What's The Easiest Way A Shorty Has Bagged You? | ShxtsnGigs Podcast
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- Опубликовано: 22 июн 2023
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This Week The Guys Discuss:
'What's The Easiest Way A Shorty Has Bagged You?'
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Most women don't have game because they don't need it. But the one who fixed man collar and said, "You got nobody to do this for you?" 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I was just about to say, “How are we as a community supposed to up our game when men as a community don’t require us to have any?” 😂 I used to practice my game until I realized a man with a functioning “tool” does not caaaaaare!
I was thinking the same thing😂 like you all are super simple, it's not needed
Yeah that line was chef’s kiss 🤌🏾
Girls are also just a lot more nervous lol or at least visibly when it comes to talking to their crushes
@@lenaBesos in most cases, if a man likes you he'll LET IT BE KNOWN. Lol. we don't have to try. A lot of guys also don't like when a girl makes the first move--he sees it as a turnoff bc he prefers chasing & they see u "a type of way" if u ask for the digits 1st.
I love when the question adds “fellas this is a safe space” cause I know Fuhad and James finna throw that shit out the window 😭
And did 😂
James even snickered when he heard that smh
Those are the best ones 😭
The amount of "knock knock" these two are about to get in their DM's 🤣
Lol
I swear I thought about it just to be annoying lol
I’ll send it just to get that eye roll 😂
Omw rn
Just left my obligatory 'Knock knock' 😄
James has ZERO filter between his brain and his mouth and I am 100% here for it every damn time 😂😂😂
Omg yes his intrusive thoughts definitely win 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂😂💯💯💯
James is 100% correct about the nasal decongestant sprays. Use sparingly, not daily.
😭😬 oops
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I couldn't smell at all and hardly could breathe. I NEED my Fluticasone plus some cetirizine 10mg. I can be human dawg.
Ya be careful using it. Rebound congestion can occur if its not the steroid sprays.
Yoooo I'm already at the can't breath without it 😂😂😂
NOT CALLING SOMEONE WITH A THICK ACCENT A ROUGHNECK 😂😂😂
Looool that was so unnecessary
Nah caaz as a Jamaican I was offended asf 😭😭
Right, the disrespect lmaoooo😂😂😂
@@tedradxnn7872 I was offended when he said Jamaican with a lil bajan accent and im guyanese 😂😂😂. They need to get it correct.. None of the caribbean islands sound alike lol
As a Jamaican, i'm offended. I'd like to know if James can speak in half a British accent...😏
She told me her phone was about to die, I told her I could let her use my charger in the car and she could bring it back to me some other time (thinking I was being smooth). She then goes no it’s fine I can just sit in the car and charge it a little before we go home. She plugged in her phone and it was on 89%…we’ve been dating for a year and a half
😂😂😂😂😂 got em that’s a good one
😂😂😂😂 very slick!!!
Aww hope you guys are still together!😊
I asked him if you're not busy this weekend. I'd like to take you on the best ride of your life. All he said was "WORD". Then I pulled out 2 tickets to a six flags.. He fell out laughing 😂😂.. We are married now. To this day he says he loves my sense of humor. But me being hot definitely sold the tickets 🎟 even more. 😊😂😂
Well, That's just lovely.
That’s so cute
Not a guy but im ashamed how easy i was bagged. He walked up to me and said "Lets go to class" and i just followed him. I got to the classroom like wait i didn't even say bye to my friends 😂
Ma'am You was seeing nothing but hearts 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Discombobulated tingz 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you were already twitterpaited, and didn't know it - but obviously he saw it
not to hard to bag someone who's already into you
😂😂😂 u win
Ur friends must’ve been like “dat fuk 🥴🤨 wait for you say bye 😂😂😂😂
"Ladies, you're not funny. Play the sexy card." 😭😭😭 Now I wanna send a line cos I think I'm funny 🤣
Pleeeease send it😂
yeah what is that thing where having a penis negates all humor if it comes out of a woman's mouth/brain?
Get that knock knock ready sis 😂😂
@@ummeiguessI don't think he means BECAUSE someone is a woman they are not funny. You just gotta be really funny to make that approach work.
