As Arizona Covid Cases Spike, Trump Delivers Speech To Packed Crowd Of Maskless Student Supporters
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- Опубликовано: 23 июн 2020
- This time there wasn't an empty seat in the house as President Trump spoke to young supporters in a packed Arizona church, where the crowd cheered him on through a familiar litany of grievances, conspiracy theories, and lots of talk about The Wall. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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_"The world is dangerous not because of those who do harm but because of those who look at it without doing anything."_ - Albert Einstein
Don't argue with ignorant people , they will beat you to death with stupidity -- Albert Einstein
so.. the democrats?
Your profile pic.😂😂😂
from a guy who helped build first atomic bomb...it wasnt his fault it was those who watched him do it...what a terribal quote...when someone wants to change the world is not for better is for them always....there is no good way of governing, no good or bad moral it is all just human idea, just like religion or that we are special and have a soul....and we all see ourself as good becuase that is your own idea of how things should be....
@@n.v.9000 actually he hated that they used his knowledge to build the bomb. He was removed from the project when they got what they needed from him.
"Their platform is based on hate, ours is based on love" - Even with everything else, this feels like the most bold-faced lie Trump has ever told.
And a super cringy and creeptastic one, at that.
That's a good one, but my favorite is still "Mexico will pay for the wall".
Projection 🎥
Vector One is a virulent contagion,
Infecting the nation with hate & vitriol,
Super-spreading intellectual evasion,
Gaslighting an ever-growing death toll.
He loves the US to death.
@@tubruton I hope you saw the YT video where the wall was falling down onto the side of Mexico. Check it out, it's pretty funny.
"Some people can't explain the 19." That's the year before you get fired.
I was about to continue supporting Trump, but what he's doing kills people. I'm under advice to not kill, and if I continue supporting Trump, it may kill someone. The last straw was when Colbert claimed this is how Trump treats his big-money backers. It's one thing to do this to people that have zero in the bank, are worth zero on paper, and make minimum wage, but if I were having a conference that you'd have to pay me $250,000 to get in, I would wear a mask at least. All told, this is a sad and toxic situation. He's already given executive orders to do with performance improvement programs, so therefore we already have his input on a program to improve his performance. I'd actually hope that his performance improves, and I want his performance to improve, but I think his performance will continue to include this habit of winding his backers up dead.
My uncle just passed away yesterday from Covid-19, it’s such a hard time for my family, we can’t even give him a proper goodbye and hug each other in support. I don’t wish this pain on no one....
God Bless You. I'm so sorry for your family and I know everyone here feels the same way.
I am sorry for your loss. Xx
I'm so sorry. I lost my dear aunt. We attended her funeral on Zoom. Even her children couldn't be present for the funeral (just one of the 6).
My condolences for your loss.
So sorry for his loss and your family's pain. Two of my relatives passed and many more friends and their relatives. It's quite awful as these numbers could have been prevented. Peace and comfort to you and yours!
Lt. Gov of TX said ‘There are more important things than living.’ Oh you know - such as dying? AZ, FL, TX the ball is in your court. Vote blue in November!
Texas is working HARD to make it happen!
Tell all the retirees!!! Vote blue or we wont bring the grandkids to visit!
@andrew miller I hear you. As trump would say, "sad". ::sigh::
Sacrifice your grandparents and the elderly
@andrew miller He said it in the context of sacrificing your life for the Economy.
Don't get complacent! Get your mask on and go VOTE
Or put your vote in a USPS mailbox. Much safer that way. Plus you don't need to depend on non-existent poll workers (thanks to the virus).
And whatever you do, DO NOT use Ivanka Trump voting machines.
I will vote for President Trump and I WILL NOT wear a mask. You can vote for Biden and wear your mask all you want. Just wondering who Colbert and his followers think will move into the White House if Biden wins. Sadly, he might have to have his personal nurse with him. On the other hand, his running mate might have to wait to move into the White House at least for a week after the inauguration so as not to appear to be "pushing" out Joe Biden.
"In Arizona, it is a dry death." LOL
I love that Stephen always puts away his invisible props
Me too😂
he's a first class mime
Well they're more easily tripped over than regular props. It's just basic consideration for everyone.
