Fellas, Defend Yourself... | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @shana_sparrow8689
    @shana_sparrow8689 Год назад +3926

    Man says "Back in my cheating days" same way parents used to tell us how they had to traverse mountains to get to school😂

    • @jazisajoke8688
      @jazisajoke8688 Год назад +82

      🤣🤣this is too real

    • @AdamoLechita1337
      @AdamoLechita1337 Год назад +54

      FFAAAAAAXXXXXXX 😂😂😂

    • @lailaaaaahhhh
      @lailaaaaahhhh Год назад +12

      I ruined your 666 likes so sorry

    • @kimberly7496
      @kimberly7496 Год назад +7

      FAMMMMM!!!!!!

    • @janayh2817
      @janayh2817 Год назад +30

      Happened to my Mama. She spent the night with dude and said she found panties barely tucked under his bed. Homegirl did that on purpose because she sensed he was fooling around on her too. That was her way of letting my mama know “woman, whoever you are, he’s lying to both of us”. She confronted dude and left. She called me while he’s banging on her car window trying to apologize and I was like “Mom what the fuck???” For shits and gigs I’m 36 years old. TLDR the lies don’t stop 😂

  • @nursedaley9751
    @nursedaley9751 Год назад +826

    "Just leave me like everyone else" most toxic response ever 😅😂

    • @velveteye74
      @velveteye74 Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nikkimillionspring3667
      @nikkimillionspring3667 Год назад +2

      @@cassiopee26I’d say “you’ve cheated on me like all my cheating ex’s”

  • @fatalyki
    @fatalyki Год назад +2385

    the "she's just trying to get under your skin" I would've punched the dude LMAOOO 🤣

  • @jessicarichter6436
    @jessicarichter6436 Год назад +2304

    Calling her the love of your life while cheating on her is crazyy 💀

    • @tonihogan
      @tonihogan Год назад +137

      We need a "where is she now"...

    • @5lim.0
      @5lim.0 Год назад +102

      Imagine she watches the pod and remembers this happening 😭

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 Год назад +59

      Right? He's just a player. Remember that energy when you date the next guy. The charisma. The attitude. Then remember that those are red flags.

    • @Lorddream01
      @Lorddream01 Год назад

      ​@@eternalrage6548charisma is a red flag now? Chill out

    • @extra.ordimary
      @extra.ordimary Год назад

      @@eternalrage6548 that's exactly why i take notes lol these guys are giving up all the signs

  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 Год назад +1573

    “Because I’ve had this car.. where’s your underwear?” They have the ability to take and flip scenarios to the next level so easily 😂

    • @cindyo6298
      @cindyo6298 Год назад +13

      Was looking for this 🤣🤣

    • @wambuikimangara
      @wambuikimangara Год назад +11

      James james james! Player player player! Man’s got game for days!

  • @kammentator___
    @kammentator___ Год назад +333

    They went from saying they'd be stumped to making 5 minutes of top notch excuses and gaslighting 🤣🤣

  • @gigglypuff5135
    @gigglypuff5135 Год назад +1016

    "Baby this ain't even my car" 😂

  • @Halalbeautie
    @Halalbeautie Год назад +499

    Literally had this happen. Mans said “I forgot to move them”. It was instantly over but I respect he didn’t even bother to lie.

    • @juliolleshi751
      @juliolleshi751 Год назад +77

      “… yeah it is exactly what it looks like.” 🤷‍♂️😂

  • @jodyannbiggs315
    @jodyannbiggs315 Год назад +661

    JAMES IS LITERALLY LIGHTER FLUID !!!! 😂 he will gaslight any situation 😂

    • @marcusbangemu6041
      @marcusbangemu6041 Год назад +7

      😅😅😅😅 I despise him for it but I don’t actually despise him for it it’s a very bittersweet feeling

  • @azielcardinal9524
    @azielcardinal9524 Год назад +281

    "Came out the barber shop and women saw me"
    That one killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @rorisangmaboa672
    @rorisangmaboa672 Год назад +369

