Why the Chicken Got Domesticated

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @quinnytaylor
    @quinnytaylor 6 лет назад +7294

    Wow the background at 2:07 was soooooo great I appreciate it

  • @DraqonfruitYT
    @DraqonfruitYT 4 года назад +18895

    I just realized how anatomically accurate sam’s drawings are. Like the stick figure arms and legs are the correct length i think

    • @smolglitch
      @smolglitch 3 года назад +1397

      Actually true, except for the fact he has a stubby right arm.

    • @sadieadler8899
      @sadieadler8899 3 года назад +886

      The arms are attached to his neck...

    • @dinolandra
      @dinolandra 3 года назад +935

      @@sadieadler8899 i think those are supposed to be shoulders

    • @potatopotato9131
      @potatopotato9131 3 года назад +297

      I think you mean proportion

    • @shortgiraffves
      @shortgiraffves 3 года назад +338

      They are. Almost everything he draws is very oddly accurate.

  • @levipetersen4406
    @levipetersen4406 3 года назад +3457

    Sometimes I wonder just how many videos Sam has made purely because he thought of one pun that he really really wants to use.

    • @TheSonicsean
      @TheSonicsean 2 года назад +74

      So he just dumped every pun in this one

    • @Kornknealious
      @Kornknealious Год назад +15

      Every single one

    • @plotheplayer6462
      @plotheplayer6462 Год назад +8

      I guess he just really give a shmidt

    • @Shiestey
      @Shiestey Год назад +9

      Probably, most of them. Or random weird topics he found online. Either way I’m here for it.

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara Год назад +1

      All of them 😂

  • @asylumskp4391
    @asylumskp4391 3 года назад +2318

    Imagine if humans reproduced like this. Like you eat a burger, you're like "oh shit". Then you have to give birth.

    • @evirareid1500
      @evirareid1500 3 года назад +83

      Wait, that isn't what happens?!

    • @ikelldagay1801
      @ikelldagay1801 2 года назад +220

      @@evirareid1500 well... yes, but with alcohol I guess

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp 2 года назад +22

      Could be part of why we can reproduce at any time of year

    • @joeljustjazzing
      @joeljustjazzing Год назад

      Well i mean to give birth you would still need to get literally f ked (also be women no gay shithere)

    • @jacksont9455
      @jacksont9455 Год назад +39

      It would be more like, if you’re a woman, every time you eat, you have your period

  • @zeechy
    @zeechy 4 года назад +10019

    What do you call a bamboo rice that hasn’t matured yet?
    Childish Bambino

  • @cupymanor586
    @cupymanor586 5 лет назад +4562

    I did a research paper over this using only this video as a source for freshman English, solid 85%, thanks Sam

    • @abdouaboud7490
      @abdouaboud7490 4 года назад +59

      Hot bird porn

    • @Linnnaeus
      @Linnnaeus 4 года назад +47

      Good job

    • @Gabiyi
      @Gabiyi 2 года назад +75

      I really hope you kept in the jokes throughout the video…

    • @willquesnell567
      @willquesnell567 2 года назад

      @@Gabiyi I’m sure he added the hot bird porn

    • @NoruMinz
      @NoruMinz 2 года назад +44

      I did the same with the thorium video, got a 2. thanls sam

  • @BronzeManul
    @BronzeManul 8 лет назад +5321

    "I'm salmonella" has never been more relevant.

  • @katrocks1174
    @katrocks1174 Месяц назад +162

    0:13 Wow, it really hasn't changed after 7 years

    • @awppenheimer
      @awppenheimer Месяц назад +11

      I really wish it hadn't aged so well 😭

    • @AnthonyG29
      @AnthonyG29 Месяц назад

      i need context please

    • @awppenheimer
      @awppenheimer Месяц назад

      ​@@AnthonyG29Trump is still a presidential candidate in the current US election after 7 years

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv Месяц назад +2

      ​@@AnthonyG29it's still the same

    • @stevencooper4422
      @stevencooper4422 12 дней назад

      ​@@JohnMkrvHe can't say "hey kids" anymore lol

  • @jmaxag5419
    @jmaxag5419 8 лет назад +2240

    I appreciate that background.

    • @LukeGeoDude
      @LukeGeoDude 8 лет назад +40

      Yeah I think it was pretty great.

    • @fendas123
      @fendas123 8 лет назад +33

      It was tremendously beautiful.

    • @Chain_l.l
      @Chain_l.l 8 лет назад +60

      It was fabulously "greened"

    • @w2quick
      @w2quick 8 лет назад +114

      its my desktop backgound now

    • @chesito15
      @chesito15 7 лет назад +45

      It make me feel like a was in the jungle

  • @jessiee2115
    @jessiee2115 6 лет назад +11983

    "Be generally attentive to all her needs. Prick." Wet.

  • @emilycaballero6052
    @emilycaballero6052 5 лет назад +5338

    Oops read the title as "How Chickens Got Demonetized"

  • @davidoh14
    @davidoh14 Год назад +177

    2:07 we do appreciate your effort. 6 years later I'm bingeing all your videos and have no doubt there's others right now too

    • @leetm3in
      @leetm3in Год назад

      Absolutely! From yesterday to today down to the funny memory lane!

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hello from 2024

  • @SLqB11
    @SLqB11 3 года назад +1084

    "So the Croatia basically acts like a funnel...". I fucking died.