I miss the sounds Jon Battiste(?) would make with his piano.
"Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be cryin' all day."--Father Alexander Anderson
"You don´t have to follow orders when your leader´s acting like a daft c*nt!" - Maybe good advise for Trump´s staff?
I see you're a man of culter as well
Vote Blue in november for real leadership!!
Anderson sounds like an ahole
@@Farandawayga Maybe. He´s not sorry for what he did. But at least he is sorry he had to do it.
What's worrying is that 36% still somehow think Trump is OK!
Well at the end it's clear that some of the percentages are people who aren't looking at the politician or the policies, they are looking at the party. So they can only choose Trump, they'd never vote democratic or support the rise of a third party.
No, they think he's wonderful. And they won't listen to reason.
@@judibiggerstaff8054 Won't listen to reason but will listen to treason
@@JachAnen You are right a lot of Republicans know how much of a terrible president Trump is but are just too prideful to vote for a democrat even if they know that person will do a much better job then Trump.
Endo33 so you are one of those nut jobs! The kind that thinks democrats eat babies, and that we live on a flat earth, and that it’s called COVID-19 because it is the 19th version.
You are THAT kind of nut job.
Good luck with your tinfoil body suit!
Singing is a talent... Singing while doing a Trump accent.... Its the reason I'm alive😂😂
My 5th grader knows why it's called Covid-19... BUT the "leader of the free world" has NO CLUE!!!! sad:
Hahahaha nice 😂
My playlist would like your comments
S1L3NT G4M3R
Imagine if all the kids took to sending him postcards or tweets explaining it.
And even more pathetic when you remember dipshit Kellyanne Conway got called out 2 months ago for saying “this is covid19 folks, not covid1”. She had no freaking clue what the 19 was and was. Guess the Oval Office and sycophants missed that Fox News segment.
@@allieal1561 that would be great....
@@allieal1561 Unfortunately, it probably wouldn't make much difference, since trump doesn't "intelligence briefings." Short attention span.
Government tryin to gaslight me.
I'm poor, not dumb.
Kelley Brown
Financial status does not equate intellect status.
@McLarenBMW I voted for Trump back in 2016 I'm not making that mistake again
@McLarenBMW
Did you get a big tax cut from the don? The sociopath bonus.
@McLarenBMW Neither does...
Lesser of two evils.
Vote! Vote! And vote early to avoid crazy suppression antics!
You left out,and vote often!
@@robertwright2583 And you left out never get lazy. It's a part of why trimp was allowed to happen.
Is literally anyone surprised that Don Junior doesn’t know how to use the correct form of you’re?
Spell check won't correct that error. Those types of errors show up the folks who don't read much.
@@peachykeen8504 Or type really fast. I do read my stuff back, but I find when I go full speed my brain some times throws in that type of error LOL.
That is the biggest complaint you have? Some grammar errors? Maybe dig a little deeper to the shit pile.
No.
Something, something apple something tree.
@@peachykeen8504
Spell check can't fix stupid
"Their movement is based on hate while our movement is based on love." Trump's movement is based on love? Truly Orwellian.
I liked Colbert's followup. Something like "yes, he has a love of hate"
"Ignorance is Strength"
Trump specializes in this type of projection. It has worked well for him over the years.
LOVE WHAT? GO AND SAY IT then! I Love President Trump!
@McLarenBMW The irony is truly staggering.
Since when do judges do personal favors? Dictatorships!
when they are paying back the guy who installed them? once you make a deal with the Devil it is hard to back out~
I'm astounded that Trump still has so much support, lol. It should be at like 2%.
Really shows you how dumb our nation is. 40 + years of de-funding education = Trump....
@@vtec1988 Hey at least that freed up money to give the cops some cool toys like actual military grade equipment. Nothing screams to 'serve and protect' more than a cop with a grenade launcher in a tank.
Delusional idiots
I like this quote, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
@McDonald's Big Mac, sad but true.. why is it that those democrats are so damn dumb? 😉
“No one knows what the 19 means?”
He has access to the nuclear codes, folks. 😭
Well he wanted to use nuclear against the ocean, because a tsunami wont come then... So... Yeah.
