South Sudan, the World's Newest Country

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @TheFIoridaMan
    @TheFIoridaMan 6 лет назад +31357

    I noticed a map in our government class on the wall and noticed it didn't have South Sudan on it thought it was old....thats when i realized that the USSR was on it still

    • @Nandoline
      @Nandoline 5 лет назад +508

      Blyat

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 лет назад +1963

      I too like to examine maps to determine when it was printed.

    • @-ninetynine-2498
      @-ninetynine-2498 5 лет назад +148

      Tunkkis u and everyone who does dat are weird

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 лет назад +660

      @@-ninetynine-2498 I kind of figured already, but thanks.

    • @lordbrain5263
      @lordbrain5263 5 лет назад +58

      Tunkkis Same

  • @Ebinisti
    @Ebinisti 4 года назад +4406

    Update: In Feb of 2020 President Salva Kiir and rebel leader Riek Machar formed a board of directors together after more than six years of civil war!

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen 4 года назад +476

      Not gonna lie, I read that as "a board of dictators" at first.

    • @JakubWojciechowski933
      @JakubWojciechowski933 4 года назад +193

      Now just seven other ethic groups to fight

    • @gamingman2720
      @gamingman2720 4 года назад +18

      Ahhhh I wanted a new country

    • @trezapoioiuy
      @trezapoioiuy 4 года назад +109

      maybe they're gonna split. Looking at the map, the new nation could be called "North-East South Sudan"

    • @retf8977
      @retf8977 4 года назад +8

      Yes, I was happy when it was announced on Egyptian TV.

  • @earth-6163
    @earth-6163 4 года назад +46727

    True Facts: Here in Africa we don't have internet, I'm currently commenting using a smoke signal.

    • @cheesemate9141
      @cheesemate9141 3 года назад +2995

      Well I'm commenting with messenger pigeons.

    • @poggersfish4229
      @poggersfish4229 3 года назад +1400

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    • @earth-6163
      @earth-6163 3 года назад +2364

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    • @poggersfish4229
      @poggersfish4229 3 года назад +523

      @@earth-6163 what it say tho

    • @earth-6163
      @earth-6163 3 года назад +824

      @@poggersfish4229 LOVE#FROM#KENYA

  • @ch0co1ate.m1lk9
    @ch0co1ate.m1lk9 2 года назад +7842

    A south Sudanese refugee actually came and spoke at my school a few weeks ago and she had to walk 1600 miles to Kenya to escape the civil war, her name is Nyibol Bior and she published a childrens book about her story in 2021 called My Beautiful Colors, she’s now a teacher who teaches special needs classes and she’s doing really well

    • @venom_ftw9316
      @venom_ftw9316 2 года назад +151

      That's awesome

    • @matthewjones6786
      @matthewjones6786 2 года назад +143

      Thank you for sharing that! People with backgrounds like that have a perspective of true perseverance and gratefulness that I, as an American, admire and want to learn from. :)

    • @jpecc8314
      @jpecc8314 2 года назад +5

      Thank you

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +9

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @pinkkam
      @pinkkam 2 года назад +7

      thats so sweet to hear

  • @Himbotical
    @Himbotical 5 лет назад +17852

    My dad is from South Sudan. Family always ask, "When are you going to visit! You have to come back home sometime." I never have the heart to tell them I would never step foot over there.

    • @kingchalz6239
      @kingchalz6239 5 лет назад +343

      you've been lied to

    • @jangar5000
      @jangar5000 5 лет назад +42

      Salt Boy why

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 5 лет назад +784

      @@jangar5000 Probably for the reasons mentioned in the video?

    • @jangar5000
      @jangar5000 5 лет назад +26

      @@Marispider BRUH stop lying

    • @esoopthederp7672
      @esoopthederp7672 5 лет назад +234

      @@jangar5000 ehh?

  • @jackson4274
    @jackson4274 5 лет назад +25376

    Imagine clicking on a video and saying “hey this guy is gonna talk about my home country how cool” and then he just roasts the shit out of how bad it is

    • @Himbotical
      @Himbotical 5 лет назад +2351

      We know though, no one is nostalgic for that place lol. Only for the peaceful windows before war that no longer exist.

    • @august6604
      @august6604 5 лет назад +877

      Jackson Gallagher he says in the video that in south sudan there’s no internet

    • @Caprifoolaceae
      @Caprifoolaceae 4 года назад +744

      I want him to roast my country... It would be the only international outlet that would talk about my country without me wanting to cry :D

    • @yeezyyazzy6765
      @yeezyyazzy6765 4 года назад +169

      No worries im down south east in kenya

    • @julioescamilla6045
      @julioescamilla6045 4 года назад +49

      @@Caprifoolaceae where are you from?

  • @TroubleshootingError
    @TroubleshootingError 4 года назад +18658

    Yall just ever govern so bad your country goes through mitosis

    • @yolomab
      @yolomab 4 года назад +848

      **china sweating nervously**

    • @kacperNFS
      @kacperNFS 4 года назад +51

      Lmao

    • @raeserec535
      @raeserec535 4 года назад +172

      @@yolomab despite how shit they treat thier people they are pretty good at everything else they wont collapse unless they have a schism in the communist party but seeing how stable it is, its probably external threats they are worried about

    • @TheInglip
      @TheInglip 4 года назад +10

      not yet I haven't

    • @nothingisreal6816
      @nothingisreal6816 4 года назад +77

      **Spain sweating nervously**

  • @scottcaramel
    @scottcaramel 2 года назад +5236

    For those wondering, the South Sudanese Civil War came to an end in February 2020, resulting in 3 “administrative areas” being created, presumably to decrease tension between ethnic groups.

    • @sharoyveduchi
      @sharoyveduchi 2 года назад +364

      "Yo dog I heard you like independence so we made you independent from South Sudan while you independent from Sudan while you independent from Egypt"

    • @jrfw96
      @jrfw96 2 года назад +1

      And what does this tell you. Ethnic groups arent meant to be mixed. Diversity doesn't work.

    • @MitchellGwr
      @MitchellGwr 2 года назад +14

      @@jrfw96 How did you manage to come to that conclusion??

    • @TrigramThunder
      @TrigramThunder 2 года назад +44

      @@jrfw96 I think it's more like a spectrum. In the absence of non black people, different ethnicities of black people will fight each other, just as in the absence of non human intelligent species, we humans fight each other. basically, the more diverse a society, the more tolerant it is, but we always fight someone.

    • @scottwhitley3392
      @scottwhitley3392 2 года назад +73

      Do you think they ever considered, just like not shooting eachother?

  • @djzaacma8945
    @djzaacma8945 4 года назад +34838

    I'm a South Sudanese and this is actually 100% true. But now there's a new peace agreement just had been signed, so let's hope for the best.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 4 года назад +3808

      Wow, how do you have internet?

    • @josephstalin4980
      @josephstalin4980 4 года назад +432

      :O

    • @hakunamatata5418
      @hakunamatata5418 4 года назад +1933

      @@Vitorruy1 we Africans have internet .

