Scandalous Popes of the Middle Ages
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- Опубликовано: 28 апр 2019
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Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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5:37
"They began to scramble frantically, like that cook at Denny's i held at gunpoint."
Dear lord that has got to be the funniest word play i've heard in a while.
Oooh I get it now.
I didn't get it yet... =/
@@steinmaniac7920 falling down, falling down is the movie lol
@@tylercoates4814 Oh, okay. I still don't get it, because I have no recollection of the movie. Every memory of mine concerning 1993 is overwritten by the release of "Bat Out Of Hell 2". That was a good god damn year for music...
I hvae not splet in two dyas and now my room is mnletig.
F*ck "Dance Into May" and all the rest of our German traditions regarding the 30th of April and May Day. It's not good for my sleep rhythm...
Thank you, tho. =)
@@steinmaniac7920 "They began to SCRAMBLE frantically, like that cook at Denny's i held at gunpoint"
*Clicks on the Sexually Active Popes article*
Wikipedia: This listing is incomplete, please help by EXPANDING IT
Guess you gotta bang the Pope now
Sure I got confirmed 2 weeks ago so I'm on my way
Nooooooo....
Think of the children D=
Time to seduce some popes
Chuck some 8 year old their way problem solved
I regularly mumbled “Pastafasul, I am a fool” to myself when I did something stupid for the past couple of month, but I forgot where it came from. Now I am thrilled to know it’s origins again!
It was also in a Simpsons episode from 2006 or so ("The Wife Aquatic?"), a silent film with an Italian stereotype, and it has to be even older than that.
Pasta e fasul means pasta with beans in most of italian "dialects"
Fun fact: The reason that John XII got pissed at the subdeacon and murdered him is because the deacon said he should stop his sinning lifestyle and be a child of god (yknow be a good catholic)
Makes you wonder why that guy was even elected to be pope in the first place... or was that whole process not a thing back then?
@@Falkenhorst2000 yeah, but the election was done by a very small circle of Italian aristocrats, the vast majority of whom were connected by blood and knew each other. Pope Gregory the Something th changed that with some reforms I can't remember.
@@decimusausoniusmagnus5719 I see, thanks for the info!
@@Falkenhorst2000 plus most of the cardinals got their position through connections and money making them prime targets for coruption and bribery most popes back then "bought" their way into the papacy.
Imagine killing someone for telling you to do your job
"pasta fazool I am a fool"
-Pope Formosus' Corpse
*pasta e fasul
H
Top 10 Anime Quotes
When he said that if you listen carefully you can hear him laugh for a second
He is speaking the languageof gods
The way you draw horses makes them look miserable. They look fine, but their snouts are droopy and sad.
@@maihaiki888 It was a joke, dumbass
@@maihaiki888 idk man, I called you a dumbass because you sounded so arrogant. sorry too
Wow this actually ended all well and civil. High standard for some youtube comments. Good job.
@@maihaiki888 I said you sounded arrogant, not that you were. I apologized for calling you a dumbass, I thought you were one of those idiots that defend their idol to death, but clearly, you aren't.
That’s because he reused them from the video about phrases in which he drew an anxious horse
For my fellow Assassin's Creed fans, it is worth noting that 'Pope Alexander VI' was the papal name of Rodrigo de Borgia, the primary antagonist of Assassin's Creed 2.
He was such an asshole in ac
That whole family is weird man
Sadly the Banquet of the Chestnuts was allegedly 1501/10/31, so before Ezio could be there.
@@TheHutchy01man that would’ve been one strange mission
Yeah it took me ages to realise he was on about Rodrigo Borgia
Fun fact the first pope had a literal joint problem and when he addressed crowds with his hand his pinky and pointer finger were titled down and literally every pop after him did and still does this
Pinky and ring finger*
"like the cook at dennys when i held him at gunpoint"
please elaborate
🥓🥄😶🤚 🔫😒
Makes sense
@@noahruff3420
You want to spoon some chunks of meaty goodness, and he said please wait or I'll look at your dick, then you said I'll shoot you in a monotone voice such as the voice of Gene from the classic, Emoji Movie, which was released to theatres on yours truly's birthday, June 30?
