James' Birthday From HELL | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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  • Опубликовано: 27 июл 2024
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    This Week The Guys Discuss:
    00:00, Beyonce
    6:19, James' Birthday From HELL
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  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 11 месяцев назад +1828

    James has lived a LIFE. You would think he's on his 9th life with all the stories he tells 😂

    • @paulagoeringer9466
      @paulagoeringer9466 11 месяцев назад +57

      Proof he's a cat 😂

    • @danielandree3947
      @danielandree3947 11 месяцев назад +20

      Not for nothing tho, even with all the stories he has, none of them really has him any danger really.

    • @georgejones8307
      @georgejones8307 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@danielandree3947how is that relevant lmao

    • @danielandree3947
      @danielandree3947 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@georgejones8307 well usually the 9 lives refers to cats… and how they can survive bad situations, while James goes through some shit he doesn’t really ever have situations where he’s in danger.

    • @cameilramouche3644
      @cameilramouche3644 11 месяцев назад +1

      Facts

  • @Beautiful_Sound_1995
    @Beautiful_Sound_1995 11 месяцев назад +527

    The mental image of James' POV seeing their little faces looking at him over the back seats of the coach as it left sweeted me. 😂

  • @AbsolutelyNot86
    @AbsolutelyNot86 11 месяцев назад +1714

    So James literally had shxts and Fuhad had gigs on James’ 21st. Well done!

    • @lovelace4512
      @lovelace4512 11 месяцев назад +35

      lol well put

    • @tianna7369
      @tianna7369 11 месяцев назад +20

      I’m so weak 😂

    • @kikialeaki1850
      @kikialeaki1850 11 месяцев назад +47

      We finally know who’s shxts and who’s gigs😂

    • @carolmashile7533
      @carolmashile7533 11 месяцев назад +4

      💯. Don't wanna mess up the 888 likes though 😂

    • @chulsty0806
      @chulsty0806 11 месяцев назад +2

      I always thought it was 'shits and gigs' as in shits and giggles

  • @feecm
    @feecm 11 месяцев назад +857

    We can’t just speed past Rem telling this man he came on his beriod!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 11:59

    • @morganepg
      @morganepg 11 месяцев назад +53

      I thought I was crazy when I heard that

    • @fruit032
      @fruit032 11 месяцев назад +41

      Lol I ain't never heard such a thing - I was today years old 😂😂

    • @feecm
      @feecm 11 месяцев назад +40

      I had to run it back a few times. It flowed out so naturally!!!!

    • @fruit032
      @fruit032 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@feecm right?!? Too funny! 😂😂😂

    • @Beautiful_Sound_1995
      @Beautiful_Sound_1995 11 месяцев назад +16

      It hit me so hard, i couldn't even laugh.

  • @x0Mickey0x
    @x0Mickey0x 11 месяцев назад +323

    The fact that they still went to your house for dinner after leaving you behind is treacherous 😂😂😂

    • @Kayla-kd8ov
      @Kayla-kd8ov 11 месяцев назад +31

      😂😂😂😂they are so wrong.
      Like they didn't even wait for him to get on the coach 😂😂 just watched him sprint from the window 😂😂

    • @molliefitzpatrick8157
      @molliefitzpatrick8157 11 месяцев назад +15

      I think it's from when the house shared in uni

    • @zainaba.407
      @zainaba.407 8 месяцев назад +5

      It’s the house they all shared at Uni. He didn’t make his birthday dinner at “home” for man’s was in SUNDERLAND 😂😂😂

  • @miriam2837
    @miriam2837 11 месяцев назад +349

    Someone with animation skills, please, make a cartoon of James story, I beg!😂

    • @thirteenwolfies
      @thirteenwolfies 11 месяцев назад +6

      That’s a great idea!!