    The role plays just come naturally with these guys😂😂

  • @Nonamenet99
    @Nonamenet99 Год назад +1025

    I would have said I let my homeboy use my car for a date as you can see it went well 😂

    • @its_princeakeem
      @its_princeakeem Год назад +106

      This a good one ✍🏽

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 Год назад +33

      Yeah that's a good one 😂😂

    • @BitterBetterBM
      @BitterBetterBM Год назад

      And that is why we don’t like y’all homeboys😂

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Год назад +36

      Well done, rational...hope you have someone to back you up that you were home without the car...😅

    • @hieisoulpunisher
      @hieisoulpunisher Год назад +4

      This wins

  • @macqueidamorgan2386
    @macqueidamorgan2386 Год назад +472

    "You're not tired of this toxic game you keep playing?" the best one yet, give that guy the title...it's over!

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X Год назад +537

    James should write a movie script 😂😂

    • @bl757
      @bl757 Год назад +27

      These outlandish and wild scenarios NEED to come to the big screen. Where are the actors writers producers and directors when you need them!!!

    • @bighomieJ5X
      @bighomieJ5X Год назад +2

      @@bl757 yes exactly

    • @bl757
      @bl757 Год назад

      @@bighomieJ5X lol at least a quick animated cartoon short. SOMETHING!

    • @littleshante
      @littleshante Год назад +19

      @@bl757they on strike 😂

    • @heyitsshay6058
      @heyitsshay6058 Год назад +3

      Or a web series

  • @MrsJoeyPinkPants
    @MrsJoeyPinkPants Год назад +90

    I actually hate how easily you fit yourselves into every damn scenario. 😂😂
    "Bite her lip..."
    "Tch, get in and bend over man..."
    😂😂😂

  • @mermaidmoongoddess
    @mermaidmoongoddess Год назад +72

    “leave me like everyone else does” the way im turning into viola davis grabbing her bag and leaving

  • @Tifferia
    @Tifferia Год назад +216

    Fuhad saying "bend over" in that smooth voice would make me forget the whole thing😂
    You men know what you doing 😂😂

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie Год назад +48

      No! We have to stay strong my sisters! 😩😂😂

    • @shelliepowers2660
      @shelliepowers2660 Год назад +25

      The voice and the look. DAMN!! Smh I’m weak 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @rialopes
      @rialopes Год назад +19

      James screaming reaction just validates this 😂

    • @ticialynnh1175
      @ticialynnh1175 Год назад +6

      Just toxic from the pits 🔥 😂😂

    • @kendreafranklin7739
      @kendreafranklin7739 Год назад

      I won't admit how many times I rewound that part 😅😂

  • @doublecommenter5161
    @doublecommenter5161 Год назад +239

    Baby, did you not hear about that tornado that ripped through Victoria's Secret? And the worst part is that I left my windows down.

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 Год назад +11

      That's a good one 😂😂😂

    • @darhkz3900
      @darhkz3900 Год назад +12

      These are Calvin Kleins 😑

  • @Njfnst2
    @Njfnst2 Год назад +109

    We went from a whole gaslighting scenerio to a story about cheating on "the love of his life"....who hurt you🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianagoodwin2310
    @brianagoodwin2310 Год назад +98

    When Fuhad said bend over in that deep voice I forgot I was married 😂

  • @nairobi_girl5808
    @nairobi_girl5808 Год назад +62

    Lessons learnt from this podcast. The game is the game. If you're out here looking for love you have to charge a lot of guys to the game. Drop him as soon as your gut tells you. Otherwise you waste so much time on lies, gas lighting and mind games. All for a cute face and a laugh.

