Creative Weapons of the Medieval Era

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @justinenguyen1059
    @justinenguyen1059 5 лет назад +34817

    his powerpoint presentations must’ve been very good back when he was in highschool

    • @agastyagupta728
      @agastyagupta728 5 лет назад +525

      Probably

    • @joshandrec
      @joshandrec 5 лет назад +2076

      He's 20 years old now so back then he was making these vids during high school

    • @akpsyche1299
      @akpsyche1299 5 лет назад +1691

      @@joshandrec That still kinda blows my mind. This guy is 20 years old and almost has 2 million subscribers with a bunch of quality content. I'm 18. What have I been doing with my life?

    • @joshandrec
      @joshandrec 5 лет назад +596

      @@akpsyche1299 still got 2 years bro hahahaha

    • @zain6008
      @zain6008 5 лет назад +339

      @@akpsyche1299 that's a bad mentality. I like this guy, but he hasn't made much of an impact. I mean I havent, and I probably won't. But no one is better or worse then you. You still can do amazing things in life.

  • @HamstaHammond
    @HamstaHammond 6 лет назад +12179

    You forget to mention that the Drevlians killed her husband, so it’s arguable she wasn’t acting out of pure sadism, but rather some kind of over-twisted bitterness.

    • @cavejohnson4306
      @cavejohnson4306 5 лет назад +768

      Also, if she married the prince her three year old son would have most likely been executed.

    • @kayla5543
      @kayla5543 5 лет назад +75

      @@cavejohnson4306 why would they kill a 3 year old???

    • @cavejohnson4306
      @cavejohnson4306 5 лет назад +636

      Schnauzerstudios™ mideval times were weird man

    • @jurj97
      @jurj97 5 лет назад +487

      @@kayla5543 if I had to guess probably because he wasn't the prince's own son

    • @alexeydzema5268
      @alexeydzema5268 5 лет назад +407

      @@kayla5543 he would have been a threat to the rule of a new ruler

  • @apfeliguess9383
    @apfeliguess9383 3 года назад +27474

    Is no one going to talk about the fact that he considered olga as a weapon

    • @rubybolt3654
      @rubybolt3654 3 года назад +2289

      I mean at the time so did they

    • @oreo3740
      @oreo3740 3 года назад +680

      Seduction is powerful

    • @luigixiv8498
      @luigixiv8498 3 года назад +1596

      @@oreo3740 but setting cities on fire is better

    • @jazzbean6520
      @jazzbean6520 3 года назад +320

      A R S O N

    • @dragonking2719
      @dragonking2719 3 года назад +52

      Does he not upload anymore

  • @LindeusTheBaum
    @LindeusTheBaum 3 года назад +4293

    Note: Olgas husband was killed by the folks who wanted her to
    marry their prince so she had a good reason tot be pissed

    • @Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame
      @Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame 3 года назад +352

      These guys must've been like: Ah yes, if you want to win the "heart" of your crush, just kill her husband, then proceeding to ask her out, I'm sure this will go well

    • @RazalasTrebla
      @RazalasTrebla 3 года назад +40

      @hell Crusader Kings II

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 3 года назад +2

      I mean, I wouldn't muder anyone, but I would say "Yeah, tell the murdering shitbag you call a prince to fuck himself with a mace. And I better hear whispers with that exact wording or I will fucking destroy you.

    • @Kallixede
      @Kallixede 3 года назад +9

      @@RazalasTrebla Marry your sister, overthrow your liege, turn the family tree into a family tumbleweed

    • @swagmeister696
      @swagmeister696 3 года назад +5

      @@demi-femme4821 cringe

  • @questionableiq2337
    @questionableiq2337 5 лет назад +20195

    Olga is such a creative weapon of the Medieval Era

    • @boyinblue.
      @boyinblue. 5 лет назад +628

      hydraxon 26 I agree, her reinforced steal body is amazing. And her acid spitting mouth is pretty great.

    • @JohnTheRecoilJunkie
      @JohnTheRecoilJunkie 5 лет назад +191

      It's her mind man!

    • @davidliu4338
      @davidliu4338 5 лет назад +41

      John Grafelman r.wooooooooooo

    • @zxxkcxxz
      @zxxkcxxz 5 лет назад +228

      Is a flame carrying pigeon not a creative weapon

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +125

      @@zxxkcxxz I believe the point being made was that her segment was more about her than her weapons

  • @kyleweichert1553
    @kyleweichert1553 4 года назад +7187

    I like how these weapons were so crazy that we did not even care about Saint Jerry at the end

    • @the_rover1
      @the_rover1 4 года назад +116

      you mean the one that fucked le goats?

    • @kyleweichert1553
      @kyleweichert1553 4 года назад +15

      Yep

    • @nc-133
      @nc-133 4 года назад +115

      My favorite is Sam moving closer to the mic while talking about him XD

    • @davidbarba4055
      @davidbarba4055 4 года назад +69

      I played that clip to my friends and one of them laughed so hard he started chocking

    • @RicoGnz
      @RicoGnz 4 года назад +1

      Nick Carambelas he didn’t tho

  • @user-njyzcip
    @user-njyzcip 4 года назад +12607

    Salmonella 2016: See you in 3 months… Just joking
    Salmonella 2020: Disappears for half a year

    • @hissingfaunaa
      @hissingfaunaa 4 года назад +45

      H www

    • @tylerowo1740
      @tylerowo1740 4 года назад +23

      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @alexwhite1624
      @alexwhite1624 4 года назад +46

      Imagine Corona got him

    • @user-njyzcip
      @user-njyzcip 4 года назад +310

      @@alexwhite1624 he actually posted on Twitter about how he was busy at college

    • @Garykem8
      @Garykem8 4 года назад +7

      @@user-njyzcip link?

  • @pauljoedominic
    @pauljoedominic 3 года назад +6073

    We need a movie based on Olga's life. Not a drama, but pure evil, action filled and a gory one.

    • @forgottenfamily
      @forgottenfamily 2 года назад +396

      Actually, the part that was missed in this video was that all of this was because her husband had been killed by the Drevlians. All of this was just her getting revenge

    • @anonymousonion551
      @anonymousonion551 2 года назад +79

      Yes, but better make sure that countries related or Slavs in general take care of the entire production. We don't need another empty HollyFool or NetReflux "megahit".
      I now present the name of Slavic Movie Production - the Svarowood (combination of words Svarog + Hollywood)

    • @BrazilianImperialist
      @BrazilianImperialist 2 года назад +24

      @@forgottenfamily And her son

    • @arthurjeremypearson
      @arthurjeremypearson 2 года назад +18

      Breaking Slav

    • @budgetcommander4849
      @budgetcommander4849 2 года назад +11

      @@forgottenfamily Bit of an understatement to call that 'just getting revenge'

  • @hunterolivetree7692
    @hunterolivetree7692 6 лет назад +5540

    *I ' m s o r r y, d i d I f u c k i n g s t u t t e r ?*

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 3 года назад +8363

    1:45 I don't blame him, imagine you started a construction of a giant death machine of destruction, and it turns out you are not even gonna use it. Honestly what would you do in his situation?

