What INSTANTLY Ruins The Deed?

[@kataviawest]

TALK TO EM ELLIS!!😂😂 mans said I don’t know nuffin bout that!

[@Lill2895]

He said sounds like a personal problem 😂😭

[@lackofcreativity9883]

My man said "Skill issue"

[@realgoonette44]

Yassssssssssssss

[@candycayne]

@kataviawest Excuse the hell out of me big daddy 🤣

[@sunnni_]

Fuhad loses it with missionary ✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽 & Ellis doesn’t go soft ✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽 😭🤣🤣

[@mekaylasmith5307]

😂😂😂

[@inutukawanamwangelwa8276]

Girrrll 😅😂😂

[@sunnni_]

@@inutukawanamwangelwa8276 someone may need this information. It’s spark notes for them if they don’t watch it all the way through 🤣🤣🤣

[@BlueSky23851]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@hotgirlmess]

lmaooooooo

[@girlmeetsjoy]

Rems face when Ellis said he doesn’t go soft?? Lmaoooooo I’m shouting

[@whit2831]

I kept replaying just for his reaction!!!! 😂😂😂

[@angelthankgodforangels]

PRICELESS 😂😂😂😂

[@bro89174]

Y u shouting :/ weirdo

[@sheypiglet]

Sammeee!!!

[@SMRTPRful]

Ellis can go 45 minutes without a WORD...
BUT IF HE SPEAKS 😂😂😂😂

[@user-di7og5lu2n]

Whenever he speaks its always something memorable

[@malehosebolai4568]

Basically Ferb like that. 😅

[@joannajuszczyk4605]

@@malehosebolai4568why is that so accurate 😂

[@JayNakajima777]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 hall of fame comment

[@draper0606]

“I don’t go soft” I’m getting that printed on a top 😂😂😂

[@Cantetinza17]

Think twice cause if you do, she might sue you for false advertising.

[@SummerTyme2023]

Becareful with your claims 😂😂😂

[@Daquan0394]

😂😂😂

[@draper0606]

@@Cantetinza17 🤣

[@Kitisewa]

@@SummerTyme2023 this 😂😂😂

[@Andrice954]

"your already inside me " James never cease to baffle me😮

[@crowing3886]

Spun me immediately 😂😂

[@malikduck1289]

I yelled at my phone “what did you just say James?!” 🤣🤣

[@_AmikaC_]

And nobody said pause!!!!!

[@MrBarneyDinosaur]

@@_AmikaC_ if we paused every time James said something questionable, the podcast would just be 60 minutes of silence.

[@_AmikaC_]

@@MrBarneyDinosaur 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. So true!!!

[@redsunflower87]

Ellis' dms are about to be talkative.

[@blackbeauty7499]

FACTSSsss 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@phatface]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kitisewa]

Fammmmmmmm 😂😂😂

[@nadja5154]

Well deserved. Man said 'I'll make up for it in the end' - like helloooo, that's a standard??!

[@allyiah3922]

"i don't go soft" had me screaming 🤣🤣🤣

[@gospelplayer2]

Facts 😂

[@MaryJane-sg1ih]

I jumped cause what do you mean, Ellis?

[@missgabbyb5460]

The way I jumped and threw my slippers across the room!!! Let ‘em know Ellis!!! Come on!!!! 🙂‍↕️

[@xaviercalvo7014]

Ellis is on some demonic stuff 😂

[@Cantetinza17]

I was like, some girl is going to challenge that!

[@420gabbs]

“Ball it up and stuff it back in” is crazy 😂

[@shanncreates]

INSANEEEEE😂😂😂

[@phatface]

But accurate asf😂😂😂that shyt mad annoying don't do that shyt

[@Zucchini-Foster]

😂😂🤮

[@TiTaughtYou]

Crazzzzzzyyyy 😭

[@ashleyb6621]

Absolutely insane because what!!??😂😂😂😂

[@briannagomez6034]

Every time you reset, we reset. And the more you reset us, the wacker it is

[@peachesg4554]

THIS!!!

