This guy in a tux did this to me and my friends in Vegas. There is always one idiot in a friend group. My friend Em was it that night. I was pissed because he kept jumping in front of my camera and this ass was thinking he worked for the hotel. I said bitch which one? She was silent i said right we are outside in public. But go ahead drink it if you will i am NOT going to the hospital with you.
Why? I have spent countless of hours on having fun with arcade machines without putting money in them when I was a kid😂 But its probably different today, where kids are so used to be entertained🤔
@@tiner8414 it’s not that kids are used to being entertained it’s that he could’ve let them do anything else for free that would’ve been normal. And back then we went to the arcades by ourselves or with older siblings and that’s why we had no money/ coins. Usually if parents or adults took us they’d give us at least something before setting us loose and if we ran out then it was our problem
@@tiner8414because he chose to take them all there. He knew exactly where he was going, and still thought it was fine to do what he did. That’s like going to a bowling alley and not paying for an alley and instead just sitting there watching others bowl.
Facts. As the woman I woulda had to ask “why did we even come here?” If you’re that cheap homie why’d you even waste the gas? They can use their imagination at home
If I was homeless, thirsty, and it was hot outside, I’d probably be aggressive too. However, since NOBODY would be intimidated by the sight of me, I’d probably go with the “sympathy and pity” routine.
This was last year when I just turned 19 years old and a guy (22years) offered to take me out on a date and told me to look good. I obviously thought we’re doing something fancy. I got all dressed up and luckily did not wear heels. The gent took me to a museum I’ve been to 100 times before 😭😭 and after hours of walking around he took me to a McDonald’s across the street…. I was fuming. Things got worse when he said he’ll order while I find us a seat. Did he not come back with 1 kiddies meal for me and a kiddies burger for himself 😭😭😭 he continued to eat my fries. Seconds later he asked me to buy him a drink😭😭 I just left and blocked him same time
i went on a date with guy and he was going on and on about this special tea he wanted me to try, drove us 10 minutes to a starbucks (mind you there was a starbucks within walking distance of my place), proceeded to order 2 hot waters and mix me some tea from a baggy...it was matcha :/
Chipotle is def expensive and mid guacamole....my guacamole is much better. But using the gas to drive to Walmart to buy avocado, you already spent the $2.50!! 😂😂
It's $2.95 at my Chipotle, lol. He could of planned ahead and brought the avocado with him. Would that be worse, man pulling an avocado out his pocket. 😂😂
I told this guy I had already ate and I have left overs at home but he still insisted on taking me out…we go to a food truck and when it’s time to pay he says “ I’m just paying for me “ 😐 then asked me for gas money
Guy with the vodka in the crumpled water bottle ABSOLUTELY went round his parents house and poured some of their booze into the same water bottle he’s been using for this little trick since he was 14
The first thing that came to mind was a time when I went out on a date with a man and he offered to pay for the meal since I paid for the initial drinks. When we got to the restaurant, he told me he would be ordering a meal and we could split it... besides being mortified and screaming on the inside, I didn't have it in me to just tell him I would be ordering for myself (I thought it would make him feel awkward). I left that dinner still empty - lesson learned 🗣
Haggled the price of lobster at Red Lobster and then tried to pay for our movie with expired coupons we were Military, so the tickets along with the discount came to a little over $4 each. Instead of paying he stormed off. Then homeboy really tried to get me back to his barrack for a night cap. 😳🤦🏾♀️🙅🏾 My coworker would sell water during Comic-Con. James, buy a bidet and you'll be fine.
had a guy that was begging to take me on a date after talking for a while and I said sure, why not he seems fine whats the worst that can happen?? we linked at bcu and he was 40 minutes late, i let it slide bc he was in a lecture but i was pissed off about it, on that day it was also snowing as well so it was fucking freezing. when he showed up, i asked him if he wanted to go in the coffee shop on campus or somewhere like that and he said "nah, i don't like going places." the date lasted 15 minutes and he managed to call me a slut, told me to go find a purpose in life and for some reason thought i was 16 yrs old (I'm 20 and we met on bumble.) i ghosted him after that. jamie from bcu if you're reading this then was it your first time going outside or something because what the FUCK was that??
