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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @touchtherapy4kidz
    @touchtherapy4kidz Год назад +2211

    "Cactus coochie will literally exfoliate the dead skin from your lips". I nearly shot Mountain Dew out of my nose 🤣🤣

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie Год назад +149

      Now you should know better than to be drinking anything while watching these two. 😅😅

    • @shayleeholiday1408
      @shayleeholiday1408 Год назад +73

      right you never know what turns their conversations will take 🤣

    • @juisijuis8490
      @juisijuis8490 Год назад +1

      Hell yeah! I call it a lil porcupine!😂

    • @nekoda321
      @nekoda321 Год назад +12

      😅😂😂😂

    • @jasonpuskar
      @jasonpuskar Год назад +16

      That took me tf OOOOOOUUUUUT

  • @leonegirl1167
    @leonegirl1167 Год назад +806

    I love how James just be spilling the TEAAAA😂😂😂😂 “your place was dread!” Lmao

  • @peachmilkshake_
    @peachmilkshake_ Год назад +3215

    Fuhad loves the eye contact and James lives for the tension. Together they can't get a story out lol

  • @forrestwhittakerseye
    @forrestwhittakerseye Год назад +1566

    The way James storytells 😂😂😂😂 the detail 👌🏿

    • @bookclub5021
      @bookclub5021 Год назад +14

      A little TOO MUCH details sometimes lmaoo wtf

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 Год назад +953

    “The shit I just shat”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂my ribs are hurting from laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @haddingtoniangcp2464
      @haddingtoniangcp2464 Год назад +21

      These guys are a mess. 😂😂😂😂

    • @19GENESE13
      @19GENESE13 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 Год назад +20

      When he said “apple bottom on the casing” I lost it.

    • @AbsolutelyNot86
      @AbsolutelyNot86 Год назад +2

      The whole skit hurt me. 💀

    • @cmp319
      @cmp319 Год назад

      I'm literally in tears with these 2 fools.. not.." The most efficient sh!t ever!. I am weeeeeeaaakkk. I thought I was only one that wore sleepy time underwear. Didn't know guys had them. separate comfortable panties just for sleeping.

  • @AA-bm3hf
    @AA-bm3hf Год назад +2260

    Lmfao I love how they understand how disrespectful wearing someone’s birthday wig would be 😂

    • @kilokilo5004
      @kilokilo5004 Год назад +78

      Whole day ruined , cancel that birthday

    • @kavasiamuhonja9389
      @kavasiamuhonja9389 Год назад +22

      I knooooow! Makes me want to marry them 😂

  • @cecelyn790
    @cecelyn790 Год назад +736

    You know you are really friends when you can talk about pooping 😂😂😂

    • @DrSwyts
      @DrSwyts Год назад +17

      The fact that I was eating when that segment came on 💀 🤣. I almost lost all my food 🤣

    • @Johannesxp
      @Johannesxp Год назад +1

      Facts ❤

    • @damnnerves24
      @damnnerves24 Год назад

      Facts!!!

    • @princesscho6162
      @princesscho6162 Месяц назад

      the APPLEBOTTOM!!!! lmaoooo

  • @MrNelson94
    @MrNelson94 Год назад +1012

    The bathroom to sugarcane bit was Jokes, James needs his own animated storytime skits man😂😂😂

    • @pickletickle8300
      @pickletickle8300 Год назад +29

      James x Swoozie would be ridiculous in the best possible way

    • @lauramarielin
      @lauramarielin Год назад +6

      Omfg I would LIVE for a channel that was just animated versions of the podcast 😂

  • @truelifestories5010
    @truelifestories5010 Год назад +223

    James has such honesty about his past. Very rare quality. 🥰

  • @ObeyDaqSwaqq
    @ObeyDaqSwaqq Год назад +261

    Fuhad: “Is it girthy?”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀☠️

  • @sharonjohnson1661
    @sharonjohnson1661 Год назад +404

    Y'all should do an Episode with your friends, talking about their Uni days. I'd dedicate 2hrs just to hear their funny stories.

