Right!! When he started talking about his 'Routine' I legit said out loud "and creaming your batty is sus!!" Honestly just take care of the spaces you want other people to get close to! 😂😂 be demure, be fucking mindful!!🤣
@@nifaha.4832 right! I thought I was meticulously but I just lotion my crack LOL. I ain’t touching on my gooch like that. As James said, my gooch is never dry💀💀.
Lool its kinda weird, but for us, 'cream' is a verb. We use it instead of 'moisturise.' And when I hear it, I think of applying lotion before anything else 👀 😂
I feel like this is the difference between having a white mom and having a black mom. Because I’ve never not known to put lotion everywhere or wash my legs.
I don't know if it's a white/black thing. My mom and dad are white and I learned to wash everywhere 😅 when I take a shower, I go to work. It's like detailing a car.
It was like a thing all over the internet for a minute that white people don't wash their legs and they were like proudly, exclaiming that only poor people aka black people wash their legs or use anything besides their hands to wash themselves🫢@@reginafromrio
Fuhad and Rem saying they moisturize everywhere is a type of energy I'm on. I wish my husband would follow suit. James is saying that cuz his light bright ass can get away with it. 🤣🤣🤣
Female here 🙋🏻♀️ I get myself & our 2 kids ready for an outing before hubby’s even done then I still get blamed for not anticipating something hubby forgot 🤦🏻♀️
It’s so annoying! I fixed myself & our 2 kids, I even prepack the baby bag the night before sometimes so all I need to do is prep formula the day of. All he had to do was fix himself & then he still gets annoyed when i didnt anticipate his stuff up even after repeatedly reminding him then he still forgets!
James better watch out! Them white genes be needing that moisture even MORE!! Rem got it right. If it got skin, it gets creamed! 🤣🤣 On a serious tip, this chat Fuhad had about being late resonated so deep with me when it first aired. I realized I am the exact same way! I have been making an effort to factor in all that little shit and its been working! I feel so much less stress! 💜
I think like 80% of the mandem let thier tool hang below... This is my first time hearing that there was another way😂... Fuhad needs to be investigated😂
first of all Fuhad is a serial summmn cuz resting ya tool on the toilet seat is brazzyyyy! the amount of germs on that bih!? nahhh & secondly james you nearly broke me with the power stance comment.. sitting on the toilet looking like an institutionalised man gaurding his meal in the damn dinner hall... XD
@@lm3729you need to talk to y’all’s representatives then because hella white people are coming out unprovoked to announce that they don’t wash their legs, wash cloths are “dirty” to them, and they don’t lotion. Plenty I’ve met in person have admitted the same as well. Seems like MOST don’t
@@delilahdrummond4076 “white” is not a monolith though. There are Swedes, Estonians, Russians, Germans, Polish, Greek, French, Italian and yes Spanish people (from Spain) the list goes on. American Whites, and possibly the French (all French, not just white apparently) may fall under this category. As far as “representatives”, no one speaks for me or any “group” collectively. That again, would signify a monolith. Just like black people are not a monolith, neither are the very diverse people that are white. Whites break down into race and culture, like Asians from Chinese, Japanese, Laos, Thai, Vietnamese, etc. It is ignorant to categorize any group and wash them with a monolithic brush. It shows that you are not well traveled and live in a very limited bubble. History is rich with various stories of various cultures, “whites” and so called representatives from them is far too vague for people that understand the wide array that are humans across the land scape
10:22 ‘ don’t judge’ ….oh I’m judging hard, brother 😂 The point of scrubbing is to exfoliate the dead skin cells. Dead skin cells don’t get washed off with just water. You need mechanical action. You must scrub the feet for sure. Especially as a teen AND as you get older. Less stinky feet, dull skin and cracked heels. It’s a win-win.
