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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @peachmilkshake_
    @peachmilkshake_ 2 года назад +3241

    Fuhad loves the eye contact and James lives for the tension. Together they can't get a story out lol

    • @krzysztofnaskret5306
      @krzysztofnaskret5306 2 года назад +38

      True true they crack me up so much🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jogosheugueu
      @jogosheugueu Год назад +5

      « 👀 -> FAAAAM!? »
      gets me every time 😂😂

  • @leonegirl1167
    @leonegirl1167 2 года назад +818

    I love how James just be spilling the TEAAAA😂😂😂😂 “your place was dread!” Lmao

  • @touchtherapy4kidz
    @touchtherapy4kidz 2 года назад +2231

    "Cactus coochie will literally exfoliate the dead skin from your lips". I nearly shot Mountain Dew out of my nose 🤣🤣

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie 2 года назад +148

      Now you should know better than to be drinking anything while watching these two. 😅😅

    • @shayleeholiday1408
      @shayleeholiday1408 2 года назад +72

      right you never know what turns their conversations will take 🤣

    • @juisijuis8490
      @juisijuis8490 2 года назад +1

      Hell yeah! I call it a lil porcupine!😂

    • @nekoda321
      @nekoda321 2 года назад +13

      😅😂😂😂

    • @jasonpuskar
      @jasonpuskar 2 года назад +16

      That took me tf OOOOOOUUUUUT

  • @forrestwhittakerseye
    @forrestwhittakerseye 2 года назад +1578

    The way James storytells 😂😂😂😂 the detail 👌🏿

    • @bookclub5021
      @bookclub5021 2 года назад +14

      A little TOO MUCH details sometimes lmaoo wtf

  • @AA-bm3hf
    @AA-bm3hf 2 года назад +2274

    Lmfao I love how they understand how disrespectful wearing someone’s birthday wig would be 😂

    • @kilokilo5004
      @kilokilo5004 2 года назад +79

      Whole day ruined , cancel that birthday

    • @kavasiamuhonja9389
      @kavasiamuhonja9389 Год назад +22

      I knooooow! Makes me want to marry them 😂

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 2 года назад +964

    “The shit I just shat”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂my ribs are hurting from laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @haddingtoniangcp2464
      @haddingtoniangcp2464 2 года назад +21

      These guys are a mess. 😂😂😂😂

    • @19GENESE13
      @19GENESE13 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 2 года назад +20

      When he said “apple bottom on the casing” I lost it.

    • @AbsolutelyNot86
      @AbsolutelyNot86 2 года назад +2

      The whole skit hurt me. 💀

    • @cmp319
      @cmp319 Год назад

      I'm literally in tears with these 2 fools.. not.." The most efficient sh!t ever!. I am weeeeeeaaakkk. I thought I was only one that wore sleepy time underwear. Didn't know guys had them. separate comfortable panties just for sleeping.

  • @cecelyn790
    @cecelyn790 2 года назад +748

    You know you are really friends when you can talk about pooping 😂😂😂

    • @DrSwyts
      @DrSwyts 2 года назад +18

      The fact that I was eating when that segment came on 💀 🤣. I almost lost all my food 🤣

    • @Johannesxp
      @Johannesxp Год назад +1

      Facts ❤

    • @damnnerves24
      @damnnerves24 Год назад

      Facts!!!

    • @princesscho6162
      @princesscho6162 4 месяца назад

      the APPLEBOTTOM!!!! lmaoooo

  • @MrNelson94
    @MrNelson94 2 года назад +1018

    The bathroom to sugarcane bit was Jokes, James needs his own animated storytime skits man😂😂😂

    • @pickletickle8300
      @pickletickle8300 2 года назад +29

      James x Swoozie would be ridiculous in the best possible way

    • @lauramarielin
      @lauramarielin Год назад +6

      Omfg I would LIVE for a channel that was just animated versions of the podcast 😂

  • @sharonjohnson09
    @sharonjohnson09 2 года назад +411

    Y'all should do an Episode with your friends, talking about their Uni days. I'd dedicate 2hrs just to hear their funny stories.

  • @truelifestories5010
    @truelifestories5010 2 года назад +229

    James has such honesty about his past. Very rare quality. 🥰

  • @ObeyDaqSwaqq
    @ObeyDaqSwaqq 2 года назад +266

    Fuhad: “Is it girthy?”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀☠️

  • @joshrodz2482
    @joshrodz2482 2 года назад +352

    Watching this while I'm taking a shxt is perfect 😭😭😭 "faaaam the shxt i just shat"🤣🤣🤣

    • @haddingtoniangcp2464
      @haddingtoniangcp2464 2 года назад +11

      Which is literally what I'm doing and it's a good one. Had curry for lunch.

