Fellas, Defend Yourself... | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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- Опубликовано: 3 авг 2023
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This Week The Guys Discuss:
'Fellas, Defend Yourself...'
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Calling her the love of your life while cheating on her is crazyy 💀
We need a "where is she now"...
Imagine she watches the pod and remembers this happening 😭
Right? He's just a player. Remember that energy when you date the next guy. The charisma. The attitude. Then remember that those are red flags.
@@eternalrage6548charisma is a red flag now? Chill out
@@eternalrage6548 that's exactly why i take notes lol these guys are giving up all the signs
Man says "Back in my cheating days" same way parents used to tell us how they had to traverse mountains to get to school😂
🤣🤣this is too real
FFAAAAAAXXXXXXX 😂😂😂
I ruined your 666 likes so sorry
FAMMMMM!!!!!!
Happened to my Mama. She spent the night with dude and said she found panties barely tucked under his bed. Homegirl did that on purpose because she sensed he was fooling around on her too. That was her way of letting my mama know “woman, whoever you are, he’s lying to both of us”. She confronted dude and left. She called me while he’s banging on her car window trying to apologize and I was like “Mom what the fuck???” For shits and gigs I’m 36 years old. TLDR the lies don’t stop 😂
the "she's just trying to get under your skin" I would've punched the dude LMAOOO 🤣
No but fr I’m going to JAIL😂
😂
😂
I would’ve punched all of them with those shitty excuses 😭
Trust cause are you taking the piss now 😅😅 what kind of response is that 😂
"Just leave me like everyone else" most toxic response ever 😅😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’d answer back “Like you deserve!” and leave his ass right here and there.
@@cassiopee26I’d say “you’ve cheated on me like all my cheating ex’s”
“Because I’ve had this car.. where’s your underwear?” They have the ability to take and flip scenarios to the next level so easily 😂
Was looking for this 🤣🤣
James james james! Player player player! Man’s got game for days!
They went from saying they'd be stumped to making 5 minutes of top notch excuses and gaslighting 🤣🤣
"Baby this ain't even my car" 😂
Spun me 360 😂
Crazy 😂😂😂
😂😂
She saw me banging on the bathroom floor
"Came out the barber shop and women saw me"
That one killed me 😂😂😂😂
JAMES IS LITERALLY LIGHTER FLUID !!!! 😂 he will gaslight any situation 😂
😅😅😅😅 I despise him for it but I don’t actually despise him for it it’s a very bittersweet feeling
Literally had this happen. Mans said “I forgot to move them”. It was instantly over but I respect he didn’t even bother to lie.
“… yeah it is exactly what it looks like.” 🤷♂️😂
The role plays just come naturally with these guys😂😂
"You're not tired of this toxic game you keep playing?" the best one yet, give that guy the title...it's over!
I would have said I let my homeboy use my car for a date as you can see it went well 😂
This a good one ✍🏽
Yeah that's a good one 😂😂
And that is why we don’t like y’all homeboys😂
Well done, rational...hope you have someone to back you up that you were home without the car...😅
This wins
James should write a movie script 😂😂
These outlandish and wild scenarios NEED to come to the big screen. Where are the actors writers producers and directors when you need them!!!
@@bl757 yes exactly
@@bighomieJ5X lol at least a quick animated cartoon short. SOMETHING!
@@bl757they on strike 😂
Or a web series
I actually hate how easily you fit yourselves into every damn scenario. 😂😂
"Bite her lip..."
"Tch, get in and bend over man..."
😂😂😂
“leave me like everyone else does” the way im turning into viola davis grabbing her bag and leaving
Fuhad saying "bend over" in that smooth voice would make me forget the whole thing😂
You men know what you doing 😂😂
No! We have to stay strong my sisters! 😩😂😂
The voice and the look. DAMN!! Smh I’m weak 🤷🏽♀️
James screaming reaction just validates this 😂
Just toxic from the pits 🔥 😂😂
I won't admit how many times I rewound that part 😅😂
Baby, did you not hear about that tornado that ripped through Victoria's Secret? And the worst part is that I left my windows down.