The Joint Chiefs of Staff told him the codes were 1111.
Amy it’s horrific. He’s brainless!
He also bragged about passing a cognitive faculties test.. which honestly should be an autofail. Who the hell brags about the fact they haven't had a stroke but had to take a test to be sure?
Carey Roberts - They wanted my mom to take it because of her age. She asked if they had a different one than they gave my Dad 3 years before because she remembered the questions. They didn’t make her take it obv. Hahaha
He’s killing his own supporters 🤷🏽♀️
Lifewithash There’s a certain justice in that.
Good.
@@robinjackson7882
Possibly the only justice left in the States.
Which would be okay if they didn't also spread it to the rest of us. Maybe we should mandate that anyone who won't wear a mask HAS to wear a MAGA hat, so we can spot them coming and avoid them.
How is he killing his own supporters? Do you know that COVID 19 has over a 99% survival rate. Regular flue has only about a 92% survival rate. If people die from COVID 19 it's not because a person not wearing a mask is killing them. Look at the statistics. I know that's hard for Colbert devotees.
Stephen is a genius. So damn good at what he does.
The president of USA does not know what 19 means in Covid-19. Let that sink in.
More likely he was grasping for things to riff about for 15 minutes...when this is over we can rightfully say that guy could talk for longer about absolutely nothing than anyone in history. That would be his only accomplishment
Sienfeld could've made a 4 part episode about this. 😂😂
I bet he doesn't know what the "COVID" part means either.
Covid-19 is not the only thing that he doesn't know. How did we get a president that didn't read 5 year old kid can read.
Imagine that ... what a dumb as president
Trumps presidency is based on love: love of himself and love of power.
Love for his country, love for all Americans. Not like the other lot.....satanic pedophiles that hate America!! Wake up...hey...WAKE UP!!
@@neilpearce I don't know if Trump is satanic or not, but he did peek on underage girls when they were changing and he was friends with Epstein before they had a falling out over real-estate.
Consider, it's force, not power in a true sense.
Petyr Kowalski And keeping socialism out of the US
@@Pokarot Epstein got barred for touching a member of staff ..look it up .And epstein bill gates steven cobert all just friends to they have all been on is Honey trap plane .
"Stuck in my den with Jackson Browne's haircut. Say a prayer for The Pretender..."😂❤🤣
Who else is ashamed of their home state of AZ right now? And oh God that "dry death" joke just made my day 10x better!
yes I live in Arizona and I'm moving back to the Northwest I can't wait to get the hell out of this state I hate it here and I do not like the GOP and being single that's all there is to date here so I'm out!
Sadly, the last time this idiot was here, we opened way too soon. Now let's wait and watch as people start dying. Good job bunker boy! Going to be a sad month of July here in Arizona.
Shelby I’m mostly ashamed of the arrogance of the many who mingle without masks and run around everywhere with friends having a great time laughing at social distancing.
I'm ashamed of my whole country right now! I'm also really angry that there were things out there that I didn't know. for instance read the third verse of the national anthem. if that doesn't make you not want to ever stand for it again, I don't know what will. 😔
@Thrasymachus Monk yep that's it absolutely disgusting!
The bloated tangerine knows how stupid his base is, and he panders to them in the most obvious of ways.
Yet they don't seem to know it, and if they do, they don't care. (I am glad that MOST people who voted for Trump in 2016 see the error of their ways.)
He wants and needs them stupid. And boy has he got them.
My iq drops significantly listening to Trump supporters. Price I pay to laugh at imbeciles
Jealous much... U sound like a egotistical bully to
GOP Strategy: Scare the old white folks into voting Republican!
Instead of partying in Ibiza, I'm partying in Kanthathas City, LOL!
The fact that he didn't even touch on Don Jr not even knowing which "you're" to use because there is so much more, is scary or sad. Or both.
He did. He very subtly emphasized each one.
This is why we need to vote. Take back the Senate!
👏👏👏👍👍
@Anonny Moose Republican Senator Rand Paul had the nerve to bring that BS to the floor on the day George Floyd was being memorialized.
