World War II's Unluckiest Ship, the William D. Porter

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  • @SamONellaAcademy
    @SamONellaAcademy  4 года назад +69304

    I guess I'm the only kid on this website who didn't bat around fighter planes on the mobile above my crib as a child, go my whole career drawing human bodies as single black lines with ridiculous proportions and all is well but suddenly when I re-use a P51 whose tail fin and fuselage curvature is a little different than the Aichi D3A I was going for everyone shits the goddamn bed

  • @dzanina3836
    @dzanina3836 3 года назад +4573

    It has the same energy as:
    "See you tomorrow!"
    *Last online 5 years ago*

  • @draconiclucard3738
    @draconiclucard3738 4 года назад +15396

    The ship was so unlucky that almost 100 years later the microphone of a random guy in his 20's broke right before he started talking about it

    • @ghoulgamestalker4265
      @ghoulgamestalker4265 4 года назад +465

      Commenting because this is genius

    • @eder7468
      @eder7468 4 года назад +28

      Lol

    • @ariancontreras4358
      @ariancontreras4358 4 года назад +77

      It's not even the unluckiest ship. That would be Shinano or Taihou. or Any other ship that sank in less than a year.

    • @bluenosedfish3839
      @bluenosedfish3839 4 года назад +160

      I managed to break my coffee cup and accidentally cut myself from the broken cup as soon as I clicked this video.

    • @sagethorburn9821
      @sagethorburn9821 4 года назад +13

      @@ariancontreras4358 r/wooosh

  • @mikesands4681
    @mikesands4681 Год назад +1291

    The only kamikaze bomber who sunk a ship by missing it. There's inspiration in that.

    • @cheezebagz729
      @cheezebagz729 9 месяцев назад +52

      The extra ludicrous part is that the deck of a ship is more armored than the bottom (though there is a huge chunk of lead there to balance the ship), and obviously most things in the bull are bolted to the floor for obvious reasons, so the kamikaze plane probably did MORE damage than of it hit normally

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 8 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@cheezebagz729the keel of a ship is more important then a mast. You can salvage a working mast from a broken one, like a motor
      But the keel is the frame, and you wouldn't put a race car engine on a broken frame. Same logic
      And before random people question "why not armor the hull more?". Physics, armor is weight. And you have to balance bouncy, armor, crew amenities and supplies
      And to make an un sinkable ship, you need to build it bigger then the body of water you intend to sail in
      Same logic in war
      You eventually add more armor then you can use effectively

    • @fortissears5388
      @fortissears5388 3 месяца назад +5

      @@donovanulrich348 "bouncy" lol

  • @mercedes_nuts
    @mercedes_nuts Год назад +1136

    Evasive maneuvers at 1:57 is one of my favorite Sam O'Nella moments

    • @Papa_Gagamelius
      @Papa_Gagamelius 10 месяцев назад +13

      Same

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 7 месяцев назад +11

      That's real audio

    • @anthony9376
      @anthony9376 Месяц назад +1

      One of mine too, that and the "horny eagle death spiral" 🤣

  • @meisme7772
    @meisme7772 3 года назад +22467

    *and when the world needed him most he vanished*

    • @nateconnor4823
      @nateconnor4823 3 года назад +706

      I'm worried my guy

    • @qui-gonjinn471
      @qui-gonjinn471 3 года назад +870

      Nate Connor He said he was stuck with school work and it’s taking up time, so he’ll post soon hopefully

    • @sosakeef3425
      @sosakeef3425 3 года назад +497

      When Sam disappeared GradeA UnderA comes back to youtube... coincidence? I think nooot

    • @nutcrackerreal100
      @nutcrackerreal100 3 года назад +198

      E2io Aditore12 gradeA isn’t that good, I prefer sam

    • @sosakeef3425
      @sosakeef3425 3 года назад +90

      Aditya 2407 yeah, me too, prefer Sam more... just makin a joke

  • @recognizesealand572
    @recognizesealand572 3 года назад +5381

    For Christmas I wish for sam'onella to come back.
    (It didn't work)

    • @aspen3737
      @aspen3737 3 года назад +69

      All I want for christmassssss is youuuuuuuu

    • @DutchmanRadio
      @DutchmanRadio 3 года назад +29

      Dear god please

    • @LucasKellis
      @LucasKellis 3 года назад +107

      He had an interview with Casually Explained I forget when it was. Sam is in college, as also a college kid myself I can attest he's probably hella busy rn. Rona and virtual learning ain't easy. That's my guess where he has been

    • @egliyoflo
      @egliyoflo 3 года назад +10

      Amen to that

    • @Snowflake-hg1tn
      @Snowflake-hg1tn 3 года назад +4

      Did he die ?

  • @Dr.Legetron
    @Dr.Legetron Год назад +940

    I just now realized that he made a god tier reference to Ghostbusters at 3:34
    It was when Dr. Venkman said "Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria."

    • @lenaboyer6981
      @lenaboyer6981 Год назад +27

      Incredible

    • @larsvaahlmar1784
      @larsvaahlmar1784 Год назад +59

      Thanks, I've been wondering what the "Hogs and bats sniffing each other" was about 😅

    • @seesaw41
      @seesaw41 Год назад +29

      By one syllable off, that's almost a haiku.

    • @AllieS87267
      @AllieS87267 Год назад +20

      i’ve been wondering what this joke was for years

    • @person8064
      @person8064 Год назад +10

      Thank you for your service

  • @hotdogstudios
    @hotdogstudios Год назад +162

    Please come back kind sir.
    Update: thank you for coming back kind sir

  • @Boffy
    @Boffy 3 года назад +20524

    come back

  • @Maxims1
    @Maxims1 2 года назад +4551

    this is our punishment for not signing up to a monthly subscription to skillshare

    • @marceltelang7825
      @marceltelang7825 2 года назад +94

      No we just graduated from Sam o Nella University

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 2 года назад +56

      @@marceltelang7825 he’s taught us all he can.
      The time has come to take back the surface world! Rise loaf children! Take back the surface!

