www.usnews.com/science/articles/2010/01/12/egypt-new-find-shows-slaves-didnt-build-pyramids www.cbsnews.com/news/more-evidence-slaves-didnt-build-pyramids/ harvardmagazine.com/2003/07/who-built-the-pyramids-html www.reuters.com/article/us-egypt-antiquities-tombs/egypt-tombs-suggest-pyramids-not-built-by-slaves-idUSTRE6091E720100110 www.history.com/news/history-lists/11-things-you-may-not-know-about-ancient-egypt Can y'all calm down now please
Okay, so first off, congratulations on making it to trending. Like the channel. Second off, thank you for being the first youtuber who actually posted sources to where their getting this whole idea from. Thirdly... Uh... no... still no. It's just as likely that they were buried near their king, so they could serve their king in the afterlife. After all, the Pharaoh keeps all of his worldly possessions with him in his tomb, why not bring along one of his greatest resources, his slaves? Moreover, I never said that they were slaves... But, and I'm arguing semantics just to be a dick, however you twist this, they're still slaves in my mind... unless they were paid substantially, they were slaves! either they were slaves to their own poverty and had to do the grueling labor for money they desperately needed to live, or they were slaves to their king in the sense that they essentially had to... If the king asks if you want to do it... you say yes. Also, seems they were worked pretty badly according to one of your sources: "the pyramid builders led a life of hard labor, said Adel Okasha, supervisor of the excavation. Their skeletons have signs of arthritis, and their lower vertebrae point to a life passed in difficulty, he said." So, yeah... seems like slaves to me... But, it doesn't really matter and we'll never find out so who the fuck cares...
He left out part of the witch trials story, he resigned to being crushed like a badass because if he made a guilty, or not guilty, plea his daughter wouldn't be allowed to inherit his property. By not giving a plea at all, and dying horribly for it, he ensured his daughter would not be homeless when he was executed.
@@GBlockbreaker I disagree, it isnt like every person was getting declared a witch, even if their family members were. I also think him being crushed completely served as some form of exoneration, sort of like the rocks and pond one, where if they die they weren't a witch.
The reason that guy was okay with being crushed to death was because being convicted of witchcraft would have meant that all his property would be seized by the town, so his family would have been left with nothing. He sacrificed himself to provide for his wife and kids
About Einstein's grades: Einstein himself was German, he went to school in Aarau, Switzerland however. Einstein aced maths, obviously. Due to the fact that Switzerland and Germany have basically the opposite grading system (6 is the best, 1 the worst grad in Switzerland whereas 1 is the best, 6 the worst grade in Germany), some Germans failed to take this into account and proclaimed he failed maths. There you have it, that's where this silly myth comes from.
@@j4genius961 kinda confused. Are you insinuating Michael Jordan was 5'6? Cuz he's more like 6'6... He's quite tall, unless referring to his time before hitting a pubescent growth spurt, which in that case he wasn't quite an NBA legend yet
Giles Corey didn't want to "confess" to witchcraft to alleviate his suffering, as tempting as that must've been, because the moment he did, his property would've been seized. Corey wanted his property to stay in the hands of his family, so he died for it.
Under the rules of procedure at the time a defendant could not be tried until and unless he entered a plea. To prevent miscreants from avoiding justice by refusing to enter a plea, poena dure et forte (punishment hard and strong) was used to coerce a plea. The idea that he did so to avoid forfeit of his property is the most likely reason for him to have done as he did.
Aw man that's sad, I thought he was just a weird guy with an extreme... idk, weight fetish that he didn't mind dying for. The way Sam O'Nella worded it just sounded very funny idk. Now I feel sorry for this dude that died centuries ago :/
Hitler’s voice: that guy in the group that’s always way too angry Mussolini’s voice: that guy that says something stupid with so much confidence that you kinda believe him
I once did a project at school and we made a Salem Witch Trial journal, we can name the press that published it whatever we wanted, so I called mine "Giles Press".
Insert stock image of people clapping and give it a red filter and shake it around the screen. Honestly, that would've made the scene a thousand times funnier.
I read about Giles Corey in a book called The Big Book of Pain. I agree. He is a total badass. He also goes to show that no matter how ridiculous and cruel society is, there’s always gonna be someone that goes “that’s bs.” Torture is just a way to control a group of people who are a potential threat or an imaginary one like witches. From what I read in this book, you don’t need to do anything fancy to inflict a hell of a lot of pain on someone. An 81 year old man who’s fed up with the witch trails refusing to fold for 3 days while he was being crushed to death? Total badass
Weird how that whole comment reminded me of the stories in the bible. I always thought they were BS. I think, true or not, the biggest lessons are the conclusions we draw from them.
I learned about Giles being crushed and never speaking a word from this video but I had forgotten his name. It was only recently when my English 11 class was reading The Crucible, and described Giles' death that I went internally "Holy sh*t it was that man, l-like oh my God that was him". God better had place Giles in a very special spot in heaven for sympathy on how he was treated by Salem's people.
He wasn't saying spaghetti in fact, the audio is pretty bad so I don't have a clue on what he was actually saying but surely not spaghetti (potete fidarvi del mio orecchio, sono italiano al 100%)
@@inserisciunnome The great Pyramid of Giza Was built for Cheops in the 4th Dynasty around 2600 BC. Cleopatra lived in the first century BC thats about 2500 years between them. From Cleopatra to the internet about 2000 years.
So i saw someone Saying She was also Greek, but they deleated the comment (even If i think It was actually YT deleating the comment) From what i know, Yes and no? She was successor of a Greek Emperor Or One of its soldiers, and the other branch of her family was egyptian, After that, i only know that her family went "Alabama mode".
i bet some idiot read this comment and thought “what?? cleopatra didn’t build the pyramids??” also cleopatra was actually one of the worst female egyptian leaders, hatshepsut was the best and i hate the fact that not many people know her.
@@inserisciunnome Thats kind of right! She belonged to the Ptolemaic dynasty which started with Ptolemaios I. Ptolemaios was one of the generals of Alexander the great who conquered Egypt (to that time under Persian rule) and was made king of Egypt after Alexander's death. So Cleopatra had Greek heritage and there where indeed incestuous practices in the Ptolemaic family. They called themselves pharaohs but just as a kind of legitimisation.
Wishing I could tag my fiancé in #5 because I asked him to trim the low hanging branches from our tree in the front yard. I got back from town less than an hour later and the whole tree was gone. It's been 7 years. I still don't have an explanation other than maybe he didn't like where it sat in the yard.
My guess to the explanation is that if he got rid of the tree, trimming it would no longer be a chore did it once and done. My other guess is that he had to much fun with the chainsaw. But seven years, just ask him.
When I first started cutting my own hair, I was only going to trim it a bit but I cut it shorter and shorter and decided to just cut it all and shave my head
Napoleon wasn't short Marie Antoinette didn't say ''let them eat cake'' Van Gogh didn't cut off his ear, he only cut off a part of his ear. There ya go
Gilles Corey refused to plead because without a plea one way or another the court wouldn't be able to take his property. He was thinking of his children's inheritance.
@@YolkieYolk the salem witch trials were all bs, watch or read the crucible, that witch trial was basically just based on one African slave making love potions to entertain some girls
Giles was certainly a badass of the highest order. Especially when you realize that part of the reason he refused to confess is so that his family would keep his land instead of it going to the church like it would if he was a heretic/witch. So he was a badass who died protecting his family from literally murderous mobs of witch-hunters.
@@aidendoig4542 Literally looking at someone wrong would get you accused! Dude didn’t even have to try..People were sacking each other off if they stood in their ways. Kids were pretending to be possessed to convict people who crossed their parents or else they’d get fucked up by said parents! It was cruel and a fucked up time..
well at least you can start planning..also f vivid restrictions. it has a 0.0002 percent death rate and and kills mostly those who already have disease
My guess for the Einstein myth is that it come from his quote along the lines “No matter your struggles in mathematics, I assure you mine are greater”. Of course it’s meant to joke about how incredibly complicated much of his work was, but I can definitely see someone reading that as “wow, yeah! Einstein struggled in math even more than I am, and did fine!”
