I was a fresh faced 18 year old. Taking the greyhound bus from Pensacola FL to Denver CO. I woke up to an old guy looking down on me from the seat behind me. "He said your very pretty". I said thanks and he said "You remind me of my daughter...can I have your number?" I got up and moved closer to the bus driver.
Not really, but it has been used in spell work. It's just a smell tag no different then when you smell a particular cookie and it reminds you of something. Or when a song comes on and it makes you think of someone.
The feet in the lap on the plane just reminded me of the time I was on a plane next to some guy that thought he was gods gift and was disturbed by the fact that I wasn’t interested and upon the flight attendant announcing our descent, he reached over and started rubbing my leg. To which I silently picked up his hand and removed it from my person. I literally could not believe it was real life
3:30😅😅😅was riding the Greyhound out of state 4years ago, to visit some people, dozed off, woke up laying on the man's next to me's shoulder, CUDDLED IN💀💀💀💀 I woke up dead😂😂😂😂i was so embarrassed i knew i had a gentle snore going on too. he said it was alright but i felt so bad😂😂😂😂
@@mr.jameson218 No, you goof. I meant from the guy's perspective. It made no sense for him to walk around the rest of the day "fearing for his life" like he said 🤦🏾♂️😂😂
The dog Walker creep story energy happens alll in the time for girls/women. Two night ago I was having a cig outside work on a quick break and some guy walking past asked for a cig but I said no sorry my baccy was downstairs and immediately started swearing at me and squaring up. He actually started shadow boxing and then tried to do a spin kick from 2 metres away and nearly fell over. Was too stunned to cringe. Still backed himself enough to carry on walking down the street shouting back at me calling me a sket. I’m 32. It was 16.00.. Guys are crazy out there
True story, 35 years ago when I was dating my husband, I used to wear eternity eau de parfum. One day he went home after work and searched all over his mom’s house because he could smell me and thought I was hiding. Turns out one of his sisters had started wearing the same cologne.
4 hours is like a decent amount of the UK itself if you travel straight up/down, whereas in the US you can travel for longer than that in some states and still be in that same state by the end of it
@@Willo3293 I’m aware of the size difference trust me. It was a joke clearly annotated by the laughing emoji and use of the phrase “lmao” Please check before you look to call me ignorant for a hee hee ha ha
whats mental is that people with glasses are suffering from disability and specsavers is just making bank, glasses should be free not £120-£300 average
14:55 Bro was moving like an african uncle with the audacity and entitlement bc wdym you're threatening me when you just said you just wanted to walk 😭😭
God gave me a golden heart after his own and a mind that rarely glitches and is good at solving, but in the visual department, homie was like, “nah-ah.” Imparement imparted. That people get to just see sh*t for free is an actual violation but still, He’s my guy.
17:25 reminds me of a time I was on the DLR coming home from uni. You got them metal poles hanging from the ceiling. This particular one was in a circle and I and my friends were all holding on to them and chatting. Suddenly I felt someone tickle my armpit and I obviously dragged my arm down. I turned around and saw this older white woman smiling at me. For context: I am a 6ft guy with a beard and was wearing a thobe. So were my friends. Also, the woman was one of the DLR staff members...
