Trump’s Unhinged Easter Message & Majority of Americans Believe He Intentionally Broke the Law

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 9 апр 2023
  • The Biden’s hosted the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House, Donald Trump weighed in using ALL CAPS with a warm a loving message, he spent the holiday at Mar-a-Lago where we got a glimpse of Melania for the first time in a while, he showed up for UFC 287 with his plus one Kid Rock, a new poll from ABC News shows that a majority of Americans believe that he intentionally broke the law, the case in Georgia looks to be the next trouble spot for Trump and at least 20 associates, MyPillow Mike Lindell showed up at Mar-a-Lago and found himself caught in yet another sting operation, Congressman George Santos is doing everything in his power to distract us from the fact that he lied his way into the House of Representatives, Metallica is with us on the show all week, and Yehya reviews The Super Mario Brothers Movie.
    SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #Kimmel: bit.ly/JKLSubscribe
    Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live Website : bit.ly/JKLWebsite
    Like Jimmy Kimmel on Facebook: bit.ly/KimmelFB
    Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on Facebook: bit.ly/JKLFacebook
    Follow @JimmyKimmel on Twitter: bit.ly/KimmelTW
    Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on Twitter: bit.ly/JKLTwitter
    Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on Instagram: bit.ly/JKLInstagram
    About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
    Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 15 billion views and more than 18 million subscribers on the show’s RUclips channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy RUclips Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”
  • ПриколыПриколы

Комментарии • 1,8 тыс.

  • @randibgood
    @randibgood Год назад +126

    The stark contrast between 44 & 45 is just mind boggling. How did something like that get voted in after such a classy, well-spoken, caring, compassionate, true statesman like Obama, I will forever be puzzled by.

    • @MrPokebozz
      @MrPokebozz Год назад +1

      Oboma put kids in cages and used attack drones to blow up little Arab kids but he was so caring

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 Год назад

      Because of the rage machine , , , young 30 year old white males upset about killing baby abortion pills and politically correct rainbow flags. Pathetic. Anyone who watches Fox news should just go out and buy a gun , , , oh wait , yea, that's what they do

    • @gailmoore8618
      @gailmoore8618 Год назад +6

      All Smoke and mirrors preformed by his handlers.

    • @louisemccoy9410
      @louisemccoy9410 Год назад +27

      Trump is/was jealous of Obama. !!

    • @isabelmauricio6394
      @isabelmauricio6394 Год назад +6

      It didn't help that Hillary was the other option.

  • @kimr6372
    @kimr6372 Год назад +666

    I no longer can tell if that's the real George Santos or an actor pretending to be him. 😂

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey Год назад +74

      Should I point out that the real George Santos IS a guy pretending to be George Santos?
      Also, George Santos killed a dog, never forget.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Год назад +22

      George Santos aka Anthony Devolder aka Kitara Ravache - he probably has a different persona for every day of the week.

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 Год назад +8

      They are ALL actors! Every single one of them! How am I the only person on this planet who knows this?! The IRONY is they hate Hollywood so much for the actors being honest!

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli Год назад +5

      ...what was it again Brendan Fraser got the Oscar for 🤔

    • @bartholomewcubbins9723
      @bartholomewcubbins9723 Год назад +14

      You can tell the difference if you pay very close attention: The actor on Jimmy Kimmel Live occasionally slips up and tells the truth.

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 Год назад +138

    Remember that time George Santos scored multiple grand slam home runs for the Mets. Good times.

    • @susanrobinson910
      @susanrobinson910 Год назад +10

      Wasn’t that the same game where he pitched a no-hitter? 😂

    • @TheStephenlarose
      @TheStephenlarose Год назад +8

      George Santos shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. And he also killed himself a bear when he was only three.

    • @joeybleu66
      @joeybleu66 Год назад +3

      i do and i was reading this digital history book and the words changed right before my eyes. the words turned georgie porgie into a working class hero.

    • @mildredpierce4506
      @mildredpierce4506 Год назад +4

      And he won the Tour de France 17 times in a row too.

