Scandalous Popes of the Middle Ages

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @grantl9561
    @grantl9561 5 лет назад +4046

    5:37
    "They began to scramble frantically, like that cook at Denny's i held at gunpoint."
    Dear lord that has got to be the funniest word play i've heard in a while.

    • @vin_2620
      @vin_2620 5 лет назад +60

      Oooh I get it now.

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 5 лет назад +18

      I didn't get it yet... =/

    • @tylercoates4814
      @tylercoates4814 5 лет назад +28

      @@steinmaniac7920 falling down, falling down is the movie lol

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 5 лет назад +9

      @@tylercoates4814 Oh, okay. I still don't get it, because I have no recollection of the movie. Every memory of mine concerning 1993 is overwritten by the release of "Bat Out Of Hell 2". That was a good god damn year for music...
      I hvae not splet in two dyas and now my room is mnletig.
      F*ck "Dance Into May" and all the rest of our German traditions regarding the 30th of April and May Day. It's not good for my sleep rhythm...
      Thank you, tho. =)

    • @scottfergusonart
      @scottfergusonart 5 лет назад +78

      @@steinmaniac7920 "They began to SCRAMBLE frantically, like that cook at Denny's i held at gunpoint"

  • @jebnordost7487
    @jebnordost7487 Год назад +997

    I regularly mumbled “Pastafasul, I am a fool” to myself when I did something stupid for the past couple of month, but I forgot where it came from. Now I am thrilled to know it’s origins again!

    • @liimlsan3
      @liimlsan3 Год назад +20

      It was also in a Simpsons episode from 2006 or so ("The Wife Aquatic?"), a silent film with an Italian stereotype, and it has to be even older than that.

    • @LangravioShosh
      @LangravioShosh 11 месяцев назад +12

      Pasta e fasul means pasta with beans in most of italian "dialects"

  • @YokoSpaghetti
    @YokoSpaghetti 5 лет назад +8345

    "Like the cook at Denny's when I held him at gunpoint"
    Christ, sam..

    • @helltubejackie1086
      @helltubejackie1086 5 лет назад +35

      Time stamp?

    • @crazycanuck4617
      @crazycanuck4617 5 лет назад +131

      5:38 i think

    • @alanrios9422
      @alanrios9422 5 лет назад +66

      Why is no one else talking about this

    • @cwmd7651
      @cwmd7651 4 года назад +50

      Tom Spagnola I know right? I mean, at least it should’ve been the cashier!

    • @taylor5065
      @taylor5065 4 года назад +16

      Alan Rios it’s my favorite quote from him

  • @alexschneider1667
    @alexschneider1667 3 года назад +7204

    Fun fact: The reason that John XII got pissed at the subdeacon and murdered him is because the deacon said he should stop his sinning lifestyle and be a child of god (yknow be a good catholic)

    • @Falkenhorst2000
      @Falkenhorst2000 3 года назад +313

      Makes you wonder why that guy was even elected to be pope in the first place... or was that whole process not a thing back then?

    • @decimusausoniusmagnus5719
      @decimusausoniusmagnus5719 3 года назад +515

      @@Falkenhorst2000 yeah, but the election was done by a very small circle of Italian aristocrats, the vast majority of whom were connected by blood and knew each other. Pope Gregory the Something th changed that with some reforms I can't remember.

    • @Falkenhorst2000
      @Falkenhorst2000 3 года назад +42

      @@decimusausoniusmagnus5719 I see, thanks for the info!

    • @heinzklausner3850
      @heinzklausner3850 3 года назад +14

      @@Falkenhorst2000 plus most of the cardinals got their position through connections and money making them prime targets for coruption and bribery most popes back then "bought" their way into the papacy.

    • @jotaroswetfart6095
      @jotaroswetfart6095 3 года назад +194

      Imagine killing someone for telling you to do your job

  • @PeeperSnail
    @PeeperSnail 4 года назад +21475

    Love that start of laughter when he finishes the “Yes, pasta fazoole I am a foole!” line. I wonder how many takes that took?

    • @thelearningmethod
      @thelearningmethod 4 года назад +359

      OVER 9,000!!!!!

    • @thebassrogue
      @thebassrogue 4 года назад +539

      I bet just one but he cut it just right lol

    • @Panknight
      @Panknight 4 года назад +54

      Pasta for zule

    • @the_renaissance
      @the_renaissance 4 года назад +290

      "yes, pasta fazoole I am a fool" *breath*

    • @skylarwalls3227
      @skylarwalls3227 4 года назад +55

      @@thelearningmethod I immediately looked to see how old your comment was and it disappointed to see it was only 3 weeks ago

  • @drewtime1
    @drewtime1 5 лет назад +39244

    Sam O' Nella is always saying hi to us kids, but we never say hi back.
    Hey Sam.

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 5 лет назад +863

      Ho, Samuel
      Edit: I forgot about this comment
      Why the fuck did you like this garbage?

    • @dexis9412
      @dexis9412 5 лет назад +628

      Howdy, Samantha

    • @mikepaul2289
      @mikepaul2289 5 лет назад +527

      Ahoy, Samwise

    • @lee_1292
      @lee_1292 5 лет назад +471

      Greetings, Samwell.