I once caught a whiff of my ex's cologne walking in a stadium at a soccer game. I looked up and five paces ahead of me was him and his new girlfriend...the one he cheated on me with. 🥴
Not me feeling offended when James spoke about his father's eyesight, as a Trini who wears glasses. I'm nearsighted and need Glasses when driving or just going outdoors.🤣🤣🤣🤣
James's dads long sight + James's mums short sight (I feel like even though he didn't quite get to mentioning his mum's eyesight due to veering off course whilst talking bout his dad, he was going to say it) = cancels each other out so James don't need to worry 😁
A man walks into by job. I took one look at him and said to myself what is this? He made b-line to my desk reaches for my cup of coffee and while pulling it to his awaiting lips he says. Oooh coffee can I have some? I told him go right ahead. He turned around and walked out with my Duncan donuts in his hand. I wanted to cry, not because he took my coffee but that was the best coffee they ever made for me. 🥺
i was on the bus once and at a stop a guy got up kissed me right on the face then ran off tthe bus......i immediately made eye contact with the other black lady on the bus we were stunned! The only crazier event I witnessed was at a job I had when this suuuuper intoxicated woman came in and said to the black man i was working with "I like your face, what type of black are you?" lmao brother said i felt like she wanted to buy me🤣
-5 and play basketball everyday with nearby friends let me tell you either my glasses got knocked off or i bleed because the nose thingy snap on my uppernose 😂
Lmaaooo one time I was walking into a liquor store and some guy came up to me and asked if my eyes were real and if he could touch them while putting his finger towards my eye 😭😭 I was so confused and scared 🤣😭
My glasses are -3s and some change, and I was hanging out with my mom the other day, and she was like, "I can see through the front how strong your script is" 🤣🤣💀💀😭😭 BTW my mom is almost legally blind she wore coke bottle glasses back in the day the audacity 🤣🤣💀💀
OOOOOOOH IN YOUR BAAAAG I was assessing why I’ve heard this before? I’m like damn I know I love them but, you know 😂 It’s a whole nother forrmm Yess make this money
I couldn’t imagine being -6 in vision. I was -4.75 when I decided to save up and get lasik. If I didn’t have my glasses I literally couldn’t see anything if it wasn’t at lest 2cm away from my face. It’s been 2 years since lasik and it was the best decision. Vision is 20/15 now
This one time a stranger on the bus asked me for a pair of scissors, which I happened to have because I like to craft on the go…she used the scissors to cut the sides off her pants right then and there “because the pants got too tight after lunch”.
A lady of the night touched my hair when I was walking back to the place I was staying in first year from uni during blue hour😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I will never forget that spot also bc it was in passing at a cross way in front of a BP
The "you smell like my husband, and now is dead" encounter would traumatize me!!!
I was a fresh faced 18 year old. Taking the greyhound bus from Pensacola FL to Denver CO. I woke up to an old guy looking down on me from the seat behind me. "He said your very pretty". I said thanks and he said "You remind me of my daughter...can I have your number?" I got up and moved closer to the bus driver.
@@Cantetinza17 Woah! That's creepy af wtf man 😯
@@bookclub5021 I agree. I high tailed it to the front of the bus.
@@Cantetinza17wait r u a dude?
@@Cantetinza17 wooooah!!!! That's creepy!!! He was a very creepy old man
So we’re not going to talk about how Fuhad and James both went ‘Bap, Bap.’ And threw scissors? 😂
Fr😂😂😂😂
Is that how they do it over there?
bruuuuuhhhh 😂
Bro they didn't even notice I think
"Are you the protector of this family?!?" almost took me out. 😂😂
Same here 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
"What's a sheep shearer?"
"Someone who shears sheep."
"Oh..."
😂
Ngl I think Fuhad was the kind of guy to reject a girl because he knew he couldn't hide it from his dad 😂😂😂
That's me right now wtf
Not Fuhad moaning 💀 10:05
James, "let me check that dilation." 🤣
"Chat to man like uterus" is crazyyyyyyyyyy
“He’s gonna chat to man like Uterus” when I say I fucking cackled 😂😂😂😂😂
I can imagine James's father watching this, laughing, calling him a bastard 🤣
😂😂😂😂
James have lived my boi cause he always have a story
If he’s from Luton he’ll have bare stories I’m from hockwell ring in Luton,massive shitthole lol
The funniest thing that James have a story for every situation bruv I can relate
12:19 that man didn't think you were female. Glad you escaped 😂😂😂
Now who’s going to tell james the whole perfume incident is how witchcraft works 👀 😂😂😂😂😂
Before telling James, tell us! wtf?!
😢 huh?