    • @kels7033
      @kels7033 Год назад +4

      No same rn 😭😂

  • @Chelseakiala
    @Chelseakiala 2 года назад +418

    They need an episode where they just tell their stories😂😂😂

    • @metrixstudios7853
      @metrixstudios7853 2 года назад +8

      There is more in patron .half of there stories are posted there 😂

    • @priszz
      @priszz 2 года назад +6

      Check out the first year of the pod. Basically only stories

  • @Sheeksvibes
    @Sheeksvibes Год назад +34

    James killed me with his brokeness in Uni, so vivid😅😅😅😅😂

  • @stephunnie_EXO
    @stephunnie_EXO 2 года назад +74

    "The shit I just shat" had me DEAD 😂😂😂

  • @papasmurf3202
    @papasmurf3202 2 года назад +240

    Whenever i see new episode...i know my day will be great!!Always a vibe

  • @PemDanis
    @PemDanis 2 года назад +95

    Don’t know why but a man that can make you laugh is so attractive. Fuhad your funny, James you had me in stitches 😂🤣

  • @jannamarie9768
    @jannamarie9768 2 года назад +286

    Just discovered these dudes. Charlotte Dobre talked about 'em in her channel and here I am. Never laughed so hard in a long time

    • @elnature24
      @elnature24 2 года назад +10

      Same

    • @teddyquamina3006
      @teddyquamina3006 2 года назад +21

      I love Charlotte

    • @NZKiwi87
      @NZKiwi87 2 года назад +12

      How’s I miss that?! Watch Charlotte every morning, she’s great 👍

    • @86bellak89
      @86bellak89 2 года назад +7

      Same

    • @xoxo4673
      @xoxo4673 2 года назад +8

      welcome to the cult

  • @alexwilks2848
    @alexwilks2848 Год назад +40

    When he said it would force me to look at it, I froze in rage because I completely agreed

  • @huskiek1693
    @huskiek1693 Год назад +20

    I can’t believe this was five months ago. This legitimately almost made me crash my car. I drive a manual and I literally couldn’t push the clutch in or grip the shifter, I was so weak from laughing at the uni stories. I hadn’t been watching for long but I watch every single thing that you guys put on the tube. Crazy how time flies. Every Monday episode feels like last week until I go look for it again

  • @graceenglish9169
    @graceenglish9169 2 года назад +70

    If a man I'm dating sits on the toilet and says "Showtime." - he's won my heart. That is hilarious.

  • @trackstar5915
    @trackstar5915 2 года назад +636

    why does James have so many poop stories 😭😭😭

    • @douxdoux333
      @douxdoux333 2 года назад +35

      I still think it was him that pooped in the hotel tub. I can see him stooping there Staring at the wall blankly n not blinking😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Straightfacts980
      @Straightfacts980 2 года назад +8

      I think we all have atleast one crazy poo story let’s be real 😂

    • @Vanifest24
      @Vanifest24 11 месяцев назад +1

      So descriptive 😂

    • @Behappy-rf8gl
      @Behappy-rf8gl 4 месяца назад

      I 😂 so hard. 😂😂😂

  • @shevronbarrett8270
    @shevronbarrett8270 2 года назад +14

    Man said "doing up sugarcane" 😭😭😭🤣🤣 am dead

  • @skalessmith446
    @skalessmith446 2 года назад +133

    The way James keeps every tiny detail makes the whole thing awkward but very funny. 😂😂😂😂 and Fuhab's face like "brother! we're on camera!!" 😂😂😂😂
    Love you guys❤

  • @thomaskonecny4215
    @thomaskonecny4215 Год назад +11

    Bro when james told Fuhad about the bucket and the sponge that "Na" at 8:27 was full of fear 😭😂

  • @toni7808
    @toni7808 2 года назад +13

    The bit on Danjee and the sponge and sugar cane ranch had me dyingggggg 😭 idek know bro and I feel like I’m there 😭 genuinely only duo that makes me laugh from the belly

  • @royboy8907
    @royboy8907 2 года назад +32

    James talking about wanting to text Fuhad is the best thing that has happened to me today.