    • @jonahlehuman1125
      @jonahlehuman1125 2 года назад +11

      Sam o nella shorts.
      Your welcome

    • @youraveragefloridaboy519
      @youraveragefloridaboy519 2 года назад +9

      @@AnimatedTerror you my son, you shall be the one with all the figgy pudding

    • @Rudolphgaylord
      @Rudolphgaylord 2 года назад +1

      Good god. It’s all our fault.

  • @Jade_1872
    @Jade_1872 Год назад +228

    I got recommended a video of his just moments ago and I nearly screamed hearing the music thinking he posted again finally… my heart just BROKE when seeing it was an old video… glad to see others are still here in the comments waiting on him though.

  • @spirosnapspirosnap403
    @spirosnapspirosnap403 Год назад +34

    5:59 don't worry guys he's just learning "actual animation" and will at some point upload the best animation known to man

  • @aramkimodo
    @aramkimodo 2 года назад +8520

    For those curious where he went,he announced on his Twitter that he needs a break cause of college. So don’t worry,he didn’t catch urethra cactus or anything

    • @neighborhoodnobody4005
      @neighborhoodnobody4005 2 года назад +113

      Oh hey! That's nice to hear! If you don't mind me asking, do you have the source for this?

    • @tetra4664
      @tetra4664 2 года назад +273

      @@neighborhoodnobody4005 his twitter

    • @neighborhoodnobody4005
      @neighborhoodnobody4005 2 года назад +92

      @@tetra4664 I figured. I just don't really know his Twitter, and I'm worried a troll is posing as him.

    • @therealnoodledog6660
      @therealnoodledog6660 2 года назад +14

      Can you link the tweet?

    • @thewingedpotato6463
      @thewingedpotato6463 2 года назад +6

      Thanks for the update :)

  • @zdubdub5707
    @zdubdub5707 2 года назад +5015

    The students of The Sam O’Nella Academy have been on the longest summer break known to man

    • @bigbang0563
      @bigbang0563 2 года назад +138

      second only to phineas and ferb

    • @fl1x1db5
      @fl1x1db5 2 года назад +37

      ~104 days of summer vacation?

    • @ciarahester4506
      @ciarahester4506 2 года назад +17

      I miss him 😪

    • @JessePlays3434
      @JessePlays3434 2 года назад +26

      It's only been a year and a half

    • @danpinnell7502
      @danpinnell7502 2 года назад +19

      Anyone know what happened to the channel?

  • @GageisGreat12
    @GageisGreat12 8 месяцев назад +12

    Just realized “Humid sacks of rice, hogs and bats sniffing each other, massive stereos” is a reference to bill murrays line in Ghostbusters. “Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!”

  • @mettatonsagent7541
    @mettatonsagent7541 11 месяцев назад +31

    I can’t believe the Willie D did so much damage while pulling out

  • @mazkiey1364
    @mazkiey1364 3 года назад +6921

    We should've joined skillshare. We didn't listen.
    Now we lost our saviour.

  • @razorsaber2287
    @razorsaber2287 4 года назад +9294

    He has awoken from his slumber once more to bless us with a small portion of his limitless knowledge only to return to hibernation

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 4 месяца назад +7

    "Officer, What in the Rhyme of The Ancient Fuck is that?!" 🤣 I'm gonna use that

  • @ashergray5329
    @ashergray5329 Год назад +12

    I feel like a Minecraft dog waiting for it’s owner to log back on

  • @chrisjanuarywilliamson2010
    @chrisjanuarywilliamson2010 4 года назад +3662

    He commented on a Reddit post 3 days ago... Said "it's ok, school just sucks and is eating up all my time"

    • @creamcannon825
      @creamcannon825 4 года назад +429

      Thank you for your reassurance in this time of uncertainty

    • @oliverbrouillard6833
      @oliverbrouillard6833 4 года назад +105

      Wondering where the king went

    • @youdumbshit1232
      @youdumbshit1232 4 года назад +58

      what the fuck. Why is he so nice in his FB page

    • @JohnDoe-ek9ng
      @JohnDoe-ek9ng 4 года назад +30

      The king shall return. There is great succor in this friend, thank you.

    • @polexu
      @polexu 4 года назад +3

      Chris&January Williamson the hero we didnt know we needed

  • @dylonsmith8410
    @dylonsmith8410 4 года назад +19835

    We attend this academy for knowledge, but now he will teach us patience.. he will return when he thinks we are ready.

    • @blazetino5713
      @blazetino5713 4 года назад +169

      Dylon Smith Yes, lets not be pessimistic....... 😅🙂😐😕

    • @thewednesdayshowwithmac1702
      @thewednesdayshowwithmac1702 4 года назад +90

      Dylon Smith he died

    • @dylonsmith8410
      @dylonsmith8410 4 года назад +459

      The Wednesday Show With Mac what you speak is heresy.. bite your own tongue.

    • @blearyhaze985
      @blearyhaze985 4 года назад +68

      @@thewednesdayshowwithmac1702 dude proof?

    • @GraveMindII7
      @GraveMindII7 4 года назад +48

      I’m just here to remind you that still no video :(

  • @winstonveluz3970
    @winstonveluz3970 Год назад +14

    yo sam... the queen is dead.. you can come back now..