I knoooow I’m funny soo 🙄😂
“Zero Game and All the Appeal🔥🔥🔥” Thanks Guys 😊
It's true though lol
He wasn’t talking about you
The way Fuhad laughed when James said "You roughneck" sent me 😂😂😂
I once talked to a girl on a night out, we had fun but didn't get any contact info from each other. I saw her a few weeks later and she said "I've been waiting for you for weeks" and it got me
Got me too 😢
She went out looking for u religiously
I was supposed to be the “security” for my girls during a basement party we were invited too. Guys sent their best team member to “distract” me, we ended up the only one’s actually goin out and then ended up getting married. 😭🙏🏽
😂😂😂 mission failed successfully
@@faithsibanda403 listeeen😭❤️ security was OUT OF SITE
🤣🤣🤣
Bruh that gives me soooooo many ideas
Taking notes on how to bag Fuhad 😂😂📝
Let’s tag team. I got James 😂😂😂
@@priscap.1991 deal 🤝🏾 😂😂
😂😂😂
Lawd! 😂😂😂
@@kee-ta3487 we are so in there, they're not gonna know what hit em lol!😂🤣
This made me drop to my knees cuz I just got reminded of all the times a girl tried some sort of move on me back in high-school (for example asking to play with my hair all the time or always sitting next to me), maybe if I picked up on them I wouldn't have been lonely and miserable all this time
Fammm I didn’t pick up on shit in high school either 😂
@Jonocap954 same here, damn why was I so oblivious 😅
Are y'all introverts? I've noticed things never seem to progress with them. I'm an introvert too, but usually end up with extroverts who take the initiative. 😂
was texting with a guy and he didn't pick up on any hints so I had to make it more and more obvious until he finally understood. We were 17&19 and never in a relationship before so I forgive him for that haha
@@SupraSoulStar yea, well I was kinda extroverted back then but during uni I kinda just gave up on that
James's reactions are everything 😂😂😂😂😂
FU-HAD! BRUD-DUH! I CAANT HEAR THAT, I CAANT
Yes! Lol
@@danfrost2859😂😂😂😂BRAAH
James's laugh is sooo contagious 😂😂😂😂
Trust me🤣🤣
Now ladies who tf is sliding in DMs sayin “knock knock” 😩 🤣
Great question! Beats me as well 😂😂😂
i think you gotta know your audience
some ppl like being corny - and sometimes that works for them
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 no begging… no invitations for drinks… no knock knock jokes!
Great dating advice!
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Idt it's "no invitations for drinks" I think it's more in how she asks... Don't look like you’re begging... Instead of "Can I buy you a drink" say... "I'm going for drinks tonight, wanna come" or something along those lines of casualness
we went out with a group of friends....it rained and he was carrying the wet umbrellas in a polythin bag while walking..... i wanted to hold his hand......we were friends still.....just took the bag from his hand.....when he reached his hand out to get it back i quietly grabbed it and started walking......its been 4 years....
Ouuu that’s smooth Ouu that smooth yass sis
@@crazylifeofcvm6595 i know.... i shocked myself......
Love it
"you're not funny" 😭😭😭 ended my stand up career right there
I told this guy he looked nice and clean, and told him his eyebrows had a pretty shape. I aint never seen a guy fall in love faster😂 he was hella cute so i didnt mind obv
Took me to Barnes and Noble, took me through the aisles and we talked about books for an hour…next month is our 1 year anniversary ❤️
That’s so beautiful 😭 as a book lover that would be my dreeeeeam I’m so happy for you guys
I can’t even begin to imagine the amount of “knock knock” these zaddy’s have up in their DM’s👀😂😂😂😂😂
James could come knock knock me up any day 🫣
@@user-mt4sc6uy5bFACTS🤣🤣🤣
i told this man he owed me a drink (he didn’t) and then i paid our tab. we’ve been together 8 years and he just bought us a house 😎
Sheesh
You a damn magician 😂
@@damienmiller1678 🪄🕴️🤣🤣
Now that's game!
Good one sis
Good tidbit about nasal congestion and nasal sprays.
You are most probably using the sprays INCORRECTLY, which is why it either leaks out or you swallow it.
Do not position the spray *straight* into your nose, you’re meant to tilt it A BIT because the sinuses (the space that’s congested) are more to the side/next your nose not actually in your nasal passage where you usually see your boogers.
So pretend the lines are the nasal spray.
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The dark dots on the sides are your sinuses. As you can see they’re not located IN your nose, it’s more off to the side. So shove the spray in but make sure it’s tilted (in the correct direction) should be a game changer for you to stop swallowing it or it leaking out and actually being able to breathe again.
I appreciate the tutorial on using nasal spray🙏
@@datflyingsandal it’s my pleasure ! It should work better but sometimes nasal sprays in general aren’t for everyone :)
This is genuinely appreciated! Thank you!!,
This is such a good tutorial ❤ Appreciate you 🙌🏾💯
@@TinyT999 my pleasure, hopefully it works !