It could also be because originally, Relativity had a mathematical error in it and Einstein found it when he was giving a presentation, including to one of the most prominent mathematicians of the time. They effectively entered a race to correct the error. Einstein won. Barely.
The einstein one comes from him getting a 6 in math in high school which in germany ist the worst grade u can get but in switzerland at that time it was actually the highest. So germans got confused and that's how the myth started.
Fun fact: The first Autobahn was in fact build under Konrad Adenauer, the German chancellor after WWII, who at the time was mayor of cologne. It’s located between Cologne and Bonn. Adenauer was kind of a badass anyway. During the Nazi Regime he did on one memorable occasion refuse to greet Hitler, when he came to visit Cologne and even forbade to put up the swastika on public bridges, unrelated to this incident he lost his position, hid for a while in a monastery and was questioned by the NS multiple times, one leading to his incarceration. He went on to become chancellor of Germany from 1949 till 1963, in a major time of economic growth and political change (the first predecessor of the European Union was founded back then).
He was also racist himself, had racist ministers, and if he was major of cologne in the war, helped to round up and kill thousands of roma. Just because he didnt like the nazis/hitler does not mean that he was a perfect guy.
@@concept5631 germany had the same leadership after the war as before, just without hitler and a few other highprofile nazis. But where do you think milions of teachers, lawyers, judges and policeman come from after the war? most of them where the same as before.
Did you know that you had to clap and cheer for every single little thing that he and all other dictators did and some still do because if you didn’t, it was shown as a sign of treason towards your country and you were killed along with your family or sent to prison
People think Einstein failed maths because in Switzerland (where he graduated) 6 is the best mark possible, whereas in Germany, where he lived later, 6 is the worst mark and 1 is the best.
@sO gUyS wE dId It False. At the time he was only 16, he didn't get in College on his first try because it was a very highly selective school (not being picked to get into MIT or Harvard doesn't mean you flunked out). Also the only subject where he got a low grade (not failed mind you) was in foreign languages which was required for entry and which he didn't care about, everything else was stellar. www.einstein-website.de/z_biography/chronological_table.html www.snopes.com/fact-check/einstein-rejection-letter/
Well ancient people sees the lower class not deserving of meat, because they were super expensive. Most of the poor eat a vegetable soup, a type of wheat crackers and other assortment of wheat cookings, fruit and the occasional wild game or meat left overs after the rich was done with them.
I honestly don't see how that correlates to them not being slaves. Slaves in those days weren't necessarily chattel slaves. Look at the Jews in Egypt. They had there own towns. They had meat. Basically lived normal lives but they were not free to leave and had to do what the pharaoh ordered. We look at ancient slavery too much like American slavery. American slavery was probably one of the worst forms of slavery in history. Apart from some of the European stuff in the Caribbean and south america (horrible torture)And ancient salt mine slaves. But those were basically criminals sentenced to death.
@@JG-id5vi I don't know about American slavery being the worst. I think people think so, because they look at American slavery under todays standarts, but acknowledge with other slavery that it were other times. But if you look at how normal people lived and were treated by employers during industrialisation, slaves were barely worse off.
i swear he changed the title of this video bc i don’t remember this video having this title which probably means that Sam O’Nella is still alive which is epic.
@@clairebearsharksunglasses4753 But how is that “literally the most sam o’nella thing” that not ryan has seen? “Literally” is not a generic superlative, the implication is that it could be figuratively so.
He also forgot that Emperor Napoleon Boneparte wasn't short. He was an average height for his age. British propaganda made the myth that Napoleon was a midget.
The myth was created based on the fact that for some group of elite French soldiers, one of the requirements was to be at least 6 ft tall, which was above average then.
beside whats named above french feet (measurement unit) at the time where slightly bigger than british feet. So when the french said "hes 4'11" the brits all started wheezing and the french didnt know why
@@alliedanchor8864 bro I’m just trying to say that people with dwarfism dont like being called midgets and people should stop using the word for anything other than pickles lmao
@@BaileyGoldstein I dunno what you're family believes, but don't most Jewish people believe that the stuff written in the Bible isn't meant to be historical and more of an Allegory of how shitty they were treated throughout most history
The Titanic actually had MORE lifeboats than was legally required. They had 20 including collapsible boats. The problem was that the law required a certain amount of lifeboats based on tonnage of the ship, rather than how many the ship could hold. Needless to say, after the ship sank, these rules changed.
Did you know the reason the Titanic sunk was a really due to a fire in the engine room prior to its departure. This was recently discovered and proven by photos at the time, so the ship couldn't slow down and couldn't steer away
@Colton Moore Like feeling superior to others over a YT joke? That's what I call pathetic. You do realize that judging by how he frased his comment he DOES NOT HAVE a family to dine with. So they might all be dead or he doesn't live with his parents anymore, something like that.
Actually during the Salem witch trials, the man who was crushed to death by rocks was crushed during an interrogation. His wife was on trial for being a witch, and he refused to "admit" that she was a witch. He stood by her, just asking for more weight, until he died. He was never on trial for being a witch, his wife was.
Connor Chan I had heard that it was also because not responding to the charges either way meant that his property was not forfeit and his sons would still inherit, however I have no idea if that's true or if it comes from the crucible.
It's called 'peine forte et dure' (old French) and would be used to punish somebody for refusing to plead guilty / not guilty. If you pleaded guilty, you'd be executed and your property 'escheated' to the crown, and if you pleaded not guilty you'd risk being found guilty and your property would still be taken. However, you can't escheat property from the estate of somebody who was never tried, nor can you try a person once they're dead. When they first abolished peine forte et dure, those refuisng to plead were just presumed to plead guilty. These days if you refuse to plead, you're treated as pleading not guilty. It meant people could choose to endure a slow, agonising death to leave property behind for their family, rather than face trial. This wouldn't be used under any circumstances to interrogate a witness however. Giles Corey was being charged for witchcraft, not his wife. A person, even back then, couldn't be compelled to testify against their spouse. Weirdly, peine forte et dure was the court's way of respecting the rule of law by not putting words into a person's mouth - I like that they thought it was more humane to crush somebody with rocks than to compel speech. We could use a bit of that spirit today (with a pinch of salt). I would love it if Mr. O'Nella would do a video on archaic trial methods / punishments.
sam bringing up giles corey is like when your favorite music artist pops up somewhere you don’t expect them. i’ve recently read The Crucible and was not aware he was a real person who actually died that way
I mean ofc, she came later than Alexander the Great, the dynasty he and his men created, she’s an heir too, whoever Alexander put in charge when he drove off the Persians
When he talks about the witch trials, he is referring to the American ones. The European ones most definitely had burnings. Edit: I am aware that the Salem witch trials is the American one, I am just saying that the European ones had burnings.
@@skyshack4194 Salem Witch Trials were in Massachusetts. European Witch Trials took place in Fulda, Germany ;Trier, Germany; Basque , French Territory ;Würzburg, Germany ; and Bamburg, Germany. Now Salem is not just in Massachusetts... there is a Salem in Germany however no actual case happened in Salem, Germany even though most other witch trials were in Germany... though I'll continue my research and if i can find a bit of information on a trial in Salem Germany I'll edit this.