[@ArnoldBayema]

That’s why I have magic fingers just in case.

[@The_Local]

That's why you switch to eating

[@stevenhaymon2441]

So just keep going? That's my MO anyway.

[@ogkpopper]

FACTS.. and sometimes you don't want anything else. If I'm annoyed don't even think of putting hands or lips there, I just want to be left alone.

[@jorita10]

"Who does this guy thinks he is?Who is this for,Ellis?" 😂😂😂😂absolutely dead!!!😂James was not having it

[@sant4992]

Ellis with the Black Panther line "I never freeze" 😂😂

[@n.emm1908]

😂😂😂

[@nikolas_niko]

“What instantly ruins the deed?”
“When it’s not with Fuhad.”
- James 2024, probably.

[@ThatCrippledArtist]

😂

[@TumisangRantshali]

😂😂😂😂

[@bellavasquez8544]

Facts 😂😂😂😅😅😅🎉

[@naydorsey1398]

😱🤣

[@jaimegallian9375]

Dont know Ford dad @"# 🎉why VXszdl? TThey were in miss

[@JustSage-b2y]

“Pausing after a couple of strokes what are you doing?” I’m fighting for my life over here!!!😭 y’all killing me with this shxt

[@moneypro85]

Okay Robert 😂😂😂😂

[@adonalfred2905]

13:31 James hit Ellis with that “Get a load of this guy”

[@TinkOutLoud]

Hahahahahahaha

[@amyduncker4097]

The EXPRESSIONS at "I don't go soft"? Priceless 😅😅😅😅

[@ebonyswope]

I had to rewind it 3 times to see everybody’s face😂

[@eggchomp]

13:25 for future reference

[@naydorsey1398]

Let me find out Ellis a stallion!!! “I don’t go soft” 🗣️okay den!😂😂😂

[@Sandra.-.]

This conversation needed a condom brand sponsorship or something 😂😂😂

[@Alaiyo120]

Talk your shit Ellis! The way I just screamed in my car on the way home from work. I love you guys.😂😂

[@NiranGs]

Ellis the Menace has taken on a new meaning 👀

[@PhillyB1]

Ellis saying "I don't go soft," is the male version of "Hawk Tuah," girl.

[@plubin123]

😂😅

[@MeiMariie]

The hell is "Hawk Tuah"

[@plubin123]

@@MeiMariie when a girl hawk tuah on the D 😂 think about it.

[@whewchile9818]

@@MeiMariieyou’ve got to find the video😂

[@whewchile9818]

😂

[@Redtrainers42]

No depth perception killed me😂

[@musicanimal2379]

Well done Ellis!!! Man just gave himself the best advertisement ever!!! Ladies gonna be lining up to see if its facts.

[@muhahill3566]

Podcasts are low key crazy cuz this would be an INSANE conversation to just overhear

[@aesinam]

Lol but these are the types of conversations friends have

[@loganward8005]

“Nah I don’t go soft” ELLIS!!!! I’m also ashamed at how many times I replayed it to catch Rems reaction! I think I need a dr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lorenzoarjae]

no foreplay is MAD

[@kyliehughes7713]

☝️

[@meredithgrubb4497]

This

[@MultiFirelover]

Very

[@davidblaze9252]

Attraction for Ellis 📈📈📈📈

[@SummerTyme2023]

Absolutely 💯 1000%....I am looking at Ellis with even more 😍😍😍

[@Lilqueen1804]

Literally

[@Resident_superhero96]

Ever since that short of them standing I've been like "Ellis dis you"😊and my attraction has been growing ever since

[@hinoakuma6386]

Some women love when a man sells dreams 🤣
You literally see every man on the pod laugh at the obvious fact he's lying but y'all more attracted to him because of it.