    • @54mgtf22
      @54mgtf22 Год назад +1

      @@mildredpierce4506 After removing his own brain tumor…

  • @bevtsen
    @bevtsen Год назад +10

    How the hell is George Santos still working??!?!?!?!

  • @KOB923
    @KOB923 Год назад +66

    I threw up a little in my mouth seeing Santos in a Mets jersey. Like we need any more bad omens.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Год назад +1

      Hahaha.oooooh,that bile is nasty. I understand completely.

    • @KOB923
      @KOB923 Год назад

      @ML Roberts LOL... never saw that. I just saw the iconic Family Guy moment, "Opening Day and here's the first pitch... and the season's over."

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Год назад +317

    Of course George Santos is a Mets fan. He took them to the World Series, after all.

    • @laura-gp3gv
      @laura-gp3gv Год назад +26

      And pitched a no hitter. Then off to the Knicks for basketball season.

    • @petronelaasoltanei9393
      @petronelaasoltanei9393 Год назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @pomerlain8924
      @pomerlain8924 Год назад +13

      He was a key figure in the Mets dominating 2010s and winning 10 straight World Series. He won 1000 games and hit a walk-off grand slam to win all 10 World Series titles.

    • @MariaGutierrez-zk8fx
      @MariaGutierrez-zk8fx Год назад +5

      😂

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x Год назад +10

      Who could ever forget his winning that game lol!

  • @biancalathetravelerssoul
    @biancalathetravelerssoul Год назад +142

    I never know for sure if it's George or the guy you have playing him 😂😂😂 both play George Santos so well!

  • @dantedisbrow3987
    @dantedisbrow3987 Год назад +23

    For trump's Easter "greetings" it sounds more like a veiled threat

  • @ryanmacarthur1299
    @ryanmacarthur1299 Год назад +58

    I hope that T Rump goes to jail to show at least some accountability for the rich and unethical.

    • @MRick-cd1kr
      @MRick-cd1kr Год назад

      See Biden that's Unethical how do you think he made Millions Work?

    • @HiThereImVinnyVega
      @HiThereImVinnyVega Год назад +4

      If only…. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @helenapereira8547
      @helenapereira8547 Год назад +2

      It's like having French Revolution all over again, without the guillotine

    • @pattiharvey1787
      @pattiharvey1787 Год назад +4

      Yes please ✝️🙏

  • @Bduh2
    @Bduh2 Год назад +913

    Whenever DJT spews something that doesn't make any sense, try to read it as if he's confessing something to you and it all makes sense.

  • @djp1234
    @djp1234 Год назад +47

    I can't believe you guys didn't dress up Guilliermo as Mario. What a missed opportunity.

  • @mikegamerguy4776
    @mikegamerguy4776 Год назад +55

    Majority of Americans knew OJ did it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @marielarrison101
    @marielarrison101 Год назад +40

    Love the penguins rockin' out to Metallica.

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 Год назад +4

      So did the penguins! 🐧 🤘🏻

  • @veronicadoggone5660
    @veronicadoggone5660 Год назад +126

    Someone please make a gif of Biden blowing a whistle at MTG... PLEASE 🫶

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 Год назад +13

      This Needs More Quacking Upvotes..
      🤲👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
      Here. Have Some +More.🙏
      🤲👍👍👍👍👍

    • @davidh3823
      @davidh3823 Год назад +14

      Omg. That would be amazing hahahaah

    • @RawrDinosaurgrr
      @RawrDinosaurgrr Год назад +13

      Was it a dog whistle?

    • @davidh3823
      @davidh3823 Год назад +9

      @@RawrDinosaurgrr how many tries did it take to get your GED?

    • @davidh3823
      @davidh3823 Год назад +8

      @@RawrDinosaurgrr Does your sister-mom know you're on the internet this late?

  • @ced7103
    @ced7103 Год назад +312

    Donald Trump's lawyer Alina Habba told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a huge parade on Pennsylvania Avenue to celebrate him. Millions lined the parade route and cheered as the president walked by. Bands played; Children threw confetti into the air, and colorful balloons were everywhere. It was the greatest celebration Washington had ever experienced. Trump was very impressed, saying, "This is really great! By the way, what did I look like in your dream? Was my hair okay?" Alina Habba replies: "I can't say, the coffin was closed".