  • @milodemoines8896
    @milodemoines8896 Год назад +12

    At this point, GTA VI will drop before the next Sam O’Nella video

  • @literallyme6365
    @literallyme6365 3 года назад +15889

    Dad, I’ll never complain about dry cereal again, so please come back

    • @momoavatar4960
      @momoavatar4960 3 года назад +118

      i prefer dry cereal

    • @blowncreations8179
      @blowncreations8179 3 года назад +81

      Why isnt he making any videos?

    • @stopmotionshorts7772
      @stopmotionshorts7772 3 года назад +339

      @@blowncreations8179 he posted on twitter that the pandemic and school work had him caught up, but I would assume he would have posted again by now.

    • @HoobyTheOriginal
      @HoobyTheOriginal 3 года назад +6

      Oof

    • @erikakerman5618
      @erikakerman5618 3 года назад +6

      @@HoobyTheOriginal din mamma gay fortfarande tho😳

  • @jamesnovaria2968
    @jamesnovaria2968 3 года назад +6135

    hey, you checking comments again? don't worry, I miss him too

    • @megaplanetawsome7986
      @megaplanetawsome7986 3 года назад +24

      @@s--b he's still making money off of it

    • @TheOnlyHollywood1
      @TheOnlyHollywood1 3 года назад +46

      @@s--b He's busy with school

    • @fishman5
      @fishman5 3 года назад +18

      @@s--b ever heard of jontron

    • @uh5336
      @uh5336 3 года назад +7

      Yeah lol I wish he was my social studies teacher

    • @cactusmanofdestiny3708
      @cactusmanofdestiny3708 3 года назад +13

      Yeah man. These are dark days indeed, without the light of sam’s knowledge.

  • @Lucifer777_
    @Lucifer777_ Год назад +40

    My grandpa was on a tanker ship during Korea, basically they just refueled other ships and hung out all day.
    So naturally they got bored a lot, apparently one of his favorite activities was to fly seagulls.
    They would tie a hot dog onto a kite string and wait for a seagul too grab it, and then you could fly them around like a living, choking, kite.
    :D

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 9 месяцев назад +1

      lmfao, reminds me of a story my great grandfather told my grandpa while he was in German-Occupied France

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY 8 месяцев назад +1

      That's amazing

  • @EtVilia
    @EtVilia Год назад

    Dude please I need more of your content. I can’t stop going through every video again and again. I miss you.

  • @Zeroticus
    @Zeroticus 3 года назад +3727

    I feel stupider and stupider every month without sam's wise education...

    • @tourtle1497
      @tourtle1497 3 года назад +68

      *dumber
      OH WAIT

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 3 года назад +7

      @@tourtle1497 Lol

    • @Alkaloid-Odin
      @Alkaloid-Odin 3 года назад +15

      We are still waiting to graduate :(

    • @speedlover7362
      @speedlover7362 3 года назад +1

      Yeah me to

    • @doopa3218
      @doopa3218 3 года назад +9

      For all we know, this dude could have died and we just don't know

  • @SugarImplants
    @SugarImplants 3 года назад +2534

    Father, please come back, we are hungry, starving, dehydrated, we want to hear your voice again one last time. We are freezing because the heat in the academy has gone out, in turn our hands have shattered. Please come back, we miss you.

    • @T3nMiDGET5711
      @T3nMiDGET5711 3 года назад +51

      He will come back with the milk one day

    • @Ivan-Manzo
      @Ivan-Manzo 3 года назад +11

      @@T3nMiDGET5711 first mexican empire flag, I see you're a man of culture.

    • @T3nMiDGET5711
      @T3nMiDGET5711 3 года назад +7

      @@Ivan-Manzo yes

    • @oceanicmage
      @oceanicmage 3 года назад +7

      Same with Vsauce AND MINUTEPHYSICS!!! There Hasn't Been A Video From Them For Suuuch a Looooong, LOOOOONG Time. Those are my favourites. Then there are many more. Like Also Nigahiga, a Comedy Channel I used to be, completely, ADDICTED TO. Please Come Back Kings(and Queens Cuz Multiple People For MinutePhysics.

    • @morlock.......
      @morlock....... 3 года назад

      😢

  • @jimjimmler9825
    @jimjimmler9825 Год назад +33

    Sammy, now I know I was wrong
    I messed up, and now you're gone
    Sammy, I'm sorry I neglected you
    Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
    Feeling this empty
    Your videos right now would sound like music to me
    Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Sammy
    Sammy, come home
    (Sammy, come home)
    Sammyy, can't you see I was blind?
    I'll do anything to change your mind
    More than a stick figure, you're my best friend
    Too cool to forget
    Come back 'cause we are family
    And forgive me for making you wanna roam
    And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
    Somewhere I hope you're reading
    My latest three-word poem
    Sammy, come home
    Sammy, come home
    (Sammy, come home)
    Sammy, come home
    (Sammy, come home)
    Sammy, come home
    (Sammy, come home), ah
    Sammy, come home
    Sammy, come home
    Sammy, won't you come home?

  • @smnthatj
    @smnthatj Год назад +21

    the day he returns (if ever) will be the happiest day of my life

    • @Dark139hunter
      @Dark139hunter Год назад +1

      Guess today is the happiest day of your life then

    • @smnthatj
      @smnthatj Год назад +4

      @@Dark139hunter YES IT IS! THANK YOU FOR NOTIFYING ME OF THIS! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

    • @level_d4309
      @level_d4309 Год назад +4

      Good ending :)

    • @bear2710
      @bear2710 Месяц назад +1

      Boy do I got news for you

  • @sammaxgoof8507
    @sammaxgoof8507 3 года назад +5044

    Things to do:
    •miss sam
    •rewatch all of sams vids
    •miss sam

  • @liamhoran9906
    @liamhoran9906 3 года назад +8884

    Anyone notice how everything bad started happening after Sam left?