[@SummerTyme2023]

@@hinoakuma6386 so true....🙉🙈🙊 I guess we are to BLAME for the reason why men lie so dam much 😒😒😒😔.

[@venuzbabi08]

Ellis said he is THAT GUY he can't help it 😂😂😂😂

[@Vyzion2020]

Ladies! Remember that Ellis energy!
It's the quiet nerdy guys that will rock your world.
Anyone talking the most is probably making up for something else.

[@jadasaccount2281]

I think there was also an episode in the past where James said "Ellis fuuucckkss" 👀😂😂😂

[@agneza.g]

James is catching straysss🤣🤣🤣

[@caitlinwhite1955]

And I’m willing to bet Ellis is PACKING 👀 that sleeper build…

[@ChefSarah4104]

I married a quiet nerdy guy, you're not wrong. 😆

[@virgoqueen0911]

That was the "Roast -part 2"😂😂​@@jadasaccount2281

[@sherahnah]

"Ball it up, and put it back in" is diabolical😂😂

[@Tabuisness]

Reminds me if my X thank God it's over

[@lushvinyl]

I JUST KNEW ELLIS HAD CRAZY PIPE FROM ALL FOUR OF THEM 🤣🤣🤣 ITS ALWAYS THE SHY AND QUIET ONES 🤣🤣🤣

[@ObeyDaqSwaqq]

13:56 Ellis is Mr. Stay Ready So I Ain’t Gotta Get Ready 👀 😂😂😂😂

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

13:26 ELLIS BRO😭😭🤣🤣

[@SU_HU]

Ellis with his younger BLOOD VESSELS 😂😂🤣🤣

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

@@SU_HU ☠️🤣🤣

[@brewest217]

Ellis the menace in more ways than one it seems hmmm

[@NicoleSoule]

“I’ll make up for it” - Okaaaaay Ellis 👀
Ellis said he always seals the deal no matter what.

[@MsHappypeanut]

I will call him Papi Ellis from now on 😂

[@sweetstuff7481]

Yessss Ellis.....nah claim soft wood 😂
This is why we freed you 😂😂😂

[@missmiss6516]

Ellis is a long distance stulla😅😅😅

[@klaasinsession]

Ellis doing it for the tingz! 😂 'Ill make up for it" - What a king!

[@PorshaDeun]

Ellis is establishing a new fanbase 😂

[@elleshaw9837]

Actually the reason it takes a while to piss is the seminal fluid and urine both are released through the urethra, but it can't happen at the same time. Your body has to adjust after sex to determine what fluid needs to be released.

[@Passion84GodAlways]

Here ya go Ellis 😌 "...because the internal urethral sphincter contracts to prevent semen from entering the bladder during an erection. This contraction also prevents urine from passing through the urethra."

[@droge410]

I came here to say the same thing but in a different way. I was taught that the “door” has to be completely shut then they can pee.

[@itsschowderr]

Omg FINALLY!!! I’ve been wanting to know for ages 😭😂

[@elenalizabeth]

It’s a similar reason as to why we don’t end up with food going into our lungs or air filling our stomachs, there is a “door” that opens and closes depending on the situation

[@PelumiOTE2B]

I'm glad someone explained it. It's the physiology ✅

[@essencedijon5686]

Also urine Release is activated by thé parasympathetic(Rest or digest) while ejaculation is controlled by the sympathetic(fight or flight) and both systems can’t be active at the same time. :)

[@SU_HU]

Fuhad with his SLIP & CATCH demonstration just broke me!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@scotchsour]

The Boys: "You don't go soft?"
Ellis: That sounds like a "you" problem.
Me: ooooooooooooooh!

[@nvgirl1807]

Ellis taking them all down. Its always the quiet ones

[@MakeWay4CJ]

"I wish there was a number on their forehead so that we can see how many strokes out they are..." 😃😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG JAMES!!!!