  • @idget600
    @idget600 Год назад +59

    "What was that pin going into me?" It's called reality, Mike. It hurts.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад +6

      Now Mike knows how his wife feels.
      I'm sorry, it was just too perfect a set-up.

  • @krissy094
    @krissy094 Год назад +139

    Good morning from Austria! I always watch the show during breakfast 😊

    • @hockeyguy820
      @hockeyguy820 Год назад +3

      Servus!

    • @alamundi8298
      @alamundi8298 Год назад +5

      Dito!

    • @davediamond7228
      @davediamond7228 Год назад +14

      good evening from California..usa....my maternal grandfather was born in Austria ...have a nice day !

    • @Joey-JoJo-Jr.64
      @Joey-JoJo-Jr.64 Год назад +10

      Hi from Canada 🇨🇦

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад +10

      Greetings from the middle of the U.S.A. I hope you have a wonderful day.

  • @irandude1655
    @irandude1655 Год назад +12

    George Santos said "Let's Go Meths.." - 😳😳😩

  • @HT-sh1yj
    @HT-sh1yj Год назад +25

    “I prefer sons of God who weren’t captured and crucified.” 😂😂😂 Funniest of all the funny lines in this monologue!

  • @Catz1972
    @Catz1972 Год назад +35

    That clip with Metallica and the animals 😂😂😂 Thanks for that

  • @backyardadvocate9377
    @backyardadvocate9377 Год назад +338

    The Dems should saturate every Red State with the Santos clip, with the last frame text, “This is a GOP House member.”

    • @MRick-cd1kr
      @MRick-cd1kr Год назад +3

      SEE JOE BIDEN HE WAS GEORGE SANTOS BEFORE GEORGE SANTOS

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Год назад +38

      Santos is the poster child of the GOP.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 Год назад +37

      @@MRick-cd1kr Troll.

    • @wandajohnson6383
      @wandajohnson6383 Год назад

      WHY haven't the Republicans do there jobs get rid of that lining Fk'ing Santos

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 Год назад +15

      @@MRick-cd1kr No, you got it backwards. Santos was clearly Joe Biden before Joe Biden.

  • @Joey-JoJo-Jr.64
    @Joey-JoJo-Jr.64 Год назад +15

    George Santos and a six pack of ZEMA perfectly expresses my thoughts about Santos’ and his ilk.

  • @generaltso6914
    @generaltso6914 Год назад +7

    I thought George in the Mets shirt was an actor doing a parody . . .

  • @copernicofelinis
    @copernicofelinis Год назад +15

    It's the second time that I can't tell wether that was the real George Santos or the impersonator...

  • @clipper7868
    @clipper7868 Год назад +11

    Trump thinks:
    UFC : UTAH FRIED CHICKEN 😊

  • @photobombchamp
    @photobombchamp Год назад +15

    We Mets fans disown Congressman Santos…or whatever he is going by these days

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад +1

      Did you cringe at that *"Let's go METS!"* ? I'm a Chicago White Sox fan and even I cringed at that.

  • @dallastaylor6741
    @dallastaylor6741 Год назад +35

    That Ya-Ya Seth Rogen laugh part had me cracking up hard

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Год назад +51

    What a bad week to take off, Jimmy 😂

  • @Case16710
    @Case16710 Год назад +88

    Funny that stormy Daniels and Mike Lindell have both said, “What is that pin going into me?”

    • @thiscantwait4210
      @thiscantwait4210 Год назад

      Didnt your last girlfriend say that too.
      I mean if you wanna make personal jokes to spmeone you dont know personally ,
      Whats president trump done to you personally , Remember all things hes done TO YOU personally. Tell me anout that, so i understand your misplaced anger and hatred, other than what you seen on television .
      You so impressionable. I wonder what happens if you play gta all day. What your mondset like after a few hours of that , or how about the intese quit raging call of duty , hows your brain jandel those things. When your clearly triggered by the president on your television screen , whom im sure you no personally and have a real hatred for cause you know him personally ,,, you see where im going with this ,

    • @jhoxihum3230
      @jhoxihum3230 Год назад

      Nah, it was way funnier when the judge told Stormy's recent defamation lawsuit against Trump she has no case and now owes Trump $600 000 in legal fees.

