Europe Discovers Ugly Truths About America, As 250,000 Bikers Gather In Sturgis Despite Covid Risk
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- Опубликовано: 9 авг 2020
- Stephen Colbert returns from hiatus to find Americans still struggling to unite behind a plan to stem coronavirus infections, while our allies overseas watch with grave concern. #Colbert #Sturgis #Monologue
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“Poor people are so greedy” Betsy devos commented on the $600 a month unemployment benefit to Americans from her tenth yacht.
Playbook 101, really : Always accuse the "other team" of doing precisely what you are, or are planning to, do/doing. For instance, calling them "entitled" and whatnot.
J Z
Perhaps she made that remark on the deck of her family’s ninth yacht.
I thought #10 was still floating around somewhere.
Well Americans can't have it both ways,they vote against progressives every chance they get,for Republicans who's policies are no social help,so why act surprised when the Republicans say no to social aid
J Z they’re NOT “greedy”. Lazy & Stupid, but not greedy 👍
@@joemannix6643 lazy and stupid? Have you seen the economy right now? Entire industries have been wiped out.
Get you a spouse as supportive as Evey who’s still cracking up laughing at every joke even after she’s probably heard them 10 times that day
I think that every day I hear her. I love their marriage. The opposite of so many “family values” GOP members.
No wonder he adores her!
I LOVE hearing her giggle in the background... boy it makes my heart happy !...
Couple goals
Caroline Maybe fj
Did she say unconstitutional? Aren’t we long past upholding the constitution by now?
Juzek Pilsucki I think he meant to say it doesn’t seem to exist in practice. To me it didn’t seem to be a full contradictory statement just a “one up” of what I said before.
@Juzek Pilsucki your very sad.
@Juzek Pilsucki We may not have tanks, but I think we had federal police tear gassing people on the streets and putting them in vans against the wishes of the local governments
We haven't enforced the constitution on President's since John Adam's alien and sedation acts. You're old news
SeabassJames I totally understand how people are coming to the “tear gas isn’t allowed in war so we shouldn’t use it domestically” conclusion but I have to disagree. I would rather get hit with CS gas(tear gas) than OC spray(pepper spray) any day and I have before. The military comparison could be looked at the same way with ammunition. Military isn’t allowed to use hollow points because: 1. It leaves a larger cavity that is hard to suture up 2. It’s less effective again body armor. So the military uses full metal jacket ammunition or ball ammo(for the most part)
But with police: 1. Full metal jacket ammo tends to over penetrate and lead to a lot of collateral damage 2. Hollow points expand to double or triple their surface area to mitigate over penetration so it’s a lot less likely to keep traveling into someone’s house after it went through a hostile suspect.(But the good hollow points for self defense or police are nearly guaranteed to stay inside the intended target)
I could talk all day about this kind of stuff but I hope this helped out in some way
Edited for spelling
That Italian journalist is wrong. The U.S. have always been seen as a cautionary tale about what happens if you privatize essentiel things such as healthcare and cut away social safety nets. The U.S. is routinely used as an example of what we don't want to end up like.
That's the reality of capitalism unfortunately.... privatizing everything including healthcare and education.... These two essentials are NEVER meant for business and profits.... Look up at the Ottoman Empire and its decision to NEVER privatize healthcare and education makes it so successful for 10 centuries!!
#ChangeTheSystem
Evelyn's giggling off camera is legitimately heartwarming.
Should be easy enough to hear her from under the table.
@@shizzholla And then shizzola happened..
Don't hate on me. They set it up, I just knocked it down. 😂
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@@markusmuller6173 Fuck, man. You got a point. Babylon is now.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
Thank you Geoge Carlin for that quote.
Median. And all people are stupid easy to manipulate.
. - George Carlin
But the US seems to have an astronomically high number of stupid people!
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"uhhh Buddy that's a pretty small carrot."
Stormy Daniels - ALLEGEDLY
Sucks being smart and helpful in this country because no one respects that.
True it sucks
@Juzek Pilsucki America used to attract the best and brightest. The Democratic party still does, while Republicans attract the dumb and dumbest. You can be proud of your idiocracy all you want. Whatever floats your boat; but Americans aren’t letting you take us back to the dark ages with you.
Wow, finally someone points that out.
The empire has fallen. Thank you Trump.
@* AnimalHeadSpirit * please keep posting every where you can. Intelligent, truthful and on point comments are rare
Thanks. Too much ignorance
Somebody said..."after Sturgis, there'll be a lot of good lookin' bikes for sale soon". lol
Savage
I said that to my sister and got a nasty look....
🤣😮!
@Doug Lowe They're noisy because the obnoxious pieces of poo who ride them like to be passive-aggressive.
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Netflix and cry in America.- This has been my life during quarantine 😭
Cool username and pix
We have 27 countries here in the EU, with some still living the Sovviet dream, and we did get together to come up with a coordinated response to the covid virus, so how the hell did you in one nation did not get your act together ?
Agent Orange 🤡
COVID rates in the EU are....(wait for it so the brainless twit can process it.....) ARE MUCH HIGHER THAN THE US. The ONLY problem in the US has been leftist DEMONRATS, the same as are found across the EU - blocking funding and support. As for the COOOVVVVIIIDDD itself - 3 day MILD FLU-LIKE ILLNESS for 99% - and ONLY lethal for smokers (killed themselves), unfortunately for those with pre-existing serious health problems, and the elderly - who need to get out of those NURSING HOMES and get home to God 😊👍
@@dr.mikejohnson571 The Board should revoke your license if you're really a doctors. coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/mortality shows deaths/capita are much lower than the US in most EU nations.
