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  • @fignewton0000
    @fignewton0000 Год назад +12755

    "Bitch I said I like you" made my stomach hurt from laughter XD

    • @enchantressdch1207
      @enchantressdch1207 Год назад +375

      Kinda sweet in a weird twisted kinda way...

    • @skarrlettewinter6669
      @skarrlettewinter6669 Год назад +224

      I'd laugh my ass off, it wouldn't even be a turn off. It's surprising, but I could be called worse, and women are always calling each other bitch. I feel if you're allowed to call another woman bitch, you can get called bitch. Platonically and romantically.
      I'd still ask him not to disrespect me like that, but it wouldn't be an immediate turn off and depending on the tone I'd likely get turned on ( but that's 'cause I'm kinky and into stuff like that).

    • @mulkimohamed3436
      @mulkimohamed3436 Год назад +11

      Mee tooooooooo Ross true story heard it before loool

    • @tammyboogrant7527
      @tammyboogrant7527 Год назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mercy

    • @jjgriffiniv1307
      @jjgriffiniv1307 Год назад +12

      Woman of RUclips tell me you would still go out with him 😂😂😂 if some guy said that (hopefully in a joking manner)

  • @bellebonebag8096
    @bellebonebag8096 Год назад +15577

    "You're a grown man stealing sweets?"
    Plot twist: He was actually three toddlers stacked in a trench coat

    • @TheFilmbroad
      @TheFilmbroad Год назад +68

      Was she dating Andrew Dice Clay? According to comedian Natasha Leggero, Andrew Dice Clay, said he stole candy because they taste better that way.

    • @tracydorsey1675
      @tracydorsey1675 Год назад +37

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @es7her606
      @es7her606 Год назад +11

      @@TheFilmbroad bruh💀

    • @sdingozuma6953
      @sdingozuma6953 Год назад +130

      princess carolines boyfriend

    • @gigiarmany4332
      @gigiarmany4332 Год назад +64

      Bo Jack Horseman Style😂🤣

  • @mikeilabiddle1757
    @mikeilabiddle1757 Год назад +8164

    They missed the best part of the story at 3:40 because the dude didn't just put on football highlights. He put on HIS OWN football highlights.

  • @CoCoQueen910
    @CoCoQueen910 Год назад +1952

    Yoooo, the commentary, British accent & slang, and genuine Black man laughter is EVERYTHING!

    • @dejanaemcgauley945
      @dejanaemcgauley945 Год назад +10

      Love it!!

    • @naejames3603
      @naejames3603 Год назад +3

      Definitely dig it

    • @jacebeleren3591
      @jacebeleren3591 3 месяца назад +1

      First time?

    • @ginahouston9352
      @ginahouston9352 26 дней назад +3

      these guys were my first Patreon signup after one of James' heartfelt elevator speeches... the Black man energy with those accents! 🥰

    • @kingbee44
      @kingbee44 День назад +1

      I’m absolutely here for it! 😍

  • @PressPowerPlay
    @PressPowerPlay Год назад +23770

    Imagine how scary it would be hearing a man you are alone with say "enough of this nice guy act." I would be scared I wouldn't make it home.

    • @geraldking9385
      @geraldking9385 Год назад +169

      🤣🤣

    • @PressPowerPlay
      @PressPowerPlay Год назад +188

      @@geraldking9385 😳

    • @geraldking9385
      @geraldking9385 Год назад +978

      @@PressPowerPlay that shit sound wild as hell in the comment , but when I heard them say it, it sounded sinister af 😳

    • @justhere4food552
      @justhere4food552 Год назад +375

      THAT part... Like welp I'm prolly finna get clapped 😩😩

    • @PressPowerPlay
      @PressPowerPlay Год назад +423

      @@geraldking9385 so true!! When I heard them say it I was reminded of that time I was kidnapped and sexually assaulted by my date. He never said it out of his mouth but that's basically what he did.😭

  • @asakhedambuza5248
    @asakhedambuza5248 Год назад +7892

    “But I ate it in the car, DIDNT I?”😭😭😭

    • @Cantetinza17
      @Cantetinza17 Год назад +653

      Eww imagine kissing him not knowing he just ate someone's 🐱

    • @asakhedambuza5248
      @asakhedambuza5248 Год назад +416

      @@Cantetinza17 😭I’d evaporate !!!

    • @spacebar9733
      @spacebar9733 Год назад +79

      no actually u didnt !

    • @reverb3478
      @reverb3478 Год назад +49

      Fucking hell😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NoName-sp5dp
      @NoName-sp5dp Год назад +86

      @@Cantetinza17 this is why I try not to kiss the first few dates

  • @rayray80234
    @rayray80234 Год назад +1128

    I appreciate that their first response to the "No more nice guy act" was that it was scary. Yes. That is absolutely scary & I'm glad she was able to leave

  • @chickennugget8948
    @chickennugget8948 Год назад +3680

    Had this guy come over, he asked me if I had an extra tooth brush. I did & give it to him, as I give it to him I offered him a face cloth. He was like “what’s that for?” I said if you wanna wash you’re face. This man turns & looked me dead in the eyes & says “I’m not the one with acne.” When I tell you my jaw dropped. It wasn’t even that bad, I had like 3 pimples on my chin from my new birth control. Never again 😒

    • @foresttrump
      @foresttrump Год назад +766

      Lmaooo that nigga really said "You thought I was feeling you?"