  • @ntwanambiabulele_
    @ntwanambiabulele_ 2 года назад +24

    James is soo detailed with his stories its hilarious 😂 😂 😂

  • @Patricia-sv8zb
    @Patricia-sv8zb 2 года назад +55

    ‘Sleepy time shorts’! 😂😂

    • @onniekadanclar1118
      @onniekadanclar1118 2 года назад +3

      Was looking for this comment cuz the way I laughed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 James is too funny

    • @mrsallister32
      @mrsallister32 2 года назад +3

      That's what he said, with a straight face 😂😂😂

    • @Megan_Jennifer
      @Megan_Jennifer 2 года назад +3

      LMAO I was looking for this😂😂

  • @middlesys9180
    @middlesys9180 Год назад +20

    I've definitely been the poorest in the group. Once went on a trip with 50 dollars to my name. They paid for everything and never made me feel less than.

  • @Sirenema
    @Sirenema 2 года назад +148

    In the first 5 minutes I said ‘sweetened me’ at least 3 times and I’m Belgian 😭💀

    • @afrowarrior102
      @afrowarrior102 2 года назад +3

      What does "sweetened me" mean?

    • @Sirenema
      @Sirenema 2 года назад +8

      @@afrowarrior102 I think it’s the word they use for when they find something funny. But it goes deeper than just ‘funny’. Idk any UK slang teachers out here? 😂

    • @afrowarrior102
      @afrowarrior102 2 года назад +2

      @@Sirenema I appreciate the attempt and I'd have to say that's an excellent question 🤣

    • @nasrimohammed6833
      @nasrimohammed6833 2 года назад +32

      It's "sweeted me" and it's slang when you find something so funny that you cannot breathe or similar to that extent

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie 2 года назад +11

      @@afrowarrior102 it means "cracked me up"

  • @PeculiarK8Atelier
    @PeculiarK8Atelier 2 года назад +104

    I wanna hug that sugarcane guy, I hope boiii is ok "you gotta do what you gotta do" 🤗💗

  • @alistarmitp2250
    @alistarmitp2250 2 года назад +32

    I love these brothers one of the funniest duos I’ve ever witnessed

  • @hectorlee85
    @hectorlee85 2 года назад +24

    James"there was another black brudda in there who was like 46 years old"
    Fuhad"uncles"
    😂🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @sweetytweety0011
    @sweetytweety0011 2 года назад +22

    My face hurts from smiling and laughing. You guys have truly made my year better! Thanks for the laughs! 😂

  • @thankmelautner
    @thankmelautner 2 года назад +57

    James was def on one today. Fuhad's stomach couldn't stand a chance 💀

  • @lynnjohnson81
    @lynnjohnson81 2 года назад +42

    These two always make my day so much better😆

  • @scherylalberts7727
    @scherylalberts7727 2 года назад +39

    This EP had me laughing out loud at work. I'm pushing along at my desk and realise I've been giggling on and off for about 2 hrs. The looks I was getting!!! Lord help me. FYI I work in a Federal Government office.

  • @Iamphyllisa
    @Iamphyllisa 2 года назад +17

    Yoooooooo! That lip exfoliate had me screaming!

  • @limez_f1885
    @limez_f1885 2 года назад +8

    "Supraaaas!!!" The way he shouted killed me 🤣

  • @dennystapleton6227
    @dennystapleton6227 2 года назад +12

    "Faaam, the shit I just shat" 😂😂

  • @rhappyd6577
    @rhappyd6577 2 года назад +38

    I wish they would put you guys on tv to do the year in review. I saw one yesterday and it didn’t hit at all. The entire time I was thinking how dope it would be if you guys did it.

  • @ShuvaiAprilzw
    @ShuvaiAprilzw 2 года назад +29

    You two are friendship goals 😆

  • @AbsolutelyNot86
    @AbsolutelyNot86 2 года назад +10

    9:30 I cried my eyes out Bro! That one hurt!!! You all need a warning label!! I’m going to be a few minutes recovering and stomach is still hurting from laughing.
    Edit: originally posted wrong timestamp

  • @dirkdiggler4355
    @dirkdiggler4355 2 года назад +9

    “It’s show time” fucking killed me.😂

  • @bestinahlishoni8076
    @bestinahlishoni8076 Год назад +4

    "That will take the dead skin off your lips" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @freshnproud2207
    @freshnproud2207 2 года назад +17