One note on Giles Corey: his wife was accused of being a witch and he agreed that she should be punished, however, due to affiliation with his wife, he was also accused and that's when he was done with salems malarkey
You didn't mention napoleon not being short? Boy His length was described in feet, but a French foot was larger than an English foot. Napoleon was average size for his time
On the Einstein thing: The misconception probably comes from the fact that Germany and Switzerland both use a similar grading system where students are graded from numbers 1 to 6. The difference is that in Germany the best grade is 1 and the worst is 6, while in Switzerland (where Einstein went to school) it's the other way around
mom: yeah so the school probably won't open next school year me: me: me: lol yeah that's so sad anyways did u know the iron maidens weren't even used to torture people
Here you go: Most "post-mortem" Victorian photos that show babies with their eyes closed, people propped up with stands, or people with weird or sickly looks are just THAT: sleeping babies, people propped up with stands to help them hold still for the long exposure times, and people who WERE sick or who were scared by the camera flash. While there ARE post-mortem photos, the whole thing got WAY overblown on the internet with stories about photographers supposedly routinely propping up dead people along with living relatives. It was a way for people to sell otherwise unremarkable Victorian photos for higher prices. If you can't objectively prove that the person in an old photo is dead (in a coffin, surrounded by flowers, etc.) then don't pay a high price for that photo.
For some reason, when George Washington cuts down a cherry tree it’s called “honest.” But when I cut down a cherry tree it’s considered “destruction of private property” and, “trespassing” smh 😒
George was a person that most people knew and there for nobody gets mad but if you do nobody really cares and call it that, like I just ripped out my nieghbuors grass and they call a lawsuit but when they kill there chickens they never get a lawsuit
To be honest, in America, a lot of things are euphemisms for losing your virginity. Hell, Americans could turn anything into a sexual innuendo by quirking an eyebrow.
Giles Corey was pressed for refusing to “stand before the court”. “The Court of Oyer and Terminer strictly adhered to the requirement that a defendant "put himself on the country". Because Giles stood mute, he was given the dreaded sentence of peine forte et dure even though this procedure had been determined to be illegal by the government of Massachusetts. It was illegal for two reasons: there was no law permitting pressing, and it violated the Puritan provisions of the Body of Liberties regarding the end of barbarous punishment. In the entire history of the United States, Giles Corey is the only person ever to be pressed to death by order of a court”. Source: University of Virginia
Giles Corey actually had a very good reason for refusing to enter a plea. If he entered a plea, they could start the trial, which would result in his conviction, execution, and the confiscation of his property. If he died before entering a plea, his property would be left to his family as he wouldn't be a convicted witch. IIRC, there was reason to believe that he was accused so that the accuser or an associate of them could get his land or something. Ensuring that your descendants got your inheritance and the assholes who wanted you dead wouldn't profit from their scheme must have felt really good, though being slowly crushed to death probably spoiled the moment.
*Sees group of college grads reminiscing about their college days “Hey guys. Couldn’t help but overhear you talking about your days of debauchery at university. I remember my college days.” “Where’d you go to school?” “I graduated Sam O’Nella Academy, class of 4:00 am.”
The George Washington was the one that always baffled me the most because all the rest of these are stuff that’s just been passed around casually, but the Cherry Tree story was one they actually told us in school, knowing it was a lie (kind’ve ironic; using a lie to teach kids not to lie). I don’t know if that’s something they still do, but I was definitely taught that one in school.
That’s cause it wasn’t Washington it was Lincoln, he chopped it down and admitted it which is why they call him honest Abe. Idk where the lot of you even heard it was George.
Actually the reason a historian said Einstein failed math is because he went to school in Poland and Poland and Germany have similar scoring thingies but they’re the opposite so Einstein aced math but in Germany the grade he got meant fail It was an honest mistake
Half truth as well. He went to school in switzerland, where the grades are arranged from 6->1 with 1 being the worst. Usually with a 1->6 meassurement of grades, 1 is the best. So people saw Einstein had 6s all across math and just thought he failed it, when in fact he indeed aced it.
Actually, the reason is because he left school without graduation. Not because of math but because of his ADHD, i.e. his teacher hated him because he had no respect couldn't shut his mouth and was seditious. So when people started to behave like dipshits in school and where kicked out they would say don't worry Einstein also didn't finish school. (and they still do so here in Germany, i never heard anyone ever saying that he failed in math) In Switzerland, he was not accepted in one University because he failed a french test, which might be another reason. For all of his life he was a formidable student in natural sciences and math, he only struggled with languages.
Franz Ferdinand Him leaving school and him supposedly failing math are two different stories. And people do say that he failed math, at least I've heard that way more often than the story about him leaving school. And the reason for people to think Einstein failed math was indeed the different grading systems.
@Miles Six six six, the number of the beast. Hell and fire was spawned to be released. Six six six, the number of the beast. Six six six, the one for you and me!
What you can see from space, and is the origin of the misconception, is the effect on local biomes. You can see the line of the wall due to that even though you cannot see the wall itself.
Noup, and even if that were true, the madness of the Inquisition had evaporated many many years before that all that Puritan crazyness in North America
@@diegoivanpescadorpadilla5142 I think you've confused the inquisition with the witch-hunts that occurred in Europe. 32,000 individuals were executed under the Spanish Inquisition while in Europe the estimates of the number of people who were executed for witchcraft vary from about 40,000 to 100,000. No where near that many were executed in North America.
Ian Chua theyve never actually watched his videos "what this guy has how many subscribers? Okay we'll give him a shotx you said his channel is called sammy boy?"
Einstein made his degree in Switzerland where the best rating you could get was a 6, which is coincidentally the worst one in Germany. Hence the first biographers got that one wrong
Also Nazi Germany (or Hitler for that matter): first government with laws against animal abuse and strict environmental laws. The latter obviously being before the war
@@jeremiahwright4450 Depends on how you see it. I don't see more regulations as good. Hitler was also a vegan, and tried to be an art student, two things I deeply despise. Fucking Hippies making the World a miserable place since 1830.
www.usnews.com/science/articles/2010/01/12/egypt-new-find-shows-slaves-didnt-build-pyramids
www.cbsnews.com/news/more-evidence-slaves-didnt-build-pyramids/
harvardmagazine.com/2003/07/who-built-the-pyramids-html
www.reuters.com/article/us-egypt-antiquities-tombs/egypt-tombs-suggest-pyramids-not-built-by-slaves-idUSTRE6091E720100110
www.history.com/news/history-lists/11-things-you-may-not-know-about-ancient-egypt
Can y'all calm down now please
you're trending
I refuse to calm down, even though I'm not wound up about it
U are crazy ur trending and are really young you tuber like over all trending wise
Okay, so first off, congratulations on making it to trending. Like the channel. Second off, thank you for being the first youtuber who actually posted sources to where their getting this whole idea from. Thirdly... Uh... no... still no. It's just as likely that they were buried near their king, so they could serve their king in the afterlife. After all, the Pharaoh keeps all of his worldly possessions with him in his tomb, why not bring along one of his greatest resources, his slaves?
Moreover, I never said that they were slaves... But, and I'm arguing semantics just to be a dick, however you twist this, they're still slaves in my mind... unless they were paid substantially, they were slaves! either they were slaves to their own poverty and had to do the grueling labor for money they desperately needed to live, or they were slaves to their king in the sense that they essentially had to... If the king asks if you want to do it... you say yes.
Also, seems they were worked pretty badly according to one of your sources: "the pyramid builders led a life of hard labor, said Adel Okasha, supervisor of the excavation. Their skeletons have signs of arthritis, and their lower vertebrae point to a life passed in difficulty, he said." So, yeah... seems like slaves to me... But, it doesn't really matter and we'll never find out so who the fuck cares...
TehMelonHead with that logic then most of us were slaves by the government and by big corporations
He left out part of the witch trials story, he resigned to being crushed like a badass because if he made a guilty, or not guilty, plea his daughter wouldn't be allowed to inherit his property. By not giving a plea at all, and dying horribly for it, he ensured his daughter would not be homeless when he was executed.
Still went out like a badass.
Respect.
Not like it matters cuz they can just accuse her of being a witch next
That is even more badass.
@@GBlockbreaker I disagree, it isnt like every person was getting declared a witch, even if their family members were. I also think him being crushed completely served as some form of exoneration, sort of like the rocks and pond one, where if they die they weren't a witch.