If you can, donate to the tight races where we could flip (or need to retain) a seat: CO, AZ, ME, NC, and now IO.
Yes. The Senate is *critical*!
You folks do realize the dems are the party of the rich don't you?
The Tangerine Toddler has spoken.
Spoken? More like high pitched nasally shrieking.
"Ah, there they aren't", My new uncontrollable-laugh-inducing favorite Colbertism.
In all this grim situation there's still hilarious moments: 'their campaign is based on hatred, ours is based on love...' How is that? Ah... from Russia with love... OK
I give that joke 95% rotten tomatoes.
edit: at least 5% are too young for that reference....damn, now I feel I need to watch the movie again...I hope it's free for me
@@eggrollorsoup6052 It's all free in Russia! :P Seriously though, you know you can watch anything you want, right? Just don't download it from any torrent with Cyrillic characters on it - believe me, don't do it. 007 movies are fun to watch, mostly because how comically bad they are. Simpler times, those Cold War days...
@C Hunter Too bad the Secret Service is honest about doing their principal job-security for Donnie. If they were less scrupulous and let Donnie tell them what to do? If he doesn't like reading, you can imagine Donnie not reading security protocols.
Betcha Melanie read hers carefully, especially when it came to Barron.
@@brenobacci Ha, I'll take your advice. Haven't used BitTorrent since BTJunkie shut itself down. Felt a little guilty anyway, especially after learning a good percentage of Futurama fans used BitTorrent (like me) and maybe it wouldn't be canceled.
Adam Reed's Archer was inspired by the James Bond franchise. And yeah, I'm the same way. I need corny or stupid movies just to escape and remember simpler times.
OMG, "Hey women, what did I ever do to you?! And before you answer, please sign this NDA." That was just PERFECT! 😂😂
What is with the way he's saying "covid 19" before saying they won't tell him what the 19 means? Like he's ridiculing it. It sounds like he's going back to his claim that it's a hoax.
Listening to this rally speech would be about as fun as wandering into the Alzheimer's wing and Ranting Raymond is not having a good day.
That’s just how he talks, lol.
Duh
well, stupid people will be stupid, and they get sick and die faster than the smart. It is called Darwinism. Watch it hapen to trump soon lmao
As Kellyanne said (on Fox news) 'this is Covid 19 folks, not Covid 1, so you would think the people charged with the WHO facts and figures would be on top of that....people should know the facts'. Meantime Trump still trying to figure out why the US is funding a Brit rock band that he's been told is pro China.
Couldn't make it up.
as bernie sanders said... “we need to shut this president up”
The weirdest part about this whole at-home thing is probably me - laughing hysterically at jokes and not hearing anyone else. :(
I miss you, world.
We miss you too. I've been home since January
@@RepentfollowJesus Stay strong
Still everything closed down in the US?
Dan Str
Not even close unfortunately.
@@dsd6538 nope. They're pretty open. They've given up on stopping covid-19.
I can't count on my fingers and toes, the grammatical errors in Don Jr's tweet. My goodness, who taught these people?
Hom skuweled
No one. Daddy bought his diplomas for him. It’s a family tradition.
@@PitFriend1 So true! Why earn a degree when it's easier to buy one?
The apple doesn't fall to far from the illiterate tree.
Millionaires Do Not Go To School
Donny: The Quicker F*cker-upper!
Man, people in the comments are on fire tonight!
That’s a good one!
@@magickmoi1261 I wish I could claim it as mine, but it's just something I saw earlier than made me laugh. It is a good one!👍
I'm stealing that!
Thank you for making me smile... even when I didn't think I could.
"Kantha -thity " crack up. I just love you, Stephen.
Dang it! 😆
I'm from Arizona, and that dry death joke was on point! 👏👏
KT McFarland corrected a claim she made to the FBI about what she knew during the presidential transition about Russia sanctions after Flynn's guilty plea in the Russia investigation contradicted her lie.
In court papers accompanying his plea agreement, federal investigators disclosed that Flynn had coördinated his contacts with Kislyak with an unnamed senior transition official, who was later identified as McFarland.