    • @steviemichelle7271
      @steviemichelle7271 2 года назад +11

      I thought he said the clamato is a funnel 🤣

    • @matijasostojic4288
      @matijasostojic4288 Год назад +28

      My entire people have been wronged

    • @SLqB11
      @SLqB11 Год назад

      @@matijasostojic4288 Jebi ga brale :D

    • @Qurrc
      @Qurrc Год назад +1

      Ok im not only one that noticed

    • @SLqB11
      @SLqB11 Год назад +6

      @@Qurrc nisi, plakao sam od smeha.

  • @mightymouse1111
    @mightymouse1111 4 года назад +10464

    Background at 2:09 magnificent, VERY professional. Easily best part of the video, well done sir.

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo 3 года назад +147

      Just stopped scrolling to comment because this has quite a few likes, but no comments, and that seemed weird. Have a nice day!

    • @fonchas3453
      @fonchas3453 3 года назад +38

      Comment numero two here :)

    • @darkalligraph
      @darkalligraph 3 года назад +25

      Comment nummer drei here :)

    • @Nate2010
      @Nate2010 3 года назад +27

      i’m fourth *h o n k*

    • @FunkInTheTrunk
      @FunkInTheTrunk 3 года назад +17

      Fifth right here- YEET

  • @theonewhowatches869
    @theonewhowatches869 5 лет назад +2611

    So since junglefowl aren't chicken that means that yes, the egg came first.

    • @pcvrisepic
      @pcvrisepic 4 года назад +165

      I have no idea why that’s a riddle. It’s so obvious

    • @rohanr.9714
      @rohanr.9714 4 года назад +98

      this question never made sense to me, cause the answer is obviously egg

    • @franklind.roosevelt7416
      @franklind.roosevelt7416 4 года назад +166

      I seriously don't get how anybody ever thought the chicken came first. No matter what, the chicken had to have come from an egg layed by something that is very similar to a chicken.

    • @chip6933
      @chip6933 4 года назад +91

      It comes from people thinking shiva Gautama Christ-Chan made chickens at the beginning of time

    • @Leo-wl2qw
      @Leo-wl2qw 4 года назад +21

      Teh Modest Mouse no if we go back the first animals were dividing through mitosis. only after the chicken’s ancient ancestors began laying eggs and introducing meiosis in an egg. the chicken came first, even though it wasn’t really a chicken, it was a single celled organism that happened to be the chickens ancestor. so in a way neither

  • @archerarts4351
    @archerarts4351 3 года назад +278

    2:37
    Sam being a very good boy

    • @mal_3157
      @mal_3157 5 месяцев назад +1

      😏

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 6 лет назад +4404

    Jerry: "Don't ever contact me or my kids ever again."
    Sean: "I understand."

  • @colecreatedcontent4916
    @colecreatedcontent4916 3 года назад +9326

    The chicken made eggs.
    Eggs give you salmonella.
    Salmonella makes Sam O’Nella.
    Respect the chickens.

    • @rookiedetective569
      @rookiedetective569 3 года назад

      I thought Salmonella gives you typhoid.

    • @da3musceteers
      @da3musceteers 3 года назад +44

      Chiken

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 года назад

      chop their heads off while you fornicate with them so their cloaca goes WOOBAWOOBAWOOBAWOOBA on you like an automatic fleshlight

    • @tysont3323
      @tysont3323 2 года назад +115

      And finally Sam O'Nella makes a video about chickens, thus completing the cycle.

    • @fishyboy2140
      @fishyboy2140 2 года назад +8

      Love how it says 11 months ago and then 11 days ago. Also, nothing but respect for those chickens

  • @respectthefish4992
    @respectthefish4992 4 года назад +16668

    "get her a boxs of chocolates and be generally attentive to her needs" yes

    • @themightykedge2273
      @themightykedge2273 4 года назад +843

      Can't be a simp for women if you only date guys. EDIT: OMG what the fuck is wrong with my syntax and grammar here? Sorry if I sound like a pretentious prick but I usually take pride in my capabilities in writing.

    • @presidentspider4774
      @presidentspider4774 4 года назад +77

      Simp

    • @user-en7dx1qp3k
      @user-en7dx1qp3k 4 года назад +48

      @I am a black cat AND I BRING THE APOCALYPSE lol ok

    • @thunderlina3237
      @thunderlina3237 4 года назад +890

      @@presidentspider4774 @lairum hurb You do realize that just because you treat a woman with respect doesn't mean you're a simp, right?
      ~ Signed, a woman

    • @presidentspider4774
      @presidentspider4774 4 года назад +167

      Thunderlina yes I do it’s a joke not me seriously making fun of a person for being respectful

  • @thothrax5621
    @thothrax5621 3 года назад +39

    Man that background of trees was so good. I really appreciate all the work that must have gone into it

  • @meatloafthefood2119
    @meatloafthefood2119 4 года назад +3055

    2:58 did you really just make a hen by taking the comb off of the rooster picture? You are a fucking legend

    • @ven8303
      @ven8303 3 года назад +47

      i bursted out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 года назад +41

      Unrealistic Hen got combs as well just smaller ones ;)

    • @omni-man8647
      @omni-man8647 3 года назад +10

      This videos keep getting better

    • @SLZABBJNGO
      @SLZABBJNGO 2 года назад +13

      No wonder I always thought it looked weird

    • @patrickanderson62
      @patrickanderson62 2 года назад

      What did you expect bird tiddies

  • @ellamegliola3188
    @ellamegliola3188 5 лет назад +1376

    He must be on so many watchlists

    • @pvt.rickert4002
      @pvt.rickert4002 4 года назад +15

      ikr

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 4 года назад +31

      Like the FBI watch lists or RUclips watchers watch lists, oooor both, maybe?