This whole segment just made me realize James thinks I'm ugly, and i ain't funny 😂😂😂😂😂
“Women need to come together as a community” that took me out in 😂😂😂😂. You guys are 🔥. I recently discovered these guys and I’m binging ❤. I definitely need Patreon.
had my eye on a guy. i became friends with his dad and made him laugh. the dad wouldnt shut up about me to his son. dated the son for a year. both of them think us dating was their idea...
Diabolical 😂
this is how its supposed to go. always make it look like it was their idea. i practice this often
😂😂😂
Omg! And they say women don't have game. 😂
@@kalyachebet6520 This isn't game, this is scheming! "No weapons formed against me shall prosper" 🙏🏽😂
Yalls knees buckle so easily every.single.time. 🤣🤣🤣
Im HILARIOUS and my game is top tier...I'm currently 7.5 months pregnant by the man I bagged 8 years ago ✊🏾🤰🏾🤣
Tell them Queeen. Now give us tips
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For real sis where are the tips cause I’m struggling 😭😭
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 TELL EM
Congrats❤
I know that’s right!!
Just be yourself n go with the vibes. If the connection is real the chat will be lit regardless
...until it's not lol
I personally bagged my husband by playing a Twister game at the party we first met in, he lost pretty quickly and was able to admire from the couch just how flexible I was 😉😉
All it took was a few looks at him when I was in suggestive positions. I won the game too.
See I had shorty pull the home thing the other way. She asked me to take her home. When we got into my car I asked where she lived so I could take her there. She responded "I meant your home". She was a 4 or 5 and I almost killed us getting to my place.
Not Me… taking notes.
😂😂😂
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I pulled that one once 😅
him: "where should I drop you off?"
me: "where do you live?"
We only hung out for a short period of time but I'll never forget that wide ass smile on his face 😆
I love Fuhad and James!!! I can't stop laughing.
Me too!
The way he said buffalo wild wings like it's the wing itself and not the restaurant 😂😂😂
See, as a woman i would love to try the first one. But ill be too worried about me reading the signs wrong and the guy feeling uncomfortable because i basically kidnapped him... like my overthinking ass can't do that😢
That's exactly what went through my head when they read that!
Girls thats what we fellas go through every single time
Me, a Jamaican, analysing my accent 😂
I’m a Jamaican and a Haitian
Me, a Jamaican, thinking if I ever meet James I'll have to tone down the accent 😭
@@purpleflrpListen, if I see James, I’m going to talk the raw chaw patwa and him ago like it 😂
@@cuteyalexiaraw chaw DWL 🤣🤣🤣
Come over to barbados and you set 😂
I start a conversation about a topic I know they love to talk about. Then when when the conversation is going great, I tell them "thank you this was a great conversation, have a beautiful day :)". It's never not worked lol
Fuhad is SO RIGHT about sinus sprays, and he actually totally gets it. That 15 mins after you’ve taken it where you can finally breathe full oxygen is life changing 😭
Y'all should do an episode of your spiciest Dms 😂
😏😂 yes
That's 1 great Idea !
"Sit down as a community and figure this thing out" 🤣😅
Hey Fuhad 👋🏾 my allergies are ghastly as well. Try Netti Pot at night. It's been helping me & I haven't used a nasal spray in years 😂
James is spot on about the nasal spray. The concept is called rebound congestion. The decongestant nasal spray is the one that starts to inflame your nose and block it (instead of the irritant that was being treated). And you have to wean yourself off it. It's long. So, if it's a decongestant nasal spray, try using it and taking a break from it. Like use for 2 weeks at a time then break for 2 weeks. Try stuff like sterimar during the break
Rebound congestion due to increased internalization caused by tachyphylaxis, is basically what James is trying to explain and as a doctor, I approve of his message😁
I agree with your advice...."You're not funny!" Damn! 😂😂😂😂😂
“You rough neck. Something light and poetic…” 😭
Take it from someone who has congestion issues. DO NOT touch the Sudafed (or any other steroid nasal spray) unless its your last option and even then use it as little as possible. I have been dependant on these sprays daily for the past 6 years, endless doctors trips, countless different medication and I am now at a point where the only way I can fix this is by going cold turkey but by doing so I literally suffocate go dizzy and nearly pass out.
Yikes!
Try vitamin d3 daily. It really changed everything for me.
You have to wean yourself use every 3 days until you are off it. Cold turkey doesn't work.
@@beewest5704 try doing that when you are choking in your sleep because you can't breathe
@@CommanderPrime Sounds horrible. Yes that would be difficult.