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 3 года назад +175

      Easy: I’d have my men wheel it to the Southern coastline to remind those Pansy French who REALLY controls Europe

    • @romania5106
      @romania5106 3 года назад +160

      Use it on the war prisoners

    • @jacobname4310
      @jacobname4310 3 года назад +174

      *countries with nuclear bombs except USA

    • @randomstuffprod.
      @randomstuffprod. 3 года назад +45

      @@jacobname4310 wtf do you mean? The only country that ever used nuclear weapons on people was the US.

    • @SangerZonvolt
      @SangerZonvolt 3 года назад +326

      WOuld have been funny if they wanted to surrender, he tries it out anyway, it collapses, and they dont surrender anymore.

  • @ally939
    @ally939 5 лет назад +7132

    Fun fact: Olga of Kiev is actually a canonized saint in both the Roman Catholic AND Eastern Orthodox Churches.

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 лет назад +307

      Around the same time as saint jerry

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 лет назад +207

      The fucker of goats

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 лет назад +106

      @ElderlyMother i just said that it was around the same time and that he had sex with goats

    • @janaterbio8010
      @janaterbio8010 5 лет назад +15

      .... Well, that's nice

    • @aidan4529
      @aidan4529 5 лет назад +65

      She’s a kick ass bitch
      They killed her husband
      She killed all of them

  • @Rena2star
    @Rena2star 3 года назад +688

    2:27
    I was reading my Russian History textbook, and came across this excerpt:
    "Igor's sudden death at the hands of the Drevliane brought a remarkable ruler to the Kievan throne: his widow Olga [...] The 'Primary Chronicle' describes Olga's clever and brutal revenge against the Drevliane..."
    And I'm sitting there, hearing the Sam O'Nella intro music begin playing.
    Thank you Sam.

    • @jacksonpowell7175
      @jacksonpowell7175 Год назад +4

      You know I feel like Sam and high boi would get along

  • @mrflip-flop3198
    @mrflip-flop3198 5 лет назад +8401

    Dang, tbh tho that pigeon scheme was genius af.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 5 лет назад +228

      It was almost reused by the US with bats for pigeons instead of the atomic bomb against Japan.

    • @cherrytreedeer9451
      @cherrytreedeer9451 5 лет назад +111

      The story is cool but would a bird that is about to get caught on fire fly directly to its nest? Honestly don't think so

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 5 лет назад +19

      @@cherrytreedeer9451 Then why did it happen?

    • @cherrytreedeer9451
      @cherrytreedeer9451 5 лет назад +42

      @@liamjm9278I doubt that it happened

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 5 лет назад +133

      @@cherrytreedeer9451 You doubt birds flying to their nests after being released.

  • @mukson_pautinka3413
    @mukson_pautinka3413 6 лет назад +3234

    Actually the reason she attacked the town wasn't because they didn't pay taxes but because they ripped her husband in half on birch trees when he was collecting taxes.

    • @andymatheson82
      @andymatheson82 5 лет назад +103

      birch trees are cool

    • @drdiabeetus4419
      @drdiabeetus4419 5 лет назад +507

      TECHNICALLY, that means they also weren't paying taxes

    • @andymatheson82
      @andymatheson82 5 лет назад +68

      Technically birch trees are trees

    • @senseiimmandi
      @senseiimmandi 5 лет назад +26

      @@andymatheson82 Technically birch trees are better in minecraft than in real life you little twit ;)
      Edit: Oh man thanks for the likes guys yall are the best

    • @Anetusn
      @Anetusn 5 лет назад +7

      Maxim they deserved it

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions 4 года назад +5819

    sam: a giant ape lauching boulders like baseballs
    the dude who writes attack on titan: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @houseofgrey1690
      @houseofgrey1690 4 года назад +15

      Lo

    • @arminackermann7875
      @arminackermann7875 4 года назад +186

      Trust me, a giant ape launching boulders at your men is TERRIFYING

    • @pinkorange4980
      @pinkorange4980 4 года назад +86

      @@arminackermann7875 bruhv they wasted the serum on you u fucking useless prick be looking like dora headass. 😔 RIP our boi one arm

    • @arminackermann7875
      @arminackermann7875 4 года назад +29

      @@pinkorange4980 yeah ikr it shouldn't have been me 😔

    • @pinkorange4980
      @pinkorange4980 4 года назад +19

      @@arminackermann7875 Im wating for season 4 ;-;

  • @robertc5529
    @robertc5529 3 года назад +356

    2:21 I love how Sam's just eatin' chips while recording. You can hear the bag crinkle.

  • @CrackedTyres
    @CrackedTyres 3 года назад +9783

    “So imagine a giant ape throwing boulders like baseballs”
    Attack on Titan: Hold on, he’s onto something

  • @JamesPryor
    @JamesPryor 4 года назад +2771

    Olga was more badass than presented here. She didn't just bury them alive, she buried them in their boat because they wanted her to marry her husband's murder. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev

    • @mememan9061
      @mememan9061 3 года назад +51

      damn

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 3 года назад +47

      More of a complete bitch than bad ass but whatever

    • @subfus4356
      @subfus4356 3 года назад +36

      Totally badass bitch

    • @zionnemakoma1398
      @zionnemakoma1398 3 года назад +270

      @@BoleDaPole no, they wanted her to hand her power over to the same people who killed her husband

    • @constantinekorkousky3363
      @constantinekorkousky3363 3 года назад +30

      @@zionnemakoma1398 oh that makes more sense

  • @edwardhyde7836
    @edwardhyde7836 4 года назад +3625

    In fact, Olga only avenged her husband, whom the Drevlyans killed because he, at the whim of his soldiers, returned to them after collecting the tax for the supplement. Also, the pigeons did not have sulfur, but smoldering pieces of scarves.

    • @sin_._._ner1687
      @sin_._._ner1687 4 года назад +40

      Hi from Kyiv

    • @introscapes9418
      @introscapes9418 4 года назад +196

      And Olga wasn't canonized as a Catholic saint, but an eastern orthodox one. A very different thing.

    • @pathogrin
      @pathogrin 4 года назад +13

      Olga was best mom

    • @Сергей-и2я6е
      @Сергей-и2я6е 4 года назад +3

      Россия

    • @brakefluidbrain
      @brakefluidbrain 3 года назад +12

      I doubt this legend with the birds is true though, because what sane bird will just return to it's nest while having a freaking burning piece of something attached to it?

  • @tygonmaster
    @tygonmaster 2 года назад +156

    Keep in mind in the case of Olga, she did all the things she did after they murdered her husband. Murdering one's spouse does tend to piss someone off. She also really helped spread Christianity which was why she was actually canonized.

    • @pacmonster066
      @pacmonster066 7 месяцев назад +4

      A few specific people murdered her husband. Not the entire population of an ethnic people that she basically genocided in vengeance. Let's keep perspective here.

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@pacmonster066 Ehhhh tomatoes tomatoes.

  • @TeshnosFire
    @TeshnosFire 4 года назад +3033

    "Twenty Drevlian negotiators boated to Kiev to pass along their king’s message and to ensure Olga’s compliance. They arrived in her court and told the queen why they were in Kiev: “to report that they had slain her husband...and that Olga should come and marry their Prince Mal."
    So they first kill her husband, then are like, we'll replace him. lol. Not sure that's how I'd ask a girl out.

    • @sirtaelellevalerie1056
      @sirtaelellevalerie1056 4 года назад +169

      Royal marriages used to be nearly always political. Their proposal was basically peace treaty. On their terms, of course. they was probably thinking that her marriage was typical loveless formality.