    • @p_4225
      @p_4225 3 года назад +484

      Stupidity, Dashlane, Humor, and SkillShare. All 4 nations lived in peace until the boredom nation attacked. Only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the wold needed him most, he vanished.
      Edit: Yo wtf are these likes?

    • @ronaldmcdonaldgarcia4884
      @ronaldmcdonaldgarcia4884 3 года назад +30

      @@p_4225 He is the missing r

    • @tigerfun8644
      @tigerfun8644 3 года назад +31

      He kept peace

    • @jameewhatsin
      @jameewhatsin 3 года назад +4

      no

    • @skelemander2624
      @skelemander2624 3 года назад +7

      Oh crap

  • @GrumpyTy34er
    @GrumpyTy34er 11 месяцев назад +6

    The Bonzai joke is probably the best joke I've ever seen

  • @BrianWiKleinschmidt
    @BrianWiKleinschmidt 8 месяцев назад +10

    My great grandfather served on the USS Iowa during WW2, during the mission to transport FDR. Funny to think he would’ve had to be a part in dealing with this ship. 😂

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 года назад +5591

    hes not posting becuz the first 5000 people didn't join skillshare

    • @jplvnw8961
      @jplvnw8961 3 года назад +28

      Holy fuck you've commented alot on here lol

    • @siphonix924
      @siphonix924 3 года назад +1

      2nd comment

    • @siphonix924
      @siphonix924 3 года назад +2

      Dan

    • @kemma_
      @kemma_ 3 года назад +11

      it's alright Dan, we know you miss him

    • @leetsUpr3m3
      @leetsUpr3m3 3 года назад +15

      To reverse this curse , we must offer a sacrifice to the Skillshare gods while playing fish jenga

  • @BrohammiusMaximus
    @BrohammiusMaximus 3 года назад +2194

    Guys, he was just handling fish suspiciously and got arrested.

    • @logan9846
      @logan9846 3 года назад +20

      He never should’ve flown out to the British salmon Museum

    • @CheeseLord1216
      @CheeseLord1216 3 года назад +66

      IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA

    • @____Carnage____
      @____Carnage____ 3 года назад +20

      @@CheeseLord1216 NOO

    • @Destroyer_Of_Rats
      @Destroyer_Of_Rats 3 года назад +4

      He got away for the first time because he actually did it with a Hedgehog and not a porcupine

    • @____Carnage____
      @____Carnage____ 3 года назад +1

      @@Destroyer_Of_Rats I think you got it backwards my friend

  • @y0ut0be
    @y0ut0be Год назад +216

    Oh, you're back, take a seat, and let me tell you of this grave.
    This person was an amazing one, he told stories with skill and passion. He told of war stories, historic events, and the occastional rant. However one day he... disappeared. We searched every where, evey nook and cranny of this world we searched, yet we could not find even a trace of the man we once knew.
    So we dug his grave, and lowered into it a closed casket with no corpse. So let me ask you, will you keep hoping for a return, keep grasping onto that strand of hope that seems so far away? Or will you simply accept that hes not coming back and let go of that strand of hope, and all the burdens that hang on to it? Will you stay by the fire of hope that burns your hand when you fuel it, or will you venture into the darkness and move on?
    It is up to you of course, but for me, I'll be headed away from here, and leave this cemetary of graves with no corpses.
    See you in the darkness of acceptance, traveler.

  • @nikhilpabelkar4191
    @nikhilpabelkar4191 Год назад +5

    It's been a few months since Sam popped up again. I never knew about him until Reddit absolutely crashed knowing that he was back. I've been binge watching his videos everyday and it's awesome! This video was also hilarious. He deserves the throne and the crown 🫅.

  • @tygeddes1352
    @tygeddes1352 3 года назад +2031

    Don’t worry the police will release him soon, he just got arrested for playing fish Jenga

    • @Thatoneguy-bn2ti
      @Thatoneguy-bn2ti 3 года назад +46

      I fucking told him not to but nooo he wanted the prize money

    • @linclokatz
      @linclokatz 3 года назад +9

      It’s been almost a year

    • @EveryoneIsWaiting
      @EveryoneIsWaiting 3 года назад +2

      Again!?

    • @breadfanta4607
      @breadfanta4607 3 года назад +3

      Thank you........ I needed a little smile after coming back here....

    • @vanilla_joe9258
      @vanilla_joe9258 3 года назад +7

      He was blinded by the lifetime supply of ragu

  • @boop7354
    @boop7354 3 года назад +2362

    "Any ideas for future videos" literally anything at this point

    • @TIS_Plays
      @TIS_Plays 3 года назад +82

      anything
      just a simple hey kids would do nicely

    • @maxp4922
      @maxp4922 3 года назад +45

      Honestly it doesn’t seem like that long ago when he released this, but damn it’s been an entire year since then.

    • @russellgriffin8409
      @russellgriffin8409 3 года назад +33

      I would watch him clean a bathroom, I just want him back

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 3 года назад +12

      sourcreampringles More swiss miss instant piss videos

    • @elijahevo6859
      @elijahevo6859 3 года назад +1

      He no longer is uploading rip

  • @retro6818
    @retro6818 Год назад +2

    Please Sam we need you more than ever

  • @manwithgun9768
    @manwithgun9768 Год назад +13

    He didnt say goodbye. If you dont say goodbye, your never really gone...
    *Just not here right now..*

  • @deetheottsel
    @deetheottsel 3 года назад +2129

    Month 10 my brain has shriveled into a paste, I have learned nothing

    • @muricamemer990
      @muricamemer990 3 года назад +1

      me to

    • @SirMr10
      @SirMr10 3 года назад

      Yeah, like wtf us orange?