    • @daciannation5847
      @daciannation5847 4 года назад +25

      @@kari7403 all of them.

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 4 года назад +6

      @@daciannation5847 *Gasp!*

    • @bananajoeoriginal
      @bananajoeoriginal 4 года назад +12

      I doubt a dude saying hot bird porn just to make a joke is going to get him on any watch list

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 года назад +8240

    I FINALLY FOUND A SAM VID THAT I DIDNT WATCH WOOO CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY EVEN THO IT PASSED ALREADY LOL

  • @fawnathefox9600
    @fawnathefox9600 Год назад +60

    I watched a stick man explain how chickens were domesticated for 4 minutes.. my life is complete

  • @igooog
    @igooog 4 года назад +9394

    "entirety of the civilized world"
    *Russia untouched*

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 года назад +506

      *america out of the picture*

    • @JoaoSousa-ek7gx
      @JoaoSousa-ek7gx 4 года назад +308

      @@rokukou Yeah i think we didnt even know America existed 5000 B.C

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 года назад +155

      @@JoaoSousa-ek7gx Native Americans:
      (well technicially you're right since they aren't the one who named their continent)

    • @RiftZM
      @RiftZM 4 года назад +12

      @@rokukou *Triggered.*

    • @levar6618
      @levar6618 4 года назад +38

      Бля, обидно на самом деле, но я понимаю, мб это смешно для цивилизованных стран, гы

  • @matthewlee8667
    @matthewlee8667 7 лет назад +2010

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was domesticated, and civilized chickens don't run across it recklessly.

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 6 лет назад +18

      XD That's a good twist on the suicide joke.

    • @Youhoooop9242
      @Youhoooop9242 6 лет назад +15

      @Sharky Boi Up shut fuck the

    • @dankesteevee1937
      @dankesteevee1937 5 лет назад

      @@Youhoooop9242 it was a shit joke though they all are.

  • @Vaiski25
    @Vaiski25 5 лет назад +4843

    > Went to Thailand on a holiday
    > Went hiking to some forest
    > Saw a chicken in the middle of a goddamn forest
    > Mfw

  • @thegreatestbaldeagle2999
    @thegreatestbaldeagle2999 5 месяцев назад +11

    Proud to say this is the most watched video on RUclips about the domestication of chickens

  • @itsyourmumsgf
    @itsyourmumsgf 4 года назад +5827

    One of my chickens went eggbound once.. it's actually horrible, they can get so clogged up they literally explode, her actual guts exploded out of her ass and went everywhere. it was traumatising.

    • @elconnor1255
      @elconnor1255 3 года назад +341

      😳

    • @omppusolttu5799
      @omppusolttu5799 3 года назад +813

      can't you like break the egg and pull out the shards or something? Or does it get stuck in an area you can't even see it in?

    • @danielchavez1296
      @danielchavez1296 3 года назад +595

      Haha chicken guts go brrr

    • @jasen2456
      @jasen2456 3 года назад +339

      @@danielchavez1296 thats rude

    • @danielchavez1296
      @danielchavez1296 3 года назад +770

      @@jasen2456 it was a little joke but I do apologize

  • @helloiamalive4184
    @helloiamalive4184 4 года назад +9232

    Why is nobody talking about “ʜᴏᴛ ʙɪʀᴅ ᴘᴏʀɴ"

    • @federalbureauofinvestigati5813
      @federalbureauofinvestigati5813 4 года назад +632

      Because it's better to be left alone

    • @Spoomis
      @Spoomis 4 года назад +167

      It's best not to.

    • @rocket_sensha4337
      @rocket_sensha4337 4 года назад +148

      @@federalbureauofinvestigati5813 too late... Like literal millenia too late. Ulises was banging flying hot chicks back on the odisea already.

    • @bettywhite7341
      @bettywhite7341 4 года назад +7

      ?

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 4 года назад +34

      I try to keep it on the DL, as its generally frowned upon.

  • @Fr4ncM
    @Fr4ncM 4 года назад +376

    Imagine a clueless biology teacher projecting this to a middle school class.

    • @asbayt81
      @asbayt81 3 года назад +1

      whys dat a bad thing

    • @anonymouss1270
      @anonymouss1270 3 года назад +8

      @@asbayt81
      The hot bird porn I guess.

    • @Brave_Sir_Robin
      @Brave_Sir_Robin 2 года назад +2

      Why do I feel like this is coming from experience…

    • @sninctbur3726
      @sninctbur3726 2 года назад +1

      I would respect them wholeheartedly

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 года назад

      imagine your grandmother naked. you sicko.

  • @kaseyk3282
    @kaseyk3282 22 дня назад +7

    Drama, politics, and world events have remained relevant examples 7 years later???

  • @sergimartin7180
    @sergimartin7180 8 лет назад +12278

    Wouldn't want to eat one of those eggs, you might get....
    Sam O'Nella

    • @graemeharvey2964
      @graemeharvey2964 8 лет назад +426

      Sergi Martín no, you'd get laid

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 7 лет назад +208

      Aah the joke I was looking for

    • @yunianiceto9805
      @yunianiceto9805 7 лет назад +16

      Sergi Martín get out

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 7 лет назад +11

      Spooky Skeleton i trust.a skeletons advice on calcium.

    • @andrewk2708
      @andrewk2708 7 лет назад +7

      Cholesterol 1. isn't deadly, and 2. the cholesterol in eggs is good for you. Everything in moderation.