    • @princesstraiger192
      @princesstraiger192 Год назад +604

      You should of said and I'm not the one with the stank breath.

    • @blue7609
      @blue7609 Год назад +1

      omg he sounds like such a dumbass and a nasty one. I feel sorry you had to deal with that kind of person! first up, even though you didn't have acne, it isn't even caused by having dirty skin so he insulted you about something he doesn't even understand 🙄Even the NHS says the cleanliness of skin has no effect on acne.
      Plus, does he think not having acne or spots means he shouldn't wash his face??? Natural face oils and sweat and grime from outside air gathers on peoples faces whether we have spots or not so he still needs to clean his face lmao. What a gross guy! Crazy how many guys don't understand basic hygiene and think they don't need to clean 🤢🤮 you dodged a bullet hun

    • @corrinjessen
      @corrinjessen Год назад +586

      The fact that man who comes to your house with nasty ass breath has the nerve to say that to you 🤣

    • @koketsomamogobo7515
      @koketsomamogobo7515 Год назад +13

      @@foresttrump 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @valeriejoseph_
    @valeriejoseph_ Год назад +3153

    The bob wig part 😭😭😭😂

    • @Bikinbottommunch
      @Bikinbottommunch Год назад +106

      To be honest i would have still hit it lol that incident sounds hilarious.I’d make him keep the wig on so I can feel like I’m cheating lol

    • @ceejayteevee76
      @ceejayteevee76 Год назад +29

      Nah man suspect. My baby dad did that once. I moved out.

    • @ellx3979
      @ellx3979 Год назад +22

      Haven’t had a good laugh like that in awhile

    • @rossevans9900
      @rossevans9900 Год назад +10

      The wig man😭

    • @keeneshacyster7420
      @keeneshacyster7420 Год назад +20

      Girl I was laughing so hard😭😭🤣

  • @WhatAudryEats
    @WhatAudryEats Год назад +7555

    I thought these were gonna be sex stories of how guys thought they were rocking it during sex but we’re actually failing 😂😂

  • @cissy2194
    @cissy2194 11 месяцев назад +183

    First date with a guy, he tells me whoever he marries will have to sign a prenup revoking all rights to his house because he refuses to give something to someone who didn’t buy it. I told him that was fair, as long as he didn’t expect me to contribute financially to the upkeep of said home (I.e. property tax, renovations, landscaping, home repairs and such). He got quiet and said “oh no, those things have to be split cause you’re living together”. I didn’t argue, I finished my dinner, when the check came I gave my card to the waiter, told the guy have a nice day and left. The following day he texted me talking about what a good time he had and how sexy it was that I paid. I never responded. Financial transparency is important so I didn’t have a problem with that, but his whole energy was that of “mine mine mine”. Someone like that, isn’t ready for a relationship let alone marriage.

    • @nephastgweiz1022
      @nephastgweiz1022 20 дней назад +1

      To be fair it's normal that you would contribute to landscaping and home repairs ?

    • @EmyEgy31
      @EmyEgy31 11 дней назад +8

      @@nephastgweiz1022 but not tax or mortgage, I seen men make women pay 50/50 while the house in his name and he still wants her to do most house chores.

  • @MorbidKat
    @MorbidKat Год назад +339

    "Enough of this nice guy shit I'm ready to fuck" is the MOST r/niceguys line ever lmao

  • @DashaTheDivineDivah
    @DashaTheDivineDivah Год назад +4587

    I don't know what's funnier, the fact that this happens to many women, your commentary, your genuine giggles of delight and embarrassment for these clowns or the fact that at least 3 of these things have happened to me lol

    • @prod.twnt2153
      @prod.twnt2153 Год назад

      the I'm wet asf, the bunk bed, and previous porn link my guesses

    • @VeniceK
      @VeniceK Год назад +125

      Not the 3😂😂😂😂

    • @geraldking9385
      @geraldking9385 Год назад +84

      Damnn not 3 😂, which ones were they?

    • @itxchivp4783
      @itxchivp4783 Год назад

      @@geraldking9385 ur mom

    • @fillergorilla
      @fillergorilla Год назад +12

      I would guess precum, the rap thing and the back up :D

  • @lukejoshua-williams5400
    @lukejoshua-williams5400 Год назад +3787

    Fuhad’s laugh after wet af is the best thing I’ve ever heard

  • @Napptrully_Beautiful
    @Napptrully_Beautiful Год назад +373

    "You got me wet af" made me physically laugh out loud!!

    • @mynameis11111
      @mynameis11111 Год назад +10

      I would have been like “that’s not how sex works” 😒 lol

    • @justobserving4862
      @justobserving4862 Год назад

      @@mynameis11111 a man getting hard when sexually motivated is actually how sex works or getting wet, men do ejaculate that as well is also how sex works

    • @glor009
      @glor009 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

  • @anonymousdonor
    @anonymousdonor Год назад +801

    I got asked to coffee on a first date. At the end of the date, he asked me on a second date to frozen yogurt and followed it up with, "but, can we go dutch, cause I'm not made of money."
    My coffee was $3.75.