    • @Turtle5454
      @Turtle5454 4 года назад +1255

      @@hakunamatata5418 yes like 15% or less about. which country are you from? because big underdeveloped nations like congo and nigeria barley have internet but richer nations like algeria morroco and south africa have a lot more users
      edit: made this comment like a year ago and reading the replies made me realize that i was wrong.

    • @hakunamatata5418
      @hakunamatata5418 4 года назад +2135

      @@Turtle5454 I'm from Ghana. Every one I know uses the internet, especially the ones below the ages of 40 becausewe grew up with access to the internet. Most people outside of Africa don't know this because we Ghanaians usually keep to our selves even on the internet.

  • @bungofungus
    @bungofungus 5 лет назад +7311

    Be prepared for northern south sudan

    • @over-usedcommentpolice7731
      @over-usedcommentpolice7731 5 лет назад +377

      southern northern southern sudan

    • @TWH-lp4bn
      @TWH-lp4bn 4 года назад +45

      Parent Sudan should just annex the south

    • @dabbinghitlersmemes1762
      @dabbinghitlersmemes1762 4 года назад +72

      The Middle Sudan Inbetween That Sudan Just South of the Other Western Southern Northern South Sudan and Eastern West Sudan

    • @TWH-lp4bn
      @TWH-lp4bn 4 года назад +51

      @@dabbinghitlersmemes1762 *_S O U T H E G Y P T_*

    • @resentment3259
      @resentment3259 4 года назад +29

      Medium Sudan

  • @coreyburkeen9455
    @coreyburkeen9455 4 года назад +5366

    The president and the VP have actually recently arrived at a peace treaty to elect 10 governors of the regions of the country and the war is virtually over but they’ve been hit hard by COVID-19

  • @rat5490
    @rat5490 2 года назад +2165

    Heisenburg went from a drug kingpin to the president of South Sudan, mad respect

    • @youraveragekomodo
      @youraveragekomodo 2 года назад +160

      jesse, we need to struck a unity deal and formed a coalition government to pave the way for refugees to return home

    • @OwnFall420
      @OwnFall420 2 года назад +63

      Husseinburg

    • @gaminglord5558
      @gaminglord5558 Год назад

      He was also a nazi scientist

    • @gamingunicorn6475
      @gamingunicorn6475 Год назад +12

      He still a drug kingpin though, I see that as grounds to question his morals at least slightly

    • @goldenknight9515
      @goldenknight9515 Год назад +2

      @@OwnFall420underrated asf 😂😂

  • @josegarza6763
    @josegarza6763 5 лет назад +6676

    That's what happens to a nation that appears so Sudan-ly.

    • @sneezingsuspense
      @sneezingsuspense 5 лет назад +108

      I choked on my water

    • @lucyschraff4893
      @lucyschraff4893 5 лет назад +152

      Subbed just to unsubscribe for that joke. How do you feel now Jose

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 5 лет назад +24

      Jose Garza
      Duh Duh *head smashing*

    • @yeehaw693
      @yeehaw693 5 лет назад +29

      this comment right here, officer!

    • @MrPs103
      @MrPs103 5 лет назад +16

      You asshole. Take my upvote and leave!

  • @CloroxBleach-ms7eo
    @CloroxBleach-ms7eo 6 лет назад +1773

    3:23 props to the guy on the top left pointing the gun to himself

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 лет назад +47

      I would too

    • @Fantasiado
      @Fantasiado 5 лет назад +143

      "you can't kill me if i kill myself" -that guy pobrably

    • @boilgeogaa
      @boilgeogaa 5 лет назад +9

      That's the first thing that caught my eye when that scene happened in the video

    • @Lydia-Dreemurr
      @Lydia-Dreemurr 5 лет назад +14

      @@Fantasiado Then he's probably Hitler.

    • @moistsocks2188
      @moistsocks2188 5 лет назад +4

      May I drink your blog juice my Lord and savior clorox?

  • @IsabellaShortleaf
    @IsabellaShortleaf 4 года назад +30022

    the person who made “clusterfuck” in the urban dictionary have a separate definition for just ‘south sudan’ is a man of culture

    • @movietimeateds69
      @movietimeateds69 4 года назад +615

      Omg i just looked it up hahahaha

    • @mr.molduga
      @mr.molduga 4 года назад +120

      English pls

    • @american_cinncinnatus
      @american_cinncinnatus 4 года назад +53

      You can also buy a clusterfuck gaiter

    • @m1_2t
      @m1_2t 4 года назад +18

      @@mr.molduga d

    • @timytumper
      @timytumper 4 года назад +168

      @@mr.molduga did you seriously not understand that sentence?

  • @Novous
    @Novous 2 года назад +1472

    One of my good friends in college was from South Sudan. I loved watching his eyes gleam talking about being from "the newest country in the world" and about their constitution and stuff. It was sad hearing in later years how much civil war / oil / corruption had hurt his country (both before, and after their independence). His apartment was so bare bones it was crazy to me. He slept on a thick blanket (no "real" bed) and had his engineering textbooks, and his laptop for homework, and that was it. He had nothing else--only what he needed for his education. I need to facebook him and see how he's doing.

    • @bironjames9948
      @bironjames9948 2 года назад +48

      Damn mans in survival mode his people gave theyre last to get him here with high hopes

    • @Kholdstare52
      @Kholdstare52 2 года назад +62

      Update Please, how's he doing?!

    • @Emerald_Raven08
      @Emerald_Raven08 Год назад +8

      So? How is he?

    • @GetLoYo
      @GetLoYo Год назад +6

      Have you checked up on him? Please let us know!

    • @YungPhilosopher
      @YungPhilosopher Год назад

      Africa sucks

  • @ericmarley7060
    @ericmarley7060 5 лет назад +4776

    "14 Year Old Sudanese Boy Suffers Mid-life Crisis"

    • @TWH-lp4bn
      @TWH-lp4bn 4 года назад +28

      *south

    • @hoh5590
      @hoh5590 4 года назад +1

      Hahehihohuhahuu

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 4 года назад +1

      North Sudanese Most Affected.

    • @RedSeraph_03
      @RedSeraph_03 4 года назад +4

      i.i cyx good? You sure you’re talking about the same sudan?

    • @suda_lifts
      @suda_lifts 4 года назад

      NPC 420 my name is sudan to

  • @_stargirl
    @_stargirl 6 лет назад +493

    I'm South Sudanese. I was in South Sudan when you uploaded this video. (Also keep in mind that throughout these decades, even now, thousands of of my people, my relatives, have been slaughtered mercilessly.) My first cousins had to move out of their home last year because their village was overtaken by militia. They now live in a refugee camp in Uganda, a country that they had never visited before. It hurts my soul, because they used to be regular kids, going to school and singing in the church choir, watching movies, and riding bikes, but now they have looked war and disease and death in the eyes and have become practically homeless in a year and a half. It is really difficult for my parents to contact their siblings, let alone send resources. War is truly a terrible thing.