The soviet dream? That’s a joke. I would rather be in the U.S. even with our current brain dead president. At least Trump isn’t yet ordering hit squads against his political foes.
When Opinions are not suppressed ( like in the States ) everyone has one and clikbait is about attention to sell stuff thats how pal . Plus it does not help having the W.H.O. change their mind every two weeks .
“Broadway’s closed... I’m all you have now”....tee hee. I ❤️Stephen Colbert. His wife can’t control her laughter at his quips, too!!!🤣😂
The US Covid response is truly horrifying but then so are GOP Policies.
Said the fake news...
No response was ever needed the humane immune system is all you need proven by a 99.06 survival rate most with no symptoms.
@@neckrescue1819 did you get it?
Kevin Mcginn
Graduate of Liberty University?
@@neckrescue1819 where did you get your information from? Plz don't say Fox News ...
Trump said he'd make us sick of winning. Well he was half right.
Stephanie Laland , well said.
Watch this about Joe Biden:
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He meant to say winning at being sick.
Hey, now! We’re number one! (At dying of CoViD19) (and in cases of CoViD19) (and at failing to have a unified response to save our citizens)
Look at it this way...we are number one in the world!
The last time the executive branch tried to do something absurbly unconstitutional was . . . Friday
"The last time the executive branch did something absurdly unconstitutional" wasn't that like...last week
also as an American I would like to resign our position as "leader of the free world" and offer the position to...Germany? New Zealand? Idk but not us 💀
As a Dane, I vote New Zealand. At least while Jacinda Ardern is prime minister.
We have not been the leader of the free world in 1,304 days.
We actually haven't been number 1 since 1971. A thorough read of history will prove this.
That West Side Story spoof was hilarious. If I werent laughing, Id be crying. My depression and anxiety are the worst theyve ever been in my entire life. Im so angry and disappointed in so many people - leaders and citizens, alike. Let's lift each other up where we can and shine light on those are who doing positive things for the planet.
I read a very interesting article yesterday that if Americans go all electric (heat pumps for heating and cooling home, solar panels, electric cars, etc.) and continue growing green energy like solar and wind, we can get to zero carbon by 2035. However, does require that government lead the way with low interest loans to companies and citizens to make the switch. Not going to happen with this administration.
Hugs
Be encouraged🙏🏾💌
keep your chin up, there's millions of pissed off millineals, i dont know if that helps, but they're motivated it appears, for a cleaner and more humanist future
@@enviromental2565 The fact that it has been estimated that Global Warming could be stopped in its tracks if 400 billion was spent now, all around the world, on programs to reduce emissions, and nothing has been done about it, is criminal. 400 billion apportioned throughout all the countries of the Earth could easily be reached. But no, that would upset too many lobbyists. It just makes me sick.
I like that his wife is still around, so that we can keep hearing her laugh
@AuntieS412 ou e
And that he tells a joke and looks to see if she laughs too cute XD
That is elegant; What else in live is worth having?
Too bad Colberts bad never collected social security.
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I've always thought stephen was super talented but this dude is doing a 1 man show every night sitting down in front of a camera with no audience to feed off of, no laugh track. This is impressive.
entertaining to low IQ snowflakes
he still has a team of writers... js
@@LittleBlueOwl318 everyone on tv does. He also has lungs. Js
@@obiwanyutuben The point being that he has a whole crew & he doesn't do the entire show all by himself, even from home, like you were trying to imply. Not sure how you can compare that to breathing, but whatever.
@@LittleBlueOwl318 because the writers write for stephen based on what he can accomplish by simply staring into a camera by himself. You have never performed a day in your life if you dont understand that this is very very impressive.
“We have been working on so hard namely the Corona” is not a sentence.
Do you think his supporters notice or care?
When was the last time you heard trump utter ANYTHING that was a complete, grammatically correct sentence that made any semblance of sense?
@@robertaclark6079 He would have even screwed up reading your comment. All this has occurred and I wonder if he could even read "The art of the deal" without screwing it up. He supposedly wrote that book. 🤮🤮🤮
Since when is ability to form a complete sentence a requirement to become POTUS? Not these days in ‘Murica! The stupid shall inherit the earth or what’s left of it when Agent Orange is done.
Hey I don't know what that Italian journalist was talking about, but as a fellow European, those problems they mentioned like bad infrastructure and bad healthcare were pretty apparent even before covid-19
It was pretty damn obvious to a whole lot of US Citizens as well....we just got "out voted".
It did require paying attention, and not to the Kardashians and/or the Royals.
Right like how was this a shock??? It's apparent now because a white guy with money is on office. Obama sucked too but everybody was too scared and politically correct to say we still sucked lol.
@@shawnkenneth5503 there has always been valid criticism of the US, even of the Obama administration and before that. Nothing to do with "political correctness" or trump being white. It has more to do with the fact that it seemed like Obama at least tried to fix some places. Should he have gotten a Nobel peace price for bombing civilians in the middle east? Obviously not, but he tried at least something like Obamacare
Italian journalism just survived the Berlusconi era, they would need time to find their bearing and shake off the need to make everything sound sensational. I guess, "we saw it coming" does not an arresting title make.
Europe is lucky: there's an ocean keeping Americans away. Meanwhile we in Canada are wanting our government to build a wall.
Maybe dig a giant canal, which Trump will pay for?
Build a wall & make america pay for it😭😭
Johan Öhgren With snakes and alligators in it?