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket 4 года назад +46

      No I don't you’re living out how her husband was killed. Igor of Kyiv was a greedy taxmongering prince, and arrived to unilaterally demand tribute from the Drevlians. They rightfully treated him as he deserved, performing a pagan ritual involving tying two young birch trees to the ground, tying Igor’s legs to each tree, and then cutting the ropes, letting the trees fling forward back into place. One can imagine what happened to Igor in his last seconds.

    • @sirtaelellevalerie1056
      @sirtaelellevalerie1056 4 года назад +54

      @@Pantsinabucket Drevlians was his vassals, and didn't paid taxes for several years.

    • @Doctor.Trolling
      @Doctor.Trolling 4 года назад +26

      @@Pantsinabucket No wonder Olga burnt 20 people alive after they asked her to marry their Prince

    • @loneassassin29
      @loneassassin29 4 года назад +10

      Maybe you should try it and report back to us
      She'll probably call the cops

  • @chrismartin2505
    @chrismartin2505 5 лет назад +3671

    Me, seeing the text onscreen: oh Olga of Kiev, I wonder who that is!
    Sam: Olga of K E E V

    • @joaopintomolegameplays3835
      @joaopintomolegameplays3835 5 лет назад +154

      In ukranian it is spelled kyiv so he aint wrong tho

    • @jerrylobster1149
      @jerrylobster1149 4 года назад +25

      She's my sister's patron saint

    • @kitkatw321
      @kitkatw321 4 года назад +34

      It's like when he just said emoo a million times instead of emU

    • @beesgold1487
      @beesgold1487 4 года назад +3

      Is it supposed to be kaev

    • @kitkatw321
      @kitkatw321 4 года назад +35

      @@beesgold1487 Here it's like 'key ev'

  • @firebobert9546
    @firebobert9546 3 года назад +698

    “To my most loyal subscribers, see you in three months.”
    That didn’t age quite so well

    • @grummanf14tomcat40
      @grummanf14tomcat40 3 года назад +27

      What does gordon freeman and Sam o'nella have in common? They both go missing for years, and then they randomly appear

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial 3 года назад +3

      Nice observation. He really *didn't* post within 3 months. Hahaha good one

    • @bagofmoss4710
      @bagofmoss4710 3 года назад +1

      I got so sad😅

    • @weskside8349
      @weskside8349 3 года назад +3

      Y'all think G_Man hired Sam?

    • @samhenley7156
      @samhenley7156 2 года назад

      @@weskside8349 The G Man does attract a certain type...

  • @inator7105
    @inator7105 3 года назад +108

    That Rick Riordan comment about Greek Fire picked me up, threw me up against a wall, put me through the stages of a beef cow, brought back to life, and punched me in the gut. I mean, even though speed-reading through his books when I was like 8 was (and will always feel like) a punch in the gut no matter how old I'll get, that just slapped me across the face *hard* and called it a day.

    • @speedeez1880
      @speedeez1880 Год назад +2

      Solidarity woo I feel the same

    • @brainrotofchoice6244
      @brainrotofchoice6244 Год назад +5

      you would think riordan would write more pyromaniacs when he just straight up put magical napalm in his universe about angsty teenage demigods (no hate, they're lovable angsty teenage demigods)

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 6 лет назад +3834

    To be fair to Olga, those men she killed were members of the group that had just killed her husband. Likewise, she understood that were she to marry the new husband would become the ruler, and this would almost certainly result in the disinheritance and death of her son who was only three.
    She pretty much went on a revenge rampage akin to a John Wick film against the Drevlians and outmaneuvered them time after time, eventually destroying them so thoroughly that they ceased to be a threat to her reign.
    Also, the pigeon story is almost certainly apocryphal. She's certainly no "saint" as we think of them, then, but also not an unhinged monster... no "saintly" actions would have allowed for both her and her son to emerge from that situation alive. She did what she had to do, and it worked.

    • @reluttr2
      @reluttr2 6 лет назад +274

      The reason she was made into a saint was because 1. she was the first of her people to convert and 2. she played a major role in spreading the religion to her people.
      But that being said... what she did was pretty on par with some of the stories told in the bible. People just used to be that way, you either survived or died... usually both.
      Also, keep in mind Dracula was a defender of the faith and he would eat his dinner outside surrounded by his impaled enemies.

    • @Alex-kp5pq
      @Alex-kp5pq 6 лет назад +108

      He called her a bad-ass, not a monster.

    • @locan9937
      @locan9937 6 лет назад +61

      her story needs to be a film or show. she is so lovingly badass

    • @theteacher9435
      @theteacher9435 6 лет назад +3

      Bryan Smith she seems to be a lot like Negan from The Walking Dead. Both a badass and a monster and using the flaming pigeons to teach a lesson about paying tribute

    • @crammer666
      @crammer666 5 лет назад +20

      @@ordinarychef welp, if she did pigeon action she WAS NOT fucked up. Thanks to such actions she a) did not waste resources (life of her soldiers) and b) spread some good PR (from her time perspective) - meaning : don't screw with ppl from Kiev. So that'd be pretty efficient way of doing things (and maybe avoiding future problems, noone want to fuck with ruler who can command bloody pigeons to scorch city).

  • @frann8552
    @frann8552 6 лет назад +7805

    I want a whole episode just on Olga

    • @freddy4603
      @freddy4603 6 лет назад +229

      yeah...but he pretty much told every interesting story of her that was badass

    • @geoffdestroyerofrealms9045
      @geoffdestroyerofrealms9045 6 лет назад +238

      I want one on Tiffany.

    • @caodogao4327
      @caodogao4327 6 лет назад +76

      Please. Use her full name.
      Olga Lannister. :)
      She's bad ass.

    • @susieannejackson
      @susieannejackson 6 лет назад +225

      She also did all the stuff against the Derevlians because they murdered her husband, and she was pissed about that. So not only is she a badass, but she uses her badassery to avenge her man.

    • @dericspencer5728
      @dericspencer5728 6 лет назад +106

      They had him pulled in two by a couple of large bent trees. So, ya, they started it, she finished it.

  • @danitron8317
    @danitron8317 3 года назад +3485

    Olga was like:
    "Meet the Pyro"
    **TF2 music plays**

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 3 года назад +70

      I fear no man, but that thing...it scares me.

    • @tortured_ape
      @tortured_ape 3 года назад +16

      i thought of the pyro when he said makeshift flamethrower

    • @dukedevlan5457
      @dukedevlan5457 3 года назад +29

      @@SupersuMC i don't want to talk about that freak he's not hear is he?HOW DO I GET THIS DAM THING OFF!!