Clapping for Fuhad about the lotion.👏Guys, lotion up everywhere, we love it too when your skin is as smooth as ours and not dry! And add some extra TLC on the knees and elbows, everybody needs it, men and women alike. It makes a world of difference. Now if you go the extra mile and pick the lotion that goes with that cologne you wear that you know we love, you'd have us in the palm of your hand. Just saying. 😮💨
When they started talking about moisturizing.... all i could think about was Doctor Who (i think it was samantha or something....) "Moisturize me, Moisturize me 😆 😂😅"
the last question was too wild haha I have this issue living in Asia. For whatever reason, some of their toilet bowls are smaller or slant in the front occasionally. The amount of times I've been dumping and my tool hits the front of the inside of the bowl is CRAZY. I've had to scoot back or semi-hover many times because there wasn't enough room to let it hang "in the air" like I'm used to in the states. Glad I'm not the only one that has thought of this haha
James giving himself a facials but calling lotion on the hamstrings sus is WIIIIIIIIIIILD
If you a guy and your not taking care of your skin, your a fool. roflmao.
James is wild calling moisturizing sus when he's the most sus of them all 😂😂😂😂
Dude I came here to Sam’s that because what do you mean 😂
Right!! When he started talking about his 'Routine' I legit said out loud "and creaming your batty is sus!!" Honestly just take care of the spaces you want other people to get close to! 😂😂 be demure, be fucking mindful!!🤣
💯 😂😂😂😂
Why James routine s actually wilder than moisturizing our ass😂
Did he hear himself talkin😂
The dichotomy of it all
“You cream your gooch?” is a crazy question😭😭😭
THE CRAZIEST!
Is more crazy that rem is putting lotion down there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@nifaha.4832 right! I thought I was meticulously but I just lotion my crack LOL. I ain’t touching on my gooch like that. As James said, my gooch is never dry💀💀.
Crazy to Americans. We Brits call it cream what you call lotion thats why 😂
@@haddingtoniangcp2464 I bet it is; dialectical differences are funny like that. I’m not American though. Choose another colony lol.
James not doing things because he thinks it looks gay but then describing the gayest face treatment and moisturizing routine is hilarious 😂
And confirms he is actually gay tbh
lololololol yessssssssssssssssssss
LOL
Won't moisturise his butt cheek but goes all in with that "misting" technique 😂
Facts 😂. I was dying when he was describing his after shower routine
Fuhad w the cheeky flex he knows his package long 🤣🤣
That’s a measurement
FUCKIN THIS!!!!!!! 🤣
Right...😂
😂
Tell them you have a big John without telling them without you have a big John 🤣🤣🤣
The way they say “I cream everywhere” so many times casually without thinking about anything sexual has me judging myself 🤣🫣
I didn't wanna be the one to say it 🤣
Lool its kinda weird, but for us, 'cream' is a verb. We use it instead of 'moisturise.' And when I hear it, I think of applying lotion before anything else 👀 😂
Him saying moisturizing is sus but then showing his face routine and how he dries the mist 😂😂😂 lmao bro you’re the definition of sussss
Too sus to rub the batty 😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂
The white in James was loud this episode 😂😂😂😂😂
Same thing I just said 🫢
That’s what I was thinking 😂 he probably just started using a wash cloth
😂
Faaaaacts
Exactly what i was thinking 😂😂😂
Fuhad and Rem will be all shining and glistening at the age of 80, moisturising their bodies and James man will be all shrivelled
James will only glisten from the front😂😂😂😂
And flaking 😂😂😂
James not moisturizing is insaneeeeeee😂
James showed his light skindedness with that lotion bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆😆😆😆
I feel like this is the difference between having a white mom and having a black mom. Because I’ve never not known to put lotion everywhere or wash my legs.
I don't know if it's a white/black thing. My mom and dad are white and I learned to wash everywhere 😅 when I take a shower, I go to work. It's like detailing a car.
