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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @flotonto403
    @flotonto403 Год назад +5324

    James: "i dont think this has ever happened to me"
    Proceeds to tell 3 different stories 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @la-toyanatashadeerling7721
      @la-toyanatashadeerling7721 Год назад +20

      😂😂😂

    • @dose.of.kitkat
      @dose.of.kitkat Год назад +123

      That’s because he’s had too many to remember 😂😂😂 then when Fuhad says something that’s reminds him he’s out with the stories 😭🤣🤣

    • @flotonto403
      @flotonto403 Год назад +2

      😂

    • @Staarrxxx
      @Staarrxxx Год назад +4

      Brooo🤣🤣

    • @lizo.3680
      @lizo.3680 Год назад

      😂

  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 Год назад +6431

    This segment was 20% responses and 80% flashbacks/story telling and i loved every bit of it.

  • @diamondcrawford9272
    @diamondcrawford9272 Год назад +4883

    “One kid won’t hurt” is how we ended up with one kid.

    • @FaithMcCaffrey
      @FaithMcCaffrey Год назад +478

      "One kid won't hurt" is how we ended up with 4 🤣🤣

    • @evrclr76
      @evrclr76 Год назад +34

      😭🤣

    • @jennawilkins6345
      @jennawilkins6345 Год назад +112

      Same here!!! And that kid just snuck a bottle of pop shook the pop and opened it on his bed!!! When asked why he said he wanted the bubbles all through it not just on the sides 🤯🤦🏼‍♀️🤬 HES 9 NOW NO EXCUSE!

    • @brith2237
      @brith2237 Год назад +58

      Fucking same with a dash of " how this man dont have any kids yet?"

    • @QueenMufasa552
      @QueenMufasa552 Год назад +4

      Tell me about it

  • @aisha3675
    @aisha3675 Год назад +1950

    The facial expressions, the flashback stories, the nicknames... got me creasing!!!

  • @geeiffy6486
    @geeiffy6486 Год назад +1745

    "Bird shirt " 🤣🤣🤣... damn dat girl was on a mission of "i take souls not names"..💀💀

    • @Prosper927
      @Prosper927 Год назад +13

      😹😹

    • @mi3helle707
      @mi3helle707 Год назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mi4ever827
      @mi4ever827 Год назад +15

      This needs to be a pinned comment. 😩🤣

  • @dorcass-gg
    @dorcass-gg Год назад +2475

    I’ve definitely silently said & thought “this was a waste of time & a body” during the deed lol.

    • @ashleywhite5001
      @ashleywhite5001 Год назад +86

      And DID!!!🫱🏽‍🫲🏾😂😂😂

    • @dorcass-gg
      @dorcass-gg Год назад +150

      @@ashleywhite5001 I had to let them know I could have done myself at home lol

    • @zimprince195
      @zimprince195 Год назад +64

      ​@@dorcass-gg argh, ffs, this is violent 😫😅🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @dorcass-gg
      @dorcass-gg Год назад +53

      @@zimprince195 had to let them know it was not hitting at all lol

    • @marissawilson4644
      @marissawilson4644 Год назад +57

      Does it count if it wasn't good? 🤣

  • @landuminyuku899
    @landuminyuku899 Год назад +270

    🤣 One thing about James is not taking anything to the grave! Love him

  • @moniquestoute6650
    @moniquestoute6650 Год назад +2610

    I love how Fuhad seems to know about all of James’s sexual exploits 👀oh you mean the crazy one or the wet wet ting 😂, I appreciate you guys love for each other ,you can have a conversation about everything , its how you guys relate to each other 🫂 it’s sweet to see and the funniest thing 🤣

    • @dianemicheleaux4107
      @dianemicheleaux4107 Год назад +273

      That's because our James is a Chatty Cathy. 😂

    • @janewangari9201
      @janewangari9201 Год назад +10

      ​@@dianemicheleaux4107 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yah7130
      @yah7130 Год назад +63

      ​@@dianemicheleaux4107 a serial chatty patty🤣

    • @nicolesims5686
      @nicolesims5686 Год назад +44

      I mean, they are besties 🤣 as James said then quickly stopped himself. We see you 😉

    • @justkdijah
      @justkdijah Год назад +2

      @@dianemicheleaux4107 Facts!!!