So I went to the live show yesterday in Hackney (10 May 2023) and these two gents are literally STARS. You guys are gonna go far. Also REMS you were amazing great performer was so happy to have seen you have your own segment !
I went on a date with a guy and as we sat down he told me not to order much as he's only got £10. I said I'm fine as I was contemplating how to end this date early. He finished ordering his food and then produced a chupa chups lollipop from his pocket and handed it to me across the table🤣🤣🤣
If a guy EVER showed up for drinks with a water bottle containing vodka like that, we _must_ be 14y/o. Cause, not only am I leaving but, I'm reporting him on ALL the socials! Man will NEVER get play again, NOT in this country!
@@bobbybobstar1496 Nah, just like men spread word around that so & so is easy, such is such got good head, etc.... women spread it around when men are weird. As we should. Unlike the experience for a lot of men, women are statistically much more likely to lose their life in a situation with someone whose behavior is weird. Showing up with a water bottle of a clear unknown substance is fckn weird. Period. There's no way to dress that up. Also the whole "dId yoU ReAlLy jUsT typE "oh boy" and saying its cringe really just shows how small your experience in life is. Diff cultures and types of people speak differently, even English has diff dialects. Touch some grass babe.
I had a guy ask me out to a Moroccan restaurant, and he said he would call and solidify a date. About a week later he called, said he could not take me out but he could cook for me...then asked what kind of meat did I have in the freezer. I was shocked, but I didn't have time to recover because he said; 'Now I just have to figure out how I'm gonna get home.'
The African parent in me would have crawled out and read him to filth. No because his mates are busy working while he's looking for a date, and for what?!?! Bana😒
@@KinkyYetCurly I broke it to him gently that I didn't want to go out, and we could be friends. He cursed me out, called me stuck up, etc. He waited an entire year, called me back and told me he found a wonderful woman he was in love with who was supportive. I said ; 'Who is this?'
😂😂😂😂 your story is madness, love. He did nooooot call you back to gloat that he'd found some broad to deal with his shenanigans. I KNOW asking him "who is this?" Had to just VEX him 😂😂😂😂
On a first date he said he forgot to bring his wallet and said he would pay me back on a 50$ meal and then later he said he would just buy my meal the next date we had. Never got paid back lol.
Similar experience; when I left the restaurant he said I'm arrogant because I didn't give him my card so he can pay. Who are you trying to impress??! Me your date or 60 strangers and a waitress who'll never see you again?
I'm going for my lunchtime walk and listening to this video. It's so hard to hold my laughs in cos I'm looking like a mad man laughing at these stories 🤣🤣🤣
I offered to buy a few things to make dinner together (for a second date). The dude put stuff in the cart for himself too (bread, wings, club pack of chicken breast, toilet paper, air freshener, beer). I didn’t realize until we got to the check out that he expected me to buy it all for him! 😂
@@kattodoggo3868 yessssss. Actually same guy, the next day asked me for a ride to the liquor store. He says “aren’t you coming in?” I’m like “no I don’t need anything.” He says “but I don’t have any monnnneeeeyyy”. That’s when I decided to disappear 😂
On my first ever date, me and a guy went to a Harvester (a UK pub resturaunt for anyone from overseas) I'm not all about fancy things I'm pretty chilled. Anyway, we were about to order and I was nervous af and didn't know what to get so I ordered the same as him (which was the cheapest thing on the menu) and he also got me TAP WATER!!!!! Didn't even ask me what I wanted to drink 😂😂😂😂😂 put me off for life!!! He didn't even text me after to check if I got home okay 😅
I love you guys so much you can make me laugh no matter what mood I’m in but I have something to add to this my current boyfriend everytime we go to the movies will get a small popcorn and never get drinks he always ask for the free sample cups and goes back and forth to refill it it has become like a major ick for me
He’s saving up his money to but a house… next time just bring a rich sack and your own snacks from home… pack a bottle of wine…. Give you the courage to discuss his behaviour with him with not a care…. Good luck baby… or ask him if he’s saving up for something
@@letitiasd586 he’s not i promise you he spend his money on youtooz, vinyls and videos games and helps his parents out with groceries and bills. He does this everytime we go to the movies.