His story was both sad and infuriating especially when you find out who accused him: his greedy neighbors who wanted his property
The reason that guy was okay with being crushed to death was because being convicted of witchcraft would have meant that all his property would be seized by the town, so his family would have been left with nothing. He sacrificed himself to provide for his wife and kids
He is a man of culture ,may he rest in peace
Oh :(
And his wife, Martha Corey, was hung for being a witch a few days after he died
@@basicallybroadway6975 but his kids (at least those who insisted he was innocent) got his estate
@@basicallybroadway6975 for fucks sake 😰
About Einstein's grades:
Einstein himself was German, he went to school in Aarau, Switzerland however. Einstein aced maths, obviously. Due to the fact that Switzerland and Germany have basically the opposite grading system (6 is the best, 1 the worst grad in Switzerland whereas 1 is the best, 6 the worst grade in Germany), some Germans failed to take this into account and proclaimed he failed maths. There you have it, that's where this silly myth comes from.
Wanted to write the same, kudos to you Sir
Honestly, who in the right mind thinks that one of the greatest theoretical physicists would fail what builds the roots of theoretical physics.
Don't forget that *Michael Jordan was rejected twice!* You too can become an NBA legend even tho you're 5'6
J4 Genius yeah he was a short freshman who wanted to be in varsity. I don’t blame the coach for turning him down
@@j4genius961 kinda confused. Are you insinuating Michael Jordan was 5'6? Cuz he's more like 6'6... He's quite tall, unless referring to his time before hitting a pubescent growth spurt, which in that case he wasn't quite an NBA legend yet
Giles Corey didn't want to "confess" to witchcraft to alleviate his suffering, as tempting as that must've been, because the moment he did, his property would've been seized. Corey wanted his property to stay in the hands of his family, so he died for it.
What a bummer, man.
@@kayo5291 more like a chad
Aww🥺🥺
Under the rules of procedure at the time a defendant could not be tried until and unless he entered a plea. To prevent miscreants from avoiding justice by refusing to enter a plea, poena dure et forte (punishment hard and strong) was used to coerce a plea. The idea that he did so to avoid forfeit of his property is the most likely reason for him to have done as he did.
Aw man that's sad, I thought he was just a weird guy with an extreme... idk, weight fetish that he didn't mind dying for. The way Sam O'Nella worded it just sounded very funny idk. Now I feel sorry for this dude that died centuries ago :/
Hitler’s voice: that guy in the group that’s always way too angry
Mussolini’s voice: that guy that says something stupid with so much confidence that you kinda believe him
bruh
*PESCETTI*
He also had a habit of showing up to people's farms and working in their fields
One of my friends says presentate instead of present with mussolini's confidence.
That guy whos wax too angry is also mostly right
i like how proud he was after saying "pasghetti"
[Insert Signature look of Superiority]
"pasghetti"
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Mussolini didn’t said it. After some listening you can hear that it’s just Sammy screaming into a mic.
@@5Penkets | No shit, Sherlock.
@@5Penkets i honestly didnt know that, but now that i do, i feel dumb
If he got that applause just from "spaghetti," imagine the applause he'd have gotten had he said "pizza"
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you mena Zipzza?
i read that as applesauce
i’d like to say I made this comment 1.1k likes
@Pluto he would say it like spneunomo..fuck it, i wont right all of that
I once did a project at school and we made a Salem Witch Trial journal, we can name the press that published it whatever we wanted, so I called mine "Giles Press".
That’s awful, have an upvote
@@SenoraCardgage
r/lostredditors
LMFAO
@@sud1881 That’s a subreddit-?
@@BritishMotherfucker ya, fairly popular too.
Mussolini: PASGEHTI
Crowd: *CHEERING*
I can't think of a username: I give up
Insert stock image of people clapping and give it a red filter and shake it around the screen. Honestly, that would've made the scene a thousand times funnier.
laughinsohard yep
Little known fact,
Mussolini was shot, stoned, and hung from a gas station sign and stoned some more.
That was a really fun fact xd
“Bring Up during Family Dinner” is what got me here
Same!
Wallaby Gecko same
Samee
Same
Let's be honest, it brought all of us here
Teacher : why did Washington's father not punish him after cutting the tree...
Student : because he was still holding the axe
BudhvinIsReal god bless the usa
BudhvinIsReal teehee
BudhvinIsReal lol
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I read about Giles Corey in a book called The Big Book of Pain. I agree. He is a total badass. He also goes to show that no matter how ridiculous and cruel society is, there’s always gonna be someone that goes “that’s bs.” Torture is just a way to control a group of people who are a potential threat or an imaginary one like witches. From what I read in this book, you don’t need to do anything fancy to inflict a hell of a lot of pain on someone. An 81 year old man who’s fed up with the witch trails refusing to fold for 3 days while he was being crushed to death? Total badass
I heard about Giles playing town of salem
Weird how that whole comment reminded me of the stories in the bible. I always thought they were BS. I think, true or not, the biggest lessons are the conclusions we draw from them.
I know about him because of a music album
I learned about Giles being crushed and never speaking a word from this video but I had forgotten his name. It was only recently when my English 11 class was reading The Crucible, and described Giles' death that I went internally "Holy sh*t it was that man, l-like oh my God that was him".
God better had place Giles in a very special spot in heaven for sympathy on how he was treated by Salem's people.
I love how proud of himself Musollini looks after he said "PASGHETTI!"
why is he saying pasghetti instead of spaghetti??
@@kanishcktewatia597 nobody knows
@@kanishcktewatia597 why don’t you ask him
Correct me if I am wrong, but is this not also how Charlie in "It's Always Sunny" also pronounces spaghetti?
He wasn't saying spaghetti in fact, the audio is pretty bad so I don't have a clue on what he was actually saying but surely not spaghetti (potete fidarvi del mio orecchio, sono italiano al 100%)
First word I ever heard Mussolini say:
*PASGETI*
Puss getty
Me too
Posketti
*crowd goes wild*
Mamá mía a spicy meat-a-bolla
Funfact: Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the internet than the time the great pyramids of giza were build.
What?
@@inserisciunnome The great Pyramid of Giza Was built for Cheops in the 4th Dynasty around 2600 BC. Cleopatra lived in the first century BC thats about 2500 years between them. From Cleopatra to the internet about 2000 years.
So i saw someone Saying She was also Greek, but they deleated the comment (even If i think It was actually YT deleating the comment)
From what i know, Yes and no? She was successor of a Greek Emperor Or One of its soldiers, and the other branch of her family was egyptian, After that, i only know that her family went "Alabama mode".
i bet some idiot read this comment and thought “what?? cleopatra didn’t build the pyramids??”
also cleopatra was actually one of the worst female egyptian leaders, hatshepsut was the best and i hate the fact that not many people know her.
@@inserisciunnome Thats kind of right! She belonged to the Ptolemaic dynasty which started with Ptolemaios I. Ptolemaios was one of the generals of Alexander the great who conquered Egypt (to that time under Persian rule) and was made king of Egypt after Alexander's death. So Cleopatra had Greek heritage and there where indeed incestuous practices in the Ptolemaic family. They called themselves pharaohs but just as a kind of legitimisation.
Wishing I could tag my fiancé in #5 because I asked him to trim the low hanging branches from our tree in the front yard. I got back from town less than an hour later and the whole tree was gone. It's been 7 years. I still don't have an explanation other than maybe he didn't like where it sat in the yard.
your fiance of 7 years? marry him already lol!
My guess to the explanation is that if he got rid of the tree, trimming it would no longer be a chore did it once and done. My other guess is that he had to much fun with the chainsaw.
But seven years, just ask him.
When I first started cutting my own hair, I was only going to trim it a bit but I cut it shorter and shorter and decided to just cut it all and shave my head
@@lunafreed that's a very good theory as to why he did it.
I did the same thing to MY hair too 😂
He waited for you to leave and just fuckin uprooted it
I love how Sam included “Home Depot Parking Lot” as a bigger structure than The Great Wall Of China
I mean, is he wrong though? Try finding a free spot to park on the great wall. No dice.
