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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @remofilwet
    @remofilwet Год назад +1771

    "How you take hundreds of back shots,but your brother can't take one." 😭😭The GASP I GASPED😭😭😂😂😂

    • @tamshay15
      @tamshay15 Год назад +51

      Bruh I SCREAMED 😱 ☠️

    • @skinnysky
      @skinnysky Год назад +33

      Omg i spit out my food when i heard that

    • @bangton_bitch5913
      @bangton_bitch5913 Год назад +15

      WOW. oh nah 😂😂😂😂

    • @victorowen2592
      @victorowen2592 Год назад +25

      My heart dropped 😂😂😂 and I ain’t know how to feel bout that

    • @shanelleperkins8227
      @shanelleperkins8227 Год назад +8

      I didn’t get it at first then when i did , i indeed gasp

  • @gabbymeneses7376
    @gabbymeneses7376 Год назад +2071

    The snapchat screenshot one TOOK ME OUT! Hahahaha ☠️🤣😂☠️

  • @krazychilel
    @krazychilel Год назад +1302

    The check in-between the couch was uncalled for but im glad it happened😂😂😂

    • @mofooty22_
      @mofooty22_ Год назад +23

      That one sent me 😂

    • @charliesangel81
      @charliesangel81 Год назад +3

      I don’t get the joke 😂😂😂 someone please explain

    • @SamiiRSMT
      @SamiiRSMT Год назад +26

      ​@@charliesangel81They mean the missing guy is so small that he might've slipped through the cracks of their couch

    • @charliesangel81
      @charliesangel81 Год назад +1

      @@SamiiRSMT ohhhhh 😂😂😂 I’m so dumb

    • @Gioheidi
      @Gioheidi Год назад

      I’m in bed now and i Almost woke my BF up because i was silently laughing my ass off at that one but i was making the whole bed shake 😂😂☠️

  • @DatFeature
    @DatFeature Год назад +2227

    Saying someone needs a government mandated bbl is insane 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brilyman
    @brilyman Год назад +407

    the 'keanu from memory' bar has the same vibe as 'tobi you look like someone's first attempt at drawing KSI' from the sidemen roast, absolutely outrageous

  • @andrewbankole517
    @andrewbankole517 Год назад +377

    That loser joke was out of this world intellect lmao.

    • @reginamushi6582
      @reginamushi6582 Год назад +27

      Was gonna say this...just classic..."because you are a looser" oh my Gosh!!! Imagine being a looser at loosing...lord have mercy

    • @moneypro85
      @moneypro85 Год назад +10

      ​@@reginamushi6582just 1 "o" in loser. I would hate for you to get dragged based on a fail attempt to use this

    • @donnadanielsen9411
      @donnadanielsen9411 Год назад

      i agree

  • @MsIndia53
    @MsIndia53 Год назад +146

    I LOOOVE when Fuhad is the commentator! 😂😂😂 it’s so much passion and expression in the way he reads them. IN REAL TEARS

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 Год назад +40

    "You drive nothing. You own nothing"
    RAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @cyrilsmedia
    @cyrilsmedia Год назад +148

    James was looking for pearls to grab at the backshot one 😂😂

  • @albertarbelo
    @albertarbelo Год назад +558

    I wonder if Keanu can sue for using his likeness without permission 🤔😂

  • @ItzAyoKy
    @ItzAyoKy Год назад +131

    This whole clip got me dead💀
    ”For the change I find in my couch I can see your butthole, but we should we be ashamed?”
    I would’ve dashed my phone if somebody would’ve sent that on a thread I made😂😂😂😂😂 6:12

  • @michellaflavius1790
    @michellaflavius1790 Год назад +167

    That response is deeper that we think, cuz if he had ever pleasured a woman, he would've definitely heard her say some bad words and would love it . 😂😂😂

    • @tayxicfox9512
      @tayxicfox9512 Год назад +10

      He ain't ever heard them he ain't do it right

  • @karlandbarrett5045
    @karlandbarrett5045 Год назад +72

    You know you have a problem (addicted) when you watch the whole episode but still go back to watch the shorts.

