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- Опубликовано: 10 мар 2023
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This Week The Guys Discuss:
Something You've Said SILENTLY During The Deed!
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James: "i dont think this has ever happened to me"
Proceeds to tell 3 different stories 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
That’s because he’s had too many to remember 😂😂😂 then when Fuhad says something that’s reminds him he’s out with the stories 😭🤣🤣
😂
Brooo🤣🤣
😂
This segment was 20% responses and 80% flashbacks/story telling and i loved every bit of it.
Straight up facts, even got myself reminiscing 💀😂😂
FAAAAMM!!! 😂
lol facts
Yessss
Jokes 😂😂
“One kid won’t hurt” is how we ended up with one kid.
"One kid won't hurt" is how we ended up with 4 🤣🤣
😭🤣
Same here!!! And that kid just snuck a bottle of pop shook the pop and opened it on his bed!!! When asked why he said he wanted the bubbles all through it not just on the sides 🤯🤦🏼♀️🤬 HES 9 NOW NO EXCUSE!
Fucking same with a dash of " how this man dont have any kids yet?"
Tell me about it
"Bird shirt " 🤣🤣🤣... damn dat girl was on a mission of "i take souls not names"..💀💀
😹😹
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This needs to be a pinned comment. 😩🤣
I’ve definitely silently said & thought “this was a waste of time & a body” during the deed lol.
And DID!!!🫱🏽🫲🏾😂😂😂
@@ashleywhite5001 I had to let them know I could have done myself at home lol
@@dorcas8089 argh, ffs, this is violent 😫😅🤦🏾♂️
@@zimprince195 had to let them know it was not hitting at all lol
Does it count if it wasn't good? 🤣
The facial expressions, the flashback stories, the nicknames... got me creasing!!!
Unraveling!! I love them
The "he really think he doin something" gave me flashbacks 😂
Honestly just saying to myself I wasted an Uber for this
@@lilylaroche7621 Savage 😅
Me too gurl💀💀💀
Still hit tho
Faaaaammmmmm!!!!
Silent thoughts: "I should've stayed home 😒"
This the one! 😂
Yep on many an occasion sometimes with the same person😂😂😂
Exactly, I was like...I knew I shouldn't answer the phone🙄
And your already home 🥴 even worse
This man said “Give me Chlamydia” 😭😭😭😭😭
@@buaduhelen1218 😂 I was confuzzled!
I literally said .. wait pause 😂😂😂😂
@@phoenixx3951 😂😂😂😂😂 Same! Like no way I heard that right
Dangerous!
@@SophiaGoodThings 🤣
I love how Fuhad seems to know about all of James’s sexual exploits 👀oh you mean the crazy one or the wet wet ting 😂, I appreciate you guys love for each other ,you can have a conversation about everything , its how you guys relate to each other 🫂 it’s sweet to see and the funniest thing 🤣
That's because our James is a Chatty Cathy. 😂
@@dianemicheleaux4107 🤣🤣🤣
@@dianemicheleaux4107 a serial chatty patty🤣
I mean, they are besties 🤣 as James said then quickly stopped himself. We see you 😉
@@dianemicheleaux4107 Facts!!!
🤣 One thing about James is not taking anything to the grave! Love him
She said "bye" and I said "Raaaa?" I'm DED😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 damn. I don’t think I could experience that
yoh 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“This can’t be the reason your baby mama was fighting for”💔😂
Aaayyyooo 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
“All elevators have mirrors.. I was LOOKIN at myself.. Fuhad, is this you??” 😂😂
James being knows as 'bird shirt' is the funniest thing all month 🤣 😂
“They don’t care about your excuses or your blood flow” trueeee 😂
The ‘he’s never gonna hear from me again’ has DEFINITELY been thought during the deed, no matter if you like him… if it’s bad it’s BAD
Say less!!!😂😂😂
"Maybe one kid won't hurt" got alot of men paying child support😂😂😂😂.
“Say Less… Charge It!” 💁🏾♀️
Should be printed on a T-Shirt! 😂🤣
I would buy it so fast
Don't tell Primark 🤣
"Put It On The Gamex" as well 😂
@@mi3helle707 😂😅 they're too quick. good.ol.primarni 😂🥴
As women we sometimes we make the grocery list
Dont forget the exotic fruits
Y'all fuckin' some men bad at sex if y'all thinking about groceries. 🤣
Or think about something funny and spend your time trying not to laugh like my goofy ass did one time 🤡
I was coming here to say that... boy was working like a jackhammer with no finesse....
Don’t forget the to do list 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“We couldn’t get blood.”
