Trump Sends Thugs To Arrest Portland Protesters, Threatens Chicago And New York May Be Next

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  • Опубликовано: 19 июл 2020
  • President Trump is doubling down on his strategy of using unidentified government operatives to intimidate, assault and violate the civil rights of peaceful protesters, warning from the Oval Office on Monday that Chicago and New York may be targeted next. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 3 года назад +706

    "Just following orders" didn't work out so well for the Nazis either.

    • @harrypadarri6349
      @harrypadarri6349 3 года назад +59

      Unfortunately it worked out for 12 years. By the way: If you want to study an example of how to gain total control without winning a majority in elections, the nazi‘s method is such an example. 1932 the nazi party got 33% of the vote and Hitler was appointed chancellor by presidential decree. Despite already governing by executive orders and terrorising its opponents the nazi party won about 43% of votes in 1933 and failed to get an absolute majority in parliament. Then the parliament was set on fire. The government claimed that communists were responsible and detained the communist party’s parliamentarians and snatched everybody suspected to be part of the radical left from the streets. Of course you can’t draw a direct parallel but it is something like a dictator’s cookbook.

    • @gnirolnamlerf593
      @gnirolnamlerf593 3 года назад +15

      008Zulu: But first, for twelve years, it's didn't work out so well for the German people and the Jews in Europe. May the same not be the fate of the American people and some minority group for the next twelve years until the nation is destroyed by the rest of the world in a war, cold, hot or economic.

    • @tbz1551
      @tbz1551 3 года назад +9

      Yea and it took a world war.

    • @kurushi857
      @kurushi857 3 года назад +21

      Hoping for that bunker ending though.

    • @davidmarkwort9711
      @davidmarkwort9711 3 года назад +12

      Hopefully he goes down for life in the looney bin

  • @MaegAnne
    @MaegAnne 3 года назад +580

    Something Stephen’s got over other stay at home hosts, is the one person audience sitting next to him. The fact that he makes his wife laugh and constantly flirts with her is so sweet.

    • @MaegAnne
      @MaegAnne 3 года назад +19

      @debunker300 I hope you can find someone who loves you as much.

    • @kutlumzrak2689
      @kutlumzrak2689 3 года назад +14

      @debunker300 honey go sleep off the meth.

    • @np8139
      @np8139 3 года назад +11

      @debunker300 You heard it here first, folks: having a woman who loves you makes you like Hitler.

    • @NamPham-jk5zc
      @NamPham-jk5zc 3 года назад +8

      She's actually his whole production team here. It's a great family affair

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 3 года назад +3

      I agree, but Jimmy Fallon was winning with that for me - & I'm not usually a fan.
      Also, his house is amazing. He has a slide into his basement.

  • @prometheus3498
    @prometheus3498 3 года назад +56

    Is that Colbert's wife in the background giggling? I'm loving this!!

    • @dennisslater447
      @dennisslater447 3 года назад +1

      That is the next door neighbor's 16 year old daughter.

    • @peechykean
      @peechykean 3 года назад +1

      Yeah! When Steven goes back to the studio I’m going to miss that.

    • @leopold3475
      @leopold3475 3 года назад

      that's not his wife, it's trevor under the camera. sorry folk's and trevor is south african and his work visa is not supposed to be renewed more than once. he was here since 2011 and may be an Illegal alien felon. research ends. www.ice.gov/

  • @kerriheaps5185
    @kerriheaps5185 3 года назад +41

    I love hearing his Wife's giggles in the back ground, when the show returns to the norm can we keep this as a thing?

    • @mountaingirl1995
      @mountaingirl1995 3 года назад +2

      I vote for that!!!

    • @BarryBrookens
      @BarryBrookens 3 года назад

      American Love President Trump!!!

    • @Alpha_Wolfy
      @Alpha_Wolfy 3 года назад +1

      @@BarryBrookens It's 'Americans' Comrade Commissar, although mangling English might help you fit in now that I think of it..

  • @misamisa7383
    @misamisa7383 3 года назад +325

    When I was younger I always wanted to go to America and live the "American dream". Now I can't be thankful enough that I live in Europe
    Thanks for the likes, and for all the comment ☺️

    • @nibwa4798
      @nibwa4798 3 года назад +40

      "The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it." George Carlin
      Don't get me wrong, I love you american people. We too, in France, are slowly sliding into a dictatorship.

    • @misamisa7383
      @misamisa7383 3 года назад +14

      @@nibwa4798 we too in Hungary (our minister will be our minister until he dies I think)

    • @DivineFalcon
      @DivineFalcon 3 года назад +21

      @@nibwa4798 The "American Nightmare" is more accurate, I think.

    • @misamisa7383
      @misamisa7383 3 года назад +7

      @Joseph Lovettlehet eltérő véleményünk de kérlek ne légy ennyire goromba... Én csak nem szeretek itt élni, mivel test közeléből látom hogy a pénzek hova mennek és milyenek az emberek akik országunkat irányítják. Rettenet rasszista és homofób az ország, és számomra aki szerint mindenkit csak tettek alapján kéne elítélni élhetetlen, és nem szeretném hogy a gyermekeim itt éljenek majd

    • @teresathayn5170
      @teresathayn5170 3 года назад +6

      Can I come stay with you???

  • @ChantalRussell
    @ChantalRussell 3 года назад +118

    Imagine trying to look strong by arresting your own citizens without due process.

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless 3 года назад +13

      Elle, I'm sure his fans will be cheering him on in support. It's disgusting.

    • @dicedrice7216
      @dicedrice7216 3 года назад +14

      Also, remember when Republicans used to whine about states' rights and "big government"?
      But now that they're in the WH they are all for big government and don't give a crap about states' rights.

    • @Guitarzoids
      @Guitarzoids 3 года назад +6

      “ take their guns, worry about about due process later” said by Trump. Tell that to a Trumpette

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 3 года назад +1

      @Joseph Lovett then why aren't they charged?

    • @apada5237
      @apada5237 3 года назад +4

      And it blows me away that his followers can't see it for what it is. They think it's ok because they like him or they agree on that one subject. They were obviously never taught what America IS. That what's good for the goose is good for the gander. That if Trump does it, a president they DON'T like or agree with will be able to do the same thing. Oh how they will freak out when they get shot and arrested for "protesting" while armed at a state capital. It will be called a terroristic threat not a "peaceful protest" and they'll be shot or beaten and dragged out of there and jailed. This is what they are setting themselves up for by allowing Trump to do that to the actual peaceful protesters now. Our History and American Government teachers have failed them early on and so did their parents.

  • @terenica
    @terenica 3 года назад +92

    Ugh I’m 34 I caught this BS the first 10 days I’ve never felt “sniffles” like this in my life. Sniffles left me bedridden for like 20 days monitoring my oxygen everyday scared that I’d have to go to hospital, and I think mine is one of the best scenarios. I’m on day 24 and I still get fever, try getting fevers for 24 days god knows the toll is taking on my body. Couldn’t even take a deep breath without suffocating in cough 😒

    • @davidbriggs8863
      @davidbriggs8863 3 года назад +1

      Thank god you resisted going to the hospital as that’s a death sentence for so many. The drug industry has been looking for anything that the entire population will take regularly on a permanent basis. They thought they might do it with statins but they’re on track to use this for that purpose now. This will open the door, setting precedent for all kinds of forced drug programs.

    • @tinaharshman8469
      @tinaharshman8469 3 года назад +16

      God bless you! Hang in there! 24 days of fever and not getting air has totally got to suck. I’ll pray for you! I hope you have a full healthy recovery!!!!!

    • @SuperKing604
      @SuperKing604 3 года назад +10

      Take care fellow colbert fan! I really hope you get well soon

    • @LinnyGFX
      @LinnyGFX 3 года назад +4

      @dirt man i would take you a little more seriously if u didnt TALK IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS

    • @ytxmak
      @ytxmak 3 года назад

      @@tinaharshman8469 LOL 'praying'... that should help

  • @lauriendakotaallmon3326
    @lauriendakotaallmon3326 3 года назад +21

    I love the chuckles of his wife in the background when he does Trump impressions XD

  • @TheOneRioji
    @TheOneRioji 3 года назад +246

    "We have the best mortality rate," didn't know a mortality rate could be the best.