    • @lucianahurduc9383
      @lucianahurduc9383 Год назад

      😂

  • @bemrivers9238
    @bemrivers9238 Год назад +26

    I thought he was reading an April fools joke but it was a real Easter tweet.

    • @mildredpierce4506
      @mildredpierce4506 Год назад +1

      Unfortunately that was a real tweet. I bet if a former Democrat president had said something that nonsensical for Easter, the Republicans would have been all over them complaining about how disrespectful it is to people who celebrate Easter and that it is the rant for the past two years.

  • @mattm8098
    @mattm8098 Год назад +274

    Whenever Mike Lindell pops up on this show I can’t tell whether it’s the real one or the troll one anymore

    • @lhoward9593
      @lhoward9593 Год назад +10

      That's because they are both silly.

    • @turboguppy3748
      @turboguppy3748 Год назад +9

      It's actually George Santos.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад +4

      The way to tell is that the fake one, James Adomian, is *way* funnier and also makes more sense.

    • @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
      @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Год назад

      Repent to Jesus Christ “Then Jesus declared, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty.”
      ‭‭John‬ ‭6‬:‭35‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      h

    • @JGM0JGM
      @JGM0JGM Год назад +6

      @@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 No.

  • @Minifiguresandstuff
    @Minifiguresandstuff Год назад +80

    This week got so much better because Jimmy Kimmel is back!

    • @strangemanmtd8350
      @strangemanmtd8350 Год назад

      The bee that stung Mypillowbiter had the covid vaccine in it and was sent by Jimmy Kimmel his nemesis.

    • @michaelcarraway8493
      @michaelcarraway8493 Год назад

      Jimmy is GARBAGE

  • @kasondaleigh
    @kasondaleigh Год назад +9

    The animals dancing to Mettalica was perfect! 😂

  • @MaryamofShomal
    @MaryamofShomal Год назад +264

    Reminds me of this evergreen tweet of his:
    “I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.”

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k Год назад

      If he had been President, he would have convinced OBL to strike DNC HEADQUARTERS!!!

    • @mroberts566
      @mroberts566 Год назад +19

      Omg please tell me that’s not true 😂

    • @kellybraille
      @kellybraille Год назад +69

      ​@@mroberts566 It is true. Exact words! Hard to believe, isn't it? I always feel like I'm being filmed when Trump does anything... "We're all seeing this, right? And you guys are fine with this? This is normal to you? Huh. Okay...." (looks around nervously for film crew of prank RUclips channel...)

    • @pamelaibarra790
      @pamelaibarra790 Год назад +1

      Lol he's such an idiot.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад +1

      @@kellybraille I share your disbelief, but I think we're long past the point of accepting that, for the fascists of the traitorous GOP, there either is no bottom or we ain't finding it any time soon.

  • @deborahsmith7970
    @deborahsmith7970 Год назад +131

    I can't picture him being....human!! Just looking at him sitting at a table, talking to his wife is strange.

  • @bolaadetiba8220
    @bolaadetiba8220 Год назад +75

    Boys hit puberty, puberty hits George Santos. “Let’s go Mets”! 😂😂😂

    • @scotthafele5266
      @scotthafele5266 Год назад

      ?? Wtf?

    • @AndrewMacLaine
      @AndrewMacLaine Год назад +1

      Let's go Mets? Santana, you know you ain't eva seen no football game, gurrl!

    • @Washoewillie
      @Washoewillie Год назад +1

      Puberty hits Santos. Priceless!!

  • @petedog9581
    @petedog9581 Год назад +12

    That was actually a nice moment between 45 and Melania. She looked sort of happy... must've had a tennis lesson w her "pro" before breakfast. Mike will be launching the vibrating pillow.. each one has a 1000 actual bees "captured" inside the finest Egyptian silk pillow casings.

  • @McCannacle
    @McCannacle Год назад +17

    I miss Jesse from the Parks & Recreation days - much better sense of humor.