  • @75Shannie
    @75Shannie Год назад +24

    “Bend over!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭That’s shit had me cackling. Y’all are sick😂

  • @Sara_ennit
    @Sara_ennit Год назад +299

    Guys will forever gaslight 💀

    • @Cloudcity20
      @Cloudcity20 9 месяцев назад

      men and woman do that lol

  • @marnaemaldonado4921
    @marnaemaldonado4921 Год назад +34

    Lmmfao 😂😂😂😂 the level of toxic as gaslighting reached by James and Fuhad keeps me from drooling over them but loving them as my besties 😂😂😂

  • @touchtherapy4kidz
    @touchtherapy4kidz Год назад +238

    I have a feeling Fuhad and James have had to deal with random panties on multiple occasions 😂😂

  • @txzbelle75
    @txzbelle75 Год назад +87

    I am so blessed to have 3 brothers. One of which is 11 years older than me. I promise I've seen and heard so much... 😂

  • @madam.reefer
    @madam.reefer Год назад +43

    “YOU WASTE MANNNNNNN!!! YOU WASTE MANNNNNNN!!”😂😂😂😂

  • @halleciara5718
    @halleciara5718 Год назад +36

    Fuhad face when James said the love of my life the first time 😂😂

  • @Icccecolddd
    @Icccecolddd Год назад +9

    "Just leave me likes everybody else" lmaooooooo!!!!!!! Classic move.

  • @Kingjames163G
    @Kingjames163G Год назад +39

    Playing the victim is top tier gaslighting 😂😂😂😂

  • @lynpendlebury2804
    @lynpendlebury2804 Год назад +55

    Thank goodness when I clicked before it said the video had been removed. Luckily, it came back again. You all really cheer me up 😂 😅😂

  • @DRYang-vs9oi
    @DRYang-vs9oi Год назад +189

    I swear these guys would be able to gas light everyone and anyone with these elaborate scenarios they go through here 😂
    They would have people second guessing all their life choose I swear 😂😭🤣

  • @SummerTyme2023
    @SummerTyme2023 Год назад +68

    Fuhad and James are too toxic for me Im weak....I cant ..its too much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danikahholdman2609
    @danikahholdman2609 Год назад +27

    James - “I wanna hear these lies”

  • @misssosweet513
    @misssosweet513 Год назад +5

    No one thought to say “I let my friend borrow my car” 😭

  • @KayKay-jv9gv
    @KayKay-jv9gv Год назад +36

    First of all, who is leaving their knickers in someone’s car!? There’s no way I’m leaving anywhere without mine lol

    • @MsCoustar
      @MsCoustar Год назад +2

      It's called getting a lick back. Petty on High lol! Your dating an ex or someone with a girl conveniently drop the package off. See what happens.....or so I've been told.

  • @KeshiaMac
    @KeshiaMac Год назад +25

    Y'all crack me up, so bad. The tweets are hilarious, but ur reactions and commentary absolutely SLAY me!!

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ Год назад +139

    Now James, how is she the love of your life and you out here cheating on her??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Men and their logic

    • @pacisco5151
      @pacisco5151 Год назад +20

      My dear it doesn't have anything to do with that... I literally had sex with my besto 4days back (a girl who will be married next week), but the first thing she told me after dressing back, was: "my man doesn't deserve this" ... Mind you she is the one who literally pushed for it, she even paid for the hotel.
      Lesson: sex and love are 2 different things.

    • @Snowboarding2020
      @Snowboarding2020 Год назад

      Men cheat for women. I love her so much that I want to take things off her plate because she does so much for me.

    • @MARWAlee2
      @MARWAlee2 Год назад +14

      ​@@pacisco5151I am dying😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SunHazel92
      @SunHazel92 Год назад +36

      @@pacisco5151not u defending it still 😭😭

    • @pacisco5151
      @pacisco5151 Год назад +3

      @@SunHazel92 You see this friend of mine, I know her man is the love of her life, but because of horn n wareva she still had sex, and it doesn't mean that she stopped loving her man. And I will be honest with u, it also hurt me after her saying that

  • @SoloStudioss
    @SoloStudioss Год назад +13

    “It wasn’t me”😂💀

    • @_Tree_of_Life_
      @_Tree_of_Life_ Год назад +4

      Honey came in and she caught me red handed, freaking with the girl next door...