    • @malluk7064
      @malluk7064 6 лет назад +6

      Ruth Ceasar is there any sign of the war dying down? It's gone on for long enough

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 Год назад +5

      Your English is excellent, btw

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 11 месяцев назад +2

      I’m sorry to hear that, I hope you and your family survive and thrive despite the incredibly difficult situation

  • @nolex9804
    @nolex9804 4 года назад +367

    My co-worker came from South Sudan. Before this video, I knew nothing about it, so I asked her what it was like and she simply said “I think I like it better here.”

  • @kirtil5177
    @kirtil5177 Год назад +357

    fun fact: this video has more views than the population of South Sudan

    • @AsiaMinor12
      @AsiaMinor12 Год назад +33

      Another fun fact. South Sudan's birthrate is so high that this comment will probably be outdated in a couple years. Nobody really knows how many people are living in South Sudan though so the population can be much higher.

    • @Qaze1
      @Qaze1 Год назад +17

      ​@@AsiaMinor12An anonymous NGO based in south sudan has confirmed that the population of South Sudan is between 14.2 to 17.8 Millon

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation 3 года назад +6600

    It's going to be a strange day when the view count of this video exceeds the entire population of South Sudan. Many wars, politicians and professional news agencies- and then suddenly South Sudan is widely publicized through crudely drawn stick figures informally explained by some guy messing around in Delaware.

    • @TimoIvvie
      @TimoIvvie 3 года назад +38

      What is the population of South Sudan?

    • @gregoryshortale
      @gregoryshortale 3 года назад +169

      @@TimoIvvie 11M.

    • @jakosloth
      @jakosloth 3 года назад +31

      Scrolling through the comments and I see u here. Hello, I love your videos

    • @Tenznimi
      @Tenznimi 3 года назад +9

      Love your videos too bro, and i really feel you for the flipnote thing, had an accident where I lost my DSi and felt even worse when flipnote ended.

    • @overkill726
      @overkill726 3 года назад +8

      @@gregoryshortale only 3 million off

  • @siriusraycraft5263
    @siriusraycraft5263 5 лет назад +2385

    Just had surgery and laughing hurts watching him is torture but it’s great

  • @gabrielloko30000
    @gabrielloko30000 4 года назад +1252

    "This makes Hotel Rwanda looks like Hotel California"
    That comparison just killed me

  • @malegria9641
    @malegria9641 2 года назад +341

    My favorite fact about South Sudan is that my favorite singer/rapper, Emmanuel Jal, is not only from there but was at one point literally a child soldier and after running away became Riek Machar and his British wife’s adopted son until the wife died in a car accident and Riek gave him the boot. Now he lives in Canada and is one of the most popular musicians in Africa. He also gave a ted talk and wrote an autobiography!

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader 5 месяцев назад

      HE WAS WRONG TO LEAVE SOUTH SUDAN

    • @mr.jitterspam9552
      @mr.jitterspam9552 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@NigerianCrusadereh?

    • @zeenoh5811
      @zeenoh5811 5 месяцев назад +4

      This guy gave a talk at my school. Legend

  • @DrTicklesworth
    @DrTicklesworth 8 лет назад +20669

    "Two Coupes Make a Sudan"
    Unsubscribed, reported, called the cops.

    • @lorichan
      @lorichan 8 лет назад +427

      ecksdee

    • @d_wang9836
      @d_wang9836 8 лет назад +509

      Speedwagon You forgot to shoot it into space via volcano.

    • @yokowan
      @yokowan 7 лет назад +301

      Bu dum *CRACK*

    • @corvuscadaver
      @corvuscadaver 7 лет назад +162

      Your hat's gay.

    • @corvuscadaver
      @corvuscadaver 7 лет назад +59

      AANickFan Coupé and Sedans are car types

  • @dorkeegaming7418
    @dorkeegaming7418 5 лет назад +3414

    Damn, it feels good to be older than a country.

    • @jarleskogly8388
      @jarleskogly8388 5 лет назад +46

      Me too! I was born 2010 so I am older than sedan

    • @rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin
      @rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin 5 лет назад +134

      Jarle Skogly
      w h a t

    • @Dara.308
      @Dara.308 5 лет назад +90

      Jarle Skogly you probably shouldn’t have a RUclips account if you’re that young

    • @Mohammad-q2y1i
      @Mohammad-q2y1i 4 года назад +1

      @@Dara.308 its ok if the parents know

    • @deftones158
      @deftones158 4 года назад +21

      @@jarleskogly8388
      *u h h*
      you should be 13 or older to have an account on youtube

  • @gimmeaneck6415
    @gimmeaneck6415 5 лет назад +3776

    Don’t forget the massive inflation. My dad sends money there regularly, about $300, which equals thousands upon thousands there.

  • @-Commit-arson-
    @-Commit-arson- Год назад +63

    I like when Sam draws a gun, he draws the mechanics of the gun
    not just what a gun looks like from the outside

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 4 месяца назад +2

      I think that’s just him reusing a drawing from a video where he where he explained how a gun works.

  • @moobloom155
    @moobloom155 4 года назад +18572

    imagine not being older than south sudan

    • @raeraesocraycray7702
      @raeraesocraycray7702 4 года назад +741

      im 9 years older than my country(south sudan)lolz

    • @ZemanTheMighty
      @ZemanTheMighty 4 года назад +731

      @@raeraesocraycray7702 hey you survived the Civil War. Good job

    • @raeraesocraycray7702
      @raeraesocraycray7702 4 года назад +749

      @@ZemanTheMighty yh my parents had me and dipped to egypt during the second sudanese war

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 года назад +306

      @@raeraesocraycray7702 I think that’s what Jesus’ parents did at some point.

    • @mathiasvoorhees6232
      @mathiasvoorhees6232 3 года назад +129

      You know how many countries in Eastern Europe got their independence in the 1990s and early 2000s?

  • @MohammedMuaawia
    @MohammedMuaawia 7 лет назад +1956

    _"We'll take our falafels elsewhere"_
    My grandpa was a general in civil war and this is exactly what happened.

    • @abubakermohamed9654
      @abubakermohamed9654 6 лет назад +11

      Mohammed Hamza fancy meeting you here 😂

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 6 лет назад +1

      Mohammed Hamza May I ask what type of General?

    • @stannicolae4623
      @stannicolae4623 6 лет назад +2

      Mohammed Hamza their blood is still on your hands and it ll be for generations to come

    • @AstralElephantFuzz
      @AstralElephantFuzz 6 лет назад +50

      Stan Nicolae Just like the blood of slaves is still in the hands of every American.

    • @koticr6238
      @koticr6238 6 лет назад +48

      Andy Birger so the blood of slaves is on my hands even tho i had absolutely nothing to do with slavery and dont support it in any way🤔

  • @gamatastica3478
    @gamatastica3478 5 лет назад +5787

    Grade A under A’s cousin that went through school with a scholarship.