    • @Dpatterson00
      @Dpatterson00 3 года назад +5

      Then you wouldn't be able to type this idot

    • @deetheottsel
      @deetheottsel 3 года назад +5

      @@Dpatterson00 sbfhfhdjdowjsdhdjdhdhdhdsj?amsmaskdjsjs

    • @FungiFireFist
      @FungiFireFist 3 года назад +1

      Sam o nella is definitely alive, he posted a comment on reddit 12 days ago

  • @died2pinwheel
    @died2pinwheel 3 года назад +27173

    He's not dead, he's in uni, which is arguably worse.

  • @usedtissuepaper42
    @usedtissuepaper42 Год назад +227

    guys… i dont think he’s coming back 😢
    edit: no fuckin way

  • @AlexCuza
    @AlexCuza Год назад +7

    Sammy went to Cuba for those cigarettes

  • @tenfourapricot5381
    @tenfourapricot5381 2 года назад +2994

    The current lesson he’s teaching is patience.
    And oh boi, is he trying mine.

    • @iulia5665
      @iulia5665 2 года назад +3

      Same ToT

    • @Reiikz
      @Reiikz 2 года назад +9

      I, followed a youtuber for 8 years till they magically appeared back out of no where, after 8 fucking years of inactivity on all media...
      I hope that's not the case for this guy... :v he's too cool to wait 8 years

    • @octavianjoseph8633
      @octavianjoseph8633 2 года назад +2

      @@Reiikz That sounds like... hell. who could that possibly be?

    • @basicallyhowto4108
      @basicallyhowto4108 2 года назад

      Worst lesson yet

    • @ryanr1945
      @ryanr1945 2 года назад +4

      This is worse than waiting for a new season of a show, he may never come back. I've never cared so much about a youtuber or a celebrities welfare before, like dude where are you? Are you okay? Do we need to send help?

  • @RichardThrobbin
    @RichardThrobbin 3 года назад +1824

    Damn the ship has such bad luck that talking about it makes you disappear

  • @OR56
    @OR56 Месяц назад +4

    The Willie D is simultaneously the unluckiest ship and the luckiest ship. Because they never got in real trouble for any of this stuff.
    Also, the torpedo drills were pretty standard, nothing out of the ordinary.

  • @mysticalbroccoli4281
    @mysticalbroccoli4281 Год назад +11

    Gary, now I know I was wrong
    I messed up, and now you're gone
    Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
    Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
    Feeling this empty
    Your meow right now would sound like music to me
    Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home)
    Gary, can't you see I was blind?
    I'll do anything to change your mind
    More than a pet, you're my best friend
    Too cool to forget
    Come back 'cause we are family
    And forgive me for making you wanna roam
    And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
    Somewhere I hope you're reading
    My latest three-word poem
    Gary, come home
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home)
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home)
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home), ah
    Gary, come home
    Gary, come home
    Gary, won't you come home?

  • @donkeyeatf1sh348
    @donkeyeatf1sh348 3 года назад +2070

    Father Sam, we are all parched. We are all starving, at the brink of death. We all hunger for your knowledge, and thirst for your humor. Papa, please come home.

  • @the28thnoob
    @the28thnoob 3 года назад +2245

    It’s been 1 year boys. We shall celebrate by destroying a Swiss miss factory.

  • @genthean
    @genthean Год назад +7

    Its been (almost) 3 whole years daddy, i really really miss you

  • @rickandmortyfan649
    @rickandmortyfan649 Год назад +4

    I love seeing the comments from 1 year ago missing him when he's back now

  • @hark6668
    @hark6668 2 года назад +2781

    I see you too are here once again, to scroll through the comments about "when is Sam coming back" we all are. Pain

  • @tragiclifeform347
    @tragiclifeform347 3 года назад +1526

    I'd make a 'dad going to get milk' joke, but I'm too fucking depressed.

  • @hunterwilson4854
    @hunterwilson4854 Год назад +5

    This is your time to shine you should make a video about Queen Elizabeth‘s life or funny things that happened in the royal family or something like that

  • @206hxcx
    @206hxcx Год назад +1

    ive been using this website since nigahiga was considered a small creator, but i think the return of sam will be the greatest moment in this website's history. only channel i have the bell on

  • @rap7771
    @rap7771 3 года назад +1727

    "Until next time"
    *closes book* "like thats ever gona happen

    • @Noonooestrogendrinker
      @Noonooestrogendrinker 3 года назад +25

      SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME HOODWINKED'S A BETTER MOVIE

    • @azzyv.6730
      @azzyv.6730 3 года назад +1

      @@Noonooestrogendrinker any askers?

    • @hiddenrunner9259
      @hiddenrunner9259 3 года назад +11

      @@azzyv.6730 you aint the sharpest tool in the shed

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 3 года назад +2

      Pain

    • @tod9141
      @tod9141 3 года назад

      Unoriginal trash comment

  • @peopleperson8093
    @peopleperson8093 3 года назад +2876

    This is taking the, “I’m going to get milk,” to a whole another level

    • @whereslenny5114
      @whereslenny5114 3 года назад +8

      Lmao

    • @maixe13
      @maixe13 3 года назад +43

      I think he’s doing the side quests that’s why it’s taking him so long to get the milk

    • @martinez_941d
      @martinez_941d 3 года назад +6

      why is your profile pic green if your name is purple person

    • @talitintti8412
      @talitintti8412 3 года назад +14

      @@martinez_941d are u colorblind? Or am i colorblind cuz i think it's red

    • @nullvalue9901
      @nullvalue9901 3 года назад +9

      @@talitintti8412 it is red

  • @AnthonyHernandez-tr4sl
    @AnthonyHernandez-tr4sl Год назад +85

    Sam I am 28 years old. I have recently went through loosing technoblade as a content creator. And I know you are fine and I'm so happy you got another job and all is well. I love to hear about all these good things that happened to you. I just ask for you to please give us an update and let us all have a bitter sweet final tear filled laugh with you and your nonsinisical humor. You have been part of my house hold for years. I show your videos to my friends and my family has already watched everything. I re-watch all the time and I just would really appreciate some closure for the channel.