Not really, but it has been used in spell work. It's just a smell tag no different then when you smell a particular cookie and it reminds you of something. Or when a song comes on and it makes you think of someone.
witchcraft isn't real diva
Life really isn't fair, I mean it's crazy that there are people out here paying to see😂😂😂😂
Most people's eyes lose the ability to auto adjust around age 40. That's why a lot of older people wear reading glasses.
"just take my eyes bro" im still laughing as i write this lmaoojooooooooooooo
"Some ppl just have 20/20 and some ppl just don't." Me over here looking with my four eyes 🤓
Same! Me out here paying to exist on the earth
I'd be devastated if someone stole my glasses off my face 😂
Cuz who just has a spare pair on them!? 😭🤣🤣
@@valerienwadeyi5630 hell after hearing this I will keep a spare pair 😂
Like fr cuz I need those to drive 😭😭😭
@@tianaquantussy4997 like wow you just gonna rob me of my sight tho 😂
"Time and testosterone" is the scariest words ive ever heard put together
The feet in the lap on the plane just reminded me of the time I was on a plane next to some guy that thought he was gods gift and was disturbed by the fact that I wasn’t interested and upon the flight attendant announcing our descent, he reached over and started rubbing my leg. To which I silently picked up his hand and removed it from my person. I literally could not believe it was real life
if men have anything it’s the audacity😭
😒🤢😡
I love these men.
The rants are legendary 😆 " James.. "I don't have time for interactions like this."😅... "Are you the protector of this family "😂
as someone who wears glasses, i keep a pair at home but i live so far from work that it wouldnt just be an inconvenience, it would ruin my whole year
James always has a story😂😂The perfect duo for Podcast❤❤🎉🎉
"Breed it" is fucking crazy
Too wild lol 😂😂😂
“Don’t be stingy” is craaaaazy😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
That deserves a Will Smith slap, aint nobody got time to plah around with their food
james has lived life
I love the fact they both threw scissors. #twinning 2:58
-8.5 both eyes, the struggle is real
The fact that you all found a way to make maternity role play sound sexy is wild AF! 😂😂😂
Nah you gotta slap that lady hand 😂 bout she just grabbing braids and staring 😂
-12 vision here. and astigmatism contacts only go to -10… i need surgery to see 🤓
yeah they mentioned -6... I'm cruising at a solid -9
3:21 is the sincerest kiss teet I've heard in a while, I know James meant that 😂
I'm just here appreciating the camera quality they now have
The pizza one is insane 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"someone crash the coach"😂😂😂
3:30😅😅😅was riding the Greyhound out of state 4years ago, to visit some people, dozed off, woke up laying on the man's next to me's shoulder, CUDDLED IN💀💀💀💀 I woke up dead😂😂😂😂i was so embarrassed i knew i had a gentle snore going on too. he said it was alright but i felt so bad😂😂😂😂
The way Fuhad says things sometimes has me damn near spraying coffee all over my boy when we watch this.
The smell one doesn't seem that wild to me.
I'd just be like, 'A lot of people use the same cologne/deodorant' and move on 😅
Like she doesn't know that? Obviously, it's a unique scent if she went out her way to say that. It's like some people only think halfway.
@@mr.jameson218 No, you goof. I meant from the guy's perspective. It made no sense for him to walk around the rest of the day "fearing for his life" like he said 🤦🏾♂️😂😂
Why did he call that man daddy 😂😂😂
I'm guessing your new here 😂😂😂
Because Fuhad is daddy 😂😂😅
@@sasharichards3730FAAACCCCTTTTSSSS *in Fuhad voice* 😂😂😂
The dog Walker creep story energy happens alll in the time for girls/women. Two night ago I was having a cig outside work on a quick break and some guy walking past asked for a cig but I said no sorry my baccy was downstairs and immediately started swearing at me and squaring up. He actually started shadow boxing and then tried to do a spin kick from 2 metres away and nearly fell over. Was too stunned to cringe. Still backed himself enough to carry on walking down the street shouting back at me calling me a sket. I’m 32. It was 16.00.. Guys are crazy out there
just when I thought I've read everything... I read this 😩
Just picturing all of this in my head almost made my choke on my oatmeal 😂😂
True story, 35 years ago when I was dating my husband, I used to wear eternity eau de parfum. One day he went home after work and searched all over his mom’s house because he could smell me and thought I was hiding. Turns out one of his sisters had started wearing the same cologne.