    • @yxGu-lj3li
      @yxGu-lj3li 5 лет назад +383

      Salutations Samuel o’nella

  • @dogeiscutedog
    @dogeiscutedog 5 лет назад +8686

    "pasta fazool I am a fool"
    -Pope Formosus' Corpse

    • @LehySnek
      @LehySnek 5 лет назад +135

      *pasta e fasul

    • @anthonypolk18
      @anthonypolk18 5 лет назад +10

      H

    • @jaclynzinck4241
      @jaclynzinck4241 5 лет назад +41

      Top 10 Anime Quotes

    • @josephstalin8337
      @josephstalin8337 5 лет назад +69

      When he said that if you listen carefully you can hear him laugh for a second

    • @Mixpat69
      @Mixpat69 5 лет назад +23

      He is speaking the languageof gods

  • @OrangeJuiceDripping
    @OrangeJuiceDripping 3 года назад +303

    "After his corpse was seen providing miracles by the riverbed"
    Well you can't call bs on that when you just had his corpse put on trial and it was "giving" answers

  • @xnossisx5950
    @xnossisx5950 5 лет назад +8403

    "like the cook at dennys when i held him at gunpoint"
    please elaborate

    • @noahruff3420
      @noahruff3420 5 лет назад +807

      🥓🥄😶🤚 🔫😒

    • @ambylotl
      @ambylotl 5 лет назад +220

      Makes sense

    • @sidedsuns4264
      @sidedsuns4264 5 лет назад +148

      @@noahruff3420
      You want to spoon some chunks of meaty goodness, and he said please wait or I'll look at your dick, then you said I'll shoot you in a monotone voice such as the voice of Gene from the classic, Emoji Movie, which was released to theatres on yours truly's birthday, June 30?

    • @alphen9487
      @alphen9487 5 лет назад +39

      @@noahruff3420 why did that make me laugh so hard omfg

    • @sfsaviation
      @sfsaviation 5 лет назад +86

      🅱️igga who tf cook bacon with a spoon

  • @user-sl1wt1dv4y
    @user-sl1wt1dv4y 3 года назад +10048

    “And everything you did as pope is fake and dumb and stupid and dumb”
    Does this include him appointing you as a bishop?

    • @crist2885
      @crist2885 3 года назад +183

      It should

    • @cockatoo010
      @cockatoo010 3 года назад +75

      Could have been appointed by a previous pope

    • @graceyudha
      @graceyudha 3 года назад +199

      @@cockatoo010 no, formosus was the one appointed him

    • @julessamuels4588
      @julessamuels4588 3 года назад +204

      You make a joke but for like the next 100 years it was actually a huge issue as no one knew who was a real bishop or priest because the popes kept changing their minds on the issue.

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 3 года назад +2

      :0

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 5 лет назад +546

    *Time for my Sam O’Nella dosage of lesser known horrific and darkly fascinating historical stories.*

    • @drhoneybadger
      @drhoneybadger 5 лет назад +2

      You should watch Horrible History, a British kid's show. Actually way solid

  • @johnparker7732
    @johnparker7732 Год назад +266

    Fun fact the first pope had a literal joint problem and when he addressed crowds with his hand his pinky and pointer finger were titled down and literally every pop after him did and still does this

    • @AB-bh6rb
      @AB-bh6rb 7 месяцев назад +11

      Pinky and ring finger*

  • @maplegumm
    @maplegumm 5 лет назад +26353

    If only Sam O’ Nella used skillshare to increase his upload schedule

    • @user-fz3ip3ke8p
      @user-fz3ip3ke8p 5 лет назад +922

      I like it this way more. Quality over quantity

    • @wesleysull
      @wesleysull 5 лет назад +869

      He's an engineering major with finals. Shocking that he got one out at all.

    • @samdawolf
      @samdawolf 5 лет назад +48

      We need moar

    • @harveyrouen4655
      @harveyrouen4655 5 лет назад +112

      his uploads have become way more common recently

    • @PBAnime
      @PBAnime 5 лет назад +25

      @@wesleysull What type of engineering is he doing?? ya know? :)

  • @skylerclyne6542
    @skylerclyne6542 4 года назад +12217

    The “papal bull” joke was much funnier than a lot of people give it credit for, well done.

    • @Peapolop
      @Peapolop 4 года назад +45

      Yesssssss.

    • @picgmr1575
      @picgmr1575 4 года назад +49

      i dont get it

    • @zxyAprte124
      @zxyAprte124 4 года назад +568

      @@picgmr1575 cows give beef which is slang for fight the male version of the cow is bull so papal bull is pope fight

    • @hobbitjaffa
      @hobbitjaffa 4 года назад +63

      @@zxyAprte124 cows don’t give “beef”
      Humans steal it

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing 4 года назад +420

      @@hobbitjaffa give steal the only difference is one includes a skull crusher

  • @anonunknown933
    @anonunknown933 4 года назад +2118

    "With Great Power, Comes Great Tomfoolery."
    Amen.
    It is a universal law that applies to the most powerful dictators, to the lowly 5th grade Minecraft Admins.

  • @Cecilpedia
    @Cecilpedia 4 месяца назад +80

    Recently I had the amazing privilege of visiting the Vatican, and the tour guide pointed out where in Saint Peter's Basilica the body of Pope Formosus was interred. I asked him "is it the same Pope Formosus that was put on trial and thrown in the river?" And he grinned and said "Finally someone else knows that story!"

    • @mueezadam8438
      @mueezadam8438 3 месяца назад +1

      Wow!

    • @kindleto-thecorn
      @kindleto-thecorn 10 дней назад +1

      It's like whenever a teacher says "great question!" God, you're lucky

  • @Mark-ih9dm
    @Mark-ih9dm 5 лет назад +219

    Theres nothing that warms the soul more than the sweet sound of a Sam O'Nella video intro.

  • @agomez7740
    @agomez7740 4 года назад +720

    Actually, formosus' corpse was put on trial again by Sergius III, and thrown into the river again.

    • @elliottlupin
      @elliottlupin 4 года назад +8

      Technically it's actually Stephan the 7th, yes, I know you're joking tho

    • @agomez7740
      @agomez7740 4 года назад +70

      @@elliottlupin I was not joking. Stephan VI did put Formosus on trial a second time to reinstate him as a legitimate pope, but later, sergius the third put his corpse on trial a third time, condemned him again and threw his corpse to the tiber again

    • @agomez7740
      @agomez7740 4 года назад +15

      @@elliottlupin also it was stephan VI, not Stephan VII

    • @elliottlupin
      @elliottlupin 4 года назад +13

      @@agomez7740 there's controversy on whether he's the 6th or 7th, but the church names him as Stephan the 7th.