  • @pmccray551
    @pmccray551 Год назад +24

    James .. cheated and "love of my life" is an oxymoron 😂

  • @jackielopez3019
    @jackielopez3019 8 месяцев назад

    When James said whoah whoah and pretended to trip!! That part had me rolling!! 🤣

  • @newrecruit100
    @newrecruit100 Год назад +29

    Call your cousin on the phone and yell at her “what the fuck did you do in my car”?

  • @merchdahuskie7230
    @merchdahuskie7230 Год назад +12

    As an American, I now say "Literally" in James voice 😂

    • @kailester4807
      @kailester4807 Год назад

      Lol I do it too. It’s the only word I can authentically imitate

    • @keiamonet
      @keiamonet Год назад +1

      “Lit-TroLly” 😂

  • @ashmcc6331
    @ashmcc6331 Год назад +12

    the way you man flipped that panty in da car ting was f**king legendary 😂😂😂

  • @AYEwhatido
    @AYEwhatido Год назад +4

    Bruh when these men COMMIT!! Like they for real go all in 😂😂😂

  • @andrewbelle9572
    @andrewbelle9572 Год назад +1

    “I been having this car. Where’s your underwear????” 😂😂😂

  • @jadapsmith7
    @jadapsmith7 Год назад +12

    I’m pissed that you spinning this had me smiling dawg 😩

  • @skeetgangmusic462
    @skeetgangmusic462 5 месяцев назад

    The “I think we should take this time apart while you figure out if you want this or not” took the cake

  • @kuimwaura1
    @kuimwaura1 Год назад +32

    😂😂 hilarious..love all your videos..much ❤from Kenya 🇰🇪

  • @isaidadiaz188
    @isaidadiaz188 Год назад +1

    "She's getting knocked out on the daily..."😂😂😂

  • @AjNerd
    @AjNerd Год назад +7

    “Back in my cheating days” has finished me

  • @CamilleJCornish
    @CamilleJCornish Год назад +6

    i love that james laughs like this emoji ➡️🙈🙈

  • @nathanb7733
    @nathanb7733 Год назад +9

    Tell her you had to do laundry at the mat. Must have got stuck on the comforter 😂

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @littlebrowngirl4
    @littlebrowngirl4 Год назад +1

    "I'm just trying to come home and make you dinner.."...now I KNOW you're lying to me James!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LandriBeau
    @LandriBeau Год назад +3

    “Back in my cheating days” 😂

  • @darhkz3900
    @darhkz3900 Год назад +12

    “I picked up a group of drunk girls when ubering 2 nights ago. One of them must’ve left them there. So annoying, I’ve even deleted the app now”
    - You such a liar, when did you start driving for Uber??
    “I told you I was gonna try it for a week to make a little extra 💰. See you never listening when I tell you stuff. I was gonna surprise you with that thing you wanted but forget it now”
    - what thing?? The Beyoncé tickets?!
    “Yes! The Bey tickets, but forget it”

  • @arabellaarriola9427
    @arabellaarriola9427 Год назад +2

    The fact that they think that will make her forget lmbo😂😂😂

  • @edgardorivera6578
    @edgardorivera6578 Год назад +6

    "The fuck you mean?? Don't you remember last night!?"

  • @TiannaGittens
    @TiannaGittens Год назад +6

    You guys are f*cking hillarious! I came here from tik tok and have been addicted ever since. Please don’t ever stop 😂

  • @eviltacos3200
    @eviltacos3200 Год назад +9

    "oh come on!! i let my bro drive it one day, and that's what he left in? disgusting, let me call him rn!!"

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Год назад

      Unless your bro is Ellis 😅 then you're not safe g

  • @gisellemitchell8620
    @gisellemitchell8620 Год назад +5

    Yes!!!! My favorite people I’ve been waiting for this ❤❤

  • @Susurro
    @Susurro Год назад +9

    I think I occasionally watch your channel just teach myself how to recognize toxic men.
    I'm telling my radar: "if he reminds you of Fuhad or James, the answer is no."