Haha, build a wall make trump pay for it
@@angus7278
Makes no sense without snakes and alligators😉👍
His at home videos are so adorable I never watched him before but I love these at home episodes
I think I like Stephen's wife's muffled giggles over the actual live laughter from archaic days of crowded audiences. It's more authentic.
your wife giggling in the background is hilarious. Makes me laugh harder
Searching all the comments for this observation. I know I'm not the only one!
Love her laughter.
How do you know it's the wife, it may have been meliania getting away from turnip.
LivelyMoto ! My girlfriend thinks that’s awesome
I find her annoying
The last time the executive branch of the government did something unconstitutional was I think on the previous Monday.
That long ago? Well, the pace will pick up as election nears.
@perl man how so?
America , this is what happens when you don't have universal healthcare and education
a lot of people here don't want it...or so they think..its really sad. On top of that this pandemic that has effected the WORLD a lot of Americans are convinced because of trump that it was fake or caused by democrats here 😑 ill be voting as usual November, hopefully we get the fucker out
@@cassandragonzalez7351 this is what I never understood. I've heard a lot of Americans say that they don't want social healthcare because why should they pay for others. But what they fail to understand is that god forbid they may be in the same boat some day. What will they do without the healthcare?
@@kirramcdowell Pay for it themselves. Crazy right? Being responsible for your own health.
@Bill Confidential first off m8 I am not saying the pharma insurance system in america is great but it is better than if the american government were to run and "pay" for it all. Free healthcare would not work for america.
Keep blaming the Russian you Moron. Your political party has brought nothing but hatred to this country. An entire generation obsessed with race and over politicized nonsense. The new dem VP Kamala called Biden a racist and said that she believed his accusers of sexuaol misconduct were being truthful and now they are RUNNING MATES. Open up your eyes. You are the bad guys.
We are called "united" states... yet i see Europe more united by counties then us. This is bad..
We are no longer 'united".
😥😣
I'm from Germany and there's a dark joke making the rounds over here: What borders on insanity?
Canada and Mexico.
Fiat Lux true? It’s very true!
spreading it like "so many things they call it"
It’s not a well thought out comment. Yes, America is insane but Mexico is even crazier.
@@enricomahoney6617 says the country that uses police to murder its own. And mass shootings twice a month. Rofl.
Elias Filis I’m from Quebec, Canada. Nice assumption you made yourself look like a fool.
once this is over, there needs to be a congressional committee formed to review the white house's handling of this disaster and those that failed the american people prosecuted.
As well as holding accountable companies like Indian motorcycle and Harley Davidson for Sturgis, complete disregard for the first responders who must suffer the spread of Covid and those who will die as a direct result of this heinous social irresponsibility.
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Agreed. A crimes against humanity tribunal.
@ajegray1 Wait.... This will eventually be over? :o
My brother is a biker, and he always wears a mask and avoids large gatherings like Sturgis. He hates Trump as well. Besides Sturgis sucks anyway, there are many other better biker rallies to go to these last few years.
your brother is gay
I know that you are spot on . Every person on earth wears a mask . Sturgis ended over 30 years ago , I would like to know the solitary thoughts of riders on the way home . I think I had a good time , all I did was look at everyone . Wait in line , listen to conversations about my bike , that shop sucks, recycled jokes , smoked BC bud . Saw the same guy who looked like Gilligan , who dummied 3 mouthpieces a few years back .
@@thatoneguy6776 I don't know what being gay ,has to do with not liking the Sturgis rally or Trump . Maybe he couldn't make it , because it was his turn to clean up the clubhouse , and catch up on the sewing .
@@DT-hi3dm
Just saw a YT video showing Sturgis, pretty sad rally.
Stephen's wife is a big part of why I love these segments!
VA helped me get tested… Last Wednesday… They called me to tell me I was negative today. I want to thank the nurses and the doctors at the VA because they are the heroes. Don’t let them privatize the Veterans department. Please please please.
I'm so glad for your negative result! I know a veteran with several health problems who also has a very high regard for the VA.
Valerie J. Norse
Thank you Valerie!
The smaller branches and outpatient work so hard, and they are so nice to us and every veteran that I ask there feels good about the veterans services for their health. Where I’m at they still don’t have a Psychiatrist, it’s been several years since they’ve had a psychiatrist, they don’t even have a psychologist but they have social workers. The social workers are perplexed as to how we cannot be serving our veterans even better. LaMalfa is not helping Butte County but he says he is.
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Please please please help your fellow vets understand it’s republicans who want to privatize the VA.
My uncle was a huge fan of the Bronx, NY VA.VA Hospital. Brilliant care. (So glad for your negative result).
He didn't forget the word "virus". He wanted to go for "chinavirus" or something like that but noticed he already said the wrong half of "coronavirus" to make that work.
I was looking for this comment
No, he's right for once. Corona (The Crown) is the problem. The only thing it has to do with a virus is that they are currently using that to establish total control over the population. Taking 25 million homes and 40% of small business and every single penny out of your pocket to be held by the, ever so trustworthy, banks for all time, are just a few of the benefits reaped by the Crown's corporate allies. If you don't know about nanobots then that's the first and easiest thing you can do, by inserting the term into your search engine, to educate yourself as to the next step in control. No opting out, yours is already ordered. Regular mandated vaccines coming for the entire world population from an industry that gave us Thalidimide among many other things and pays billions every year in fines for felonies, as an operating expense, all involving lies and deception.
David Briggs You need stronger medication than that, I’m afraid ...
@@gwaladrielle I wasn't, so I just commented on it with the same assumption and then came here to find fellow thoughts. well it was kinda obvious though. 😊
@@davidbriggs8863 There, there, little boy. Don't get carried away. Also, it's astonishing how people like you use the word 'educate' so loosely.