    • @OptimumTaurus
      @OptimumTaurus 4 года назад +11

      Right, the church at the time considered him Stephen VII, since the would-be Stephen II died before consecration. According to canon law pontificate doesn't start until consecration.. so I suppose for the sake of consistency, most people just call that one "Pope-elect Stephen" and keep the numbering going... eh, it's confusing.
      But anyway, while Sergius hated Formosus as much as Stephen did, he didn't convene another cadaver synod. A historian at the time incorrectly listed the synod as happening during Sergius's pontificate rather than Stephen's.
      Funny thing? "Formosus" means "handsome". A later pope (a rouge and tiara-wearing pope who wanted to be seen as handsome) who would be Paul II had to be talked out of naming himself Formosus II

  • @beetlebubz6469
    @beetlebubz6469 5 лет назад +247

    2:25 And I thought he had actual drawing skill, glad he's still our little stick boi

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 2 года назад +92

    Alexander VI would have loved the MLP fandom

  • @mzk9153
    @mzk9153 5 лет назад +757

    " And he died the way he lived , committing adultery " God i love this channel.

  • @ogmuffinman1470
    @ogmuffinman1470 4 года назад +5427

    Sam o’ Nella: *exist*
    Skillshare: I’m about fund this mans whole career

  • @asmodeus7956
    @asmodeus7956 5 лет назад +454

    "Seen performing miracles in the riverbank" "is this your card" made my day

    • @purple_breto
      @purple_breto 5 лет назад

      See the hat? That means I'm pope, P-O-O-P. Pope!

  • @jakeslater3014
    @jakeslater3014 2 года назад +229

    "And everything you did as pope, we legally declare to be fake and dumb and stupid and dumb"
    Gets me every time 1:40

  • @WeeYakk
    @WeeYakk 5 лет назад +571

    Shout out to Pope Honorius III who (possibly) wrote a book about how to summon demons.

    • @BilsonBoi
      @BilsonBoi 5 лет назад +40

      Yakk it’s a fucking scam, all I got were zombies :(

    • @meetlawf3238
      @meetlawf3238 5 лет назад +24

      @@BilsonBoi at least you got something cool, all it gave me is crippled horses

    • @JuanMiPibernus
      @JuanMiPibernus 5 лет назад +9

      Rudy Giuliani appeared in a puff of smoke when I tried it. Judge what you will.

    • @steveishere8808
      @steveishere8808 5 лет назад +11

      Yakk Every time I tried to summon a demon myself I kept summoning angels instead. I guess I should’ve used human blood for the ritual instead of holy water from a dollar store.

    • @Glace1221
      @Glace1221 5 лет назад +3

      Does it show how to summon a succubus?

  • @exzyyd392
    @exzyyd392 5 лет назад +5107

    "With great power comes great tomfoolery"
    "With great confidence comes great womfidence"
    "With great power comes...more power"
    Quotes I live by

    • @Chrys-ws5rx
      @Chrys-ws5rx 5 лет назад +36

      “With great duwang comes great buwang”

    • @degrengolada2360
      @degrengolada2360 5 лет назад +15

      With great power comes great response bill

    • @Kiruma_Tatsuki
      @Kiruma_Tatsuki 2 года назад +6

      @@Chrys-ws5rx chew

    • @pardner8919
      @pardner8919 2 года назад

      With great power comes great big booty bitches

    • @jayyz6154
      @jayyz6154 2 года назад +11

      with great power comes great need to take a nap

  • @haakondilling649
    @haakondilling649 5 лет назад +961

    You haven't seen the Sexually Active Popes article until you've clicked that little "talk" tab and seen the discussions behind it.

    • @unevencanines
      @unevencanines 5 лет назад +3

      So true!

    • @sparkz6381
      @sparkz6381 5 лет назад +69

      I’m intrigued but afraid

    • @haakondilling649
      @haakondilling649 5 лет назад +72

      @@sparkz6381 It's actually quite a controversial article. There are constant deletion petitions. Wikipedia drama is crazy.

    • @program4215
      @program4215 5 лет назад +52

      @@haakondilling649 Ah yes. Popes who are supposedly the representatives of god on earth committing numerous sins? Take it down! It's Heresy! Crazy how little people have changed in 900 years.

    • @fitzfizzy
      @fitzfizzy 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you for pointing me to that, it's amazing

  • @psychopomp2448
    @psychopomp2448 2 года назад +84

    5:31 "Guests began throwing chestnuts at the ladies, who got down on their hands and knees scrambling frantically like the cook at Denny's when I held him at gunpoint"

  • @paris2777
    @paris2777 4 года назад +8280

    “See the hat, that means I’m pope; P-O-O-P pope!”
    - Pope Stephen, 896

  • @oceanman_8370
    @oceanman_8370 5 лет назад +6387

    Could you imagine the look on Jesus's face when he met them after they died?