  • @dallasthompson9550
    @dallasthompson9550 4 года назад +451

    I accidentally read the title is “how chickens get *destroyed”*

    • @Evan_2-the_sequel
      @Evan_2-the_sequel 4 года назад +19

      1:39

    • @toakovika
      @toakovika 4 года назад +22

      Mystic Yeets I read it as how *children* were domesticated.

    • @superrnixx
      @superrnixx 3 года назад +16

      That's where the "hot bird porn" comes into play

    • @finkaboutit9567
      @finkaboutit9567 3 года назад +9

      *ALL CHICKENS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED*

    • @theosouris7063
      @theosouris7063 3 года назад +3

      Cuz I was hungry

  • @erenoz2910
    @erenoz2910 7 лет назад +1241

    2:52 so croatia is basically the egg factory of the world?
    wow thanks salmonella

    • @imbetterthanyouis
      @imbetterthanyouis 6 лет назад +44

      im pretty sure it literally means " a fucking shit hole " since they fuck with the same hole they shit from

    • @filipmatkovic7903
      @filipmatkovic7903 6 лет назад +57

      yay I am from the egg shitting country

    • @cookiemazino3731
      @cookiemazino3731 6 лет назад +3

      imbetterthanyouis wow your iq is definitly high

    • @imbetterthanyouis
      @imbetterthanyouis 6 лет назад +5

      it actually is , im australian so my iq is disguised by the fact we swear a bit

    • @cookiemazino3731
      @cookiemazino3731 6 лет назад +1

      imbetterthanyouis im from Balkan Do i need to say more

  • @atsilv
    @atsilv Год назад +5

    I'm very appreciative of your well-made forest background.

  • @robertschmidt1905
    @robertschmidt1905 6 лет назад +727

    Sam O'Nella Academy (30 December 2016). "Why the Chicken Got Domesticated" - via RUclips.
    On the wikepedia page for bamboo rice in the reference section

    • @cooperisntanelement4252
      @cooperisntanelement4252 6 лет назад +83

      Superpro820 Vlogs it’s cited because it refers to “bambinos” as a common name for bamboo rice

    • @falpsdsqglthnsac
      @falpsdsqglthnsac 5 лет назад +52

      @@cooperisntanelement4252 Not anymore. Some prick removed it back in November.

    • @tweedycheetah2083
      @tweedycheetah2083 5 лет назад +23

      Cameron Horn what a Virgin

    • @vitaurea
      @vitaurea 5 лет назад +2

      @@falpsdsqglthnsac the wiki editor is called NessieVL

    • @suzannewalsh3341
      @suzannewalsh3341 4 года назад +1

      alright, how do i trace an address?

  • @tonyhart97
    @tonyhart97 5 лет назад +687

    "Croatia" was the first time in a long time I genuinely laughed out loud

    • @cryzone2376
      @cryzone2376 5 лет назад +7

      OwO
      - *A gay German/Croatian furry*

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 5 лет назад

      @@cryzone2376
      What's this??

    • @cryzone2376
      @cryzone2376 5 лет назад +3

      @@Alizudo UwU

    • @cryzone2376
      @cryzone2376 5 лет назад +3

      i dont know anymore~

    • @laynethebreadlord7373
      @laynethebreadlord7373 4 года назад +12

      @@cryzone2376 *Pumps shotgun with religious intent*

  • @thoseweirdguys6583
    @thoseweirdguys6583 7 лет назад +396

    I appreciate the background Sam

  • @FlyingDwarfman
    @FlyingDwarfman 2 года назад +167

    Fun fact: The real story of chicken domestication is really much more puzzling.
    Starting with... we're not even sure where it happened first. Was it South India, West India, the mountains between India and China, North China, South China or SE Asia? Red Jungle Fowl is natively found throughout all of these regions (and further) and the most popular theory at the moment is that it was domesticated multiple times throughout its wild range.
    And then... were chickens domesticated because they can lay eggs on demand or because cock fighting was so ubiquitously popular before modern laws have banned it? There is surprisingly little evidence of humans eating chicken eggs until a few thousand years after the first evidence of domestication.

    • @anivicuno9473
      @anivicuno9473 Год назад +29

      The likely answer is much, much simpler. Chickens were likely domesticated only once, either in India or southern china. This depends on which region settled into village life first, the evidence being very inconclusive.
      The now domestic chicken then likely premepted any further domestications since the region was all very well connected by trade routes.
      As for why, it's pretty clear it was for the protein. Chickens turn protein poor rice into protein rich eggs. SEA crops were generally very poor protein wise, (and also only had the pig for meat) this is why you get cultural traditions of eating more exotic meats.
      Cock fighting would be a very, very distant thought, and much more immediate was access to a reliable protein source.
      Of course, some weird tribe might've domesticated the chicken for fighting, but on the whole the most likely reason was as a protein source.

    • @xendurr8180
      @xendurr8180 Год назад

      Cock Fight Island

    • @slightlyuncomfortable
      @slightlyuncomfortable Год назад +8

      ​@@anivicuno9473also they might have focused on breeding more chickens for meat rather than eating the eggs if record shows they hadn't eaten eggs in a while after domestication

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 4 года назад +419

    “Anyways, let’s talk about chickens”
    This is by far one of the best lines I’ve heard you say

  • @Mackin3
    @Mackin3 4 года назад +213

    “Cloaca? So the Croatia..”
    That made me laugh way more than it shouldve

  • @BS-se4yg
    @BS-se4yg 6 лет назад +425

    Cloaca??? Is it really called cloaca? That means sewer in Spanish..... Actually, it makes sense.

