HATING YOUR BOYFRIEND?! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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"When you start noticing the size and shape of his head" took me out... the boys didn't resonate but I know my ladies get it 😂🤣😂🤣
Yessss😂💯
And it's just disgusting😹like why does it look like that?
This is so true😂😂
You mean the wrinkles on the base of their skull?
Yesssss
When his flirting feels like harassment 😭😩
😭😭😭STOP
💀🤣
In my own home..harassed by the people i chose😂😂
Wayment 😂😂😂
LMAO FACTS
When you look at him and start questioning your sexuality, then you see a better man walk by and realize ‘no I’m straight my man is just a clown’
Oooooooooooooh
Daaaaaamn🤣
You might still be bi, why not give women a try? Lol I had to make it rhyme, so as to give you a thank you for your time.
This is actually me 😅
@@Hannahdealer8180try ? That would be cheating. Op is just joking around too
Fuhad's delivery is next level
Factssss love how they appreciate it as well 😂😂
James reactions are top tier
That Nigga got a pizza shop?
James' face when Fuhad read "when you say his dad's name during sex"..terrifying. There was zero emotion while simultaneously EVERY emotion there 🤣😬
i had to go back and rewatch that part bc i didn’t see his face, and when i tell you i FELL OUTTTT😂😂😂😂
his face was PERFECTLY described by you. he was triggered af 🤣
I was out when I saw his face😂
Lmao ....yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I knew other people caught this. James was *stunned* . That blank stare was him triggered.
Trueeeeee
'being held down by sleep paralysis' literally killed me and brought me back to life. 😂😂
This was actually the worst😂😂😂😂
You one 😂😂
Now we know why James loves being called Daddy!😅
Bwahahahahahahaha
@@kopaka555erm ok buddy boy
I was married for 6 years. My ex was a cheater. I knew I hated him when he went from looking like the sexiest man alive to the lovechild of drake and Adam Sandler.
Seeing a person through the eyes of love should be studied.
GURRRRRRL FAAAAACTS! Aint in INSANE!!! It's like being glamoured (True Blood) that's all I can think. The glasses come off and your like "He ain't neem that cute"
@@loveschile7339fr girl.....I just be like, what did I even see in him😂
Exactly....I even hate his state of origin now😂, he's just irritating to me now
So you basically married him cause of his looks and ignored the red flags... Ouch
@@mosetaaj8206 That’s what you gathered from what I said slowboat? Don’t procreate. ever.
Wooow woow
James: he can't even cheat
Fuhad: Correctly 😂😂😂
Hahahhaha that sent me
When having sex with him feels like charity ...
Oh girl it’s much worse at least with charitable donations they are tax deductible 😢😅😂
Anyone else love when James yells Fuhads name 😂
FUUUHHAAAD!!!!
Pause?
its sends be every time, its a mix of panic and disgust of what hes hearing lol
Love it also😂😂😂😂
South Africans are so savage bruh 🤣
Love my people so much 😂🇿🇦
No kak 😭
Used to love em, but the most toxic rugby fans ever 😂😂 didn’t think anyone could get worse than the English!
Yo this country is unhinged 😂 but anyways go Bokke!!
@@da_real_santander810 Go Bokke!!
@@da_real_santander810 Sister Bettina! Oryt!
When you play-fight with him and it feels like youre fighting your demons
Or when you play fight with him and you win 😂
@@studentatytu4230 LMFAOOOOOOO
😂😂😂😂
Noooooooo😭
Guys that like to play fight give homo vibes .
when he tries touching you and his fingers makes your skin crawl
😂😂😂😂😂
"I mean, what kind of bitch am I? What you mean I can't move?" Had EXACTLY the same thoughts after having sleep paralysis a couple years ago, just couldn't believe my own body would betray me like that...
The horror though 😂😂😂 and it’s never sleep paralysis with something being, it’s ducking nightmares
15:05 Anyone else jealous when they start talking about their exes and they know who they are talking about? 😂 Fuhad looked so surprised I want to know her too
On god!
The way he doubled down on the under look surprised faceee had me in tearsss😂😂😂
@@stushgalsteph I swear!!!
James' story is for sure the beginning of his villain arc.
Him doing the x-man sign killed me🤣🤣🤣
When he chews his food and now YOU’VE lost your appetite.
You girls just say ANYTHING
James always has a story 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Ok so rahh, I remember this one time…” 😂😂😂
Bro's life is a mooovie😂
When he breaks up with you through text and you just reply "okay".