Please keep Evie as a permanent audience! We don't need an auditorium of people laughing when we have her genuine, heartwarming laughter.
I love his wife laughing in the background 😂
Nah, the last time the Executive Branch did something absurdly unconstitutional it was called Tuesday.
The hell? You think it was almost a week ago? Did you miss the rest of the week?
@@KNR90 It was a reference to a great scene from a terrible movie.
@@MegaDale42 Haven't seen it sorry. It would have worked better if you posted it on Wednesday I guess
AH HAAAA!! HAAA!!! You sir a National Treasure for that JOKE! #EPIC
Is it Wednesday already?
You should show the last quarter earnings of America's top five health corporations. Corporate earnings clearly dictate American health policy. A country who has lost its soul.
George Wahl you can thank obummer for that!!
You can’t lose what you never had
Maybe we can bail out people over corporations BEFORE more unrest...
Yeah. It is actually much worse than people think. Collectively the USA pays more per capita towards health care than any other nation, even nations that provide free health care to all who need it -- e.g. more than double that of France.
That is the effect of capitalistic monopolies for you.
@@gaylelewis8446 What an incredibly ignorant remark. The extreme cost of US health care has been a problem way before Obama. For example in 2007, yearly US health expenditure per capita was also double that of France (6096 vs 3040). Yet people in France get *way much better* care than the average Joe in the US.
To the civilized countries around the world, the Sturgis Moronathon typifies the U.S.
Praying for Herr Doktor Drumpf’s aneurism. Stat!
"the difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits" - albert einstein
That's right. Vote for Trump!!!
And once again, Einstein did not say that
Correct. Colbert's STUPIDITY - too stupid to recognize his blatherings INDICATE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE'S BLATHERING ABOUT - is truly AMAZING
@@dr.mikejohnson571 What?
@MorbidManMusic Again moron.
If you're confident Biden's going to win... that's not enough! *VOTE!*
Early Voting starts in my State in 69 days!
Serge Somborac Biden stated emphatically, come November he’ll Beat Ronald Reagan 👍
Biden needs to win by a landslide so Trump and his followers can't claim fraud. THiS is why you need to vote regardless of what the polling looks like in your state. Also, please prepare yourself for things that may change between now and Nov. If your county had a sudden surge in positive cases you may not be as likely as you are today to go and vote in-person. So, try to take advantage of the early in-person voting most states offer, as well as, absentee ballots. States w/absentee ballots usually require you to first send in a request for a request for an absentee ballot. This AB request form has to be filled out and mailed in. Then you'll receive your actual absentee ballot with the candidates. This, too, is filled out and mailed into your county's election office. Most states do NOT provide free postage. So, if you're like me, you'll have to purposefully plan to have enough stamps. IF you request an absentee ballot and later decide you wish to vote in-person, you MUST take the completely BLANK (no marks, no "Xs" drawn on it, etc) absentee ballot with you to the polling station and tell the poll worker that you have an Absentee but wish to vote in person. With few exceptions, you will receive a Provisional written Ballot to fill out that will be returned with your unmarked absentee ballot to the county's election office and your registration and it will be verified that you did not mail in the absentee ballot before your votes are counted. Personally, I suggest that you obtain and mail in the form just for your absentee ballot request form now (Some states, such as Georgia, are in the process of trying to certify this initial step to be don't online). Remember, you have to fill out a form just to request the absentee ballot request form. Nonetheless, I suggest peoe either plan to vote early OR to go through the process to get their absentee ballots but plan to drop them off at your county's election's office OR use one of the designated drop-off boxes with various county locations.... And get a few stamps on your next grocery store run! No matter HOW you choose to vote, we must vote. You don't want to be kicking yourself because your candidate lost due to whacky polling (again), and you didn't think your vote would matter. ALSO, keep in mind House and Senate seats are up for grabs, too! In my county during the 2018 midterm, a House Rep lost by just 3 votes. I'm sure there were at a minimum, 3 voters who had perfect plans to vote in-person, but their plans somehow fell through on election day. Three votes!
B Bodziak Hillary was 14 points ahead of trump 30 days be4 election 🗳
What people Say is different than what they do in the Booth.
Even with Clinton winning the popular Vote, Trump rides on AF1.
The good news: 1 month after the election Joe will be diagnosed with Alzheimer’s ✔️
Biden has no cognitive ability anymore
That trump couldn’t remember the word “virus” is frightening. The man is impaired.
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@JZ's Best Friend I bet he got that bruise while rubbing on out, missed a stroke and hit his hand on the dresser or something.
Have you herd him to say Yosemite.?
@JZ's Best Friend LOL Clinton had a little help from a friend... see that's the difference, Cinnamon Hitler doesn't have any friends
@@michellekeefer7397 LOL and the Jewish community promptly started laughing at him harder than they usually do.
I HAVE NEVER DISLIKED MY COUNTRY MORRRRRRRE.
We just keep shaking our heads in Europe...we cannot believe how ANYONE could have voted for him..
But are also very worried they will all do it again 🤷♀️
Janet Flint not just Europe shaking their their head, try the rest of the world.
Us too.
And that he could stay in office / I never believed that possible! I‘m disappointed in the USA legal system. I used to admire the US when I was a teenager. Sadly there is not much to admire anymore ...
Not all of Europe, though. Some of the European countries voted for an equivalent.
Americans will vote for him again. I just hope, for the sake of our future as a country, that enough of us vote to kick him back into the gutter where he belongs.