    • @Igbobabexoxo
      @Igbobabexoxo Год назад +81

      Never go on coffee dates ! Lunch or dinner only!! 🫠😂
      Get to know guys as much as you can before meeting them. He needs to be comfortable to spend money and you need to comfortable showing up

    • @JustMe-vs1kj
      @JustMe-vs1kj Год назад +18

      I feel like a coffee dat would be too short like how long are y’all gonna talk over 1 coffee?? You’re barely getting to know him 😅

    • @ChooseFreshAtSubway
      @ChooseFreshAtSubway Год назад +122

      @@JustMe-vs1kj the activity is completely irrelevant if the conversation and vibe is flowing. I’ve had ice cream dates last 3 hours before lol

    • @jusletursoulglobaby
      @jusletursoulglobaby Год назад +34

      @@ChooseFreshAtSubway it's only confusing to someone with ZERO conversation skills

    • @MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor
      @MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor Год назад +24

      Like I understand guys wanting to go dutch on things…that’s absolutely fine. But you need to be more tactful on how you ask for this. If 3.75 and froyo is busting your budget, that’s a dealbreaker for me. Are you still in highschool? Personally, I was of the opinion that I would pay for dates just because I can. I work a well-paying job and do okay for myself. But I think I’m gonna do what other girls do and have them pay first…just to suss out, one, the ones who are broke (and most likely to mooch) and two, the cheap ones cause ain’t nobody trying to be with someone who’s gonna be counting EVERY PENNY that comes out their pocket. I understand budgeting but that’s too much.
      Edit: In the interest of fairness, I think one party pays for the food and the other pays for the activity and if there’s another date, you switch which you pay for. Idk.

  • @Bayanda7
    @Bayanda7 Год назад +1097

    "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @aqua6613
      @aqua6613 Год назад +56

      I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left...

    • @krismiskarol
      @krismiskarol Год назад +2

      That had me cacklinggg omg 😅

    • @AshleyThashica
      @AshleyThashica Год назад

      Boondocks theme song

    • @cupofmilk5901
      @cupofmilk5901 Год назад

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @robinlight
      @robinlight Год назад +5

      @@AshleyThashica its Coolio

  • @mrspaceforever
    @mrspaceforever Год назад +1090

    the wig one 😂😂😂😂😂 I would literally be so mad at myself for allowing him in my house 💀

    • @rainvast8982
      @rainvast8982 Год назад

      Damn you need to develop some sense of humor

    • @Fashionistjayrenee
      @Fashionistjayrenee Год назад +44

      The Bob was BOBBING @!!!

    • @changetocome100
      @changetocome100 Год назад +13

      Truthfully tho I wouldnt have my wig out in the bathroom, a bit of blame to go around 😊

    • @beaushaynorton1334
      @beaushaynorton1334 10 месяцев назад +13

      Gotta put the wig on after you secure the cheeks 😂

    • @vivianagbegha2712
      @vivianagbegha2712 9 месяцев назад +3

      It’s giving serial killer/Silence of the Lambs to me

  • @isidrosevier1125
    @isidrosevier1125 Год назад +570

    When I read fumbling the coochie I thought they were going to be stories about guys not knowing, how to play with the coochie. Maybe we should get some stories like that next. This was still funny as hell. Had me rolling. Also, James fade is 🔥 af.

    • @JuneCreat.r
      @JuneCreat.r Год назад +27

      I WAS WAITING FOR THOSE STORIES FROM THE START.

    • @ericdecker2914
      @ericdecker2914 Год назад

      You mean the ones?
      ruclips.net/video/QSNezpvmvBA/видео.html

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 Год назад +2

      Nah we need stories of women fumbling the family jewels.

    • @Phushprada1
      @Phushprada1 Год назад +1

      Same here

  • @BooksBeforeAll
    @BooksBeforeAll Год назад +151

    If a man said ANYTHING along the lines of "Enough of this nice guy act", I'd be terrified that I'd never see my Family again and HOPING the last things I'd said to them were nice. Thats a phrase and attitude that's makes you think you're never going home.

  • @creativeink4407
    @creativeink4407 Год назад +3453

    The no hand soap in the bathroom one could also be a sign of him being unhygienic and she didn't want to risk an infection

    • @Butterfly1798
      @Butterfly1798 Год назад +210

      Biggest pet peeve! With everyone! I always look for that! And people may have soap and still don’t use the soap

    • @creativeink4407
      @creativeink4407 Год назад +68

      @@Butterfly1798
      ......its a reasonable worry........

    • @chanellebooysen9570
      @chanellebooysen9570 Год назад +50

      That was my first thought

    • @Bellecassie
      @Bellecassie Год назад +189

      I didn’t think of any other reason

    • @joyos413
      @joyos413 Год назад +6

      Yup

  • @Cantetinza17
    @Cantetinza17 Год назад +2642

    I was on a date with a guy that was trying to save some cash on the date. I'm all for saving some cash, but when he argued because coupons were expired or he didn't want to pay full price for a lobster, I was good.