[@kamesha9756]

Fuhad was about to tell that man to seek medical assistance,if he said he didnt finally pee😂

[@CLHB90]

"I wish they had a number on their forehead..." I DIED! 😂😂😂

[@caniela23]

Ellis said he bout that life the rest of y’all senior citizens got ED lol 😂

[@tiniqlindo4573]

I screamed, "I don't go soft " 🤣🤣🤣 Yasss ELLIS!!!!! Loooool

[@dannyakins8742]

13:27 Rem's face when Ellis said I don't go soft. Bro was IMPRESSED

[@tiffanyblocker264]

I have never loved Ellis more than I do right now. 😂

[@lashes231]

I don’t go soft… followed by the rest of the guys gasping😂😂😂😂 had me screaming.

[@94boarder]

Foreplay for a man is a must (same for a woman), it suppose to be a law or something. Some people are just egoistic

[@nnillenge18]

"Catch it at the tip" 😂😂😂

[@Kamakashi35]

13:27 THATS OUR ELLIS 💪 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@shania991]

LET ELLIS COOK 😈🙌🏾 he said he don’t know nuttin about hat 😂
16:15 so my man wasn’t exaggerating y’all really just standing in the bathroom trying to pee and having to point it down is hilarious.💀

[@diamondastor9720]

A number on the forehead is pure jokes 😂

[@Gino24P]

We all need it still

[@CiQuinn]

Great for women too! “Don’t you daaaare stop now”😹

[@angelthankgodforangels]

1:48- James, "It's an insane technique"!😂😂😂

[@lisareder]

Ellis says that HE IS HIM. Okay. 😏😏😏

[@sarveshgovinder2775]

James is 100% living in a glass closet at this point 😂

[@entropy3615]

He's looking at the closet from outside the house. 😂

[@ShelbyRiemer]

"Ball it up and put it back in" what in the actuall fck 😂😂😂

[@Lill2895]

The worst part is he told her to do it for him 😭 I would have to call the authorities.

[@meredithgrubb4497]

😂😂😂😂

[@meredithgrubb4497]

​@@Lill2895I would lose it laughing lol

[@candycayne]

The slip out and they get frustrated... sir, you're on top and I'm folded like a t-shirt

[@natadunn]

😂😂😂😂☠️ THIS!!

[@samuelokpala_]

14:46 Good ad ELLIS 😅😅😅

[@borRIING]

Bro prob still hard after finishing. That's why he can't pee

[@entropy3615]

​@@borRIINGLmao! 😂

[@davettawells3277]

James humble bragging about his endowment..."I had no idea that was a problem"

[@ashleighbowyer8959]

🤣🤣🤣 everyone cracking up when Ellis says “I don’t go soft” yo he’s so real for that. Good for him 😂

[@elleshaw9837]

This was such a great coversation. Young men and women should take note. They are providing gems to upgrade your sex game. In the read comments, it is obvious that many people don’t understand male or female anatomy. And or they don't take time to understand what their partner likes and doesn’t like. Good job fellas! ❤🔥

[@CarinRenee]

James: “Fam, know ur audience”
😭😭 I’m weakkk

[@tumininuvictor9813]

“I don’t go soft”
ELLIS THE MAN AMONGST BOYS

[@lucianianthane8654]

Haaaow ELLLIS ? “ I don’t go soft “
Okay Zaddy Ellis

[@sarveshgovinder2775]

Ellis dropping bombs 😂😂😂

[@everia_games]

I'm taking notes

[@TheCornDavis]

"Old man. Get some pills" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KittyTM]

i'd let ellis test that theory on me LMAO

[@Bunnykoobujo]

Hold awwwn ✋🙂‍↔️🤚 WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO? How are you?!?! Has decorum never set foot in your conscience???

[@cruxmind]

​@@Bunnykoobujo not in 2024. The year of honesty and "just do it" energy.