  • @Algunter15
    @Algunter15 Год назад +765

    The "he really think he doin something" gave me flashbacks 😂

  • @talkswithmeme8844
    @talkswithmeme8844 Год назад +722

    Silent thoughts: "I should've stayed home 😒"

    • @august8158
      @august8158 Год назад +22

      This the one! 😂

    • @letitiasd586
      @letitiasd586 Год назад +12

      Yep on many an occasion sometimes with the same person😂😂😂

    • @alischat8916
      @alischat8916 Год назад +11

      Exactly, I was like...I knew I shouldn't answer the phone🙄

    • @tracyserwah5747
      @tracyserwah5747 10 месяцев назад +2

      And your already home 🥴 even worse

  • @sharon6981
    @sharon6981 Год назад +111

    “All elevators have mirrors.. I was LOOKIN at myself.. Fuhad, is this you??” 😂😂

  • @biancadriscoll3818
    @biancadriscoll3818 Год назад +251

    The ‘he’s never gonna hear from me again’ has DEFINITELY been thought during the deed, no matter if you like him… if it’s bad it’s BAD

    • @pixiehollow5236
      @pixiehollow5236 Год назад +6

      Say less!!!😂😂😂

    • @ZaZa-nm6sw
      @ZaZa-nm6sw 4 месяца назад

      Bad sex has ruined feelings for sure

    • @ZaZa-nm6sw
      @ZaZa-nm6sw 4 месяца назад +1

      Bad sex has ruined feelings for sure.

    • @coltonsmith3724
      @coltonsmith3724 3 месяца назад

      And thats why men want women with a low body count. Any sex that wasn’t her best will be considered “bad”

  • @bestbeech52
    @bestbeech52 Год назад +639

    James being knows as 'bird shirt' is the funniest thing all month 🤣 😂

  • @ellemora
    @ellemora Год назад +365

    “They don’t care about your excuses or your blood flow” trueeee 😂

  • @orefilemolekwa6664
    @orefilemolekwa6664 Год назад +862

    “This can’t be the reason your baby mama was fighting for”💔😂

  • @kiera8102
    @kiera8102 Год назад +495

    I don't think James and Fuhad know how blessed we are to have them on this planet! 💯 Laughter is good for the soul and they make me proper belly laugh all the time!! 🙏😂

  • @selinaoluyi912
    @selinaoluyi912 Год назад +534

    “Say Less… Charge It!” 💁🏾‍♀️
    Should be printed on a T-Shirt! 😂🤣

  • @sarafinahailongo2851
    @sarafinahailongo2851 Год назад +185

    "Maybe one kid won't hurt" got alot of men paying child support😂😂😂😂.

  • @makubeofficial
    @makubeofficial Год назад +566

    She said "bye" and I said "Raaaa?" I'm DED😭😭😭

  • @RahOfThemyscira
    @RahOfThemyscira Год назад +1266

    This man said “Give me Chlamydia” 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @nokulungasono852
    @nokulungasono852 Год назад +453

    “We couldn’t get blood.”
    “I was there with the sheets, covering my nipples.” 😭🤣

  • @TrulyKeels
    @TrulyKeels Год назад +1456

    As women we sometimes we make the grocery list

    • @leonardojames6449
      @leonardojames6449 Год назад +51

      Dont forget the exotic fruits

    • @goodbher9244
      @goodbher9244 Год назад +1

      Y'all fuckin' some men bad at sex if y'all thinking about groceries. 🤣

    • @DeVasteyAnnaize
      @DeVasteyAnnaize Год назад +178

      Or think about something funny and spend your time trying not to laugh like my goofy ass did one time 🤡

    • @kador8278
      @kador8278 Год назад +83

      I was coming here to say that... boy was working like a jackhammer with no finesse....

    • @charnascarlett8971
      @charnascarlett8971 Год назад +55

      Don’t forget the to do list 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brm_1221
    @brm_1221 Год назад +172

    Fuhad saying “Encourage Me” took me completely out 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheeSmileyOne
    @TheeSmileyOne Год назад +750

    I love James’ honesty!!
    And FYI-it’s the same for women! You need blood flow and we need to be wet. We don’t just walk around wet all day 🤦🏾‍♀️ We have to be into it mentally as well to get aroused.