    • @quannaschilling
      @quannaschilling Год назад +16

      He picked the place?

    • @brandonWilliams-yr4re
      @brandonWilliams-yr4re Год назад +28

      @@quannaschilling I’m doubting it lol. Entrapment.

    • @inyourdreams444
      @inyourdreams444 Год назад +345

      @@brandonWilliams-yr4re Well if you're planning to pay for a date, why not suggest something within your budget? Men need to stop trying to date/impress women if you can't afford to go on a date without a coupon then you didn't belong going out that day, period. 100% of dates I went on the guy chose the spot. Considering that he had a coupon, I'm guessing he planned to go there. Embarrassing.

    • @spacebar9733
      @spacebar9733 Год назад +225

      @@brandonWilliams-yr4re that doesnt mean you yell about expired coupons 😭

    • @Megan-vn3yt
      @Megan-vn3yt Год назад +264

      @@brandonWilliams-yr4re i highly doubt dude just casually had coupons for a restaurant he didn't pick

  • @biggmonie
    @biggmonie Год назад +66

    "Bitch I said I like you!!"🤣🤣🤣 These dudes are Savages!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @JC-eb6jl
    @JC-eb6jl Год назад +157

    Yes, we need this. Because men will tell whatever story to blame why it didn't work on women and they really don't realize what they did in the situation

    • @andrewhawthorne210
      @andrewhawthorne210 2 дня назад

      Sounds like you need to start telling the guys where they F'ed up? So everyone can avoid these terrible outcomes.

  • @girliusmaximus
    @girliusmaximus Год назад +491

    LMAO the way he described the guy who put the wig on.. "Edna Mode style". Took me all the way out. The reenactments period. These guys are awesome.

    • @Theberrychica
      @Theberrychica Год назад +6

      Not “ee eeeee” 😂 hhahahahahahahaha

  • @mikmak2102
    @mikmak2102 Год назад +327

    “No hand soap in the bathroom” yeah that’s a red flag 😂

  • @Mel-hv8zn
    @Mel-hv8zn Год назад +615

    Went out on a date with this guy for the first time at 20 years old. We’d plan to go to a restaurant and he offered to drive me there since I didn’t have a car (we both lived in the same dorm on campus). He drove to an empty somewhat abandoned parking lot and said “wanna hop in the back or just do it in the front?” Like ?????? I just ubered back

  • @Chasinginger_
    @Chasinginger_ Год назад +289

    The “wet” one made me scream out loud!!! 💀💀💀

    • @babyleo8655
      @babyleo8655 Год назад +16

      I probably would’ve let him smash 🤣 you innocent man

    • @justobserving4862
      @justobserving4862 Год назад +9

      @@babyleo8655 I don't know what to say the possibilities are she lost attraction for him because he was extremely attracted to her and or was sexually inexperienced. some women are just shallow

  • @OplzITSCreez
    @OplzITSCreez Год назад +1637

    Flu powders!?? Was she going to the witch doctor?! 😆😂🧙🏾‍♂️

    • @aqua6613
      @aqua6613 Год назад +34

      I thought they said FLEA powders 😆

    • @longhairgetinthere
      @longhairgetinthere Год назад +86

      I think she means Thera Flu 🤧

    • @aaliyab
      @aaliyab Год назад +37

      We have BC powder and Goody powder in the US for pain relief. Maybe they have some for flu too.

    • @rupeoverlay3153
      @rupeoverlay3153 Год назад +25

      Like Lemsip innit

    • @The_muslim_womans_hour
      @The_muslim_womans_hour Год назад

      Lemsip flu is a powder

  • @Beautyinthebreakdown.
    @Beautyinthebreakdown. Год назад +397

    The Bob was swinging 😂😂😂 killed me!

    • @divalove421
      @divalove421 Год назад

      Mfer said like Edna Mode😂

  • @nenej.phillips
    @nenej.phillips Год назад +47

    “Bitch I said I like you!” made me choke on food. 😂😂😂

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm Год назад +84

    I had a date with a guy who had liked me for years in college (I didn’t know, but he finally confessed). I got an ear infection and told him I didn’t feel up to it. He kept begging and I kind of went out of spite, like, I am sick, dude.
    So we were sitting in the movie theater and he kept awkwardly trying to lean into me. No arm around the shoulder or hand holding. Just kind of nudging.
    Then this man leaned in and stuck his tongue in my infected ear!

  • @CampslewTraining
    @CampslewTraining Год назад +546

    Yo....
    "Bunk-bed niggas have to smash too" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's the bar of the week 🤣🤣🤣

    • @betti3869
      @betti3869 Год назад +22

      this took me OUT 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @poeticami5641
      @poeticami5641 Год назад +18

      He made it look nice and everything 😂

    • @Jay-cz7fc
      @Jay-cz7fc Год назад +11

      Bruh that shit real 😂😂😂 can’t be discriminating out here

    • @chapellezag1840
      @chapellezag1840 Год назад +4

      Lmao!!😂😂😂 Same!