It was like a thing all over the internet for a minute that white people don't wash their legs and they were like proudly, exclaiming that only poor people aka black people wash their legs or use anything besides their hands to wash themselves🫢@@reginafromrio
Bruddah… I said exactly this. It’s very different.
If you grow up hearing the word ashy long enough you learn NOT to be that ashy person they're talking 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
James is the last one to call something sus especially the way he just described how he mists his face and applies his oils is CRAZY!! 😂😂
I'm still not letting James slide...he can't be on some sus things every week but draw the line at putting lotion on his ass😤🤣🤣
Right 🤣 I couldn’t believe my ears
@@liyahadams5781 I will not have it🤣🤣
In this same video he was talking about he like anal. He is mad sus 😂😂
Thinking that putting lotion on your ass is sus, is the most sus thing of all 🤣😂🤣😂
The amount of judgement I passed as James described his routine is insane 😂. Lotioning just the front of your body and upper back is diabolical.
The back of James is gonna look CRAZY in 20 years.
Tell them you have a big John without telling them you have a big John - Fuhad 🤣🤣🤣
He knew what he was doing 😂
As a single mom with a son, I appreciate the convo's on going to the toilet lol It's something I never thought about as a woman.
"if i have a dry guch; im going to hospital" threw me 😂😂😂😂😂
Fuhad and Rem saying they moisturize everywhere is a type of energy I'm on. I wish my husband would follow suit. James is saying that cuz his light bright ass can get away with it. 🤣🤣🤣
No ash 😂
Keep creaming, Rem… your WIFE APPRECIATES YOUR HYGIENE!!!❤
He's married??
@AdaAdaAdanna he proudly wears a black wedding band.
@@AdaAdaAdannayes he is so dry your tears desperado
On the seat has got to be the CRAZIEST thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
I was gonna give him a pass for just going nr 2, but then he said he plops it up there AFTER pissing! 😄
Resting your thing on the seat is wild...
Bro letting the jewels hang/chill on the seat is wild😂
Wait, wouldn't jewels mean balls or the whole package? I assumed he meant just his dick, which was weird enough!
Female here 🙋🏻♀️ I get myself & our 2 kids ready for an outing before hubby’s even done then I still get blamed for not anticipating something hubby forgot 🤦🏻♀️
The one that's early first, will always get blamed for the thing the late one forgot or didn't anticipate!
It’s so annoying! I fixed myself & our 2 kids, I even prepack the baby bag the night before sometimes so all I need to do is prep formula the day of. All he had to do was fix himself & then he still gets annoyed when i didnt anticipate his stuff up even after repeatedly reminding him then he still forgets!
That just how great u are girl that scoring a 96% disappoints the f outta him.
Sounds like you married a child
Weaponised incompetence
James be like, “ I need scientific evidence of what creaming your gooch does for your body” 🙄
James is see through light, why are we surprised he doesn't lotion 😂
In James's defense, I'm light skin too and yeah we get ashy. It's sometimes just a little harder to tell 🤣🤣
The quick “don’t judge” hahaha
REM would be smoothhhhh
James better watch out! Them white genes be needing that moisture even MORE!! Rem got it right. If it got skin, it gets creamed! 🤣🤣
On a serious tip, this chat Fuhad had about being late resonated so deep with me when it first aired. I realized I am the exact same way! I have been making an effort to factor in all that little shit and its been working! I feel so much less stress! 💜
James LOVES when Fuhad calls him “daddy”, has a full face routine but thinks moisturizing is gay?! Yea ok😂😂
Being American and hearing them say cream in this context is crazy 😂
What do you think cream means anywhere else?
@@Mya_watercream === bodily fluids in certain contexts
@@blessingaliu123 Exacty. _Certain_ context. Body cream is known in more places then it is not.
@@blessingaliu123 Means the same in other countries lol
@@Mya_water cream means male nut in America. When a man creams all over, he nuts all over, usually a woman and usually in prawn industry
James having a 50 step face care routine but drawing the cleanliness line at washing your lower body is crazy 😂 his white side is jumping out
I learned a new word... Gooch?!?! 😅😂😂😂
I'm fighting demonsssss 😂😂😂 iykyk !!!