    • @pizza6383
      @pizza6383 5 лет назад +84

      Omfg lmao can be true tho

    • @y6y660
      @y6y660 5 лет назад +424

      Yeh but actually funny unlike grade

    • @d-day7567
      @d-day7567 5 лет назад +134

      Both Grade and Sam are funny

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 5 лет назад +52

      @@d-day7567 Yup, I know no one cares, but I agree

    • @carjis
      @carjis 5 лет назад +66

      It’s his cousin dickhead

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 Год назад +120

    "It took two civil wars before the South gained independence."
    Oh no

    • @evanwilson9529
      @evanwilson9529 9 месяцев назад +3

      9 months later and look at texas rn

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 7 месяцев назад +11

      Atlanta looks very burnable at this time of the year

  • @zot93X
    @zot93X 5 лет назад +15716

    So Sudan got a free battle royale mode?

  • @spanishnameisjesus
    @spanishnameisjesus 3 года назад +4630

    My highschool history teacher did some charity work over in South Sudan, and he told me once that it was Hell. He said it was literally the worst place he could think of on planet Earth, that he experienced and witnessed a lot of horrific things there due to the constant conflict. One day a typical edgy teenager in my class was talking about how anarchy is better than a dictatorship, and my teacher was pretty quick to shoot that down. at least in a dictatorship there's basic infrastructure. A country as war torn as South Sudan just has... nothing.

    • @ANDROLOMA
      @ANDROLOMA 3 года назад +28

      Somalia Junior?

    • @ehtuanK
      @ehtuanK 3 года назад +393

      Well, that just depends on the dictatorship you compare it to. I'd think living in South Sudan is still better than living under the Khmer Rouge. Of course that's like comparing pestis and cholera.

    • @thepastaprogenitor851
      @thepastaprogenitor851 3 года назад +317

      Anarchy is the absense of a state, not the multiple dictator-ish factions vying for but never getting full power. That's like marking flu deaths under covid-19

    • @gingermcgingin1733
      @gingermcgingin1733 3 года назад +262

      @@thepastaprogenitor851 under that definition, anarchy doesn't & cannot exist. Humans are social creatures, so as long as we're the dominant species there's going to be some form of 'the state'.

    • @thepastaprogenitor851
      @thepastaprogenitor851 3 года назад +91

      @@gingermcgingin1733 Saying something must be a certain way because it's all you can remember is exactly the mentality of societal stagnation. Don't think only what currently exists must always exist.

  • @t850terminator
    @t850terminator 8 лет назад +2490

    The newest country?
    Not anymore when I start the Republic of Dave.

    • @tannerosborn207
      @tannerosborn207 8 лет назад +108

      The Republic of Me will annex you

    • @t850terminator
      @t850terminator 8 лет назад +59

      how do i after effects A declaration of war?

    • @tannerosborn207
      @tannerosborn207 8 лет назад +54

      David Chang Take it as you will.

    • @ana_cabana
      @ana_cabana 8 лет назад +17

      David Chang Is this a juju Deference?

    • @thatoneguy2023
      @thatoneguy2023 8 лет назад +48

      +Make Jojo Great Again No I think it's a fallout 3 reference

  • @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort
    @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort Год назад +56

    I remember when I heard South Sudan became a country, I was really excited. As an outsider watching from afar, it seemed like the best solution for all the civil wars and whatnot, so I, like everyone else, thought this would mean an end to the bloodshed. Was so disappointed to see how things turned out, but I think they're slightly better now, right?
    Also, the two coup(e)s make a sedan joke is everything.

    • @theunicornbay4286
      @theunicornbay4286 Год назад

      So, who's your favorite herbrew patriarch?

    • @hajarmdn4883
      @hajarmdn4883 10 месяцев назад +5

      And now Sudan is going through their own civil war and straight up genocide of their non-Arab citizens. It’s disheartening and heartbreaking

  • @AugoZone
    @AugoZone 4 года назад +830

    "Which sucks, but ya know what can ya do..." is the basic undertone of every one of his videos.

  • @jamwither9847
    @jamwither9847 5 лет назад +2590

    Another coup happened in Sudan.
    One more, and we get a 3rd sudan

  • @WeekzGod
    @WeekzGod 8 лет назад +6939

    Two coups makes a sudan......i laughed harder than i should've. the imagery made it funnier.

    • @tulgagencal3881
      @tulgagencal3881 7 лет назад +163

      coupe is a two door car, coup is military takeover.

    • @anna-eq4kx
      @anna-eq4kx 7 лет назад +67

      When english isn't your native language and you didn't get the joke, sad.

    • @inanwlf1841
      @inanwlf1841 7 лет назад +3

      WeekzGod Haha, me too

    • @babythorgaming2166
      @babythorgaming2166 7 лет назад +7

      I replayed the clip like 50 times XD

    • @euphoricsalad7809
      @euphoricsalad7809 7 лет назад +22

      That should be the countries national joke

  • @mohmmedalmobsher2010
    @mohmmedalmobsher2010 2 года назад +141

    Being from Sudan and actually witnessing the actual misery in play...i would say well played sir...i never laughed at our situation this much..since last week when another coup was staged with god knows who...so yah..that’s pretty much sums it

  • @nafinapkin5439
    @nafinapkin5439 8 лет назад +1876

    Impress your (12 yr old)friends and say "im older than a country!"

    • @MhmD-TH
      @MhmD-TH 8 лет назад +74

      technically
      south sudan is way older than us

    • @GarryDumblowski
      @GarryDumblowski 8 лет назад +128

      Well, the land there is DEFINITELY older than any of us.

    • @gavin169
      @gavin169 7 лет назад +15

      Nafi Napkin *countries

    • @lovebeinganowl2109
      @lovebeinganowl2109 7 лет назад +17

      Donut Sensei It got it's independence from Sudan in 2011, making it 6 years old in this year

    • @ts-wo6pp
      @ts-wo6pp 7 лет назад

      Donut Sensei no it wasn't.

  • @ranianfibio8107
    @ranianfibio8107 3 года назад +440

    Fun fact: Salva Kiir and Riek Machar have reconciled, sort of. Machar has been resworn as vice president.

    • @connorp3764
      @connorp3764 3 года назад +28

      Those must be some really awkward meetings.

    • @SomeBody-sf2wc
      @SomeBody-sf2wc 3 года назад +5

      This is the type of comment you’d expect to have like a few thousand likes.

    • @ranianfibio8107
      @ranianfibio8107 3 года назад +4

      @@SomeBody-sf2wc Oh, interesting. Considering this is a random comment I left with the social media account of a company on a South Sudan video... 62 likes is not that bad.

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 3 года назад +1

      @@ranianfibio8107 Well something is happening, as you are up to 95.

    • @ranianfibio8107
      @ranianfibio8107 3 года назад +1

      @@seanjohnisee Indeed!