I’m cross section it is. And to see it it needs to be big in both dimensions
the home depot parking lot is massive
The parking lot was full last time I went but no one was in the store. Something is wrong.
What are you? On a first name basis?
Napoleon wasn't short
Marie Antoinette didn't say ''let them eat cake''
Van Gogh didn't cut off his ear, he only cut off a part of his ear.
There ya go
He wasn’t short for his time.
But for us now he was short.
@@Mati-vj1mw no, he was 1 inch shorter than *TODAY'S* average
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 the average height for men in France is 179.73cm.
Napoleon was 169cm. Get your facts straight
@@Mati-vj1mw I mean 2 inches as he was 5' 7" which is ~170cm
Wait... Sorry I misread what you said and actually we agree.
Gilles Corey refused to plead because without a plea one way or another the court wouldn't be able to take his property. He was thinking of his children's inheritance.
He would have been a witch, but this witch is a good witch
Still a badass
@@YolkieYolk the salem witch trials were all bs, watch or read the crucible, that witch trial was basically just based on one African slave making love potions to entertain some girls
Mitchy Sassi forgetting Abby’s role in the accusations.
All because Abby wanted to fuck a married guy who wasn’t even that attractive lol... sad.
I’ve watched this video at least 70 times and only just noticed that Sam didn’t finish coloring Einstein’s hair
Giles was certainly a badass of the highest order. Especially when you realize that part of the reason he refused to confess is so that his family would keep his land instead of it going to the church like it would if he was a heretic/witch.
So he was a badass who died protecting his family from literally murderous mobs of witch-hunters.
The only cooler Giles was Giles Martin
didnt he only end up in that situation because he was kinda dumb, saying sketchy things at the wrong time? or is that just in the crucible
@@aidendoig4542 in the crucible he kinda accused his wife but then he called the judge a moron and challenged the judge who charged him with heresy
But then his wife was killed anyway and his kids were orphaned.
@@aidendoig4542 Literally looking at someone wrong would get you accused! Dude didn’t even have to try..People were sacking each other off if they stood in their ways. Kids were pretending to be possessed to convict people who crossed their parents or else they’d get fucked up by said parents! It was cruel and a fucked up time..
I see this has been recommended to me now that family dinners have been cancelled forever
this comment with the profile pic is pitch perfect lmao
@@theebonymaw lmao I want to comment that too but you already did it
well at least you can start planning..also f vivid restrictions. it has a 0.0002 percent death rate and and kills mostly those who already have disease
Me who recently had an easter family gathering: ... yes
Tf u mean family dinners have been cancelled?
Fun fact: the mayans didn't predict that the world would end in 2012, its just that their 400 year calendar ended
Fun fact: there calendar repeats. So the ending in 2012 was even more off
@@honeysauce5244
fun fact: penises. try sleeping at night, now, suckers.
Nah they were just off by 8 years😹
It's like saying thar the world would end in 2020 according to the original animal crossing
@@SuperHGB not too far off
My guess for the Einstein myth is that it come from his quote along the lines “No matter your struggles in mathematics, I assure you mine are greater”. Of course it’s meant to joke about how incredibly complicated much of his work was, but I can definitely see someone reading that as “wow, yeah! Einstein struggled in math even more than I am, and did fine!”
the more you dwelve into something, the more you will realise how much you dont know about it..
Your guess is 100% wrong
I’ve heard that he got kicked out of school because he couldn’t tie his shoes. Don’t know if that’s true tho
Wasn’t it because of he moved and the grading system to where he moved was the opposite of the one where he used to live
It could also be because originally, Relativity had a mathematical error in it and Einstein found it when he was giving a presentation, including to one of the most prominent mathematicians of the time. They effectively entered a race to correct the error.
Einstein won. Barely.
The einstein one comes from him getting a 6 in math in high school which in germany ist the worst grade u can get but in switzerland at that time it was actually the highest. So germans got confused and that's how the myth started.
he had a 4, not a 6
@@crkTyphoon His Matura is accessible on the internet and he had a 6 in Maths and physics
Thanks for that useful additional information.
No
Aber trotzdem glaubt es irgendwie nie jemand 😂😂😂 alle sagen dann, ne das stimmt nicht der ist wirklich durchgefallen. 🤣
“PASGETTI”
*wild cheering*
Good thing we have freedom of speech or that would be us.
RideTn
Without the first amendment we’d all be saying “pasgetti” instead of “spaghetti.” What a horrible fate
@@julianbell9161 No being forced to agree with everything your leader thinks. Facism is leftism.
Spoiler he is not saying spaghetti😂
@@jenkostyle273 No one said anything about that. Smh
“Spaghetti” THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
Lol
*pasgetti*
@@potatoedeets450 pasgeatie
Pashhetti
7 - 2
Fun fact: The first Autobahn was in fact build under Konrad Adenauer, the German chancellor after WWII, who at the time was mayor of cologne. It’s located between Cologne and Bonn. Adenauer was kind of a badass anyway. During the Nazi Regime he did on one memorable occasion refuse to greet Hitler, when he came to visit Cologne and even forbade to put up the swastika on public bridges, unrelated to this incident he lost his position, hid for a while in a monastery and was questioned by the NS multiple times, one leading to his incarceration. He went on to become chancellor of Germany from 1949 till 1963, in a major time of economic growth and political change (the first predecessor of the European Union was founded back then).
The B9 was the first autobahn?!
Seems Germany had good leadership after the war.
@@concept5631 That’s a joke!
He was also racist himself, had racist ministers, and if he was major of cologne in the war, helped to round up and kill thousands of roma. Just because he didnt like the nazis/hitler does not mean that he was a perfect guy.
@@concept5631 germany had the same leadership after the war as before, just without hitler and a few other highprofile nazis. But where do you think milions of teachers, lawyers, judges and policeman come from after the war? most of them where the same as before.
Mussolini: spaghetti
Italian audience: *massive amount of applause
Did you know that you had to clap and cheer for every single little thing that he and all other dictators did and some still do because if you didn’t, it was shown as a sign of treason towards your country and you were killed along with your family or sent to prison
Noah Carmona yes but still it’s Italians and spaghetti, they don’t need to be told to clap
President Obama fax
I can’t tell If y’all are just joking or truly believe he said spaghetti
Sto Cazzo what did you think it is
People think Einstein failed maths because in Switzerland (where he graduated) 6 is the best mark possible, whereas in Germany, where he lived later, 6 is the worst mark and 1 is the best.
@sO gUyS wE dId It False. At the time he was only 16, he didn't get in College on his first try because it was a very highly selective school (not being picked to get into MIT or Harvard doesn't mean you flunked out). Also the only subject where he got a low grade (not failed mind you) was in foreign languages which was required for entry and which he didn't care about, everything else was stellar.
www.einstein-website.de/z_biography/chronological_table.html
www.snopes.com/fact-check/einstein-rejection-letter/
@sO gUyS wE dId It You talk like he was a failure because just he couldn't get into one of the most prestigius colleges at age 16 lol
who needs maths when youre smart enough to cheat the system like that tho
People with that pfp are not to be respected.
There your 1k like from me
“More Weight” - Biggest Giga Chad in History
“The Thunder Chad”
His grave is right down my street.
Can’t go walking out of my house without thinking of it
*adds blue whale*
@@Smile4theKillCam456 Cool. There was a dead body on my street once when I was a kid. I saw it on my way to school.
@@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 Chad Thundercock
3:14
FINALLY
im italian and im sick to hear people saying that "at least trains were punctual"
Yeah, people saying that are 100% just fans of him that won't admit it
@@slendveny7191 Truth
“They ate meat and worked in 3-month shifts”...that’s one of the most random series of characteristics I’ve seen spoken aloud 😂
And here I thought ten hour shifts were too long.
Well ancient people sees the lower class not deserving of meat, because they were super expensive. Most of the poor eat a vegetable soup, a type of wheat crackers and other assortment of wheat cookings, fruit and the occasional wild game or meat left overs after the rich was done with them.