    • @laurentiuenache8021
      @laurentiuenache8021 6 лет назад +2

      It might come from Romanian tho...
      Cloacă is exactly that thing over there, and there are no othet words for that..

    • @zxxNikoxxz
      @zxxNikoxxz 6 лет назад +6

      Cloaca means sewer in italian as well

    • @mildlifeisatrisk5727
      @mildlifeisatrisk5727 5 лет назад +12

      Hey guys, portuguese has the same word and meaning. Well, that's definitely a Latin word for a multi purpose... exit? 😅

    • @pabloramos1022
      @pabloramos1022 5 лет назад +8

      @@mildlifeisatrisk5727 Sewer, the Cloaca Maxima was a very large sewer in the city of Rome. Build by... uh Octavius Augustus.

    • @graffsgd1224
      @graffsgd1224 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah they all came from Latin the latin word for sewer is literally just “cloaca”

  • @jessiemayfield6749
    @jessiemayfield6749 11 месяцев назад +3

    I wasn’t expecting the buy her chocolate and be attentive part. I think I might have to subscribe.

  • @mariocbitencourt
    @mariocbitencourt 6 лет назад +359

    After blossom, flowers produce fruit (called "bamboo rice" in parts of India and China, or colloquially called "bambinos" by some people of the internet).
    quote from Wikipedia
    lol

    • @bb2choppa
      @bb2choppa 6 лет назад +23

      Wikipedia also says:
      Bambino is the Italian masculine form for "baby" or "infant". The feminine is bambina. The plural forms are bambinosin English and bambini in Italian.

    • @imaducky2617
      @imaducky2617 6 лет назад +19

      oh my god its still there
      ```(called "bamboo rice" in parts of India and China, or colloquially called "bambinos" by some people of the internet).[1```

    • @snazzy9175
      @snazzy9175 6 лет назад +1

      IT'S STILL THERE

    • @evelinemidkiff1690
      @evelinemidkiff1690 6 лет назад +3

      Mário Btenco it’s still there. They’ll probably never change it

    • @thecommonfool2110
      @thecommonfool2110 6 лет назад +14

      Its still there, and if you click the [1] YOU SEE THAT SAM O NELLA IS FUCKING CITED IN WIKIPEDIA
      [Wikipedia, “Bamboo blossoms” on mechanics]

  • @simonarch225
    @simonarch225 5 лет назад +1383

    3:44 over a simple joke he straight up eggsiled him.. that’s harsh.

    • @iamthestrong927
      @iamthestrong927 4 года назад +98

      Man, what a cock, he really can't take a simple yolk.

    • @samuellee3729
      @samuellee3729 4 года назад +62

      @@iamthestrong927 Chick out man, he was only yolking

    • @DiamondDovesArt
      @DiamondDovesArt 4 года назад +26

      These yolks are Egg-cellent

    • @lycheemyusic
      @lycheemyusic 4 года назад +4

      Wtf

    • @santiagoossa2301
      @santiagoossa2301 4 года назад +21

      I mean, he made fun of his friend kicking the basket, so he was being kind of a cloaca hole

  • @pepsl4652
    @pepsl4652 8 лет назад +176

    That background was really good. I appreciate it.

  • @buckledben
    @buckledben 7 месяцев назад +5

    7 years later and I’m still appreciating the background

  • @uniqhnd23
    @uniqhnd23 6 лет назад +434

    2:36 Haha, respect to you my dude.

  • @RigiIndustries
    @RigiIndustries 8 лет назад +851

    The Stars have aligned!
    Sam has uploaded!

    • @rydergamesnl1862
      @rydergamesnl1862 8 лет назад +1

      Rigi_Industries alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet

    • @rydergamesnl1862
      @rydergamesnl1862 8 лет назад

      Rigi_Industries jk im also happy

    • @combustbanx
      @combustbanx 8 лет назад +6

      The planets have aligned! It's on trending!

    • @HowsThatThing
      @HowsThatThing 8 лет назад +29

      Egg-stravagant.

    • @rydergamesnl1862
      @rydergamesnl1862 8 лет назад +20

      Rigi_Industries lets not egg-xarate

  • @rino09876
    @rino09876 6 лет назад +239

    Sam O'Nella knows how to treat a lady.

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 5 лет назад +3

      Legitfox Animations
      Same except I’m a dude and cry every time I watch over the hedge

  • @megadestroyer454
    @megadestroyer454 3 года назад +7

    Let's all show sam how much we appreciated the background, then maybe hell come back to us.

  • @captaincyberdream9008
    @captaincyberdream9008 6 лет назад +282

    Thanks to you, the name of my lucky bamboo is Childish Bambino

  • @wallywutsizface6346
    @wallywutsizface6346 8 лет назад +486

    If you eat raw eggs, you may catch Sam O'Nella.

  • @Shad094
    @Shad094 6 лет назад +61

    1:50 It's very impressive that they made roosters lay eggs 5,000 years ago. Nowadays, we use hens.

  • @refrigerator_society
    @refrigerator_society Месяц назад +3

    Can we talk about how this isn't an old vid? Been a fan for years now and I would have seen this vid I think sam is up to something

  • @JazzyWaffles
    @JazzyWaffles 5 лет назад +353

    "Lots of hot bird porn!"
    No, that comes with the internet.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +29

      Roosters don't have wieners. 90% of birds don't, and among them are boy chickens. He rubs his vent on her vent, and transfers a bit of happy juice. Doesn't seem as interesting as the way we humans do it, but it works for chickens.
      Okay, now for the joke. How does a rooster, which has no wiener, get called a cock?