  • @joshrodz2482
    @joshrodz2482 Год назад +348

    Watching this while I'm taking a shxt is perfect 😭😭😭 "faaaam the shxt i just shat"🤣🤣🤣

    • @haddingtoniangcp2464
      @haddingtoniangcp2464 Год назад +11

      Which is literally what I'm doing and it's a good one. Had curry for lunch.

    • @kels7033
      @kels7033 Год назад +4

      No same rn 😭😂

  • @Chelseakiala
    @Chelseakiala Год назад +415

    They need an episode where they just tell their stories😂😂😂

    • @metrixstudios7853
      @metrixstudios7853 Год назад +8

      There is more in patron .half of there stories are posted there 😂

    • @priszz
      @priszz Год назад +6

      Check out the first year of the pod. Basically only stories

  • @PemDanis
    @PemDanis Год назад +93

    Don’t know why but a man that can make you laugh is so attractive. Fuhad your funny, James you had me in stitches 😂🤣

  • @papasmurf3202
    @papasmurf3202 Год назад +240

    Whenever i see new episode...i know my day will be great!!Always a vibe

  • @stephunnie_EXO
    @stephunnie_EXO Год назад +72

    "The shit I just shat" had me DEAD 😂😂😂

  • @Sheeksvibes
    @Sheeksvibes Год назад +29

    James killed me with his brokeness in Uni, so vivid😅😅😅😅😂

  • @jannamarie9768
    @jannamarie9768 Год назад +286

    Just discovered these dudes. Charlotte Dobre talked about 'em in her channel and here I am. Never laughed so hard in a long time

  • @trackstar5915
    @trackstar5915 Год назад +635

    why does James have so many poop stories 😭😭😭

    • @reinaguerrera333
      @reinaguerrera333 Год назад +35

      I still think it was him that pooped in the hotel tub. I can see him stooping there Staring at the wall blankly n not blinking😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Straightfacts980
      @Straightfacts980 Год назад +8

      I think we all have atleast one crazy poo story let’s be real 😂

    • @Vanifest24
      @Vanifest24 8 месяцев назад +1

      So descriptive 😂

    • @Behappy-rf8gl
      @Behappy-rf8gl Месяц назад

      I 😂 so hard. 😂😂😂

  • @alexwilks2848
    @alexwilks2848 Год назад +40

    When he said it would force me to look at it, I froze in rage because I completely agreed

  • @shevronbarrett8270
    @shevronbarrett8270 Год назад +14

    Man said "doing up sugarcane" 😭😭😭🤣🤣 am dead

  • @huskiek1693
    @huskiek1693 Год назад +19

    I can’t believe this was five months ago. This legitimately almost made me crash my car. I drive a manual and I literally couldn’t push the clutch in or grip the shifter, I was so weak from laughing at the uni stories. I hadn’t been watching for long but I watch every single thing that you guys put on the tube. Crazy how time flies. Every Monday episode feels like last week until I go look for it again

  • @PeculiarK8Atelier
    @PeculiarK8Atelier Год назад +104

    I wanna hug that sugarcane guy, I hope boiii is ok "you gotta do what you gotta do" 🤗💗

  • @skalessmith446
    @skalessmith446 Год назад +131

    The way James keeps every tiny detail makes the whole thing awkward but very funny. 😂😂😂😂 and Fuhab's face like "brother! we're on camera!!" 😂😂😂😂
    Love you guys❤

  • @royboy8907
    @royboy8907 Год назад +31

    James talking about wanting to text Fuhad is the best thing that has happened to me today.

  • @toni7808
    @toni7808 Год назад +12

    The bit on Danjee and the sponge and sugar cane ranch had me dyingggggg 😭 idek know bro and I feel like I’m there 😭 genuinely only duo that makes me laugh from the belly

  • @thomaskonecny4215
    @thomaskonecny4215 Год назад +10

    Bro when james told Fuhad about the bucket and the sponge that "Na" at 8:27 was full of fear 😭😂

  • @Patricia-sv8zb
    @Patricia-sv8zb Год назад +55

    ‘Sleepy time shorts’! 😂😂

    • @onniekadanclar1118
      @onniekadanclar1118 Год назад +3

      Was looking for this comment cuz the way I laughed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 James is too funny

    • @mrsallister32
      @mrsallister32 Год назад +3

      That's what he said, with a straight face 😂😂😂

    • @Megan_Jennifer
      @Megan_Jennifer Год назад +3

      LMAO I was looking for this😂😂

  • @ntwanambiabulele_
    @ntwanambiabulele_ Год назад +23

    James is soo detailed with his stories its hilarious 😂 😂 😂

  • @rhappyd6577
    @rhappyd6577 Год назад +38

    I wish they would put you guys on tv to do the year in review. I saw one yesterday and it didn’t hit at all. The entire time I was thinking how dope it would be if you guys did it.