  • @eagenthorror
    @eagenthorror 5 лет назад +1721

    There's a genocide in Darfur, a region in south Sudan. Its been going on since 2003 and hasnt ended. So far, up to 400,000 people have been killed

    • @noiihate213
      @noiihate213 5 лет назад +116

      That is in Sudan tho

    • @wetdoorhandle4566
      @wetdoorhandle4566 5 лет назад +17

      F

    • @jr7938
      @jr7938 5 лет назад +14

      F

    • @five_bits9377
      @five_bits9377 5 лет назад +16

      F

    • @TeoSarp
      @TeoSarp 5 лет назад +95

      Darfur is in west sudan, and theres no genocide, theres some bandit groups from chad who trying to get a grip of that regiom because it has oil, the thing is, they never achieved anything, because they are bunch of thieves on horses and ak47s.

  • @timtsai9285
    @timtsai9285 2 года назад +490

    Fun fact: Sudan's independence of Egypt and England has lead to the only piece of unclaimed land in the world

    • @PurPurDot
      @PurPurDot 2 года назад +30

      There’s also a bit of Antarctica 🇦🇶

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 2 года назад +55

      They’re not “unclaimed” per se, it’s that both sides think that Bir Tawil belongs to the other nation. Either side claiming ownership of Bir Tawil would lose ownership of the prosperous Halaib triangle region. Fascinating history

    • @dcr645
      @dcr645 Год назад +20

      ​@@scottydu81 "it's not unclaimed it's just that neither side claims it"

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 Год назад +6

      @@dcr645 That’s not what I said. I said that each nation sees the land as claimed by the other nation. Not unclaimed.

    • @JimmyButlersdreads
      @JimmyButlersdreads Год назад +14

      ​@@scottydu81 So unclaimed basically

  • @-SUM1-
    @-SUM1- 8 лет назад +2993

    This channel's going to blow up. I can sense it. Mark my words.

  • @liefericson6496
    @liefericson6496 4 года назад +1407

    So first Sudan had its civil war that resulted in South Sudan splitting off, and then South Sudan had its own civil war going on (though it sounds like some peace is going on currently), so what if they just keep splitting, like next, South-East Sudan gains independence, but then it has some civil wars, leading to the independence of South-South-East Sudan, and so on, forming a golden ratio spiral of Sudans

    • @bhesseling9949
      @bhesseling9949 3 года назад +193

      Silence, shut up before they make the united republic of south-south-eastern south-west south-Sudan

    • @fanbuoy9234
      @fanbuoy9234 3 года назад +67

      They'll keep on dividing themselves until they're down to splitting atoms

    • @mochalo4912
      @mochalo4912 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @hardikkhanna2480
      @hardikkhanna2480 3 года назад +56

      *The Sudan Multiverse*

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 3 года назад +21

      Soon youll lay down and be in 295,566,633,345,697,655,997,641,235 countries at once

  • @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-υ5χ
    @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-υ5χ 6 лет назад +3919

    *yeah lets draw some lines in africa what could possibly go wrong*

    • @MlokLik
      @MlokLik 6 лет назад +252

      *yea lets give them their independance what could go wrong*

    • @Dragoncam13
      @Dragoncam13 6 лет назад +37

      name 😑😑😑

    • @connorc6293
      @connorc6293 6 лет назад +37

      Dragoncam13 don’t worry Britain will rise again

    • @connorc6293
      @connorc6293 6 лет назад +3

      Ghastly Grinner Oof

    • @newpaperyes
      @newpaperyes 6 лет назад +48

      Civil wars, coups, ethnic cleansing,starvation,
      Yeah, not that big a deal
      But hey, we drew the lines quicker than if we'd taken to account anything other than who owns it
      That's a plus, right?

  • @Matthew-li7we
    @Matthew-li7we 2 года назад +33

    It is funny AND sad that his subscriber count keeps growing but no new videos... Oh well, we should be thankful for the ones we did get.
    Edit: Oh and if Mr. Sam O'Nella ever reads this post, thank you for the videos you made, regardless if you ever make another one, I really enjoy your work and come back all the time to rewatch these.

    • @InfiniteAnvil
      @InfiniteAnvil Год назад +1

      Hey in case you didn't know, he's back

  • @turtlesandwich77
    @turtlesandwich77 3 года назад +892

    I had a boss for 3 years who was from Sudan, and I never had the courage to ask him “which one” cos it felt rude. Based on the religion points, i know he was from the north. Arabic is his first language, and he is Muslim. Thanks, Food Poisoning Smart Man

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu 3 года назад +20

      He missed the most major point proxy war Sudan was backed by Soviet Union then later Russia while South Sudan backed by USA
      Yes Sudan (have U) while S. Sudan (have oil)
      Hence why the civil war took it form

    • @أنس-ت1س
      @أنس-ت1س 3 года назад +3

      I am from Sudan

    • @icecube2655
      @icecube2655 3 года назад

      @@ko-Daegu no soviet and us backed south sudan

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu 3 года назад +12

      @@icecube2655 sudan was backed by the soviet and russian later on
      south was backed by the US
      I'm from both and I have family memebers who died serving
      the whole thing is complicated but to simplified it
      US is intreasted in our OIl and russian wanted the U and gold in the red sea mountains and Darfur but then US interevened in darfur as well
      and here we are

    • @bugfighter5949
      @bugfighter5949 3 года назад +1

      @@أنس-ت1س good job man !

  • @leonsrc
    @leonsrc 8 лет назад +2251

    A civil war in a civil war... wow

    • @missachol24
      @missachol24 8 лет назад +88

      GuerrasInventadasMundiales (Countryballs y más!) haha not even close it's more of a civil war in a civil war in a civil war, some time the clans of the tribe fight each other.

    • @leonsrc
      @leonsrc 8 лет назад +6

      missachol24 LOL

    • @mistamista595
      @mistamista595 7 лет назад

      NyaAres they should have joined then north now there worst off

    • @andrewclark7269
      @andrewclark7269 7 лет назад +31

      civilwarception.

    • @michaelc.4321
      @michaelc.4321 7 лет назад

      GuerrasInventadasMundiales (Countryballs y más!) surprised it wasn’t French

  • @milesbeler3974
    @milesbeler3974 5 лет назад +517

    CORRECTION: Salva Kiiir actually has *DOZENS* of black cowboy hats, all in the same shade (but different embellishments) that he cycles between.
    Yee haw Bruddah!

  • @ShadowNinja452
    @ShadowNinja452 Год назад +25

    Found out about what’s going on in Sudan and now I’m back here at this video.
    Does anyone else find that history tends to repeat itself? All I know is war never changes. Has the same face, just a different arsenal up its sleeves each time

  • @LetsGoGetThem
    @LetsGoGetThem 4 года назад +2388

    Southern Americans: "The south will rise again"
    South Sudan: "write that down, write that down"

    • @fanbuoy9234
      @fanbuoy9234 3 года назад +46

      Yeah, I think the important lesson here is that it takes two civil wars for the south to gain independence.

    • @perplacymp
      @perplacymp 3 года назад +3

      General Wrangel: hey, that was my line!

    • @ernestsmith3581
      @ernestsmith3581 3 года назад +7

      Don't forget South Yemen, who invented coffee (or stole it from Ethiopia or South Sudan).