@@noahruff3420 why did that make me laugh so hard omfg
🅱️igga who tf cook bacon with a spoon
You haven't seen the Sexually Active Popes article until you've clicked that little "talk" tab and seen the discussions behind it.
So true!
I’m intrigued but afraid
@@sparkz6381 It's actually quite a controversial article. There are constant deletion petitions. Wikipedia drama is crazy.
@@haakondilling649 Ah yes. Popes who are supposedly the representatives of god on earth committing numerous sins? Take it down! It's Heresy! Crazy how little people have changed in 900 years.
Thank you for pointing me to that, it's amazing
"After his corpse was seen providing miracles by the riverbed"
Well you can't call bs on that when you just had his corpse put on trial and it was "giving" answers
"And everything you did as pope, we legally declare to be fake and dumb and stupid and dumb"
Gets me every time 1:40
“And everything you did as pope is fake and dumb and stupid and dumb”
Does this include him appointing you as a bishop?
It should
Could have been appointed by a previous pope
@@cockatoo010 no, formosus was the one appointed him
You make a joke but for like the next 100 years it was actually a huge issue as no one knew who was a real bishop or priest because the popes kept changing their minds on the issue.
:0
“See the hat, that means I’m pope; P-O-O-P pope!”
- Pope Stephen, 896
*Poop Stephen, 896
YOU HAVE 666 LIKES AND THAT IS UNBELIEVABLY PERFECT BUT I CAN'T LIKE THE COMMENT SO HERE IS YOUR LIKE 👍
I’m the 896th like
@@nolanimates1595 THAT IS SO WEIRD WTF
(but also awesome)
Yes
"and after his corpse was allegedly seen performing miracles..."
I was not ready for this kind of plot development.
Alexander VI would have loved the MLP fandom
🤣
I'm just trying to imagine what porn music played on a pipe organ sounds like.
I... holy shit what
Or a harp
Frank Zappa
what about a recorder
Joe Masello what about a kazoo
"Like the cook at Denny's when I held him at gunpoint"
Christ, sam..
Time stamp?
5:38 i think
Why is no one else talking about this
Tom Spagnola I know right? I mean, at least it should’ve been the cashier!
Alan Rios it’s my favorite quote from him
5:31 "Guests began throwing chestnuts at the ladies, who got down on their hands and knees scrambling frantically like the cook at Denny's when I held him at gunpoint"
5:05 that is fucking terrifying
Pope: worlds biggest hat wearer
Abraham Lincoln: hold my axe
m1abrams 1776 you mean his musket
Musket*
I drank fuckitall, give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening my axe. - Abraham Lincoln
Doug Dimmadome:
@@blujade12780.0 *owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?????*
My favourite Wikipedia page is "List of ethnic slurs by ethnicity"
Crooty much more reliable that the old Web 1.0 Racial Slur Database, where a good half of them are made up.
Seen it, broadened my vocabulary
@Justin Dolliver NICRA
Black necrophile, may be specific, but all kinds of necros should be shamed.
Crooty yes i love that wikipedia page haha
I read this as list of ethnic sluts by ethnicity... I was temporarily impressed by wikis width of information
4:03 The entirety of the Big Time Rush cast when they see Carlos doing anything:
5:35 That’s my favorite joke from this channel. The delivery is so fucking hilarious.
"See this hat?! It means I'm Pope. P-O-O-P Pope!"
Best line
1:53
Omg you watched it too? Wow!
@@ImoowhenIPoo how dare they say a line they enjoyed from the video! ahahah ah such idiots
@@aarontheperson6867 yes, how dare they!
Love that start of laughter when he finishes the “Yes, pasta fazoole I am a foole!” line. I wonder how many takes that took?
OVER 9,000!!!!!
I bet just one but he cut it just right lol
Pasta for zule
"yes, pasta fazoole I am a fool" *breath*
@@thelearningmethod I immediately looked to see how old your comment was and it disappointed to see it was only 3 weeks ago
That was the damn cleanest transition to a sponsorship I’ve ever seen. Props to the man.
bro sam can:
-throw people into the sun
-summon people at will
-has boundless knowledge
-pause time
this man is LITERALLY the most powerful being ever
Even the middle ages had Florida Men.