I knew I started to dislike my ex when his voice alone pissed me off. He ignored me constantly and cheated, so my reaction wasn't irrational. After I wanted the divorce I just wanted him to go back to leaving me alone because he was just annoying.
When his chewing annoys you, ARG. When you now feel like he talks too loud, argg. When you start thinking he talks too much, calls too much, visits too much & wants to see you too often, ARGGG!
@@LM-he7eb honestly, for me it is just his words. Now that I know he's full of shit, I want him to keep his mouth shut. He only calls to talk to me, so I set it up so he can only talk to our kids and leave me alone. He unfortunately doesn't call them as much as he tried to call me.
When you look at him and realize you don't love or respect yourself nearly as much as you thought you did cuzz why tf would you do 'this' to yourself?
Eyyyyy
When he sneezes and you don't say, "Bless you". 😂😅
“That eye roll you make when your man calls you but you’re waiting for a real man to call you” lmao I felt this
I can 100% vouch for these 😂😂. That “finally some peace and quiet” relief is like no other after a break up
Facts!
Notice how none of the ones they said talked about ending the life of their partners? Yeah I'm sorry James can't agree that these were more brutal than the guys one.
THIS! I was like "are you serious?" when he said that. The hating your gf ones were WAY more violent
Their relationship is fire. They’re lucky to have one another.
I didn’t realize that women had the ability to make men feel less “manly” because I never felt less “womanly”. I just felt like I wasn’t accomplishing what he wanted out of a gf. So yeah he cheated and we broke up but damn I dodged that bullet.
It’s all about manhood for menz 😂
Thats why we are different little girl.
@@prajwalsharma5877you sound triggered by by what she said and you don't sound growing at all which is why you had to call her a little girl. Maybe you should grow up. She doesn't allow a man's opinion of her to mold who she is which is commendable. Maybe you should take a page out of that book m
@@prajwalsharma5877creepy as hell man
“If I can smell you in any negative aspect” YES!!! Jesus. That is SO REAL 😂 You could be straight from the GYM and I wouldn’t care. When I stop feeling you? Get out.
I’ve caught up on all the episodes at this point 😭 Patreon here I come.
nah this is facts.
So do you enjoy your partners farts? This sounds fine and dandy, but in reality simply finding an unpleasant smell unpleasant doesn't mean you're no longer in love.
Yea cuz even the gym stink can be sexy...Lol
It's not that I ENJOY them LOL It's that I don't smell them at all. It wouldn't bother me. (Also I don't date men who sit up and fart 24/7 around me - have some decorum lol) @@homiefizzle5260
@@homiefizzle5260 Yeah, to me this just shows the difference between infatuation and actual love. When you're infatuated, they smell like roses and can do no wrong. When you actually love them, they become human, have flaws and are no longer on a pedestal yet you adore them regardless
The noticing the shape and size of his head has happened to me more than once and I didnt even realise it until now. There's some freaky head shapes out there ladies, be careful out there
😂😂😂
AKA "Hatfished"!!!
One got me...🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
That happened to me once..
I broke character at "when you say I love you and it start feeling like you are wasting battery" I CANNOT.
Every time Fuhad brings up "case of the love bite" on the pod, James LOSES it😂😂 and I love how that's proof of their friendship caliber. If he doesn't hate ur ex, not ya boy!
feeling held down by sleep paralysis is wild. 😭😭
The "You can't even cheat" cracked me up 🤣💔🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
When James said big daddy Duncan,I laughed until I cried
I had a boyfriend that would text me the same text every morning. At first thought it was cute then it started feeling like a copy and paste vibe. Had to let him go... at one point I was screaming at my phone every morning 😫🤣
😂😂😂. Listen when a new man who got my number and start text me good morning, hey, or hi, my annoyance level goes from 1 to 100 real quick. And I just lose interest quickly. Don't hey me to death
Omg...I'm going through this right now. I scream every morning...have another greeting for once!!!
@@debikalacomplaining that someone cares enough about you to text you daily is wild
I’ve been there
James tells the best stories 😂
When you pray for his new girlfriend.
😂😂😂😂
“When he gets on top of you it feels like your being held down by sleep paralysis” 😂 is fcking insane she loathes that man
As a woman, I always chalked cheaters up to I'm not fulfilling them in some kind of way. Then I had someone tell me, "why's it gotta be on you? What if they don't get fulfilment from anything? That's a problem." I was like oh shit, I will never settle for a cheat ever, first time, I'm leaving. It's not on me, you cheated yourself.