    • @torram4388
      @torram4388 3 года назад +10

      That woman commit gamer move to her husband's killer and anyone who celebrated his death

    • @spycrab3723
      @spycrab3723 3 года назад +1

      Huddah huddah huh

  • @jessrabbit1877
    @jessrabbit1877 Год назад +93

    "imagine a giant fucking ape launching boulders like they're baseballs"
    literally zeke from AoT

  • @27remdog27
    @27remdog27 4 года назад +3862

    His art style is like diary of a wimpy kid without noses

    • @lenny8785
      @lenny8785 4 года назад +89

      that's generous

    • @ravellabella
      @ravellabella 4 года назад +45

      How we livin baby sam’s art style is better

    • @heroswags
      @heroswags 4 года назад +4

      @Eric Lee damn why so aggressive

    • @graceyudha
      @graceyudha 3 года назад +2

      but still a masterpiece

    • @dru7469
      @dru7469 3 года назад +2

      Reminds me of casually explained, one of the reasons I started watching Sam

  • @aidan4529
    @aidan4529 5 лет назад +1900

    Persians:
    Byzantines: b o a t *d i c k*

    • @jasonirwin4631
      @jasonirwin4631 5 лет назад +114

      b o a t d i c k with f i r e c u m

    • @aidan4529
      @aidan4529 5 лет назад +40

      Jason Irwin
      Persians: everything *h u r t s*

    • @JuliuSeizure
      @JuliuSeizure 5 лет назад +32

      f i r e c u m o n w a t e r

    • @moment-zj5qt
      @moment-zj5qt 4 года назад +19

      S T I C K Y F I R E C U M

    • @genericTC2ber
      @genericTC2ber 4 года назад +16

      WHAT'S A (Kind african american male) GOTTA DO TO GET SOME BOAT DICK

  • @Арсен-о8ж
    @Арсен-о8ж 4 года назад +562

    Olga killed the Drevlyans for the fact that they killed her husband Igor, who came to them for a tribute, but the Drevlyans knew that Igor would ask for a lot of tribute and therefore they killed him

    • @VarthalabauHair
      @VarthalabauHair 4 года назад +29

      Medieval diplomacy in a nutshell.

    • @breakmystupidniconicokneec3353
      @breakmystupidniconicokneec3353 4 года назад

      Hey guys I think Sam o nella is the same person that maked the channel remaings they have upside down second channels

    • @lolppang4347
      @lolppang4347 2 года назад +1

      @@VarthalabauHair russian diplomacy in a nutshell

    • @DrCarlBooze
      @DrCarlBooze 2 года назад

      @@lolppang4347 it has worked out well for them recently all hail Putin the blood lord of Moscow

    • @DarkFlamesDarkness
      @DarkFlamesDarkness 2 года назад +5

      Why did they think they'd survive going to meet her?

  • @aidanking6801
    @aidanking6801 3 года назад +36

    “I’ll se you in three months.”
    Ah, what a luxury we used to have

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul 4 года назад +2431

    “50% Greek, 50% Fire.”
    Pretty much sums up my nationality.

    • @samael4550
      @samael4550 4 года назад +11

      Um I’m guessing Irish?? 😂 took me a second

    • @Пинагод
      @Пинагод 4 года назад +26

      @@samael4550 I was thinking Australian lmao

    • @Ironhold_Watch
      @Ironhold_Watch 4 года назад +97

      No he means the fire nation

    • @BreadCrispy
      @BreadCrispy 4 года назад +20

      must be the next avatar

    • @SirMr10
      @SirMr10 3 года назад +6

      Err more 50% greek 50% chad

  • @LunaLinkle
    @LunaLinkle 3 года назад +2840

    “Imagine a giant ape, launching boulders like baseballs.”
    Zeke Jaeger:

    • @JH-dr4xo
      @JH-dr4xo 3 года назад +3

      Zeke’s a little Pwssyyyy

    • @Visibletoallusers12
      @Visibletoallusers12 3 года назад +39

      SASAGEYO

    • @bigdaddyaux
      @bigdaddyaux 3 года назад +15

      lmao i commented something like this like 5 months ago and didnt get 1 like 😢

    • @deadliestvice5356
      @deadliestvice5356 3 года назад +17

      That's one cool spoiler, dude.

    • @SIII021
      @SIII021 3 года назад

      g a y

  • @meteoricman9573
    @meteoricman9573 5 лет назад +648

    *when you’re from Stirling and Stirling castle gets mentioned*
    And yes, some of the rocks that where launched into the castle are still there, and are used as decorations

  • @bennemeth625
    @bennemeth625 2 года назад +20

    If you want wacky weapons, you need look no further than the Huolongjing, or the Fire Dragon Manual of medieval China. Just a few examples of the goodies one can find in such a volume (and remember, these names are actually what they called them):
    “Flying cloud thunderclap eruptor”- A cannon firing little iron shells filled with substances that would violently react when the shell shattered and they mixed together (which is also how greek fire worked btw).
    “Divine bone-dissolving fire oil bomb”- A frag grenade filled to the brim with little iron pellets.
    “Divine moving phalanx-breaking fierce-fire sword-shield”- A shield which fired many fire lances (spears with explosives attached to the ends) into enemy formations.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 7 лет назад +881

    When I was in middle school, our teacher wanted us to make a presentation on any topic we found interesting on the Middle Ages. Castles, clothing, music...
    I excitedly presented to my class about the different medical torture methods that were used including the brass bull and the pear.
    In hindsight I understand why my teacher looked so uncomfortable.

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 6 лет назад +125

      can forget the one where they would put a bucket with a rat in it on someones chest and then heat the bucket up so the rat would to escape dig and burrow through the person

    • @when7573
      @when7573 6 лет назад +19

      Stoßtruppen or the fork
      EDIT: No idea what I meant about the fork. The neck thing? Should've mentioned the bull statue thing

    • @marcellabutay1090
      @marcellabutay1090 6 лет назад +36

      you tortured you class by talking about torture

    • @when7573
      @when7573 6 лет назад +72

      special mention to that fucking pyramid people'd sit on and slowly feel it tear their ass apart. I don't know who the fuck thought if this shit but mad respect.

    • @zekelevin844
      @zekelevin844 6 лет назад

      Stoßtruppen I think I saw that in sinister

  • @luluewhite
    @luluewhite 3 года назад +3080

    My favorite part of this is Saint Tiffany because Tiffany really is a medieval name. It's short for Theophania, but you'd never find it in a fantasy or historical fiction novel since (even though it is completely accurate) it feels inaccurate for the setting due to our contemporary views...

    • @MD-kd5zj
      @MD-kd5zj 3 года назад +96

      St Tiffany doesn’t exist. But good analysis, I agree with you. Theophania is a pretty name.

    • @luluewhite
      @luluewhite 3 года назад +136

      @@MD-kd5zj yeah, I know he just made her up!! Still makes me laugh

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 3 года назад +39

      There's a lot of fantasy that uses the name Tiffany, most on the humorous side of fiction. Most famous maybe is Sir Terry Pratchett's (GNU) Tiffany Aching is his Discworld series. I know of two more of the top of my head (both are webcomics) and I've seen more still but couldn't tell you a title.

    • @luluewhite
      @luluewhite 3 года назад +9

      @@mirjanbouma that's awesome! I'd like to give that Terry Pratchet book a read! (I really loved Good Omens) thank you for sharing. If you find out what those webtoons are called, I'd like to know, but no worries. ♡

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 3 года назад +8

      @@luluewhite one is Daughter of the Lilies, Tiffany is not a main character but it's the main character of a book series in the story that comes up a few times. The other one I can't recall right now but I'll look for it. It's an older webcomic that starts with a very stereotypical Conan the barbarian type dude saving a princess from an evil wizard but the wizard (I think accidentally) transforms the barbarian into a woman and he's stuck that way.
      In both instances they spell the name different but if you say it out loud you say 'Tiffany'.
      I'll go find the second webcomic's name!
      Edit: it's called Exiern. First Google result I got XD

  • @opratorkilo4649
    @opratorkilo4649 4 года назад +402

    Come on guys we can't forget about
    SAINT JERRY

    • @theoaky8924
      @theoaky8924 4 года назад +14

      As someone named Jerry...
      This vid hurt

  • @Troxler7444
    @Troxler7444 2 года назад +20

    Olga is a literal Creative Mastermind, attaching Sulfur those Birds just to set an ENTIRE TOWN on fire.