“I was there with the sheets, covering my nipples.” 😭🤣
Like "babe noo " ,I can't 😭🤣🤣🤣
😭 I couldn’t breathe
I’ve definitely mouth to myself “hurry tf up and finish” 😂😂 I was over it.
😂😂
Literally me the other night 😩
THIS!!!!!! Definitely 😂😂😂😂🌚
Yall just exposing yourselves lol
Facts..
Fuhad saying “Encourage Me” took me completely out 🤣🤣🤣
I love James’ honesty!!
And FYI-it’s the same for women! You need blood flow and we need to be wet. We don’t just walk around wet all day 🤦🏾♀️ We have to be into it mentally as well to get aroused.
One hundred percent agree with the FYI thing. But I dont think Ive ever heard a girl apologize for not getting wet, most of the time that fault is pushed to the guy, or the atmosphere, etc. While if the guy doesnt get the blood flow down there, like Fuhad said, thats the mans problem (and rightfully so).
@@oefmax1896 🤷🏾♀️ If a girl isn’t in the mood, we have a lot of reasons to say why! Loll Also, since it’s not something you can see necessarily, you’d never know unless we’re amid the actual act. Lol
More people need to know this. I can imagine that a couple times when y'all ladies say y'all aren't in the mood, maybe you're into it up until you realize that you're not?
@@J_Dot_S That can be an issue. Truthfully it could also be hormonal or health issues as well but can be uneasy to discuss especially if it’s a new relationship. I can admit there have been times I was “ready” or so I thought Lolo but realized my mind wasn’t really focused on the task at hand. 🤦🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️ Man our brains control soooo much!!
I'm so glad and grateful that someone said something about this!!! Cause we just don't walk around Niagara Falls!!!
I need an episode where all the exes who've been listening in all these years just air their feelings 🤣
Edit: wow thx for the love. From all the way in Barbados 🇧🇧
That would be juicy considring James is a self admitted serial cheater
I would be front row for that one!
MKAE IT HAPPEN !!!
Pin this
Yea!!!
Has to be "waste of sin" for me 😂
I feel like I'm sat in on a group therapy session 😂😂.
I don't think James and Fuhad know how blessed we are to have them on this planet! 💯 Laughter is good for the soul and they make me proper belly laugh all the time!! 🙏😂
@@joshuaway1375and what led you here exactly?
Amen ❤️ 🙏🏽
Best podcast fr. The chemistry is untouched.
No cap
‘Use your words’ had me dying 😂
"God!Zeus!Help me!!!" 😂😂😂
😭😭
I laughed during the deed, pulled up my pants and said: I just can’t do this. He rung me relentlessly for 3 days.
Girllll 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@raquelanderson1865 hahaha!
😭😭
Nah you gave him a trauma core memory 😂
Lmaoooooo 😅
I love the way you boys word things lol - it makes your conversations so relatable 😂 - ‘say less, charge it…’
'WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB'
Got me crying with laughter in the gym🤣🤣
8:02 "denied me to my BEST FRIEND" Fuhad and James bromance
I had a bad time and admitted it right after we laid down and we both burst into laughter. Bro it saved the night 🤣🤣🤣
Got it an hour later after some conversation
He had to say it 3 times before I realized he was saying “she had a dumper on her” and not “she had a dumb piranha” 😅😅
You are a whole FOOL!!!!!! 😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣😂🤣😂
Brooo😭😭😭
Oooooooh😮😅
I heard piranha also...I thought he was saying she had a big forehead lol
I was going to Google dumb piranha in London slang 😂😂😂
I don’t know how I landed on this video, guess I was just curious, but as a woman, listening to this conversation felt so nice actually because as women, we actually go through a lot of thoughts and emotions during and after sex but I never ever ever thought that guys went through so much too😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed listening man 😂😂😂 freakin’ hilarious!
they never fail to disaapoint time its almost midnight and im laughing alone🤣🤣lol'ed way too much
i genuienly appreciate their heartfelt honest stories about those embarassing moments in mens lives, it was beautiful
"Bird shirt"😂😂😂
Fuhad " charge it.." 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bird shirt😂😂😂😂😂
neck breaker 😂😂
Babe noooooo. ..I am crying
Not my cornrows showing under the wig 😩🤣🤣🤣
Loved this… but just to add as a woman there is psych in getting lubricated too! If you aren’t feeling someone it can be like sand paper
I was looking for this lmaooo
And if you take allergy medication like before it like clears all your sinuses up obviously and it can also cause you not to get as wet . When I learned this I was shook
Imma break a knuckle in them sheets 🤣💀 4:13
When it’s good I have the silent “I love you” thoughts which I will not make a fool of myself saying out loud just cause of good D 😅
💯😂
I'll make you say it out loud 🫡🤷🏾♂️
@@benjk98 oh wow 😄😄
Girlll🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@benjk98 oh well that escalated really quickly 😂
My ADHD will get distracted by my thoughts, but my mans knows how to put me back in the game. 🤣👌🏾
The not so silent thing i actually heard during sex was him saying, "It's in God's hands now." 😐😒🤣💯🤷🏾♀️
🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
Wow 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
“Sometimes I play roles in my head” lmao we know you do James 🤣
Scared to lose my V-card even more now, these experiences sound traumatic😂
No rush... it's always too soon or not worth it... just make sure the dude loves you or really cares about u bc that's the only time you'll have that experience
Save it for the right man
@@gloriaagatha3237 I am a man😭
@@almightyKAMsave it for the right girl then❤❤😊
It’s an adventure! Remember Take your time, consent, don’t take it so seriously, and enjoy!
