I’m on the fence with this one. Used to believe that, now I just think women tend to be passive so when they “act like men”, we’re all thrown off. Like the man who was sleeping with his woman’s daughter and 6 months pregnant. Minus the baby, that’s on the same level as women sleeping with their exes dads. Both trifling but somehow we see fury in the women.
(Papa was a rolling stone) (Wherever he laid his hat was his home) (And when he died) All he left us was (Alone) (Papa was a rolling stone) My son, yeah (Wherever he laid his hat was his home) (And when he died) All he left us was (Alone) Well, well
For the majority of my childhood. I thought papa left them a loan. And I was PISSED that not only did this man abandon his children, he had the audacity to leave them in DEBT. 😂
1st one obviously doesn’t have the best relationship with the parents to be missing out in his wedding and TWO pregnancies…that’s at *least* 4-5 years of minimal to no contact with the parents😧
Yes! Also, James calling the older wife "an old bitch" yet I've heard him laugh about men's appalling behaviour many times. He's got some weird takes on women. He's funny but I bet he's single.
Y’all don’t understand how poignant those Temptation bars are. The next line was “and when he died, all he left me was aloooone” 😮💨 being that ain’t shit is inspiring lmao
The way my head snapped back to the screen at 10:04 😂 I was thinking “Ah just some calm wire fraud to her mom or something, whatever” and Fuhad came out his mouth gang 💀💀
Reproductive biology student here: the phenomenon discussed at 14:00 is a 100% real occurrence. It occurs in a fraternal twin environment (two seperate ovaries are released instead of one) where two active male samples are present and one activates one ovary cause it to plant while the other sample activates the other ovary causing it to plant. As you can imagine it is an extremely rare occurrence. Not only is the chance of fraternal twins 2% out of twin births average but to have the presence of two samples as well as having both samples be equally fertile, plus the further chance of a dominant fertilisation by a single sample, leads this phenomenon to be approximately 0.01% of twin births, significantly lower when you apply the chance of twin births as opposed to single child births. What James is speaking about is identical twins which surprisingly enough only require a single male cell in order to fertilise the egg. This is because identical twins are born from the same ovum that splits as James states. However this cannot lead to the scenario described as only one sample is required to fertilise both twins.
My cousin introduced me and my sisters to his dad for the first time. When my cousin and his dad had left, my younger sister turned to me and said we didn’t just meet his dad, cause that man ain’t his dad! Then buss out laughing
Fuuuuuhad I love you happy Valentine’s Day. Same to you James. I soooooo love you guys. Y’all make my day and keep me laughing. To all reading this , may your day be super blessed and filled with joy. You are amazing and you’re loved❤❤❤❤❤❤
Same thing for me on the bio dad bit. I found out at 31 by the bio dad… my mom has lied to me and dad. I never told him. He passed away in October (4 years after I learned). He IS MY DAD - No matter biology. And my entire family knew but myself and dad… it really sucks but at least I had an amazing father.
My grandad just got off of child support. He’s 82. We thought he had just gotten off 7 years ago when we found out about my aunt. She’s 10 years younger than me. He’s been married to my grandma for 53 years.
I highly doubt that Fuhad is going to be trapped like that. James, on the other hand, he most likely would tap in. But, he will tell Fuhad about it, or get caught by Fuhad, and Fuhad's gonna tell his wife, brother ain't no cheat.
Identical twins, sperm joins egg and that fertilized egg splits to create two humans. Fraternal twins, two eggs are released and each egg gets its own sperm.
3:45 that dude was just securing his accommodation. so many dudes do that, not even a joke. get all up in the woman and get her stuck and you guarantee a place to stay
Hell my mom’s ex left her birthday party early when I was a kid. I overheard him say “my wife is having the baby”… Eventually I babysat that baby a😂🤣. Her and the older brother stopped coming around after they were old enough to recognize us in public
2:32 we basically rescyle allllll that effort we put into the relationship, the partnership, the SO, so when/if they burn you, the ammo is and has always been dormant in the heart of the mind. A woman scorned WILL ruin your day.