    • @mememan2.074
      @mememan2.074 3 года назад +7

      @@geraldfrost4710 this is the internet where rule 34 exist

    • @shortgiraffves
      @shortgiraffves 3 года назад +3

      @@geraldfrost4710 haha, why must we call these creatures cocks? Likely because they're absolute fucking angry dickheads that constantly want to peck our hands up, but we want to shorten that. Cock.

    • @flakitohdz30
      @flakitohdz30 3 года назад +3

      "No, it means we can get as many eggs as we can dream of!"

  • @Panzermeister36
    @Panzermeister36 8 лет назад +1071

    Great to see you're still alive. Love your content!

  • @fr4ctal272
    @fr4ctal272 7 лет назад +1251

    "Wow, how bamboozling"
    "More bird porn" just xd

    • @reithegrei
      @reithegrei 6 лет назад +8

      alien alert
      we found an alien
      exterminate

    • @iuroazzy
      @iuroazzy 6 лет назад

      Cc k

    • @sunatic9066
      @sunatic9066 6 лет назад +1

      Or may I say, just EGGS-dee

  • @matejanikolic8745
    @matejanikolic8745 8 дней назад +2

    I saw the intro and only then realized that we as a species didn't change in 7 years

  • @reddeimon475
    @reddeimon475 8 лет назад +922

    i am actually disturbed that the male chickens lay eggs

    • @arithgutierrez
      @arithgutierrez 8 лет назад +42

      Red Deimon I thought they can't since their males

    • @reddeimon475
      @reddeimon475 8 лет назад +299

      arith gutierrez of course they cant but drawing another chicken is pain in the butt apparently

    • @SamONellaAcademy
      @SamONellaAcademy  8 лет назад +405

      This guy gets it ^

    • @griffin3607
      @griffin3607 8 лет назад

      Red Deimon had not thought about that

    • @wd-type9643
      @wd-type9643 8 лет назад

      Sam O'Nella Academy Congrats Sammy, #41 on trending!

  • @frogirl2332
    @frogirl2332 7 лет назад +513

    CROATIA
    JESUS FUCK IM WHEEZING

    • @lukarajacic2967
      @lukarajacic2967 7 лет назад +43

      since its a giant shithole? jk, salutations form Serbia

    • @sven5069
      @sven5069 6 лет назад +2

      Ikr I heard that too lol

    • @dobarplan6142
      @dobarplan6142 6 лет назад +14

      from Croatia, can confirm

    • @afioyhac5432
      @afioyhac5432 6 лет назад +10

      from Croatia, can confirm

    • @afioyhac5432
      @afioyhac5432 6 лет назад +5

      from Croatia, can confirm

  • @domibik
    @domibik 5 лет назад +750

    "So the Croatia acts like a funnel"

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 4 года назад +35

      "Since this means that nothing can exit the clomato anymore..."

    • @leron4885
      @leron4885 3 года назад +14

      Da

    • @LeonTuMade4
      @LeonTuMade4 3 года назад +7

      Croatia is used as a shit, piss, egg hole for chickens

    • @leron4885
      @leron4885 3 года назад +4

      @@LeonTuMade4 da

    • @nikolab.4264
      @nikolab.4264 3 года назад +2

      @@LeonTuMade4 DA

  • @gyrran
    @gyrran 16 дней назад +1

    "Don't put all your eggs in one casket" KILLED ME! XD

  • @Мэтью-ъ3л
    @Мэтью-ъ3л 6 лет назад +132

    2:10 nice background man, good job, looks much nice

  • @BicycleMotorsports
    @BicycleMotorsports 6 лет назад +140

    I certainly appreciated the effort you put into the jungle background... All of your videos are done very well. This one was eggcellent!

    • @bees4330
      @bees4330 5 лет назад

      Bicycle Motorsports.... I have no words

  • @Lee-sd1vx
    @Lee-sd1vx 6 лет назад +4126

    “We can make their reproductive systems go into overdrive whenever we want! You know what that means?”
    “Lots of hot bird porn!”
    *Yeah can you not*

    • @ExEBoss
      @ExEBoss 6 лет назад +102

      *+Lee 88* But, what if I _want_ lots of hot bird porn?

    • @ExEBoss
      @ExEBoss 6 лет назад +63

      *+stuff & more stuff* Well that’s not very nice of you to say.

    • @bamberghh1691
      @bamberghh1691 6 лет назад +11

      @@ExEBoss here you go ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @feline8922
      @feline8922 6 лет назад +21

      @@bamberghh1691 I recognize that link... NOT GONNA CLICK IT.

    • @jzjzjzj
      @jzjzjzj 6 лет назад +1

      @@bamberghh1691hghcghvvhgnwgchf

  • @Xianne027
    @Xianne027 19 дней назад +1

    "Wow! How bamboozeling!"
    lol! Cracked me up! 😂

  • @jamends1220
    @jamends1220 6 лет назад +796

    I see what you did there; "civilised world" then showed them spreading every where but Russia.

    • @itstherealbrace6424
      @itstherealbrace6424 6 лет назад +93

      no, they spread to Russia, just not the parts of Russia that are uninhabited

    • @TravisBone14
      @TravisBone14 6 лет назад +32

      They didnt go to part of south Africa either

    • @alexrichardson1226
      @alexrichardson1226 6 лет назад +21

      Or America

    • @michaelbremer35
      @michaelbremer35 6 лет назад +72

      To be fair most of russia is completely empty.