    • @everblua
      @everblua 4 месяца назад +1

      @kaio.creates would be great

  • @gosberttooleni
    @gosberttooleni 11 месяцев назад +365

    James must write a book called "I have lived" it will be interesting and fun to read, hilarious story 😂😂😂

    • @purplepantha11
      @purplepantha11 11 месяцев назад +6

      Id buy that book in a heart beat

    • @gosberttooleni
      @gosberttooleni 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@purplepantha11 that makes us two

    • @kahuemberson4858
      @kahuemberson4858 6 месяцев назад +2

      It needs to be an audio book bro, I need to hear him narrate it himself

  • @darshanaalexander2557
    @darshanaalexander2557 11 месяцев назад +197

    JAMES WHOLE LIFE STORY IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @AndiOjeda123
    @AndiOjeda123 11 месяцев назад +307

    Why did James yell, “You don’t got Beyonce money!” The way my Mother used to yell, “Do you got McDonalds money?” 😂😂😂

  • @Menooy22
    @Menooy22 11 месяцев назад +125

    Did Rem say you came on your Beeriod? 11:58 😂😂😂😂 I'm in bits

  • @mazu3433
    @mazu3433 11 месяцев назад +121

    James' story telling abilities are out of this world!

  • @MyRandomLife247
    @MyRandomLife247 11 месяцев назад +42

    The bus driver looking back at 10:02, had me on the floor bruv LMAO XD.

  • @N0-B0DY.
    @N0-B0DY. 11 месяцев назад +338

    James never fails to make my legs swing at a 90⁰ degree angles

    • @Kusanagi7618
      @Kusanagi7618 11 месяцев назад

      Careful, that's how dick finds it's way between them😂

    • @Ts-Slump
      @Ts-Slump 11 месяцев назад +20

      yo what😂

    • @dwaynemotshome3230
      @dwaynemotshome3230 11 месяцев назад +14

      Pause😭

    • @MaidenHelll
      @MaidenHelll 11 месяцев назад +9

      Where u sitting so ur feet don’t touch floor??

    • @juliannarosado9121
      @juliannarosado9121 11 месяцев назад +5

      Absurd 🤣

  • @A-wk2ss248
    @A-wk2ss248 11 месяцев назад +108

    james has lived a life im genuinely on the floor cackling😭😭

  • @queenla227
    @queenla227 11 месяцев назад +75

    Everyone’s had that kind of sleep before. You’re so tired, close your eyes, and BOOM… 2 hours went by.

  • @pmccray551
    @pmccray551 11 месяцев назад +51

    James ' stories do me in every time 😂😂😭🤣 Beeriod 😭😂😅.

    • @brithegenius
      @brithegenius 10 месяцев назад +3

      BEERIOOODDD LOLOLOL MY CHEST

    • @brianaaaaaa
      @brianaaaaaa 9 месяцев назад +1

      beriod is HILARIOUSSSSS

  • @kateq7212
    @kateq7212 11 месяцев назад +67

    Standing in my spare room ironing, crying with laughter at the tale of the coach journey from Sunderland.

  • @Kimmy_Beee
    @Kimmy_Beee 11 месяцев назад +11

    11:58 “Yeah….you came on your beer-iod” Rem with game winner😂😂😂lol

  • @kembawinchester4861
    @kembawinchester4861 11 месяцев назад +810

    JAMES IS RIGHT
    You don't have the money, just don't go! It's crazy. Why are you complaining about something that you can make a choice for?

    • @stikflair
      @stikflair 11 месяцев назад +61

      The world we live in now. People feel entitled to EVERYTHING

    • @veryfitting
      @veryfitting 11 месяцев назад +17

      People feel entitled to watching the act a concert, wow what a crazy world.

    • @stikflair
      @stikflair 11 месяцев назад

      @@veryfitting nobody forcing them to buy it and if you can’t afford it STAY THE FUCK UP. A concert ain’t a right or a need

    • @ThereSaSpiderNMySoup
      @ThereSaSpiderNMySoup 11 месяцев назад +7

      They should be discounted deeper. $100 difference is not enough.