  • @haroldfoster4607
    @haroldfoster4607 Год назад +489

    “I can’t keep this mask on anymore.. run me the top now”.. is a craaazzzyy line 😂😂😂😂

  • @tranequafauntleroy1427
    @tranequafauntleroy1427 7 месяцев назад +9

    The empathy for the bunk bed niggas is sendingggg me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “they do. They dooo” 😭😭😭

  • @Str885
    @Str885 Год назад +188

    Some of this was hilarious and a few were scary AF. Dating seems too dangerous nowadays. SMH.

    • @katrinarobinson1037
      @katrinarobinson1037 Год назад +4

      Facts

    • @TimTheEnchanter0
      @TimTheEnchanter0 Год назад +12

      They love to say ‘nOt aLL mEn’!

    • @sageart4771
      @sageart4771 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@TimTheEnchanter0because it's true? Like saying all women are gold digging sluts when it's not tue LOL

    • @keyani3643
      @keyani3643 11 месяцев назад +1

      Pookie and RAY RAY don't have these problems.

    • @ThyBait
      @ThyBait 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@TimTheEnchanter0grow up

  • @lakiaray3982
    @lakiaray3982 Год назад +1007

    As women, we have millions of the stories like these unfortunately 😂

    • @leoneranger9348
      @leoneranger9348 Год назад +17

      😩 so true

    • @HFFCANADA
      @HFFCANADA Год назад

      And I thought my few awkward interactions when I was younger was bad. These men out here just cockblocking themselves

    • @AnouSuccubi
      @AnouSuccubi Год назад +2

      Fr

    • @divalove421
      @divalove421 Год назад +25

      Boa but we get called gold diggers for wanting more than THIS 😒

    • @azaravalerie9832
      @azaravalerie9832 Год назад +6

      @@divalove421 don't go for rich niggas bc they are rich, don't go for attractive niggas bc they are attractive, don't reject someone bc they are "too nice" or "He didn't wow" you. It's not hard

  • @danastirling9294
    @danastirling9294 Год назад +368

    Their laughs is what is making me laugh even more

  • @wendyramirez516
    @wendyramirez516 Год назад +17

    5:48 “The bob is bobbin’ “ 😂😂😂 I love the accent on top of that tooooo 😍😍😍😂😂

    • @Rno352
      @Rno352 11 месяцев назад +1

      With the hand movements.. It killed me.

  • @ArianaLarimar
    @ArianaLarimar Год назад +48

    The swinging wig had me rolling. You guys are so funny. 😊

  • @merock12341
    @merock12341 Год назад +417

    L O L my tweet made it 😭. I’m the wig tweet and he wasn’t white which is the craziest part 😭😭😭

  • @sarascott201
    @sarascott201 Год назад +1358

    My first date ever at 19 years old, the guy stopped at a gas station for us both to get something to drink since we were going to go to the park. He comes out to his car where I'm sitting, cracks open one of those giant cans of Arizona tea and chugs the whole thing in one breath and then when he's finished he starts breathing heavy. Was I supposed to be impressed?!?!

    • @landosampson9928
      @landosampson9928 Год назад +165

      waitttt 😂😂

    • @solaris5922
      @solaris5922 Год назад +260

      He should be showing a man how impressive his liquid swallowing technique is. 😂

    • @dancing_qu33n
      @dancing_qu33n Год назад +17

      😂😂

    • @bettyboop54
      @bettyboop54 Год назад +125

      Sounds like my 8 year old. 😭😭😭

    • @ShaulDawg
      @ShaulDawg Год назад +38

      Yes, that's very impressive

  • @olivershedden9764
    @olivershedden9764 Год назад +21

    Fuhad's witch cackle gets me every time 4:28

  • @alienoutcast7374
    @alienoutcast7374 Год назад +8

    First time I’ve enjoyed listening to 2 men with a microphone thank you for not being sexist assholes that think woman are property

  • @shani13xx
    @shani13xx Год назад +769

    The only time a guy in a bunk bed is getting smashed is in prison… any other time is unacceptable 🤣

    • @Project199x
      @Project199x Год назад +28

      Could've been a loft bed tho. People call them bunk beds all the time

    • @tics1279
      @tics1279 Год назад +11

      @@Project199x That was my first thought. I don't know how a full grown man could fit comfortably on a bunk bed (do they come in a size other than twin?), or why an adult would purchase one when a regular queen size is probably cheaper. She probably never saw a loft bed before.

    • @Project199x
      @Project199x Год назад +4

      @@tics1279 Lol right. I love loft beds, had one myself cause of my tiny space

    • @blus17
      @blus17 Год назад +4

      Or in highschool thata how i lost my virginity

    • @Calvinje88
      @Calvinje88 Год назад +13

      Maybe college dorms lol.