The woman who let the man live with her part: "From among these arise men who slyly work their way into households and captivate weak women loaded down with sins, led by various desires..." --2 Tim. 3:6
A wild story is the story of Indrani Mukerjea I will leave the name as it is and let you guys google it coz it is a wild story but it is long but every minute of this woman's shenanigans will keep your mind blown till the end. There is a good netflix doc about her.
8:50 something similar happened to me i was 8 and me and my mum saw some guy in town and it was my birthday she just went that your dad. i remember being like what?? turns out id been living a lie for 8 years and my “dad” is actually my stepdad. however he will always be considered as my real dad rather than my stepdad
At 14:20 I just want to say that it’s possible only if a woman has 2 uterus’s. And both sperms fertilized an egg that was being dropped from each uterus. I’m going to medical school and just thought it was interesting and saw that you guys did to and I wanted to give you the science behind it.☺️
The most diabolical thing I saw is of a close family I know, the mum left Africa with her 2 young daughters and left her husband behind. When she got to England she decided she was done with her husband and married another guy. Her eldest daughter loved her dad so much she never accepted the new husband (stepdad), in fact she led to the breakup of that marriage. Fast forward, the daughter is an adult now, in revenge, the mum sleeps with every boyfriend the daughter went out with including the new husband (son in law) the daughter is now married to. I caught her sitting on the then daughter's fiance's legs with her arms around his neck. The other daughter knew about all this and was complaining to me. And the daughter's boyfriends were all from the community and they would all talk and make fun out of the situation. It was embarrassing.
Well I can guarantee you this if my father had told me not to say that he was my father and I wasn't allowed to call him dad cuz I would mess everything up you best believe I would have one hell of a toast at the reception 😂
At least mom told her. I found out at 15 that my dad wasn’t my dad. Found out at 31 who my bio dad was. He was in my life more than “bio” dad was… My mother still doesn’t know I know. Or admit she knows I know… avoids it like her life will end if she says anything.
😂😂😂 the science is women who release two eggs that get fertilised by 2 different sperms produce fraternal twins. Nothing about egg splits 😂 bless y’all.
Why my mom gon tell me 20 yrs later that my dad might not actually be my dad. Ma’am that man is 64yo & she never told him. Told me after I done had 2 kids & started my own family lmao. Now I’m tryna find this man she claim may be my dad. She said I look like him too lawddd lmao this woman is a piece of work 🤦🏽♀️.
Lol!!! They would have to be faternal twins. Two different eggs dropped in one cycle and fertilized by two different sperm. One egg can't be fertilized by two different sperm. One egg splitting produces identical twins.
James' use of "malignant" is 100% accurate.
there are types of men that are just pigs.
Rem was correct. James just plays stupid.
What's a nan the story James was talkin bout at 08.54
Grandmother @@lavminky
That’s why I don’t believe in building men up - they will rise or fall on their own. Narcissistic ingrates
There has never been a truer statement than "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".😂
I’m on the fence with this one. Used to believe that, now I just think women tend to be passive so when they “act like men”, we’re all thrown off.
Like the man who was sleeping with his woman’s daughter and 6 months pregnant. Minus the baby, that’s on the same level as women sleeping with their exes dads. Both trifling but somehow we see fury in the women.
James has LIVED A LIFE I stg 😭
“That was your nan” BROOO 😱
3:53 that dude was absolutely trying to knock *somebody* up so he could have a guaranteed place to stay.
Yep it's giving dusty energy 😅!
@@cocomo3141 more like scrubs
The cheating with the granddad thing.....i couldnt respect either of my parents at that point straight no contact as soon as possible
"I couldn't hear my dad saying Sssss.."
James and Fuhad will kill us🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We will die happy with a smile on our faces...
“Is that a bar” has me 😂😂😂
'Malignant species'
Na wa!