Even though there were no such thing as Floridians back then
Ethan515 pretty sure people have been living in Florida for a while
The thing about Florida is that it has really loose laws on censorship. Your state might be just as crazy, but the press won’t let that show.
@@Ethan5I5 woosh
You mean "Roman men".
*Time for my Sam O’Nella dosage of lesser known horrific and darkly fascinating historical stories.*
You should watch Horrible History, a British kid's show. Actually way solid
3:39 funniest scene
As a devout catholic, I take no offense at all. In fact, this is probably my favorite of them all. I thank you for making this information easily accessible, and hilarious. I do like my church with a little bit of corruption.
I prefer my church with less pedophilia, but to each their own!
@@ryanimpink13we got ourselves a comedian over here
Father Greg moment ha ha yeah that dude messed me up
Sam O' Nella is always saying hi to us kids, but we never say hi back.
Hey Sam.
Ho, Samuel
Edit: I forgot about this comment
Why the fuck did you like this garbage?
Howdy, Samantha
Ahoy, Samwise
Greetings, Samwell.
Salutations Samuel o’nella
"With Great Power, Comes Great Tomfoolery."
Amen.
It is a universal law that applies to the most powerful dictators, to the lowly 5th grade Minecraft Admins.
well spoken
-Amen- Amine..
There's some joke involving Discord mods and 14yo's here but eeeehhhh
lol
couldnt be said better
"Astafazool I'm a fool"
I'll be using this later
I just realized that there is a possibility that some of my ancestors could have originated from the banquet a chestnut (because I doubt they used protection), now the likelihood of that is not high because I am mostly Irish and Italian in origin, but the fact that it’s even a possibility kind of scares me.
we all have guilty pleasures, be it cheetos, coffee, H O R S E P O R N, and scented candles!
Breaking the Quiet is fucking great
@Pepe The Platypus It's been 8 years. Get over it
Coffee, cheetos, chiken
Mr. Hands...
cheeto
" And he died the way he lived , committing adultery " God i love this channel.
same
Amen
M ZK iRonMan DieS iN ENdGamE
4:39 I just opened a bag of cheetos wtf
Father Sam’s virtue is unmatched. He has chosen to abstain from uploading this last year to test his true Children. When he returns his ad revenue will rival all the gold of the lesser heads of the false church.
This is why Martin Luther dabbed on the Catholic church.
"Protestantism biotch" ~Martin Luther
Hoonter of hoonters lol and then spewed forth several heresies and got excommunicated. But hey I’m just dung rolled in snow according to him. Oh also Christ was an adulterer. And we should all be sinners and not practice good works. Martin Luther said a lot of dumb shit buddy.
And boy, I'm glad he did.
Is that also why he hated jews?
@Biao Wang Martin Luther had some severe misconceptions about what his own church taught. The stance of the church has always been that you are saved by grace through faith and that works alone do nothing to help you. For some reason, he hated the idea of faith only being true faith if you also do good in the name of God. Luther was insane. He disliked the idea of purgatory, so he managed to remove several books from the OT. He also disliked the idea of needing to do any works, so he attempted to remove the books of Hebrews, James, and Revelations but he thankfully didn't succeed.
Shout out to Pope Honorius III who (possibly) wrote a book about how to summon demons.
Yakk it’s a fucking scam, all I got were zombies :(
@@BilsonBoi at least you got something cool, all it gave me is crippled horses
Rudy Giuliani appeared in a puff of smoke when I tried it. Judge what you will.
Yakk Every time I tried to summon a demon myself I kept summoning angels instead. I guess I should’ve used human blood for the ritual instead of holy water from a dollar store.
Does it show how to summon a succubus?
“dang man who told you about all this?”
“Joe”
“Joe who?”
“Johann Burchard”
“I’m pope! P o o p pope!”
"If it's good enough for Jesus to be born in, it's good enough for your little Cardinal party!"
I mean... he's not wrong.