    • @moonlily701
      @moonlily701 6 лет назад +7

      Alex Richardson the Americas were not discovered yet

  • @patrickreider9552
    @patrickreider9552 8 лет назад +746

    ayyyyy Salmonella is back

    • @cooldestroyer7195
      @cooldestroyer7195 8 лет назад +19

      Patrick R. Sam O. Nella

    • @YellowRayquaza22
      @YellowRayquaza22 8 лет назад +23

      I still don't know if it's really his name or a pun. Oh well. What's better than after a chicken video to do a salmonella video ?

    • @GrosserHund87
      @GrosserHund87 8 лет назад +15

      "I still don't know if it's really his name or a pun."
      Considering his love for dad jokes, it's not hard to guess...

    • @docoz1670
      @docoz1670 8 лет назад +5

      Rafał Lemiec i think he made his name sam o' nella for the sake that he could say salmonella
      Like the disease

    • @fat6776
      @fat6776 8 лет назад

      what the fuck

  • @spacehuhn
    @spacehuhn 6 лет назад +1130

    Ha! Silly earth chickens...

    • @bigboi2741
      @bigboi2741 6 лет назад +16

      *_beats with a shovel_*

    • @gregnubody3871
      @gregnubody3871 6 лет назад +2

      Throw ya neck out, throw ya back out. (My neck and my back?)

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +1

      Wonder what does a space chicken tastes like

    • @mrbenoit5018
      @mrbenoit5018 6 лет назад

      fulcrum 29 it definitely wouldn’t have salmonella if you eat it in space

    • @momon969
      @momon969 5 лет назад

      I'm a Graditarde

  • @durfkludge
    @durfkludge 7 месяцев назад +2

    I appreciate the jungle background and all the effort you put into it ❤

  • @taliakellegg5978
    @taliakellegg5978 6 лет назад +2031

    I met a vegan but he thought that chickens used to lay eggs every year or so in till humans came along and made them lay eggs every day

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 6 лет назад +436

      Well, humans only half made them lay eggs every day. They already did that sometimes, we just exploited the fuck out of it for our own personal gain

    • @felipewerner6670
      @felipewerner6670 6 лет назад +234

      @@celestialtree8602 animals do that son, its natural, its called parasitic nature, you exploit some biological characteristic of another beign to your own biological gain.

    • @carleykizer9390
      @carleykizer9390 6 лет назад +238

      Whos going to tell the vegan that humans have exploited everything for food from soil, animals to plants.

    • @robertsroberts1688
      @robertsroberts1688 5 лет назад +11

      Ryan Kelly there are still breeds out there that dont lay a whole lot

    • @adeadgirl13
      @adeadgirl13 5 лет назад +131

      Guess what, all the fruits and vegetables and grains we eat, all exploited by humans.

  • @icecold1805
    @icecold1805 6 лет назад +313

    2:30 d'awww. Dude, you just got me subscribed.

  • @jimbo111589
    @jimbo111589 8 лет назад +4738

    Ha. Sam O'Nella. Chickens. Get it?

    • @Goldenheart_345
      @Goldenheart_345 7 лет назад +205

      EYYYYYY, FOOD POISONING!

    • @ilikesaying
      @ilikesaying 7 лет назад +129

      EYYYYYY-BLERAGH (constant vomiting)

    • @BabyMickers
      @BabyMickers 7 лет назад +88

      I have to wonder how long he's been waiting to make that pun lol!

    • @sampearce482
      @sampearce482 7 лет назад +16

      No.

    • @Goldenheart_345
      @Goldenheart_345 7 лет назад +10

      SixxSnipersTV Unhackable wow, how original. -slow clap-

  • @tellmeaboutyourgame314
    @tellmeaboutyourgame314 2 года назад +2

    "so the next time your girlfriend is complaining about her period" you had me in the first half ngl

  • @tim.a.k.mertens
    @tim.a.k.mertens 3 года назад +64

    This is genuinely one of the most educational videos you've made

  • @naskhwaja
    @naskhwaja 4 года назад +49

    The background at 2:07 looks really nice. (appreciation noises)

  • @BHuang92
    @BHuang92 8 лет назад +187

    I wonder out of all the first domesticated animals, which one was the easiest?

  • @KKPsi-TubaDawg
    @KKPsi-TubaDawg Год назад +2

    RUclips, "Hey, we suddenly decided you might like this 6 year old video."
    Me, "You ain't wrong."

  • @Halinspark
    @Halinspark 8 лет назад +53

    So many comments, and nobody commenting that he's choking his chicken at 2:42.

  • @cjmarblebean8418
    @cjmarblebean8418 7 лет назад +77

    WE CAN HARNESS THE CHICKEN CYCLE. Untapped power beyond our wildest dreams.

  • @choty7066
    @choty7066 3 года назад +337

    2:53 "Croatia" - this is how you insult a nation

    • @majacovic5141
      @majacovic5141 3 года назад +18

      Naw, this is how you make us lol 😂

    • @jordandino417
      @jordandino417 3 года назад +3

      Cloaca is NOT Croatia

    • @nazeerkhot3651
      @nazeerkhot3651 3 года назад +31

      @@jordandino417 yes it is

    • @josefumikujo1092
      @josefumikujo1092 3 года назад +26

      Im actually honored to have Sam himself mention my country lmao

    • @noavidovic1405
      @noavidovic1405 3 года назад +4

      That's how everyone called us before we were a country

  • @Hermeskhadivar
    @Hermeskhadivar Месяц назад +8

    2:16 well isnt that a beutifull background!