As a woman I can't help but agree🤣🤣🤣❤❤
(Papa was a rolling stone)
(Wherever he laid his hat was his home)
(And when he died) All he left us was (Alone)
(Papa was a rolling stone) My son, yeah
(Wherever he laid his hat was his home)
(And when he died) All he left us was (Alone)
Well, well
For the majority of my childhood. I thought papa left them a loan. And I was PISSED that not only did this man abandon his children, he had the audacity to leave them in DEBT. 😂
@@krissy042389 🤣🤣🤣 one of the funniest lyrics misinterpretations i've ever heard
@@krissy042389yo😭😭
"Here we go with the biologicals again"🤣🤣
Also guys it applies to fraternal twins. They can have different dads. Identical twins are when the egg splits😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Right it’s 2 different eggs with fraternal twins.
COULD YOU IMAGINE THATS WILD
2 eggs at once 2 dads at once 😭
You got it wrong….the side dude left it in first then to cover it up or relieve her guilt she told her man to leave it in as well😂😂
"Enjoy your weekend" is mad
"Up to your gills in leave it ins" lmaoooo
This is the comment I was looking for! 😂😂😂
@@itsxchristianahx i heard that like EXCUUUUSE ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@pjruffin8276 it’s so British yet so Black British. It made my whole damn day 🤣🤣😂😂
BRUH 😂😂😂😂
1st one obviously doesn’t have the best relationship with the parents to be missing out in his wedding and TWO pregnancies…that’s at *least* 4-5 years of minimal to no contact with the parents😧
Yes! Also, James calling the older wife "an old bitch" yet I've heard him laugh about men's appalling behaviour many times.
He's got some weird takes on women. He's funny but I bet he's single.
Y’all don’t understand how poignant those Temptation bars are. The next line was “and when he died, all he left me was aloooone” 😮💨 being that ain’t shit is inspiring lmao
I thought the line was "a loan" instead of "alone"
The way my head snapped back to the screen at 10:04 😂
I was thinking “Ah just some calm wire fraud to her mom or something, whatever” and Fuhad came out his mouth gang 💀💀
The guy who made a pass at the friend's daughter, failed, and then went back to the friend is VILE. Just ICK
James is right with the Malignance. Some brothers are just either horndogs or bozos with no respect 😂😂
Reproductive biology student here: the phenomenon discussed at 14:00 is a 100% real occurrence. It occurs in a fraternal twin environment (two seperate ovaries are released instead of one) where two active male samples are present and one activates one ovary cause it to plant while the other sample activates the other ovary causing it to plant. As you can imagine it is an extremely rare occurrence. Not only is the chance of fraternal twins 2% out of twin births average but to have the presence of two samples as well as having both samples be equally fertile, plus the further chance of a dominant fertilisation by a single sample, leads this phenomenon to be approximately 0.01% of twin births, significantly lower when you apply the chance of twin births as opposed to single child births. What James is speaking about is identical twins which surprisingly enough only require a single male cell in order to fertilise the egg. This is because identical twins are born from the same ovum that splits as James states. However this cannot lead to the scenario described as only one sample is required to fertilise both twins.
And don’t forget the last line… “ and when he died all he left us was alone!” That’s F’n deep!
Malignant is the best way to describe it!
Folks are really evil out here😂😂😂
My cousin introduced me and my sisters to his dad for the first time. When my cousin and his dad had left, my younger sister turned to me and said we didn’t just meet his dad, cause that man ain’t his dad! Then buss out laughing
"Buss out laughing" what's even funny about that?
@@majesty9985 Sometimes when people are in shock, or disbelief they laugh. It wasn’t done maliciously.
The one with the father who wasn't her father I'd be threatening my mom for days 😂😂😂😂😂
I don't think it's like that, I believe he knows that he's not father, he doesn't think that the daughter knows.
James - be nice! Why is she "some old itch"? Not nice. She didn't do anything to anyone 😂 be nice!
“Why did you do that to me?” 😢😢😂
James needs help 😂😂😂🤣🤣 my fav ppl to watch 🙌🏾
6:25 sounds like The Bold & The Beautiful
Exactly! These stories make my family drama appear very vanilla...
Thankfully. 😂
i love this pod, you guys really are such a great duo to listen to
Not knowing the temptations as a black person is a little wild ngl
Happy Valentine’s Day🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🌹🌹🌹🌹
Fuuuuuhad I love you happy Valentine’s Day. Same to you James. I soooooo love you guys. Y’all make my day and keep me laughing.