    • @boomdini9744
      @boomdini9744 5 лет назад +188

      Oceanman _ I feel like he’d be a little impressed

    • @sierra3644
      @sierra3644 5 лет назад +612

      assuming they made it up there 🙄🙄

    • @prophetmaster1708
      @prophetmaster1708 5 лет назад +106

      No because they went into a hole in the ground

    • @tigervalley62
      @tigervalley62 5 лет назад +249

      Prophetmaster: Straight to hell

    • @ramonpena8448
      @ramonpena8448 4 года назад +24

      @@tigervalley62 I'm sure. But just saying what part of hell? There are 3 main parts of hell

  • @jjasmineluv
    @jjasmineluv 3 года назад +5898

    Skillshare: Stops funding sam
    Sam: "wanna see a magic trick?"
    Sam: *Disappears*

  • @ercstomatosalad1086
    @ercstomatosalad1086 2 года назад +78

    5:05 that is fucking terrifying

  • @cr2777
    @cr2777 5 лет назад +3272

    “...And scrambled frantically like the cook at dennys when i held him at gun point ...”
    Lets just gloss right over that ✌️

    • @Ampher03
      @Ampher03 4 года назад +31

      I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t see that

    • @rustic2975
      @rustic2975 4 года назад +6

      I don't get the joke:(

    • @nickythehickey
      @nickythehickey 4 года назад +15

      Crippled Ninja scrambled eggs

    • @thelearningmethod
      @thelearningmethod 4 года назад +21

      Perrotet wrote: "Alexander and his family gleefully threw chestnuts on the floor, forcing the women to grovel around their feet like SWINE; they then offered prizes of fine clothes and jewelry for the man who could fornicate with the most women."

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +8

      @@thelearningmethod What i still do not get is how those two things correlate.

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 4 года назад +2869

    "If it's good enough for Jesus to be born in, it's good enough for your little Cardinal party!"
    I mean... he's not wrong.

    • @JRyan-lu5im
      @JRyan-lu5im 3 года назад +137

      In fact it seems even more right considering the supposed goals and origins of the religion. If elitist clergy think they're entitled pompous and excessive ceremonies, they literally fit into the bill of gluttony, envy, and pride.

    • @elsnocc6572
      @elsnocc6572 3 года назад +24

      "Your honor, he's not a cardinal he's just a deacon"

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts Год назад

      @@JRyan-lu5im Jesus Christ was saying that the Prostitutes and Tax Collectors were repenting and going to the Kingdom of Heaven sooner than the pompous, proud elite of about 2,000 years ago. He'd say to the latter crowd "You're like white-painted tombs; you look beautiful on the exterior, but inside, you're full of rot and dead man's bones."
      You know... Normal stuff for him to say, telling it like it *is.* People look at physical appearances, but God looks at the heart of the matter, the heart of a person, who a person *really* is. And the eyes and ears of the Lord are everywhere, witnessing the good and evil. He knows everything.

    • @DrTonnn
      @DrTonnn Год назад +1

      And my axe!

  • @Krzztl
    @Krzztl 4 года назад +15616

    "im the pope! P-O-O-P, Pope!“
    I died

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 года назад +279

      And just like Jesus, you are somehow alive again!
      IT’S A MIRACLE!

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 года назад +177

      @@conservat1vepatr1ot you could make a religion out of that.

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 3 года назад +100

      "Is this your card?"
      -Jesus reviving the Pope Formosis

    • @benfoley6472
      @benfoley6472 3 года назад +37

      im gonna be totally honest i didnt even notice lmfao

    • @lindsay8320
      @lindsay8320 3 года назад +3

      Then how did you type the comment

  • @mvd3775
    @mvd3775 Год назад +8

    Dude I'm on my annual Sam O'Nella rewatching session rn. It's wonderful

  • @malinasworld
    @malinasworld 5 лет назад +730

    Imagine being so petty you exhume your enemy's corpse and turn it into a ventriloquist's puppet to put it on trail

    • @wesleys6290
      @wesleys6290 5 лет назад +17

      Sounds kinda Trumpian.

    • @Unknown_31415
      @Unknown_31415 5 лет назад +10

      And end up being screwed by the guy that was dead

    • @asherdunlap7123
      @asherdunlap7123 5 лет назад +2

      5:18

    • @mariabackcountry
      @mariabackcountry 5 лет назад +2

      @@Unknown_31415 and then execute him via strangulation lol

    • @jmfirelord
      @jmfirelord 5 лет назад +1

      666 likes i've got a bad pasta fazool feeling about this

  • @mateuszfurtak6808
    @mateuszfurtak6808 5 лет назад +3295

    *Clicks on the Sexually Active Popes article*
    Wikipedia: This listing is incomplete, please help by EXPANDING IT

    • @jmc944
      @jmc944 5 лет назад +279

      Guess you gotta bang the Pope now

    • @TheCaptainNick
      @TheCaptainNick 5 лет назад +75

      Sure I got confirmed 2 weeks ago so I'm on my way

    • @SvenniTayivek
      @SvenniTayivek 5 лет назад +42

      Nooooooo....
      Think of the children D=

    • @Fashion040998
      @Fashion040998 5 лет назад +44

      Time to seduce some popes

    • @BoydSmurf
      @BoydSmurf 5 лет назад +9

      Chuck some 8 year old their way problem solved

  • @RestrictedHades
    @RestrictedHades 5 лет назад +3323

    Pope: worlds biggest hat wearer
    Abraham Lincoln: hold my axe

    • @naenaemister5048
      @naenaemister5048 5 лет назад +14

      m1abrams 1776 you mean his musket

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 лет назад +1

      Musket*

    • @RestrictedHades
      @RestrictedHades 5 лет назад +30

      I drank fuckitall, give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening my axe. - Abraham Lincoln

    • @blujade1278
      @blujade1278 5 лет назад +34

      Doug Dimmadome:

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 5 лет назад +30

      @@blujade12780.0 *owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?????*

  • @YouTubeaccoubr
    @YouTubeaccoubr 2 года назад +13

    5:27 this image perfectly captures Sam's history lessons

  • @vaclavcervinka65
    @vaclavcervinka65 5 лет назад +1259

    - Watches the video
    - Proceeds to watch CGP Gray's video on how to become a pope

    • @stephenflint3640
      @stephenflint3640 5 лет назад +34

      It should be noted that the whole cardinal sequestering and smoke voting thing came in somewhere in the middle of all these rather.... ungodly papal sitters.
      Course it didnt always help
      While were here, let me recommend Overly Sarcastic Productions Pope Fight videos for more shenanigans involving the Papal Throne

    • @Unconcerned_Orange
      @Unconcerned_Orange 5 лет назад +3

      how tho?