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 3 года назад +20

      It must be if it's the "highest" -

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 3 года назад +26

      Didn’t you know? Everything to do with trump is “the best” 😒 he’s incapable of saying anything else-literally!!

    • @johneric7018
      @johneric7018 3 года назад +7

      That's one of Trump's catch phrases he just applies it to everything

    • @johneric7018
      @johneric7018 3 года назад +3

      @@EH23831 Amen

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr 3 года назад +9

      What a pathetic excuse for a man.

  • @Droemar
    @Droemar 3 года назад +458

    "When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in an American flag holding a Bible."
    It's here.

    • @catherinetheegreat8742
      @catherinetheegreat8742 3 года назад +27

      Its been here for 4 years

    • @tabaxikhajit4541
      @tabaxikhajit4541 3 года назад +22

      People who actually read the Bible will find it encourages a lack of violence and compassion for all, but you are right. There are SO many people who use it like Trump did in his June 1st photo-op, to back a self-serving cause and pat themselves on the back.

    • @shawnmarrier6340
      @shawnmarrier6340 3 года назад +13

      @Peaceful American uhmmm, read the old testament again. The supposed author of said Bible was genocidal angry God. Plenty of cringing violence.

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 3 года назад +13

      True, except in Trumps case, he is wrapped around the flag, he hugs the flag every chance he gets; he is a sick and disgusting man1

    • @gauloiseguy
      @gauloiseguy 3 года назад +7

      @
      They use the fascist playbook one on one.
      Read and weep about the signs of a fascist leadership.

  • @fancyandfreeoutdoors
    @fancyandfreeoutdoors 3 года назад +25

    I was not ready for "His Ass." I am dying laughing. Hilarious!!! Hilarious!!!!

  • @minalouisyassa
    @minalouisyassa 3 года назад +32

    "I heard we had the best mortality rate" ... who describes the virus mortality rate as the "best", well I guess it is better than calling it the most beautiful mortality rate.

    • @rachellevgagnon
      @rachellevgagnon 3 года назад +1

      I think he confused "being the best" with being no 1 on the top of the list of mortality rates. SAD! ;-)

  • @brdobie
    @brdobie 3 года назад +92

    I LOVE Colbert's shows from home if only for his family laughing offscreen. It shows a certain realness that I appreciate.

  • @amac3145
    @amac3145 3 года назад +217

    my heart skipped a beat when i saw the image of un-identified law enforcement in the USA...You guys need to stand up for your rights or you will loose your liberty

    • @michaelgartly3753
      @michaelgartly3753 3 года назад +16

      Isn't this what that thar 2nd amendment is for?

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 3 года назад +37

      @@michaelgartly3753 This is *exactly* the situation the 2nd Amendment was designed for. The problem is that those most prone to clinging on to it despite all the harm it's done are also those who would likely watch and cheer as these protesters are driven away.

    • @Hotspur37
      @Hotspur37 3 года назад +31

      @@michaelgartly3753 those pathetic looser have all suddenly gone into hiding they were fine to scream at little nurses and at the female governor of michigan but now the reall scary guys with guns have shown up. The 2nd amenders have all scattered

    • @NotSampleText
      @NotSampleText 3 года назад +15

      Bro why do you think the feds are there? People are trying to stand up for their rights and getting disappeared into vans for their trouble. The problem isnt an unwillingness to vouch for our rights but a system designed at its core to oppress the people living in it.

    • @Bynggo
      @Bynggo 3 года назад +2

      A Mac. I think that ship has sailed

  • @tcg75
    @tcg75 3 года назад +18

    "Paul Revere, little bit of an alarmist..."
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @emofascist
      @emofascist 3 года назад

      Paul revere got drunk in a nar and didn't complete his ride. Also think about how stupid it would be to scream "the british are coming!!" Riding down streets when half the population didnt want to break from english rule

    • @tcg75
      @tcg75 3 года назад

      @@emofascist You missed the point of the joke.

  • @Cipher158
    @Cipher158 3 года назад +18

    This has got to be put to an end. November is the last stand for America.

  • @hilmaallen1302
    @hilmaallen1302 3 года назад +360

    That got me, “favourite president! your not in my top 45”

    • @chrisrus1965
      @chrisrus1965 3 года назад +1

      Yeahbut James K. Polk was a great president. That crack pissed me off.
      Why not use Andrew Johnson?

    • @Formedras
      @Formedras 3 года назад +5

      @@chrisrus1965 Because Trump likes Andrew Johnson. And is like Andrew Johnson (but worse).

    • @johnburt7935
      @johnburt7935 3 года назад +8

      Among American Presidents, I rank donald 46th, below Jefferson Davis.

    • @ACMH98
      @ACMH98 3 года назад +6

      Technically there hasn't been 45 presidents, so the joke is top tier 😂👏🏼

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 3 года назад +3

      Johnson came after Lincon a beloved president ,and was impeached and acquitted by the Senate,sounds like his life story😂😂😂

  • @Pappadumful
    @Pappadumful 3 года назад +167

    Let’s not forget: It was Pence who actually started holding Covid briefings. When Trump saw how well-viewed they were, he quickly took over.

    • @jkjkjiok3152
      @jkjkjiok3152 3 года назад +6

      Great analysis LMFAO Biden 2020 ma boy

    • @mg-Q17
      @mg-Q17 3 года назад +1

      And dr Fauci waved a satanic sign and gave contradictory statements about virus. He and Obama also funded it. Nice job. Blood on your hands. Wait till we get to Cuomo genocide. Prison

    • @denniswilley5010
      @denniswilley5010 3 года назад +4

      Pappadumful Haha, you are right, he cannot stand someone else getting a little bit of publicity.

    • @wiredrayne
      @wiredrayne 3 года назад +8

      @@mg-Q17 Tasty koolaid you got there.

  • @ellengreenlaw8839
    @ellengreenlaw8839 3 года назад +7

    July 22, 2020- I live in Portland, Oregon. The whole city is shut down. Today "Dad's with leaf blowers" showed up and kept the street clear of tear gas. The whole city is pissed off. Governor Kate Brown (bisexual Democrat) told the feds on national TV to get out of Oregon. Our Attorney General Ellen Rosenbalm is taking the federal government to court for their actions. Senator Jeff Merkley is doing everything he can to stop Trump from invading Oregon. Trump messed with the wrong
    town. rest of the country please ask your federal Senators and Reps to support Sen. Merkley and Ron Wyden and pray for us ordinary citizens.

  • @willmurrin9344
    @willmurrin9344 3 года назад +96

    “No, we have the best mortality rate. Our’s is number one. Look at this chart, we’re all the way at the top.”

    • @user-mo5gg9eh7h
      @user-mo5gg9eh7h 3 года назад

      That's because he flipped it over .

    • @D-me-dream-smp
      @D-me-dream-smp 3 года назад +9

      I wasn’t sure what he meant by saying we have the best mortality rate?? Like ummmm does he realise death is kinda uhhh bad?

    • @giggleherz
      @giggleherz 3 года назад +4

      @Alec scott just a sad guess brother but all those secret party's and the stupid young people trying to catch it like its a game. I had a feeling the virus might love the warm temperatures. Texas and Florida are prime breeding grounds for literally everything. I cant tell if the virus likes the warm or if its a side effect from all the close contact.
      I can tell you that I took the time to read about the 1919 pandemic and in the end they said that the only thing that stopped it was that it had infected the whole planet. They say fifty million died but also say it may have been much higher due to bad record keeping.