  • @drjonesey5
    @drjonesey5 Год назад +6

    CHARGED IT!!! 😂 😅😂 😂 😅😂 😂 😅😂 😂 😅😂

  • @dexxtersa7537
    @dexxtersa7537 Год назад +2

    These niggas got game , respect 🤣🤞🏾

  • @warishine6276
    @warishine6276 Год назад +5

    I had the "LOML"coming over???
    Thats crazy,even for James😂

  • @courtneyjones1648
    @courtneyjones1648 Год назад +2

    I would’ve said “I bought them for you , you know I love you in skin tones but if you don’t like em I’ll get my money back “ 😂

  • @danieldib2286
    @danieldib2286 Год назад +2

    James, did you say… “what colour is that - nude.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dadagecha1311
    @dadagecha1311 Год назад +4

    Won't lie, James had me for a minute there, he's too good at gaslighting BANA!

  • @nicolewimbley8653
    @nicolewimbley8653 Год назад +3

    The “Cap” is real with these stories!😂😂😂

  • @olikah4667
    @olikah4667 Год назад +1

    You man are about to hit 2M before end of year 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @the.dialogue41
    @the.dialogue41 Год назад +3

    6:50 I swear, she’ll go from fuming red, to pale white again, to pinkish red, then just straight up hot red💐🔥🤌🏾🥶👊🏾

  • @delenaz.4265
    @delenaz.4265 Год назад

    8:22 James you always get me together with these stories and lies 😭🤣

  • @un_Definedza
    @un_Definedza Год назад +50

    For some reason, I always thought Patreon episodes were shot in a different location.
    😂😂😂The off ramp these mandem do is crazy.

  • @kinggagoatt6269
    @kinggagoatt6269 Год назад +85

    I PROMISE YOU RIGHT NOW that lie you guys both just came up with would worrrkkkkkk, James & Fuhad had to be serial cheats back then I just know it I’m onto you man🤣😂😂😂

  • @carolm1800
    @carolm1800 Год назад +21

    Fresh sheets don't remove the other woman's spirit in the room. We can tell if there was someone else in the house. Infact some of us women dream about the things men do before they happen.

    • @shayshay7495
      @shayshay7495 Год назад +11

      Women have been saying & proving this for years and they still don’t believe in women’s intuition 😂

    • @Snowboarding2020
      @Snowboarding2020 Год назад

      ​@@shayshay7495women's insecurities

    • @anubis8918
      @anubis8918 Год назад +3

      Because its nonsense

    • @TimTheEnchanter0
      @TimTheEnchanter0 Год назад +8

      It’s why they try hard to gaslight women from childhood forward. They want us to doubt ourselves

    • @MaryPoppins.333
      @MaryPoppins.333 Год назад

      @@anubis8918you’re just scared

  • @zilu_n7158
    @zilu_n7158 Год назад

    I’m cackling 😭😂😂💀 at “I’ve had this car, where’s your underwear???”😂😂😭😭

  • @wtfKwaku
    @wtfKwaku Год назад +8

    lmao this reminds me of that episode where the guy had the xl panties to wear but his girl thought he was cheating 😂😂

  • @hannahcox6349
    @hannahcox6349 Год назад +7

    The Landry excuse actually happened to me and my brother. He called me panicked and everything while they were in the car together 😅
    Though the clothing wasn't underwear

  • @bellomohammeddamilare3318
    @bellomohammeddamilare3318 Год назад +12

    Lol, you guys didn’t read the best one, man said “I will call a friend, and start shouting and vexing like why would you do that, then put it on speaker”, as long as your friend will play along, this should work

  • @geraldwoodridgejr4064
    @geraldwoodridgejr4064 Год назад +4

    Babe, you knew what you were getting into - Retired Aquarius

  • @LaureezyF
    @LaureezyF Год назад +2

    These two are like master gaslighters, Jesus😂😂😂

  • @shamoregraham4492
    @shamoregraham4492 Год назад +1

    I absolutely appreciate these videos and I liked it only to see that I made it change to the 3,6k. I never felt apart of smtn bigger before lol keep going

  • @t.d.5371
    @t.d.5371 Год назад +17

    This happened to me and the guy said just that! She’s trying to mad you mad let’s just have a good time!

