Your mom calls and you have the audacity to sound exasperated because OF COURSE you've already taken it out of the freezer, when really you haven't but you'll definitely do it in a bit once you've finished the level and she won't be none the wiser .... until she sends a message an hour later that she'll be home in 15 so go ahead and preheat the over and then the terror sets in and you're desperately trying to thaw half a chicken out in the microwave but you never get the setting right so that bitch's half frozen, half cooked and then headlights flood in through the kitchen windows as mom's car pulls up the driveway😭
Out with the mrs (fresh relationship) & my best friend, last thing i remember is shots few hrs before closing. Crash at hers, wake up in the morn and shes already left for work. Me: "morning babe, how're you today. crazy night last night yadda yadda". Her reply: "dont speak to me"........... had me STRESSED thinking i've ruined a gd thing before its really began. I always remember my nights, but was feeling myself with the new GF and my homeboy so got a bit loose and lost the last hr or 2 of the night. Turns out my best pal decided to get her to do that as a prank and they both had a chuckle, got me pacing her living room for half a day working out wtf i did wrong 😂😂😭😭
If any of you went to school in Southern Africa, do you remember the Afrikaaner teachers and dads in their short shorts, long socks (in Winter esp) and farmers shoes 😂😂😂
Not sure if you'll ever see this, bt if you ever see women complaining about men on podcasts we ARE NEVER referring to you guys ❤ love your content, glad you guys are going strong
My wife messaged me a few days ago this is what she sent “WTF!! we need to talk I’ll call you later” When I tell you my heart and appetite dropped instantaneously. I nervously called her and she didn’t answer I paced for an hour thinking oh shit, oh shit.
great video, but i personally was waiting for the: when she text you. "The month is almost over and i haven't gotten my period yet 👀" as a young lad that shit right there broTHA makes you lose weight instantly. dont ask me how i know 🤣🤣
I remember my college roommate texted me and said her boyfriend ate my leftovers. I was so mad, because they were leftovers from visiting home (Fried chicken, collard greens, potato salad, corn bread).
That …. It’s one thing eating your roommates leftovers…. That’s rude enough. Eating your girlfriend’s roommates leftovers, in a house that’s not yours…. Straight to jail.
“I hope you enjoy your ice cream and the shirt I picked out for you”I won’t even look around… I’ll just go into full blown sprint. I’ll be the new Forrest Gump cos I will run for months.
I was starting to talk to this one guy that my friend liked too and he said, "I like you both. You're really fun, but (insert friend's name) is more acceptable to bring around my parents."
I was texting one gyal from Ireland, then at 2am I had a few missed calls, them a message saying I know your from London, we are coming for you, boi was I shit scared lolol.....
@bubbly912 after 3 days of stressing out.....she had tried calling me, but all I did was throw the SIM away, and got a new number.....I don't even kno if they came to London....
@alb.88 i kept it cordial and said, "we're friends, and I never got a hint you wanted more." My friends say i should have said yes and clapped some cheeks
almost the same at my work we have ear pieces my manager says over it miranda come to the office mans needed to ask how to spell my last name my heart dropped
2:06 my mom was the one looking for me😂😂😂 Around dismissal they even called me during the intercom 😅 I took the school bus home. My ex even pointed to my mom’s car in front and thought it’ll be funny. I’m like “Sir I have family that gaf. A West Indian family to be exact and I can’t survive this.”😅
Damn the one where they talked about the ice cream date in the shirt she picked out for him… shit is so relatable. 😭😭😭 Letting them wear our couples items and wearing shit I picked out for him smh. Gave me ptsd hearing that lol.
There used to be a website where you could turn your teachers in the South Park characters and I turned my business teacher into one and got suspended for it Edit: it stayed up on the wall all year it was hilarious
When I was in school I skipped school and would have a friend call in and say I was sick and my dad showed up to the school looking for me but this was before cellphones so I didn't know he showed up to the school and I went home later that day acting as if I just got out of school but my dad already knew I didn't go. I got in so much trouble 😂 not just from my dad but from the school as well. The text about the dad looking for his kid at the school made me think of that.
Anytime I get a text (especially from a hun) saying "We need to talk", no matter who it is, the fear of god always seeps in😭
Ntwana😭😭😭swear I feel the Rath of all the Greek God's on my soul. Pause😭😭😭
@@012ghost chief, mjolo is not for the faint hearted😭☠️
SA 🇿🇦
@@khaliphamlambo1562 😌🇿🇦
@@khaliphamlambo1562 😌🇿🇦
That "FAMMMM!!" killed me lol ☠️😂
When I was a little thief 😂😂😂😂
Gotta spin the bonnet thing be like one of your boys just got locs started, something to say while you're packing at least
"we need to talk.....".......that one scares the hell out of me!