    • @jamesturnage6261
      @jamesturnage6261 3 года назад

      @@D-me-dream-smp I think he was being funny. I do not think he was serious. A least, I hope not. Sandy Turnage

    • @bcflorida6301
      @bcflorida6301 3 года назад +2

      Its like deja-vu from when he was campaigning in 2016 & constantly said how we would be winning so much as a country that we would get tired of winning. Now I realize the winning won't and can't start until he is not reelected. The kool-aid meanwhile is still whipping ass out there but fortunately less than 35% of the country. I'm sick of our country losing and then listen to him tell us how "great we are doing". The Russians are paying bounties for our soldiers' heads - and Trump knows & does nothing but tweet hate messages about people smarter than him (needless to say he stays BUSY)

  • @mclovin9578
    @mclovin9578 3 года назад +216

    "Just following orders" is the excuse cowards use to commit acts they know are wrong. 🤷‍♂️

    • @cdw2682
      @cdw2682 3 года назад +6

      EXACTLY!

    • @givenscommunications6307
      @givenscommunications6307 3 года назад +2

      “I was just following orders!” When they beat the stew out of, shoot or choke out someone until they die the police say the same thing! Martial Law is coming! This is one President whom there is an overwhelming sentiment that he should be held accountable for his illegal acts in a court of law!

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 3 года назад +5

      i disobeyed a order in the service . paid a price in my career and financially . and would do it again ,never regretted it .

    • @jfolz
      @jfolz 3 года назад +2

      @Joseph Lovett you have no idea what either "communism" or "antifa" means.

    • @zezmerelda240
      @zezmerelda240 3 года назад +1

      @@mrwascallyt9865 mrwascally----thank you for your service to humanity by having ethics and morals

  • @julieghim7846
    @julieghim7846 3 года назад +31

    I’m so glad that at least people like Stephen are covering the horrific things happening to protesters in Oregon. We can’t tolerate behavior like this.

  • @alaia-awakened
    @alaia-awakened 3 года назад +45

    I see we’re all still cracking jokes in the comments, but let’s be real here - this is terrifying.

    • @annechristian3095
      @annechristian3095 3 года назад +1

      It WILL be Terrifying if the Democrats win the Election. For it will be "Good Bye USA, and Hell-o Socialism, No More Freedoms as we have always known since birth. Socialism is Venezuela, Cuba and any other Failed Country who became Socialism Run, or as the Democrats have said: Socialism-Democracy. There have not been a Socialist Country that did not Fail nor a Democracy that has not turned into a Tyranny or Dictatorship (like Russia) calling itself a Democracy because they "elect" a President, but in reality it's a Dictatorship. All so-called Democracies have fallen to this. All Proven throughout History. THAT is WHY America is a REPUBLIC..run "By the People For the People" ..as we say..."And to the Republic of the United States". The Democrats want to take our Freedoms away as our nation is NOW run (or supposed to be) "By The People". Democrats hate that fact.

    • @1Corinthians2.2
      @1Corinthians2.2 3 года назад

      98% of the people who get the Covid recover. Whose talking about that??????????

  • @jeaniescholle3491
    @jeaniescholle3491 3 года назад +7

    I love Portland. Thank you to the Portland moms for standing up for the right to keep it weird.

  • @dasstigma
    @dasstigma 3 года назад +195

    "Turns out doing nothing... does nothing."
    Who would have guessed?

    • @AURON2401
      @AURON2401 3 года назад

      Nobody.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 3 года назад +3

      What a twist! M. Night Shammalan should write this down immediatly.

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma 3 года назад

      @@robertnett9793 😄

  • @Realroyrogers
    @Realroyrogers 3 года назад +152

    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

    • @thexalon
      @thexalon 3 года назад +15

      Also, in this case, never underestimate the power of a stupid person put in a position of authority over large numbers of other people.

    • @arneldeleon3060
      @arneldeleon3060 3 года назад +3

      AMEEEERRRRIIIICCCCAAAAA!!!!!!

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 3 года назад +1

      or those hiding in their basements trying to do a late show. Colbert is a coward and a hypocrite. If someone came to his property to destroy it would he say, "Good job people, Carry on with the destruction of my possessions and property."

    • @jonlambert76
      @jonlambert76 3 года назад +7

      @@sharongamble9854 Always an idiot in every comment section.

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 3 года назад +1

      @@jonlambert76 Ok So a person challenging a "written" reply is an idiot if that person disagrees. Sorry you feel that way. I'm expecting Colbert followers to attack me if I make a statement that disagrees or is critical. Colbert followers believe they have the right to hurt someone if that person disagrees with them.

  • @tarjeik7162
    @tarjeik7162 3 года назад +31

    It would really make my day if Trump got these 'sniffles'...just like his soul brotha Bolsenaro...

  • @cynthiahawkins2389
    @cynthiahawkins2389 3 года назад +73

    I have the worst feeling about this 'unidentified uniformed soldiers' thing going on.

    • @TheJECNova
      @TheJECNova 3 года назад +7

      All Americans should. The word, "Gestapo" mean anything?

    • @MariaFernandez-vv2qx
      @MariaFernandez-vv2qx 3 года назад +4

      Yes, it really is a very ugly situation and should NEVER have happened!! Leave it to that IDIOT in the WH!!!😠😳🤯🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. 3 года назад

      "Strump-abteilung"

    • @TheJECNova
      @TheJECNova 3 года назад +1

      @@bmolitor615 that would also, be the "literal" figurative action of gasoline on a open fire... While I agree, these faceless "Law" people should be punished and strongly, an action that would incite a lawless action and possibly trigger events into making that zone a literal Marshal Law warzone... No. The better question, is... WHERE THE FUCK are the actual local law enforcement AND why aren't they stopping that secret police bullshit!?

    • @TheJECNova
      @TheJECNova 3 года назад

      @@OneofInfinity. what's that mean?

  • @dvvinever
    @dvvinever 3 года назад +474

    "I'll be right eventually." That's like him saying, "I'll be a good president eventually."
    He'd be wrong on both counts.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 3 года назад +23

      The only time trump will ever be a good president, is when hes either in jail, or dead from his own stupidity

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 3 года назад +17

      I imagine he will be right eventually.
      The virus will vanish.
      Sometime after January after Biden takes over, masks are mass produced, national decrees are made making social distancing federal law, and ventilators and vaccines are mass produced by order of a suddenly competent leadership.

    • @marcello234
      @marcello234 3 года назад +15

      Same way a broken clock is right twice a day.

    • @peterh7086
      @peterh7086 3 года назад +11

      Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 3 года назад +7

      @@marcello234 Trump's clock is missing the hour hand.

  • @HeyitsDee
    @HeyitsDee 3 года назад +50

    "Paul Revere was a bit of an alarmist". That killed me, Colbert! 😂

  • @barbarasmith2693
    @barbarasmith2693 3 года назад +23

    "I'll be right eventually."
    The Impeached Bean Salesman is like the broken clock that's right twice a day.
    Except the hands are going backwards a few decades in civil rights and the face of the clock has Cyrillic numerals.

  • @jnorway7295
    @jnorway7295 3 года назад +3

    "You're not in my top 45!" Good one, Stephen! Love your show!

  • @paigeroberts96
    @paigeroberts96 3 года назад +240

    I live in Portland and have been out protesting for several weeks now. The protests are overwhelmingly peaceful and Portland was in no way "out of control" until federal agents were sent in to kidnap and attack people who are just exercising their first amendment rights to protest blatant injustice. Every day we hear the local news about more and more people being abducted by the federal police and those who are still missing who no one knows where they are, and it is absolutely terrifying.
    People are being terrorized here and in several other cities, and the fact that the president and so many other people can support and justify the kidnapping, gassing, beating, blinding, and murder of innocent humans is sickening.

    • @palndan
      @palndan 3 года назад +3

      Paige Roberts ruclips.net/video/yRBYtp4qwc0/видео.html

    • @brennameris
      @brennameris 3 года назад +36

      My heart goes out to my fellow Americans in Portland. Stay strong! We will vote this maniac & his enablers out of office in November.