Shouldn't really say that "European opinion about America..." based on a quote from one country. Some of us are not at all looking to USA as a role model, but as a "what not to do" model. And that view was pre-covid determined, covid-19 just makes it worse.
I hope you understand that not all of us Americans stand by Trump and his deranged ramblings. He lost the popular vote in the election, but he won the one that mattered. Right now, you are seeing the *minority* of Americans showcasing their stupidity.
I'm proud to be an American, I'm not proud of what has been happening though. I can't wait for the election, hopefully we can start to reset everything.
Fight Me!!!
That’s curious. As a longtime Swedish citizen who both knows a few Germans and has traveled to Germany, I’ve always noticed that-unlike Swedes-Germans tend to be very critical of the US. Swedes, on the other hand, seem to love everything USA, but that’s changing considerably post-Trump, of course. Any Germans around who can tell us what’s up there?
@Abe Garfield yea, it's terrible how the leader of the USA is making us look bad. I always respected the president.. This is the first exception.
It's a small live audience! But clearly a devoted one ♥️
"Person, woman, man, camera, TV."
As a European I can confirm we have a new motto for America.
The US is just a third world country wearing a Gucci belt.
Joe Taylor
All of my belts are Grip6.
Best Wishes from Hogtown, Florida.
🤣🤣
I'm so sad that we have become a joke,I hope that Biden wins in November and that my fellow Americans enact new laws to prevent us EVER having another trump. Maybe we have had an awakening, maybe trump was an eye opener for us?
@@jessicamorrell4713 😢😍
@@g0679 Yes. He was being absolutely literal. I get that you are trying to be a tough guy, but do you even lift, bro?
All politicians who are in favor of $200 per week MUST be required to live on ONLY $200 per week until they leave politics and/or lobbying.
It's being REDUCED by $200 p/w to ONLY $400 (from $600).
In England I wouldn't have to work on that, at all. That's £305 p/w (reduced from £457!!!).
Stop moaning 'Murica, that's plenty for a HAND-OUT!!!
@@howardmckenna remember that In america, we have to pay for our healthcare. and our healthcare costs at least twice as much as yours would if you had to pay for it. heck, while we were in the UK, we had to get four prescriptions filled, and it cost us less than it would have cost just to visit the doctor, here.
@@kenbrown2808 this is extremely false. Also it's not 400 a week, it's 400 extra added on to normal unemployment. People are getting up to 1k-1.2k a week on unemployment.
@@theplaybunnyarcade3375 in states with GOOD unemployment, regular unemployment pay is half a person's regular income. and the majority of people in America have trouble living on ALL their regular income. so please, feel free to document your claims that people are able to live well on $400.00 a week above their regular unemployment.
@@kenbrown2808... O.K. we've got free healthcare. I'm not even registered with a doctor. I haven't had any form of healthcare in 30 years. I would willingly trade your unemployment benefit for my unused healthcare. I'm never ill, don't take ANY medication.
Americans : We are the greatest country in the world
Europe, Canada, East Asia, Australia and New Zealand : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm looking at the rest of my country and I'm surprised at how I'm unsurprised at how bad we biffed it.
@donkiyboy 17th in the global freedom index.
@donkiyboi Our tests in Canada are more efficient than the ones in the US. There is also much more liberty in Europe, New Zealand, Australia and Canada than in the USA.
@@cameronburke8002 have you ever looked at the criteria for some of these so called the "Freedom Indexs"? It's completely B.S. For example: In 2011 a woman from Austria was convicted of “disparagement of religious precepts" because she called Muhammad a child molester. Now here's the crazy thing, the facts of what she did are not in dispute. She held “seminars” in which she presented her view that Muhammad was indeed a child molester. Dominant Islamic traditions hold that Muhammad’s third wife, Aisha, was 6 at the time of their marriage and 9 at its consummation. Muhammad was in his early 50s. The Austrian woman repeated these claims, and the Austrian court ruled that she had to pay 480 euros or spend 60 days in the slammer. Now in America it's not a crime to talk bad about religion. Matter of fact that's a Tuesday. So explain to me how Austria ranks higher on the freedom index for "free speech" and "freedom of religion". Explain to me how Trump criticizing the press but doing nothing to stop them from reporting is worse than countries that actually control what the press can and cannot publish.
Is America perfect? No, not by a long shot. Is it the greatest country in the world? Well maybe but, at the very least it's up there.
In my own personal opinion the biggest problem in the US is education. Now I'm not just talking about schooling but also our drive to be the best. Never before in human history has so much information been readily and easily available to everyone and yet so many people still choose to be ignorant. Ignorance is no longer a defense. It's no longer an excuse. Ignorance is now almost completely voluntary. At least it is in America.
donkiyboy BS! Do they pay you to be a Trudeau Troll?
Might be some widows selling some cheap bikes in a month or so.
OOHHH.....GREAT POINT. i want a newer bike.
Well, drop in and let them know you feel that way.....and be sure to film it.
@@maryhalverson5713 Sorry darlin' I'm pointing out a problem with social distancing and you think I going to go and jump in the pool with them?
We better get this virus under control soon, Stephen's hair is going rogue.
He looks better today. l pray all this to be over. l prefer watching in the STUDIO WITH AUDIENCE where he makes you laugh with John the Baptist.
Coronavirus will be gone November 4th
Imagine him looking like a yogi with a ponytail. 😄
@@johnnyd687 When will it be gone in all the other countries?
@@johnnyd687 Yeah, me too, I can't wait till a real president like Biden wins and starts to implement policies to save the country from this Putin loving traitorous leech Trump.