    • @oefmax1896
      @oefmax1896 Год назад +44

      One hundred percent agree with the FYI thing. But I dont think Ive ever heard a girl apologize for not getting wet, most of the time that fault is pushed to the guy, or the atmosphere, etc. While if the guy doesnt get the blood flow down there, like Fuhad said, thats the mans problem (and rightfully so).

    • @TheeSmileyOne
      @TheeSmileyOne Год назад +45

      @@oefmax1896 🤷🏾‍♀️ If a girl isn’t in the mood, we have a lot of reasons to say why! Loll Also, since it’s not something you can see necessarily, you’d never know unless we’re amid the actual act. Lol

    • @J_Dot_S
      @J_Dot_S Год назад +19

      More people need to know this. I can imagine that a couple times when y'all ladies say y'all aren't in the mood, maybe you're into it up until you realize that you're not?

    • @TheeSmileyOne
      @TheeSmileyOne Год назад +32

      @@J_Dot_S That can be an issue. Truthfully it could also be hormonal or health issues as well but can be uneasy to discuss especially if it’s a new relationship. I can admit there have been times I was “ready” or so I thought Lolo but realized my mind wasn’t really focused on the task at hand. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ Man our brains control soooo much!!

    • @emeralddream4428
      @emeralddream4428 Год назад +23

      I'm so glad and grateful that someone said something about this!!! Cause we just don't walk around Niagara Falls!!!

  • @Hopesbrizze
    @Hopesbrizze Год назад +194

    I’ve definitely mouth to myself “hurry tf up and finish” 😂😂 I was over it.

  • @bajan_dw
    @bajan_dw Год назад +3238

    I need an episode where all the exes who've been listening in all these years just air their feelings 🤣
    Edit: wow thx for the love. From all the way in Barbados 🇧🇧

  • @ladyenfamouz
    @ladyenfamouz Год назад +274

    I love the way you boys word things lol - it makes your conversations so relatable 😂 - ‘say less, charge it…’

  • @taybandz9985
    @taybandz9985 Год назад +432

    Best podcast fr. The chemistry is untouched.

  • @1080mj
    @1080mj Год назад +209

    Has to be "waste of sin" for me 😂

  • @samw05
    @samw05 Год назад +182

    I feel like I'm sat in on a group therapy session 😂😂.

  • @sellomasondo7709
    @sellomasondo7709 Год назад +302

    i genuienly appreciate their heartfelt honest stories about those embarassing moments in mens lives, it was beautiful

  • @hazemore7192
    @hazemore7192 Год назад +80

    8:02 "denied me to my BEST FRIEND" Fuhad and James bromance

  • @alexandrascott2616
    @alexandrascott2616 Год назад +67

    ‘Use your words’ had me dying 😂

  • @onetruesavage
    @onetruesavage Год назад +80

    I had a bad time and admitted it right after we laid down and we both burst into laughter. Bro it saved the night 🤣🤣🤣
    Got it an hour later after some conversation

  • @taskeenshaik
    @taskeenshaik Год назад +333

    I don’t know how I landed on this video, guess I was just curious, but as a woman, listening to this conversation felt so nice actually because as women, we actually go through a lot of thoughts and emotions during and after sex but I never ever ever thought that guys went through so much too😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed listening man 😂😂😂 freakin’ hilarious!

  • @moshi8577
    @moshi8577 Год назад +92

    "God!Zeus!Help me!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @jodiehanley8754
    @jodiehanley8754 Год назад +78

    'WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB'
    Got me crying with laughter in the gym🤣🤣

  • @_Jai_
    @_Jai_ Год назад +201

    I laughed during the deed, pulled up my pants and said: I just can’t do this. He rung me relentlessly for 3 days.

  • @nomfundo-Luh-Khumalo
    @nomfundo-Luh-Khumalo Год назад +33

    Fuhad " charge it.." 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CleoComments
    @CleoComments Год назад +185

    Loved this… but just to add as a woman there is psych in getting lubricated too! If you aren’t feeling someone it can be like sand paper

    • @corinadaniels2729
      @corinadaniels2729 Год назад +5

      I was looking for this lmaooo

    • @Liviliv_
      @Liviliv_ Год назад +3

      And if you take allergy medication like before it like clears all your sinuses up obviously and it can also cause you not to get as wet . When I learned this I was shook