  • @j.d.4697
    @j.d.4697 Год назад +195

    What a beautiful Easter message.
    I like how he can't stop telling us what we apparently can't stop thinking about.

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 Год назад +5

      Won't let us forget...😢😢😢😢

    • @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
      @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Год назад +3

      Repent to Jesus Christ “Then Jesus declared, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty.”
      ‭‭John‬ ‭6‬:‭35‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      h

    • @calisto2735
      @calisto2735 Год назад +14

      @@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 GFY! 😆

    • @myriamickx7969
      @myriamickx7969 Год назад +4

      It reads like a confession.

    • @randallbolt9193
      @randallbolt9193 Год назад +8

      @@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 "Yabba dabba doo." II Flintstonians, 19:64

  • @celiamaness8856
    @celiamaness8856 Год назад +5

    “I think he should write greeting cards in jail.” Priceless, Jimmy! Hilarious! 😂❤

  • @SandBrat
    @SandBrat Год назад +98

    Skid Rock is about as relevant as Hillary OR Hunter's laptop

    • @krtnetworks2240
      @krtnetworks2240 Год назад +1

      Not too bright of a criminal democrat are you? You support crack heads?

    • @alanmoskowitz5779
      @alanmoskowitz5779 Год назад

      Kid rock maga moron

    • @BBradshawProductions
      @BBradshawProductions Год назад +2

      Kid Rock forgets he is a singer, a feminine job considered by every old cultures world wide.

  • @pamelaibarra790
    @pamelaibarra790 Год назад +3

    Guillermo and Yehya have the best jobs ever. Lucky bastards! 😂

  • @Dennycrane757
    @Dennycrane757 Год назад +49

    Given the fact that Jeremy Renner once did a ‘Bourne’ film, this would’ve been an excellent opportunity to get Matt Damon onto show! 😂

    • @robert-wr9xt
      @robert-wr9xt Год назад

      Worst film ever.
      I stopped watching that half way through.

    • @dwbteehee
      @dwbteehee Год назад

      That’s rich

  • @arthurwatt5162
    @arthurwatt5162 Год назад +4

    He had to negotiate with his wife for her to join her for Easter brunch. Lol.

  • @jewlzn7130
    @jewlzn7130 Год назад +56

    That coordinated laugh with Yehya and Rogen was chef's kiss 😅

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Год назад +11

    Never give access to nuclear weapons to the guy who scream tweets in all caps on Easter. Or any day for that matter...

  • @pattyvillavicencio5824
    @pattyvillavicencio5824 Год назад +47

    Missed my daily dose of Jimmy

    • @MRick-cd1kr
      @MRick-cd1kr Год назад +3

      sad life

    • @UncleEbenezer77
      @UncleEbenezer77 Год назад +9

      @@MRick-cd1kr You have a 3 month old account and have left 58 comments on this channel.
      “Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty.”

    • @arycdrummond9569
      @arycdrummond9569 Год назад

      I guess you have STD. Kimmel give it to you?

  • @lynnpope8572
    @lynnpope8572 Год назад +23

    Jimmy's back 😂❤

    • @AR-ed3xw
      @AR-ed3xw Год назад +1

      What about his back?

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Год назад

      Ikr....Jimmy withdrawal isn't fun❤️🤍💙💛✌️🖖😽

  • @mikhanch1228
    @mikhanch1228 Год назад +40

    Yaya always comes out at the end when nobody asked him to 😂😂😂 he makes sure he gets his applause

    • @louisemccoy9410
      @louisemccoy9410 Год назад +1

      The Magas need relief, thus Santos. They're so serious about being angry and useless they can,t hardly find the time to be human !!

  • @rosemarienarcisse4756
    @rosemarienarcisse4756 Год назад +30

    Once again, you killed it Jimmy. Love you Man.😂❤

  • @justinflick6802
    @justinflick6802 Год назад +59

    Always a good night when I get the alert for Jimmy Kimmel!

  • @mohammeddavidzhang-singh5846
    @mohammeddavidzhang-singh5846 Год назад +5

    Yehya forgot to mention the Donald Trump cameo in The Super Mario Brother Movie. A character named Toad is his mini-me.