  • @ybkjayyo3227
    @ybkjayyo3227 Год назад +157

    Bro James and fuhad are such an undefeated duo🔥

  • @damiankamineth2389
    @damiankamineth2389 Год назад +108

    There's this show called Roast Me. They once told this guy in a wheelchair that "he had a dream that he could walk and woke up in a handstand" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ZooKo45
      @ZooKo45 Год назад +7

      Craig Smith

    • @victorowen2592
      @victorowen2592 Год назад

      Fxcking diabolical

    • @Snowboarding2020
      @Snowboarding2020 Год назад +6

      "He never seen himself in a bathroom mirror. "

    • @damiankamineth2389
      @damiankamineth2389 Год назад +2

      @@Snowboarding2020 "the inside of his house is built like a skatepark" 🤣 RIP JayWheelz

  • @precioustheedon
    @precioustheedon Год назад +133

    People just wake up and choose violence on twitter 😭😭😂😂😂

  • @ChelseaMoore-ti4vt
    @ChelseaMoore-ti4vt Год назад +43

    My spitfire of a great grandma always said "he's so ulgy he snuck up on a glass of water to even get a drink." 😂

  • @LoveAlways1002
    @LoveAlways1002 Год назад +14

    "She's giving qualifications" 🤣💯🗣😭

  • @af8499
    @af8499 Год назад +19

    6:10 James’ reaction to the onlyfans one, was my exact same reaction 😂 ..it’s facts too

  • @DanielOnuoha-gi7dn
    @DanielOnuoha-gi7dn Год назад +56

    You need a government mandated bbl had me laughing out LOUD! 😭

  • @ms.m593
    @ms.m593 Год назад +26

    😂😂 That last one had me dying 🤣 " check in the couch"😅😅😅

  • @MajorMovesB-ball
    @MajorMovesB-ball Год назад +44

    Adam Driver needs to sue someone 🤣🤣🤣

  • @itsbabyluluu
    @itsbabyluluu Год назад +18

    6:17 was so fuckin violent i love it💀

  • @moniquegaines5731
    @moniquegaines5731 Год назад +20

    The OF one was too crucial! All she had to do was say “thank you!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amyleroux5403
    @amyleroux5403 Год назад +71

    Having such a bad day but this just lifted my spirits to the max. Love 💗

  • @princesslfinesse8356
    @princesslfinesse8356 Год назад +824

    I’m telling you, watching these guys when I’m sad makes my day so much better. 🥺 They make me laugh even when I don’t feel happy. 😂

  • @redsthetics1297
    @redsthetics1297 Год назад +9

    7:53 the syncronised laughter😂😂😂

  • @damnnerves24
    @damnnerves24 Год назад +21

    Some of these clap backs had me 😂😂

  • @AxRd85
    @AxRd85 Год назад +14

    That shaky wheeze at 9:03 had me dying 😂😂

  • @juangarcia2007
    @juangarcia2007 Год назад +9

    You drive nothing, you own nothing! James' face is priceless 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @jonathandemissie9569
    @jonathandemissie9569 Год назад +18

    I see James trying to make "Evil James Glasses" a thing and I'm here for it. Watch me use it in casual convos

  • @SU_HU
    @SU_HU Год назад +49

    On REPLAY and shared immediately ! - Some of these clappers be out there like ASSASSINS. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 Год назад +11

    How is no one talking about "With the change I find in my couch i can see your butthole" That TWISTED me 😂

  • @aziweshaun1299
    @aziweshaun1299 Год назад +8

    My jaw dropped!! That Snapchat screenshot escalated real quick!!! from the replies to the clapbacks😂

  • @TheOrganizedLawyer
    @TheOrganizedLawyer Год назад +11

    "It's flaaaaaaaatt "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stikflair
    @stikflair Год назад +7

    That last one and the Adam Driver one got me on the floor. Son😂😂😂

  • @MGWA6891
    @MGWA6891 Год назад +13

    Twitter is undefeated man. It's where intrusive thoughts live.

  • @peterstuart5640
    @peterstuart5640 Год назад +59

    Pay day is Monday ... I'm seriously thinking of getting your patreon!! It will be my first time even thinking of going over there ... I need more of your shits and gigs!! You guys are hilarious!!!

  • @BillyTheTrap
    @BillyTheTrap Год назад +8

    The Snapchat one and the last one were nuts

  • @tayoriginal4067
    @tayoriginal4067 Год назад +20

    This is exactly what I needed on my lunch break! 😂
    Love ya'll

    • @paulagoeringer9466
      @paulagoeringer9466 Год назад

      Be careful eating or drinking while listening. I almost shot soda out my nose. 😆

    • @jaredvaldez7332
      @jaredvaldez7332 Год назад +1

      Factssss I’m in my lunch break 😭😭

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 Год назад +4

    Check in between the couch” I screamed!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Computecycles
    @Computecycles Год назад +9

    these guys have the best job, crack up all day with your friends, can't get much better than that

  • @MsMarmolade
    @MsMarmolade Год назад +9

    I swear! Just when I think your videos can’t get any funnier! I laughed so hard I cried! You guys!!! OMG! 😂

  • @bp.101
    @bp.101 Год назад +20

    James's reaction is everything 😂

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ Год назад +7

    Gotta love humans sometimes man 😂😂😂. All these killed me especially the mini cooper one. That was BRUTAL, I would delete my account IMMEDIATELY 😂😂

  • @kianasealy3509
    @kianasealy3509 Год назад +8

    I watched this while making coffee but had to sit down and watch it again 😂.