  • @Tjaymax1979
    @Tjaymax1979 Год назад +44

    Bird shirt😂😂😂😂😂
    neck breaker 😂😂
    Babe noooooo. ..I am crying

  • @nickelpennybanks
    @nickelpennybanks Год назад +140

    He had to say it 3 times before I realized he was saying “she had a dumper on her” and not “she had a dumb piranha” 😅😅

    • @velveteye74
      @velveteye74 Год назад

      You are a whole FOOL!!!!!! 😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣😂🤣😂

    • @tapiwanashepedzai1710
      @tapiwanashepedzai1710 Год назад +5

      Brooo😭😭😭

    • @calid771
      @calid771 Год назад +6

      Oooooooh😮😅

    • @yougotthisnik832
      @yougotthisnik832 Год назад +9

      I heard piranha also...I thought he was saying she had a big forehead lol

    • @arleneloomis1676
      @arleneloomis1676 Год назад +9

      I was going to Google dumb piranha in London slang 😂😂😂

  • @malminkim9170
    @malminkim9170 Год назад +86

    "Bird shirt"😂😂😂

  • @joshmack
    @joshmack 5 месяцев назад +5

    0:39 almost choked on my water when I heard “wet & warm” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mi4ever827
    @mi4ever827 Год назад +44

    My ADHD will get distracted by my thoughts, but my mans knows how to put me back in the game. 🤣👌🏾

  • @its.vee23
    @its.vee23 Год назад +269

    they never fail to disaapoint time its almost midnight and im laughing alone🤣🤣lol'ed way too much

  • @jessicarichter6436
    @jessicarichter6436 Год назад +226

    When it’s good I have the silent “I love you” thoughts which I will not make a fool of myself saying out loud just cause of good D 😅

  • @great_value_maui4837
    @great_value_maui4837 Год назад +63

    The flow in and out of the tweets to conversation is so smooth if I’m not looking I won’t know what’s the tweet and what’s James’ thoughts.

  • @TaKaxGoblin
    @TaKaxGoblin Год назад +58

    Man I feel fuhad on that "bye" one 🤣🤣🤣🤣 went to go meet a bad shorty one time. I wasn't prepared for the demand the same day I slid in the dms. I get to her crib and she waiting for me in lingerie but when I start looking around the house I couldn't stop focusing on the random clutter and mess all over. My young dumb ass didn't say it silently in my head during the dead. I actually asked mid pumps " yo wassup with all this mess, shit look crazy in here" lmao I got ejected. That "bye" will forever be hilarious.

  • @ang3956
    @ang3956 Год назад +35

    Not my cornrows showing under the wig 😩🤣🤣🤣

  • @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635
    @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635 Год назад +60

    You guys are actually hilarious. I could listen to your podcast on loop all day.

  • @JCPRuckus
    @JCPRuckus Год назад +53

    13:30 - You break them off proper 100 times and it's all good... Then you drop a single 5 minute performance, and they act like you just shot their dog.

    • @beewest5704
      @beewest5704 Год назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thomas-qi9ix
      @Thomas-qi9ix Год назад +1

      The feminine doesn't care about your track record. She's ruled by the moment. What she feels NOW is real. Not what she's experienced or what you did in the past

    • @JCPRuckus
      @JCPRuckus Год назад +1

      @@Thomas-qi9ix - Touché.

  • @MS-ns2zm
    @MS-ns2zm Год назад +21

    "Its really not funny...but its hilarious " 😩🤣

  • @melodygarrison8071
    @melodygarrison8071 Год назад +33

    I've had moments as a woman where I've thought to myself "1 kid wont hurt"

  • @Pnwbaddie
    @Pnwbaddie Год назад +42

    “Sometimes I play roles in my head” lmao we know you do James 🤣

  • @nataliamcgough4561
    @nataliamcgough4561 Год назад +52

    Imma break a knuckle in them sheets 🤣💀 4:13

  • @PinkiiGotBraiinz
    @PinkiiGotBraiinz Год назад +83

    The not so silent thing i actually heard during sex was him saying, "It's in God's hands now." 😐😒🤣💯🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @fitzwilliams4215
    @fitzwilliams4215 Год назад +17

    Nah Fuhad that "bye" broke me. You're strong taking that shot 😂

  • @showkingsent
    @showkingsent Год назад +22

    When James almost said "wifted lig" I almost died. 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @yd8104
    @yd8104 Год назад +10