  • @coyotearmory
    @coyotearmory 5 лет назад +610

    Why the chicken was domesticated
    -they taste good and poop free food.

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 5 лет назад +33

      And they're relatively easy to catch.

    • @DiamondDovesArt
      @DiamondDovesArt 4 года назад +24

      Don't forget cordless alarm clucks.
      I mean clocks!

    • @emza8964
      @emza8964 4 года назад +4

      @@DiamondDovesArt you ruined it at clockes you didnt need that lol

    • @DiamondDovesArt
      @DiamondDovesArt 4 года назад +3

      but I did

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 4 года назад +2

      they are fluffy

  • @pseudotasuki
    @pseudotasuki 4 года назад +931

    "Get her a box of chocolates and be attentive to her needs, ya prick!" Well done, sir.

    • @justsomedinosaur9440
      @justsomedinosaur9440 3 года назад +7

      But I refuse

    • @genghiskhan6809
      @genghiskhan6809 2 года назад

      And if what she wants is a hard railing, give her a hard railing.

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest 2 года назад +17

      @Deadpoppin if a woman who was ever acquainted with you gets one session of therapy she's running for the hills

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 2 года назад +17

      Sam is a Chad, he respects the ladies. Subscribed.

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 года назад +4

      He didn't say that to actually lecture the audience. He said it to contrast with what he made you think he was going to say, which was "human women have it easy compared to female chickens".

  • @thedailydoseofrandomnesscr1931
    @thedailydoseofrandomnesscr1931 8 лет назад +38

    hey I appreciate all that background detail at 2:14

  • @dustinyager11
    @dustinyager11 6 месяцев назад

    the forrest background you put to much effort into. I do appreciate it. wow such lighting and subtley. truely amazing

  • @Maxime_K-G
    @Maxime_K-G 6 лет назад +14

    2:07 Sam, I totally appreciate the effort you've putten into creating this background. I really like this scene and think it adds so much to the video!

  • @megaroo6110
    @megaroo6110 4 года назад +76

    Really love those drawings of roosters, who don’t lay eggs...ever...cuz they’re male. No but seriously the drawings were pretty good.

  • @bloodren0374
    @bloodren0374 5 лет назад +10

    That forest background is incredible. Thank you so much for putting in so much time and effort!

  • @binguschup7615
    @binguschup7615 3 года назад +1

    No lie the funniest youtuber I know

  • @claudiagomes1104
    @claudiagomes1104 5 лет назад +125

    2:32 I appreciate you man

    • @someonewhoexists7350
      @someonewhoexists7350 4 года назад +4

      We all do. If not for that, for the stomach pains he has induced by making us laugh so much that we cry. You gotta admit that his Burris have made tiny do this at least once.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 года назад +285

    "The chickens are walking around way too much, man, they're escaping way too oftenly, what do we do?"
    "Make em fat so they don't escape?"
    "...
    Good idea we get more meat out of em too, we can, idk, start a chicken wing company based in kentucky, or something"

    • @kellytaylor4435
      @kellytaylor4435 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Decidueye-2016
      @Decidueye-2016 3 года назад +8

      “What’s a Kentucky?”

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 2 года назад +2

      "Make some chicken pot piiiies."

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 2 года назад +3

      @@Decidueye-2016 "IDK but it sounds delicious"

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 Год назад

      I think that's the strategy behind marriage, as well...🤵👰🍗🍔

  • @briannab9064
    @briannab9064 7 лет назад +56

    Don't eat raw eggs or you will get...
    Sam O'nella

    • @dougiequick1
      @dougiequick1 6 лет назад

      Some Nella or some shit .....even though MILLIONS of people drank raw eggs and lived fine! Orange Julius charged extra dime for YEARS to have raw egg in your drink! I recon finally someone got some nella....or some shit

  • @gaminggeckos4388
    @gaminggeckos4388 3 года назад +23

    2:18 Visiting Hawaii for the first time be like

    • @gaminggeckos4388
      @gaminggeckos4388 3 года назад +3

      Seriously, they are EVERYWHERE. They're like pigeons!

  • @souptyranid6338
    @souptyranid6338 6 лет назад +48

    1:40 “lots of hot bird porn” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bartham9285
    @bartham9285 7 лет назад +449

    We love you no matter how long it takes to upload
    But please mate your content is the fucking greatest. Maybe a little faster uploading?

    • @SamONellaAcademy
      @SamONellaAcademy  7 лет назад +65

      Gonna upload by the end of this weekend. I swear.
      Only commenting this because now I'll be obligated to get it finished.

    • @armnhammer733
      @armnhammer733 7 лет назад +8

      Sam O'Nella Academy
      Yeeeeaaaa boiiiiiii feed us knowledge and bambinos

    • @zacharyshannon6881
      @zacharyshannon6881 7 лет назад +2

      Thank God. :D

    • @zacharyshannon6881
      @zacharyshannon6881 7 лет назад +1

      Thank God. :D

    • @howardparkes8787
      @howardparkes8787 7 лет назад +1

      Sam O'Nella Academy do you have a twitter or something for updates? It's pretty annoying just waiting around this long without anything

  • @lainee9027
    @lainee9027 7 лет назад +304

    "How bamboozaling" ( I don't think I spelled it right)

  • @mrbenoit5018
    @mrbenoit5018 2 года назад +1

    I appreciate the green background in the bit with the chickens