In fact it seems even more right considering the supposed goals and origins of the religion. If elitist clergy think they're entitled pompous and excessive ceremonies, they literally fit into the bill of gluttony, envy, and pride.
"Your honor, he's not a cardinal he's just a deacon"
@@JRyan-lu5im Jesus Christ was saying that the Prostitutes and Tax Collectors were repenting and going to the Kingdom of Heaven sooner than the pompous, proud elite of about 2,000 years ago. He'd say to the latter crowd "You're like white-painted tombs; you look beautiful on the exterior, but inside, you're full of rot and dead man's bones."
You know... Normal stuff for him to say, telling it like it *is.* People look at physical appearances, but God looks at the heart of the matter, the heart of a person, who a person *really* is. And the eyes and ears of the Lord are everywhere, witnessing the good and evil. He knows everything.
And my axe!
See the hat? That means I'm Pope *P O O P* POPE
"You better _three point that bitch into the briny deep right quick_ or I'm gonna raise hell...
metaphorically"- Pope
Stephen VI
"Was dyslexia a thing back then?"
@@nathanricketts2415 nope
“And be died the way he lived. Committing adultery.” Will go down as one of my favorite phrases ever 🤣🤣
1:32 pope thrombosus.
Actually, formosus' corpse was put on trial again by Sergius III, and thrown into the river again.
Technically it's actually Stephan the 7th, yes, I know you're joking tho
@@elliottlupin I was not joking. Stephan VI did put Formosus on trial a second time to reinstate him as a legitimate pope, but later, sergius the third put his corpse on trial a third time, condemned him again and threw his corpse to the tiber again
@@elliottlupin also it was stephan VI, not Stephan VII
@@agomez7740 there's controversy on whether he's the 6th or 7th, but the church names him as Stephan the 7th.
Right, the church at the time considered him Stephen VII, since the would-be Stephen II died before consecration. According to canon law pontificate doesn't start until consecration.. so I suppose for the sake of consistency, most people just call that one "Pope-elect Stephen" and keep the numbering going... eh, it's confusing.
But anyway, while Sergius hated Formosus as much as Stephen did, he didn't convene another cadaver synod. A historian at the time incorrectly listed the synod as happening during Sergius's pontificate rather than Stephen's.
Funny thing? "Formosus" means "handsome". A later pope (a rouge and tiara-wearing pope who wanted to be seen as handsome) who would be Paul II had to be talked out of naming himself Formosus II
List of sexually active popes
*this list is incomplete, you can help by EXPANDING IT*
For some reason I heard this comment
@@grantwilliams2650 same lol
Grant Williams is it bad to say someone felt that comment
I already did
It also says that on the list of serial killers. I begin to suspect Wikipedia has a second agenda.
5:27 this image perfectly captures Sam's history lessons
Dude I'm on my annual Sam O'Nella rewatching session rn. It's wonderful
3:44 I mean, that's a half-decent point. If Jesus was born in a stable to poor parents, why do the "humble followers of his teachings" need giant gold-plated palaces?
The Roman Catholic Church basically looked at the Bible and decided that since they couldn’t make enough money and control people enough off of what Jesus taught, they’d have to come up with a whole bunch of their own rules and doctrines, most of which were entirely unbiblical
@@williamspencer1935
Jesus: [gives everything he can to the poor, the sick, and the unfortunate]
The Church: So anyway, you're going to build us this stupidly big and lavishly decorated cathedral because, uhhh... God wants it. Oh, and we're not paying any taxes on it.
@@generalrubbish9513 exactly! That’s just one of the many reasons why the protestant reformation happened. When Bibles became available to regular people in the 16th century, a lot of them were like “hey wth why is the church literally not doing any of this” and decided to split off from the Roman Catholics! Now Protestantism still isn’t perfect by any means, (especially in America), but there ARE good churches that preach the real gospel of Christ without all of the extravagance that you see in all them old Cathedrals. (Like many 3rd world countries that just have church in houses or simple buildings!)
@@williamspencer1935 thats why I like the Orthodox Church although they still have finery but to me the stile they use looks more graceful and not gaudy but still beautiful, plus I consider them to be the legitimate Church
What makes you think that Joseph and Mary were poor?