Love how you say it how it is Stephen, as a Nurse myself Here in Dublin, Ireland, I would love these people to spend a shift in ICU and see it is not the flu. If everyone in the world wore a mask when out or unable to social distance, for 4-6 weeks, we would have the virus under control! I have a lot of relatives in the states including my brother who lives in New York and himself and his family were due to here on holidays this month. At least 90% are complying , it is The Trump 10% that have really messed this up for America. We still love you over here, but we all got to stay safe. #wearthedamnmask!
Thanks for your service...nurses are heroes !
We are hard to love right now, so thank you.
Anne Mackey I am a Greek and my son lives in Dublin for the last five years. i want to thank you so much for the measures your country has taken against the virus. You should be a model for the rest of us. I have tears in my eyes when i writing this but right now i feel my only child is at a city where he is safe.. THANK YOU THANK YOU
@@lenaannis8787
Went to a Sturgis rally once. Lets just say the average age at that thing is probably right in the danger zone for covid. (Grannies in leather bikini tops as far as the eye can see)
oh god, spare the imagery.. doesn't sound like they have suffered from the COID economic downturn...unlike many others..
Damn, Colbert... those grays are coming in fast. The last 4 years are aging us all like it’s been double that.
Constantly pumping out propaganda will do that.
Six months in and Americans are still debating the use of face masks. That says all you need to know about why C19 loves the USA.
Trump 2020
robert moore now that’s just lazy.
We're not debating. We know. They have a completely negligible effect on the spread. We've known that long before covid even came around, they're not useful.
"This is America" is a common phrase I've heard from people who don't want to wear a mask.
@@theplaybunnyarcade3375 Strangely, the only country where mask wearing is not very effective is the U.S. Everywhere else it's working really well.
We've accidentally gotten into the Sturgis bikers during one vacation. Most don't wear helmets! Why would you think they'd wear masks?
This will be a good breeding ground for mega speed of Covid-19
If their large behinds are indicative of the rest of their physical structure, a tent maker would have the duty to construct a mask, for all those astride those obnoxious, 1939 technology, rattle trap, junk
machines.
Wow not a lot of people who like bikes here eh? I know a few who ride and they aren't bad people and there bikes aren't "deathtraps"
Ok cool
@@charliegarrison9688 that's true. I didn't mean to generalize all bikers. I know there are a lot of responsible ones, too. Hopefully they are not taking part this year.
Lol- loved the dub play and your little chair dance after. Broadway’s closed, I’m all you got! 🤣😱
Ok, that West Side Story bit was priceless. Had a bit of a sting to it as well.
Its true, over here in Europe, we are completely amazed at the stunning fall from grace for America. Incredibly sad times.
Dunno which country your in but whole europe is brought to its knees by this scamdemic
@@user-rr7bv6my4e The whole world is on its knees, but it's really just America that's actively burying its head in the sand instead of trying to stand back up.
@@HungryLoki like, governments actions?
As if America wasn't a joke to Western Europe for decades. Preventable deaths rampant at the hand of guns, disease, horrible diets and just being poor. Sad reality is, they were always the least developed country in the developed world. Now they're just proving it.
Gin Gangooley As if anyone gives a shit what the EU or UK “think”
Tend your own garden Mate.
I have never been so embarrassed to be American. Ive been going around talking with a Himalayan accent and telling people im on a student visa.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn man
What a pathetic way for an empire to die.
This is the best I've seen Colbert. No laughs, no pretentious sidekick, just pure intelligence and delivery. Plus, giggles from the wife
I agree w Italy but the biggest issue is our Administration making it difficult every which way we turn
Most of European countries are simply astonished that the 1st world economy is so weak in redistribution for the people. Where most of European countries have solid and almost free healthcare, employment and retierement, USA has just a fraction of it. I know the easy rethoric used in the past by some politics to prevent building such institutions under the name of socialism and high taxes. Trump attacked Germany, Danemark, France for being socialist like if Stalin had built western Europe ! Seriously? Solidarity is the real word not socialism. Solidarity is also not to confuse with Charity as some people think. Charity is when à few people give to a fewer. Solidarity is when the growth you generate is redistributed to large part of the population. People are scared it will increase taxes, funny indeed when you consider solidarity in the US first goes to the big corporations rather than it the people under the Shape of more depts and not taxes. Sad and corruption.. The past previous GOP at least used safety nets for compensation in front of a crisis. Trump looks to pass safety strings in comparaison. Not sure it will be enough.. It is not even a good economic strategy when you consider consumption is the big engine for occidental economies. How is this engine going to restart when people don't have anymore money to fuel it?
the fact that politicians are doing meetings and press conferences without masks or social distancing, doesnt exactly add alot of credibility to their whole COVID-19 scheme. is kinda funny how people have never seen how this whole COVID-19 just magically appeared out of nowhere when there's an attempted impeachment going on along with upcoming election campaigns and eventual voting.
@Chris R
Well written post with a lot of information that should rightly make people question their system. It may unfortunately not get all the likes it deserves. I don't no why, but it seems like the US citizens either can't fathom how much they are being screwed, or they simply don't want to hear about in. It hurts to have your illusions broken, I guess.
chewBecca lol ..
the orange man has one of his toadies in the post office now. people who can't get out have to rely on mail voting. coincidently postal service is stopping overtime, and reduced staff. should be the opposite !! we now have a dictatorship. the administration does nothing ! i despair !!!
Going to Thayland to visit Yosemight Park this summer. Who's with me?
me for sure. then we can go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump. maybe we can invite Garbage Drumpf
Thats next to Sturgis right?
Fly there on super duper missiles?