  • @odinmasela4080
    @odinmasela4080 Год назад +2

    "ITS FLAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS FLAAAAAAAAAAT."
    Im gonna be yelling this out of context.

  • @starcarter4404
    @starcarter4404 Год назад +27

    Just here to say love y'all sooooo much that Milly is well deserved!!!!!! Keep going fellas!!!🎉❤

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 Год назад +8

    The couch one took me out 😂

  • @MDAce150
    @MDAce150 Год назад +4

    This was without question one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched 😂😂😂

  • @SashaJ79
    @SashaJ79 Год назад +3

    The Adam Driver - Keanu Reeves bite back took me 😂😅

  • @owodunniroqeeb6618
    @owodunniroqeeb6618 Год назад +11

    I can’t imagine these guys playing you laugh you lose 😂

    • @Blondemoments67
      @Blondemoments67 Год назад +2

      They've done something similar, was funny James lasted a second or less, he said I cant look at you Fuhad before he read anything out 😂😂😂

    • @owodunniroqeeb6618
      @owodunniroqeeb6618 Год назад +1

      @@Blondemoments67 as expected 😂

  • @susanegley4149
    @susanegley4149 Год назад +10

    Snuck onto Earth, Zuckerberg feels so seen.

  • @benchamp
    @benchamp Год назад +3

    The shaving the dog and walking it backwards line is taken from The Sandlot Kids movie. Great film.
    Also: the chase the money and the dream. The guy who makes the original tweet is an American Football player, no wonder he ain't trying to be like that guy lmao.

  • @thulasizwelanga4914
    @thulasizwelanga4914 Год назад +11

    "its an evil world we live in" 😂😂😂

  • @piciguz9000
    @piciguz9000 Год назад +2

    Have to say it:
    Your videos are amazing! They get my everytime and it's dangerous for me cuz I usually watch your content while doing some cardio...I always catch me trippin over😂😂😂

  • @ogkpopper
    @ogkpopper Год назад +3

    THAT SNAPCHAT ONE IS WILD 😂😂😂

  • @katrinaferguson5437
    @katrinaferguson5437 Год назад

    I need to watch these everyday before work they get me thru the day

  • @atlistt
    @atlistt Год назад +11

    Government mandated BBL is wild😂😂💀

  • @SatanSpawnx
    @SatanSpawnx Год назад +3

    Yes! We need more of these 😂😂😂 got me dying whilst dying of the flu haha!

  • @tantank490
    @tantank490 Год назад +2

    The back shoots story I wasn't ready for 😂😂😂

  • @natashamwangi4890
    @natashamwangi4890 Год назад +10

    OMG if Fuhad had read catapult panties out loud I'd have cackled so loud

  • @lagosmeetslondon
    @lagosmeetslondon Год назад +4

    “You need a govi mandated BBL” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @onsrejeb6083
    @onsrejeb6083 Год назад +1

    “God! It’s brutal out here” 😂😂👌

  • @goodvibesstation7835
    @goodvibesstation7835 Год назад

    5:30 this whole roast 🫣😭🫨😮‍💨🤣🤣

  • @noahwood7570
    @noahwood7570 Год назад +18

    Watching you guys always manages to lift my spirits 💯 keep it up 🤌🏼

  • @destinieharris1520
    @destinieharris1520 Год назад +8

    SAVAGES SAVAGES!!! OH MY GOD lmfao

  • @leahhamo19083
    @leahhamo19083 Год назад

    1:28 took me out😭
    “Facts though” .. “sorry”😂

  • @monetjames7707
    @monetjames7707 Год назад

    This is my first time watching this podcast immediately subscribed😭😭

  • @dmulugeta
    @dmulugeta Год назад +1

    The Adam Driver one just killed me 🤣😂😁😆

  • @hannalanabanana6081
    @hannalanabanana6081 Год назад +1

    The dead brother one killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bahle_Gaji
    @Bahle_Gaji Год назад +9

    Twitter ain’t a real place man 😂

  • @wendyzaca5521
    @wendyzaca5521 Год назад

    I'm so obsessed with this chanel 😅😅😅

  • @shotgun7444
    @shotgun7444 Год назад

    I replayed this a few times, still can't breathe from laughing so hard

  • @keitumetseingrid2647
    @keitumetseingrid2647 Год назад +5

    SNG never disappoints. periodt

  • @amandaamanda4666
    @amandaamanda4666 9 месяцев назад

    I need to write these down, they are hilarious!