Man I feel fuhad on that "bye" one 🤣🤣🤣🤣 went to go meet a bad shorty one time. I wasn't prepared for the demand the same day I slid in the dms. I get to her crib and she waiting for me in lingerie but when I start looking around the house I couldn't stop focusing on the random clutter and mess all over. My young dumb ass didn't say it silently in my head during the dead. I actually asked mid pumps " yo wassup with all this mess, shit look crazy in here" lmao I got ejected. That "bye" will forever be hilarious.
😂
Oh No, Not Ejected
"Its really not funny...but its hilarious " 😩🤣
You think there’s no psychology with getting wet? 🤣 That’s funny.
Right?!?! This is the mentality that gets a lot of them in trouble. Girl could be dry dry, struggling to break off a piece of lubrication and they're there thinking that she's soooo tight meanwhile she's simply not aroused.
💯
Ikr... Like what are you talking about?
I was legit looking for this comment cuz if somebody else didn't say it I was gonna lol like bro, get real 😂
Friction!
The flow in and out of the tweets to conversation is so smooth if I’m not looking I won’t know what’s the tweet and what’s James’ thoughts.
They don't care about your lack of blood flow. 💀😂
"Damn you bendy for a chubby girl" 😂 I wanted to die...I'm 5ft 5 and a size UK 12-14 I felt violated 😂
Aside from knowing that he thinks he’s complimenting you, very badly phrased attempt, I don’t even know why a guy would say that.
When James almost said "wifted lig" I almost died. 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
I click so fast as soon as a notification pops up that I don’t even know what I’m walking into 🤣 never disappointed
Lmao same... Like video, watch video....die laughing!
Nah Fuhad that "bye" broke me. You're strong taking that shot 😂
Quick nuts for a guy are the real nightmares we can experience, coz of the consequences 😭😂
no joke
What "consequences"?
@@3arthIsGhetto being ghosted ...did you not listen to the entire video
Haha when a guy does that too mee I laugh my ass off 😅 , I feel bad for him
@@sj6542 don't do that to my Guy 😭😭😭😭give him a second chance😭
“I think this is a sign” is ME ASFFF 😭😂
Fuhad is beautiful.
He is a black king.
Oofff what a specimen of man
That chocolate is 🤤
there are things that they talk about that I never thought men think about ...educational
You guys are actually hilarious. I could listen to your podcast on loop all day.
I've had moments as a woman where I've thought to myself "1 kid wont hurt"
13:30 - You break them off proper 100 times and it's all good... Then you drop a single 5 minute performance, and they act like you just shot their dog.
🤣🤣🤣
The feminine doesn't care about your track record. She's ruled by the moment. What she feels NOW is real. Not what she's experienced or what you did in the past
@@Thomas-qi9ix - Touché.
Seeeeee that "maybe 1 kid won't hurt" thinking smh OMG my husband was without sex for 2 weeks after I got my birth control removed because in 2 more weeks I was getting my tubes tied and didn't want anymore kids. We have 2 older kids already & I've been trying to get my tubes tied since my 2nd was born 6 years prior. I was desperate to keep him off of me til the tubal but once my BC came out I was hit with a huge wave of horny ass hormones and he tried to resist me. But I started teasing & toying with him and eventually he snatched my lil ass up we went at it Christmas weekend all day everyday with just the pull out method. But one of those nights he caught me with a whisper in my ear begging me to let him bust in it because he couldn't pull out & didn't want to so my horny ass said yes Daddy and long story short I just had our 3rd baby and NOW my tubes are tied 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
U should try writing. This story had me CAPTIVATED
@@Thomas-qi9ix I actually do write 😂😂🤗
18:07 "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB", I literally YELPED
I’ve seen y’all so much all over Twitter and now I’m binge watching. Y’all seriously make my sides hurt from laughing. 😂
My "one kid won't hurt" is due in a week😐 don't be like me.