That's a good one 😂😂😂
These are Calvin Kleins 😑
When Fuhad said bend over in that deep voice I forgot I was married 😂
😂😂😂😂
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We went from a whole gaslighting scenerio to a story about cheating on "the love of his life"....who hurt you🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣
Guys will forever gaslight 💀
men and woman do that lol
I have a feeling Fuhad and James have had to deal with random panties on multiple occasions 😂😂
I am so blessed to have 3 brothers. One of which is 11 years older than me. I promise I've seen and heard so much... 😂
Lmmfao 😂😂😂😂 the level of toxic as gaslighting reached by James and Fuhad keeps me from drooling over them but loving them as my besties 😂😂😂
Fuhad face when James said the love of my life the first time 😂😂
“Bend over!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭That’s shit had me cackling. Y’all are sick😂
“YOU WASTE MANNNNNNN!!! YOU WASTE MANNNNNNN!!”😂😂😂😂
"Just leave me likes everybody else" lmaooooooo!!!!!!! Classic move.
Playing the victim is top tier gaslighting 😂😂😂😂
Fuhad and James are too toxic for me Im weak....I cant ..its too much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lessons learnt from this podcast. The game is the game. If you're out here looking for love you have to charge a lot of guys to the game. Drop him as soon as your gut tells you. Otherwise you waste so much time on lies, gas lighting and mind games. All for a cute face and a laugh.
No one thought to say “I let my friend borrow my car” 😭
James - “I wanna hear these lies”
Thank goodness when I clicked before it said the video had been removed. Luckily, it came back again. You all really cheer me up 😂 😅😂
First of all, who is leaving their knickers in someone’s car!? There’s no way I’m leaving anywhere without mine lol
It's called getting a lick back. Petty on High lol! Your dating an ex or someone with a girl conveniently drop the package off. See what happens.....or so I've been told.
I swear these guys would be able to gas light everyone and anyone with these elaborate scenarios they go through here 😂
They would have people second guessing all their life choose I swear 😂😭🤣
“It wasn’t me”😂💀
Honey came in and she caught me red handed, freaking with the girl next door...
Y'all crack me up, so bad. The tweets are hilarious, but ur reactions and commentary absolutely SLAY me!!
James .. cheated and "love of my life" is an oxymoron 😂
Now James, how is she the love of your life and you out here cheating on her??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Men and their logic
My dear it doesn't have anything to do with that... I literally had sex with my besto 4days back (a girl who will be married next week), but the first thing she told me after dressing back, was: "my man doesn't deserve this" ... Mind you she is the one who literally pushed for it, she even paid for the hotel.
Lesson: sex and love are 2 different things.
Men cheat for women. I love her so much that I want to take things off her plate because she does so much for me.
@@pacisco5151I am dying😂😂😂😂😂
@@pacisco5151not u defending it still 😭😭
@@SunHazel92 You see this friend of mine, I know her man is the love of her life, but because of horn n wareva she still had sex, and it doesn't mean that she stopped loving her man. And I will be honest with u, it also hurt me after her saying that
Call your cousin on the phone and yell at her “what the fuck did you do in my car”?
the way you man flipped that panty in da car ting was f**king legendary 😂😂😂
😂😂 hilarious..love all your videos..much ❤from Kenya 🇰🇪
“I been having this car. Where’s your underwear????” 😂😂😂
Bruh when these men COMMIT!! Like they for real go all in 😂😂😂
“Back in my cheating days” has finished me
As an American, I now say "Literally" in James voice 😂
Lol I do it too. It’s the only word I can authentically imitate
“Lit-TroLly” 😂
When James said whoah whoah and pretended to trip!! That part had me rolling!! 🤣
Yes!!!! My favorite people I’ve been waiting for this ❤❤
Tell her you had to do laundry at the mat. Must have got stuck on the comforter 😂
😂😂😂
For some reason, I always thought Patreon episodes were shot in a different location.
😂😂😂The off ramp these mandem do is crazy.
The “I think we should take this time apart while you figure out if you want this or not” took the cake
I’m pissed that you spinning this had me smiling dawg 😩
"The fuck you mean?? Don't you remember last night!?"
i love that james laughs like this emoji ➡️🙈🙈
You guys are f*cking hillarious! I came here from tik tok and have been addicted ever since. Please don’t ever stop 😂
"She's getting knocked out on the daily..."😂😂😂
I had the "LOML"coming over???