    • @petekatmangold5460
      @petekatmangold5460 3 года назад +14

      Get a constructive job, anarchist.

    • @rayray8687
      @rayray8687 3 года назад +29

      PeteKat Mangold: I agree!! Little Donnie Donut Mouth should absolutely “get a constructive job”. But I don’t know anyone who would hire him??

    • @oceania2385
      @oceania2385 3 года назад +8

      @@petekatmangold5460 From the pacific northwest here. To everyone watching and thinks these protesters just showed up organically that is incorrect. This same group has been ripping up Portland for years. Long before the George Floyd tragedy. The Feds surveil the rioters from about 30 floors up from the federal building across the street. They most likely have some great Hi-def video of what they did before picking them up. From what I can tell the governor, the AG, and most certainly the mayor have to support the destruction of their own city because it might look like they approve of Trump, it's a catch 22. Integrity is out the window in Portland, it's sad because normal people have to live there.

  • @HannahsYT
    @HannahsYT 3 года назад +151

    I want Stephen’s wife to always be off camera. Her giggles make him smile in such a genuine fashion and I love it 🥰

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 года назад +3

      As a male human I have to object, she's pretty good looking for her age in my humble opinion.

    • @iolacj123
      @iolacj123 3 года назад +3

      Totally agree! It’s so sweet 😍 My parents’ divorce made me a marriage cynic, but their clear love and affection for each other is one of the few examples that makes me think twice ☺️❤️

    • @peggystoutemorin4529
      @peggystoutemorin4529 3 года назад +6

      @@iolacj123 His love for that woman is so obvious. It's quite refreshing.

    • @helenajamesmiller1259
      @helenajamesmiller1259 3 года назад

      Hannah Vincent Why?

  • @michellem9444
    @michellem9444 3 года назад +176

    "I will be right eventually." - Trump
    Yes, even a broken clock is right twice a day.... And it STILL outperforms you!

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 3 года назад +4

      lol

    • @kkkkoouciLolol
      @kkkkoouciLolol 3 года назад +1

      Sure Biden can do better, doesnt even tick

    • @mangalores-x_x
      @mangalores-x_x 3 года назад +8

      Nahuel Cabrera Biden can string together a coherent sentence, Trump cannot. Have you ever really listened to Trump, he has simplistic grammar, constant word repetition and rope himself from one tangent to the next without meaning.

    • @kkkkoouciLolol
      @kkkkoouciLolol 3 года назад +1

      @@mangalores-x_x Are you sure?? dammmn
      ruclips.net/video/nzBdBj5QWyY/видео.html
      Yes I listen to trump and biden
      Those two are money see monkey do, but at least trump can do sign language.
      Give me an example of trump i give you of biden.

    • @mynamemylastname1835
      @mynamemylastname1835 3 года назад

      Not a digital clock.

  • @deuxexmachina8736
    @deuxexmachina8736 3 года назад +34

    150,000 dead Americans, yawn sniffles. Hey look... riots in Portland!

    • @monikas4656
      @monikas4656 3 года назад

      Last year was more dead.

    • @godlessblessings7020
      @godlessblessings7020 3 года назад +2

      best name ever! !! = *
      Deux Exmachina*.

    • @TexTRUTH
      @TexTRUTH 3 года назад +2

      150,000 dead Americans, yawn sniffles. Hey Look.. george floyd! Democrats did nothing to stop the flights from CORONA VIRUS ground zero country.

  • @ChelseaColeslaw
    @ChelseaColeslaw 3 года назад +202

    "Excuse me, can you fetch me my lies?"
    *Angrily grabs lies*
    *looks at paper*
    "I can't read so I made something up, which I was going to do anyway"

    • @barryirlandi4217
      @barryirlandi4217 3 года назад +5

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

    • @sheiladavidson7475
      @sheiladavidson7475 3 года назад +4

      Yes he snatched it out of ladys had Shes going to get tired of Trump making her look like a fool everyday

    • @sharminrahman9949
      @sharminrahman9949 3 года назад +3

      did you see how Trump snatched the paper and initially started to read it upside down. idiot smh

    • @aussiepyro
      @aussiepyro 3 года назад

      @HarryGoldfarbs GangrenousArm Good for you champ

    • @TheDoomWizard
      @TheDoomWizard 3 года назад

      Facts

  • @chitrahkarthigeyan415
    @chitrahkarthigeyan415 3 года назад +198

    Stephen is always so proud of his joke when his wife laughs . Just the cutest couple. ❤️

  • @lauriegough5865
    @lauriegough5865 3 года назад +13

    Stephan has never looked more handsome. Keep your hair like that, Stephan! You look fantastic!

  • @Art4ArtsSakeVideo
    @Art4ArtsSakeVideo 3 года назад +4

    "If Mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Now put those guns back in the toy box, take your hands off your brother, and mind our civil rights. Or Mamma gonna see you in court in the morning."

  • @donb6897
    @donb6897 3 года назад +83

    that flash grenade thrown at a line of moms should get a lot of airtime in political commercials.

    • @carltaylor4942
      @carltaylor4942 3 года назад +9

      Don b - I don't remember even Hitler's brown shirts throwing grenades and tear gas at unarmed mothers. This is way beyond egregious.

    • @iansampson2477
      @iansampson2477 3 года назад +3

      Might be in the next "'lincoln project" adds

  • @almontemore3147
    @almontemore3147 3 года назад +173

    "We have the best mortality rate." His words not mine.

    • @OGPatriot03
      @OGPatriot03 3 года назад +1

      I think you're illiterate.

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 3 года назад +3

      True; it is the BEST(when best and worst is the only 2 concepts he understands)
      The BEST at getting sick & DYING. Trump can't spin this truth to his advantage.
      His response has been the BEST at being the "most" Ineffectual of helping anybody. The Mortuaries have more work than they can handle. We are digging the most best 6 foot holes for the dead than anybody. There is a line up just to get in. Tickets are being sold on line for your home in the soil. Hurry and take some Goya beans with you.

    • @HighMaintenanceMinimalist
      @HighMaintenanceMinimalist 3 года назад +2

      @@robosoap2857 How ironic.

    • @almontemore3147
      @almontemore3147 3 года назад +1

      @@robosoap2857 I know what he meant by it. He just doesn't have the best words.

    • @almontemore3147
      @almontemore3147 3 года назад +1

      @@OGPatriot03 Yea and 49 thumbs up understood what I meant.

  • @tebbenjo
    @tebbenjo 3 года назад +31

    US: secretly collecting citizens and taking them to undisclosed locations, or camps, where they can... umm... 'concentrate' on how much they've upset their government.
    I think I've seen this movie before, and I recall a really crappy ending

    • @leopold3475
      @leopold3475 3 года назад +3

      your an idiot and a trouble maker > America desn't have any secret police. Federal agent's have been around since 1789 and unmarked cars since 1927. there are 25,300 federal agents in America. I knew this my whole life since the 60's, why don't you. U.S. Marshalls have been in Every Western ever made. It was a movie with Tommy Lee Jones, Another movie with Harrison Ford.

    • @BarryBrookens
      @BarryBrookens 3 года назад

      You must be getting your information from the Communist Party of China-backed mainstream Fake News.
      The US arrested rioters and looters who were attacking a Federal Courthouse to destroy it and took them to jail to await trial as our Constitution requires.

    • @wisewolftony
      @wisewolftony 3 года назад

      @@BarryBrookens Yea guess that's why I'm seeing social media videos of people who are 100% peacefully protesting who are being picked up off the street for doing something that is within their right as an American to do. Or seeing videos of say the group of moms who were doing nothing but standing in a line yet had flash bangs and tear gas thrown at them for doing nothing. But I guess that's all fake news.

  • @faithrada
    @faithrada 3 года назад +2

    "We had a great slot"..... HOLY 💩... he really thinks this is some game show. The guy is certifiable.

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri 3 года назад

      Its called a sociopath. No ability to empathize because he can't see past his ego.