I honestly don't see how that correlates to them not being slaves. Slaves in those days weren't necessarily chattel slaves. Look at the Jews in Egypt. They had there own towns. They had meat. Basically lived normal lives but they were not free to leave and had to do what the pharaoh ordered. We look at ancient slavery too much like American slavery. American slavery was probably one of the worst forms of slavery in history. Apart from some of the European stuff in the Caribbean and south america (horrible torture)And ancient salt mine slaves. But those were basically criminals sentenced to death.
@@JG-id5vi I don't know about American slavery being the worst. I think people think so, because they look at American slavery under todays standarts, but acknowledge with other slavery that it were other times. But if you look at how normal people lived and were treated by employers during industrialisation, slaves were barely worse off.
"I'm a simple man, I eat meat and work 3 month shifts"
i swear he changed the title of this video bc i don’t remember this video having this title which probably means that Sam O’Nella is still alive which is epic.
Holy shit, I think you’re right. I don’t remember the “bring up at family dinner” part of the title.
I was looking for this comment
Me neither, maybe in some we will see again a video about interesting facts with monstruous yet hillarious drawings.
@@antoninocuffaro2804 hmmm I do
@Kne3cap wait rly?? where did he say that?
God being portrayed as Wikipedia sitting infront of a TV blasting static is literally the most sam o’nella thing I’ve ever seen
As opposed to figuratively?
@@TBustah nah god is literally wikipedia's sitting in front of a tv playing static
@@clairebearsharksunglasses4753 But how is that “literally the most sam o’nella thing” that not ryan has seen? “Literally” is not a generic superlative, the implication is that it could be figuratively so.
BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT
@@TBustah y u asking me and not Ryan :/
"But hey" is the best Sam O'Neill line of all time
the reason people say he cut down a cherry tree is because cherry trees are hard as shit and very difficult to cut down with just an axe
He stronk
@@aryssamansfield9735 google translated your comment to “hey stump” lol
@@jharris2321 same lol
@@jharris2321 that is what Washington said after he cut down the tree
ah, so george washington was the chad and not giles corey
Fun Fact: There are more airplanes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky.
correct me if i’m wrong. but is this not obvious as submarines aren’t in the fucking sky?
@@remdixon1526 The joke is how obvious it is.
@@Xertsaa dude already got corrected. you’re not funny.
@@ObeyBunny omg ok i’m slow as fuck whoops
@@Xertsaa 3 'o's dumbass
Family dinner:
Me: So basically Hitler...
GIORNO!
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
The jojo fans have arrived-
Wait werent we supposed to mention Joseph-
Pasgegghti
@Miles what the shit
The iron maiden reference always has me cackling. One of the dopest bands of all time 😂❤
At least Abraham Lincoln was still born in a log cabin he built with his own hands
Abraham lincoln prestige'd himself
How did he build a log cabin before even being born?
@@ziadahmedsamy dumbaas
@@ziadahmedsamy BRO.... he just did
@@ziadahmedsamy He was the president he could've had it built for him
He also forgot that Emperor Napoleon Boneparte wasn't short. He was an average height for his age. British propaganda made the myth that Napoleon was a midget.
The myth was created based on the fact that for some group of elite French soldiers, one of the requirements was to be at least 6 ft tall, which was above average then.
Heyo don’t call short people midgets it’s rude and offensive,call them either a little person ,dwarf or just call em short if they don’t have dwarfism
beside whats named above french feet (measurement unit) at the time where slightly bigger than british feet.
So when the french said "hes 4'11" the brits all started wheezing and the french didnt know why
@@naomimiller5636 lmao imagine getting offended over something that is literally harmless.
@@alliedanchor8864 bro I’m just trying to say that people with dwarfism dont like being called midgets and people should stop using the word for anything other than pickles lmao
"The Pyramids weren't actually built by slaves"
*History channel wants to know your location*
The history channel would probably say they were built by aliens tbf, although they could've been slave aliens
@@Gamerguy-wz1sd i watched ancient aliens on the history channel for 5 hours straight just so i can be able to make more memes
Remember when History Channel was Competent I don't
My jewish relatives want to know more about this lol
@@BaileyGoldstein I dunno what you're family believes, but don't most Jewish people believe that the stuff written in the Bible isn't meant to be historical and more of an Allegory of how shitty they were treated throughout most history
You don’t need to explain yourself, we are just so happy to see you back.
I laughed way harder at "Pohsketti" than I should have.
3:32
Same
why is pasghetti funny. is there something i dont know?? i am hella curious now.
@@kanishcktewatia597 Nah its just funny to hear outta nowhere, no one expected it thats why its funny
Pohsketti sounds like the Polish equivalent of the Italian dish.
My favorite monthly dose of raw chicken
I see you everywhere
Furfag
Zeke Chan ???
Zeke Chan he is not a furry, he said it in his name
you literally play roblox LOL
The Titanic actually had MORE lifeboats than was legally required. They had 20 including collapsible boats. The problem was that the law required a certain amount of lifeboats based on tonnage of the ship, rather than how many the ship could hold.
Needless to say, after the ship sank, these rules changed.
Lmao how ironic
@@GwakGwak-ct8yv ha, cause she was made out of iron.
Did you know the reason the Titanic sunk was a really due to a fire in the engine room prior to its departure. This was recently discovered and proven by photos at the time, so the ship couldn't slow down and couldn't steer away
@@reafux6998 so the whole iceberg thing was just the cherry on top?
@@GwakGwak-ct8yv just the tip of the iceberg
The line about Iron Maiden always gets me no matter how many times I watch this one. \m/
I feel something light up inside me every time I see you upload.
Tommy Jarvis
Its called sexual arousal
fret weed ?
You should get that looked at. It could be a tumor....
How could anyone not like you? You are the greatest man that ever lived. And you didn't even cut down a cherry tree
...or did he?
Bold of you to assume I have a family I can dine with
Chandrakanta Patil I I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the knee
If this is true, that’s kinda sad.
@Colton Moore Like feeling superior to others over a YT joke? That's what I call pathetic.
You do realize that judging by how he frased his comment he DOES NOT HAVE a family to dine with. So they might all be dead or he doesn't live with his parents anymore, something like that.
Chandrakanta Patil tbh
@@Haki145 Bruh its Phrased*
Iron Maiden are absolutely real. I've even seen them in concert once and it was the best experience of my entire life.
*PAHSKETTI*
(Crowd cheers)
I wonder why he was even talking about spaghetti
@darklordster guess they really love spagehetti
*Chris O'Neil has entered the chat*
Sawcon Deez nuts because they are italian
Actually during the Salem witch trials, the man who was crushed to death by rocks was crushed during an interrogation. His wife was on trial for being a witch, and he refused to "admit" that she was a witch. He stood by her, just asking for more weight, until he died. He was never on trial for being a witch, his wife was.
Connor Chan I had heard that it was also because not responding to the charges either way meant that his property was not forfeit and his sons would still inherit, however I have no idea if that's true or if it comes from the crucible.
What a hero.
Makes him even more badass.
MISCONINCEPTION
It's called 'peine forte et dure' (old French) and would be used to punish somebody for refusing to plead guilty / not guilty. If you pleaded guilty, you'd be executed and your property 'escheated' to the crown, and if you pleaded not guilty you'd risk being found guilty and your property would still be taken. However, you can't escheat property from the estate of somebody who was never tried, nor can you try a person once they're dead. When they first abolished peine forte et dure, those refuisng to plead were just presumed to plead guilty. These days if you refuse to plead, you're treated as pleading not guilty. It meant people could choose to endure a slow, agonising death to leave property behind for their family, rather than face trial.
This wouldn't be used under any circumstances to interrogate a witness however. Giles Corey was being charged for witchcraft, not his wife. A person, even back then, couldn't be compelled to testify against their spouse.
Weirdly, peine forte et dure was the court's way of respecting the rule of law by not putting words into a person's mouth - I like that they thought it was more humane to crush somebody with rocks than to compel speech. We could use a bit of that spirit today (with a pinch of salt).