Yess to the truth.
Ignoring him while we're in the same house. Upstairs like, "what?, I didn't even hear you". Then it becomes "I heard you, I'm just not answering"
For me, it’s when I start thinking of him as a girl. Nothing is masculine about him anymore
I feel what James is saying about smell. I was with a dude in college and I was SO into him for months. Then woke up next to him one morning and he literally smelled like mayonnaise to me and I was SICK. So messed up my brain did me like that lol
Pregnancy?!?
The sleep paralysis GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣
Fuhad: "How do you know my dads name?" Me: We are FBI agents G.....we have your parents address and images of you in primary school, what do you mean????😂😂🤣🤣
7:25 The key to breaking out of sleep paralysis is to stay calm, don't try to force your body to move, accept that you're unable to move for the next few seconds, just breathe and patiently wait for your body to relax and move on its own.
BRO WHAT???
What about if them demons pop up!?
See, it's the opposite for me. I have to focus everything i have on moving *some* part of my body. Usually my eyebrows or lips. If i can force something to move, i wake instantly.
My brain can't comprehend this.🤣
Just move your toes
When you start noticing the shape and size of his head 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Dating in South Africa is an extreme sport I swear😭💔
Why was the “hating your girlfriend” more brutal..these were light
For those asking for the link
It’s eps 329 mum and dad math
The last few minutes of the episode.
what was brutal about the girls one? seem the same to me. Only difference is the men can actually take the jokes..
You just can't relate to men's pain.
Cuz men actually HATE their gf lol
Because The Women Were Tryna Be Funny, Weirdo Men Actually Hate Their Girlfriends - Hence Why It Was More Brutal
@@its_jaelynn6087can say the same about women😒
😊 That calling your dad's name is craazzzzzyyyy, 😊 Especially if you're african. 😊 Most African kids don't actually know their parent's name frfr
Oh okay I understand now! I was like wait… People don’t know their so’s parents name? Lol
Probably means full name, a lot of Africans have long ass names@@YourCrystalDealer
As an African, living in Africa….What?🤔
She wasn’t calling his dad’s first name. Duncan is his surname. I get your point though.
@@prettyinpinky5937😂😂😂girl what?! Cause I know my dad’s full name! Maybe that person didn’t grow up with their dad
The last time I had sleep paralysis I woke up exactly like James. I was screaming at this damn demon to not even approach me, I was already unable to move and I was praying and telling him to cease and desist.
I knew South African girlies would come through 😭😭💀
“Cuz I’ll start cutting stuff” 😂😂😂😂
Finally someone said the smell thing. I have that thing as well. You could be good looking and well dressed and your natural smell would seem bad to me. When I like someone they NATURALLY smell good to me. I would ask my gf after a shower "You smell good when did you put cologne?" and it would be her natural scent after a bath.
My ex had a bit of a sweaty smell sometimes and I felt like a soggy tampon everytime I got a whiff of it😔
When his wife tells you that you are too pretty for him... 😂
the joke is always funnier when james laughs unexpectedly 😂
2:57 The way James' nostrils FLARED with the stone face... whoooo boy, you KNOW he was contemplating homocide in that moment.
I realised I hated him when the idea of being on my own was mad attractive to me.
The idea of dumping his ass made me AROUSED.
So I did it and didn’t look back. His cheating chlamydia-ridden ass chased me for months. I never picked the phone up. I never answered the door. I just laughed at him from upstairs lol
Now I’m happily married and so is he. Somehow 😂
“You can’t even cheat” is outta pocket
Seeing James & Fuhad laugh like that... there's a reason South Africa is the country known for jokes & memes... 🇿🇦🤣
I started heating my ex husband, the more I had to field complaints about him like "Jess, you're really cool, but what's up with your husband?" (It wasn't money, wasn't looks, it wasn't personality- so they couldn't figure it out). That's when I realized I couldn't figure it out, either. That's when it hit me: he, a 33 year old, went after 19 year old me cuz I was a young fuckwit. I was the only 1 he had anything in common with & knew how to manipulate my "daddy issues" & pity. Then I realized he was a creep and I was taking so many drugs that didn't help me dissociate, anymore "during".
Yeah, the age gap toxicity is very real.