    • @dragongirl3681
      @dragongirl3681 3 года назад +13

      I live in Arkansas, and have unfortunately seen over 20 different Confederate flags in my (short, I am still a teenager) life. (If you are gonna support the CSA, which doesn't exist anymore, and was very racist, at least use the correct flags, people. It had 3 true flags for you to choose from. And you choose the one they NEVER used as a national flag.)

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan 3 года назад

      9/11

  • @thmadballerl840
    @thmadballerl840 3 года назад +2755

    Me, a kid with two parents from South Sudan who made it out and now live in Kansas America with a pretty good lifestyle👁👄👁 tbh I really didn’t know how hard my parents worked for us to make it here

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 3 года назад +76

      Damn man

    • @zlpsucks1192
      @zlpsucks1192 3 года назад +37

      Yeah, same.

    • @archangel2709
      @archangel2709 3 года назад +99

      Hey cheers from kansas it's where I live! Wish you the best and hope you like it here (even if it is cold as hell right now...)

    • @dildosaggins
      @dildosaggins 3 года назад +58

      That's pretty dope bro. Happy for you and your family!

    • @thmadballerl840
      @thmadballerl840 3 года назад +26

      @@dildosaggins thnx😁

  • @PinguinCrazy
    @PinguinCrazy 8 лет назад +133

    This was recommended to me somehow... and I'm glad it was.

  • @wallacex7392
    @wallacex7392 Год назад +6

    Didn’t think I’d ever find use in these videos but here I am using this one for my high school history project.
    Thanks for making this, Sam.

  • @cornflax5148
    @cornflax5148 7 лет назад +1155

    So.. there are Ethnic Groups gaining their independence From South Sudan. Who Gained independence From Sudan, Who Gained independence From Egypt, Who Gained independence From UK...
    Who Knows whats coming next.. A City? Then a Family? then a House? Then A person? Then Body Parts?? Till we Reach Cell Divisions????

    • @CrakBBCL
      @CrakBBCL 6 лет назад +128

      Oil Mapper til the electrons be like "man i had enough of this shit, im outtie"

    • @madmoe3461
      @madmoe3461 6 лет назад +5

      That is true if you really think about it 😂😂

    • @levandhisdemons6087
      @levandhisdemons6087 6 лет назад +85

      this just in, Sudanese organelles have declared independence from their oppressive nucleus.

    • @dragmasanimation
      @dragmasanimation 6 лет назад +30

      * 10 months later *
      This just in! A civil war between strings (not THAT kind of strings, look up string theory) has broken out!

    • @tacogreatlordoftacobell7295
      @tacogreatlordoftacobell7295 6 лет назад +5

      IM LAUGHING TOO HARD FROM THIS

  • @Harry-ib9dv
    @Harry-ib9dv 6 лет назад +1207

    Well they became independent faster than Ireland

    • @shon6937
      @shon6937 6 лет назад +46

      Yeah and we didnt even get all of it

    • @november8039
      @november8039 5 лет назад +18

      That's because they were part of Sudan, not England. Bit of a difference in military power there.

    • @masterofmundus1304
      @masterofmundus1304 5 лет назад +8

      @@november8039 They were part of England, and Egypt. He said so right in the first 30 seconds of the video.

    • @november8039
      @november8039 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah but South Sudan declared independence from Sudan, not England or Egypt

    • @azau2457
      @azau2457 5 лет назад +13

      Up the ra!

  • @baroud247
    @baroud247 4 года назад +681

    Odd!
    Am from Sudan, yet I've never understood my own country so clearly until I stumbled on this video

    • @merttar4935
      @merttar4935 4 года назад +4

      wtf

    • @randomorange6807
      @randomorange6807 4 года назад +22

      Obligatory "Which Sudan?"

    • @evantanuwidjaja8017
      @evantanuwidjaja8017 4 года назад +45

      @@randomorange6807 probably north one because people in south sudan don't have internet, but it is probably different if he used to be in south sudan but moved out.

    • @evantanuwidjaja8017
      @evantanuwidjaja8017 4 года назад +7

      or he literally just lied

    • @baroud247
      @baroud247 4 года назад +24

      @@evantanuwidjaja8017 Nope, his facts check out. But to me, the timeline & reasons were vague. He made it clear, in a unique way.

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 2 года назад +8

    These little episodes REALLY need to be shown at the beginning of class in every middle school social studies class across America, and from there the teacher can take the reins to steer class discussion and instruction. I swear, that will engage so many more young minds than the status quo currently does.

  • @johnaldag3645
    @johnaldag3645 5 лет назад +300

    TL;DR - Sudan got into a war with itself for ethnic and religious reasons, and several decades later, the chunk that _finally_ split off... got into a war with itself... for ethnic reasons.

    • @grandmilanista8426
      @grandmilanista8426 4 года назад +7

      it's all about oil sudan refuse to give western big oil company control over its oil so they started finance rebel and brought 50000 mercenary from neighbors country to fight the sudan government and take control over oil places in sudan
      every african country that has a lot of oil and refuse to give it for free to oil company they did the same shit to them algeria libya Mali nigeria to name a few

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 4 года назад +3

      @@grandmilanista8426 u got proof nigga?

    • @sleepyguy4237
      @sleepyguy4237 4 года назад +1

      @@grandmilanista8426 Source: My Ass

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 4 года назад +1

      @@grandmilanista8426 source: just trust me bro

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 года назад +1

      entropy Libya one is kinda believable and well known, gotta give him that

  • @yourmom9931
    @yourmom9931 5 лет назад +5489

    "Here's a few reasons South Sudan sucks so bad. First let me talk about ethnic groups."
    ~Sam O Nella

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 4 года назад +127

      IKR ?! Ducking gingers

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 4 года назад +194

      based

    • @thokko691
      @thokko691 4 года назад +2

      ?

    • @justyourneighborhoodtrash1817
      @justyourneighborhoodtrash1817 4 года назад +7

      I mean.... if the ethnic groups gon be bad then everything goes to hell

    • @eneco3965
      @eneco3965 4 года назад +21

      @@Ed-1749 But everyone's different. Unless you're an identical twin or something.

  • @JK-gv2bb
    @JK-gv2bb 8 лет назад +268

    ''Two coupes make a sedan'' made me spit out my coffee

  • @anthonyzeedyk406
    @anthonyzeedyk406 2 года назад +66

    I respect the shit out of the way you humanized the hardworking people of Sudan who just want peace.

  • @JC-om7nr
    @JC-om7nr 4 года назад +8298

    I like South Sudan because they’re president wears a cowboy hat that he got from President Bush

    • @stargun7235
      @stargun7235 4 года назад +400

      What are you doing here suleiman???
      Shouldnt you be recreating the Ottoman Empire?

    • @amandabarnes1781
      @amandabarnes1781 4 года назад +378

      Star Gun nah he’s too busy wearing a fabulous onion hat

    • @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN
      @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN 4 года назад +100

      T-tha-thank y-yo-you..

    • @oldjose9110
      @oldjose9110 3 года назад +74

      Sir, there's a big onion on your head..