    Every man remembers that ONE time when he didn't deliver.
    Still haunts me to this day. I had excuses, but i messed up on every aspect of handling that failure

  • @almightyKAM
    @almightyKAM Год назад +165

    Scared to lose my V-card even more now, these experiences sound traumatic😂

    • @sos3241
      @sos3241 Год назад +45

      No rush... it's always too soon or not worth it... just make sure the dude loves you or really cares about u bc that's the only time you'll have that experience

    • @gloriaagatha3237
      @gloriaagatha3237 Год назад +16

      Save it for the right man

    • @almightyKAM
      @almightyKAM Год назад +46

      @@gloriaagatha3237 I am a man😭

    • @FionaJayy
      @FionaJayy Год назад +40

      ​@@almightyKAMsave it for the right girl then❤❤😊

    • @TheSuperNats
      @TheSuperNats Год назад +9

      It’s an adventure! Remember Take your time, consent, don’t take it so seriously, and enjoy!

  • @stephaniejames1062
    @stephaniejames1062 Год назад +51

    I click so fast as soon as a notification pops up that I don’t even know what I’m walking into 🤣 never disappointed

    • @keiladavis
      @keiladavis Год назад +4

      Lmao same... Like video, watch video....die laughing!

  • @ShellsBelles
    @ShellsBelles Год назад +64

    I’ve seen y’all so much all over Twitter and now I’m binge watching. Y’all seriously make my sides hurt from laughing. 😂

  • @nsmd922
    @nsmd922 Год назад +35

    "Damn you bendy for a chubby girl" 😂 I wanted to die...I'm 5ft 5 and a size UK 12-14 I felt violated 😂

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync Год назад +9

      Aside from knowing that he thinks he’s complimenting you, very badly phrased attempt, I don’t even know why a guy would say that.

  • @jqf284
    @jqf284 Год назад +25

    Seeeeee that "maybe 1 kid won't hurt" thinking smh OMG my husband was without sex for 2 weeks after I got my birth control removed because in 2 more weeks I was getting my tubes tied and didn't want anymore kids. We have 2 older kids already & I've been trying to get my tubes tied since my 2nd was born 6 years prior. I was desperate to keep him off of me til the tubal but once my BC came out I was hit with a huge wave of horny ass hormones and he tried to resist me. But I started teasing & toying with him and eventually he snatched my lil ass up we went at it Christmas weekend all day everyday with just the pull out method. But one of those nights he caught me with a whisper in my ear begging me to let him bust in it because he couldn't pull out & didn't want to so my horny ass said yes Daddy and long story short I just had our 3rd baby and NOW my tubes are tied 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thomas-qi9ix
      @Thomas-qi9ix Год назад +12

      U should try writing. This story had me CAPTIVATED

    • @jqf284
      @jqf284 Год назад +1

      @@Thomas-qi9ix I actually do write 😂😂🤗

    • @celest818
      @celest818 4 месяца назад

      @jqf284 this story turned me on I got wet af lol

  • @rylie.2019
    @rylie.2019 Год назад +11

    the way i've been scrolling thru y'all's videos for MINUTES now. thanku for this.

  • @bbgdera1213
    @bbgdera1213 Год назад +20

    Y’all really help me understand more of the male mind while cracking jokes and it’s great🐩

  • @RooPay55
    @RooPay55 Год назад +20

    You guys have had some awlful experiences and I’m living for it 😂😂

  • @bethany6205
    @bethany6205 Год назад +44

    They don't care about your lack of blood flow. 💀😂

  • @zoejackson6298
    @zoejackson6298 Год назад +31

    If the blood aint flowing and she says 'prove it' EAT😽she gets what she wants and when you get in to it *wink* switch places then try again. Never give up its just sad for everyone involved lmao

  • @Praise0212
    @Praise0212 Год назад +289

    Quick nuts for a guy are the real nightmares we can experience, coz of the consequences 😭😂

    • @Knives7777
      @Knives7777 Год назад +7

      no joke

    • @3arthIsGhetto
      @3arthIsGhetto Год назад +2

      What "consequences"?