  • @dredgerivers7730
    @dredgerivers7730 Год назад +1

    George Santos roots for sports like he's giving the safety lecture before an airplane flight.

  • @ancientheart2532
    @ancientheart2532 Год назад +4

    He was an MVP Mets outfielder-ish.

  • @rock-n-rollfoodie
    @rock-n-rollfoodie Год назад +7

    Mel is being paid to stay.
    Keep voting blue America 💙

    • @egalitarian-rex
      @egalitarian-rex Год назад

      She is in this for the long haul. Divorce and prenups are for quitters. She and Barron are in the catbird seat and someday soon she will be Melancholia no more.

  • @bobbarker1798
    @bobbarker1798 Год назад +212

    "The deep state bee. You now belong to us, Mike," so funny.

    • @robrobson2197
      @robrobson2197 Год назад +11

      One of Us! One of Us!

    • @unowen9668
      @unowen9668 Год назад +5

      All your base are belong to us...

    • @K_Z_R
      @K_Z_R Год назад

      Surprised mike didn’t pop

    • @LRG251
      @LRG251 Год назад

      messed up the quote

    • @cocacola4blood365
      @cocacola4blood365 Год назад

      @@robrobson2197 Yeesss. one of us! One of us! Wait, no no NO!!!

  • @nixwitchghostgirl4235
    @nixwitchghostgirl4235 Год назад +9

    I’ve missed you Jimmy thru this trump madness …please never leave us again❤

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Год назад +294

    Donald Trump Easter message is the longest pile of jumbled words ever.

    • @flyrobin5255
      @flyrobin5255 Год назад +37

      It's the same word salad he has been spewing for 7 years.

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 Год назад +29

      @@flyrobin5255 Yes, his vocabulary is simply limited of course!

    • @njw5869
      @njw5869 Год назад +8

      Give him a couple of days .

    • @zmaxx21
      @zmaxx21 Год назад +35

      He is not a sane man.

    • @dumbledick6068
      @dumbledick6068 Год назад +26

      You guys should look up everytime he says something on a holiday it's hilarious. Happy Thanksgiving, even the ones who stole the election. Merry Christmas especially to the ones who didn't rig the2020 etc 😂

  • @PippisMom
    @PippisMom Год назад +88

    Too much time off, Jimmy. We need you here!🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @freefromtyrants7626
    @freefromtyrants7626 Год назад +42

    Criminals allways intentionally break the law

    • @arycdrummond9569
      @arycdrummond9569 Год назад

      Mainly Marxist Demwits.

    • @OrlaQuirk
      @OrlaQuirk Год назад +1

      I think you're being too harsh. I mean how many times have I heard someone say they got pregnant, (or they committed adultery) because "It just happened?"
      You know how that goes:
      Two people were fully clothed, and engaged in some innocent occupation like working late at the office, or carrying groceries into the house. Suddenly one of them trips and falls against the other one, and as if by magic, their clothes are gone, and his hooter is in her yoo-hoo.
      Well, we've all heard the stories how it just magically happened.
      Surely it can happen with illegal acts, as well.
      I'm sure that no one in this case intentionally blurted out, "Falsify an invoice for legal services, and send Cohen 130 Grand."
      That sort of thing just magically happens. (Like the whole hooter thing. )

    • @lhoward9593
      @lhoward9593 Год назад

      ​@@OrlaQuirk I like the story! Good fiction like the one with the porn star! 😂

    • @hitreset0291
      @hitreset0291 Год назад

      After raising more than $10 million from his minions just imagine how many porn stars that Spanky Bonespurs can pay off now?!😂

    • @lhoward9593
      @lhoward9593 Год назад

      @@hitreset0291 And he can do it legally - now that he is an ex-president!

  • @iamchrispaezjr
    @iamchrispaezjr Год назад +36

    Jimmy where were you on indictment night? 😭 I always look forward to his monologues

    • @hdj1954
      @hdj1954 Год назад +5

      Yes, I was having withdrawal, gotta have my Jimmy!