    • @firasattieh6309
      @firasattieh6309 11 месяцев назад +22

      @@ThereSaSpiderNMySoupif you look at it like that it’s not much but it’s literally 50% of the cheapest price

  • @Arrancar6grimmjow6
    @Arrancar6grimmjow6 11 месяцев назад +120

    James and these articulate stories!!! This man has BEEN THRU some things. 😂 Bonus: getting Rem to fallout laugh

  • @annabel.okonkwo
    @annabel.okonkwo 11 месяцев назад +32

    This is literally my favourite James story 🤣 "sprint to the toilet and shit myself" 😭😭

  • @chelseahenderson2873
    @chelseahenderson2873 11 месяцев назад +19

    Rem said he was on his beriod 😂😂😂 I'm stealing that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @misshassan100
    @misshassan100 11 месяцев назад +9

    'The air is thinner' subtle but it had me rolling😅

  • @catlyn2010
    @catlyn2010 11 месяцев назад +30

    The thing with the Beyoncé behind the stage tickets is if they get in the building chances are they can eventually get to the floor. After about 30 min, the stadium workers don't care as long as you don't cause any issues.

  • @phililegumede8363
    @phililegumede8363 11 месяцев назад +32

    I literally rewatched this episode back to back because of James’ story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jadethomas4445
    @jadethomas4445 11 месяцев назад +15

    😂 haha this brought back so many memories. So funny how differently men & women are. Men don’t care if they leave their mates, us women; if one misses the bus, we are all missing the bus. No one is getting left behind 😂🤣😂

  • @poeticvoldemort
    @poeticvoldemort 11 месяцев назад +39

    The Twitter threads cussing guys who bought their girls listening seats to Beyonce are going to be juicy😂😂😂

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 11 месяцев назад +26

    That’s literally a “shits & gigs” story 😂😂

  • @user-pl5jw5vy2l
    @user-pl5jw5vy2l 11 месяцев назад +44

    Hahaha James has funny life experiences for EVERYTHING hahaha

  • @eKaYTeNshi
    @eKaYTeNshi 11 месяцев назад +10

    I went twice and the second time, I was next to the listening only seats and BABY! it was STILL a vibe. She walks out the screen so you'll see her enough

  • @wesnotnice
    @wesnotnice 11 месяцев назад +37

    LOL BRAAAAAADDDAAAA!! James that was the best story I've heard in a minute. I'm dying.

  • @SMRTPRful
    @SMRTPRful 11 месяцев назад +16

    I saw Beyonce in Toronto. The night before, they changed the cameras and it would've impacted our view. Our seats and everyone else in our section was upgraded. So listening only would definitely be disclosed

  • @meganmarshall5098
    @meganmarshall5098 11 месяцев назад +82

    Never fail to make me absolutely lose my mind 😂

  • @JustShaye
    @JustShaye 11 месяцев назад +14

    I agree, the listening only seats are still a seat. No one said you can’t walk around and watch her as you grab a snack from the concession lol

  • @AppleJuiceTarot
    @AppleJuiceTarot 11 месяцев назад +20

    Most of the seats you can’t see anyway bc everybody stands with their phones out anyway

    • @citrusbitrus
      @citrusbitrus 11 месяцев назад +2

      Facts. So freaking annoying.

  • @isunshiine
    @isunshiine 11 месяцев назад +88

    Isn’t that called the walk of shame James? 😂

  • @chauvingreenaway
    @chauvingreenaway 11 месяцев назад +17

    😂😂😂😂 James I love how that story just came out of know where. The laugh out loud I just done 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Noble1010
    @Noble1010 11 месяцев назад +12

    When James tells a story it always sends me off ends 😂😂

  • @nokukhanyapenelopembotho6083
    @nokukhanyapenelopembotho6083 11 месяцев назад +14

    Is that a wedding band on Rems' finger? Bro 'bout to break hearts 😂

    • @Claudia-yc8xk
      @Claudia-yc8xk 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yes ! I saw it months ago and my heart shattered 😂 ... Like I'd have a chance with him hahahaha

  • @brianalee2393
    @brianalee2393 11 месяцев назад +53

    Gotta love when multiple people comment “first” 😂

    • @datname1939
      @datname1939 11 месяцев назад +2

      First in heart...