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada 3 года назад

      @@jcepri Yup. Pinocchio was more human than this dangerous misfit.

  • @trishs706
    @trishs706 3 года назад +115

    I always questioned how Grandma passed dementia test at 101 years old. Now I know. True story.
    Fact that doctors said they were amazed president passed, is terrifying.

    • @michelekett8450
      @michelekett8450 3 года назад +6

      They were amazed by how stupid and ignorant he is.

    • @firebearva
      @firebearva 3 года назад +3

      He probably paid someone to take it for him, just like his SAT.

    • @trishs706
      @trishs706 3 года назад +5

      @Sifter of Gold You can't wait for "watching Trump walk over...Biden" -
      LOL, Pres Trump can't even walk a ramp or drink water! And he just said of Epsteins evil sidekick, "I wish her well".
      Yep - ONLY Prest Trump makes Biden the best choice. SAD.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 3 года назад +1

      @The Blue Wave So bragging about passing a cognitive test is a well informed and intelligent action?
      Must be lonely, under the bridge...

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 3 года назад +26

    Wow. They completely skipped the whole Purge aspect and went straight to the militarised shock troopers. This administration loves to cut corners!

  • @fastertrackcreative
    @fastertrackcreative 3 года назад +6

    "By the way, call your mother" I can't 😢 (RIP).

  • @honeyccampbell8687
    @honeyccampbell8687 3 года назад +2

    I love ❤️ your show ! I needed the laughs 🤭 in regards to Trump. Your impersonations are awesome 😎

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 3 года назад +803

    "I heard we had the _best_ mortality rate."
    Well, it's true. People _do_ tend to die quite well in the US.

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 3 года назад +19

      I am laughing, but crying inside.

    • @celticphoenix2579
      @celticphoenix2579 3 года назад +13

      America is number one at dying for sure.

    • @steelforge6637
      @steelforge6637 3 года назад +1

      Templar huh

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 года назад +5

      @Tattletale RED If it was a population control measure then it is the most shit one ever conceived.
      Considering it hasn't even killed 0.05% of the population of the US yet, let alone the rest of the world.
      You are right about the Russian numbers being screwy though.
      They are pretending as if they are hardly getting any deaths compared to everyone else for a given number of infections.
      This is probably because they are supplying false data in the hopes that idiots around the world will take COVID less seriously and lead to more deaths and economy damage.

    • @firstlast-vv7vw
      @firstlast-vv7vw 3 года назад +3

      @Karen Schumer Biden would be only a figure head. The powers working behind Biden desperately want him in so they can stop the investigations going on.
      Biden could become president, serve for a short time, then resign (health), and the vice president would be president. The Speaker of the House would automatically move up to vice president. The Dems really, really want this.

  • @ArtemisKitty
    @ArtemisKitty 3 года назад +44

    It’s not even “Name these 3 animals” - it’s simpler than that. The question is: “Which of these is an elephant?”

    • @teresas8929
      @teresas8929 3 года назад +1

      Yes if he found the last five questions “very hard” Trump is definitely has dementia.

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 3 года назад +1

      I bet djt was so proud of himself after getting it right on the third try ;)

  • @leaf16nut
    @leaf16nut 3 года назад +16

    “How bout Chicago, I read.. the numbers, were... many people killed over the weekend..”
    He couldn’t remember the numbers lmao

    • @McJerkins
      @McJerkins 3 года назад

      Biden can't remember his wife's name.

    • @sixszn
      @sixszn 3 года назад

      @@McJerkins he can, actually. you are extremely jealous, attempting to trash Biden's reputation, but guess what? You are not succeeding. Educate yourself and vote for the better guy in November, Biden.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 3 года назад

      @@sixszn Are you kidding? He recently forgot the words to the Declaration of Independence and made a fool of himself.

    • @fgp0032
      @fgp0032 3 года назад

      @@johnbrowne3950 Do you know the words?

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 3 года назад

      @@fgp0032 I'm not an 8-year vice president.

  • @ravingmad765
    @ravingmad765 3 года назад +31

    "the numbers were: many people". Goo goo GA ha goo goo GA.

  • @MatthiasKlees
    @MatthiasKlees 3 года назад +156

    as German i see frightening paralles to our "SS/SA" troops during the third Reich ....

    • @yoboho2568
      @yoboho2568 3 года назад +16

      I remember Tiannamen Square. Or think about the current intimidation that’s occurring in Hong Kong. It's coming.

    • @jaska05
      @jaska05 3 года назад

      But you're not that sharp, are you?

    • @sweetsugarjones
      @sweetsugarjones 3 года назад +7

      My first thoughts too, Matthias.

    • @graeme9925
      @graeme9925 3 года назад +6

      Matthias Klees
      Yes you are right on the mark. The third Reich never lost the war they just moved to the USA.. do some study you will find the truth... Never stop telling your truth.....

    • @mr.pickle4847
      @mr.pickle4847 3 года назад +5

      Andrew Gardner operation paper clip
      The us moved and welcomed Nazi scientists( some being war criminals) to advance research in the space race

  • @jackpinesavage1628
    @jackpinesavage1628 3 года назад +149

    Shades of Argentina in the 80's, when student protesters were arrested, dropped out of helicopters over the ocean, never to be seen again. You think Trump would not do that? To quote him, "wait and see".

    • @michelleb7399
      @michelleb7399 3 года назад +27

      Jack pine Savage I graduated high school in Portland in 1989. Visions of Tiananmen Square have been on my mind quite a bit this week.

    • @charcape88
      @charcape88 3 года назад +18

      Yes. This feels like a South American dictatorship, where people will start disappearing because they exercise the right to protest, like the many we had in Peru, Chile and Argentina. It is sad to see The USA crumble like this.

    • @miguel7233
      @miguel7233 3 года назад +11

      There is another event in history, happened in Mexico, Tlatelolco massacre. The Mexican president chose to eliminate students because he didn't want any protests/movements before the Olympic$$$

    • @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251
      @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251 3 года назад

      Yeah. I'm looking forward to it...
      I'm being sarcastic.
      Kind of? 🤪😭

  • @newtalking3
    @newtalking3 3 года назад +20

    It’s federal property the fed is supposed to defend NOT the state

    • @Bagnon609
      @Bagnon609 3 года назад +3

      Defend it from who? Protestors protesting peacefully? Ya, those moms are a real threat. Smh.

    • @six7
      @six7 3 года назад +1

      Protect property, attack people. #priorities

    • @graygryphon2008
      @graygryphon2008 3 года назад

      @@Bagnon609 You are not that stupid. There is nothing peaceful about the protests in Oregon. You are an idiot sandwich.

    • @graygryphon2008
      @graygryphon2008 3 года назад

      @@six7 Really cause the people are attacking them. Maybe their militia should step in???

    • @subscriberswithnovideo-vk7gr
      @subscriberswithnovideo-vk7gr 3 года назад

      Alec scott there literally are people doing what he said.

  • @genejoost6718
    @genejoost6718 3 года назад +23

    I think. Chris. Wallace is a top notch reporter like his father. Mike. Wallace was his father sure must of been proud

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 3 года назад

      Then why is he working for Fox?

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 3 года назад +66

    As a Florida resident, I can honestly say Stephen was spot on with those percentages.

    • @BarryBrookens
      @BarryBrookens 3 года назад

      Stephen makes millions of off spewing his Communist Party of China's lies. Do you really think he gives a crap about you and me?

    • @Toxicplyer
      @Toxicplyer 3 года назад

      I can say Steve was completely off

  • @sandi8362
    @sandi8362 3 года назад +171

    My dad had the "sniffles" a month ago and now he's gone. It wasn't pretty. Wear a mask!

    • @CKLee-rs4kl
      @CKLee-rs4kl 3 года назад +32

      You have my sincere condolences.