  • @MrNice-gw5dt
    @MrNice-gw5dt Год назад +5

    these court cases should keep diaper don busy for some time......great way to spend the golden years buddy....

  • @chocomojo9552
    @chocomojo9552 Год назад +3

    Wow, now I can't tell the rel George Santos appart from actors making fun of him!!! 😂😂😂

  • @emptycradle1304
    @emptycradle1304 Год назад +3

    That penguin rocking out is my spirit animal...

  • @RoRo-qx5ee
    @RoRo-qx5ee Год назад +73

    I’m so glad you’re back Jimmy ♥️ Missed you!

  • @TByrom
    @TByrom Год назад +13

    Easter Day threats. Just what we expect from the Cheeto Bandit.

  • @frankreads8618
    @frankreads8618 Год назад +1

    What's weird is that it's really easy to avoid getting stung by a bee.

  • @jim2823
    @jim2823 Год назад +1

    Santos always incorporates a sweater in all his attire. GO MESS!

  • @suezbell1
    @suezbell1 Год назад +7

    Santos say good ol "fashion" or "fascists"?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +27

    The only thing missing is the horrified Easter Bunny (with the large glasses) standing next to Trump this Easter.

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay Год назад +6

      I remember that bunny; he was always standing there next to Trump with a look on his face that read - “Can you believe this idiot is president?!?”.

  • @armusc757
    @armusc757 Год назад +4

    Didn't know I needed "head banging" penguins in my life buttt yeah. !!😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @JhanDeCal
    @JhanDeCal Год назад +5

    Kudos to the CGI team for the head banging penguin on the iceberg. ❤❤❤

  • @geodez2959
    @geodez2959 Год назад +10

    It's sickening to hear that once again, those who are not going to fight in a war are calling for one.

  • @qasimsikander3419
    @qasimsikander3419 Год назад +21

    The guy who’s always on TV with Lindell has an even more sad existence

  • @kayapapaya
    @kayapapaya Год назад +3

    The dancing penguins are funny! But the puffin at 8:00 must be a mega fan to have come so far from home!

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Год назад +57

    It's so nice to see Jimmy Kimmel and crew are back!!! 🤗

  • @robthegod9062
    @robthegod9062 Год назад +8

    Yahya doing seth rogans laugh is the best

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain5050 Год назад +10

    "Deep state robotic bee vaccine. Now you belong to us." Poetic Jimmy.

  • @anthonyjames4383
    @anthonyjames4383 Год назад +5

    I love my president and the 1st lady.

  • @Smeginator
    @Smeginator Год назад +3

    I’m kinda pleasantly surprised at how decent an impression Yehya did of Seth Rogen’s laugh

  • @mommasitayoung148
    @mommasitayoung148 Год назад +42

    Thank goodness you’re back Missed ya Jimmy!

  • @OrlaQuirk
    @OrlaQuirk Год назад +61

    OMG! That was Trump's real message. 😮. I thought it was made up by the comedy writers.

    • @wranglerboi
      @wranglerboi Год назад +18

      @Orla Quirk - Now you know why it's so easy for late night comedians to have a funny show. All they have to do is read any of CITIZEN Trump's ramblings. They become as "easy" to follow as Abbott and Costello's famous "Who's on First" routine.

    • @guysabol8743
      @guysabol8743 Год назад +1

      comedy writers text would have made more sense and be really funni..dis crud for Strumped is HEY shaddup you darn fool

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Год назад

      How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads!
      Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help?
      So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices."
      How about that idea?

    • @alafyre
      @alafyre Год назад

      Whitman’s mighty line -2.0

    • @FutureChaosTV
      @FutureChaosTV Год назад +1

      ​@@ShannonJacobs0 Wrong OP?

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +33

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗❤️👍

    • @BillBarr4President
      @BillBarr4President Год назад

      he peaked when he had girls in bikinis jumping on a trampoline

    • @hockeyguy820
      @hockeyguy820 Год назад

      @@BillBarr4President : Don't you mean climaxed?

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 Год назад +2

      @Visario sorino, I feel the same way! I missed Jimmy so much last week.