    • @Borderose
      @Borderose 5 лет назад +3

      God is calling. Destiny awaits!
      You could be Pope Awesome the First.

    • @thesupertsar4473
      @thesupertsar4473 5 лет назад +1

      Scuse me

  • @SmarkusAurelius
    @SmarkusAurelius 5 лет назад +1688

    My favourite Wikipedia page is "List of ethnic slurs by ethnicity"

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 5 лет назад +67

      Crooty much more reliable that the old Web 1.0 Racial Slur Database, where a good half of them are made up.

    • @BvousBrainSystems
      @BvousBrainSystems 5 лет назад +52

      Seen it, broadened my vocabulary

    • @david2618
      @david2618 5 лет назад +23

      @Justin Dolliver NICRA
      Black necrophile, may be specific, but all kinds of necros should be shamed.

    • @dogger7762
      @dogger7762 5 лет назад +1

      Crooty yes i love that wikipedia page haha

    • @violablaire6499
      @violablaire6499 5 лет назад +22

      I read this as list of ethnic sluts by ethnicity... I was temporarily impressed by wikis width of information

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +13459

    The way you draw horses makes them look miserable. They look fine, but their snouts are droopy and sad.

    • @DROGOC0P
      @DROGOC0P 4 года назад +43

      @@maihaiki888 It was a joke, dumbass

    • @DROGOC0P
      @DROGOC0P 4 года назад +32

      @@maihaiki888 idk man, I called you a dumbass because you sounded so arrogant. sorry too

    • @capra2935
      @capra2935 4 года назад +383

      Wow this actually ended all well and civil. High standard for some youtube comments. Good job.

    • @DROGOC0P
      @DROGOC0P 4 года назад +34

      @@maihaiki888 I said you sounded arrogant, not that you were. I apologized for calling you a dumbass, I thought you were one of those idiots that defend their idol to death, but clearly, you aren't.

    • @gamingman2720
      @gamingman2720 4 года назад +201

      That’s because he reused them from the video about phrases in which he drew an anxious horse

  • @theosouris7063
    @theosouris7063 3 года назад +65

    4:03 The entirety of the Big Time Rush cast when they see Carlos doing anything:

  • @emilstnt3495
    @emilstnt3495 5 лет назад +1806

    "anybody who makes a joke about nutting on someone's chest gets disqualified, it's too easy" seems like a peter griffin quote tbh

    • @PossiblyStephen
      @PossiblyStephen 4 года назад +3

      What about the mouth??🤔🤔👁👄👁

    • @petezah2686
      @petezah2686 4 года назад +1

      emilstnt too bad he could never say "nutting" on TV

  • @gamermoment4327
    @gamermoment4327 5 лет назад +1164

    Ah yes my bingeing of your channel has forced you to upload!

    • @chadchederson8240
      @chadchederson8240 5 лет назад +17

      Your prayers have been answered

    • @unkwn0032
      @unkwn0032 5 лет назад +2

      hello jord. i have come after you

    • @gooby8953
      @gooby8953 5 лет назад +1

      thanks

    • @steel7307
      @steel7307 5 лет назад

      I love benshapirohamburgerhelper

    • @horseradish843
      @horseradish843 5 лет назад

      Is that ben shapiro on your profile picture?

  • @danielguerrero2575
    @danielguerrero2575 5 лет назад +672

    List of time travelers:
    Joshua Norton (0:47)
    Craig the Cow: (1:12)
    Daniel Dancer w/ eyepatch (4:25)

    • @michaelmalloy6231
      @michaelmalloy6231 5 лет назад +26

      Daniel Guerrero am i in here too

    • @simeondoesstuffbg3881
      @simeondoesstuffbg3881 5 лет назад +35

      It must be a Daniel Dancer imposter. I refuse to believe Dancer would actually buy a time machine. Or an eyepatch for that matter.

    • @candycorn-
      @candycorn- 5 лет назад +14

      also at 4:25 are the meowing nuns

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 5 лет назад +5

      I really like this cameos.

    • @LaCoalicion.
      @LaCoalicion. 5 лет назад +9

      Also the Sister of the Daniel Lancer at 3:02

  • @MrMG-il5hv
    @MrMG-il5hv Год назад +29

    I just realized that there is a possibility that some of my ancestors could have originated from the banquet a chestnut (because I doubt they used protection), now the likelihood of that is not high because I am mostly Irish and Italian in origin, but the fact that it’s even a possibility kind of scares me.

  • @ryuuacross2329
    @ryuuacross2329 5 лет назад +207

    I hate how good that transition was from video to ad, its seamless. Great vid btw

    • @OrionIsDaBest777
      @OrionIsDaBest777 5 лет назад +4

      I rewarded Sam by actually sitting and watching the entire ad....I'm a good RUclips viewer!

    • @cgduude
      @cgduude 5 лет назад +1

      This was definitely in the top 3 segues I've seen

  • @maximummoisture2311
    @maximummoisture2311 5 лет назад +1074

    You really saved me, I almost had nothing to watch

  • @felixthecat4
    @felixthecat4 5 лет назад +963

    "anybody who makes a joke about nutting on someone's chest gets disqualified"
    awww chestnuts

    • @juicebox2757
      @juicebox2757 5 лет назад +2

      It’s too easy

    • @emileponcelet3439
      @emileponcelet3439 5 лет назад +2

      Cryptic u think youre funny huh? Thats exactly how someone acts without any friends

    • @gd_gd_gd_gd
      @gd_gd_gd_gd 5 лет назад +4

      Emile Poncelet I like shrimp

    • @gurukimci
      @gurukimci 5 лет назад +4

      @@emileponcelet3439 You seem so hurt.