    • @saraheschweiler4939
      @saraheschweiler4939 3 года назад +17

      @Sandals107 Lynn, I am very sorry to hear of your father's passing. I send you heartfelt condolences. May you & all of your beloveds find comfort in sweet memories of him, & may the love you & he shared bless & warm your heart, mind, & spirit, always.
      🙏🌿⚘🌿💙🌿⚘🌿🙏

    • @raymondrussell4869
      @raymondrussell4869 3 года назад +11

      Be strong , think of the good times ,and the love that you shared ......

    • @davidholman48
      @davidholman48 3 года назад +3

      🌹

    • @spiritosa0123
      @spiritosa0123 3 года назад +6

      I am so sorry 😐

  • @johnpatton7533
    @johnpatton7533 3 года назад +8

    President- "I'll be right eventually."
    Me- "This is a weird year......s?"

    • @tinah951
      @tinah951 3 года назад +1

      John Patton it’s so weird to say that. I’ll be right eventually...I’d be fired if I said that in my job.

  • @mcmurtryfan
    @mcmurtryfan 3 года назад +3

    "We have the best mortality rate!" Yep. It's the best.

  • @Werewolf_Korra
    @Werewolf_Korra 3 года назад +39

    "That's too bad. I was hoping he would just disappear with the warmer weather."
    That one actually got me to chuckle out loud.

  • @streetrulz2863
    @streetrulz2863 3 года назад +296

    I’m glad to see the mothers had the temerity to stand up to these storm troopers
    Every American in the United States should be out raged at this!

    • @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251
      @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251 3 года назад +7

      God Bless them.

    • @heidimelcarek3677
      @heidimelcarek3677 3 года назад +9

      You'd think so...but capitalism has alienated a lot of people from their homes, families...especially working class...everybody is desperate...n alone...fighting to be heard...being ignored by their parents, n siblings if they have any. Oh wait - that's just me, haha. Seriously tho - I agree. The moms doing that was cool. I'm a momma. I would have loved to participate in something like that.

    • @moonandmountain
      @moonandmountain 3 года назад +8

      Every American is outraged at how violent these "peaceful protests" are going.

    • @tracywilliams4907
      @tracywilliams4907 3 года назад +15

      O' l am. I live in Oregon and Trump is nothing but a piece of crap.

    • @Sweetteawillie
      @Sweetteawillie 3 года назад +5

      Marisa M
      The foot soldiers paid to commit and stir up violence are being tracked to their handlers and arrested.
      The DOJ knows we demand civility as well as equality... unlike the HillBilly who croaked that there should be no civility until the Democrats are in control... spoken like a true dictator wannabe.
      Durham is close to giving the findings of criminal activities related to the process of the Russia collusion charges... declassified documents show the FBI concluded no campaign members had colluded with Russians in the 2016 election >before< Mueller's special council was initiated.
      I expect more declass dumps and arrests to happen before the election... truth bombs being dropped on all the misled people but some, it will elude.

  • @liondoor4554
    @liondoor4554 3 года назад +1

    This's PURE F'ing GOLD! @Stephen Colbert, 👁 thank u, my LoL thanks u, the Universe thanks u‼️

  • @JulieWineReason
    @JulieWineReason 3 года назад +1

    I love it when we can hear your wife laugh in the background! Thank you both!

  • @heathersumner4766
    @heathersumner4766 3 года назад +147

    Stephen’s wife finding him genuinely hilarious warms my mostly dead heart

    • @HimonoOnna90
      @HimonoOnna90 3 года назад +5

      And the way her laugh makes him go weak and how he looks at her... 🥺😍

    • @bailin24
      @bailin24 3 года назад +1

      She and you are probably the only ones that do! I do not think he is funny nor do I believe he has the best interest of informing the public. Fake late show entertainment.

    • @spacefarer400
      @spacefarer400 3 года назад +3

      @Aces No, like a normal human being and a normal man with feelings, you sad, pathetic woman-hating incel.

    • @HimonoOnna90
      @HimonoOnna90 3 года назад +2

      @Aces Like someone whose strength is allowing him to be vulnerable enough to feel emotions and express them, without having to succumb to toxic masculinity.

    • @fastertrackcreative
      @fastertrackcreative 3 года назад

      When was that? Time code?

  • @overthemoronsgetalife.8659
    @overthemoronsgetalife.8659 3 года назад +140

    It’s hilarious listen to Stephens wife laughing in the background, serious couple goals 😂😂😂

    • @evlstoryteller3567
      @evlstoryteller3567 3 года назад +5

      I love it too and will miss it when they go back to the studio!

    • @ThenameisNiels
      @ThenameisNiels 3 года назад +1

      I, also have much goals, pointing at that

    • @kimtree322
      @kimtree322 3 года назад +3

      And the way he looks at her after he makes her laugh ♥️
      Yeah, it’s so nice seeing love like this.

    • @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251
      @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251 3 года назад +2

      Really nice right. 😂

  • @ray7845
    @ray7845 3 года назад +2

    "He got that stat..." "Thank you Kaley." OMG Colbert nailed it again!!!

  • @raygan777able
    @raygan777able 3 года назад +39

    Hang on. This is exactly what the US has been accusing Iran of doing.

    • @raygan777able
      @raygan777able 3 года назад +3

      @Barney Boyle If they're not innocent, why are they released?

    • @raygan777able
      @raygan777able 3 года назад +2

      @Barney Boyle Then why not use the regular police?

    • @raygan777able
      @raygan777able 3 года назад +2

      @Barney Boyle If that is the case, is it even legal to detain "bad" people like this for a couple days without charge in the land of America. Why the unmarked car? Why not make it official? What do you called these federal officers? Certainly not the FBI.

    • @leopold3475
      @leopold3475 3 года назад

      @@raygan777able The unmarked cars are because the terrorist"protestors" are burning the marked ones and targeting cops lives. and targeting the marked vehilcles. It the rioters fault they are unmarked and if they don't stop, Military vehicles are comming out. Trump said he WILL send in the National Guards on National TV. America desn't have any secret police. Federal agent's have been around since 1789 and unmarked cars SINCE 1927. there are 25,300 federal agents in America.. U.S. Marshalls have been in Like Every Western ever made. It was a movie with Tommy Lee Jones, Another movie with Harrison Ford.

    • @raygan777able
      @raygan777able 3 года назад

      @@leopold3475 I guess believers has their side to believe. Good luck with the Nov elections.

  • @SRas1727
    @SRas1727 3 года назад +29

    picking up protesters off the street is what happened in SA during apartheid!

  • @vospecv8928
    @vospecv8928 3 года назад +308

    "I'll be right eventually."
    A broken clock is right eventually but the clock is still broken.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 3 года назад +7

      to his fans it matter that he's definitely right twice a day. They can count on him! ;)

    • @lisalisa1435
      @lisalisa1435 3 года назад +4

      Clock is right not once but twice daily. So there's that🤪

    • @good4gaby
      @good4gaby 3 года назад

      exactly...

    • @Fanchiotti
      @Fanchiotti 3 года назад +1

      You nailed the metaphor.

    • @DesmondSky
      @DesmondSky 3 года назад +7

      Well, Trump hasn't been right since he was born. That's a clock without any hands

  • @DayDreamerbyDhang
    @DayDreamerbyDhang 3 года назад +1

    It's so cute to hear your wife laughing at the background 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭

  • @fredsei8735
    @fredsei8735 3 года назад

    please continue your perform, we need it!

  • @andrewkelly6828
    @andrewkelly6828 3 года назад +371

    "They don't have names on their uniforms to protect their families..." Fine. But why can't their uniforms and vehicles clearly display what agency they're with so people at least know they're not being kidnapped by civilians?

    • @Vanity0666
      @Vanity0666 3 года назад +36

      Because they want to scare people into inaction

    • @sgoogle7113
      @sgoogle7113 3 года назад +6

      Becuase Law Enforcment often uses unmarked cars - even at the local level, but that is assuming your Mayor enforces laws. Does not seem to care about Fed property. Stop the rioting, no feds.

    • @shellieeyre8758
      @shellieeyre8758 3 года назад +82

      @@sgoogle7113 were those mothers rioting? It seems that any form of protest is now classified as rioting to justify the unjustifiable.