    It's 4:30am after a night out successfully moved to a sweet one, grabbed a kebab and enjoyed. And I'm laughing so hard at this clip, LIFE IS FUCKING GOOD. Signing up to patreon

  • @xoxo2450
    @xoxo2450 2 года назад +8

    Sugar cane on the ranch?! I SQUEALED 😩😭🤣

  • @reynamrsv
    @reynamrsv 2 года назад +8

    I LOST it at "As soon as my cheeks touched" 😂😂

  • @ketorenmendoza7366
    @ketorenmendoza7366 2 года назад +8

    “ that will take the dead skin off your lips “ is hilarious 🤣

  • @cassie2559
    @cassie2559 2 года назад +43

    One day they need to bring their friends out for a special so we can get jokes, the way James described his uni days 😑😂 and to have Rem sitting there was more funny I like how both him and Fuhad were looking at him when James carried on.
    I like those type of friendships you've been through a lot with those people so you can say anything without consequences, this reminded me of me and my friends. 😂😂

  • @gloryO
    @gloryO 2 года назад +12

    James is a super hero at story telling 😂😂😂

  • @9Essence
    @9Essence 2 года назад +16

    Lmao dead skin off your lips tho 🗣️😂😂😂😂😂 Hilaariious

    • @ndu3866
      @ndu3866 2 года назад

      I swear😂😂😂 and I hate it

  • @marisolcarrillo4212
    @marisolcarrillo4212 2 года назад +10

    I subscribed to you guys recently and I love your channel ❤ thank you for the awesome videos!

  • @anthonysartor3652
    @anthonysartor3652 2 года назад +5

    The look on James' face when he said, "Bruv, I took a shxt the other day..." Hilarious!

  • @the.Real.mindworld
    @the.Real.mindworld Год назад +3

    "the most efficient shit I've ever had" juss sweeted me🤣😭😭

  • @tracyoconnor397
    @tracyoconnor397 Год назад +1

    As a girl who grew up in bedford. But is now old wit babas n all. U guys kill me. Love that ut vulnerable. Vulnerable with ur peoples. Excellent example for lads everywhere

  • @princess_aishah6
    @princess_aishah6 Год назад +17

    I don’t know what’s funnier James’s storytelling or Fuhad’s reactions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @servingcant
    @servingcant 2 года назад +60

    I should stop being broke and signup to the patreon, cause I keep thinking about the content I’m missing out on…😩

    • @CreativelyPhoenix
      @CreativelyPhoenix 2 года назад +4

      You should 😍 I said the same thing 😂 said I wasn’t going to until I watched all the episodes but I wanted to see the 200th episode. Now I’m all caught up to date and going all the way back to the patreon beginning to watch old patreon episodes I’ve never seen.

  • @alexandergilbey3255
    @alexandergilbey3255 Год назад +4

    the shorts underneath pants is actually so true 😂😂

  • @KatlyLisah
    @KatlyLisah Год назад +3

    ☝️"I took a sh*t the other day." 🤣🤣🤣 " The sh*t I just shat"🤣🤣

  • @debikala
    @debikala 2 года назад +12

    So good to hear you say wining and not twerking. Trini roots showed up. 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

    • @gabbychalmers861
      @gabbychalmers861 2 года назад +1

      Nah I think it's Jamaican... Think his dad's Jamaican not sure

    • @debikala
      @debikala 2 года назад

      @@gabbychalmers861 his dad is from Trinidad

    • @gabbychalmers861
      @gabbychalmers861 2 года назад +1

      @@debikala ok interesting.. thanks for the info

  • @rayhabnjoki9589
    @rayhabnjoki9589 2 года назад +6

    Jaaammess.. Exfoliate your lips?? Naaah!! I'm dead 😂😂💀

  • @minkie_mee
    @minkie_mee 2 года назад +4

    the finger when james said “up,up,up”🤣🤣🤣

  • @InnerEssenceEssentials
    @InnerEssenceEssentials 2 года назад +15

    YALL SOME REAL FOOLS!! I cackled the entire video. Cactus cooch took me out lmao

  • @jordenrussell5875
    @jordenrussell5875 2 года назад +5

    The laugh/whistle at 13:02 😂

  • @Mr.man712
    @Mr.man712 2 года назад +14

    LOL THE SHOWER STORY GOT ME SPEECHLESS SUGARCANEEE RANCHHH!