    • @DragonRazor9283
      @DragonRazor9283 5 лет назад +2

      this comment chain pretty much sums up RUclips comments

  • @bigmac4325
    @bigmac4325 3 года назад +36

    5:35 That’s my favorite joke from this channel. The delivery is so fucking hilarious.

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 4 года назад +5223

    3:44 I mean, that's a half-decent point. If Jesus was born in a stable to poor parents, why do the "humble followers of his teachings" need giant gold-plated palaces?

    • @williamspencer1935
      @williamspencer1935 3 года назад +766

      The Roman Catholic Church basically looked at the Bible and decided that since they couldn’t make enough money and control people enough off of what Jesus taught, they’d have to come up with a whole bunch of their own rules and doctrines, most of which were entirely unbiblical

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 3 года назад +690

      @@williamspencer1935
      Jesus: [gives everything he can to the poor, the sick, and the unfortunate]
      The Church: So anyway, you're going to build us this stupidly big and lavishly decorated cathedral because, uhhh... God wants it. Oh, and we're not paying any taxes on it.

    • @williamspencer1935
      @williamspencer1935 3 года назад +320

      @@generalrubbish9513 exactly! That’s just one of the many reasons why the protestant reformation happened. When Bibles became available to regular people in the 16th century, a lot of them were like “hey wth why is the church literally not doing any of this” and decided to split off from the Roman Catholics! Now Protestantism still isn’t perfect by any means, (especially in America), but there ARE good churches that preach the real gospel of Christ without all of the extravagance that you see in all them old Cathedrals. (Like many 3rd world countries that just have church in houses or simple buildings!)

    • @augustus_lex6126
      @augustus_lex6126 3 года назад +61

      @@williamspencer1935 thats why I like the Orthodox Church although they still have finery but to me the stile they use looks more graceful and not gaudy but still beautiful, plus I consider them to be the legitimate Church

    • @vladtheimpala5532
      @vladtheimpala5532 3 года назад +8

      What makes you think that Joseph and Mary were poor?

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 5 лет назад +2100

    we all have guilty pleasures, be it cheetos, coffee, H O R S E P O R N, and scented candles!

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 5 лет назад +9595

    _Makes a video about popes_
    _Starts the video with "hey kids"_

  • @wakaran4419
    @wakaran4419 3 года назад +38

    4:39 I just opened a bag of cheetos wtf

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 5 лет назад +621

    I’m going to add “pasta fazool, I am a fool” to my vocabulary

  • @xenan7889
    @xenan7889 5 лет назад +725

    pope formosus: you will never get me alive
    stephen: do i look like i care

  • @zerbgames1478
    @zerbgames1478 5 лет назад +622

    See the hat? That means I'm Pope *P O O P* POPE

    • @davidpecina7332
      @davidpecina7332 5 лет назад +32

      "You better _three point that bitch into the briny deep right quick_ or I'm gonna raise hell...
      metaphorically"- Pope
      Stephen VI

    • @nathanricketts2415
      @nathanricketts2415 5 лет назад +2

      "Was dyslexia a thing back then?"

    • @zerbgames1478
      @zerbgames1478 5 лет назад

      @@nathanricketts2415 nope

  • @dyramics
    @dyramics 2 года назад +60

    bro sam can:
    -throw people into the sun
    -summon people at will
    -has boundless knowledge
    -pause time
    this man is LITERALLY the most powerful being ever

  • @smallpupper
    @smallpupper 4 года назад +3522

    Even the middle ages had Florida Men.

    • @Ethan5I5
      @Ethan5I5 4 года назад +22

      Even though there were no such thing as Floridians back then

    • @emilianorios4761
      @emilianorios4761 4 года назад +49

      Ethan515 pretty sure people have been living in Florida for a while

    • @burghelyaficionado9567
      @burghelyaficionado9567 4 года назад +41

      The thing about Florida is that it has really loose laws on censorship. Your state might be just as crazy, but the press won’t let that show.

    • @JoeMama-ce9xs
      @JoeMama-ce9xs 4 года назад +5

      @@Ethan5I5 woosh

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 3 года назад +12

      You mean "Roman men".

  • @fishbuddy547
    @fishbuddy547 5 лет назад +2432

    "See this hat?! It means I'm Pope. P-O-O-P Pope!"

    • @sonny1923
      @sonny1923 5 лет назад +31

      Best line

    • @samieb4712
      @samieb4712 5 лет назад +20

      1:53

    • @ImoowhenIPoo
      @ImoowhenIPoo 5 лет назад +10

      Omg you watched it too? Wow!

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 5 лет назад +18

      @@ImoowhenIPoo how dare they say a line they enjoyed from the video! ahahah ah such idiots

    • @ImoowhenIPoo
      @ImoowhenIPoo 5 лет назад +4

      @@aarontheperson6867 yes, how dare they!

  • @thecoolestdaniel4554
    @thecoolestdaniel4554 Год назад +14

    "Astafazool I'm a fool"
    I'll be using this later

  • @rambunctiousbearguy
    @rambunctiousbearguy 5 лет назад +326

    I’m never dropping out of Sam o nella academy

    • @demokebab2314
      @demokebab2314 5 лет назад +2

      no one drops out of this academy

    • @alvinbarrios2660
      @alvinbarrios2660 5 лет назад

      But will you graduate?

    • @alexey926
      @alexey926 5 лет назад

      Does his academy offer doctoral programs? Because I'd be down.