[@Bunnykoobujo]

@@cruxmind more like “do me” energy 😭😭😭

[@SummerTyme2023]

There is now a longer cue....🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️🚶‍♀️💃🏿💃🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️.....get in line Sister

[@NadiaDukunde]

​@SummerTyme2023 thisss😂

[@ashaniarcher8395]

Ellis said he can’t relate and James got piisseeeeddddd 😂

[@kemetmfene8764]

Ellis is Big Daddy now

[@MsHappypeanut]

SCREAMING 😂

[@G0t2luvMaggie]

When you’re in a long term relationship it’s so much easier to communicate what you like and dislike.

[@shevaunbryant8554]

Fellas take notes..Ellis said he would make up for it and every woman understood...we dont expect perfection all the time but what that 👄👅 do?

[@gilom7113]

🤣🤣🤣. That was a great topic. Men need to know we all struggle and not to feel bad if you don't do your best. We all have that moment.

[@renadawalker842]

"Position dependant" killT me! And women that can catch the tip, tell me how?! 😂🤣😭 Because oh wow!

[@SamanthaKavuma]

Fuhad having flashbacks the whole ep 😂

[@rylie.2019]

15:40
ellis: “random .. this is random as fuck.”
james: “go on.” idk but that little interaction reminded me of how much i love these guys’ dynamic 😩

[@YanniB01]

Video title should be 😂: I Don't Go Soft (Ellis,2024)

[@kristinatolliver]

The way Fuhad screams “TIP TOOOOEEE!” Took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nosihlekabhungane]

“Ball it up and stuff it back in” is diabolical 😭

[@ayannav5999]

Fuhad's reenactment and James, that yelp and seat reposition had me HOLLERING! The pendulum! LoL

[@jcabigting8036]

The others: “Yall ever ____?”
Ellis: “…couldn’t be me”
😂😂😂😂 😂
In a room of comedians the one who speaks the least is always the funniest man in there.

[@ICantFindMyDoorKey]

The best thing to have on when getting down, is by far a nature documentary. Its raw and animalistic! It has music, David Attenborough, and lions bangin'.

[@HelenRachael]

Sometimes feel like the more frustrated a guy gets like with himself about his performance the more awkward it feels after like just say ‘I’m sorry, not on form tonight’ then cuddle or something, like seeing a guy beat himself up over it is so much harder to navigate as a woman. Like I always try to be kind to everyone and even in that setting but honestly there was one time when a guy finished prematurely, he was beating himself up over it and I ended up doing an impression of that Wickes advert with a cockney accent and that made me want to launch myself out the window, like my head went straight to ‘just comfort him and be a dork and make him laugh’ but then it was just even more awkward 🤣

[@francesshirley8780]

I'm not gonna lie, when James said "shut the fuck up" on a dominant thing, it did something to me

[@jermainefrench5218]

13:31 YEAHHHHH TALK YO STUFF ELLIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Passion84GodAlways]

The way the thumbnails for these clips change within the 20 minutes seeeeends me! 😆😅😂🤣🤣

[@sharonprince2900]

"I don't go soft" Let's GO ELLIS!! 😂

[@oliviabell2626]

REM’s face when Ellis said he doesn’t go soft 💀💀💀💀

[@mmataukwena1078]

Not James revealing backstage knowledge 😂😂😂😂😂.

[@justjeni83]

The pause can be disruptive to our build up. 😂

[@bvn1313]

at this point, the next dude i date i'm telling him i watch you guys straight away so he don't have to be awkward about nothing 🤣

[@CivilGrenade]

James James James…. DOES NOT DISAPPOINT

[@Zii784]

3:20 "3 more nuts to go almost there"😂

[@angelthankgodforangels]

2:14 - Until i personally asked this question, I didn't understand. Now, i have more patience and smile when he has to PAUSE for a sec😂😂😂😂

[@demonictelevision9427]

Okay Ellis, I see you 😏

[@charissemodeste6489]

I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED, this episode of "Guy-Talk"!!

[@katemoreku2473]

stroke for an hour..... TF James😂