Imagine being so petty you exhume your enemy's corpse and turn it into a ventriloquist's puppet to put it on trail
Sounds kinda Trumpian.
And end up being screwed by the guy that was dead
5:18
@@Unknown_31415 and then execute him via strangulation lol
666 likes i've got a bad pasta fazool feeling about this
Giving you a thumbs up just on the merits of your seamless skillshare transition alone.
Im just rewatching all his videos waiting for another amazing piece of content to come out.
The “papal bull” joke was much funnier than a lot of people give it credit for, well done.
Yesssssss.
i dont get it
@@picgmr1575 cows give beef which is slang for fight the male version of the cow is bull so papal bull is pope fight
@@zxyAprte124 cows don’t give “beef”
Humans steal it
@@hobbitjaffa give steal the only difference is one includes a skull crusher
"im the pope! P-O-O-P, Pope!“
I died
And just like Jesus, you are somehow alive again!
IT’S A MIRACLE!
@@conservat1vepatr1ot you could make a religion out of that.
"Is this your card?"
-Jesus reviving the Pope Formosis
im gonna be totally honest i didnt even notice lmfao
Then how did you type the comment
anytime somebody is animated in a samonella video, it sends shivers down my spine.
5:37
Prime example of why Sam o'nella is so great
1 become pope
2 dig up old pope
3 put corpse on trial
4 ???
5 Profit?
The Greatnarwhal plus the underwear, don’t forget the underwear.
That's not how the meme works, you goddamn moron
What the fuck is this necromancer doing trying to use a meme like 10 years old and thinking that would be funny
he's just into, you know, digging out corpses @@Kaxology
Hotel?
Trivago?
You really saved me, I almost had nothing to watch
Same bro
I almost hung myself
Me too
CONSUME
Toori Baba hol up imma have to stop you there✋
Imma call the FBI
my friend reccomended this channel to me and now I'm incurably addicted, this is the BEST
3:28 The detail on that character is just.. WOW! Ive never seen anything like that!!
Oh yeah I guess John XII is cool too I guess :/
Could you imagine the look on Jesus's face when he met them after they died?
Oceanman _ I feel like he’d be a little impressed
assuming they made it up there 🙄🙄
No because they went into a hole in the ground
Prophetmaster: Straight to hell
@@tigervalley62 I'm sure. But just saying what part of hell? There are 3 main parts of hell
"anybody who makes a joke about nutting on someone's chest gets disqualified"
awww chestnuts
It’s too easy
Cryptic u think youre funny huh? Thats exactly how someone acts without any friends
Emile Poncelet I like shrimp
@@emileponcelet3439 You seem so hurt.
this comment chain pretty much sums up RUclips comments
Ever once in awhile I come back to watch all Sam’s videos and wish he would upload just once this year
*if sam o’nella taught me anything important, it’s that if i ever enter into a trivia contest at a bar to win money, i’d be makin’ bank.*
_Makes a video about popes_
_Starts the video with "hey kids"_
Hey catholic people
Sam must see this
Remember that scandal
Oh god oh fuck.
@Sekayi Slade *_God fucking dammit_*
"Seen performing miracles in the riverbank" "is this your card" made my day
See the hat? That means I'm pope, P-O-O-P. Pope!
" so much beef (or as we call it, papal bull)"
I just fucking died, this man is a genius
I imagine a 3-4 foot tall child sitting behind a prostitute asking her, “so what do we do now?”
If only Sam O’ Nella used skillshare to increase his upload schedule
I like it this way more. Quality over quantity
He's an engineering major with finals. Shocking that he got one out at all.
We need moar
his uploads have become way more common recently
@@wesleysull What type of engineering is he doing?? ya know? :)
Sam o’ Nella: *exist*
Skillshare: I’m about fund this mans whole career
@@arctikf0x698 shut the fuck up at least he has humor.
I love your pfp
SEND IT TO ME PLEASE
Reddit gold was sent to your account
@@arctikf0x698 calla peruano
“I’m gonna raise hell… metaphorically” is one of my favorite lines
This species does some insane things. So absurd that you can't help but laugh sometimes.