    • @BrianGaming365
      @BrianGaming365 3 года назад +8

      @@amandabarnes1781 ah yes joke

  • @Jacquett
    @Jacquett 8 лет назад +2057

    this is like gradeAunderA's smart cousin or something

    • @MhmD-TH
      @MhmD-TH 8 лет назад +18

      jamie timmins ikr

    • @xDerpiicity
      @xDerpiicity 7 лет назад +142

      I wouldn't compare him to Grade. Sam O'Nella actually has talent

    • @s.y.7866
      @s.y.7866 7 лет назад +4

      Kits00ne I don't know why you hate grade, he's actually good!

    • @Bounty2223
      @Bounty2223 7 лет назад +122

      Sensible RUclipsr he was funny before running out of ideas and shilling and talking smack about people and political stuff. He's really bad at arguing.

    • @thespyfromtf2133
      @thespyfromtf2133 7 лет назад +76

      exept this guy is actualy good and not a total dick

  • @thomaswalsh4552
    @thomaswalsh4552 6 лет назад +128

    The coupes joke is probably the best I've heard on this channel. A++

  • @zunzun1995
    @zunzun1995 Год назад +5

    Hey sam, there is no chance you will see this, but I want you to know when I was in vegas I had a cab driver, and he said he was from south sudan and when I said I knew about it and it was the newest country in the world it made his day, so your videos make a difference

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 года назад +527

    South Sudan Server
    Friendly Fire : ON
    Mode : PvP BR
    Loot spawns : Medium
    Weapon spawns : High
    War Status : Extremely High
    Happiness : Extremely Low

  • @elim.4204
    @elim.4204 6 лет назад +217

    I remember my ELA Teacher showed this to the class after we read "A Long Walk to Water"

  • @kingastaroth7912
    @kingastaroth7912 5 лет назад +895

    Hey South Sudan how many civil wars you need?
    South Sudan: yes.

  • @gormold4163
    @gormold4163 2 года назад +15

    This video is older now than South Sudan was when it was created.

  • @rachelb1638
    @rachelb1638 5 лет назад +207

    I honestly wish history class was taught like this, just straight to the point with a little comedy thrown in.

    • @haykalhakeem4473
      @haykalhakeem4473 4 года назад

      Same. My history teacher has a voice

    • @chopperbrosadvance9760
      @chopperbrosadvance9760 2 года назад +14

      This is just an older version of 3 year olds saying "I wish we could have candy for dinner every day"

    • @volition1312
      @volition1312 2 года назад

      how is it taught in your country then lmao. do they not get straight to the point?

    • @kotobaza2099
      @kotobaza2099 2 года назад

      @@volition1312 usually it is coated in layers of ideological/patriotic shitfuckery

  • @carmenp3003
    @carmenp3003 6 лет назад +1599

    Who else googled the South Sudan President to see his hat?

    • @lhopeItSnowsTomorrow
      @lhopeItSnowsTomorrow 6 лет назад +237

      I did and I dont see whats the problem here that hat is badass af

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 6 лет назад +8

      I did.

    • @5C2WMedia
      @5C2WMedia 6 лет назад +16

      moldova belongs to russia. transylvania belongs to hungary

    • @olgamurillo4421
      @olgamurillo4421 6 лет назад +2

      That hat's
      Ggggggggggggggggggggggggg
      uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @hmkhgx8068
      @hmkhgx8068 6 лет назад +4

      @@5C2WMedia Moldova is romania, Transilvanija is romania, Kosovo is Albania, Bosnia is Croatia, Quebec is Canada etc...

  • @CreeketsCreek
    @CreeketsCreek 6 лет назад +684

    They don't have internet there??
    That's it, the inside war is one thing, but *this* . This is the true crime.

  • @XXMatt0040XX
    @XXMatt0040XX Год назад +4

    Coming back to this video after... recent events. Sam 6 years ago probably never expected this to be a valuable resource to learn about an important conflict all across world news

  • @nazipepe9022
    @nazipepe9022 6 лет назад +2384

    U.S. Military: *_DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?_*

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap 6 лет назад +84

      flowing through some intelligence channel at one point: _we've discovered we can bribe them with hats, this will be easier than expected_

    • @pescavelho6151
      @pescavelho6151 6 лет назад +14

      Username checks out.

    • @aliabdallah102
      @aliabdallah102 6 лет назад +6

      Shut up poo tin.

    • @MissButterfly777
      @MissButterfly777 6 лет назад

      Oh ma gad is puhutin

    • @Whack0
      @Whack0 6 лет назад +7

      UK military: *OIL??*

  • @Muhad
    @Muhad 4 года назад +187

    Funny enough, just earlier this year in 2020 on February 22nd, Kiir and Machar reached a deal and ended the civil war.

    • @whaddyamean99
      @whaddyamean99 4 года назад +11

      And they formed a coalition government... Why couldn't they have done that years ago and saved the country from a civil war?

    • @Muhad
      @Muhad 4 года назад +27

      @@whaddyamean99 tribalism

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 4 года назад +12

      To increase the drama of the plot

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 3 года назад

      Well, things can only go up from here for them

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Год назад

      @@Vitorruy1 developers thought that country with lots of tribes would be intersting, but decided to cut out that content in latest add-on to focus on pandemics and trying not to make world even more divided

  • @popefrancis3571
    @popefrancis3571 5 лет назад +311

    “There were two civil wars until the south gained independence.” That could have many meanings

    • @law4803
      @law4803 5 лет назад +24

      Foreshadowing..

    • @ThatCatfulCat
      @ThatCatfulCat 5 лет назад +56

      @@law4803 "da souf will raiz agiiin!" they shout, in between the family make-out sessions

    • @Shottyshotgun1
      @Shottyshotgun1 5 лет назад +13

      The yanks are shaking in their boots

    • @SrSander
      @SrSander 5 лет назад

      oof

    • @stormjet814
      @stormjet814 5 лет назад +1

      Ye yeet

  • @NinjaMan47
    @NinjaMan47 Год назад +12

    April 2023 and RUclips decided to recommend me this. Very topical as the US is currently fleeing their embassy in Sudan.

  • @MadM0nte
    @MadM0nte 8 лет назад +1047

    Shouldn't they have called it the "Nuer Civil war" ba dum tsh.

    • @dammitthatguy3107
      @dammitthatguy3107 8 лет назад +141

      MadM0nte It's time to stop

    • @ticklishspoon1797
      @ticklishspoon1797 7 лет назад +2

      seranoke

    • @pfysche2283
      @pfysche2283 7 лет назад +11

      So Nuer is at east of South Sudan. So if the nation just bacomes two nations, would the Nuer one be called Southeast Sudan?

    • @augustinedaudu9203
      @augustinedaudu9203 7 лет назад +3

      The Black Eagle that reminds me, if you want to see a first-hand account of the Sudan civil War, read the story, A Long Walk to Water

    • @augustinedaudu9203
      @augustinedaudu9203 7 лет назад +2

      The Black Eagle probably, as well as all rivaling tribes in the area

  • @fett716
    @fett716 8 лет назад +402

    so sudan split in two, and now south sudan's basically split in two. i'll bet the country's just gonna keep splitting until it's 100 little micro-nations

    • @sor3999
      @sor3999 7 лет назад +31

      The south is not split in two. It's more like split 7 ways.