    • @waltercommunitycollege1615
      @waltercommunitycollege1615 Год назад +24

      aint no way a 28 year old wrote this

    • @l3ftward
      @l3ftward Год назад +4

      here i thought that i'd never find someone who is experiencing the same this i am in this comment section

    • @gassug2
      @gassug2 Год назад +6

      @@waltercommunitycollege1615 second language prob

    • @waltercommunitycollege1615
      @waltercommunitycollege1615 Год назад

      @@gassug2 Or the person is just simply lying about their age

    • @donttrip2366
      @donttrip2366 Год назад +1

      Go touch grass

  • @IVEGOTPEEINMYEYE
    @IVEGOTPEEINMYEYE Год назад +2

    This is why we missed you sam. Glad yer back for now.

  • @FloweryOnCrack
    @FloweryOnCrack 3 года назад +3050

    A ship so incredibly unlucky, that making a video about it cursed Sam with enough schoolwork to crush an elephant.

    • @charlieferme5274
      @charlieferme5274 3 года назад +15

      Enough to crush Giles Corey? :P

    • @FloweryOnCrack
      @FloweryOnCrack 3 года назад +7

      @@charlieferme5274 Definitely.

    • @corneliusquincydavenportic1913
      @corneliusquincydavenportic1913 3 года назад +23

      Did the elephant go Ä?

    • @UTTPOfficerBennie
      @UTTPOfficerBennie 3 года назад +7

      @@corneliusquincydavenportic1913 no. You would have to bang on plane to make them make that sound.

    • @hypersans6209
      @hypersans6209 3 года назад +4

      a ship so unlucky, that making a comment about making the video about it cursed you with 666 likes forever.

  • @Catman2123
    @Catman2123 4 года назад +3449

    Everyone: “THEY MISSED!”
    Navigation Officer: “Not if I have anything to say about it…”

  • @undertow6149
    @undertow6149 Год назад +6

    Till next time im Sam O´Nella see you next time.....
    Next time he said...

  • @MrRobot_X_X
    @MrRobot_X_X Год назад +4

    The world needs you Samuel!

  • @d-boivids
    @d-boivids 3 года назад +2698

    everybody: *pokes channel* cmon do something

  • @swagifier1170
    @swagifier1170 3 года назад +1186

    Imagine going about everyday life and remembering you have a youtube channel with nearly 3 million people wondering where you have been for the past year

    • @jondaniels4325
      @jondaniels4325 3 года назад +61

      He walks among us, though we don't know who is him. Think about this next time you're out running an errand. The young lad whom you pass in the frozen foods section.......could be Sam

    • @neilb143
      @neilb143 3 года назад +24

      @@jondaniels4325 I mean only people living in Delaware

    • @noobmaster1186
      @noobmaster1186 3 года назад +15

      @@jondaniels4325 AMONG US SUS

    • @alkalinepineapples733
      @alkalinepineapples733 3 года назад +16

      @@jondaniels4325 He walks WHERE?

    • @therealslimshitty5186
      @therealslimshitty5186 3 года назад +6

      @@noobmaster1186 cring

  • @user-ps5sz4sl2x
    @user-ps5sz4sl2x 9 месяцев назад +4

    Igor from the Blue Jay channel and that one guy must be best friends.

  • @bensmart2829
    @bensmart2829 Год назад +4

    sam please come back. ive been sitting at my computer pressing refresh for two years now waiting for a new video. my finger hurts. just one new video, it doesnt even have to be good. please

  • @MixedTapeVideosNBA
    @MixedTapeVideosNBA 3 года назад +15271

    He'll come back when he thinks we are ready.

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 3 года назад +12

      Yeah

    • @chasemoss4484
      @chasemoss4484 3 года назад +165

      We’ve been ready FOR OVER A YEAR!!!

    • @racekpizduskin3740
      @racekpizduskin3740 3 года назад +31

      damn, 160 likes on this comment in a day. Lot of people are hoping for a comeback

    • @dougdimmadome1717
      @dougdimmadome1717 3 года назад +5

      We are ready

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 3 года назад +46

      I've been ready to hear his soft, supple, dulcet tones talk about the other presidential assassination that nobody talks about for more than a year. Do I have to tank the stocks of Conagra Brands to bring him back? Is that the sacrifice we need?

  • @dxminika
    @dxminika 2 года назад +8547

    i’m hoping the only reason he’s been gone for so long is because he’s been making a 10 hour video on everything we’d ever need to know

    • @tabearus3237
      @tabearus3237 2 года назад +54

      I was just thinking that

    • @Michael-nc1gd
      @Michael-nc1gd 2 года назад +177

      I believe he said something about college, but I've just heard that from others

    • @darthjarjardrips3062
      @darthjarjardrips3062 2 года назад +72

      atleast me know he is alive, he has made afew social media posts on reddit and shit

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 2 года назад +29

      @@Michael-nc1gd tbh he could just post his videos to his own site that you need to pay to watch and post on it and he could be set

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 2 года назад +3

      @@edwardwilson1146 well he could also just have a patrion so he does not have to put ads on the site

  • @creat_27.
    @creat_27. Год назад

    Yooo legend came back to life , congratulations 🎉🎉

  • @TsukiyomiHR
    @TsukiyomiHR Год назад +5

    Come on Sam, it's like 1AM here, my first day of work starts at 6AM, and I'm letting this play so I can sleep. Come back soon, man.