I live in LA County and I work in homeless service. Water is a big deal. When it sinks in that basic human necessities like indoor plumbing, running water, protection from the elements aren’t afforded to those living on the streets, a dirty man asking for water isn’t so funny.
Good one for you I hope you answer : where and how did this podcast even start or come from? Friend of mine been on about starting something like this but don’t know how to start it off. Please reply would help us out a treat !! Watch you guys everyday religiously 🙌🏽
Riight!? Same for me in Munich! Honestly it’s like everything I eat in the states besides fruits and vegetables makes me feel awful. And somehow our salt tastes saltier here or is it just me 😭
I had a date that he told me: "I had only $40 on my debit card and the rest you had to paid it with the tips". I tell him I am sorry you will not be the future father of my future children! Block him forever. If you don't had money don't date.
This has made me laugh so much. One guy asked for a date at a semi-fancy restaurant, so I got dressed up, he came to mine and then said it's better if we eat in and came up with all excuses, I'm like sure....he asks what I want and when I ask for fish and chips, he takes us to go to the local corner shop...deadly seriously tries to buy the separate bags of like frozen fish and chips...card declines and I have to pay. There was no second date. Shameless.
I don’t like where this is going. I’ve already dealt with a lot of shitty guys and now the less shitty guys are wondering why they shouldn’t just be more shitty?😭
A guy that we were in a know each other stage before dating and when we were in the car the fare was 50 and he wasted 10minutes to negotiate so he could pay 40.....my crush towards him ended at that exact time and he had the audacity to joke about it with me.
We went to McDonalds for breakfast. He told me he’s pay half and I didn’t want to because who goes half on a $14 breakfast meal at McDonald’s? Ew. He pulled out less than half and gave the cashier the money like he was balling🙄🤦🏽♀️
going on a first date with this guy. He asked me on a scale of 1-10 how hungry am I, I said an 8. He then orders for us 1 entre to share together. It was pasta.
Dude was still expressing his interest when he called me up one night around 22:30 and asked to sleep on my couch because he got locked out and his roommates weren't home. I booked him an Uber and hotel room close to his place.
Omg that crumpled bottle of warm vodka one telling her to buy lemonade was hilarious I would’ve immediately left 😂 not cause he’s cheap but cause he had no manners for a first date. Boys if you got £ atleast respect the girl
The chipotle napkin thing, I’ve definitely seen a guy do this 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ McDonald’s napkins and all. I’ve seen ketchup packets instead of the bottle just cracking mad packets open… I’ve seen the toothpaste cut open. I’ve seen some poor shit I’m not gonna lie lmao
James walking through a park of homeless dehydrated men in Florida while carrying a case of water is hilarious 😂
That would only happen to him
100% can believe that happened in FL.... It be weird out here
This guy in a tux did this to me and my friends in Vegas. There is always one idiot in a friend group. My friend Em was it that night. I was pissed because he kept jumping in front of my camera and this ass was thinking he worked for the hotel. I said bitch which one? She was silent i said right we are outside in public. But go ahead drink it if you will i am NOT going to the hospital with you.
😮
A case of warm water
The arcade one is diabolical. I would forever feel bad for those kids.
Why? I have spent countless of hours on having fun with arcade machines without putting money in them when I was a kid😂 But its probably different today, where kids are so used to be entertained🤔
@@tiner8414 it’s not that kids are used to being entertained it’s that he could’ve let them do anything else for free that would’ve been normal. And back then we went to the arcades by ourselves or with older siblings and that’s why we had no money/ coins. Usually if parents or adults took us they’d give us at least something before setting us loose and if we ran out then it was our problem
@@tiner8414because he chose to take them all there. He knew exactly where he was going, and still thought it was fine to do what he did. That’s like going to a bowling alley and not paying for an alley and instead just sitting there watching others bowl.