I would love it if Mr. O'Nella would do a video on archaic trial methods / punishments.
“More.... Weight.” -Giles Corey
Sounds like something someone would say in a BDSM... idk
Like
Hello There He liked his women thicc
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 lol
More weed
That's one Heavy... Metal
sam bringing up giles corey is like when your favorite music artist pops up somewhere you don’t expect them. i’ve recently read The Crucible and was not aware he was a real person who actually died that way
Fun fact: Oxford University has been here longer than the Aztec Empire
woww
Also, Cleopatra was alive closer to us today than to the time the pyramids were built.
I mean ofc, she came later than Alexander the Great, the dynasty he and his men created, she’s an heir too, whoever Alexander put in charge when he drove off the Persians
But where was it before?
No it hasn’t
fun fact: the opposite of waterfall is firefly
Well yeah, aside from the fact that neither fire, flying nor water have opposites.
More _fun,_ less *fact,* I found :)
@@ryans756 That and the fact that the closest thing to the opposite of fall isn't "fly", it's "rise".
@@funkalicious02 Our work here is done. **High fives** :D
@@funkalicious02 Sunrise
You guys must suck at parties
When he talks about the witch trials, he is referring to the American ones. The European ones most definitely had burnings.
Edit: I am aware that the Salem witch trials is the American one, I am just saying that the European ones had burnings.
My dad beats me anyways 🤷♂️
I mean, he says Salem witch trials which is in America
@@trexasaurus5322 you know there's more than one Salem, right?
@@skyshack4194 Salem Witch Trials were in Massachusetts.
European Witch Trials took place in Fulda, Germany ;Trier, Germany; Basque , French Territory ;Würzburg, Germany ; and Bamburg, Germany. Now Salem is not just in Massachusetts... there is a Salem in Germany however no actual case happened in Salem, Germany even though most other witch trials were in Germany... though I'll continue my research and if i can find a bit of information on a trial in Salem Germany I'll edit this.
@@KirtisPrintsStuff thank you
Sam’s hands down my favorite dude to forget about, rediscover later, and binge every video he’s made
I thought the Buddha on the thumbnail was Jabba the Hut
It showed up in the "elder Scrolls Topic" section. I though the Iron Maiden was the Night Mother's coffin.
That's not Buddha, have you learned nothing?
TheYellowPixel - OSRS SAME
TheYellowPixel - OSRS I think you mean the Budai
@@yaakov1039 Same thing
"At least Iron Maiden was real. They were as real as it gets, still are, don't you forget it."
*FUCK. YEAH.*
UP THE IRONS
ABBA, too!
@@briangiesen2015 NOOOOOO ONLY IRON MAIDEN
When i was in high school, you could tell the badass kids, because they wore Iron Maiden t shirts
HELL THE FUCK YEAH!
At least Iron Maiden was real
They were as real as it gets
Still are
Don't you forget it
This channel is full with wisdom
Valentin S. UP THE IRONS
Alyssa Courtney Nah its
IRON
MOTHERFUCKING
SONS
OF
BITCHING
GOD
DAMNING
MAIDEN
as soon as he mentioned iron maiden I just have galloping bass stuck in my head. help
Daniel Cook You don’t need help, Niko is just that good he implants himself into you and you can never shake him
@@1m3agle the trooper
One note on Giles Corey: his wife was accused of being a witch and he agreed that she should be punished, however, due to affiliation with his wife, he was also accused and that's when he was done with salems malarkey
You didn't mention napoleon not being short? Boy
His length was described in feet, but a French foot was larger than an English foot. Napoleon was average size for his time
He was still short considering his position in society. He was shorter than all the aristocrats
you acting like he was supposed to put every historical misconception ever
Louis the XVI (the king of France that was decapitated) was 6’1. So for his status, yeah, he was short
@@nana8286 is this with or without the head?
actually he would be taller than some other European rulers at that time
On the Einstein thing:
The misconception probably comes from the fact that Germany and Switzerland both use a similar grading system where students are graded from numbers 1 to 6. The difference is that in Germany the best grade is 1 and the worst is 6, while in Switzerland (where Einstein went to school) it's the other way around
lupusgirl64 that
actually makes a ton of sense
Wow! I had no idea, that makes a lot of sense if true!
He did fail the entrance exam to Eidgenössische Technische Hochschule. He passed the math and science portions, but failed the other sections.
@darklordster It is, everyone calls it ETH though.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ETH_Zurich
mom: yeah so the school probably won't open next school year
me:
me:
me: lol yeah that's so sad anyways did u know the iron maidens weren't even used to torture people
Jesus christ there are 3 you
You clone youself?
@@Visceralx1 i don't think i did, wdym? i only commented this once?
@@marisleong8725 because it says "me" 3 times, my dude :) no worries
@@clusterfuckingfantastic wait was there a comment that looked like mine i'm so confused
@@marisleong8725 it's a joke about you saying
Me:
Me:
Me:
I actually brought up one of these during a family dinner last night, very useful stuff
Giles: *being crushed*
Purists witch hater: WHO DO YOU WORK FORRRRR?!?!?
Giles: SCOOPS AHOY!
Heh, Scoops. Scoops Ahoy.
Hey, I get that reference!
Stranger things
made my day ‼️😹
No, I said “more weight”
i actually brought up the buddha one at a family dinner and my mom almost slapped me upside the head and said it was a liberal conspiracy
r/thathappened
@@kentvines r/ihavereddit
As a Buddhist, that's quite offensive to me
Dennis Brännvall r/ionlyspeakinmemes
Everything a liberal conspiracy these days
*cant wait to see you in 2 years*
you mean too moths?
PUBLIC EDU HAS FAILED ME ONCE AGAIN
PackerFan Gamer fuck you
PackerFan Gamer *you need a cookie*
GSX no you
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Here you go: Most "post-mortem" Victorian photos that show babies with their eyes closed, people propped up with stands, or people with weird or sickly looks are just THAT: sleeping babies, people propped up with stands to help them hold still for the long exposure times, and people who WERE sick or who were scared by the camera flash. While there ARE post-mortem photos, the whole thing got WAY overblown on the internet with stories about photographers supposedly routinely propping up dead people along with living relatives. It was a way for people to sell otherwise unremarkable Victorian photos for higher prices. If you can't objectively prove that the person in an old photo is dead (in a coffin, surrounded by flowers, etc.) then don't pay a high price for that photo.
For some reason, when George Washington cuts down a cherry tree it’s called “honest.” But when I cut down a cherry tree it’s considered “destruction of private property” and, “trespassing” smh 😒
Trash Boy
Lmao
@Miles pls this is not the place
@Miles Are you being serious or sarcastic?
@Miles bot
George was a person that most people knew and there for nobody gets mad but if you do nobody really cares and call it that, like I just ripped out my nieghbuors grass and they call a lawsuit but when they kill there chickens they never get a lawsuit
I feel silly now. I thought that “chopping down cherry trees” was a euphemism for taking virginities.
(Not American)
That is so much better
Dr. Phil aye my dawg philly g, what’s good homie, how u been
To be honest, in America, a lot of things are euphemisms for losing your virginity. Hell, Americans could turn anything into a sexual innuendo by quirking an eyebrow.
I like your version better
It sounds a bit more wholesome. Better than "popping cherries"
is it ok if I use that in the future?
Giles Corey was pressed for refusing to “stand before the court”.
“The Court of Oyer and Terminer strictly adhered to the requirement that a defendant "put himself on the country". Because Giles stood mute, he was given the dreaded sentence of peine forte et dure even though this procedure had been determined to be illegal by the government of Massachusetts. It was illegal for two reasons: there was no law permitting pressing, and it violated the Puritan provisions of the Body of Liberties regarding the end of barbarous punishment. In the entire history of the United States, Giles Corey is the only person ever to be pressed to death by order of a court”. Source: University of Virginia
Talk about "pressing charges"
Ricky Basilone lol, good one.