  • @nonononoway505
    @nonononoway505 3 года назад +1856

    Swiss miss corporate agents finally caught him.

  • @TheRyanH.
    @TheRyanH. 2 года назад +5266

    FYI, just from a simple Google search of "where is Sam onella" and reading the first reddit that came up, seems Sammy Boi is just dealing with school and possibly dealing with his job after school. His most recent activity (that I saw on the aforementioned reddit thread) was that he replied to someone asking after his wellbeing that "it's okay, school just sucks and is eating up all my time". Sam-e is just living his life unlike us chumps who come back to this specific video and even do Google searches to see if he's fine.

    • @isaiahjerue6564
      @isaiahjerue6564 2 года назад +204

      Maybe one day he shall return when he is needed most

    • @Rastafarianinja
      @Rastafarianinja 2 года назад +142

      That page has been up for a while with no new info. The pandemic changed a lot of things for people, and I’m not so sure that Sam is in the same state of mind to be a content creator now. Sam was in college when this video was posted, I was also still in college when this video was posted. I’m now a year removed from obtaining my bachelors and so much has changed in such little time, I no longer have a lot of time for many of the things that occupied my time during the day before, and I think Sam has the same issue now.

    • @voltaire6062
      @voltaire6062 2 года назад +60

      He has 4 million subs and a devoted following. The bozo could just drop out and do this full time and make more than he ever would working full time. Must be something else

    • @mucigasulmucigasul3551
      @mucigasulmucigasul3551 2 года назад +141

      @@voltaire6062 do u realise that this could also be bad for him his videos aren t exeactly kid friendly soo he can t use ads yes he gets sponsored by skillshare but lets imagine this he drops out and does yt full time and for some god damn reason he doesn t get sponsors for 2 videous that took a lot of time to make and now let s say he gets ill well now he has no job and probably no chance to do videos and if he is in USA he probably doesn t have insurance and is in student debt and medical debt but on the other hand he might be successful and make it rich but there is a high risk for failure

    • @Rastafarianinja
      @Rastafarianinja 2 года назад +87

      @@voltaire6062 college is expensive, dropping out for any reason feels dumb af when you’ve already spend so much money

  • @vanessajimenez4667
    @vanessajimenez4667 Год назад +1

    So glad you’re back!

  • @aidan04
    @aidan04 Год назад +3

    From time to time I remember the kind memories he’s gifted

  • @dinomite72
    @dinomite72 3 года назад +24630

    It’s not that he’s gone that hurts, it’s that he never said goodbye

    • @bip-bap4774
      @bip-bap4774 3 года назад +1748

      He's just busy. He'll be back soon.
      Edit: Every time you guys reply to this I die a little inside. Let me have my tiny shred of hope.
      Edit2: It's over it's all over. He's fucking dead Sam has been shredded into the void.

    • @markussmit5379
      @markussmit5379 3 года назад +535

      I wish he will return because if he did he would cure me of boredom

    • @AtomicShock235
      @AtomicShock235 3 года назад +432

      He’s the new gradeAunderA leaving us for 3 years

    • @MrScateboy
      @MrScateboy 3 года назад +50

      Boring Bubbles7 you just had to bring that up 😭

    • @gabelloyd6972
      @gabelloyd6972 3 года назад +21

      Where did sam go

  • @seankelly3171
    @seankelly3171 3 года назад +3432

    He’s not gone, the academy just got shut down cause of corona, he’ll be back, the academy will open again

  • @Tjarnov
    @Tjarnov Год назад +1

    This video is once again relevant, thank you Sam

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp Год назад +1

    I love how he stopped uploading pretty much the same day I found and subbed to his channel. It's been TWO YEARS SAM COME HOME PLEASE THE CHILDREN MISS YOU

  • @birdword7894
    @birdword7894 2 года назад +8956

    Most students would just leave the classroom after 10 minutes if the teacher still hasn't shown up but we've been waiting for nearly two years for this man to draw his stick figures again.

    • @conklaved7242
      @conklaved7242 2 года назад +20

      HAHAHA

    • @simonpimentel4101
      @simonpimentel4101 2 года назад +16

      Search up jake farm

    • @thepenguin2859
      @thepenguin2859 2 года назад +83

      We are all proud students of the academy

    • @dominic2009
      @dominic2009 2 года назад +84

      @@simonpimentel4101 I don’t want State Farm I want Sam :(

    • @acrohasatablespoon1408
      @acrohasatablespoon1408 2 года назад +9

      @@dominic2009 There's a RUclipsr that makes similar videos to Sam O' Nella that goes by Jake Farm...