  • @210RED
    @210RED 27 дней назад

    “lil cactus”🌵 🤣

  • @briannab6833
    @briannab6833 2 года назад +4

    The sugar cane story 😂😂😂😂

  • @amarafields
    @amarafields 2 года назад +4

    "Sleepy Time Shorts" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samuelbenton5903
    @samuelbenton5903 Год назад +2

    “Faaaaam the shit I just shat” 💀

  • @ndu3866
    @ndu3866 2 года назад +16

    Am also so happy that my friends haven't left me because I the poorest in the group 😭

  • @jeannastorey
    @jeannastorey 7 месяцев назад +1

    Rem was so quiet until minute 7 that I didn’t even think he was there.

  • @marthabanda9743
    @marthabanda9743 2 года назад +8

    The 'shit' bit was so funny, my daughter had slap me to stop my laughing fit 😂

  • @Rialuxe
    @Rialuxe 2 года назад +7

    😂😂😂😂 that last bit needs to be a clip love u guys!!! ❤️ from florida

  • @krzysztofnaskret5306
    @krzysztofnaskret5306 2 года назад +4

    You two....thank you...I went to see my family over Xmas to Poland and I couldn't wait for your Monday one after Xmas....you keeping me sane😊🤣🤣🤣you're so fucking funny....you take all the seriousness from my life off and bring a smile on my face❤

  • @DeanB1980
    @DeanB1980 Год назад +2

    Tobi sounds like he's the supply when he was at UNI lol

  • @ZaZa-nm6sw
    @ZaZa-nm6sw 3 месяца назад

    "Faaaam. The shit I just shat."😂😂

  • @Ksquared2222
    @Ksquared2222 2 года назад +2

    0:50 it was up, it was up, it was up, then it stuck 😂

  • @JG-bo2qx
    @JG-bo2qx Год назад +2

    We are officially family now! I know too much 🤯😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @francescawaters3956
    @francescawaters3956 Год назад +2

    You know its funny when Fuhad gets to pushing that mic out the way😂😂

  • @adonisfantasy
    @adonisfantasy Год назад

    8:27 the way fuhad said nah😂😂😂

  • @reallifetopicsrevealed7295
    @reallifetopicsrevealed7295 2 года назад +22

    *The sheer accuracy of these comments along with the reactions got me laughing loud asf at 3:27am*

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 2 года назад +3

    Flushed down without a skid in sight 😂😂😂😂James omg 😂

  • @icywarfare3235
    @icywarfare3235 2 года назад +6

    😂😂😂James Issa whole mood 😂

  • @YuumiMa1n
    @YuumiMa1n 4 месяца назад

    When the episode is 13:37 long as a gamer it makes me haaaaaard!

  • @vivianenaomiwanyama1902
    @vivianenaomiwanyama1902 2 года назад +9

    I can't believe you two just sit there and make jokes and laugh , like am falling in love with you guys, mad Duo!!!

  • @avaalora223
    @avaalora223 2 года назад +11

    I like eye contact too fuhad 😌

  • @precious0073
    @precious0073 2 года назад +5

    Always prepared to vibe here!

  • @darkknight7545
    @darkknight7545 2 года назад +5

    AYOOOO!!!! That “meaty mutha…” one wasn’t even a pause, that was a full ALL STOP!!!!!!!!

  • @jordanmcdaniel4973
    @jordanmcdaniel4973 2 года назад +3

    I hollered at the companion post hahahah

  • @WeAreallABOVE
    @WeAreallABOVE 2 года назад +14

    Oooo I love these guys always makes my day

  • @Mr.man712
    @Mr.man712 2 года назад +66

    We need more STORYS! They funnier then the twitter posts FRFR!

  • @aliciatoti3972
    @aliciatoti3972 2 года назад +5

    How fast I ran here as soon as I got the notification!!

  • @TheShadowMan.
    @TheShadowMan. 2 года назад +6

    That feeling ain't resentment. It's envy

  • @ndu3866
    @ndu3866 2 года назад +13

    I need to see Rem and Tobs

  • @kendrickrodgers9435
    @kendrickrodgers9435 Год назад +2

    Their accents are EVERYTHING 😊😊😊

  • @moonchaser4000
    @moonchaser4000 Год назад +2

    its always so funny whenever james says sleepytime shorts

  • @Tu_Steppin
    @Tu_Steppin Год назад

    The shorts under the pants so accurate 😂

  • @fanofauburn11
    @fanofauburn11 2 года назад +3

    The crushes I have on these two is INSANE