McFarland, who served as Flynn's deputy on the NSC, was first interviewed by the FBI in summer 2017. She said at that time she didn't have a precise memory of whether Flynn had spoken to the then-Russian ambassador or what they may have discussed.
But shortly after Flynn pleaded guilty in December 2017 to lying to investigators about his conversation with Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak about sanctions, McFarland spoke to the special counsel's office. She had reviewed her notes and documents by then and walked back what she previously said - this time saying that she did remember from a conversation with Flynn that he had discussed sanctions with Kislyak. 😂 Well no sh-.t.
On Dec 29 2016, McFarland wrote in an email to a colleague that sanctions announced hours earlier by President Obama in retaliation for Russian meddling were aimed at discrediting Trump's victory, and would make it hard for Trump to ease tensions with Russia.
“If there is a tit-for-tat escalation Trump will have difficulty improving relations with Russia, which has just thrown U.S.A. election to him,” she wrote.
Trump was at Mar-a-Lago on December 29 when McFarland - who was also at Mar-a-Lago - and Flynn spoke by phone about Kislyak.
Trump picked Flynn for the fact that he had close ties to Putin. Flynn's crimes and betrayal have been well reported and documented. In a now infamous video, Flynn is seen applauding and toasting Putin, Trump's benefactor, and America's adversary. The video shows that the Dec. 10, 2015 Moscow dinner Flynn attended was swarming with ex-russian spies, Putin's cronies and oligarchs. In the video, Flynn is seated next to Putin at the head table.
Flynn’s lies to the FBI even prompted the DoJ to warn Trump about Flynn. On January 26, 2017, acting AG Sally Yates, personally informed the White House that Flynn lied to the FBI about his calls with Kislyak, and therefore was at risk of being blackmailed by Russia. But instead of immediately taking action against Flynn, Trump decided to reward Sally Yates for doing her job, and for her due diligence in warning him about Flynn, by firing her 3 days later. Let that sink in for a moment..
On Nov 10, 2016, during a White House meeting 2 days after Trump’s election, President Obama ONCE AGAIN tried to help dumb Donald by warning him about Flynn, but Trump proceeded with hiring Flynn anyway. Longtime Trump confidant Chris Christie also directly advised Trump against hiring Flynn. “If I were president-elect of the United States, I wouldn’t let General Flynn into the White House, let alone give him a job,” Christie said in 2017..
Lol KT McFarland can cry in fox news all she wants but its obvious that flynn was involved
I never thought we'd have a Russian puppet for president...
I love that you're not letting this go. This shouldn't be swept under the rug. Please keep bringing it up.
For real? The parents allowed their kids to go into a packed stadium with no protection? What is this, the History of Stupid 2020?
He’s trying desperately to keep his minions enthusiastically ignorant
And they are happy to line up.
Vote Blue in november for real leadership we can trust!!
John O is that our only alternative?
Stay Blessed it’s the only choice with a realistic chance of beating trump.
Trying? Doubt he had to try.
"Think about the tax cut!" That most of them won't be benefitting from because they don't make enough money. Because they're employees and not employers.
Stephen is really getting a lot of mileage out of "Groove Is In The Heart", isn't he lol
Phone rings while you race for the bathroom or try to hold a screaming toddler. "I don't know and I don't care!" CLICK
That's one of my favorite bits! :0
Is *that* what that song is?! Next stop from here will be a download site!
Colbert, on your game! Good energy. Thanks for laughter in my isolation.
"Their movement is based on hate, ours is based on love. Love towards ME." - Donald Trump.
Back in 2016 I thought Trump would actually save America now I see his true colors and I'm not voting for him again
The only other person who doesn't know what the "19" part means, is Kellyanne Conway...Trump's advisor. 🙄
"This is COVID-19, not COVID-1, folks!" -KAC
That woman is the face in the dictionary for dumb blonde
Yeah. Haven't seen much of Kellyanne or Stephen Miller in months. Guess they've been put on ice awhile? Or maybe Kellyanne is focused on her divorce and trying to keep her job while her soon-to-be-Ex is an influential part of The Lincoln Project.
@@eponymousIme
You don't say!
You mean George Conway wants a divorce? So sad.