Bro I laughed and cried at the same time😂😂😂. Bro if i had parents or fam who did that to me, I'd run away from home
the dad at the arcade is dead wrong because he really could've had a park date and let the kids play.
It was def personal 😭
Facts. As the woman I woulda had to ask “why did we even come here?” If you’re that cheap homie why’d you even waste the gas? They can use their imagination at home
Lmfao when I seen the thumbnail I was like what was the point
😂 that was mean!
@@taylorfisher that’s why my husband swears I’m rude, I’ll hiss and walk out. What rubbish 😭
“If you want the ones, grips the wall and shake something”… these guys are too much 😂
The way James explained the water situation, then immediately drinks from his water bottle afterwards! 👀 🤣🤣
You mean he drinks his woa afterwards
I saw that and I'm like whaaattt brooo!😂😂
Not funny @@waithiramaingi1415
“I’m not getting in between a man and his thirst” AND THEN BRINGS UP A GIGANTIC ASS EVIAN BOTTLE 🤣🤣
as a florida native, he was right to be afraid to tell them no when it came to the water 😂 they get AGGRESSIVE
If I was homeless, thirsty, and it was hot outside, I’d probably be aggressive too. However, since NOBODY would be intimidated by the sight of me, I’d probably go with the “sympathy and pity” routine.
@@babymama406 it’s Florida….Getting aggressive is liable to get ya shot…probably better everyone stick to the sympathy and pity routine 😂
@@babymama406 it’s Florida….Getting aggressive is liable to get ya shot…probably better everyone stick to the sympathy and pity routine 😂
In Atlanta they rob you😂
@@kendratFaaacts!! He lucky they asked!!
This was last year when I just turned 19 years old and a guy (22years) offered to take me out on a date and told me to look good. I obviously thought we’re doing something fancy. I got all dressed up and luckily did not wear heels. The gent took me to a museum I’ve been to 100 times before 😭😭 and after hours of walking around he took me to a McDonald’s across the street…. I was fuming. Things got worse when he said he’ll order while I find us a seat. Did he not come back with 1 kiddies meal for me and a kiddies burger for himself 😭😭😭 he continued to eat my fries. Seconds later he asked me to buy him a drink😭😭 I just left and blocked him same time
Omg I need them to read and react to this one😂😂😂
Nahhh that's a vio😭😭
@@dcarter455 they’d die laughing at me… I’m not ready 😭😭🤣
@@IsabellaS967 at wildest form 😭😭😂😂
A 22 year old did this?! 😮 There’s no way I would have been happy with that happy meal 🤣
i went on a date with guy and he was going on and on about this special tea he wanted me to try, drove us 10 minutes to a starbucks (mind you there was a starbucks within walking distance of my place), proceeded to order 2 hot waters and mix me some tea from a baggy...it was matcha :/
💀💀😂🤣
Clearly that Starbucks has the best hot water 😂
@@AM-fb3cf clearly top shelf.
Lmfaooooooooooooo
😂
Chipotle is def expensive and mid guacamole....my guacamole is much better. But using the gas to drive to Walmart to buy avocado, you already spent the $2.50!! 😂😂
That is super cheap!
It’s called being pennywise and pound foolish.
It's $2.95 at my Chipotle, lol. He could of planned ahead and brought the avocado with him. Would that be worse, man pulling an avocado out his pocket. 😂😂
@@jmev.4732 if he makes better gauc no. Then he has to share
I swear I just paid $3.65 for chipotle guac 😭
I would rather steal a toilet paper roll from work than use fast food napkins lmao.
That one made me spit my drink. I could just imagine seeing the napkins and not toilet paper.