  • @matomoscos5018
    @matomoscos5018 2 года назад +4040

    Next time Sam comes back he'll have to say "hey adults" instead of "hey kids"

    • @kellyfulwider9357
      @kellyfulwider9357 2 года назад +85

      i come back every so often to check the new comments its been so long

    • @lolnoobgaming1971
      @lolnoobgaming1971 2 года назад +1

      Hes back ruclips.net/video/IB-aYjjommA/видео.html

    • @randallthescandall7029
      @randallthescandall7029 2 года назад +11

      @@lolnoobgaming1971 that’s not him

    • @averagereviewerwhoreviesst2615
      @averagereviewerwhoreviesst2615 2 года назад +1

      Look at his twitter, he is living his life

    • @lolnoobgaming1971
      @lolnoobgaming1971 2 года назад +2

      @@randallthescandall7029 thats him
      In one of his videos ask sam suturdays ruclips.net/video/IB-aYjjommA/видео.html a guy in the comments commented Ask Sam Saturday:- Is Sam short-form of Samuel Or Samantha? lol 😅 and in his latest video he answerd this guy ruclips.net/video/ssR82MgaYhs/видео.html
      If its not sam how cab he aswer him

  • @merenguethesnail
    @merenguethesnail Год назад +4

    to comfort myself i like to think in 2 more years hes gonna come back and was in collage, i dont think he will

    • @dennisbowen452
      @dennisbowen452 Год назад +1

      Hey man 6 months after uni you have to pay off those loans.
      And you know how that's done?
      With today's sponsor raid shadow legends

  • @algirdasltu1389
    @algirdasltu1389 Год назад +1

    I check this channel sometimes and hes still not back. I guess thanks quarantine for letting me find this legend.

  • @potbrain8407
    @potbrain8407 3 года назад +1653

    He’s pulling a classic dad move. He’s just getting milk from the store

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 3 года назад +2385

    Don’t worry guys, he’s just busy fixing his microphone.

    • @handcrafteddkaiser2238
      @handcrafteddkaiser2238 3 года назад +3

      Good to know

    • @nathanblake6236
      @nathanblake6236 3 года назад +7

      is this real?

    • @ty1on106
      @ty1on106 3 года назад +66

      @@nathanblake6236 Yep he left to the store to get a new one! Prolly also getting milk too

    • @gt_observations1953
      @gt_observations1953 3 года назад +6

      hes been struggling with that for 11 months?

    • @theosza8171
      @theosza8171 3 года назад +18

      @@gt_observations1953 yeah man, living in Antartica has it's perks but it comes with a few downsides

  • @wormfigure
    @wormfigure 3 месяца назад

    5:19 and 6:15 are so deeply ingrained in my brain
    ive been quoting these shits for the past 4 days and nothing will get them out of my head

  • @NoNo-xh7ru
    @NoNo-xh7ru Год назад +5

    If Sam comes back he will be #1 on trending for days. If.

  • @hairball7102
    @hairball7102 3 года назад +2533

    "anyway that's all for today until next time"
    *where is my next time s a m u e l*

    • @pastel.l0ve669
      @pastel.l0ve669 3 года назад +4

      Come on where is next time
      S a m

    • @harrisonfraser8804
      @harrisonfraser8804 3 года назад +2

      E
      Ovhtrjj

    • @sjajqiq
      @sjajqiq 3 года назад +15

      I swear all sam o'nella academy watchers also like jack stauber

    • @johnybravo8376
      @johnybravo8376 3 года назад +6

      I think he’s in jail for killing fletcher or was it Aaron

    • @doesthisIookinfected
      @doesthisIookinfected 3 года назад +4

      @@sjajqiq and Bill Wurtz

  • @connerclarke1941
    @connerclarke1941 3 года назад +4819

    Take your time in school, just know your return will be celebrated.

    • @benking5706
      @benking5706 3 года назад +26

      This guy is probably in college and not high school.

    • @sureerabdi4939
      @sureerabdi4939 3 года назад +323

      @@benking5706 college is still school.

    • @trampustefertiller6246
      @trampustefertiller6246 3 года назад +42

      Honestly, I dont think he'll return 😔

    • @spizun
      @spizun 3 года назад +143

      @@trampustefertiller6246 Nope. He said he was coming back like 3 weeks ago, he’s actually probably making a video as we speak.

    • @user-dx3qk8dk7r
      @user-dx3qk8dk7r 3 года назад +12

      @@spizun where?

  • @stiglitz3532
    @stiglitz3532 Год назад +3

    Watching this after he's come back makes me realize how fast time flew, I hope he'll be back to making videos from now on :)

  • @depressionman695
    @depressionman695 Год назад +5

    I DONT WANNA GRADUATE FROM THE ACADEMY, I WANT A MASTERS OR A PHD FROM THE SAM O NELLA ACADEMY PLEASE COME BACK PROFESSOR

  • @dinoboiis8147
    @dinoboiis8147 3 года назад +3444

    Plot twist: hes making the most high quality animation that rivals disney

    • @user-tl9gp4dn4q
      @user-tl9gp4dn4q 3 года назад +59

      James Robles yes i would love to see the gore of stick people and no this is not sarcasm

    • @kendallwakefield7459
      @kendallwakefield7459 3 года назад +42

      I miss him

    • @dareven9984
      @dareven9984 3 года назад +9

      He already is

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 3 года назад +34

      at 4:15 roosevelt's hand remains in his wheelchair

    • @gandalf2447
      @gandalf2447 3 года назад +4

      Not really a plot twist just a fact

  • @TheEmoCat
    @TheEmoCat 3 года назад +1937

    “til next time”
    ok sam... i trust you [starts crying]

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 3 года назад +12

      Its been a year now

    • @Gtxti-gw8yu
      @Gtxti-gw8yu 3 года назад +34

      @@juliusnepos6013 Daddy sam will come back . I know he cause he promised to me

    • @Swedude-ns3dm
      @Swedude-ns3dm 3 года назад +17

      Top 10 sadest anime moments

    • @teratoma.
      @teratoma. 3 года назад +6

      why is this comment so fucking funny

    • @Slenderman12342
      @Slenderman12342 3 года назад +5

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  • @matthewsmiley3630
    @matthewsmiley3630 Год назад

    Him and Qxir are both great at telling stories wiggle being hilarious and having funny animations