    • @windex780
      @windex780 5 лет назад +1

      Sorry I dont want salmonella

  • @ranianfibio8107
    @ranianfibio8107 3 года назад +575

    "The body, now slimy and disgusting..."
    See, this is why I love this channel. Such prose.

  • @greenygruettgaming2577
    @greenygruettgaming2577 5 лет назад +11929

    List of sexually active popes
    *this list is incomplete, you can help by EXPANDING IT*

    • @grantwilliams2650
      @grantwilliams2650 5 лет назад +435

      For some reason I heard this comment

    • @mashedtomato2079
      @mashedtomato2079 5 лет назад +53

      @@grantwilliams2650 same lol

    • @samsterlaornos8097
      @samsterlaornos8097 5 лет назад +60

      Grant Williams is it bad to say someone felt that comment

    • @gubadagoober
      @gubadagoober 5 лет назад +25

      I already did

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 лет назад +234

      It also says that on the list of serial killers. I begin to suspect Wikipedia has a second agenda.

  • @yg2hj
    @yg2hj 3 года назад +31

    3:39 funniest scene

  • @joemasello519
    @joemasello519 5 лет назад +2161

    I'm just trying to imagine what porn music played on a pipe organ sounds like.

  • @leifhagelstrom5727
    @leifhagelstrom5727 5 лет назад +1309

    1 become pope
    2 dig up old pope
    3 put corpse on trial
    4 ???
    5 Profit?

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 5 лет назад +7

      The Greatnarwhal plus the underwear, don’t forget the underwear.

    • @ajani-lamar-_-3712
      @ajani-lamar-_-3712 5 лет назад +2

      That's not how the meme works, you goddamn moron

    • @Kaxology
      @Kaxology 5 лет назад +9

      What the fuck is this necromancer doing trying to use a meme like 10 years old and thinking that would be funny

    • @alexbabin3127
      @alexbabin3127 5 лет назад +7

      he's just into, you know, digging out corpses @@Kaxology

    • @El-RaShahzad
      @El-RaShahzad 5 лет назад +4

      Hotel?
      Trivago?

  • @Traitorness
    @Traitorness 3 года назад +644

    This might be one of my favorite Sam O’Nella videos. Just seeing people of great power being absolutely insane and irresponsible and even scandalous, topped off with the classic Sam humor makes this video hilarious. Plus I got to learn about some popes so that’s cool.

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 2 года назад +9

    “And be died the way he lived. Committing adultery.” Will go down as one of my favorite phrases ever 🤣🤣

  • @obamaobama2982
    @obamaobama2982 5 лет назад +103

    You know it's going to be a good day when Sam has uploaded a vid less than 3 years after the previous one.

  • @boofedstew9201
    @boofedstew9201 4 года назад +293

    “Like the cook at Denny’s when I held him at gunpoint”

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 4 года назад +28

      Scrambled. Frantically. Eggs. Deadpan shock humor isn't the joke; it's a pun. Jesus Chist, guys.

  • @blakekeister2300
    @blakekeister2300 5 лет назад +334

    every video of yours that i’ve ever watched has been on the toilet

  • @SentinelPrime675
    @SentinelPrime675 Год назад +68

    As a devout catholic, I take no offense at all. In fact, this is probably my favorite of them all. I thank you for making this information easily accessible, and hilarious. I do like my church with a little bit of corruption.

    • @ryanimpink13
      @ryanimpink13 Год назад +18

      I prefer my church with less pedophilia, but to each their own!

    • @themememixers8965
      @themememixers8965 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@ryanimpink13we got ourselves a comedian over here

    • @AidanDaGreat
      @AidanDaGreat 7 месяцев назад

      Father Greg moment ha ha yeah that dude messed me up

  • @johnfake7375
    @johnfake7375 5 лет назад +420

    Pasta fazool; I am a fool
    and so it was

  • @loganbagley7822
    @loganbagley7822 3 года назад +896

    For my fellow Assassin's Creed fans, it is worth noting that 'Pope Alexander VI' was the papal name of Rodrigo de Borgia, the primary antagonist of Assassin's Creed 2.

    • @RileyAiC
      @RileyAiC 3 года назад

      He was such an asshole in ac

    • @Kwalplillal
      @Kwalplillal Год назад +37

      That whole family is weird man

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 Год назад +68

      Sadly the Banquet of the Chestnuts was allegedly 1501/10/31, so before Ezio could be there.

    • @BlankSpaceMonsterASMR
      @BlankSpaceMonsterASMR Год назад +71

      @@TheHutchy01man that would’ve been one strange mission

    • @InfamousQuiche
      @InfamousQuiche Год назад +16

      Yeah it took me ages to realise he was on about Rodrigo Borgia

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 4 года назад +2266

    Sam O'Nella: "The Pope is the world's biggest hat wearer"
    Sikh high priests: "That's cute"

    • @eggs8021
      @eggs8021 4 года назад +22

      I haven't been able to find any pictures can you link me one?

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 3 года назад +22

      Did he mean the most well known hat wearer?

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 года назад +21

      Does that mean he’s the biggest wearer of hats or does it mean he’s the wearer of the biggest hat?

    • @maliciousmelon163
      @maliciousmelon163 3 года назад +75

      have you heard of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 3 года назад +20

      @@maliciousmelon163 ah yes, the second most well known hat wearer

  • @darinsingleton3553
    @darinsingleton3553 3 года назад +10

    Giving you a thumbs up just on the merits of your seamless skillshare transition alone.

  • @jimslickens
    @jimslickens 4 года назад +178

    1:25
    "Is it not true that you have been hiding from the church under the ground for 8 months."
    *no response*
    "We can see right through you, Formosus"

  • @MIZUch.
    @MIZUch. 5 лет назад +5983

    1:55 "P-O-O-P. Pope!"
    *LANGUAGE 100*

  • @RecardoGuillermo
    @RecardoGuillermo 5 лет назад +228

    I see you’re learning from TierZoo on how to transition into sponsors

    • @RecardoGuillermo
      @RecardoGuillermo 5 лет назад

      Andrei Despinoiu I don’t know who you are, but I don’t like you. In fact, I actually kind of hate you.