    • @zb-music4278
      @zb-music4278 3 года назад +24

      They can have numbers on the uniforn like in other countries.

    • @pianopeach
      @pianopeach 3 года назад +48

      They need ID. There's no discussion. What's stopping civilians from just kidnapping people?

  • @winterrose1375
    @winterrose1375 3 года назад +79

    I think Stephens wifes laughter is the balm that soothes my soul.

    • @VivekAnandJ
      @VivekAnandJ 3 года назад +4

      It does feel very reassuring doesn't it? I can't find out why. But it makes me happy to hear her laugh!

    • @winterrose1375
      @winterrose1375 3 года назад +2

      Vivek Anand J same

  • @mbrights3158
    @mbrights3158 3 года назад +1

    6:10 it's like a plumber saying your toilet will stop overflowing eventually! Lolol 11:00 "trump 2020 get in the van"

  • @jaywright9635
    @jaywright9635 3 года назад +1

    Unmarked vans..You dont have to read me miranda rights! LMAO sounded good.

  • @bepowerification
    @bepowerification 3 года назад +32

    it's kind of interesting to watch live what happened in the 1930s in Germany.

    • @wendysgarden4283
      @wendysgarden4283 3 года назад +1

      and to realize your grandchild, who were American resisters, will nevertheless be vilified by the world 50 years from now as if they chose this.

    • @WadeWomersley
      @WadeWomersley 3 года назад +1

      That's a chillingly accurate description.

    • @oceania2385
      @oceania2385 3 года назад

      From the Pacific Northwest here.Love Colbert and I did not vote for Trump and think he's an A**hat. Warning to the rest of the country, what you are seeing in Seattle and Portland is a complete disaster. We have law enforcement but they CAN"T DO ANYTHING arrests can be made, they simply are released within hours. We had bail reform long before New York City. No one is charged, every rioter is released and they go back to rioting in minutes. The destruction in Portland has been going on overnight for 2 months- nonstop. That person that was "snatched off the street" was released within minutes, they are mirandized. Please understand no one in my family for 2 generations has voted Republican ever... It's just at some point it has to stop- Normal people live here.
      If someone broke out your window every night of your home or place of work for 2 months straight, and the police the mayor and the governor said- "Don't worry about it, That's a peaceful protester" would you be upset?

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 3 года назад +36

    A little while ago I watch the old BBC documentary called the world at war. The first episode was terrifying in regards to the fact that what was happening in 1930s Germany, is what's happening in America in 2020.

  • @genxmeh
    @genxmeh 3 года назад +2

    Protests had nothing to do with it? Wow. I’m gonna protest so I can be immune.

  • @Becki545
    @Becki545 3 года назад

    Thank you for the real news!

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 3 года назад +251

    You really can't be a dictator without having a secret police force to round up your political enemies.

    • @beckybowen196
      @beckybowen196 3 года назад +18

      So true, it's the accessory every well-heeled dictator is sporting this year.

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 3 года назад +15

      He's already got the concentration camps ready to receive them.
      .
      Oh, you didn't know that's what the cages in the desert are really for?

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 3 года назад +2

      Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow.

    • @marcd6897
      @marcd6897 3 года назад +5

      Martine : the right-wing gun loving idiots were stock-piling guns at every possible opportunity, including Sandy Hook mass shooting (and they were afraid a partisan coaltion of politics would decide it’s now the time to reduce the weapon level available to idiots).

    • @patf898
      @patf898 3 года назад +7

      @Martine Who was stockpiling weapons other than the NRA zealots who thought a Black president was a threat to their status and wanted to send a threatening message?

  • @Toneloke-3000
    @Toneloke-3000 3 года назад +570

    A president should never say "I heard something". A president's job is to "know something".

    • @OGPatriot03
      @OGPatriot03 3 года назад +4

      ? Do you even know what the F you're saying? That makes no sense. You've all lost your damned minds. TDS is REAL.

    • @g6ter1
      @g6ter1 3 года назад +39

      @@OGPatriot03 The president should not be presenting information as if it is hearsay.

    • @susanmozda910
      @susanmozda910 3 года назад +9

      Patriot 03 How are WE out of our minds?! The comment was pretty straightforward and on point. But I am a mental patient, so I guess that’s why it made sense to me...

    • @adellajimenez6609
      @adellajimenez6609 3 года назад +22

      @@OGPatriot03 Yes it is real. You will believe anything this bloated orange word vomits out at you. TDS

    • @OGPatriot03
      @OGPatriot03 3 года назад +7

      @@susanmozda910 You're an idiot. A president should be honest and discussing bleeding edge information, talking to us like fellow man.
      That's what transparency is, the other option is scripted press releases.

  • @VeracityLH
    @VeracityLH 3 года назад

    Bravo Stephen, you were on fire!

  • @DTavona
    @DTavona 3 года назад

    One thing that needs to be mentioned is they are randomly patrolling areas away from the courthouse. My son says his friend going home from work on her bike crossed the Hawthorne Bridge and was picked up and roughed up and hurt and stuck there for hours. She was on her way home from her job at a bar.

  • @quizzabella
    @quizzabella 3 года назад +60

    I can't imagine anything more scary (aside from being attacked by a chainsaw wielding lunatic) than being chucked into an unmarked van by armed people who won't identify themselves WTF?

    • @Erikpdx
      @Erikpdx 3 года назад +3

      Protestors have been getting it worse for two months from Ted Wheeler's police dept, so this wasn't really a turning point in horrors for them

    • @hollydabral
      @hollydabral 3 года назад

      Break laws, and scary things may happen to you.

    • @Erikpdx
      @Erikpdx 3 года назад +9

      @@hollydabral unless you're a cop, right?

    • @quizzabella
      @quizzabella 3 года назад +8

      @@hollydabral what peacefully protesting deserves getting shoved into an unmarked van by people you don't know? The guy who rammed his car into also peaceful protesters killing one, got better treatment than that.

    • @drzee100
      @drzee100 3 года назад

      lol..... what a dolt you are

  • @toniroberts8117
    @toniroberts8117 3 года назад +205

    “It’s chilling to see the most powerful man in the world bragging about passing a test that they give to people to see whether or not they should be allowed to take the bus by themselves”.....
    🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stephenjones9746
      @stephenjones9746 3 года назад +13

      "I'm not crazy, my mum had me tested" - Sheldon Cooper

    • @oshi8ooP
      @oshi8ooP 3 года назад +1

      I'm dead at this. 👻👻

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 3 года назад +1

      He's loves trolling the media.

    • @rentond3666
      @rentond3666 3 года назад +1

      @@hectorheck1353 is that the excuse you are going with?

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 3 года назад

      @@rentond3666 Well, he does. It's very entertaining to watch. Isn't it clear to you?

  • @bumblehead
    @bumblehead 3 года назад +4

    I love when his wife starts giggling. Easy to tell they enjoy each others company.

  • @michellemotley582
    @michellemotley582 3 года назад +1

    I don't understand how Stephen's wife can live in the same house as him and not die from laughter.

  • @RyuichiNoGekido
    @RyuichiNoGekido 3 года назад +52

    They tear gassed a line of peacefully protesting Moms...
    They cannot be trusted.

    • @tman46544
      @tman46544 3 года назад

      Those mothers should have been home taking care of their children.

  • @thunderwolf4237
    @thunderwolf4237 3 года назад +167

    “We have the best mortality rate”
    Ffs.

    • @KingofHearts
      @KingofHearts 3 года назад +15

      “Help, I’m being fact checked. Kaylee get me the chart!”

    • @AdamBladeTaylor
      @AdamBladeTaylor 3 года назад +11

      @@KingofHearts And the fact that they gave him some BS chart that didn't even show the numbers.