  • @Sabrowsky
    @Sabrowsky 7 лет назад +750

    Ok so some of you may ask why did olga kill the drevlyans.
    Well they killed her husband.
    A husband that she was pretty fond of.
    They probably shouldnt have done that.

    • @ChorltonBrook
      @ChorltonBrook 6 лет назад +38

      They way they killed him was pretty bad too.

    • @TheKachowMan
      @TheKachowMan 6 лет назад +6

      @@ChorltonBrook how was it done?

    • @ChorltonBrook
      @ChorltonBrook 6 лет назад +57

      +Lightning McQueen They tied him between two bent over birch trees then let them straighten out. It ripped him in two.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 6 лет назад +6

      Ya shouldn'ta did that!

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 6 лет назад +7

      @@ChorltonBrook and they regretted that

  • @onam3000
    @onam3000 8 лет назад +2484

    so basically King Edward was theLegend27

  • @Tefixitafuckme
    @Tefixitafuckme 7 лет назад +1228

    I didn't like my name in the beginning, now I appreciate it.. A badass Olga

    • @caodogao4327
      @caodogao4327 6 лет назад +26

      Olga Lannister sends her regards.

    • @shawncassidy3517
      @shawncassidy3517 6 лет назад +91

      Your name's estefanía
      Seem's legit

    • @Bacchus
      @Bacchus 6 лет назад +10

      tbh would u rather be Olga in this day and age, or take a middle name for example like Estefania? Just a thought.

    • @meandmybobbygee1812
      @meandmybobbygee1812 6 лет назад +4

      I'm naming a daughter after that woman

    • @agustinl2302
      @agustinl2302 6 лет назад +15

      @@shawncassidy3517 Estefanía Núñez is clearly a Spanish name, and it's common for Spanish speakers to have two first names and two surnames. So she may very well be "Olga Estefanía Núñez García" and chose to go by the name of "Estefanía" precisely because she disliked the name "Olga".

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 2 года назад +15

    My favorite genre of weapon is taking an agricultural tool and going “I can swing this pretty hard, it’ll do,” and it turns out to work really well. Notable examples: the Billhook and the threshing flail.

    • @lukef3284
      @lukef3284 3 месяца назад

      And the scythe, pitchfork, and cattle prod.

  • @Kimosabes2hot
    @Kimosabes2hot 5 лет назад +3023

    Hey, how would you describe Attack on Titan Season 3?
    1:29

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 5 лет назад +155

      Wow almost 3 years old and the vid made a nice prediction.

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 5 лет назад +28

      @@signs4407 Yeah the comment is one month old but the video is 3 years old. Do you need me to come to your house and spell it out for you?

    • @secondBAR
      @secondBAR 5 лет назад +4

      Karim Clarke r/woosh

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 5 лет назад +57

      @@secondBAR dumbass it ain't a wooosh he maid an honest mistake realised his mistake and he deleted the comment knowing it's a mistake

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 5 лет назад +1

      Holy shit

  • @stardust6984
    @stardust6984 4 года назад +225

    Olga feels like "Cool motive, still murder" incarnate

  • @KeshTM
    @KeshTM 4 года назад +680

    As someone who loves to Percy Jackson series I laughed so hard when you corrected Rick Riordan

    • @multiwindwaker
      @multiwindwaker 3 года назад +10

      i like Percy Jackson to and yes Rick is Wrong about Ancient Greeks being the inventors of it but was not all wrong it was co-invented by a Jewish man and the greek speaking ppl in Byzantine witch they considered themselves Roman but were called Greek or Romie well the Jewish man came up with the formula and the Byzantine empire came up with the way to launch said Greek fire so while it was not the Ancient Greeks it was created with the help of the Greeks of the time and honestly I am ok with the mistake of saying Ancient Greeks Created it cuz it is an understandable error the 700th century for any of us now would be ancient lol

    • @Pxnk_hxzrd
      @Pxnk_hxzrd 3 года назад

      Lol same

    • @elainadeeter9788
      @elainadeeter9788 3 года назад +6

      @@multiwindwaker what?

    • @terencetan9744
      @terencetan9744 3 года назад +5

      >700th century
      >Romie
      >witch
      lol

    • @phantompenguin1065
      @phantompenguin1065 3 года назад +22

      @@multiwindwaker Godzilla had a stroke while trying to read this and fucking died

  • @DomyTheMad420
    @DomyTheMad420 2 года назад +9

    "when you put the words makeshift and flamethrower next to eachother you're gonna run into problems sooner then later"
    10/10

  • @hurdur6828
    @hurdur6828 6 лет назад +475

    Olga of “ *KEEEV* “

  • @kushantaiidan
    @kushantaiidan 8 лет назад +511

    This channel is fucking genius. Why had I not found ye earlier.

    • @Allocated_Brain
      @Allocated_Brain 6 лет назад +6

      That is what i am wondering. What the hell is wrong with you? Pay your taxes.

    • @zjotheglorious
      @zjotheglorious 6 лет назад +2

      Tree found this yesterday by my bro

  • @draxs3572
    @draxs3572 3 года назад +380

    4:50 love it when he just bursts out laughing

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 3 года назад +29

      *Who as the name implies*

    • @asylumskp4391
      @asylumskp4391 3 года назад +14

      *f* *u* *c* *k* *e* *d* *a* *l* *o* *t* *o* *f* *g* *o* *a* *t* *s*

    • @qwedge
      @qwedge 3 года назад +1

      @@asylumskp4391 very cool Dababy Official

  • @bloodrune329
    @bloodrune329 Год назад +7

    Are we just brushing over how smart Olga was? She was like hmm how do I set fire to an entire city at once? Get a bird from every house sitting on a pile of tinder and give the bird a flaming piece of sulfur and send it home to set the tinder alight and burn each house individually!!
    She could’ve totally just burned every house down herself but she was so damn creative with her evil.

  • @jakelanier4042
    @jakelanier4042 7 лет назад +179

    So you're going to talk about Olga of Kiev without mentioning the time the Drevlians murdered her husband so she held a funeral feast with her enemies and she got them all drunk and then gave them an drug called mad honey which made them go insane and fall all over the place twitching on the ground, then had them burned alive?

    • @alekberreth8637
      @alekberreth8637 6 лет назад +2

      what weapon would he talk about?

    • @noahogrady5274
      @noahogrady5274 6 лет назад +2

      And he pronounced Kiev (key ev) like keyv. I killed myself when he said that

  • @Directioner499
    @Directioner499 5 лет назад +266

    "A giant ape hurling boulders like they're baseballs." Wow I love attack on Titan season 3 😍

    • @kek848
      @kek848 4 года назад +16

      First thought too, plus the fact they were laying siege to a castle.