First comment....love y'all...come to Kenya🇰🇪😂❤
Stay safe if you live near the protests ❤ hope those protesting stay safe 🇿🇦 love from SA, wish we could be as bold as your people
Wacha watulie taxation Iko juu😂😂
As an adult, I realize that mom should’ve taken her own chicken out the freezer before SHE went to work. 😂 😂😂 unnecessary stress!!
Right😂 like who was taking the chicken out when I was too small to reach the freezer? You wanna change the routine 10yrs in and I'm the bad guy?!😂😂😂😂
@@goddesslafwa7704 Facts!
Smh smh....you guys are trash...
Why would you say something so bold, true yet controversial lol 😆
Facts! Chicken takes a while to defrost. You waiting until the kid comes home and only giving that a couple of hours? 😂
I was stone faced until "he used to wear P.E. shorts but he wasn't the P.E. teacher" .. That's hilarious for some reason.
Same hahaha, talking bout "He was ready for anything!" lol
Im not okay😂😂😂
The dad looking for you one... Bruuuuuuuuuhh!! I would go cry in the bathroom!!
"Your dad's in school looking for you" gave me images of Terminator 2 where the T-1000 is walking round the shopping mall looking for John Connor
James could write a book 😂😂
“The police are outside -run!”😂😂
That first one made me flinch.
When I tell you I INHALED a breath I didn't even know I was holding 😭
the chicken out the freezer was deadass my childhood too
everyone's really
Your mom calls and you have the audacity to sound exasperated because OF COURSE you've already taken it out of the freezer, when really you haven't but you'll definitely do it in a bit once you've finished the level and she won't be none the wiser .... until she sends a message an hour later that she'll be home in 15 so go ahead and preheat the over and then the terror sets in and you're desperately trying to thaw half a chicken out in the microwave but you never get the setting right so that bitch's half frozen, half cooked and then headlights flood in through the kitchen windows as mom's car pulls up the driveway😭
There needs to be a cartoon series of James in high school
I HEAR this!!!!!
Absolutely
Why do I think they are cheaters? They seem to be compassionate with the cheating texts. 😅
I clocked this too💀… the cheating texts and tweets are always too relatable
@@reginafromrio nahh they just like playing into the scenarios🤣
@@junglekxngtalksanime Fair for internet fodder
They have confirmed to have cheated in the past a bunch.
@@Yxcvbnmxy ok fair
That 'She found out' text will have you shook.
Out with the mrs (fresh relationship) & my best friend, last thing i remember is shots few hrs before closing. Crash at hers, wake up in the morn and shes already left for work. Me: "morning babe, how're you today. crazy night last night yadda yadda". Her reply: "dont speak to me"........... had me STRESSED thinking i've ruined a gd thing before its really began. I always remember my nights, but was feeling myself with the new GF and my homeboy so got a bit loose and lost the last hr or 2 of the night.
Turns out my best pal decided to get her to do that as a prank and they both had a chuckle, got me pacing her living room for half a day working out wtf i did wrong 😂😂😭😭
Cheat day with a lil sidey 😩😭
That was cute!
James being worried that Fuhad didn't bel him back is so on brand
If any of you went to school in Southern Africa, do you remember the Afrikaaner teachers and dads in their short shorts, long socks (in Winter esp) and farmers shoes 😂😂😂
The boer combo never fails them🤣🤣and sometimes they'll go further by not wearing socks or shoes at all☠️
Ntwana my rugby coach😭😭😭broer always wore shorts. 5am in the freezing cold winter daiman wearing shorts😭😭😭😭swear them broers are a different breed
Don’t forget the puffer jacket and shorts combo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@junglekxngtalksanimeshort shorts, hemp, boots and cap. Boer is done 😂
And that farmer hemp/shirt. That was their uniform 😂😂 and it was always the same khaki/brown colours
You out! I hope Mr. Henderson gets to see this😂😂😂😂
U ate my leftovers😭😭😭😭😭😭
Not sure if you'll ever see this, bt if you ever see women complaining about men on podcasts we ARE NEVER referring to you guys ❤ love your content, glad you guys are going strong
FAACTSS!
I agree a 100% we love our daddies😊❤
They never need to put the mics away!! Love them ❤❤❤
Glazing hard 🚨
@@Nitro15 proudly so, they're hard workers
My wife messaged me a few days ago this is what she sent
“WTF!! we need to talk I’ll call you later”
When I tell you my heart and appetite dropped instantaneously. I nervously called her and she didn’t answer I paced for an hour thinking oh shit, oh shit.
😂😂😂😂😂💀
spill the tea man..
great video, but i personally was waiting for the:
when she text you. "The month is almost over and i haven't gotten my period yet 👀"
as a young lad that shit right there broTHA makes you lose weight instantly. dont ask me how i know 🤣🤣
I remember my college roommate texted me and said her boyfriend ate my leftovers. I was so mad, because they were leftovers from visiting home (Fried chicken, collard greens, potato salad, corn bread).