4:49 me personally I'd be happily surprised waking up like that
My mind is stuck on James thinking the 4hr trip I take to see my family in DC is long 😂 lmao
it’s a lot more normal in the US to have long trips
4 hours is like a decent amount of the UK itself if you travel straight up/down, whereas in the US you can travel for longer than that in some states and still be in that same state by the end of it
You do realize places like Texas bigger than France right? Just an example),
You should most def look at maps more often to educate yourself a bit.
@@Willo3293 I’m aware of the size difference trust me. It was a joke clearly annotated by the laughing emoji and use of the phrase “lmao”
Please check before you look to call me ignorant for a hee hee ha ha
@@friendlypotato5719 lol I know I was making a joke because that’s literally the bus I’m on right now.
You man should do worst first dates
My eyesight was -6 Right and -7 left. Thank God for LASIK 😅
It’s just take my eyes out bro for me 😂😂😂
He said you're going to want fish fingers 😢😢😂😂😂
Me watching this through my thick lens 😭 -5.75 prescription 😭
is Ellis doing these thumbnails?? cuz they're cleannn
Why are they having a whole conversation about how sad it is to wear glasses😂😂😂. Its not a death sentence 😂
whats mental is that people with glasses are suffering from disability and specsavers is just making bank, glasses should be free not £120-£300 average
To be fair if you get them online they're cheaper. All you need is your prescription and they're like a quarter price online lol
Ok but 13:47 I know in Australia there is a gob of a sheep shearer but that’s also sometimes what you call people who…bonk… sheep
U actually think u have 20 / 20 vision until u test your eyesight, fam the world is beautiful colors ago crazy 🤣🤣🤣
You know something is so racist that you just stand there stuck
Fire shirt fuhads wearing lowkey 😭
Stealing glasses is just a different level of disrespect. Take my money before you take my sight 😂
14:55 Bro was moving like an african uncle with the audacity and entitlement bc wdym you're threatening me when you just said you just wanted to walk 😭😭
These stories on the bus is why I avoid public transport 😂
Mine are worse lol -9 on one eye and -10 on the other. So bad the nhs pay for my eye test 🤣🤣
God gave me a golden heart after his own and a mind that rarely glitches and is good at solving, but in the visual department, homie was like, “nah-ah.” Imparement imparted. That people get to just see sh*t for free is an actual violation but still, He’s my guy.
LONGSIGHTED! 😂
17:25 reminds me of a time I was on the DLR coming home from uni. You got them metal poles hanging from the ceiling. This particular one was in a circle and I and my friends were all holding on to them and chatting. Suddenly I felt someone tickle my armpit and I obviously dragged my arm down. I turned around and saw this older white woman smiling at me.
For context: I am a 6ft guy with a beard and was wearing a thobe. So were my friends. Also, the woman was one of the DLR staff members...