Rush Limbaugh actually said it on his show before Conway.
well i wasn't sure about COVID-19 so i ASKED my MOM what is Before making assumptions making a fool of myself."can we inject bleach", really??? childish ignorance he's got at 70somthing age. see i dont' know for sure his age, how the lies turn into rugs,carpet,drapery...
"It's gonna take a few weeks to fumigate the burger farts out of the oval office"
This was a great one. So many laughs! You are the best!
"A guy who was turning into The Hulk but got bored halfway through" 😆😆😆.
😂🤣😂🤣IKR!!
"Stop testing and the infected cases will go down". I would have never imagined that even the leader of the most illiterate nation would say that.
Most lol
Unfortunately the USA is indeed just that 😔😔💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏
The fact that Trump didn't know what the 19 in COVID 19 means is scary
That's great Steven.LOVE is the way we need to live.
If he doesn't actually understand the 19, that is dumb and terrifying
If he is pretending to not understand the 19 to play to his crowd, that is dumb and terrifying
He thinks he is a comedian because audience laughs when he mocks. Brits find his lack of sense of humor scary. Watch, never humor only ridicule and mockery.
@@peachykeen8504 He has no sense of humor because he has no SENSE.
PEOPLE PLEASE WEAR YOUR MASK WHEN IN PUBLIC BUILDINGS
Or anywhere you are going to be within six feet of other people. Our customers are annoying me by walking in without masks and ignoring the signs everywhere.
@Charles Henry hey as long as the people not wearing masks are also not breathing I'm good with that 😉
I've never seen someone dance with a tiny CGI Grim Reaper before
There's a daaaangerous amount of faith being put into these early polls. November is still a long ways of, a lot can still happen. Remember last time when polls said Trump could never ever win, but then did?
You are absolutely right. trump should go on making racist statements and worrying more about Confederate statues than stopping the pandemic. Thats the key to winning.
Tru, but last time there were voters who didn't want Hilary as president so they voted for Trump instead even tho they didn't want him either but at the time he was the lesser of two evils. But this time those same voters would vote for Biden even tho he ain't the ideal candidate but right now he's the lesser of two evil
@@bryanjames7528 -- Trump was never the "lesser of two evils." Trump had zero experience in governing, and his every speech proved that all he could do was make demagogic promises and mouth slogans; his history of stiffing contractors, cheating on wives, and multiple bankruptcies were well known. Hillary Clinton was one of the most qualified candidates ever to run for the office. Anyone who says a vote for Trump was a vote for "the lesser of two evils" is just trying to kid you into thinking that they voted against Clinton for some reason other than because she was a woman.
He won because a couple million people chose not to vote at all, hopefully people can be motivated enough to not want to listen to trump talk on a daily basis for another 4 years.
This ain't 2016. He fooled me once, shame on me. Fool me twice? NOT! Done with Trump!
“Literally a low Barr.” *chefs kiss*
Hahahaha my playlist would like your comments 😂
•After this group of criminals lose this November lock them up•
Thank you, Stephen, since I don't see trump on fox (vomit!), I love to catch the latest with you--your humor is making it easier to swallow!!!
“Some people” don’t know what the 19 in Covid-19 stands for...
Donald Trump not briefed on the meaning of COVID-19, really? No, he just wasn't listening.
Well I think they said he reads comics during briefing. Or at least have to make the briefs look like a action movie
@@msfancy9280 ruclips.net/video/BqQieDZSe7M/видео.html
"I'm lovin it" that sent me, I was not expecting that 😂😂
Nail it everytime. Love watchin this
I love that covers for nat king Cole's 'love'... Have been following you for a while now. My first time commenting. I love your shows.
Whenever Trump says “restoring peace and order” for some reason I can’t get the picture of Darth vader and the evil galactic empire, out of my head.
No, Anakin had style, brains and grew up poor. He had good intentions and was rather altruistic, before he got corrupted. Trump was spoiled and corrupt from the moment he wet his diapers.
I thought of Vader and Palpatine as well as the Imperial shuttle since a ramp and a strole down it was involved in Star Wars. I keep hoping someone will create a video in which Donnie walks down said ramp to Palpatine's theme.