James just ensured Fuhad never using a sinus spray again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My colleague said to me every time she sees me smile it makes her day, I'm ready to marry her
Damn
“Knock knock” has me laughing out so bad! Omg lmaooo 😭😂😂🤣😂
That first one is juuuuuuuicy😂
Taking notes 📝 I was just thinking about how I can’t flirt so this is encouraging lol
'Knock knock' is not that bad... my Dm's are full of 'hey'. Nothing more nothing less 😂😂
You two cheer me up so much, and I'm slowly learning the lingo. I was at work this week, and a man walked in. I had to do a double take to be sure it wasn't fuhad. But I did also think there would be no way he would be in my town 😂😂
Learning the lingo, too. These guys got me sayin SWEEEAR! Lol!😂😂
It's educational in itself got me saying cool cool cool and faaaaammm 😂
I'm still trying to find the definition of sweeted me. Just can't seem to find it. And patented it
@@natashamalloch4547Sweeted is like: killed me or cracked me up (its uber funny)
@@Carpathianpixie thank you so much that makes sense now
James “You roughneck” 😂😂
Y’all are hilarious love watching you guys 💯😂😂
They telling us how to message them saying we aren't funny but fail to realize we just sending you messages we get daily lol
Bored AF, scrolling on social media and saw he was tall, dark and handsome. Messaged him Happy Valentine’s Day. It’s been almost 8 years. ❤❤❤
Fuhad, check the directions on your nasal spray! Certain steroidal ones are only supposed to use for about 3 days at a time, but a lot of sprays like Nasocort and Flonase are made for daily use, and as someone with chronic seasonal allergies, they ARE a game changer!
Me rolling in with the knock knock on purpose 😂😂😂
In the most British accent I can muster up…..that one “let me retwist your hair” sweeten me because I have used it 🤣🤣🤣
This is perfect example of women playing the dating game on "easy mode". She really thought that was a FIRE move. Let a grown ass man say "you wanna go to buffalo wild wings?" and not get clowned 😂
😂😂 but i think it depends on whether the girl is interested or not , you get? 😅
@@IsabellaS967 Lool this is one for the harassment vs flirting meme scrapbook.
Half the battle is if you're physically attractive / they're into you.
@@levigough9783More like 90%. If you've got that on lock, you can get away with murder!
@@levigough9783not necessarily. I can appreciate a good looking person, but doesn’t mean I’m attracted to them. I need to give to have that attraction. Also super hot guys are psycho. If you turn them down they go nuts and can’t understand how someone isn’t interested. I have the restraining orders to prove it.
Bro she rang me when I finished work at 10pm and says over you come tea is on your side and shower is on for when you get home like tf I need to marry her now no?
In my experience on average, men tend to have more game but only a few openings to apply into relationships. Women tend to have more openings for relationships but little to no game to utilize them.
Heh, I bagged my hubby from the age of 1. We were best friends as babies. Now we've been together 32 years. Still got the baby pics and everything 😎
When people are genuine you can always tell an that’s what makes this channel phenomenal. To my fellas out there this is what it could look like if we just communicate instead of pulling out weapons.
He's accurate about the nasal spray. I was an addict for Afrin for close to 6 months. My doctor tried to get me to stop and gave me the same talk.
Saw this thread on twitter and it had me in tears 😭😩
Most women are timid and shy. They won't make the first move. Men get hooked with bold females, and it shows confidence and independence. This doesn't change. There are wives too afraid to initiate the first move with their husbands. Be bold, not aggressive, bold ladies, men like to feel desired and wanted.
but at the same time for most women they just dont need to put themselves out their in the first place to bag a man
Very well said.
@@madaxwayne Agree!
@@Kev1nL Thank you!
And women like to feel safe so don't bother just in case it goes very effing badly for them....
Lmao that “i’ll take you home in the morning” would work
Shorty I met 1 time 2 years prior, literally out of the blue showed up to my house. That's it 😂
If a man took me to his yard instead of mine like that I’d be thinking I’m about be in a true crime documentary
I always imagined the genders reversed, say a man offered a woman a lift home only to take her to his and say "I'll take you home tomorrow". I'd get pepper sprayed. 😂
I was 21 and at a party for my older cousins(33) bday.err thang was perfect and chill.i usually never went after her friends cuz they were all older and to me they were like bigger sisters to my cuz who was like a big sis to me.1 tho was giving me a lil more attention than usual but i didnt think anything of it.about 2am she asks what i was doing after the party😮.i was like prolly heading home to the bx and she replied well ima leave my door unlocked(she lived in the same building). Her bed was comfy😂 and boy did i have one hell of a summer.