    • @visariosorino8034
      @visariosorino8034 Год назад +1

      @@lillyanderson3623 Yes Jimmy is the best🤗👍

  • @mphmph1198
    @mphmph1198 Год назад +22

    George Santos owns the Mets, so if he wants to wear a Mets shirt, he's gonna wear a Mets shirt. FO

    • @leftypaws1131
      @leftypaws1131 Год назад +3

      Why is he wearing it over a sweater though ? 😂😂

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 Год назад +5

      ​@@leftypaws1131 Because he invented the sweater! Then he invented baseball! ⚾️

  • @handleBadpuppy
    @handleBadpuppy Год назад +5

    Melania was more than likely renegotiating her contract for another year 😊😂😅

  • @nunyabusyness762
    @nunyabusyness762 Год назад +2

    If Kid Rock is your fervent supporter, you need to rethink your life.

  • @jwanie366
    @jwanie366 Год назад +67

    Donald is certainly an interesting one: he's not only admitting that he committed the crimes he did, but he's also trying to justify them by telling his base that everything he did was perfectly legal. That's just one of the many examples of his insanity

    • @MRick-cd1kr
      @MRick-cd1kr Год назад +1

      what crime

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад +26

      And his weak-minded cult members ask questions like
      "What crimes?"

    • @askthepizzaguy
      @askthepizzaguy Год назад

      He's just hoping a member of the jury is a brainwashed magat who will prevent there from being unanimous consent about his obvious guilt on the grounds it isn't illegal if the President does it, same argument Nixon tried to make. Back then, that didn't fly, because back then, Republicans were generally sane and realized they couldn't all be criminals at the same time.

    • @newname9064
      @newname9064 Год назад

      @@jackderipper2233 Crimes like Biden's Crime Bill?

    • @jjvermeer
      @jjvermeer Год назад

      0😅

  • @bonzrh68
    @bonzrh68 Год назад +2

    Miss you Jimmy and Guillermo!

  • @michaelt3280
    @michaelt3280 Год назад +1

    45 has Santos on STAND BY. HE'S A GREAT LAWYER. 😂🤣.

  • @solarczyk49
    @solarczyk49 Год назад +18

    Jimmy you are wonderful 👌😂 Huge applause 👏👏👏 Best regards ❤️

    • @arsenelupiniii8040
      @arsenelupiniii8040 Год назад +1

      Remember when Jimmy was funny?

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Год назад +3

      @@arsenelupiniii8040 yeah just now!! Jimmy is eternally hilarious!!

    • @cindysimpson6428
      @cindysimpson6428 Год назад +1

      Some people also love nose rings and huge holes in their earlobes.

  • @mattr0103
    @mattr0103 Год назад +6

    George Santos actually invented baseball

  • @petecartwright5211
    @petecartwright5211 Год назад +2

    "We will be back!"
    yeah...on probation or parole.

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 Год назад +12

    I was really hoping to hear what Yeyha would call Anya Taylor-Joy.

  • @talesfromtheleashexpatdogl1426
    @talesfromtheleashexpatdogl1426 Год назад +5

    Threw all my Kid Rock music in the trash. Trash goes in the trash.

  • @checkmatekingtwothisiswhit7685
    @checkmatekingtwothisiswhit7685 Год назад +2

    The penguins are great!

  • @Styphon
    @Styphon Год назад +14

    As an observation, has anyone else noticed that as much as Trump complains about Socialists, Marxists, and Communists, he never once says anything bad about Fascists? I. Wonder. Why.

  • @AIvey-qs1so
    @AIvey-qs1so Год назад +5

    Larping + Easter... lmao ty Jimmy for that

  • @jarniwoop
    @jarniwoop Год назад +5

    I didn't know anything about the Super Mario Bros movie, so thank you Yehya for your excellent review.

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 Год назад

      It told me all I needed to know!

  • @mikec-hamilton
    @mikec-hamilton Год назад +1

    Yahya reviews are always great. Bravo to the graphics department

  • @tenkloosterherman
    @tenkloosterherman Год назад +1

    #45 is getting ever more unhinged, if that is possible.