Or steal a loo roll FROM the fast food place 🤭
true, but what if he has no job either 😂
it’s too cute how they had similar dinners 😭🥺
I told this guy I had already ate and I have left overs at home but he still insisted on taking me out…we go to a food truck and when it’s time to pay he says “ I’m just paying for me “ 😐 then asked me for gas money
Sorry you went through that 💔
😂
nooooooooooooooooo hahha xD they just do it on purpose to mess with us I swear
The real question is "did you give him that gas money?" 👀👀👀
@@justsomegirl95 😂😂😂hell no, I blocked him as soon as he took me home , said I would give it to him on payday 🤭
Bros bonding over lactose intolerance 😂😂😂
Guy with the vodka in the crumpled water bottle ABSOLUTELY went round his parents house and poured some of their booze into the same water bottle he’s been using for this little trick since he was 14
Same water bottle too...
I can’t sleep at night knowing these man exist
Lactose intolerant crew, stand up!!! ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
We'll always take the down road with full chest, suffer the consequences, recover and repeat. 😂😂😂😂
The suffering is worth it sometimes 😢
Can’t, currently on the toilet
😂😂😂 let’s go!!
Come on ! Consequences who ?
The first thing that came to mind was a time when I went out on a date with a man and he offered to pay for the meal since I paid for the initial drinks. When we got to the restaurant, he told me he would be ordering a meal and we could split it... besides being mortified and screaming on the inside, I didn't have it in me to just tell him I would be ordering for myself (I thought it would make him feel awkward). I left that dinner still empty - lesson learned 🗣
James said "grip the wall and shake sumthin" 😂😂😂
Haggled the price of lobster at Red Lobster and then tried to pay for our movie with expired coupons we were Military, so the tickets along with the discount came to a little over $4 each. Instead of paying he stormed off. Then homeboy really tried to get me back to his barrack for a night cap. 😳🤦🏾♀️🙅🏾
My coworker would sell water during Comic-Con. James, buy a bidet and you'll be fine.
had a guy that was begging to take me on a date after talking for a while and I said sure, why not he seems fine whats the worst that can happen?? we linked at bcu and he was 40 minutes late, i let it slide bc he was in a lecture but i was pissed off about it, on that day it was also snowing as well so it was fucking freezing. when he showed up, i asked him if he wanted to go in the coffee shop on campus or somewhere like that and he said "nah, i don't like going places." the date lasted 15 minutes and he managed to call me a slut, told me to go find a purpose in life and for some reason thought i was 16 yrs old (I'm 20 and we met on bumble.) i ghosted him after that. jamie from bcu if you're reading this then was it your first time going outside or something because what the FUCK was that??
What a loser lol 🤣
So I went to the live show yesterday in Hackney (10 May 2023) and these two gents are literally STARS. You guys are gonna go far. Also REMS you were amazing great performer was so happy to have seen you have your own segment !
Ohh what does he look like? Does the voice match the face? 😏😂
That last bit has me in tears 😂😂😂 you better stand up for the strippers guys ❤😂
I went on a date with a guy and as we sat down he told me not to order much as he's only got £10. I said I'm fine as I was contemplating how to end this date early. He finished ordering his food and then produced a chupa chups lollipop from his pocket and handed it to me across the table🤣🤣🤣
Bish I almost choked on my crackers
oh my days what is THIISSSS😨😂
@@roxywyndham bwahaaaaa😂
Too funny! Wonder if he got it from the chupa chup “tree” at the store, or if he bought a whole bag just for these occasions?
Idk what’s worse the £10 or him infantilising you by giving you lollipop 🙆🏾♀️
No one wants to get in between a man and his hydration. It can get scary very quick.
If a guy EVER showed up for drinks with a water bottle containing vodka like that, we _must_ be 14y/o. Cause, not only am I leaving but, I'm reporting him on ALL the socials! Man will NEVER get play again, NOT in this country!
Corse he will aint nobody gunna care what you say
@@bobbybobstar1496
@@Digitalhunny oh boy.... Did you really just type "oh boy" so cringe 🤣🤣🤣 Like I said nobody cares pickmisha
@@bobbybobstar1496 🤪
@@bobbybobstar1496 Nah, just like men spread word around that so & so is easy, such is such got good head, etc.... women spread it around when men are weird. As we should. Unlike the experience for a lot of men, women are statistically much more likely to lose their life in a situation with someone whose behavior is weird. Showing up with a water bottle of a clear unknown substance is fckn weird. Period. There's no way to dress that up.