Hes too stupid to be either palpatine and Skywalker, let's not forget skywalker was a jedi general that fought in the clone wars to free the intergalactic democracy. We are one planet and some of us here live in a "first world country" and we can't even get our shit together long enough to stop beating eachother up for toilet paper and people that omg imagine speak a different language than you.
don't insult Vader and the galactic emperor like that.
That's because the story of Star Wars 1-3 is about how fascism quietly and slowly takes over a republic through the use of fear, misinformation, and the promise of security.
Donnie is shuffling...
Pence is stumbling...
A fitting metaphor for the whole administration!
Thank you for not saying first!
@@australien6611 Hear, hear!
You left out,and Biden has lost his mind!
"It's a dry death"!!! Stephen: you kill me. lolololololololololol
Stephen's songs are what's getting me through this.
Seriously? The whole family needs a lesson in grammar? Seriously?
Tooo!
Oh, yes, unfortunately grammar is a thing you can't buy with Dollars!!!
Even I as a German could spot the writing mistakes the Trump breed is making! 😂😂😂🔫
Home schooled at Dolt 45 University
I’m really happy I moved to Germany in here we’re opened and the cases are going down and down and I can get tested whenever I want
I'm counting my blessings as well. Moved to Germany a couple years back, never felt safer.
When some areas are nearly at R rate 3?
@@dorothyclark5088 Yes. Even if I were to get infected by the virus, I can rely on universal healthcare that is among the best in the world.
I wouldn't get bankrupted just having to pay for my own emergency transport. Let alone whatever substandard treatment passes for healthcare across the pond.
An american friend of mine has a whole channel about the difference between living in the US and Germany. She debunks and clarifies a lot of common stereotypes in both directions.
I can really recommend swinging by her channel:
" Call me Armstrong"
Next-door neighbours; actually our government is working on a financial plan to make testing free for everybody. Currently it's still 200.- and only with appointment in case of symptoms to avoid an overflooding of hospitals and doctors by false alarms. Still, people are getting too undisciplined, and our numbers are crawling back up again.
ALL OF THE ABOVE------I love you Steven.........!!!!
HEP HEP HOORAY was a pretty solid throwaway.
“Students for Trump” is more than mere ironic-it’s an oxymoron.
😂😂😂
Emphasis on "moron"
Students Of Trump would be a much better name. Or just "House Slytherin".
Trump went to the driving range,
and everyone thought it quite strange -
The balls he was hitting,
were attached to the unwitting,
thralls of his own Party exchange.
Corvus Dove awe don’t drag us into this... 🐍 even we hate Trump!
Ah, so this is that famous American justice we -keep- kept hearing about.
Mandy B exactly... that same so called justice protesters have been infuriated over and suffering through for years. Trump is doubling down on the problem, when the whole world is waking up. This will not end well if he’s in power much longer. I’m white am I’m with those protesters 1000%. The racist bastards make me disgusted and embarrassed to be born white.
It's absolutely disgusting how much they are getting away with!!! And then they wonder why so many people are out there protesting for all kinds of change!!!
love the singing!
"E is for even more dictators that I do adore..." 🤣
Did we just see the equivalent of Jim Jones getting his followers to drink the kool aid?
Yyyyyup. Trump Kool Aid: still kills ya, but much more slowly and painfully than Jim Jones's. MAGA!
Ya, too bad it won't kill only his cult followers. :-//
In all fairness, his followers have been at cult-level intensity for a while. It's one (very stupid) thing to have given Trump a chance in 2016. It's another thing that can't be solved by facts or paying attention to still be on the Trump train after these last three horrible years. I just wish Trump would actually start passing out the Kool-Aid so we can we cull the number of idiots in America.
Everyone and everything that thing touches turns to sh!t. Greed , failure, liar and conman extraordinaire !!!!!!!!!!
Calling Joe Biden a “radical democrat” is really funny to me.
Haha right? He's about a cheese wrapper left of Hillary for chrissake
@@amythechocoholic5761 lol. "cheese wrapper"love it.
It doesn't get more mainstream than Joe Biden.
It sucks, but better a lousy democrat than a lousy autocrat.
Not even a radical republican...