    • @GARBO96
      @GARBO96 Год назад +27

      ​@@3arthIsGhetto being ghosted ...did you not listen to the entire video

    • @sj6542
      @sj6542 Год назад +7

      Haha when a guy does that too mee I laugh my ass off 😅 , I feel bad for him

    • @Praise0212
      @Praise0212 Год назад +11

      @@sj6542 don't do that to my Guy 😭😭😭😭give him a second chance😭

  • @mmingo33
    @mmingo33 Год назад +5

    Luv this because this is how guys really talk and describe our sexual encounters.
    No names just body part descriptions and personality descriptions

  • @JaydaValencia
    @JaydaValencia Год назад +12

    Fuhad wouldn’t be Fuhad without “it’s one of those ones where” 10:08 😂😂😂 at this point I know when he’s gonna say it

  • @VictoriasUniverse
    @VictoriasUniverse Год назад +7

    “I think this is a sign” is ME ASFFF 😭😂

  • @jangiew
    @jangiew Год назад +77

    there are things that they talk about that I never thought men think about ...educational

  • @paulamusicnme5234
    @paulamusicnme5234 Год назад +79

    It kills me that people still think pulling out will prevent pregnancy. Guys said that when I was growing up but it’s been decades. How did that make it to the 21st century?

    • @yaknowwhoitis606
      @yaknowwhoitis606 Год назад +7

      Lack of sex education, I assume. It's even dumber that people don't know it AFTER HAVING MULTIPLE PARTNERS AND A LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH SEX 😂😂😂

    • @Micheal93k
      @Micheal93k Год назад +2

      Works for me

    • @paulamusicnme5234
      @paulamusicnme5234 Год назад +3

      @@Micheal93k Luck bruh, but it won’t hold forever 😆

  • @brith2237
    @brith2237 Год назад +19

    These two give me such an honest response, I swear I dont need a boyfriend anytime soon.

  • @kwhisper1960
    @kwhisper1960 Год назад +6

    Bird shirt has to be one of the most disrespectful nicknames I’ve heard in a minute 😂

  • @jasonpuskar
    @jasonpuskar Год назад +13

    18:07 "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB", I literally YELPED

  • @ladybrih
    @ladybrih Год назад +32

    I love this podcast, I'm South African, I sometimes don't get y'alls humor, but it's fxking fun watching you guys laugh like that... I live for the good Tv show and movie recommendations, Y'all bare put me on to Servant, Dahmer, For All mankind, and I just watch the World War 1 movie from last week, Good stuff 👍🏾... Keep up the good work... 🇿🇦 RSA

  • @chika_naphiri
    @chika_naphiri Год назад +38

    I listen/watch this podcast whenever I’ve had a tough week. There is no way you’ll remain gloomy after these sessions 😂

  • @prettyinpinky5937
    @prettyinpinky5937 Год назад +436

    You think there’s no psychology with getting wet? 🤣 That’s funny.

    • @BlueYellowGreenVc
      @BlueYellowGreenVc Год назад +186

      Right?!?! This is the mentality that gets a lot of them in trouble. Girl could be dry dry, struggling to break off a piece of lubrication and they're there thinking that she's soooo tight meanwhile she's simply not aroused.

    • @whitneyerasmus2582
      @whitneyerasmus2582 Год назад +11

      💯

    • @ms.trinaq.2612
      @ms.trinaq.2612 Год назад +18

      Ikr... Like what are you talking about?

    • @alishacoy7421
      @alishacoy7421 Год назад +48

      I was legit looking for this comment cuz if somebody else didn't say it I was gonna lol like bro, get real 😂

    • @ebonydormer-kuti4369
      @ebonydormer-kuti4369 Год назад +10

      Friction!

  • @lelethulukhozi9429
    @lelethulukhozi9429 Год назад +44

    Fuhad is beautiful.

    • @Khadiyah01
      @Khadiyah01 Год назад +5

      He is a black king.
      Oofff what a specimen of man

    • @BaebaeW
      @BaebaeW Год назад +4

      That chocolate is 🤤

  • @gwendolynbrewer9499
    @gwendolynbrewer9499 Год назад +55

    I will forever have a good day when y’all upload 😂😂❤️

  • @zakianaamah7936
    @zakianaamah7936 Год назад +113

    2 instant silent thoughts I've thought of... 1. Is this his idea of being dominant? And 2. How are you a nurse and don't know how to choke properly?