    • @chojin6136
      @chojin6136 4 года назад +15

      Glad I wasn't the only one to think of the beast titan

    • @connerb9593
      @connerb9593 2 года назад

      Was searching for this conment

  • @kevinfeng6700
    @kevinfeng6700 6 лет назад +2106

    Trebuchets can fling 90kg stones over 300m.

    • @Sky-dl4qx
      @Sky-dl4qx 6 лет назад +248

      Superior siege engines, as you can clearly see.

    • @Usernamejjd
      @Usernamejjd 6 лет назад +205

      Trebuchets > catapults

    • @Dannybythebanana
      @Dannybythebanana 6 лет назад +123

      Can you use freedom units? I don't understand "Never been to the moon"

    • @darkwolf4352
      @darkwolf4352 6 лет назад +4

      DanBoy damn.

    • @Gekk0e
      @Gekk0e 6 лет назад +88

      in 'Murica units it's 198.416 lb stones over 984.252 feet or 328.084 yards

  • @chipsanddip_6784
    @chipsanddip_6784 9 месяцев назад +5

    Im like an illiterate masochist looking at an old library every time i go a few months not watching these videos and forget the main idea

  • @Coalicious
    @Coalicious 3 года назад +213

    0:37 *I can’t unsee them*

  • @jacksciorti7916
    @jacksciorti7916 8 лет назад +1992

    Its like the informative version of GradeA

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 8 лет назад +182

      I love this channel more than gradeA now

    • @jjsvideos715
      @jjsvideos715 7 лет назад +271

      Grade went downhill when he started talking about RUclips drama

    • @isthisnametaken978
      @isthisnametaken978 7 лет назад +107

      Is Grade even still alive?

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 7 лет назад +39

      Is this name taken? Nah, he probably ded

    • @catwithtwolegs7886
      @catwithtwolegs7886 7 лет назад +10

      Potato just because someone doesn't upload for a few months doesn't mean that they are dead.

  • @lauradevries9242
    @lauradevries9242 8 лет назад +1711

    Thanks for this video salmonella.

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis 8 лет назад +121

      Hell yeah, I read the name and thought nothing of it... then he says it out loud and holy shit that was funny.

    • @sorentamir7490
      @sorentamir7490 7 лет назад +12

      Tim de Vries oh look you figured out the fucking joke

    • @zeeeeeeeeeev6493
      @zeeeeeeeeeev6493 7 лет назад

      Tim de Vries Nederlands?

    • @jdraper12
      @jdraper12 6 лет назад

      Tim de Vries thanks for this salmonella, video

    • @WJames-nq2df
      @WJames-nq2df 6 лет назад +4

      Male Salmon: Salmon
      Female Salmon: *_SALMONELLA_*

  • @Im_Jakon
    @Im_Jakon 2 года назад +8

    “Imagine a giant ape throwing boulders”
    So basically just the beast titan

  • @zeea5609
    @zeea5609 6 лет назад +821

    Ulga should be in disney for an action disney movie

    • @J3rryTortoise
      @J3rryTortoise 6 лет назад +58

      disney would ruin it completely AND make it child friendly, so it would suck in two ways

    • @casualsatanist
      @casualsatanist 6 лет назад +28

      yeah you can’t really have a kid friendly rendition of someone who buries a bunch of dudes alive and traps some others inside a building then burns THEM alive... though I agree I would very much like to see them try

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 6 лет назад +2

      @Zee A Eh, It would just be Brave but slavic instead of Irish. CYKA BLYAT!

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 6 лет назад +4

      @Casual Satanist, They could pull it off, they just have to dehumanize them as much as possible just like they did the mongols in Mulan, then nobody will mind them being buried or burned. They could pull it off, supposedly her husband was murdered by one of them.

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 6 лет назад +1

      Disney's "Хоробрий" (Brave in Ukranian) coming soon!

  • @monkeyonbuilding3236
    @monkeyonbuilding3236 3 года назад +213

    3:52 ngl that is SO FREAKING smart.

    • @theospate2680
      @theospate2680 3 года назад +2

      😂 😂 😂 😳 😳 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 #wap ❤️ 🥂 🍷

    • @iceamethyst297
      @iceamethyst297 3 года назад +5

      Bruv wap has nothing to do with this? Do you even know what it means

    • @YourMom-jd6jp
      @YourMom-jd6jp 3 года назад

      IKR

    • @lenira7750
      @lenira7750 3 года назад +1

      It is also very creative and evil

  • @durak4219
    @durak4219 4 года назад +188

    Olga was taking revenge for her husband, whose limbs they cut off.

    • @sirtaelellevalerie1056
      @sirtaelellevalerie1056 4 года назад +18

      actualy TORN off... But, he were overtaxing them.

    • @WRZ100
      @WRZ100 4 года назад +10

      @@sirtaelellevalerie1056 he was pretty dumb. "Hm, you know what, I think this tribe that I had to intimidate with a huge army didn't pay me enough afterall. I'll go visit them again quickly with a small squad"

    • @sirtaelellevalerie1056
      @sirtaelellevalerie1056 4 года назад +15

      @@WRZ100 yeah, pride is common among rulers.

  • @emmettturner9452
    @emmettturner9452 2 года назад +64

    I like how he pronounce “Kiev” the Ukrainian way years before the rest of us knew any better (Russian two-syllable pronunciation is all I knew being born and raised in the USA).

    • @Kire1120
      @Kire1120 Год назад +2

      The Ukrainian pronunciation is also two syllables. It's like "Kee yeev".

    • @lelgie601
      @lelgie601 Год назад +1

      i pronounce every ukrainian city with russian phonology

    • @emmettturner9452
      @emmettturner9452 Год назад

      @@Kire1120 You are correct but they know that the West can’t easily pronounce it that way. Instead they push the “Kyiv” single-syllable pronunciation on us as their preferred pronunciation for the West since it’s more correct than the Russian Kiev. There is almost an R sound in the first syllable when Ukrainians say it.

  • @coachrenaldo
    @coachrenaldo 5 лет назад +65

    That Olga story is similar to another story that just so happens to take place in the same period.
    In 1207 AD, Genghis Khan sieged the Chinese city of Volohai. The city was heavily fortified, but at the time, the mongols didn’t really use siege weapons to get through the defenses, so for once, the Calvary might of the Mongol horde were useless.
    So, Genghis offered a deal to Volohai: he would lift the siege if the city hands over 1,000 cats and 10,000 swallows, which the city agreed.
    When the demands were met, Genghis ordered his men to tie cotton puffs to the tails of the cats and birds and set them on fire, causing them to run back to the city terrified and immolated.
    This caused thousands of fires to break out in the city at the same time, forcing the citizens and garrison to put out the fires, giving the mongols the opening they need to attack and conquer the city.
    In the end, Volohai fell and the mongols captured Chinese engineers to have them make siege weapons, allowing them to take on other fortified cities without the need to setting pussies on fire.

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 Год назад +8

      I can't wait for the Olga vs. Genghis Khan crossover movie

  • @nates9536
    @nates9536 8 лет назад +137

    Sam my boy! These videos are priceless! I shall alert all my squire at once and they shall all be subscribed by the morrow!