Yea right next to Sturgis... left of the Tallahassee trail
Off point but your thumbnail has tripping me out for awhile now... superb.
(Starting at 1:02) I laughed way too hard at the joke about the European alarm/sirens, complete with Doppler effect. 🤣
yes in the last 20 years one had come to the conclusion that healthcare in the USA is vastly inferior to most European countries. Now its slipping lower than the quality offered in Asia. I hope America can at least have a 2nd tier healthcare system at least as good as Cuba.
Person, woman, man, camera, TV. That's going to be going down in history
What really surprised me was to learn this test was administered over two years ago.
@Rob - C'mon now! Why being so misleading? He has 2 ...not 1.
😣🇺🇸
Are you sure Trump didn’t say, “Come to my rally, for a higher death tally”?? 🤔
I could have sworn he said that, at least twice 🤔
His new campaign anthem is "Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter".
BLM riots are exempt from spreading Covid? Everyone, including you, sees the hypocrisy of the left.
@@gasparbecerra3424 Oh, look, it's another no-content troll.🤖
@@Lucius1958 If you can't stick to the substance of the argument then perhaps you are the troll.
🎵 Netflix and cry in America 🎶 whoever wrote that line, thank you.
As a youngling, I have yo say we much prefer Calvin Coolidge jokes over John C. Calhoun jokes.
US is like seeing a movie of back to the future " Biff running the country"
If I remember correctly, Biff is highly similar to Trump during that sequence, in both looks and actions
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Nah, Biff is more competent & less pompous than Trump...
Yeah. That's what they told Marty on Jimmy Kimmel in 2015.
@@whodinian That's because Biff WAS based on Trump in that movie. The film-makers said so at the time.
At this point it's not even funny any more. Americans, VOTE!
for who?
It was never funny, not when Trump made disparaging remarks about Mexicans, Muslims, and women. It wasn't funny when he mocked a disabled journalist. It was horrific when he separated children from their parents there isn't any humorous about this man. That is not the emotion he evokes from us.
on E-VOTING machines! Good luck with that :D
@@bunyipz2040 notice NOONE said WHO? Because they don't want to be the one that says BIDEN......
yes TRUMP 2020
Thank you for making me laugh again, I'm so glad Stephen is back!
Do America’s enemies really need a more destructive weapon than a Trump acolyte? Hint: See Sturgis Rally.
ruclips.net/user/postUgwRa3iH5n0yJBmCPUN4AaABCQ
An intercontinental ballistic Trump is the best thing that Russia has ever developed .
Juzek Pilsucki. I don’t know; you tell me.
@Juzek Pilsucki You know: people would take your bigoted tirade more seriously if you had a basic grasp of grammar.
Do you actually think at this day and time America has enemies????? LOL Trust me no one cares about this country anymore....
Now, let’s be fair to those who went to Sturgis: they went to the trouble of buying shirts which show just what kind of morons they are, so that the rest of us may know to avoid them. Such responsible little anarchists.
being an anarchist, in the true sense of the word, is not about being a egoistic prick
Radja Lomas is it not, though? Anarchism entails the removal of an organized society, which seems like a prick move to me. That’s also why I’m tired of Republicans labeling anyone with a left-leaning agenda as anarchist, as no self-respecting politician would ever be one (anarchists who form political parties have effectively stopped being anarchists, after all)
@@jordinagel1184 it also implies responsibility for ones acts, please don't confuse the concept of Anarchy with 'anarchy' in the streets, rioters and protesters are just being pricks
Radja Lomas Anarchy calls for the abolition of the state. I don’t see that happening in today’s day and age, unless you want human society to be divided into millions of town councils rather than nation-states.
Also, please don’t make the mistake of confusing protesters and anarchists as synonyms. The proportion of protesters who are violent and incite riots are in the vast minority
In my country all the 'good burghers' crowd together on the beaches and the shopping streets and fights break out because after being in their social bubble for so long people have become intolerable. Such responsible petit bourgeois.
Edit: Just look at Colbert, already he lost his ability to understand people who ride motorcycles (it's not a motor-penis and what about women who ride?) I know it's a joke but still, people are losing their ability to understand other people. Just remember not everybody is living dead like you.
When I was a young boy, America was always looked on as the place to be. Now, it’s the place not to be!
You made a career!
Debs husband says then why don't you leave if its so terrible or maybe you are waiting for all the so-called celebrities who said they were going to leave before you do.
Debbie Martin Actually I have never lived there. I was simply saying that the US was always seen to be the place where everything good was happening. Now, it is not as appealing. No offence intended.
European alarm made me giggle like a kid. Too funny.
Love this informal format
That woman married him just because he's funny. You can hear it in her "I've been laughing at this man's jokes since the second I met him" laugh.
His story about when he knew she was the one; ruclips.net/video/KW_nwxlwfyo/видео.html
It actually makes other short comings much less noticeable. I'm told
@Rebecca Conn speaking for myself
A great sense of humor is very attractive. 😍
I am a woman, born&raised with a sick sense of humor. A question to nobody:
Why are men finding that kind of humor (incl irony, sarcasm) so attractive, but a lot of women find it "too much"? Do I have to get hair on my chest, and a penis?? 🤔 (Well, I've got those things, multiple times 😉...but I now mean as a sex change operation 😊.) I like beer and war movies/documentaries, I hate&can't stitch (is that the right word, when you have to fix like "broken jeans"?...My ex husband had to do that. Nooo, that's not why he's an ex 🙄).
Oh now I get it, I don't have a Man Brain! I'm just a Swedish woman! 🇸🇪👍
#StaySafe
No european has looked up to the U.S. infrastructure, health care or literally any government institution for about 2 decades. Except that italian journalist apparently.