I once caught a whiff of my ex's cologne walking in a stadium at a soccer game. I looked up and five paces ahead of me was him and his new girlfriend...the one he cheated on me with. 🥴
I once had a guy come up to me during my smoke break and offer to be my security guard... That's the only time I wished I had one already 😂
Not me feeling offended when James spoke about his father's eyesight, as a Trini who wears glasses. I'm nearsighted and need Glasses when driving or just going outdoors.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you the protector of this family 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
James's dads long sight + James's mums short sight (I feel like even though he didn't quite get to mentioning his mum's eyesight due to veering off course whilst talking bout his dad, he was going to say it) = cancels each other out so James don't need to worry 😁
That moment when your prescription is +10.5 😂
next up .... fish fingers brah 😵 deaded
A drunk guy ate off my plate at the bar when the waitress threatened to cut him off if he didn't order some food.😅
The eye prescription is frustrating. Mine have gotten worse with age and it’s awful. Without my contacts I’m truly blind and I’m in the 3’s. :(
A man walks into by job. I took one look at him and said to myself what is this? He made b-line to my desk reaches for my cup of coffee and while pulling it to his awaiting lips he says. Oooh coffee can I have some? I told him go right ahead. He turned around and walked out with my Duncan donuts in his hand. I wanted to cry, not because he took my coffee but that was the best coffee they ever made for me. 🥺
The smell thing is helpful. Some ppl have been known to smell certain illnesses. I’d go to the doctors immediately
i was on the bus once and at a stop a guy got up kissed me right on the face then ran off tthe bus......i immediately made eye contact with the other black lady on the bus we were stunned! The only crazier event I witnessed was at a job I had when this suuuuper intoxicated woman came in and said to the black man i was working with "I like your face, what type of black are you?" lmao brother said i felt like she wanted to buy me🤣
feels like fuhads forehead gets darker when he raises his eyebrows
15:21 me having rewatched For Colored Girls earlier
CHILE DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED
James- “What’s the limit?”
My dumb ass- “blind?”💀
-5 and play basketball everyday with nearby friends let me tell you either my glasses got knocked off or i bleed because the nose thingy snap on my uppernose 😂
that's a no-no .... !!!!!! 🤣😂🤣
So this daddy thing is like .. a thing now 🤣
The struggles of wearing glasses 😭make me want to kms😂it’s hard out here fr
My contacts are a -10.5 and -9, I'm blind basically without glasses or contacts
My dog isn’t big but she would have lost it if that man tried to approach us while walking! It’s so scary out here!
Lmaaooo one time I was walking into a liquor store and some guy came up to me and asked if my eyes were real and if he could touch them while putting his finger towards my eye 😭😭 I was so confused and scared 🤣😭
Not gonna lie this says it came out 8hrs ago but I could swear I watched this exact thing last week
Breed it is treacherous behavior
me sitting here with my one -3 eye and one -4 eye just listening like😭😭😭
James callin man daddy dont even seem unusual any more😔🍐🍏🍇🍉🍌
Lol
6:15 -6.0 mean she can only see a few inches in front of her face, IF THAT
I have -4 in both eyes and my brother has perfect vision it’s jarrrrring
My glasses are -3s and some change, and I was hanging out with my mom the other day, and she was like, "I can see through the front how strong your script is" 🤣🤣💀💀😭😭 BTW my mom is almost legally blind she wore coke bottle glasses back in the day the audacity 🤣🤣💀💀
My prescription is -21 in the right eye and -23 in the left. Lens thick like cornmeal n flour dumpling
OOOOOOOH IN YOUR BAAAAG
I was assessing why I’ve heard this before? I’m like damn I know I love them but, you know 😂
It’s a whole nother forrmm
Yess make this money
My eyesight is bad and can't drive because of it. I'm like a + or - 10 hahahahahahah
I'm that man that just don't 😅
I couldn’t imagine being -6 in vision. I was -4.75 when I decided to save up and get lasik. If I didn’t have my glasses I literally couldn’t see anything if it wasn’t at lest 2cm away from my face. It’s been 2 years since lasik and it was the best decision. Vision is 20/15 now
DC to NY is about 4 hours on a bus (coach)
This one time a stranger on the bus asked me for a pair of scissors, which I happened to have because I like to craft on the go…she used the scissors to cut the sides off her pants right then and there “because the pants got too tight after lunch”.
"Shiv??" 😂😭😂😭 My WEIRDEST encounter with a stranger! 😐😣🤦🏾♀️ruclips.net/video/p4947MDjovI/видео.html
A lady of the night touched my hair when I was walking back to the place I was staying in first year from uni during blue hour😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I will never forget that spot also bc it was in passing at a cross way in front of a BP
Where do we send these to?
My eyes are fucked. My right eye is way worse than my left. The rx is crazy