That …. It’s one thing eating your roommates leftovers…. That’s rude enough.
Eating your girlfriend’s roommates leftovers, in a house that’s not yours…. Straight to jail.
🤣🤣🤣
Your roommate didn’t want to get beat up!
“I hope you enjoy your ice cream and the shirt I picked out for you”I won’t even look around… I’ll just go into full blown sprint. I’ll be the new Forrest Gump cos I will run for months.
Typical Nigerian message that will break your heart: Bro are you sure it is here you charged your phone 😂😂💀
I was starting to talk to this one guy that my friend liked too and he said, "I like you both. You're really fun, but (insert friend's name) is more acceptable to bring around my parents."
6:05 my Life Sciences teacher wears our school rugby shirt EVERYDAY 😭
I was texting one gyal from Ireland, then at 2am I had a few missed calls, them a message saying I know your from London, we are coming for you, boi was I shit scared lolol.....
Omg😳..what happened then?
@bubbly912 after 3 days of stressing out.....she had tried calling me, but all I did was throw the SIM away, and got a new number.....I don't even kno if they came to London....
All I’m saying is James has a GREAT memory!!! Cause how do you remember all that😂
"Why aren't we dating?" Is there a good answer for that
"Bc you keep asking me stupid questions like that and it just makes me not want. Stop asking me and maybe we will" 😂😂
@@alb.88Yeah right
@alb.88 i kept it cordial and said, "we're friends, and I never got a hint you wanted more."
My friends say i should have said yes and clapped some cheeks
@@unathisilo4941 I respect your approach more. There's no point in stringing someone along
almost the same at my work we have ear pieces my manager says over it miranda come to the office mans needed to ask how to spell my last name my heart dropped
James's story ends at 6:16. Sorry, didnt come for story time😂😂I came for the title of this video
Seeing this as he starts 😂
Thank you😂😂😂
Saamee😂
Fuhads gasp when James said "Look at yourself"🤣🤣🤣
Fuhad is wearing two watches?
got a text that did me bad, was scared and couldn't respond for days,, the baby its definitely yours gave me flashbacks
2:06 my mom was the one looking for me😂😂😂
Around dismissal they even called me during the intercom 😅
I took the school bus home.
My ex even pointed to my mom’s car in front and thought it’ll be funny. I’m like “Sir I have family that gaf. A West Indian family to be exact and I can’t survive this.”😅
I don’t give a shit bout my browser history no more 😭 you shouldn’t be in there either ways 😂
I'm convinced james has a story for every damn thing on this earth. What ever the scenario, bring it.
Perfect timing I just sat down to take a shit
Jesus Christ loves you everyone and He will never forsake you ❤
She said no
Look at yourself😂😂😂😂😂
Damn the one where they talked about the ice cream date in the shirt she picked out for him… shit is so relatable. 😭😭😭
Letting them wear our couples items and wearing shit I picked out for him smh. Gave me ptsd hearing that lol.
those cans are empty
There used to be a website where you could turn your teachers in the South Park characters and I turned my business teacher into one and got suspended for it
Edit: it stayed up on the wall all year it was hilarious
Damn…. The air you guys have where you stay gotta taste pretty good for the both of you to take sips out of empty cans! 👀🤣🤣🤣🤣
That "your dad is in school looking for you" text😭😭😭
Browsing history too much 😂😂😂😂😂😂TBH i can relate to most of this council est built different
ShxtsnGigs is like tales by Jameslight with a little reaction.
Lmaoo bruh dad in school looking for you, use to have my heart beating abnormally
Picture followed with, who is she?!
The merch link doesn't work, bruh!
😂😂😂
The reception bit by james gave man flashbacks
Another one would be "you gotta go"
Is that Liquid Death in the back?
Brazzer history
Imagine "that cat just died"
💙💙💙
When I was in school I skipped school and would have a friend call in and say I was sick and my dad showed up to the school looking for me but this was before cellphones so I didn't know he showed up to the school and I went home later that day acting as if I just got out of school but my dad already knew I didn't go. I got in so much trouble 😂 not just from my dad but from the school as well. The text about the dad looking for his kid at the school made me think of that.
Love this thread 👏
FREE PALESTINE ❤
The did you mean to post that story James told was definitely a lie💀 can't prove it obvs, buts it's a lie😭
why they always say "what's a text that made your heart drop instantly?" before reading them??lol
Maybe so people who randomly drop in or only listening can get in with the program faster
Probably because their episodes are in podcast form too so it’s more for the listeners
Kinda good girl, 38 years old, living away from my mom, but "Your mom's on the road hunting you."