😂😂😂😭😭😭
😂🤣😂🤣noted with thanks
Ffs😭😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You guys have had some awlful experiences and I’m living for it 😂😂
It kills me that people still think pulling out will prevent pregnancy. Guys said that when I was growing up but it’s been decades. How did that make it to the 21st century?
Lack of sex education, I assume. It's even dumber that people don't know it AFTER HAVING MULTIPLE PARTNERS AND A LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH SEX 😂😂😂
Works for me
@@Micheal93k Luck bruh, but it won’t hold forever 😆
I listen/watch this podcast whenever I’ve had a tough week. There is no way you’ll remain gloomy after these sessions 😂
16:55
17:09
He is callin for Zeus’ aid 😂😂😂😂
I am dead 🤣🤣🤣
I'd love an episode or a segment of "Spicy DMs" I'm sure they've received a few .
🤣🤣🤣Iss it not me catching lingo, I laughed so hard watching this, screaming SWEAR and RHAAAA 😂
If the blood aint flowing and she says 'prove it' EAT😽she gets what she wants and when you get in to it *wink* switch places then try again. Never give up its just sad for everyone involved lmao
the way i've been scrolling thru y'all's videos for MINUTES now. thanku for this.
"Are you prepared for Jehovah's return?" Damn, that must be them freaky Baptists.
Y’all really help me understand more of the male mind while cracking jokes and it’s great🐩
Fuhad wouldn’t be Fuhad without “it’s one of those ones where” 10:08 😂😂😂 at this point I know when he’s gonna say it
Thing is.. some women give you other chances to redeem yourself and it’s still mediocre or less😬.
Every man remembers that ONE time when he didn't deliver.
Still haunts me to this day. I had excuses, but i messed up on every aspect of handling that failure
2 instant silent thoughts I've thought of... 1. Is this his idea of being dominant? And 2. How are you a nurse and don't know how to choke properly?
Oooommmmmmmmaaaaaahhhh gaaaaaddd 🤣 @nurse party lmao damn
Nurse part got me 😂😂😂
Men really can’t handle being treated the way they treat women😂 I’d be all ‘bye’ too, what you doing coming to my place being nothing but a disappointment
Like they said, woman just can't understand the pressure men can be put on, like sometimes the blood just wont flow no matter how sexy the woman is lol
@@DrBadFish1 there are other things then just penetration
@@annatimmerbeil3910 okay? My point still stands though
@@DrBadFish1 and so does the other two people's points
Facts Queen!
That was my thought, we ended up having twins 😫🤦🏿♀️😂🤣😂🤣🤣. He took the waste man route though, last I heard he's on the run from immigration. Also I didn't mind having one because I found out my mum was going blind and I wanted her to at least see her first grandchild. God had other plans
🤣🤣🤣 I might be the problem since i'm thinking...he is not doing it right....just hurry up
Bird shirt has to be one of the most disrespectful nicknames I’ve heard in a minute 😂
Luv this because this is how guys really talk and describe our sexual encounters.
No names just body part descriptions and personality descriptions
He had the nerve to tell me his blood was not flowing because he could not resist
Yoooooooo I definitely said "I like you too much...I just want to cuddle I don't wanna ruin our time together" smfh
I had a man argue with me and TELL me I came when I DID NOT! Imagine having your ass in the air, elbows on the pillow and looking back at a niqqa that’s trying to end the session because HE came and I did not..🤣🤣🤣 NEVER AGAIN!
@@daphuckuwant the audacity 😂
@@daphuckuwant lol that’s just wild!
@@FM-jt9wc no
Break a knuckle IS OUTRAGEOUS
Their lingo is taking over mine 😭😭😭🤣
OH HELL NAH! Not Jada😂😂😂😂😂😂"Keep My Wife's Name Outta Your Mouth". It's the no context for me. She said what she said and left everyone to figure it out themselves 😂😂😂
These two give me such an honest response, I swear I dont need a boyfriend anytime soon.
I think about the chores and how much longer is this going to take 😂😂😂
That’s a waste of time. Why have bad sex? You like to suffer? 😢
Same!
Still hit tho😂
I love this podcast, I'm South African, I sometimes don't get y'alls humor, but it's fxking fun watching you guys laugh like that... I live for the good Tv show and movie recommendations, Y'all bare put me on to Servant, Dahmer, For All mankind, and I just watch the World War 1 movie from last week, Good stuff 👍🏾... Keep up the good work... 🇿🇦 RSA
Are they a couple ?
Friends
@@jarodmcnair3356did you watch the video?
Nah the story about the girl who said i think this is a sign, I totally get it 🤣
Imagine being the girl they're talking about, and you're watching this.... Girl what's going through your mind rn
"My bareback brain" lmao