  • @peerie
    @peerie 6 лет назад +731

    1:50 I'm Greek and we call it "liquid fire" LOL

    • @nicolasm_1200
      @nicolasm_1200 5 лет назад +20

      Υγρό πυρ

    • @peerie
      @peerie 5 лет назад +7

      @@nicolasm_1200 Yuh

    • @peerie
      @peerie 5 лет назад +4

      @@manospronoob what's your point my dude

    • @peerie
      @peerie 5 лет назад +3

      @@manospronoob yeah das it

    • @fivussywave
      @fivussywave 5 лет назад +1

      *_lol no_*

  • @karing.1618
    @karing.1618 2 года назад +3

    I frickin love the torch over the king's head.

  • @NZAnimeManga
    @NZAnimeManga 6 лет назад +888

    "keeeev"... lel

  • @spongeboob4876
    @spongeboob4876 4 года назад +117

    It’s a great epsidode when he starts off with “hey kids”

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 3 года назад +9

      but doesn't he start all his episodes with--I see what you did there

    • @yana_rss
      @yana_rss 3 года назад +3

      Especially when he adds a blooper after his outro

  • @warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898
    @warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898 6 лет назад +389

    *And 40,000 millennia later, saint Olga's descendant founded the Sisters Of Silence, which then formed into the Sisters Of Battle*

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 6 лет назад +4

      Sounds about right

    • @sicarius6501
      @sicarius6501 6 лет назад +3

      I was waiting for this

    • @Anastas1786
      @Anastas1786 5 лет назад +26

      That's 40 _million_ years. I think you might've overshot just a bit.

    • @sicarius6501
      @sicarius6501 5 лет назад +3

      @@Anastas1786 i think he must referred to the date

    • @Sm4shBG
      @Sm4shBG 5 лет назад +3

      ABANDON ALL REASON,KNOW ONLY WAR!!!! FOR THE EMPEROR

  • @alisonsimz6186
    @alisonsimz6186 2 года назад +22

    "Imagine a giant f**king ape launching boulders like their baseballs"
    Hajime Isayama: write that down!!!

  • @nicks2437
    @nicks2437 8 лет назад +729

    **sigh**
    Now I have to go play Civ 5 as the Byzantine empire...

    • @SamONellaAcademy
      @SamONellaAcademy  8 лет назад +91

      all 3 beliefs as religious buildings + that reformation belief that gives you tourism for religious buildings = basically guaranteed culture victory. It's almost unfair.

    • @nicks2437
      @nicks2437 8 лет назад +8

      I've done that strategy before.
      Generally I go +2 gold per city following religion, 30% increased religious pressure range, and whatever I can get to increase happiness. Spread religion hard and fast to all city-states (and other civs if you don't mind the diplomacy hit) then you will have insane stockpiles of money and won't really need a standing army since you can just buy one when you need it.

    • @xclusion4409
      @xclusion4409 8 лет назад +4

      Sam O'Nella Academy Btw when you say Olga of Kiev, Kiev is pronounced KEY-EV, just in case you wanted to know :D live your vids keep it up

    • @xclusion4409
      @xclusion4409 8 лет назад

      *love

    • @chasesearle556
      @chasesearle556 7 лет назад +3

      Nerds...nerds never change...-oh, um, a-AND war! That too, I guess.

  • @stupidmeimei
    @stupidmeimei 5 лет назад +39

    This channel has taught me more than school.

  • @artichare1839
    @artichare1839 4 года назад +17

    Fun fact. Our history teacher showed us this video during a lecture. He often showed us fun and educational videos he found on RUclips. I can also include that during test he often included words like “bro”, “jerk” and other words that probably broke some rules but damn he’s the best teacher I’ve ever had. Me and my classmates often pissed our selves laughing during his lessons, good times man.

  • @thegoot
    @thegoot 12 дней назад +1

    God, watching one of these videos always leads to watching them all, doesn’t it?

  • @stannisthemannisbaratheon1039
    @stannisthemannisbaratheon1039 8 лет назад +307

    Olga is the most badass Slavic name

    • @SerpMolot
      @SerpMolot 7 лет назад +20

      Stannis The Mannis Baratheon it's Nordic. And she's not a Catholic Saint but Orthodox.

    • @LivvyHackett
      @LivvyHackett 6 лет назад +1

      It’s also pretty basic, it’s just the name of a river

    • @michaelnemo4593
      @michaelnemo4593 6 лет назад +2

      She's also venerated as a Catholic Saint though: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev

    • @zissimoskalarrytis3865
      @zissimoskalarrytis3865 6 лет назад

      Stannis The Mannis Baratheon its a Greek name....

    • @MrSpood
      @MrSpood 6 лет назад

      Stannis The Mannis Baratheon
      .

  • @MajesticSkywhale
    @MajesticSkywhale 6 лет назад +211

    That thing Olga did with the birds....The U.S. army tried the same thing...search "bat bombs"
    We had millions of bats with little incendiaries timed to them with a timer, and we were going to drop them from planes in a bomb, like one big bursting-open container with 10s or 100s of thousands of these little bats, and they'd fly down to Japan below, land in the attic of a house or some shit, and the little bomb would go off.
    Project cancelled after they burned down the facility housing them.

    • @fuckologic1202
      @fuckologic1202 6 лет назад +14

      And soviets tried the same thing using dogs, but they trained tchem on their own tanks… and that lead to a LOT of things going to hell real fast, when they tried to use tchem in combat

    • @dedgect
      @dedgect 6 лет назад +6

      Japan also did the same thing but with balloons, but instead of fire, they used bombs. But that didn't go as well as planned because of the wind patterns and some balloons even landed back on Japan.

    • @petelee2477
      @petelee2477 5 лет назад +3

      That needs to be a batman weapon. It's already appropriately named "bat bomb".

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 5 лет назад +1

      @@dedgect what I'm learning from this thread is that humanity has a long history of unsuccessful forays into self-deploying ordinance before the advent of the modern drone.

    • @machomanalexyt5736
      @machomanalexyt5736 5 лет назад +2

      If it's one thing we've learned from history about warfare, don't waste your time using a bunch of little shits to bombard your enemy. Instead, just make one big ass version of it and they will eventually surrender.

  • @elicockerton3363
    @elicockerton3363 6 лет назад +317

    King Edward the first knows what the superior siege weapon is.

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 лет назад +3

      Cannons. Gunpowder is seen as the most revolutionary discovery in warfare because of cannons.
      Cannons forced all fortresses to be reconstructed, since the tall, straight walls that had stood sieges agains catapults and trebuchets so effectively were incredibly easy to take down with cannons. The walls of Constantinople, that had withstood centuries of sieges were utterly destroyed by the ottomans using cannons.
      So yeah, next time you want to do that shit meme about catapults and trebuchets, remember: cannons are the best siege weapon, period.

    • @nbeshark2584
      @nbeshark2584 5 лет назад +22

      @@Burn_Angel But can it launch 90 kg projectile over a distance of 300 meters?

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 лет назад +2

      @@nbeshark2584 There have been cannons big enough to shoot projectiles over half a ton at even longer distances.
      So yes, they can.

    • @crusaderking9118
      @crusaderking9118 5 лет назад +9

      @burn angel r/wooooooooooooosh

    • @steirqwe7956
      @steirqwe7956 5 лет назад +4

      @@Burn_Angel To bad they cannot be built of wooden planks and ropes.

  • @Gagagooi
    @Gagagooi 3 года назад +2

    My actual favorite youtuber

  • @isaiahhope5560
    @isaiahhope5560 5 лет назад +263

    Apes launching boulders like baseballs you say?
    Attack on Titan spoiler?