@Miles shut up bitch
@@fart63 Who would've guessed someone named fart could be such an asshole?
@@matturner6890 how can the word fart upset you so much but someone pushing their religion down everybody’s throats not?
I never knew Sam was an Iron Maiden fan 🤘
A fully animated episode of Sam O'Nella Academy is my reoccurring wet dream.
*Sam
damonella
A change of his formula would piss me off
Love that shout out to Iron Maiden. There truly are are real as it gets
Same
Fear of the duck, fear of the f***,
@@lukelyall5879 "Be dead or be DAD"
@@lukelyall5879 Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a duck is always near
Seconding this and the shoutout to Siddhartha Gautama (the Buddha)
Giles Corey actually had a very good reason for refusing to enter a plea. If he entered a plea, they could start the trial, which would result in his conviction, execution, and the confiscation of his property. If he died before entering a plea, his property would be left to his family as he wouldn't be a convicted witch. IIRC, there was reason to believe that he was accused so that the accuser or an associate of them could get his land or something. Ensuring that your descendants got your inheritance and the assholes who wanted you dead wouldn't profit from their scheme must have felt really good, though being slowly crushed to death probably spoiled the moment.
dude was so hardcore tbh
He went out like a complete fucking badass. Respect
Now that he came back, I get to watch all of his videos again
I get unhealthily excited when you upload. I’m already laughing in anticipation and I’m 2 seconds in
*Sees group of college grads reminiscing about their college days
“Hey guys. Couldn’t help but overhear you talking about your days of debauchery at university. I remember my college days.”
“Where’d you go to school?”
“I graduated Sam O’Nella Academy, class of 4:00 am.”
The George Washington was the one that always baffled me the most because all the rest of these are stuff that’s just been passed around casually, but the Cherry Tree story was one they actually told us in school, knowing it was a lie (kind’ve ironic; using a lie to teach kids not to lie). I don’t know if that’s something they still do, but I was definitely taught that one in school.
Yeah, everything they teach you in school is either a half-truth or a lie. BIG FUCKING SURPRISE!!
@@foolish_machiavellian3448 TWO PLUS TWO EQUALING FOUR IS A FUCKING *CONSPIRACY*
@@royalblanket Oh shit, I forgot about that. I'll try to do better bud.
You mean jorge washeton
That’s cause it wasn’t Washington it was Lincoln, he chopped it down and admitted it which is why they call him honest Abe. Idk where the lot of you even heard it was George.
9 months later and bro just drops this at 3 in the morning. aight bet
Actually the reason a historian said Einstein failed math is because he went to school in Poland and Poland and Germany have similar scoring thingies but they’re the opposite so Einstein aced math but in Germany the grade he got meant fail
It was an honest mistake
Half truth as well. He went to school in switzerland, where the grades are arranged from 6->1 with 1 being the worst. Usually with a 1->6 meassurement of grades, 1 is the best. So people saw Einstein had 6s all across math and just thought he failed it, when in fact he indeed aced it.
*angry swiss noices*
Actually, the reason is because he left school without graduation. Not because of math but because of his ADHD, i.e. his teacher hated him because he had no respect couldn't shut his mouth and was seditious. So when people started to behave like dipshits in school and where kicked out they would say don't worry Einstein also didn't finish school. (and they still do so here in Germany, i never heard anyone ever saying that he failed in math) In Switzerland, he was not accepted in one University because he failed a french test, which might be another reason. For all of his life he was a formidable student in natural sciences and math, he only struggled with languages.
ACCXTRTTTTTUUUUUAALLLY
You forgot poland?
Franz Ferdinand Him leaving school and him supposedly failing math are two different stories. And people do say that he failed math, at least I've heard that way more often than the story about him leaving school.
And the reason for people to think Einstein failed math was indeed the different grading systems.
"Thank you, Iron Maiden, for sponsoring this video."
@Miles bruh
@Miles bruh moment
@Miles did you know you can use a bucket of water to negate fall damage
@Miles Six six six, the number of the beast. Hell and fire was spawned to be released. Six six six, the number of the beast. Six six six, the one for you and me!
@Miles Hey, do you see what's in my hands? It's a compass. We're going to find who asked.
I have never heard anyone excuse Hitler's behavior by saying "at least he built the Autobahn"
Where do you live? :s
Most of the time they also bring up low crime rates, economic growth and of course the youth organizations.
The only one I hear is "Hitler wasn't so bad, afterall he killed Hitler"
Or that his paintings weren’t too bad if you ignore the weird perspectives.
@@zebradiahshyperlapse2339 :D
Iron Maiden is still as real as it gets. DAMN RIGHT BOI
Whenever my dad said you can see the wall of China from space I was like “isn’t it too thin” but I just thought I was a dumb kid
That happens with most urban legends and similar; sadly peer pressure is strong.
What you can see from space, and is the origin of the misconception, is the effect on local biomes. You can see the line of the wall due to that even though you cannot see the wall itself.
In Salem no witches where actually burnt but in Europe there where huge “Burnpiles” where they would execute the witches
Noup, and even if that were true, the madness of the Inquisition had evaporated many many years before that all that Puritan crazyness in North America
@@diegoivanpescadorpadilla5142 I think you've confused the inquisition with the witch-hunts that occurred in Europe. 32,000 individuals were executed under the Spanish Inquisition while in Europe the estimates of the number of people who were executed for witchcraft vary from about 40,000 to 100,000. No where near that many were executed in North America.
Fun fact: no witches were ever burnt on the stake in Europe, because witches do not exist
@@Lemon_Inspector fun fact ..shut up
@@Lemon_Inspector You dare insult an entire religion, you worthless scrap?!
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Wow, that's profound.
No way
Source???
@@occ86 my backyard
Together, we can stop this from happening.
Sam O’Nellas Animation design is already a fuckin masterpiece, I’m crying of joy because of how beautiful it is
never imagined sam would be sponsored by serious people ahahahaha
Ian Chua theyve never actually watched his videos "what this guy has how many subscribers? Okay we'll give him a shotx you said his channel is called sammy boy?"
I like how the crowd cheered for mussolini when he just fucking said “spaghetti”
Loqt They were the grandparents of "my speghet" memers.
Allende Pacheco tru
arms weak
ノック knees weak, arms are heavy
mom 'pasgeddi
Einstein made his degree in Switzerland where the best rating you could get was a 6, which is coincidentally the worst one in Germany. Hence the first biographers got that one wrong
wasn't it like, 1 was the highest and 10 was the lowest?
ultratronger no
ultratronger da fuq is that from
rape me by nirvana
@@ultratronger no, it only goes from 1 to 6
The wife and were discussing the origins of The Fist Bump...we think this could be an inciteful and freakin hilarious video ...Your the best
OH MY GOD WHEN MUSSOLINI SAID PASGHETTI I LITERALLY DIED
Lynx Heathweru SO THEN HOW DID YOU LITERALLY TYPE THAT COMMENT
Lynx Heathweru *I AM DECEASED*
HE DIDNT
I rewatched just those few seconds at least a dozen times
RIP
Sam O’Nella, please come back with more content. You rock.
He is not rock he is thorium
Sadly it seems his rock encountered paper and not scissors...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
He bacc
@@noneofyourbeeswax01 my god your comment could not have aged any worse
Hitler: had first ever anti-smoking campaign
Mussolini: showed us what happens when you break someone's head and put it back together like a 3D puzzle
*P a s k e t t i*
Also Nazi Germany (or Hitler for that matter): first government with laws against animal abuse and strict environmental laws. The latter obviously being before the war
There is always good to be found with the bad. Who would have guessed it?
@@jeremiahwright4450 well, they wouldn't have had a lot of support from the people otherwise...
@@jeremiahwright4450 Depends on how you see it. I don't see more regulations as good. Hitler was also a vegan, and tried to be an art student, two things I deeply despise.
Fucking Hippies making the World a miserable place since 1830.