  • @thankmelautner
    @thankmelautner Год назад +519

    The Wicked Witch of the West laugh at 4:29 sweeted me 💀

    • @MrBarneyDinosaur
      @MrBarneyDinosaur Год назад

      Sounds like Turk when he has Bugles on his fingers in Scrubs. ruclips.net/video/BhBriVylcAU/видео.html

    • @LifeOfAiriLasha
      @LifeOfAiriLasha Год назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicolewairi6551
      @nicolewairi6551 Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ymario37
      @Ymario37 Год назад +3

      Damn 😂😂😂

  • @tiaraballard3086
    @tiaraballard3086 Год назад +106

    This guy took me on a date to the movies (I worked at the theater, so the tickets were free). He asked if I wanted anything from the concession stand, and while I was ordering, he walked away and went to sit in the theatre. I peaked in and saw him sitting, then went back to the ticket counter and exchanged my ticket for a different movie. 🙃 All I ordered was nachos (my drink was free).

    • @mariakhan7986
      @mariakhan7986 Год назад +5

      Good for you girl.

    • @sukhwinderkaur3844
      @sukhwinderkaur3844 Год назад +1

      As you should! Nice job girl

    • @kamipride9288
      @kamipride9288 10 месяцев назад

      What kind of guy does that?

    • @vincentritter7466
      @vincentritter7466 10 месяцев назад

      @@kamipride9288 a guy who doesn't want to pay for movie tickets

    • @kamipride9288
      @kamipride9288 10 месяцев назад

      @@vincentritter7466 some guys are just a***holes

  • @rayne8029
    @rayne8029 Год назад +40

    the most normal conversation I have EVER heard two men have about women in my life

  • @scarlettfrancesca
    @scarlettfrancesca Год назад +2208

    This was hilarious and wild! Men wonder why women choose to stay single or are quite selective with their time… These stories are just the tip of the iceberg of the horrors that women deal with on a daily basis.

    • @jacobvanausdeln1696
      @jacobvanausdeln1696 Год назад +283

      Went on a date with a girl from tinder, get there and she has a broken leg… I mean things happen but you could at least say something.
      Anyway turns out she got it from running from the cops. 🤦‍♂️
      And I’m out.
      Men go threw wild shit too.

    • @esmereldasnickles8056
      @esmereldasnickles8056 Год назад +57

      @@jacobvanausdeln1696 💀💀💀

    • @samoriab5999
      @samoriab5999 Год назад +51

      Men don't sit around wondering nothing about you...could care less

    • @adlwas8176
      @adlwas8176 Год назад +80

      Half of these are actually funny asf. Idk wtf your on about "horrors"

    • @saint5105
      @saint5105 Год назад +48

      @@adlwas8176 deadass
      Some of these are just plain funny😹😹
      Horror?
      Where?

  • @thandeka5924
    @thandeka5924 Год назад +57

    " Imagine bro!"
    "OH nah, I couldn't! " *baffled face*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @issy5988
    @issy5988 Год назад +5

    "as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lav7161
    @lav7161 Год назад +7

    I don't know what's crazier, the "enough of mr nice guy stuff" or the "teehee" guy LMAO!!!!

  • @lisamamani6467
    @lisamamani6467 Год назад +558

    🤣🤣🤣 Men can be so CRIIIIIIINGE. Hecticccccccc 😂😭

    • @lisamamani6467
      @lisamamani6467 Год назад +32

      Bob was swiiiinging 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chickenmilk120
      @chickenmilk120 Год назад +29

      As a dude im crackin up at the wig🤣🤣🤣 me and my brothers did that to my mom everyday

    • @chiemxerxobi
      @chiemxerxobi Год назад +4

      Y’all too

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 Год назад +3

      We're just fun. Women, not so much.

    • @EmSeezStudio
      @EmSeezStudio Год назад

      We are too🤣😂🤣

  • @chy8427
    @chy8427 Год назад +129

    This was the procrastination I needed 😂😂😂 “my sensis”

  • @zabathembumthembu7412
    @zabathembumthembu7412 Год назад +13

    James saying TEEHEE really got me😹😹😹

  • @ObeyDaqSwaqq
    @ObeyDaqSwaqq Год назад +25

    I have had a guy text me thinking I was a different girl an uncomfortable amount of times.

  • @neytirishanelle9994
    @neytirishanelle9994 Год назад +234

    I have never seen you guys before but it is 3 o’clock in the morning and y’all don’t have any business having me crack up like this. I subscribed!

    • @jazminedean7679
      @jazminedean7679 Год назад +9

      It is literally 3am as I’m reading comments From being too tickled by people I never knew existed! I’m subscribing 😂

    • @rubypugh8497
      @rubypugh8497 Год назад +1

      Lmao it’s 3:47 am 😂😂😂😂

  • @Killixn_
    @Killixn_ Год назад +628

    This is the first time I've come across y'all and I just need to say - where have you been all my life? I haven't laughed like this in a while 😭❤️

    • @girliusmaximus
      @girliusmaximus Год назад +9

      😭😭 I said the same thing.

    • @starniella
      @starniella Год назад +3

      SAME!!!! 😂

    • @GalaticNick888
      @GalaticNick888 Год назад +1

      No fr!!