Also the whole "dId yoU ReAlLy jUsT typE "oh boy" and saying its cringe really just shows how small your experience in life is. Diff cultures and types of people speak differently, even English has diff dialects. Touch some grass babe.
I had a guy ask me out to a Moroccan restaurant, and he said he would call and solidify a date. About a week later he called, said he could not take me out but he could cook for me...then asked what kind of meat did I have in the freezer. I was shocked, but I didn't have time to recover because he said; 'Now I just have to figure out how I'm gonna get home.'
I'm hoping you hung up lol
The African parent in me would have crawled out and read him to filth. No because his mates are busy working while he's looking for a date, and for what?!?! Bana😒
@@KinkyYetCurly I broke it to him gently that I didn't want to go out, and we could be friends. He cursed me out, called me stuck up, etc. He waited an entire year, called me back and told me he found a wonderful woman he was in love with who was supportive. I said ; 'Who is this?'
@@Iprsmrk OMG I just KNOW that "who is this?" Absolutely and utterly broke him at that point 🤣😂😂🤣😂
😂😂😂😂 your story is madness, love. He did nooooot call you back to gloat that he'd found some broad to deal with his shenanigans. I KNOW asking him "who is this?" Had to just VEX him 😂😂😂😂
Thanks again for some Saturday morning laughs. Much love from Canada 🇨🇦 ❤
Crumpled up nestle water bottle🤣🤣😭😭
American food is full of chemicals that may not be allowed in your country. Other visitors have been comparing labels from food.
Just commented that! 💯
On a first date he said he forgot to bring his wallet and said he would pay me back on a 50$ meal and then later he said he would just buy my meal the next date we had. Never got paid back lol.
Nah, I asked for a separate bill. Paid mine and left him there.
@@prettyinpinky5937 Queen👸🏾!!! I need a spine like yours🥹
U that much of a pushover then u askin for it
@@bnunya8540 right😂 like bruh
Similar experience; when I left the restaurant he said I'm arrogant because I didn't give him my card so he can pay.
Who are you trying to impress??! Me your date or 60 strangers and a waitress who'll never see you again?
lmfao plz 😂😭 they went back to the UK and said “where the veggies at? We need it!”
out here asking for empty glasses 😭
Disgusting and this what we or here dealing with! 😂😂
@@divalove421got half a drink for free and still complainin 😒🤣🤣
@@bilaltariq7819 Why shouldn't we complain? Half a glass?! What happened to basic etiquette
Hahaha so fun to watch you guys having the „why ain’t I a hoe“ moment
Every time FireLord speaks I’m literally waiting for him to say “Whatrrrrid I say bro?!”🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽
“6’2 black and dirty” 😂😂😂
"If you want the 1s BEND SOMETHING!"😂😂😂
I'm going for my lunchtime walk and listening to this video. It's so hard to hold my laughs in cos I'm looking like a mad man laughing at these stories 🤣🤣🤣
Lol went on a date in high school and the dude told me you’re paying. Lol I asked for a separate bill, paid for my food and left.
I would've done the same!
good!
I offered to buy a few things to make dinner together (for a second date). The dude put stuff in the cart for himself too (bread, wings, club pack of chicken breast, toilet paper, air freshener, beer). I didn’t realize until we got to the check out that he expected me to buy it all for him! 😂
NO!!!!!! xD
@@kattodoggo3868 yessssss. Actually same guy, the next day asked me for a ride to the liquor store. He says “aren’t you coming in?” I’m like “no I don’t need anything.” He says “but I don’t have any monnnneeeeyyy”. That’s when I decided to disappear 😂
did you pay for everything?!?!
@@nicolel9779 I did. I thought of it as my charitable don’t for the year 😂
@@___melanie Aaaaaaah 😂🤣🤣🤣
Chic fil a frozen lemonade did it for me 😭😂 my stomach couldn't take it.
I've obviously been living under a rock cos only just found these two......love love love them.......hilarious!