    • @rickydawn6313
      @rickydawn6313 5 лет назад +1

      3 years or so in advance, like damn. Even the author didn't know this shit was going to happen at the time.

    • @bercedesmenz956
      @bercedesmenz956 5 лет назад +2

      @@rickydawn6313 That part already happened in the manga when this video was uploaded

    • @rickydawn6313
      @rickydawn6313 5 лет назад

      @@bercedesmenz956 :O Oh shit mangaplex has wrong upload date then. nvm

  • @zach8901
    @zach8901 8 лет назад +2486

    I'm sorry did I fucking stutter?

    • @Sakovri
      @Sakovri 7 лет назад +71

      Olga had no chill.

    • @turtleguy403
      @turtleguy403 7 лет назад +32

      Olga of keev
      not kiev
      but keev

    • @danukil7703
      @danukil7703 7 лет назад +11

      Turtle Guy, as you probably well know it depends from what language you are transliterating from. If you are transliterating from Old East Slavic (as written in such documents as the Lavretian Chronicle) it would be Olga of Kyjev, from Ukrainian it would be Olha of Kyiv (pronounced like Kyjiv or Kyyiv), and from Russian it would be Olga of Kiev (pronounced Kijev or Kiyev)

    • @phinaibe8434
      @phinaibe8434 7 лет назад +3

      Zach Bellman 666 LIKES

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 7 лет назад

      i dunno, professor quirrel

  • @thedreadedsaltpacket6210
    @thedreadedsaltpacket6210 6 лет назад +918

    3:29
    *d e m o n e t i z e d*

  • @Jackie89000
    @Jackie89000 2 года назад +3

    "Rick Riordan, you lying prick." Is something I've said to myself more than once.

  • @valeriaw5801
    @valeriaw5801 4 года назад +267

    1:33 *attack on Titan fans after watching the third season* "yeah, I could imagine that ._."

    • @silford
      @silford 3 года назад +4

      congrats you got the reference!

    • @Gremlin-Glizzy
      @Gremlin-Glizzy 3 года назад +2

      Season 2 started the beast titans rampage

    • @tucosalamanca5818
      @tucosalamanca5818 3 года назад +2

      I wonder how that trebuchet wipes itself after pooping

    • @antcnius
      @antcnius 3 года назад +1

      @@silford thing is this vid was made before season 2, which meant it was a manga reference

    • @cadianveterankramerica6552
      @cadianveterankramerica6552 3 года назад

      Bro I was hoping someone else noticed

  • @thesleepypiggy
    @thesleepypiggy 4 года назад +20

    1:11 I love how it's a torch.

  • @brunorodrigues166
    @brunorodrigues166 8 лет назад +231

    Hey Salmonella,Big fan. Can you make a video on fun facts of the Atlantic Slave Trade?
    Keep it up. Proud of you.

    • @bloh12345
      @bloh12345 8 лет назад +78

      fun facts about slaves

    • @TheLegoGamerDude
      @TheLegoGamerDude 8 лет назад +6

      Never forget Benin, the African kings of the Atlantic slave trade

    • @moussasaab6778
      @moussasaab6778 7 лет назад +2

      Matrix Panda The blacks would be knocking on my door before I even click upload.

    • @mooheadummm9414
      @mooheadummm9414 7 лет назад +3

      -salmonella-

  • @chargeside
    @chargeside 9 месяцев назад +1

    I think a strategy that should’ve been used more often should’ve been to just go in front of castles, and just start building whatever, it doesn’t matter what it is, just as long as they are building a really big thing, it will scare the hell out of enemies and they’ll surrender immediately

  • @tomdawson8931
    @tomdawson8931 3 года назад +138

    “Rick Riordan, you lying prick”. That got to me😂

    • @jordanhaines8497
      @jordanhaines8497 3 года назад +2

      For real. Us Percy Jackson fans all gasped when he said Rick Riordan😂

    • @Sgt_FriedChicken
      @Sgt_FriedChicken 3 года назад +1

      yup got me too

  • @jbthinker1423
    @jbthinker1423 8 лет назад +72

    Your channel is awesome bro, you should have more subscribers.

    • @sembra3803
      @sembra3803 8 лет назад

      Caesar l Legion Agreed

    • @JRAw89
      @JRAw89 7 лет назад

      hear hear!

  • @excitedcat9517
    @excitedcat9517 8 лет назад +37

    "you know we got food we can give you that."
    "I'm sorry did I fucking stutter?"
    "birds it is then!"

  • @syntheticvocalist-p472
    @syntheticvocalist-p472 Год назад +2

    I was starting to think this video was a fever dream. I'm glad I found it again

  • @snipertf2204
    @snipertf2204 3 года назад +60

    Whenever I hear the word “makeshift” my brain makes a custom definition of the word which is: “medieval d.i.y.”

  • @ΣταυρόπουλοςΔημήτρης

    greek fire was invented by greeks they just werent ancient lol

    • @flippos
      @flippos 4 года назад +67

      Exactly. But they were Greek. Not like he says in his video. The Byzantine empire was multicultural, yes, but *lead by greeks* and everyone spoke Greek and had greek culture. It was Greece, just a medieval a bit more multicultural version.

    • @karlpoppins
      @karlpoppins 4 года назад +16

      I guess the Greeks of modern day Greece as well as Anatolia and Cyprus all simultaneously vanished after being conquered by the Romans and then magically reappeared during the 19th century #NOT

    • @gram.
      @gram. 4 года назад +3

      Didnt they lose that technology? As in, they dont know to this day how to recreate Greek fire?

    • @Lumegrin
      @Lumegrin 4 года назад +12

      @@gram. meh we've got napalm

    • @Lumegrin
      @Lumegrin 4 года назад

      @Tomáš Laštovička woooo latin

  • @RealThorn
    @RealThorn 4 года назад +20

    This guy takes stuff I don’t give a shit about and makes it into something enjoyable

  • @selore4865
    @selore4865 2 года назад +1

    Don't mind me, just watching this for the 25th time while waiting for the next upload.

  • @noahengland3859
    @noahengland3859 4 года назад +10

    This dude deserves a lot more attention for all the work and he makes history fun

  • @commanderpower79
    @commanderpower79 8 лет назад +228

    Came here from Phil Defranco. Did not expect this! Very funny! Well done!

    • @njallta4333
      @njallta4333 8 лет назад +3

      Timothy Nelson Same. I am so not disappointed with that secret link

    • @badsynthking
      @badsynthking 8 лет назад +3

      He really is all over the place with these things, it's fantastic

    • @maimedwahine8027
      @maimedwahine8027 8 лет назад

      Oh are you talking about filthyfrank?

    • @GAZAMAN93X
      @GAZAMAN93X 8 лет назад

      ?

    • @CubeBrik
      @CubeBrik 8 лет назад

      y is this still an active comment?
      no it's not filthy frank, it's Philly D
      and second, what are you questioning
      clearly GAZAMAN 93X your not here because of Philly D and that has frank got to do with this?

  • @genericprofile2381
    @genericprofile2381 6 лет назад +19

    "So you know catapults"
    Yea...
    "What if they were bigger"

  • @mistuh69420
    @mistuh69420 3 года назад +9

    2:49 he wasn’t supposed to know about the cossack mustache!