад +6

    Hot take: South Korea is a Samsung Republic

    • @PowersOfDarkness
      @PowersOfDarkness Год назад +3

      Another modern example of banana republicanism, and more prevalently, is Transnistria, whole country pretty much run by the Sheriff Company.

  • @jenniferanderson2222
    @jenniferanderson2222 5 лет назад +2292

    Imagine waking up at 2AM to the sounds of your neighbour aggressively screaming:
    COMMIE
    COMMIEEEEEEE
    WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @kaedenle
      @kaedenle 5 лет назад +121

      WRRYYYY?
      MUDA!

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 лет назад +92

      *COMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      *COMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      Holy Shit you actually did it
      *WORLDSTAR*

    • @Snazzy12341
      @Snazzy12341 5 лет назад +28

      Kono America da!

    • @axef2946
      @axef2946 5 лет назад +26

      And then the gunshots, and hearing: “Holy shit, you actually did it.”
      “WORLDSTAR!”

    • @haltheclown454
      @haltheclown454 5 лет назад

      Ok

  • @borat1191
    @borat1191 6 лет назад +1421

    That Eisenhower thing was the best shit I've seen in months

    • @comedymask5340
      @comedymask5340 6 лет назад +58

      Master of Puppets
      I still can't believe that we invaded ducking central America for bannanas.

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender 6 лет назад +41

      Well, to be fair you guys have done way worst for way less

    • @comedymask5340
      @comedymask5340 6 лет назад +9

      Lexender
      Fair point.

    • @theworldisyours0722
      @theworldisyours0722 5 лет назад +11

      Master of Puppets most ironic part is he used a communist gun

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 5 лет назад

      Lexender worse*

  • @RedStefan
    @RedStefan 2 года назад +4

    Thanks Salmonella, very entertaining while being educational.

  • @getoutofmyskinn
    @getoutofmyskinn 7 месяцев назад +2

    babe wake up sam just posted another video

  • @tmayqb
    @tmayqb 7 лет назад +686

    I just looked at my bananas. God damn Chiquita

  • @ahhhhhlive
    @ahhhhhlive 5 лет назад +3060

    I like how the US looks worse in each shot lol

    • @Goregreet
      @Goregreet 4 года назад +137

      My asscrack stinks

    • @carsaboy6544
      @carsaboy6544 4 года назад +61

      Beavis Christ thank

    • @lunardogs2416
      @lunardogs2416 4 года назад +29

      the drawings or the country as a whole?

    • @cgme7076
      @cgme7076 4 года назад +53

      If you focus on a specific country’s actions, they’re all pretty much the worst. The US is definitely never coming out as best tho.

    • @ise1441
      @ise1441 4 года назад +28

      @@cgme7076 except Finland. You look at their actions and they are never gonna look bad.

  • @varovega3269
    @varovega3269 2 года назад +27

    In Colombia we have a similar story. In 1926, some workers of the banana plantations were protesting against the terrible working conditions. After some days, the response of the United Fruit Co, with help of the local government, was to kill everybody involved. This is now known as "La masacre de las bananeras", or the banana company massacre in English. This is even referenced in A hundred years of solitude, by Gabriel García Márquez.

  • @ameliablackpants7543
    @ameliablackpants7543 2 года назад

    I learn more from these videos than I ever did from school Godspeed my friend

  • @noneofgorebusniess2089
    @noneofgorebusniess2089 3 года назад +1230

    Dwight reacting to “comie” like mermaid man reacted to “evil”

  • @paint2160
    @paint2160 4 года назад +2437

    Therapist: Commie President doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
    Dwight Eisenhower: *internally rees*

    • @user-lu3ut8ot2e
      @user-lu3ut8ot2e 4 года назад +4

      What?

    • @user-lu3ut8ot2e
      @user-lu3ut8ot2e 4 года назад +2

      Sorry but that doesn’t exist you fucking idiot

    • @paint2160
      @paint2160 4 года назад +17

      @@user-lu3ut8ot2e its a joke....

    • @kaparg
      @kaparg 4 года назад +6

      They don't exist because they are all dictators!

    • @sorex6445
      @sorex6445 4 года назад +1

      @@user-lu3ut8ot2e lol