@@Emptytopfloorage gap toxicity 💀 what are you talking about
@@mehyeah2931 a 30 year old going after someone who basically just finished high school and has mental health issues, what are YOU on bout
lmao yall gotta show the ladies the same energy as the last one 🤣
Right...😂😂😂
When I found out my ex was cheating. And I confronted her as I knew the person and would interact with them on a regular basis. Her response was "we're just f*king" whilst looking down her nose at me. When I say my insides ruptured!!! I was crippled 😂😂😂
Sorry
I would be crying so hard I wouldn't be able to breathe. Omg
Sorry eh
9:41 I don’t love you anymore is hilarious
😂😂😂 This i why i am enjoying my peace being single and doing what i want when i want.Majority of relationships these days are savage and fake.If you in a real relationship you truly blessed.
When you have to fight the urge from rolling your eyes 🙄 everytime they speak
South African here. We famous for the most notorious reasons 😂
When you’ve been an afternoon gym goer your entire life & decided to start going at 4 in the morning just so I didn’t have to interact with him in the morning
None of James lil boxing/jujutsu skills paying off versus sleep paralysis demons😂😅
I’m losssinggggg it watching this hahahahahaha James is killing me ‘ what is that smell? Get the fuck out, love doesn’t live here anymore” DEADDDDDDDD
The level of offense James is taking is hilarious
The way I would've crashed out at the "you mean ex?"
I felt this way about a dude. So I broke up with him😊
...but he wouldn't _let_ me😂 Talkin' bout "we *gotta* work this out" holding me hostage and shit. After half an hour in circles I agreed to a """break""". Then I just avoided him.
When i was pregnant i would get bad sleep paralysis to the point i would open my eyes to my man with his eyes and mouth blacked out talking to me with a demonic voice and i was alone😭 that shit was the worse and almost gave me a damn heart attack
Emptying my phone battery! The gasp I gasped 🤣 ! Solid episode 🥰
Scientifically the smell thing is on point. A girlfriend in love will be able to smell her boyfriends b.o. in the midsts of other guys shirts. Some even admitted to smelling their boyfriends armpits and having smell blindness.
“Why u runnin round tellin random niggas I’m ur ex?!” 😅😅😂😂
My last gf told me that no one would ever love me while breaking up with me and 4 years later I'm still single. She wasn't lying 😂
Awww
when you want to cry when he wants to do the nasty ... when his breath on your skin hurts your skin ... when his chewing just sounds like its on a speaker or something ... when the sound of his voice makes you roll your eyes no matter what he is saying I COULD GO ON AND ON HAHAHAH
Bro was like "your ex bro🙅♂️"
Wasting my phone battery with that unsolicited ass I LOVE YOU text😭🤚🏾
The smell thing is REAL bro 😅😭🤣
That x symbol guy in the club wanted to die, thats crazy 🤣
That wake up scream sent me! I did that before and woke up the whole house. And that "I'm a grown man" 😅😅😅 As a woman I feel the same way!! Sleep paralysis demons need to show some respect around here!!
The way fuhad says "pissing me off" scares me and im not even in hes presents😂
These two are meant for each other period 😂😂😂
Can I just say THE QUALITY! You guys are the ones!
This thread and the one the men had just reinforced for me b that people would rather suffer in LITERAL HELL than be alone 😩 couldn't be me.
Hai james hi fuhad love you guys been watching for four years. You guys are a regular part of my day ❤
I'VE NEVER RELATED TO JAMES MORE THEN ON THE SMELL THING! 😂 the second I can smell you bad, love don't live here no more
Calling out his dad's name?!? 😂😂😂 damn that's beyond brutal
When u start wishing he came with a remote, where u could ||, >>, >, ■ or delete interactions/memories with/of him. Forever
4:31 the laugh progression! 😂😂
Completely unrelated to the content, Fuhad IS SUCH A ZADDY in these neutrals😍😍😍
I'm on board with the smell thing 100%
😂 this was Softcore...Gents are heartless 😅
Gents are homicidal you mean .. that’s not a flex
The first one is definitely me right now 😂😂😂
Fuhad got transparent for a sec. Damn I feel he’s pain.
As someone who experiences sleep paralysis quite often, I actually trained myself to snap out of it within a few seconds. You gotta focus really hard on trying to move smth, the fingers are usually not too hard. I just tell myself “I’m gonna move my fingers, NOW” and then move them. Took a few times but now it usually works. Just gotta remind yourself ‘hey my brain is awake and my brain controls my body’😂
I move the pinky of my toes
What James said about funky smells is part of the reason that makes girls feel like they have to pretend they don’t poop…