    • @annedijeh
      @annedijeh 11 месяцев назад +4

      What's the purpose of the "first" comment? Do you get recognition or get paid? I'm curious

    • @brianalee2393
      @brianalee2393 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@annedijeh I’d say it has more to do with proving to others, along with the creators, that they’re fans. Yk to get that sense of self- accomplishment.

    • @Yurrr823
      @Yurrr823 11 месяцев назад +3

      I been loosing for 8 weeks now ...i feel like rem on top 5

  • @ifti1311
    @ifti1311 8 месяцев назад +1

    6:22 That "OH YEAH" from Fuhad cracks me up every time

  • @kimberlymcknight2733
    @kimberlymcknight2733 11 месяцев назад +20

    Just love all of james stories..😂

  • @kjswagg15
    @kjswagg15 11 месяцев назад +4

    Anybody else just randomly say,”Faaaaaam” throughout the day? 😂😂

  • @lydialangeni
    @lydialangeni 11 месяцев назад +9

    James was on tour 😂😂😂

  • @lisenaf2599
    @lisenaf2599 11 месяцев назад +4

    I just NEED to see some pics of all of them from the uni days

  • @Livingingratitudeforever
    @Livingingratitudeforever 8 месяцев назад +2

    It’s Fuhad looking back at him when he’s running to get there for me. 😭💀😂

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ 11 месяцев назад +42

    Sounds like an amazing story to tell your kids James 😂😂😂😂. I would have panicked but eventually chilled out since I know I'll get home..... eventually and pass out 😂

  • @candezsimmons2001
    @candezsimmons2001 11 месяцев назад +19

    When I was in uni I had similar experience every time I went home. For context I went uni in estonia (eastern europe) and I live Antigua(Easter Caribbean). I use to fall asleep on buses and trains, battery was always dead and I don't speak the languages of the countries I flew through. Fun times

  • @kattleyaygat
    @kattleyaygat 11 месяцев назад +6

    I go back to this video every single day to have a good laugh 😂😂😂

  • @danielleg96
    @danielleg96 11 месяцев назад +18

    James actually kills me 😂❤️

  • @teshaylablackston9190
    @teshaylablackston9190 11 месяцев назад +5

    "it's near New Castle" "oooh🤢"

  • @steffinyou9006
    @steffinyou9006 11 месяцев назад +2

    Low key knee slapper "there's altitude up there!"

  • @oh.so.sine.
    @oh.so.sine. 11 месяцев назад +2

    "THEN DONT GO! YOU AINT GOT BEYONCE MONEY BRO!" i died, i cackllleeeddd

  • @Faiththegemini
    @Faiththegemini 11 месяцев назад +7

    Literally seeing Beyoncé in Miami today 😂

  • @kindofyoung
    @kindofyoung 11 месяцев назад +22

    A listening only option actually sounds kind of nice for people that want to hear the live performance, but the lights and visuals may be too much or overstimulating for them. And you can still get in and buy merch!

  • @ivynya29
    @ivynya29 11 месяцев назад +53

    James’s life is chaotic

  • @Bforthepeace
    @Bforthepeace 11 месяцев назад +4

    It’s crazy because I saw Beyonce on her London date for £150 (which I think is more than reasonably priced for someone of her caliber) and had amazing seats. American prices are just crazy.

  • @NevermindHDx
    @NevermindHDx 11 месяцев назад +49

    This reminds me of James' story when he had to run to work and the client cancelled the appointment while it was happening because James stank of alcohol or puke or whatever. Anyone know what episode that was?

    • @bigtimeshyboyy1821
      @bigtimeshyboyy1821 11 месяцев назад +6

      He's told that story twice.. can't remember the episodes. Sorry 😂.

    • @silvermoo8869
      @silvermoo8869 11 месяцев назад +14

      Rock bottom has a basement, ep 301

    • @NevermindHDx
      @NevermindHDx 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@silvermoo8869 appreciate it, king.