    • @eviltacos3200
      @eviltacos3200 Год назад +6

      did it worked?

    • @shayshay7495
      @shayshay7495 Год назад +3

      @@eviltacos3200lmaoo

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Год назад +3

      👀👀👀 NO HE DIDN'T 😂

    • @t.d.5371
      @t.d.5371 Год назад +2

      @@eviltacos3200 only because we weren’t exclusive and I knew about her already 😂

    • @t.d.5371
      @t.d.5371 Год назад +2

      @@miriam2837 we weren’t exclusive and I knew about her so he did and it worked 😂

  • @mimikotorman7546
    @mimikotorman7546 Год назад +2

    Ladies stay safe cause thisss💀💀💀💀

  • @dlc-angolana
    @dlc-angolana Год назад

    "I've beeeeeen having this car, where is YOUR underwear?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Anon-568
    @Anon-568 Год назад

    I needed this video had a sad Bday and just laughed to piece's watching these guys.

  • @jolayemipeter7333
    @jolayemipeter7333 Год назад

    "i came out the barbershop and girls saw me" 😂😂😂

  • @jd7457
    @jd7457 Год назад +1

    I’d be like “Sorry babes that’s mine”

  • @moalatheartist4329
    @moalatheartist4329 Год назад

    The way y’all got to lyinggggggg 😂😂😂😂😂 y’all were really into it

  • @nishaali6604
    @nishaali6604 Год назад +1

    James u kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. mad love from 🇹🇹

  • @TEGO_10
    @TEGO_10 Год назад

    Lol, The Brother that said "Baby this ain't even my car." Sounds like the brother saying in the Video - "Baby this ain't even my neck tho."

  • @eKbeatsMaster
    @eKbeatsMaster Год назад +4

    😆😆😆thought the spark was lost😩😩😩🤡

  • @delanofoster407
    @delanofoster407 Год назад +8

    “Drake fan Veronica Correia - hired by Playboy” it’s on the net

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Год назад +1

      Is she Brazilian? 👀👀👀

    • @delanofoster407
      @delanofoster407 Год назад +3

      @@miriam2837 think so she does seem to have a Latina look😅

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Год назад

      The Name is too obvious, Brazilian are 🔥🔥😊😏

  • @refisings4425
    @refisings4425 Год назад

    Y’all actually ain’t Shit for how effortlessly the banter happened between y’all 😂

  • @ridhwwan
    @ridhwwan Год назад +1

    James doesn't gaslight, he is the spark and boom 💥the Methane King 😭.

  • @geegeeBk
    @geegeeBk Год назад +4

    I'd have said, "My buddy Mike borrowed my car a few days ago."

  • @straightouttazambia2835
    @straightouttazambia2835 Год назад +5

    In that situation, I'm calling my day one and I'm saying "Bro I thought we agreed that if I lend you the car again you can't be smashing chicks in the car. Like if you need the extra money to secure a venue just ask and send you some cash. Now my girl is finding some random girls panties in my car and it's just not a good look bro"

  • @tkbreezy21
    @tkbreezy21 Год назад +2

    Id just call one of the mandem "i cant believe i let u borrow my car for some cheeks", he knows the deal and will 'apolagise', i now owe him one

  • @Snowboarding2020
    @Snowboarding2020 Год назад +3

    Tell her its her best friend's. That way she'll have no one to go to vent

  • @nazifamiah5226
    @nazifamiah5226 Год назад +8

    Love your content