On my first ever date, me and a guy went to a Harvester (a UK pub resturaunt for anyone from overseas) I'm not all about fancy things I'm pretty chilled. Anyway, we were about to order and I was nervous af and didn't know what to get so I ordered the same as him (which was the cheapest thing on the menu) and he also got me TAP WATER!!!!! Didn't even ask me what I wanted to drink 😂😂😂😂😂 put me off for life!!! He didn't even text me after to check if I got home okay 😅
I need to see the women raising these very bad mannered ungentmanly men cause there’s tooo many of them not brought up right 😂
The nestle bottle has me dying😂😂😂😂
The milkshakes 😂
But they are sooooo good
6:57 “share it!” took me TF out! And the look on your face 💀
I love you guys so much you can make me laugh no matter what mood I’m in but I have something to add to this my current boyfriend everytime we go to the movies will get a small popcorn and never get drinks he always ask for the free sample cups and goes back and forth to refill it it has become like a major ick for me
😂😂😂😂
He’s saving up his money to but a house… next time just bring a rich sack and your own snacks from home… pack a bottle of wine…. Give you the courage to discuss his behaviour with him with not a care…. Good luck baby… or ask him if he’s saving up for something
@@letitiasd586 he’s not i promise you he spend his money on youtooz, vinyls and videos games and helps his parents out with groceries and bills. He does this everytime we go to the movies.
So why don't you buy the snacks
@@Platypus-Dreams I think missing the point of the video, could I buy them yes but I’m just giving input
Lol “my lactose intolerant said say less” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Grips the wall and shake sumn…if you want some fckin ones!”😂😂😂😂
Counted my money like it was his in front of my mom and sister😂 they knew it was my money
He's your baby daddy huh??? Because I can't see a regular boyfriend doing that 😅
When James said “ GRAB THE WALL AND SHAKE SOME EM” I nearly spit out my wine 🍷 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 comedy
I didn't know how bad the food in America was until I lived in Japan for two years and came back. Mannnn my stomach hasn't been right since smh
Facts!!! I JUST commented this to someone else 💯
I live in LA County and I work in homeless service. Water is a big deal. When it sinks in that basic human necessities like indoor plumbing, running water, protection from the elements aren’t afforded to those living on the streets, a dirty man asking for water isn’t so funny.
So your country is a mess. This is a literal 3rd world problem
That pause and side eye James gave Fuhad at 3:08 😂 to check whether he was serious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way he said aregano was so cute😂
Lmao don’t up the audacity sir!
The water bottle one is CRAZY 😅 He needs to just do picnic dates and pull out bottles of wine if he wants to save $$$ 😮
Naaaahh... 12:00 James said "gripse that wall and shake suhin"... lost my breath! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nah mans is right I need to up my audacity.😂😂😂😂 Nah the Vodka in the bottle murdered me.
"grip the wall and shake sumthin!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Good one for you I hope you answer : where and how did this podcast even start or come from? Friend of mine been on about starting something like this but don’t know how to start it off. Please reply would help us out a treat !! Watch you guys everyday religiously 🙌🏽
I’m from the states and the dairy here is horrible. When I’m in Europe especially Italy and France. No dairy reaction or bloat
I have no idea why we almost die from eating our dairy, but when I lived in Heidelberg, Germany I had no problems at all.
Riight!? Same for me in Munich! Honestly it’s like everything I eat in the states besides fruits and vegetables makes me feel awful. And somehow our salt tastes saltier here or is it just me 😭
They aren’t getting away with it….they are being put on blast right here
The audacity to say y’all are gentlemen 😂😂😂
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You forget, they aren't getting away with it... But, us woman have funny stories
I had a date that he told me: "I had only $40 on my debit card and the rest you had to paid it with the tips". I tell him I am sorry you will not be the future father of my future children! Block him forever. If you don't had money don't date.
The water-man just raised the vodka-man up a level.
6:00 the story of him being a thirst trap 😂
Caked up batty has me rolling😂😂😂😂
Sending love from Trinidad 🇹🇹
James has me wondering since when does 'chorizo' have a "t".. "CHUH RIT ZO" its like he butchered the pig himself so he can call it what he wants🤣
He's treating it like pizza
😂 Same when he said Oregano! Lmao!