To all reading this , may your day be super blessed and filled with joy. You are amazing and you’re loved❤❤❤❤❤❤
Up to your gills in leave-it-ins? 🤣😂🤣😂
3:50 now she has to call him Daddy
3:05 it was the daughter telling this story😂
The O'Jays Papa was a rolling stone...they hit hard.
The Temptations
Gossiping is wrong guys 😂
He's got stories 😂😂😂😂
FOR DAYYYSSSS. I LOVE IT!
Same thing for me on the bio dad bit. I found out at 31 by the bio dad… my mom has lied to me and dad. I never told him. He passed away in October (4 years after I learned). He IS MY DAD - No matter biology. And my entire family knew but myself and dad… it really sucks but at least I had an amazing father.
Happy Valentine's Day. Love you guys soooo much. Thanks again for the much needed laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍❤❤❤❤
Don’t invite losers into your space - there’s no coming back from the damage.
Two separate eggs are fertilized within a short time frame.
People out there living in soap operas. My life is so boring
For real! I haven't left my house all day and these man are out here impregnating their side ting's daughter in law. This is wild!
Be thankful for your boring life😂😂😂😂❤
@@letitiasd586 I am
There is no statute of limitations on murder. Thankfully
It’s when two eggs are released and both are fertilized. So they are fraternal twins with different fathers.
Not always
Loveeee yaaa guys 😭♥️♥️♥️ u r my favorites of all time ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
My grandad just got off of child support. He’s 82. We thought he had just gotten off 7 years ago when we found out about my aunt. She’s 10 years younger than me. He’s been married to my grandma for 53 years.
The mistress story is mad. Her grandchild is gonna be her stepchildren
5:28 mans’ cheating to the 2nd power
I feel James mum is the black parent 😂😂
Seriously 😂 as a woman, you need to fear God, otherwise, your revenge will know no bounds 🤞🏾
fuhads jumper is banging
I wanna know what wpuld Fuhad and James do if their mother-in-law propositioned them and would they tell their wife?
I think James would tap it. 🚩👀
Fuhad would run to his wife and tell her.
I highly doubt that Fuhad is going to be trapped like that. James, on the other hand, he most likely would tap in. But, he will tell Fuhad about it, or get caught by Fuhad, and Fuhad's gonna tell his wife, brother ain't no cheat.
Identical twins, sperm joins egg and that fertilized egg splits to create two humans.
Fraternal twins, two eggs are released and each egg gets its own sperm.
The stepdad one where the daughter refused him is so creepy. Cuz whos to say he wont be trying to sexually talk to his now daughter
Mo town fam😂😂😂😂nah James has a writer
For the pregnancy with two different dads- I think it’s her having two eggs that get fertilized at close times. 🤷♀️
That sounds like the plot to Netflix’s Desperate Lies
The twins with different dads works with 2 sperm and 2 eggs.
James, that story is not funny it’s wildly traumatic LMAO
Man said, raah is that the bar lololololol
3:45 that dude was just securing his accommodation. so many dudes do that, not even a joke. get all up in the woman and get her stuck and you guarantee a place to stay
Hell my mom’s ex left her birthday party early when I was a kid. I overheard him say “my wife is having the baby”… Eventually I babysat that baby a😂🤣. Her and the older brother stopped coming around after they were old enough to recognize us in public
What’s funny? You’re proud of your mom ?
You release multiple eggs and multiple eggs are fertilized and stick to the uterus. That's how you can have twins by multiple partners.
Well, he's married and he has 2 kids.The parents got what they wanted right
No lie, the grandparent story will probably happen to my kids 😂😂😂 cause it’s on sight when I see that lady
2:32 we basically rescyle allllll that effort we put into the relationship, the partnership, the SO, so when/if they burn you, the ammo is and has always been dormant in the heart of the mind. A woman scorned WILL ruin your day.
The woman who let the man live with her part:
"From among these arise men who slyly work their way into households and captivate weak women loaded down with sins, led by various desires..."