  • @amaruhouston6006
    @amaruhouston6006 11 месяцев назад +12

    These type of lessons teach you restraint😂

  • @courtb9684
    @courtb9684 11 месяцев назад +17

    The cheapest being $318 is what’s insane, not even the listening tickets

    • @LandPirate1
      @LandPirate1 11 месяцев назад +2

      I dont understand how decent seats cost more than a month's rent. That takes the piss lol

    • @tchew2545
      @tchew2545 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@LandPirate1resale… i got GOOD seats for $250ish before the resale

    • @danzinno
      @danzinno 11 месяцев назад

      @@LandPirate1to be fair, these are tickets in the U.S., where avg monthly rent is $1700.

  • @NathsCrazyWorld
    @NathsCrazyWorld 11 месяцев назад +2

    Too hilarious....laughed so much.James got stories for dayzzzzzzz. Man has lived 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexandrap4753
    @alexandrap4753 11 месяцев назад +5

    2018 Coachella was absolutely wild!!!!!! ❤

  • @nina-cy5dd
    @nina-cy5dd 11 месяцев назад +4

    HAHAHAH I’m from Newcastle and hearing you guys drag Sunderland is FUNNY man 😭 yo but I didn’t appreciate that “oh” from Fuhad

  • @desirebrown5759
    @desirebrown5759 11 месяцев назад +8

    Danggg I might needa get on the patreon cause this was HILARIOUSSSSS!!!!!!

  • @pettiestofbettys
    @pettiestofbettys 11 месяцев назад +5

    The listening seats only for beyonce tonight in Miami are at best 367 with fees....I've been on the tickets all week. But also blind people go to concerts all the time and experience all of the sounds.

  • @merp9211
    @merp9211 Месяц назад

    Fearsome friends would NEVER abandon our drunk bestie. 😂

  • @user-kc6bd7fz8e
    @user-kc6bd7fz8e 11 месяцев назад +3

    I swearrr this is why i always have a charger in me when i go out😂😂 i rather be late asf then go without a charger

  • @KGQ89
    @KGQ89 8 месяцев назад +1

    When Rem said “you had your Beeriod” I fucking lost it 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @charmainelucas7785
    @charmainelucas7785 11 месяцев назад +9

    REM laughing is making it even worse! 😅😅😅

  • @jotaylor3935
    @jotaylor3935 11 месяцев назад +1

    You man did James dirty. Yall could have asked the driver to stop so that Jimmy could get on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elizabethkent9859
    @elizabethkent9859 11 месяцев назад +1

    Rem (casually) : “you came on your beeriod”
    BEERIOD 😂👌11:58

  • @jd-dp4vq
    @jd-dp4vq 7 месяцев назад +1

    This one had me in stitches 😭 the worst birthday ever 😂😂

  • @isaurak6693
    @isaurak6693 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lmaooo it's hilarious cos my uni is in Sunderland and I was shocked she was there too

  • @666bigBOB
    @666bigBOB 11 месяцев назад +2

    Y'all are the best make me laugh everyday. 😂

  • @ricardomonteiro5588
    @ricardomonteiro5588 11 месяцев назад +4

    Sunderland fam, defend yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @intldawn
    @intldawn 2 месяца назад

    Rem has never tired of hearing this story 😂😂😂 My dude was losing it ☠️

  • @Gorgeousbronze1
    @Gorgeousbronze1 11 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂 yall are the funniest on YT right now for me

  • @shackpryce9407
    @shackpryce9407 11 месяцев назад +4

    James has and tells the best stories 😅

  • @maokay
    @maokay 9 месяцев назад +1

    Funny thing is, in Japan, AKB48 and their group, had been doing "Listening seats" for years, and it was very well received, because it allowed fans to participate but at a much lower price. Some fans even said they actually got the real behind-the-scenes from those seats because they were able to actually see the artists before they go onto the stage....so I don't understand the backlash on this.....