"With great power comes great tomfoolery"
"With great confidence comes great womfidence"
"With great power comes...more power"
Quotes I live by
“With great duwang comes great buwang”
With great power comes great response bill
@@Chrys-ws5rx chew
With great power comes great big booty bitches
with great power comes great need to take a nap
I’m going to add “pasta fazool, I am a fool” to my vocabulary
*Pasta e fasul
@@claudiopomponio7671 well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
Me as well
the "is this your card" bit made me cry of laughter
I love how the animation of laughter is always just a sort of rapid, panicked undulation with a maniacal smile
"anybody who makes a joke about nutting on someone's chest gets disqualified, it's too easy" seems like a peter griffin quote tbh
What about the mouth??🤔🤔👁👄👁
emilstnt too bad he could never say "nutting" on TV
- Watches the video
- Proceeds to watch CGP Gray's video on how to become a pope
It should be noted that the whole cardinal sequestering and smoke voting thing came in somewhere in the middle of all these rather.... ungodly papal sitters.
Course it didnt always help
While were here, let me recommend Overly Sarcastic Productions Pope Fight videos for more shenanigans involving the Papal Throne
how tho?
God is calling. Destiny awaits!
You could be Pope Awesome the First.
Scuse me
Imagine making MS paint history videos and STILL being the best youtuber ever
Ah yes my bingeing of your channel has forced you to upload!
Your prayers have been answered
hello jord. i have come after you
thanks
I love benshapirohamburgerhelper
Is that ben shapiro on your profile picture?
Skillshare: Stops funding sam
Sam: "wanna see a magic trick?"
Sam: *Disappears*
Just like my dad
@@ratman9292 you good bro?
@@ratman9292 you good bro?
@@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 you good bro?
Once he was sponsored by wix
"The modern papacy is great"
I mean provided you aren't a child from south America
Or a child in general left alone with a priest
Or a child within touching range of a priest in general
This is one of my favorite Sam videos
Sam O'Nella: "The Pope is the world's biggest hat wearer"
Sikh high priests: "That's cute"
I haven't been able to find any pictures can you link me one?
Did he mean the most well known hat wearer?
Does that mean he’s the biggest wearer of hats or does it mean he’s the wearer of the biggest hat?
have you heard of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
@@maliciousmelon163 ah yes, the second most well known hat wearer
pope formosus: you will never get me alive
stephen: do i look like i care
Pasta e fasul I am a fool.
Best skillshare add ever
"Pasta fazool, I am a fool" 🤣
None of these popes are allowed on my Christian minecraft server!
But don't you see... they are the tech support team of all Christian minecraft
@@caelestisnox7045 Not really. More likely former tech-support...
That's heresy!
100th like
Just sayin
Caelestis Nox but since his name is Abyssinia Empire it's eastern Christian minecraft where the popes weren't on the tech support team
Theres nothing that warms the soul more than the sweet sound of a Sam O'Nella video intro.
and committing adultery
These videos are gems💖
Thank you Salmonella, I did presentation about these popes using your video. Everything matters and so do You
I’m never dropping out of Sam o nella academy
no one drops out of this academy
But will you graduate?
Does his academy offer doctoral programs? Because I'd be down.
Sorry I dont want salmonella
2:25 And I thought he had actual drawing skill, glad he's still our little stick boi
Thank you, Sam O'Nella for alerting me to the presence of a wikipedia page on toilet paper orientation. I have been saying to myself for years that there is only one right way to do it.
I love how since sam's characters are stick figures, he just slaps a censor bar on them to convey that they're naked, and it gets me every time
"They got on their hands and knees to gather as many chesnuts as they could, like the cook at Denny's when I held them at gunpoint"
If you hold a Denny's cook at gunpoint, they'll just tell you to pull the trigger. I know from experience, I used to hold said position.
Please explain.
@@bigheadpeanut5002 denny's cooks are suicidal.
@@nobody-pr7fg: denny's cooks are suicidal.
Were you the actually Denny's cook that Sam held at gunpoint?