It's not what he said, USA sells themselves like an utopia and they're a dystopia.
For real though - Not even the poorest Easter European country looks at US healthcare infrastructure and says, I'll have what they're having! 😳
@Darth Wheezius what...?
As an european, I can confirm - no. We never looked up to you, your system was alwasy horrible guys.
Eh, right-wingers totally still idolized the US systems until COVID (now they are quiet). Certain people on the right think health, education and work are matters of individual responsibility and so the state should not have to pay for people's bad decisions in life. Isn't that basically what the American system is about? A pure meritocracy, or so they think. Of course it's not the prevalent ideology here in Northern Europe, but it's certainly present even today. Humans have a tendency to attribute their own success to their superiority and other people's failures to their lesser skills and character.
5 million cases? I live in Canada and my province has 0 cases. Want to know why? Because we respect each other and complied with our government requests
We're not all insane, I swear. I've been quarantined for 5 months. If only us Americans were more like our neighbors lol.
7:56 "Consider saving private Ryan" I bursted out laughing and woke up my dog...😆
I liked the old set better. It felt like I was a guest in your house. Now it feels like I'm on an intense zoom with you.
Love how Stephen still pauses for laughs with like 3 people in the audience.
Omg! "Netflix and cry in America" sums up my life. Lol
2:49 Sons of Responsibility! LOL!
"We . . . always saw America as a model." Lol, what? We've been the laughing stock for years!
Electroshock Therapy for the Soul Yes, for about 3 years and 9 months.. we Europeans envied you Obama though, he was one cool president!
Sandy Wichmann Yeah, he was awesome.
Electroshock Therapy for the Soul Yea, the past 4 years without a doubt!
We loved Obama - Trump is a joke
People: scars are cool
Corona: really? Here, have some lung scars💀
Zuko: "And I thought having them on your face was hard enough"
@@lindalay3403 LMAO!!! :)
You wanna know how I got these scars?
This guy ages gracefully in quarantine.
LOVE her chuckling at his attempted French. I think she's in love with his long hair look - very "au naturel." Plus we now know they drink whiskey during these tapings. Can't get any better than that.
I can only admire in horror to all of the US late night hosts and comedians doing their job, as a non-American I find none of what happens there laughable anymore. It's a full on fatal political apocalypse now. I wish everyone who social distances and follows the proper health guideline to be safe and sane during this pandemic.
Yeah, as a US resident, I consider late-night comedians as " essential services". It's hard to find things funny anymore-we have now passed into the realm of the twilight zone. Not kidding.
@@rudy2360 I'll be honest haha, late night talk shows is how I keep up with major news since I don't feel like watching a whole bunch of monotoned shit that is never informed.
I'm trying my damndest to keep safe. Sane if a totally diff. ball of fetid wax...I live in a DEEP RED County in a VERY Blue State...So much ignorance out there its disgusting.
Some of us could care less what these Globalist shills think. Besides, Actors and pundits are not the flagship of role models.
@@ChrisJones-qw7bn it might be another 6 months to a year, try to be patient and continue staying safe I know it can be hard.
Broadway is closed and you’re all we need Stephen.
Still making this chaos tolerable...Love you Stephen...I thank your wife for sticking with you 💙💙💙
Hi, i'm here in europe wondering when the next episode is gonna be online? I dont understand these random episode free times like now. I really need to watch colbert!!!
Yep, European here, and watching in absolute horror.
Canadian here. Watching in horror, as our own numbers keep going...
DeKai Yep Canadian here totally agree with every word.
I so disappointed with my fellow motorcyclists who went to Sturgis, Perhaps the tough guy images and bravado is not at all what it seems because I see a group of people who don’t seem tough enough to put up with a few months of hardship in order to save thousands of others’ lives, they wear their patches and ride their big tough Harleys and Indians but are too weak or stupid to see the value of small short term sacrifices for the common good. Those t- shirts will identify those stupid stupid people for the rest of us. ( I bet this display of stupidity will hurt Indian and Harley sales) Here they are demanding the right to cause death and damage to vulnerable Americans because they feel a bit inconvenienced. Imagine if during the shelling of pearl harbour this same mentality prevailed, I’m entitled to my breakfast, I’m not taking cover , I’m not going to let those bombs bother me because I am strong and free. Or in London during the blitz, I’m not turning out my light I’m entitled to read my newspaper. Think these are outrageous examples? Look at the dead in 911, Pearl harbour and London. All those death tolls , which we supposedly hold sacred, have been utterly exceeded .
The world sees the USA for what it is, a country of privileged scared little paranoid men ( why else would they need so many guns to feel like a man) who do nothing when children are slaughtered at school, who resist simple public health precautions and bully the rest of the world into buying it weapons. Is this really the great USA, doesn’t sound like it. Not much time is left for the USA to prove otherwise.
Yeah. I agree that they are all a bunch of immature babies. Thank you for pointing it out so well.
As an Indian (the real one from Asia, not the idiotic misidentification of Native Americans), I'm requesting that we change the name of the Indian Motorcycle Company to something else, like Virus-Ignoring Idiots Motorcycle Company. I don't want my country to be associated with these idiots anymore.
👏👏👏 these companies have definitely lost my business
Yep taking a year's sabbatical during a pandemic is the tougher thing to do.
Well said, Paul!
As a high school APush student, I indeed do love a John C Calhoun joke lmao
250,000 visitors??? The time of year when the Sturgis waste and utilities departments literally exclaim "Oh shit!"..