  • @GG10010
    @GG10010 2 года назад +27

    1:32 pope thrombosus.

  • @daltonrd
    @daltonrd 5 лет назад +61

    *"Just like the cook at Denny's when I held him at gunpoint"*

  • @spicymozarella1501
    @spicymozarella1501 5 лет назад +356

    "With great power, comes great tom-foolery"
    -Samo O'nella

    • @KosTis
      @KosTis 4 года назад +1

      Tombfoolery

    • @elhomo6406
      @elhomo6406 4 года назад +1

      Nah swear that was Confucius?

  • @jackryan2612
    @jackryan2612 4 года назад +267

    "or as we call it, papal bull"
    This is a really underrated pun

    • @memeboyobitesthedust6593
      @memeboyobitesthedust6593 3 года назад +4

      I don’t get the pun :( can someone explain it?

    • @jackryan2612
      @jackryan2612 3 года назад +12

      @@memeboyobitesthedust6593 a papal bull is basically a sort of decree written by the pope which can detail anything like excommunications or canonisations

  • @Ascertivus
    @Ascertivus 2 года назад +5

    This species does some insane things. So absurd that you can't help but laugh sometimes.

  • @stephohartigan
    @stephohartigan 5 лет назад +147

    I never knew I wanted to be a pope until I saw this video. Thank you Sam, you're a good man.

  • @ulety4145
    @ulety4145 5 лет назад +321

    there is only one correct toilet paper orientation and that is sideways.

    • @LaMachine138
      @LaMachine138 5 лет назад +11

      Sideways to the right or to the left?

    • @ulety4145
      @ulety4145 5 лет назад +8

      @@LaMachine138 right. left is for plebs.

    • @silvussol8966
      @silvussol8966 5 лет назад +18

      Toiler paper!? Lmao! This guy doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

    • @LaMachine138
      @LaMachine138 5 лет назад +1

      @@silvussol8966 Of course!!!

    • @bassvillain
      @bassvillain 5 лет назад +3

      Chaotic Neutral

  • @agentmk7249
    @agentmk7249 5 лет назад +542

    “Pope-P.O.O.P-Pope” I have learned to love this and hate this simultaneously

  • @aurora9688
    @aurora9688 3 года назад +3

    Imagine making MS paint history videos and STILL being the best youtuber ever

  • @danem.9402
    @danem.9402 5 лет назад +383

    ah yes... another creamy Sam O'Nella production to administer tasty knowledge to the core of my temporal lobe...

  • @Tsukiko.97
    @Tsukiko.97 5 лет назад +697

    None of these popes are allowed on my Christian minecraft server!

    • @caelestisnox7045
      @caelestisnox7045 5 лет назад +22

      But don't you see... they are the tech support team of all Christian minecraft

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 5 лет назад

      @@caelestisnox7045 Not really. More likely former tech-support...

    • @sidebazooka6900
      @sidebazooka6900 5 лет назад +2

      That's heresy!

    • @dankovac1609
      @dankovac1609 5 лет назад

      100th like
      Just sayin

    • @kaiserwilhelmii3814
      @kaiserwilhelmii3814 5 лет назад

      Caelestis Nox but since his name is Abyssinia Empire it's eastern Christian minecraft where the popes weren't on the tech support team

  • @basilinogaming7830
    @basilinogaming7830 3 года назад +80

    Sam surprises me every time I watch his videos. He is the Einstein of wordplay, and almost every sentence will give you a good laugh.

  • @nogenderjustfreg7738
    @nogenderjustfreg7738 10 месяцев назад +1

    stop I'm watching this after the MatPat goodbye video I can't tell whether I should cry or laugh

  • @ShrekIsGod1
    @ShrekIsGod1 5 лет назад +578

    Do we have the guy who drank children’s blood?
    Aw. We don’t.

    • @highoninfinity
      @highoninfinity 5 лет назад +47

      Shrek Is God i'm sorry the guy who *_what now?_*

    • @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637
      @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637 5 лет назад +6

      srsly?????.... well, we now know where all the wisdom of the church comes from: "you are a good, just not try to be a dick, ok?" (no, seriously, i read italian newspapers and the level of obviousness coming from there is "jawfalling")

    • @SadFemboy
      @SadFemboy 5 лет назад +3

      @@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637 ah you read some Italian newspapers, glad to know that means you know anything

    • @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637
      @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637 5 лет назад

      @@SadFemboy sooooooooo.. what am i missing? (kinda felt that would trigger someone)

    • @herodotus945
      @herodotus945 5 лет назад

      @Hesusio Fuck you.

  • @carlavlund5841
    @carlavlund5841 5 лет назад +165

    “... and he’d stand upon his balcony to watch them violently-” *buffers*
    somebody’s keeping and eye out for me

  • @supremechaosbeing2696
    @supremechaosbeing2696 3 года назад +186

    5:59 you didn’t tell us they picked up the chestnuts with their nether regions

  • @Wemfsh
    @Wemfsh Год назад +8

    5:17 it took me way to long the fully understand that line I always thought that the pope spelled one as the over

  • @lorenzogiani7190
    @lorenzogiani7190 5 лет назад +148

    I just came home, should be doing homework. Thank you Sam

    • @boxboxbox5276
      @boxboxbox5276 5 лет назад

      You’re going to learn more with Sam tbh

    • @lorenzogiani7190
      @lorenzogiani7190 5 лет назад

      @@boxboxbox5276 nah, been with him since he had like 20.000 subs and I'm still dumb af