    • @tialyons4622
      @tialyons4622 Год назад +21

      Oooommmmmmmmaaaaaahhhh gaaaaaddd 🤣 @nurse party lmao damn

    • @ucheobi6177
      @ucheobi6177 Год назад +13

      Nurse part got me 😂😂😂

  • @preyejune4772
    @preyejune4772 Год назад +5

    5:33 when James said she was "thick beyond believe" 🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @db6881
    @db6881 Год назад +40

    That was my thought, we ended up having twins 😫🤦🏿‍♀️😂🤣😂🤣🤣. He took the waste man route though, last I heard he's on the run from immigration. Also I didn't mind having one because I found out my mum was going blind and I wanted her to at least see her first grandchild. God had other plans

  • @Tabs_aj
    @Tabs_aj Год назад +135

    Men really can’t handle being treated the way they treat women😂 I’d be all ‘bye’ too, what you doing coming to my place being nothing but a disappointment

    • @DrBadFish1
      @DrBadFish1 Год назад +5

      Like they said, woman just can't understand the pressure men can be put on, like sometimes the blood just wont flow no matter how sexy the woman is lol

    • @annatimmerbeil3910
      @annatimmerbeil3910 Год назад +16

      @@DrBadFish1 there are other things then just penetration

    • @DrBadFish1
      @DrBadFish1 Год назад +1

      @@annatimmerbeil3910 okay? My point still stands though

    • @sisandangundze5585
      @sisandangundze5585 Год назад +10

      @@DrBadFish1 and so does the other two people's points

    • @ARajantara777
      @ARajantara777 Год назад

      Facts Queen!

  • @User-p7l7x
    @User-p7l7x Год назад +3

    16:06 and forward Got me Rolling!!!! Rn you stressing me out! No blood pressure! 🤣😂

  • @jocksmachina7759
    @jocksmachina7759 Год назад +9

    He is callin for Zeus’ aid 😂😂😂😂
    I am dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amanda-kathleenseefane7549
    @amanda-kathleenseefane7549 Год назад +21

    🤣🤣🤣Iss it not me catching lingo, I laughed so hard watching this, screaming SWEAR and RHAAAA 😂

  • @annick.
    @annick. Год назад +103

    He had the nerve to tell me his blood was not flowing because he could not resist

    • @leftie7098
      @leftie7098 Год назад +25

      Yoooooooo I definitely said "I like you too much...I just want to cuddle I don't wanna ruin our time together" smfh

    • @daphuckuwant
      @daphuckuwant Год назад +73

      I had a man argue with me and TELL me I came when I DID NOT! Imagine having your ass in the air, elbows on the pillow and looking back at a niqqa that’s trying to end the session because HE came and I did not..🤣🤣🤣 NEVER AGAIN!

    • @3arthIsGhetto
      @3arthIsGhetto Год назад +25

      @@daphuckuwant the audacity 😂

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 Год назад +6

      @@daphuckuwant lol that’s just wild!

    • @daphuckuwant
      @daphuckuwant Год назад +1

      @@FM-jt9wc no

  • @stonephantom
    @stonephantom Год назад +100

    My "one kid won't hurt" is due in a week😐 don't be like me.

  • @LivinLifeByMusic
    @LivinLifeByMusic Год назад +8

    "He's not gonna hear from me after this." Boy, either the shit was mind blowing, or it was awful. Ain't no in-between on it 😂

  • @Beautifullyaberrant
    @Beautifullyaberrant Год назад +40

    Thing is.. some women give you other chances to redeem yourself and it’s still mediocre or less😬.

  • @marlenev7070
    @marlenev7070 Год назад +3

    “Be on my team” 🤣🤣🤣 lack of blood flow had me dying

  • @cherrylkambanda4091
    @cherrylkambanda4091 Год назад +12

    Imagine being the girl they're talking about, and you're watching this.... Girl what's going through your mind rn

  • @deshaelucas7777
    @deshaelucas7777 Год назад +30

    I've literally binge watched y'all vids. Mandem are toooo funny🤣🤣

  • @privatebrowncake
    @privatebrowncake Год назад +4

    'they don't care about you, or your blood flow"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @naniaurora16
    @naniaurora16 Год назад +70

    OH HELL NAH! Not Jada😂😂😂😂😂😂"Keep My Wife's Name Outta Your Mouth". It's the no context for me. She said what she said and left everyone to figure it out themselves 😂😂😂