I’m not sure if he pronounced it that way on purpose but I’ve never heard it pronounced that way💁♀️😂
@@TBAMichelleit’s just how brits talk. Wait til you hear how they say pasta lol
Yea this is our london accent
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This has made me laugh so much. One guy asked for a date at a semi-fancy restaurant, so I got dressed up, he came to mine and then said it's better if we eat in and came up with all excuses, I'm like sure....he asks what I want and when I ask for fish and chips, he takes us to go to the local corner shop...deadly seriously tries to buy the separate bags of like frozen fish and chips...card declines and I have to pay. There was no second date. Shameless.
Omggggggggg, sis how are use finding men like this 😂😂
I don’t like where this is going.
I’ve already dealt with a lot of shitty guys and now the less shitty guys are wondering why they shouldn’t just be more shitty?😭
Facts!!!! We're in a battle, and us women are LOSING 😮😭🙄
As a Mexican I would have FRESH avocado but then again I NEVER go to Chipotle. 😂
😂😂😂😂 “The 1’s are for them! Grip the wall and shake somethin!”
Man said “Grips the wall and shake supm’” 😂😂😂
Yo, these dudes are funny as hell. You can tell that even without a show they would be doing this on the regular 😂
1:01 I thiought im the only one thinking like that LMAOOO
This is the funniest patreon clip video ever 😂
A guy that we were in a know each other stage before dating and when we were in the car the fare was 50 and he wasted 10minutes to negotiate so he could pay 40.....my crush towards him ended at that exact time and he had the audacity to joke about it with me.
Not me rewinding when Fuhad got LOUD and clicked his teeth talking about "THAT FIRST NIGHT!"
We went to McDonalds for breakfast. He told me he’s pay half and I didn’t want to because who goes half on a $14 breakfast meal at McDonald’s? Ew. He pulled out less than half and gave the cashier the money like he was balling🙄🤦🏽♀️
9:16 this is where newspaper enters the chat.
going on a first date with this guy. He asked me on a scale of 1-10 how hungry am I, I said an 8. He then orders for us 1 entre to share together. It was pasta.
The avocado one made me scream!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You get half the drink because you're half the woman I expected you to be" is a good explanation for the first scenario😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂💀
and "half a woman is still way out of your league since you are not a man" would be a good answer to that
In my country we eat bread and pear(avocado) just like that
You guys always upload exactly when i need to laugh❤❤❤
Crinkled water bottle 😂😂 mans said buy yourself the dash 😂😂😂😂😂😂
guaq at 250🤣🤣insane. its the little things that make me stay in Africa, i have my own avocado tree.😇
Dude was still expressing his interest when he called me up one night around 22:30 and asked to sleep on my couch because he got locked out and his roommates weren't home.
I booked him an Uber and hotel room close to his place.
I think the pronunciation of “Oregano” made me laugh the most 🤣😂🤣😂
Man said grip the wall 😭😭
Telling mans to shake something for them ones is crazyy 😂😂😂
What an ending. When fuhad said “I’ll put my foot on it & say ITS FOR THEM!” I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂 top 5 funniest thing he’s ever said. 🤣
“OR-E-GONE-O” bro what😂😂 my boy. what did he saaayyyyy
Omg that crumpled bottle of warm vodka one telling her to buy lemonade was hilarious I would’ve immediately left 😂 not cause he’s cheap but cause he had no manners for a first date. Boys if you got £ atleast respect the girl
Grips the wall and shake something got me bro 😂
The chipotle napkin thing, I’ve definitely seen a guy do this 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ McDonald’s napkins and all. I’ve seen ketchup packets instead of the bottle just cracking mad packets open… I’ve seen the toothpaste cut open. I’ve seen some poor shit I’m not gonna lie lmao
Do not do your hustle-man on our DATE!!!
The lip lift when James said 'SHAKE SUH'ING'. He said that with his whole chest
I live in Orlando... I can't stress enough how historically accurate that homeless/water shit is!😭😭😭