Resting on the seat is wicked work 🤣🤣
I think like 80% of the mandem let thier tool hang below... This is my first time hearing that there was another way😂... Fuhad needs to be investigated😂
Its James having more extensive facial regime than me (a women), but paranoid about things being sus! 😂
Y’all have the most embarrassing conversations 😂😂😂😂 That last question and answers spun me 🤣🤣🤣
Always a great conversation, but someone definitely pooted at 19:22 😂🤣🤣 and just kept it moving!
Only because you replayed it 15 times
It’s James calling his shins calf’s for me 😭🤣🤣
Fuhad Said he got a LONG JOHNNN😜🤪
My partner left me for a week. I called his friend over to empty out the bins 😂😂.
1:22 guys do this when their women have babies. “I wouldn’t go looking if you weren’t giving all your attention to the baby”.
No...not guys....unstable narcissistic men do this. Advice...leave him.
I didn’t know people were out here not washing their legs in the shower
I am cracking up about how you sit on the seat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It makes no sense why this discussion is so funny
My husband just left for a work trip and I literally asked him what day the bins go out. I’ve lived here two years. It’s his job…period!
I didn't have learning that James walks around ashy on my bingo card today
Fuhad as if you rest it on the seat!? You’re not coming to my yard! 😂
“I couldn’t hear that” kills me every time 😂😂😂😂
first of all Fuhad is a serial summmn cuz resting ya tool on the toilet seat is brazzyyyy! the amount of germs on that bih!? nahhh & secondly james you nearly broke me with the power stance comment.. sitting on the toilet looking like an institutionalised man gaurding his meal in the damn dinner hall... XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯
James was on one in this episode! 😂 and Fuhad resting on the seat was hilarious!
10:29 that’s that white side.
My thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂
Ent
💯
Literally!!! Said the saaaaame thing and looked on the screen immediately and saw this comment 😂
James’s showering routine is giving mixed race vibes 😂😂😂
I just laughed out loud in a packed gym when James said ‘if someone finds ash on my gooch, im going to the hospital’ 😂😂
I’m a woman and 100% agree with the text one. it’s for a message not a conversation or your Tedtalk 😂
Resting it on the seat is straight barbaric 😂
He sayin it’s sus what they did lmao but went full flamboyant doin his face treatment 😂😂
“The amount of pressure to perform” and he’s on about a game is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Black moms have you growing up moisturizing everything. That’s wild James
White moms too. It’s fair to say that not all groups of people are monoliths.
@@lm3729you need to talk to y’all’s representatives then because hella white people are coming out unprovoked to announce that they don’t wash their legs, wash cloths are “dirty” to them, and they don’t lotion. Plenty I’ve met in person have admitted the same as well. Seems like MOST don’t
@@delilahdrummond4076 “white” is not a monolith though. There are Swedes, Estonians, Russians, Germans, Polish, Greek, French, Italian and yes Spanish people (from Spain) the list goes on. American Whites, and possibly the French (all French, not just white apparently) may fall under this category. As far as “representatives”, no one speaks for me or any “group” collectively. That again, would signify a monolith. Just like black people are not a monolith, neither are the very diverse people that are white. Whites break down into race and culture, like Asians from Chinese, Japanese, Laos, Thai, Vietnamese, etc. It is ignorant to categorize any group and wash them with a monolithic brush. It shows that you are not well traveled and live in a very limited bubble. History is rich with various stories of various cultures, “whites” and so called representatives from them is far too vague for people that understand the wide array that are humans across the land scape
@@lm3729 thank you for mansplaining nationalities to me. I was not aware there were other countries, much appreciated
@@delilahdrummond4076 right? That dissertation was so unnecessary! 😂
I’m literally taking the bins out while listening to this! 🤯
Them saying cream is madness
8:39 rem killed meeee 😭😭😭
I don't let it rest, neither hang in there, I hold it till I'm done😎
Resting his Mr while shit is hilarious 😂😂😂 these guys are crazy 😂😂
"so ur back is dry as fk🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
20:00 im gasping for air this is hilarious
GUILLERMO!!! I already know the "little Mexican" guy interviewing LeBron was Guillermo!!