👀SWEAR!? 👀👀
@@Carpathianpixie swear. This was summer 2004 i couldnt forget it.
@@TheBrob1983 JEE-ZOS! 👁️👄👁️
'The whole thing is sometimes too much' ? How dare you James?! Lol
Shoutout to James pointing out you may not want to use sinus spray daily. The real MVP 👌
I used the nasal spray because of bad anxiety attacks got addicted to them it took me two years to kick that habit, it got to the point where I would panick because I didn't have the spray and thought I would die as I was not able to take any breaths it was all in my head.
i was walking downtown with my cousins at a bbq fest in my city…this Pakistani chick who was in a “bridal party” made eye contact with me and broke through traffic to come hold my hand and asked me “so where are we going tonight”…i was stuck and kinda froze - needless to say GTD that same night!!!
This is golden!!!
I love them!!! “Unless I’m loosey goosey” 😂😂❤️
Factss😂
I dont talk to guys, guys talk to me🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️😂😂
I once escorted my friend's sister at home; abit late, she told me she saw her mum and we had to hide nearby,waitung for her to enter inside the house.
We got stuck alone in a dark corner for like 10 min...
Fast forward; next week when i met her, she asked me if i was afraid of girls 😂😂😂😢😢😢
Manz was oblivious af!
You literally only have to take them out for food and order them a flight of something. They start feeling like they owe you something by the time their appetizer gets there. Just wink. It’s in the bag.
Hey hey we are not that complex just food lol
His is a dangerous comment 😂😂😂
@@jacobharris954 😭😭😭 noted.
That first one bangs! id be over with!
This is random but you might want to get an air purifier & humidifier for the studio. Clean air will help with coughing & sinusitis
James is a real one for telling him about the nasal spray
James' commentary is legendary😭😂😂💔
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm done. Y'all be having me in tears
Soooo how about a series on what you get in your DM? Like a what not to say to a guy 😂 Also since you’re so well versed on what that perfect “in between” woman should say to catch your attention why don’t you teach us ladies? I would love to know!
I hope you get your 1M, you guys are so funny
No sah! Not a ruff neck. SIR 🤣😂
“ you roughneck “ Lmfao the scream I just scrumpt 😂💀
Girl in school asked me "What are you doing after class?". We were friends and hadn't really been flirting, so I took it as a genuine question and answered normally...errands, etc. She says, "How about me instead?".
The easiest way I bagged all the guys I've ever liked was just unique to each guy. You gotta STUDY. One dude, gorgeous eyes, awkward, good conversation, basic dude. Looked him in the eyes told he had beautiful eyes smiled, and walked away. Another dude I'm still good friends with had depression, was shorter than me (heavy emphasis on was), beautiful eyes, loved black girls. I introduced him to a rapper, let him eat off my plate, and was there for him. Man was hooked for 2 years. My ex had beautiful eyes, political, a lil narcissistic, white chocolate who loves black women. This man still regrets breaking up with me for another girl but we're still good friends. My current boyfriend the love of my life literally. Beautiful eyes, sexy ass voice, loves poetry, loves rap, loves God, had depression. The first thing I said to him was that I love him, i encouraged his poetry, and I was and still am very supportive. He confessed and we've been together two years. I also am really good at singing and they all loved to here me sing. No game, none of that just know what they like😶
Fun fact: Most general/primary physicians neither know how to use or teach someone to appropriately use a nasal spray-which pisses off most allergy specialists.
This happened to me! I never felt any difference with it
Wait is there a trick?
Teach ussssss
It’s not a trick, just anatomy. In most cases, people point the nozzle towards the center of the nose-that’s not where your sinuses are. They’re on the lining of the nostrils.
So when ‘aiming’ the nozzle, go back towards your brain, then tilt it outwards to the corner of your eye. Inhale as you spray.
If you can manage a sinus rinse before using a spray, it’s more effective.
Don’t use it daily unless you’re doctor says too. I use mine as needed.
Hope this helps.
Nasal problem, cures that helped me.
1: Facial sauna with eucalyptus oil 3 drops , steam for ten minutes.
2: Organic honey from the area you live in. Most area's have farmers markets these days. Use in porridge, yougurts, tea , or just take spoonful in the mornings.
3: Drink fresh Ginger tea twice a day.
I was ready to slide into Fuhad's DM's... to warn him about the sinus spray! 😂😂
“Zero game, but all the appeal.” 🤣🤣🤣
6:20 This is me! I have a spray and take Zyrtec and it's been a game changer. I've been avoiding it for the longest. LMAO