Thank you Stephen, your humour is the only thing that makes me feel better. Don’t wear yourself out!
So good!
😂 Don jr hasn’t worked 48 hours in his entire life.
oh he probably cleaned his room really good at least once after smoking a bag of ice or something...would that count?
@@compteofficiel4112 That was his daddy. I swear I've never seen a more obvious tweeker in my life.
Thrunabulax Nah. I can’t deal with that lvl of emotional abuse.
"Burger farts in the oval office couch" sounds like a possible Trump memoir title?
It's spelled "hamberder".
"The Fart After A Meal"; the Trump presidency
When he loses the election send the couch to Sky News Australia so the smell reminds them of what it was like to kiss Trump ass. lmao
Easily the most hilarious part of the monologue. I about lost it! LOL!!!
That ain't all your gonna find in that couch. For your own continued sanity, do NOT use a black light on it!
I love you and your writers!
Colbert's serenade was the best!
If it feels “icky” voting for him, VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE
That’s the real problem. If you’re disgusted/disturbed by your only choice, you know you’re in deep shit. Problem is.... it’s such a deep shit hole, you cannot crawl out and continue to shit where you are at and just stink up the entire place.
I cannot in good conscience vote for either running candidates representing both parties (Republican and Democratic). I also don’t want to waste my right to vote for a third individual. Our voting system has damn us and leaving us the feeling of icky to vote. When you have to sacrifice your choice/vote to select your representatives, you really don’t have the freedom of representation.
It doesn't feel icky voting for Trump. Who gives a crap what Hollywood liberals think. DO I REALLY WANT OR NEED YOUR APPROVAL????
Jono Ang also, DO YOU REALLY NEED A BRAIN OR WANT IT?
If you really don’t care don’t post. I know it’s complicated.
@@JONOSBG We are not talking about hollywood liberals, we are talking about humans with a brain. Hopefully one day you will understand.
@@mc3744 Lol, my post was almost the same words, the stupidity around here is brutal
9:48 "It's going to take a few months to fumigate the burger farts out of the Oval Office couch."
LMAO
Maybe if we ask Canada nicely, they'll burn it down like they didn't in the war of 1812. Fire works better than bug bombs.
Biden should just hop in a truck and pick up a discarded sidewalk couch.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Colbert, I haven't watched him for a minute, but he always cracks me up! It's nice to laugh during the pandemic!
i must say you is on point on all jokes/truths
today as usual Stephen.. done made my damn day better yo.. thanks big bro(from norway)
“It’s going to take months to get the burger farts out of the Oval Office.” 😝 Can’s believe he said that!
Gabriela Feliciano
To the point that they may need to burn the place down, and form a new seat of government. (Excuse the fart pun)
@Jake MacHine 🤣 Fumigate? Roach motel? How about dramatic much? What the fuck could the Obama's done that would cause that much damage? Why do you fight so hard for someone that just pretends to fight for you? At least fast food farts is logical. unfortunately, it's in regards to the president of the USA and not my 3 and 4 yr old sons. So I'm kinda disappointed
Am I the only one whose been laughing less and less every day lately?
TBH Today is an off day for me too :)
Mr.Kevin I got a huge case of giggles when I heard about the Tik Tok kids and their amazing results. This too shall pass, like kidney stones, but they will pass
No job ATM, and quarantined. I have bad asthma. Not good for the brain.
Haven't laughed in years, (mainly due to major depressive disorder and other illnesses), but it's definitely gotten worse this year. Here I was thinking last year was horrible.
@@grmpEqweer I'm sorry. No, not good at all. Please, hang in there!
Applause for your tune!
Missed your calling mate! That singing voice is really something! 👏😂😂😂. Stella
Can the Barr be any lower?
Yes. We just never see him on all 4s blowing trimp.
We cannot get complacent. We have to put our masks 😷 on and vote 🗳 in November. Let's elect a leader who will lead us to greatness again!
In November, let's show the world that we are not going to make the same mistake again.
I was not laughing through the LOVE song, until you hit the the I'm loving it!
Yeah, I'm luvin' it too. I was grinning bigley throughout the song but the Mickey-Dees sting at the end made me bust out laughing!