Get a lotion brush ... You can get lotion on every part of your back!
As big as Fuhads hands are I believe him. 😅
yeah yeah, it's different, yeah yeah had me rollin'
This shit has me dying laughing 🤣 Im glad I get to work solo cuz I just can't right now!!!!
Not only do i rest it. I make a tissue bed for mine. If i let it hang it'll be skimming the toilet water
Same. I can't stand it touching any parts of the toilet. I even just wrap it in tissue sometimes
Big D problems. Yall are blessed
FACTSSSS
"Whatchu mean ofcou-" Fuhad was flabbergasted 😂
James! James! James! Sir hahahahahahaha
Lotion/oil/moisturize/cream EVERYWHERE!! Gouch included. You're welcome.
10:22 ‘ don’t judge’ ….oh I’m judging hard, brother 😂
The point of scrubbing is to exfoliate the dead skin cells. Dead skin cells don’t get washed off with just water. You need mechanical action. You must scrub the feet for sure. Especially as a teen AND as you get older. Less stinky feet, dull skin and cracked heels. It’s a win-win.
another banger as usual
Cream in the batty is crazy…😂
A woman already has a pumpum made for it! What’d you want with her back door?
*That is sus.*
Clapping for Fuhad about the lotion.👏Guys, lotion up everywhere, we love it too when your skin is as smooth as ours and not dry!
And add some extra TLC on the knees and elbows, everybody needs it, men and women alike. It makes a world of difference.
Now if you go the extra mile and pick the lotion that goes with that cologne you wear that you know we love, you'd have us in the palm of your hand.
Just saying. 😮💨
Bro!!! Rem wheezing off camera is sendin me! 🤣🤣🤣
James you'll need to wash your undercarriage with Head & Shoulders! Must be like a snowstorm when you de-kek!😂
The zoom-in and quick out at 14:35 is hilarious
James' hammys look like the sahara
1:25 I’m laughing but I’m hurting 😭😂
Same
James..... what is wrong wid ur dry self...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
James stoppppp..... why are you so sus 😂.... 🤣
11:48 why James lick his lips asking about the gooch 😂😅😂
I started watching bc i liked to look at james' glow. Now we know. Its the oil🧖♂️
When they started talking about moisturizing.... all i could think about was Doctor Who (i think it was samantha or something....)
"Moisturize me, Moisturize me 😆 😂😅"
For the entirety of the lotion hygiene convo, all I could think was... "Rich coming from the guy who doesn't wash his legs" 😆
Mean muggin the sink had me cackling
Resting your boy on the seat is absolutely absurd… 😂😂
I am very glad james put that into perspective for me @13:30
This is why I am a big proponent of separate homes…You have your own space, I have mine and we meet up when needed
So you can rub your batty to wash it but not to cream it.. Okay James, makes sense 🙃
I pray to God Fuhad only does that at his house and not at a public toilet cause ain't no way lol
“Takes 5 minutes to get ready” followed by a description of an hour long oils and moisturising routine.
the last question was too wild haha I have this issue living in Asia. For whatever reason, some of their toilet bowls are smaller or slant in the front occasionally. The amount of times I've been dumping and my tool hits the front of the inside of the bowl is CRAZY. I've had to scoot back or semi-hover many times because there wasn't enough room to let it hang "in the air" like I'm used to in the states. Glad I'm not the only one that has thought of this haha
You can tell who had a black mum and who didn’t 🤭