Thats crazy,even for James😂
I absolutely appreciate these videos and I liked it only to see that I made it change to the 3,6k. I never felt apart of smtn bigger before lol keep going
CHARGED IT!!! 😂 😅😂 😂 😅😂 😂 😅😂 😂 😅😂
"I'm just trying to come home and make you dinner.."...now I KNOW you're lying to me James!! 🤣🤣🤣
“I picked up a group of drunk girls when ubering 2 nights ago. One of them must’ve left them there. So annoying, I’ve even deleted the app now”
- You such a liar, when did you start driving for Uber??
“I told you I was gonna try it for a week to make a little extra 💰. See you never listening when I tell you stuff. I was gonna surprise you with that thing you wanted but forget it now”
- what thing?? The Beyoncé tickets?!
“Yes! The Bey tickets, but forget it”
👏🏾👏🏾
I think I occasionally watch your channel just teach myself how to recognize toxic men.
I'm telling my radar: "if he reminds you of Fuhad or James, the answer is no."
James, did you say… “what colour is that - nude.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"oh come on!! i let my bro drive it one day, and that's what he left in? disgusting, let me call him rn!!"
😂😂😂
Unless your bro is Ellis 😅 then you're not safe g
Love your content
These niggas got game , respect 🤣🤞🏾
The fact that they think that will make her forget lmbo😂😂😂
I PROMISE YOU RIGHT NOW that lie you guys both just came up with would worrrkkkkkk, James & Fuhad had to be serial cheats back then I just know it I’m onto you man🤣😂😂😂
The “Cap” is real with these stories!😂😂😂
You man are about to hit 2M before end of year 🎉🎉🎉🎉
8:22 James you always get me together with these stories and lies 😭🤣
It can never be so serious 😂, really had to dash em out the window😂😂
lmao this reminds me of that episode where the guy had the xl panties to wear but his girl thought he was cheating 😂😂
Won't lie, James had me for a minute there, he's too good at gaslighting BANA!
I needed this video had a sad Bday and just laughed to piece's watching these guys.
They way y'all spunnnn it y'all need to stooop frr😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m cackling 😭😂😂💀 at “I’ve had this car, where’s your underwear???”😂😂😭😭
James u kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. mad love from 🇹🇹
6:50 I swear, she’ll go from fuming red, to pale white again, to pinkish red, then just straight up hot red💐🔥🤌🏾🥶👊🏾
The Landry excuse actually happened to me and my brother. He called me panicked and everything while they were in the car together 😅
Though the clothing wasn't underwear
Ladies stay safe cause thisss💀💀💀💀
Is James living in some fantasy world or all these things he usually talks about really happened?😅😅
they are TOO smooth with this LOL
Lol, you guys didn’t read the best one, man said “I will call a friend, and start shouting and vexing like why would you do that, then put it on speaker”, as long as your friend will play along, this should work
I f**kn love you guys
This video is a life savor
I would’ve said “I bought them for you , you know I love you in skin tones but if you don’t like em I’ll get my money back “ 😂
I’d be like “Sorry babes that’s mine”
I love y’all ❤
Babe, you knew what you were getting into - Retired Aquarius
Lol, The Brother that said "Baby this ain't even my car." Sounds like the brother saying in the Video - "Baby this ain't even my neck tho."
These two are like master gaslighters, Jesus😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I ain’t nothing for this one lol
The laundry one was the most believable.... But the sister would have to back him up because I'm definitely asking her!!
I'm dealing with it everyday, I'm bobbing and weaving lmao 🤣
That story at the end though 🤣🤣
"I've beeeeeen having this car, where is YOUR underwear?" 😂😂😂😂
This happened to me and the guy said just that! She’s trying to mad you mad let’s just have a good time!
did it worked?
@@eviltacos3200lmaoo
👀👀👀 NO HE DIDN'T 😂
@@eviltacos3200 only because we weren’t exclusive and I knew about her already 😂
@@miriam2837 we weren’t exclusive and I knew about her so he did and it worked 😂
Fresh sheets don't remove the other woman's spirit in the room. We can tell if there was someone else in the house. Infact some of us women dream about the things men do before they happen.
Women have been saying & proving this for years and they still don’t believe in women’s intuition 😂
@@shayshay7495women's insecurities
Because its nonsense
It’s why they try hard to gaslight women from childhood forward. They want us to doubt ourselves
@@anubis8918you’re just scared