    • @vjapple3083
      @vjapple3083 7 лет назад +3

      Der Kommissar
      Each nation consists of one person

    • @vjapple3083
      @vjapple3083 7 лет назад +23

      Who are constantly at war with each other and themselves

    • @froglover4203
      @froglover4203 7 лет назад +3

      *Microstates

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 лет назад +9

      I'm going to move there and declare myself an independent country. Everyone else will be too busy fighting to care.

  • @dewdropp8587
    @dewdropp8587 6 лет назад +235

    "If you looked up clusterfuck in the dictionary, well, you wouldn't find anything because clusterfuck isn't a real word."
    -Sam O'Nella

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 6 лет назад

      BoaFXP he was a wise scholar far ahead of his time

    • @XsimD
      @XsimD 6 лет назад

      Yes, we also watched the video

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 6 лет назад

      Daniel Xsim k

    • @S1KTER
      @S1KTER 6 лет назад

      Dickshinairy*

  • @lordsoupsoup7321
    @lordsoupsoup7321 Год назад +9

    I found out today that my African coworker is actually a Dinka! I showed him this video and he actually really enjoyed it, saying “that’s reality”. So this video has South Sudanese approval.

  • @robbobb4050
    @robbobb4050 8 лет назад +169

    3:20 A Seven Nation Army never held me back

    • @timmteller871
      @timmteller871 6 лет назад

      Bonasaur badum tss

    • @richierich890
      @richierich890 6 лет назад +1

      And that is why we are the 2nd strongest army in all of Africa!

    • @MisterTipp
      @MisterTipp 6 лет назад +2

      More like a seven army nation never held me back

    • @frickinhecker2610
      @frickinhecker2610 6 лет назад

      Bonasaur I

  • @levandhisdemons6087
    @levandhisdemons6087 6 лет назад +214

    "we ain't all about your Alah"
    iI just love how you said that 😂

  • @Jordan_Benzos_Peterson
    @Jordan_Benzos_Peterson 5 лет назад +1062

    South Sudany here. It's true we don't have internet. Not sure how I found this video. Anyhoo, have some things to shoot at with the guns lying around here.
    Civil war out.

  • @tjcola7703
    @tjcola7703 Год назад +7

    Im glad they were able to sort things out peacefully in the end

  • @thousandblues2527
    @thousandblues2527 7 лет назад +1632

    *_A wild Catalonia appears_*

    • @frabbledabble1376
      @frabbledabble1376 6 лет назад +85

      PodTheRod *A wild Quebec appears*

    • @davigurgel2040
      @davigurgel2040 6 лет назад +65

      *A wild Scotland appears*

    • @frabbledabble1376
      @frabbledabble1376 6 лет назад +87

      Davi Gurgel *Britain used tax increase! It's super effective! Scotland fainted!*

    • @frabbledabble1376
      @frabbledabble1376 6 лет назад +45

      Davi Gurgel *A wild Palestine appears*

    • @senorpigeon9564
      @senorpigeon9564 6 лет назад +43

      *A wild Philippines Appeared*
      *SPAIN USES IMPERIALISM!!! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE*

  • @oliverz4133
    @oliverz4133 3 года назад +67

    One thing I love about your videos are that I can watch it at 144p and not miss out much.

  • @xiphactinusaudax1045
    @xiphactinusaudax1045 3 года назад +60

    1:50
    "It takes two Civil Wars to get the south's independence"
    hold up

  • @shapesnatch1341
    @shapesnatch1341 3 месяца назад +2

    That "Oh I see" has been living in my head rent-free for years now

  • @m.i.3319
    @m.i.3319 4 года назад +3606

    As a Muslim, "Us Africans, we ain't all about your Allah" made me belly laugh

    • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
      @sawyervuorensyrja4703 4 года назад +245

      “Yeah, well, who cares?”
      “Oh, I see.”

    • @maxpayne7459
      @maxpayne7459 4 года назад +67

      @@sawyervuorensyrja4703 i love that moment of silence

    • @LarsTonguesInAspix
      @LarsTonguesInAspix 4 года назад +8

      I Coughed my Lungs out

    • @makandcheese7962
      @makandcheese7962 4 года назад +79

      I find it funny and ironic because many people like me are both African and Muslim

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 4 года назад +35

      @@makandcheese7962 half of africans are muslim

  • @Dfturcott
    @Dfturcott 4 года назад +44

    “This makes hotel Rwanda look like hotel California.” I get that you’re going for hyperbole but you picked a band that literally all takes separate planes and buses to the stadium they play at because they can’t stand each other

  • @ThyBluebell
    @ThyBluebell 4 года назад +33

    “Notice how there were two civil wars before the South gained independence.”
    ....I thought that line was about to go in a completely different direction

  • @charles-pn5uf
    @charles-pn5uf 7 месяцев назад +6

    ‘two coup[e]s make a sedan’ is so underrated

  • @captaincantelope7526
    @captaincantelope7526 8 лет назад +213

    Lmao I thought your voice was text to speech

  • @Jx_-
    @Jx_- 3 года назад +383

    Sam: "Notice how there were 2 civil wars before the South gained independence"
    Me, living in Louisiana: "Haha, I'm in danger"

    • @endergamer7483
      @endergamer7483 3 года назад +23

      Me just chilling in Florida, knowing that I live a 1 - 2 hours from Georgia: Welp they ain’t gonna hold back now.

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 3 года назад +6

      @@endergamer7483 Better round up the Florida men and somehow persuade them to attack Georgia.

    • @magmamouse7270
      @magmamouse7270 3 года назад +4

      @@seanjohnisee Florida. Hello from Texas. You'll see the Texan Navy has met your troops. You'll also notice that we've finished our invasion of Alabama. God Bless Texas. Begin the siege of Tallahasse.

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 3 года назад +2

      @@magmamouse7270 Back at you with a battalion of Oregonian Unipipers, all with the flames aimed at your troops. (If you don't get it, look it up. You won't regret it.)

    • @magmamouse7270
      @magmamouse7270 3 года назад +2

      @@seanjohnisee Counter with an Alamo card in defense. mode. Prepare with Battle of San Jacinto in attack mode for the next turn.

  • @activeregent8889
    @activeregent8889 7 лет назад +79

    If Sam ain't my warlord, I don't want one at all

  • @Lewis077
    @Lewis077 2 года назад +27

    3:45 why the president looking like Heisenberg…..?

    • @RralRonaldo
      @RralRonaldo 2 года назад +3

      Black hat + beard = Heisenberg 💀💀💀 bro think he did something funny

    • @stereokuuji
      @stereokuuji Год назад

      😐

    • @Tearcarlog
      @Tearcarlog 5 месяцев назад

      his beard isnt brown, so you're kinda reaching