    • @osoloso4863
      @osoloso4863 11 месяцев назад +1

      Trust that’s how most people find them see a clip then we’re hooked

  • @kindofyoung
    @kindofyoung Год назад +33

    If a man ever goes in my bathroom and comes back with my wig on, we’re gonna have to square up 😂

  • @sajilwatts4417
    @sajilwatts4417 6 месяцев назад +4

    When you guys started swinging the wigs I lost it😭😭😭😭

  • @OplzITSCreez
    @OplzITSCreez Год назад +270

    Rugby Breh on his first black experience was tooo accurate!! 🤣🧔🏻‍♀️

  • @alexriggs3158
    @alexriggs3158 Год назад +193

    Fuhad’s giggle after the wet asf one 😂😂

  • @RopafadzoJoannahDodo
    @RopafadzoJoannahDodo Год назад +8

    9:00 💀bunk bed😂😂

  • @Jay-cz7fc
    @Jay-cz7fc Год назад +9

    8:39 is pure gold bro 😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahfrench2669
    @sarahfrench2669 Год назад +397

    It takes a lot to really make me laugh but this whole thing had me dying 😂😂

    • @Cantetinza17
      @Cantetinza17 Год назад +3

      I'm wheezing and coughing, I'm laughing so hard.

    • @sarahfrench2669
      @sarahfrench2669 Год назад +5

      When James said “that’s my sensy” 🤣🤣

  • @jordenrussell5875
    @jordenrussell5875 Год назад +40

    “Edna mode style” 😂😂😂 I’m gone

  • @GinandTonic369
    @GinandTonic369 Год назад +28

    This starts out with “in a plate”. I’ll see you your plate and raise you an empty used pizza box 🤣

    • @valerieh325
      @valerieh325 Год назад +2

      WHATT lmaoooo how did you respond

    • @GinandTonic369
      @GinandTonic369 Год назад +3

      @@valerieh325 with a non sequitor “nice use of your trash pizza box.” 🤣

  • @GamingOnTheStoop
    @GamingOnTheStoop Год назад +10

    😭😭😭 4:52 IM SOAKING 😭😭 omggg

  • @Kailo.B
    @Kailo.B Год назад +345

    "BITCH I SAID I LIKE YOU"
    Would have got me tbh

  • @twishikadaley
    @twishikadaley Год назад +42

    THE BOB WAS BOBBING!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bjbriz
    @bjbriz Год назад +15

    I have no idea why this video came up on my feed but am so glad it did, as here I am at 2am & laughing my head off! Thanks guys & I'll be making sure to watch more of your videos. 👍🙂

  • @izziwosu
    @izziwosu Год назад +234

    I was seeing this guy and we were really into each other. He was fine af.
    He looked exactly like my favorite basketball player, had his own business, and seemed like a catch.
    It's our 5th date, and I'm thinking it's going down. I even ate a light meal (just appetizers) and got my entree to go at dinner in preparation.
    I agree to go back to his place.
    After a couple of glasses of wine he says he's gonna put a movie on.
    Y'all this dude put on Black Hawk Down.
    What? This movie was so loooooong. It was hours of horrific violence. WTF? I knocked out the second bottle of wine, and
    I told him I had to leave.
    He made a comment about me staying over.
    I told him the moment passed.
    I guess alllllll the dead bodies on screen were supposed to be a turn on.

    • @russellgeorge433
      @russellgeorge433 Год назад +87

      If you guys were serious, you would have watched the movie for 15-30 min and got it popping . You guys was joking.

    • @ceemoney5309
      @ceemoney5309 Год назад +10

      @@russellgeorge433frl

    • @ramziiiii
      @ramziiiii Год назад +51

      God protected you from an STI trust me 😂

    • @user-bn1lb8ey9v
      @user-bn1lb8ey9v Год назад +19

      eh... i've watched horror movies on dates. there are worse deal breakers than that.

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 Год назад +8

      Lmfao, what a legend. He knew what he wanted and would rather have watched a movie than sleep with you. I love this attitude from men. More men need that kind of attitude instead of running after women.

  • @ericamuianga
    @ericamuianga Год назад +16

    THE WAY THEY JUST DISMISSED 9:10 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @tyleraphoric
      @tyleraphoric Год назад +1

      Bro fr I would of been dying 😭

  • @ferngane15
    @ferngane15 Год назад +78

    the bunk bed had me dead 😂

  • @glynnismozes8131
    @glynnismozes8131 Год назад +45

    OMG I love this! This guy used to get mad at me for asking him to wash his hands before we got into it. 😑 At least I'm not alone with that one.

  • @meowbeaniegirlr.611
    @meowbeaniegirlr.611 Год назад +32

    The bunkbed is funny to me because when I moved in with my boyfriend we shared a bunkbed for 6 months before we could afford a queen sized 🤣 I had a bunk bed to growing up so I wasn't fazed by it

  • @keyaishathomas
    @keyaishathomas Год назад +103

    Idk whether to laugh in solidarity or submit my experiences 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @naeababyy3075
    @naeababyy3075 Год назад +20

    “im fucking gushing lets go” is when i LOSTTT IT😂😂😂😂

  • @lmnosir
    @lmnosir 3 месяца назад +3

    The Bob was bobbin 👌🏽🤣🤣🤣

  • @StasiaJayC
    @StasiaJayC Год назад +7

    I had a guy rap to me for one hour RUN DMC style about how much he hated his baby's mother. It was so bad I started finishing his sentences in my head with better words seeing as none of his lines seemed to actually rhyme.