    • @peterachleitner7356
      @peterachleitner7356 3 года назад +7

      And the worst presidential morality rate! Stay safe and healthy, Thunder Wolf, with regards from Malaysia

    • @DiscoFang
      @DiscoFang 3 года назад

      The USA mortality rate as of 20th July is actually 45th in the list of countries at 3.73%. So neither of the idiots in the interview were right. For perspective, UK is number 2 on the list at 15.37% and Brazil (mentioned by the interviewer) is 44th at 3.79%.
      www.statista.com/statistics/1105914/coronavirus-death-rates-worldwide/

    • @RichDoes..
      @RichDoes.. 3 года назад +3

      Don't forget the... what was it? "Beautiful wars"??? He must have bone spurs in his head!

  • @CameronLittlesustainablecam
    @CameronLittlesustainablecam 3 года назад

    Great segment - when I actually do laugh out loud then that's a win!

  • @Nevertoleave
    @Nevertoleave 3 года назад +191

    Nothing says stable country like a secret police

    • @ThenameisNiels
      @ThenameisNiels 3 года назад

      Watch your mouth, Charlie Henderson!!

    • @michelleb7399
      @michelleb7399 3 года назад

      Like in a hospital, “stable” does not mean “healthy.”

    • @MeOhMyOh2324
      @MeOhMyOh2324 3 года назад +4

      They’re not secret

    • @MeOhMyOh2324
      @MeOhMyOh2324 3 года назад +2

      iostboy you know nothing about Hitler, secret police, or communism. But hey, vote your boy Biden in and you’ll find out. Better yet, go to China

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 3 года назад +4

      Sunny RFJ why go to China when Donald is bringing China to the USA?

  • @jeffreythurnau6796
    @jeffreythurnau6796 3 года назад +403

    I hand it to Chris Wallace for keeping his cool. Trump kept trying to bully Chris into agreeing with his lies, but he wouldn’t have any of it. Loved seeing Trump get agitated. It’s good for Trump not to be surrounded by toadies and yes men all the time. Unfortunately Trump still lives in a fantasy world.

    • @karatiernan24
      @karatiernan24 3 года назад +8

      Yeah shame on Trump

    • @markusstefankoch1039
      @markusstefankoch1039 3 года назад +2

      I would have hoped until the end, some1s could stuff some reason into those turds.
      Now an end of the flagstaff's where government policy is causing own citizens harm, with violation of executive regulation on policing and not helping cure the pandemic in USA😞

    • @karatiernan24
      @karatiernan24 3 года назад +1

      Really

    • @karatiernan24
      @karatiernan24 3 года назад

      @Pau Pau LOL Donald Trump will be like Whaaaaaaaaa why am I so sweaty

    • @matthewmangum6320
      @matthewmangum6320 3 года назад +5

      Chris Wallace is the only real journalist on FOX. The rest are just commentators or agitators. Take your pick.

  • @markjmaxwell9819
    @markjmaxwell9819 3 года назад

    Lolll
    The only time l have been in the back of a government vehicle was when l was getting a ride home...
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ryleuty
    @ryleuty 3 года назад

    That Jeopardy line LOL

  • @thelemonheads4853
    @thelemonheads4853 3 года назад +28

    He didn't even pretend to read that paper she handed him. Looked at it for half a second, looked up... " Yep number one"

    • @oneopinion6806
      @oneopinion6806 3 года назад +1

      To be fair, I think it looked like an eye chart where at the top in huge block letters it said something like "NUMBER 1 LOWEST MORTALITY RATE" and then below that in smaller text Trump can't read is the tortured logic and statistical cheating necessary to make that claim.

    • @thelemonheads4853
      @thelemonheads4853 3 года назад

      @Lana Kahl trump probably wrote it himself in sharpie

  • @AlbertaGeek
    @AlbertaGeek 3 года назад +303

    Trump supporters when asked to wear a mask: "WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS FASCISM!"
    Trump supporters when faced with *_actual_* fascism:

    • @TheNzFox
      @TheNzFox 3 года назад +16

      I wonder why these same people don't lose their shit over needing to wear pants in public, that is their logic right? that its facism when you need to wear something for the benefit of others?

    • @gnirolnamlerf593
      @gnirolnamlerf593 3 года назад +8

      @@TheNzFox As the president loves to say to protect himself from being called out about lies, "I don't know, but I heard that many people believe" those same people are ashamed of what you'd see if they took their pants off. "Of course, that's just what a lot of people say. I don't know. It's probably true." Those same people comply with "no shirt, no shoes, no service" because they want to wear a shirt and shoes themselves and personally would find it disgusting if some hairy guy with dirty feet walked by them while they're eating in a restaurant. See, that offends _them_ and they are the only thing important to them. The fact that not wearing a mask has the potential to hurt someone else is irrelevant because they don't care if they hurt someone else. I guess. I don't know, but that's what a lot of people say, many, many people.

    • @nonaboccalupo7733
      @nonaboccalupo7733 3 года назад +4

      Exactly! They pull out the guns towards protestors, but NOT the government taking over smh

    • @shawnduffy3380
      @shawnduffy3380 3 года назад

      #ProfaPOTUS

    • @peggystoutemorin4529
      @peggystoutemorin4529 3 года назад +1

      @@gnirolnamlerf593 The hairy guy with dirty feet took me out. 😂. But seriously, I hear you. If we think it's bad now, wait until this fool with power loses the election.

  • @NeilCrouse99
    @NeilCrouse99 3 года назад +2

    So,. With Homer Simpson dubbing Florida "America's Wang", and Trump stating that Florida is ""starting to "Flame",... That means that "America's Wang is Inflamed",... *ツ*

  • @graciemalan4732
    @graciemalan4732 3 года назад +14

    WE NEED TO STOP CALLING THIS MOBSTER THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD. PERIOD ####

    • @graygryphon2008
      @graygryphon2008 3 года назад

      Aww show me on the doll where Trump hurt you. He is the most powerful man in the world and you hate him so much. You never even gave him a chance. Funny how you all want to complain about him but protested almost the minute you found out he was elected.

    • @AG-ig8uf
      @AG-ig8uf 3 года назад

      "Mobster" lol, last I checked it was dem politicians, mayor of Portland included, who joined brown shirt mobs to riot and intimidate.

    • @AG-ig8uf
      @AG-ig8uf 3 года назад

      @Alec scott What "facts" ? Even CNN reported that feds in Portland only defend few central federal buildings, and come out when rioters try to break in or start fires. Really, even CNN acknowledges that, of course then going on about how having fed agents in fed building somehow instigates violence nonsense. Colbert is on another level of misinformation though. Calling fed agents thugs, and brown shirt fascists protesters ??

    • @graciemalan4732
      @graciemalan4732 3 года назад

      @@AG-ig8uf are you a friend of Putin and the others dictator as Korea and China leaders go and move to Russia because Americans had enough with the orange president and maybe the socialists will please you better. In Russia you will be the white supremacist. Go ahead.

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 3 года назад +72

    I live in downtown Portland. We are not remotely "out of control".

    • @BrigadierBill
      @BrigadierBill 3 года назад +13

      I mean, you're really disrespectful to the secret police there. You're supposed to salute the stormtroopers, not ask for their names or why they're grabbing your friends.

    • @jaimebrathwaite8806
      @jaimebrathwaite8806 3 года назад +3

      Yeah cause the rioters are at the justice center you jackass not any where near your house

    • @elizabethhenning778
      @elizabethhenning778 3 года назад +10

      @@jaimebrathwaite8806 The "rioting" consists of a few jackasses spraypainting graffiti and breaking windows at the Justice Center.
      This is petty property damage and at worst a misdemeanor. At this point, people are mad about the feds being there for no reason. They need to go home.

    • @jaimebrathwaite8806
      @jaimebrathwaite8806 3 года назад +3

      @@elizabethhenning778 They had attacked and knocked out a street preacher by the mayors house attacked an officer set fires to the building thrown explosives and fireworks at the building

    • @jaimebrathwaite8806
      @jaimebrathwaite8806 3 года назад +2

      @@elizabethhenning778 Also this has been going on way before those officers came