  • @alistarmitp2250
    @alistarmitp2250 Год назад +31

    I love these brothers one of the funniest duos I’ve ever witnessed

  • @dennystapleton6227
    @dennystapleton6227 Год назад +12

    "Faaam, the shit I just shat" 😂😂

  • @limez_f1885
    @limez_f1885 Год назад +8

    "Supraaaas!!!" The way he shouted killed me 🤣

  • @graceenglish9169
    @graceenglish9169 Год назад +68

    If a man I'm dating sits on the toilet and says "Showtime." - he's won my heart. That is hilarious.

  • @lynnjohnson81
    @lynnjohnson81 Год назад +42

    These two always make my day so much better😆

  • @dirkdiggler4355
    @dirkdiggler4355 Год назад +8

    “It’s show time” fucking killed me.😂

  • @thankmelautner
    @thankmelautner Год назад +56

    James was def on one today. Fuhad's stomach couldn't stand a chance 💀

  • @Sirenema
    @Sirenema Год назад +147

    In the first 5 minutes I said ‘sweetened me’ at least 3 times and I’m Belgian 😭💀

    • @afrowarrior102
      @afrowarrior102 Год назад +3

      What does "sweetened me" mean?

    • @Sirenema
      @Sirenema Год назад +7

      @@afrowarrior102 I think it’s the word they use for when they find something funny. But it goes deeper than just ‘funny’. Idk any UK slang teachers out here? 😂

    • @afrowarrior102
      @afrowarrior102 Год назад +1

      @@Sirenema I appreciate the attempt and I'd have to say that's an excellent question 🤣

    • @nasrimohammed6833
      @nasrimohammed6833 Год назад +31

      It's "sweeted me" and it's slang when you find something so funny that you cannot breathe or similar to that extent

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie Год назад +10

      @@afrowarrior102 it means "cracked me up"

  • @middlesys9180
    @middlesys9180 Год назад +18

    I've definitely been the poorest in the group. Once went on a trip with 50 dollars to my name. They paid for everything and never made me feel less than.

  • @sweetytweety0011
    @sweetytweety0011 Год назад +22

    My face hurts from smiling and laughing. You guys have truly made my year better! Thanks for the laughs! 😂

  • @servingcant
    @servingcant Год назад +60

    I should stop being broke and signup to the patreon, cause I keep thinking about the content I’m missing out on…😩

    • @CreativelyPhoenix
      @CreativelyPhoenix Год назад +4

      You should 😍 I said the same thing 😂 said I wasn’t going to until I watched all the episodes but I wanted to see the 200th episode. Now I’m all caught up to date and going all the way back to the patreon beginning to watch old patreon episodes I’ve never seen.

  • @xoxo2450
    @xoxo2450 Год назад +8

    Sugar cane on the ranch?! I SQUEALED 😩😭🤣

  • @ShuvaiAprilzw
    @ShuvaiAprilzw Год назад +28

    You two are friendship goals 😆

  • @hectorlee85
    @hectorlee85 Год назад +23

    James"there was another black brudda in there who was like 46 years old"
    Fuhad"uncles"
    😂🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @cassie2559
    @cassie2559 Год назад +41

    One day they need to bring their friends out for a special so we can get jokes, the way James described his uni days 😑😂 and to have Rem sitting there was more funny I like how both him and Fuhad were looking at him when James carried on.
    I like those type of friendships you've been through a lot with those people so you can say anything without consequences, this reminded me of me and my friends. 😂😂

  • @Iamphyllisa
    @Iamphyllisa Год назад +16

    Yoooooooo! That lip exfoliate had me screaming!