  • @nicolemenzies8438
    @nicolemenzies8438 Год назад +104

    The wig story made me gasp out loud!

  • @ms.holmes9368
    @ms.holmes9368 Год назад +152

    This..stops…now 😭🤣🤣 y’all made hearing a creeper experience fun to laugh about

  • @AbbyZarate-is4vv
    @AbbyZarate-is4vv 5 месяцев назад +1

    🤣 JAMES DID THAT “teehee” A LITTLE TOO GOOD !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cyb3rG33k
    @cyb3rG33k Год назад +7

    The rapper was probably like "you hear what I said there? Thats a double entendre.... listen (proceeds to rewind)" 🤣🤣

  • @sarahroyster26
    @sarahroyster26 Год назад +37

    It’s the … STOP ITS MY TICKLE SPOT FOR ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Okay_naynay
    @Okay_naynay Год назад +144

    I’m mad multiple men are doing the football highlights thing because that has also happened to me 😅

  • @garakbashir1736
    @garakbashir1736 Год назад +6

    Started watching them a few weeks ago, and their laughter is contagious

  • @yvonnethomas8871
    @yvonnethomas8871 Год назад +5

    10:09 reminds me of when Diddy said "don't kiss right there girlfriend I'm ticklish"

  • @ceejayteevee76
    @ceejayteevee76 Год назад +28

    I'm scared, laughing , disturbed,and confused all at once

  • @kazbaz2011
    @kazbaz2011 Год назад +46

    Went on a date with a guy who asked if I’d be happy to be his side piece while his girlfriend was working abroad!!! Finished my drink and left.

  • @3lttlbrds
    @3lttlbrds Год назад +15

    Both of them bobbing their heads floored me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jordannarandle
    @jordannarandle 6 месяцев назад +3

    Its the "the bob was SWINGING" with the hand movements 💀😂

  • @miranda07
    @miranda07 Год назад +71

    aye you two the only guys allowed to have a podcast

    • @XyThree
      @XyThree Год назад +20

      Right!!!😂 the only non problematic men I’ve seen with microphones so far

    • @Kailloumitchell
      @Kailloumitchell Год назад +20

      Lmao honestly, other men podcast would’ve turned into how the girls were ungrateful and how the dude didn’t have to take them out in the first place 😭

    • @XyThree
      @XyThree Год назад +11

      @@Kailloumitchell EXACTLY!!!

  • @IIGNOMIINY
    @IIGNOMIINY Год назад +12

    7:02 “ITS BEEN TWO DATES!” LMAOOO

  • @xyNova9741
    @xyNova9741 Год назад +5

    7:50 bro actually had a group leader. damn

  • @BlackkRiot
    @BlackkRiot Год назад +3

    "BITCH I SAID I LIKE YOU" that shit was hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @amybeelicious
    @amybeelicious Год назад +214

    This is the funniest thing I have heard all week. Thank you for this! Been a long stressful month Edit to say: if this is what I'm missing, I'm signing up today! Thanks for convincing me I need it!

  • @donnaasiimwe3236
    @donnaasiimwe3236 Год назад +15

    The laughter on this channel is contagious 😂😂😂

  • @autumngwenniviere9340
    @autumngwenniviere9340 Год назад +15

    Randomly clicked on this video and these guys got me DYINGGGG into a bowl of Mac and cheese. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-lf3iu8td4c
    @user-lf3iu8td4c Год назад +101

    Lol 😂😂 this is the funniest video I've seen all week 😭😭
    I'm ready to tell my story. I was sick and this dude I'd been talking to for a while texted me. I let him know and he asked me if I ate and took meds. I told him I had my meds but I haven't taken them yet cause I was waiting for someone to send me some money that they owed me then I was gonna order something. This man told me that he didn't have any cash so he couldn't get me something (I never asked him to), he then proceeded to tell me that even if he did I need to tell him in that exact moment what we were before he could. I left him on read, haven't spoken to him since. He realized he messed up and tried to back track but I was out.

    • @121cristina
      @121cristina Год назад +45

      I'm ready to tell my story too....
      I was talking to a guy for a few weeks before we finally met, long story short we sat in his car while he jelly beans and than asked to smash because i said no he left and instantly sent me a message saying he assumed because i had children i would be easy 🤣 i blocked him instantly after a long message of nothing but 🤣😂😭😂🤣 these
      People say the darndest things

    • @user-lf3iu8td4c
      @user-lf3iu8td4c Год назад +26

      @@121cristina lmaooo we need a show for this cause the audacity 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @spacebar9733
      @spacebar9733 Год назад +13

      @@121cristina wtf 😭

    • @121cristina
      @121cristina Год назад +4

      @@user-lf3iu8td4c YESSS!!

    • @scovyaporsha
      @scovyaporsha Год назад +2

      @@user-lf3iu8td4c Oh my God!!!