  • @juangarcia2007
    @juangarcia2007 11 месяцев назад +1

    I lost it when fuhad said "OH YEAH!!!" 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Mister.Curious
    @Mister.Curious 11 месяцев назад +3

    You just know if Taylor Swift sold Listening Only tickets, the reaction would be "aww swifties". Also James' story had me howling! 😂😂

  • @ayamempress1579
    @ayamempress1579 11 месяцев назад +1

    So wait, you man never even told the driver to wait for James and he's right there, dang lol

  • @robynson_
    @robynson_ 11 месяцев назад +6

    Now Friday has started ✌️

  • @bajanbreezy
    @bajanbreezy 11 месяцев назад +2

    Concerts tickets often drop drastically if you wait to 2 hours before the concert. Beyonce was expensive so many Americans flew international to see her because it was cheaper to fly to another country and see her than watching her in America. I think people were upset that the visual impaired tickets are cheaper than the behind the wall tickets.

  • @rickpilhorn
    @rickpilhorn 11 месяцев назад +2

    IDK about the UK but in the US if I get a ticket I WILL move to a spot I can see. Just get me in the building and I'll do the rest.

    • @LawMisz
      @LawMisz 11 месяцев назад

      This is exactly what my friends and I did lol saw the whole concert

  • @freckles_n_dimples
    @freckles_n_dimples 11 месяцев назад

    Fuhad’s OH YEAH and the way he said FAM got me 😂

  • @Uranusstinks
    @Uranusstinks 11 месяцев назад +4

    YoOOooOo that story was nuts 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Remiddi
    @Remiddi 11 месяцев назад +33

    I don’t understand why people are upset with Beyoncé? If people buy tickets to not see that’s they’re deal. If you can’t afford it, it’s unfortunate but it’s incredibly expensive to tour and her staff is at least 1,000 strong across the US tour alone. People have to be paid.

    • @TimTheEnchanter0
      @TimTheEnchanter0 11 месяцев назад +9

      Entertainment is a luxury anyway. I’d rather the news talk about housing prices

    • @DB-ik8hn
      @DB-ik8hn 11 месяцев назад

      Aren't these resale tickets?

    • @tyvonnlecraft9503
      @tyvonnlecraft9503 11 месяцев назад

      the crazy part is seats behind the stage were not for sale so i hope nobody tried to purchase because ticketmaster did not list those seats for sale

  • @kalishadee8925
    @kalishadee8925 11 месяцев назад

    Chilling at Golders Green, I just noticed a coach terminating at Sunderland and of course I came straight here 😂😂😅

  • @danicalang4663
    @danicalang4663 11 месяцев назад +1

    James 😂😂😂OMG the life you’ve lived😂😂😂 I can’t breathe

  • @ShanecaRene
    @ShanecaRene 10 месяцев назад +4

    I wouldn't pay one wooden nickel to watch Beyoncé or her husband perform 😂😂

  • @keahv7900
    @keahv7900 11 месяцев назад

    lmaoooooo i love yall keep me cracking up

  • @littlebrowngirl4
    @littlebrowngirl4 11 месяцев назад

    the coach story!! 🤣he said "WHERE?!" 😂😂😂

  • @tashascott8402
    @tashascott8402 11 месяцев назад +2

    Lolol you got behind Beyoncé tickets lololol

  • @kerzandycherubin808
    @kerzandycherubin808 11 месяцев назад +2

    Idk how their bus system works but here the driver would be nice enough to stop for you at least or reverse to pick you up if someone on the bus made him aware that there is someone running to catch the bus...

  • @GoCrazyBaby3
    @GoCrazyBaby3 11 месяцев назад +1

    I was on maps following along🤣🤣

  • @tanyar9221
    @tanyar9221 11 месяцев назад +1

    I think to myself wow I’ve had a life…the stories I have & then there’s James 😮😂😂😂

  • @purplepantha11
    @purplepantha11 11 месяцев назад +2

    I cried real tears hearing James story

  • @jackoenyegue
    @jackoenyegue 11 месяцев назад +8

    Just don’t go! Life is so simple sometimes it is people who complicate it!! 😅 plus… the morning after the night before of boozing … it is about to be murder in this loo!!!

  • @sophieelizabeth3777
    @sophieelizabeth3777 11 месяцев назад +3

    Imagine getting stuck in Sunderland on your birthday. Poor guy