  • @t.chauma
    @t.chauma Год назад +3

    The way Fuhad said flaaAAAaat! ☠️

  • @beloncekamz2821
    @beloncekamz2821 Год назад +1

    I needed the laugh😂😂😂, thank you ❤️. Late to the party🎊🎉💃🏿❤️❤️, congratulations to joining the 1Million plus subscribers🍾🍻😘😘🔥🔥.

  • @alexlam1357
    @alexlam1357 Год назад +1

    The Snapchat convo and the loser convo took me out bro 😭😭 “CAUSE YOU’RE A LOSER” 😂😂

  • @muhammadneezam8568
    @muhammadneezam8568 Год назад +8

    some ppl got their mouths on kill mode bro💀

  • @MrCards15
    @MrCards15 Год назад +1

    Fam!!!! I don’t think I saw ya at 1 million subs when started watching ya this year (could be wrong but if not) ya got there sooooooo quick ya deserve it!!!!

  • @nmartin802
    @nmartin802 Год назад +1

    The Keanu Reeves/Adam Driver joke is TOOOO funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rayontita1912
    @rayontita1912 Год назад +3

    Just for context, the guy who said "I'm not tryna be like you bro", the one who some twitter rando was telling to chase the money....is an NFL player. He has plenty of money 🤣🤣🤣

  • @winaniwe
    @winaniwe Год назад

    At the end of the of girl part i was hugging my shoulders and crying

  • @joshuabrigden4820
    @joshuabrigden4820 Год назад +3

    Who hurt these people, this was fucking ruthless!

  • @VanessaCas-mk1bz
    @VanessaCas-mk1bz Год назад +1

    "For the change I find in my couch, I can see your butthole"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry whuuuuuut?????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shellypotter8721
    @shellypotter8721 Год назад +5

    The way he was reading them off one after the other made it 10 times funnier 😂

  • @yoongiisgf
    @yoongiisgf Год назад +59

    bro jamed and fuhad are so fine i honestly js want one chance PLEASE

    • @kaidoo1745
      @kaidoo1745 Год назад +6

      Jamed?

    • @yoongiisgf
      @yoongiisgf Год назад +3

      @@kaidoo1745i meant james typo 😭

    • @nikki_nickels
      @nikki_nickels Год назад +4

      Seriously!!

    • @beemonique8466
      @beemonique8466 Год назад +1

      One chance for what???😂

    • @yoongiisgf
      @yoongiisgf Год назад +3

      @@beemonique8466 anything bro. a kiss a hug to get punched slapped kicked talked too idc im desperate 😢

  • @nicolemenzies8438
    @nicolemenzies8438 Год назад +3

    The Keanu Reeves one took me out!!! ☠️💀☠️

  • @UNknown-er2nm
    @UNknown-er2nm Год назад

    9:00 bruh they started drifting 💀

  • @gh0stamv
    @gh0stamv 2 месяца назад

    The way Fuhad said that Kanté tweet was hilarious 😂

  • @leejayxxi8011
    @leejayxxi8011 Год назад

    "Adam Driver looks like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory" That took me out 😂😂 brutal but true 😂😂

  • @amonactually
    @amonactually Год назад +1

    the "change i find in my couch" one has me on the fucking floor oh my GOD 😭😭😭😭

  • @betty_006
    @betty_006 Год назад

    The way James and I shouted Jesus at the same time over the Snapchat screenshot

  • @jennyblazeee
    @jennyblazeee Год назад

    Just ordered some merch! Can’t wait to rep you guys in PA 🤙🏼

  • @kingding-a-ling9794
    @kingding-a-ling9794 Год назад +2

    Imagine trying to roast mini coppers and getting FLAMMED

  • @orincywhytedesigns
    @orincywhytedesigns Год назад

    That snuck on to earth, i saw that in real time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @manipura4049
    @manipura4049 Год назад

    Look in between the couch, uncalled for but funny AF

  • @JoshGreenaway
    @JoshGreenaway Год назад +2

    You man keep my head sane 😂 anytime I'm having a bad day I put you man on and I instantly feel better init 😂😂❤

  • @simonesays626
    @simonesays626 Год назад

    Lol “you gave it..pause”