--2 Tim. 3:6
Went from Woman don't care who they take revenge from to A dude chasing a mother and daughter, seems both have a no shame
James and always calling ranodm anonymous dudes donnie🤣
14:57 she was open for business her transfer window was open
A wild story is the story of Indrani Mukerjea I will leave the name as it is and let you guys google it coz it is a wild story but it is long but every minute of this woman's shenanigans will keep your mind blown till the end. There is a good netflix doc about her.
That clock in and no show I've seen that at my job. That aunt was legit working somewhere else while she clocked in at that other job.
8:50
something similar happened to me i was 8 and me and my mum saw some guy in town and it was my birthday she just went that your dad. i remember being like what?? turns out id been living a lie for 8 years and my “dad” is actually my stepdad. however he will always be considered as my real dad rather than my stepdad
Humans can be hella messy 🫢🤭
At 14:20 I just want to say that it’s possible only if a woman has 2 uterus’s. And both sperms fertilized an egg that was being dropped from each uterus. I’m going to medical school and just thought it was interesting and saw that you guys did to and I wanted to give you the science behind it.☺️
And when he died... He died alone.
15:00 idk how men are malignant when women do this all the time but keep them dms flooded James 😂
The most diabolical thing I saw is of a close family I know, the mum left Africa with her 2 young daughters and left her husband behind. When she got to England she decided she was done with her husband and married another guy. Her eldest daughter loved her dad so much she never accepted the new husband (stepdad), in fact she led to the breakup of that marriage. Fast forward, the daughter is an adult now, in revenge, the mum sleeps with every boyfriend the daughter went out with including the new husband (son in law) the daughter is now married to. I caught her sitting on the then daughter's fiance's legs with her arms around his neck. The other daughter knew about all this and was complaining to me. And the daughter's boyfriends were all from the community and they would all talk and make fun out of the situation. It was embarrassing.
Well I can guarantee you this if my father had told me not to say that he was my father and I wasn't allowed to call him dad cuz I would mess everything up you best believe I would have one hell of a toast at the reception 😂
"im inpregnatning" hahahah
At least mom told her. I found out at 15 that my dad wasn’t my dad. Found out at 31 who my bio dad was. He was in my life more than “bio” dad was…
My mother still doesn’t know I know. Or admit she knows I know… avoids it like her life will end if she says anything.
😂😂😂 the science is women who release two eggs that get fertilised by 2 different sperms produce fraternal twins. Nothing about egg splits 😂 bless y’all.
Why my mom gon tell me 20 yrs later that my dad might not actually be my dad. Ma’am that man is 64yo & she never told him. Told me after I done had 2 kids & started my own family lmao. Now I’m tryna find this man she claim may be my dad. She said I look like him too lawddd lmao this woman is a piece of work 🤦🏽♀️.
Does your dad know? Did you tell him?
@@leoneagle8514 I don’t talk to that man.. he somewhere in my state lol.
bro no one gonna talk abt the fact that they synced up at 6:54
The woman in 14:02, It could also be that the woman released two eggs.
And yet the men wonder why women choose the bear….. 😅
Big up my generals, it happens if a woman releases 2 eggs each of which is fertilized by different men.
Fuhad doesn’t sound okay.
Didn't they post this already?
It’s two sperm and two eggs for fraternal twins.
They say all that about the male friend but not realizing women have been doing that since the dawn of society is peak irony.
the brother w the 2 kids and a wife 20 yrs older than him, id rather die before the truth comes out
Guys, it’s two separate eggs and two sperm. There’s no splitting.
What happened to Ellis
17:07 😮 Astagfirullah
Lol!!! They would have to be faternal twins. Two different eggs dropped in one cycle and fertilized by two different sperm.
One egg can't be fertilized by two different sperm. One egg splitting produces identical twins.
How old are the brother's kids? With that woman 20 years older? That was my first Q anyway 😂
My stepmom told me years ago that my dad thinks he might not be my actual father, according to her my mom was bumping uglies with my uncle too.
Whoever edits the cussing out in these videos is sleeping on the job, c'mon guys!