  • @reynamrsv
    @reynamrsv Год назад +7

    I LOST it at "As soon as my cheeks touched" 😂😂

  • @9Essence
    @9Essence Год назад +16

    Lmao dead skin off your lips tho 🗣️😂😂😂😂😂 Hilaariious

    • @ndu3866
      @ndu3866 Год назад

      I swear😂😂😂 and I hate it

  • @ketorenmendoza7366
    @ketorenmendoza7366 Год назад +7

    “ that will take the dead skin off your lips “ is hilarious 🤣

  • @scherylalberts7727
    @scherylalberts7727 Год назад +38

    This EP had me laughing out loud at work. I'm pushing along at my desk and realise I've been giggling on and off for about 2 hrs. The looks I was getting!!! Lord help me. FYI I work in a Federal Government office.

  • @bestinahlishoni8076
    @bestinahlishoni8076 Год назад +3

    "That will take the dead skin off your lips" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rayhabnjoki9589
    @rayhabnjoki9589 Год назад +5

    Jaaammess.. Exfoliate your lips?? Naaah!! I'm dead 😂😂💀

  • @AbsolutelyNot86
    @AbsolutelyNot86 Год назад +10

    9:30 I cried my eyes out Bro! That one hurt!!! You all need a warning label!! I’m going to be a few minutes recovering and stomach is still hurting from laughing.
    Edit: originally posted wrong timestamp

  • @princess_aishah6
    @princess_aishah6 Год назад +15

    I don’t know what’s funnier James’s storytelling or Fuhad’s reactions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @minkie_mee
    @minkie_mee Год назад +4

    the finger when james said “up,up,up”🤣🤣🤣

  • @the.Real.mindworld
    @the.Real.mindworld Год назад +2

    "the most efficient shit I've ever had" juss sweeted me🤣😭😭

  • @anthonysartor3652
    @anthonysartor3652 Год назад +4

    The look on James' face when he said, "Bruv, I took a shxt the other day..." Hilarious!

  • @freshnproud2207
    @freshnproud2207 Год назад +17

    It's 4:30am after a night out successfully moved to a sweet one, grabbed a kebab and enjoyed. And I'm laughing so hard at this clip, LIFE IS FUCKING GOOD. Signing up to patreon

  • @gloryO
    @gloryO Год назад +11

    James is a super hero at story telling 😂😂😂

  • @marthabanda9743
    @marthabanda9743 Год назад +8

    The 'shit' bit was so funny, my daughter had slap me to stop my laughing fit 😂

  • @alexandergilbey3255
    @alexandergilbey3255 Год назад +4

    the shorts underneath pants is actually so true 😂😂

  • @marisolcarrillo4212
    @marisolcarrillo4212 Год назад +10

    I subscribed to you guys recently and I love your channel ❤ thank you for the awesome videos!

  • @debikala
    @debikala Год назад +11

    So good to hear you say wining and not twerking. Trini roots showed up. 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

    • @gabbychalmers861
      @gabbychalmers861 Год назад +1

      Nah I think it's Jamaican... Think his dad's Jamaican not sure

    • @debikala
      @debikala Год назад

      @@gabbychalmers861 his dad is from Trinidad

    • @gabbychalmers861
      @gabbychalmers861 Год назад +1

      @@debikala ok interesting.. thanks for the info

  • @ndu3866
    @ndu3866 Год назад +16

    Am also so happy that my friends haven't left me because I the poorest in the group 😭

  • @InnerEssenceEssentials
    @InnerEssenceEssentials Год назад +15

    YALL SOME REAL FOOLS!! I cackled the entire video. Cactus cooch took me out lmao

  • @KatlyLisah
    @KatlyLisah Год назад +2

    ☝️"I took a sh*t the other day." 🤣🤣🤣 " The sh*t I just shat"🤣🤣

  • @amarafields
    @amarafields Год назад +4

    "Sleepy Time Shorts" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rialuxe
    @Rialuxe Год назад +7

    😂😂😂😂 that last bit needs to be a clip love u guys!!! ❤️ from florida

  • @Mr.man712
    @Mr.man712 Год назад +14

    LOL THE SHOWER STORY GOT ME SPEECHLESS SUGARCANEEE RANCHHH!

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 Год назад +3

    Flushed down without a skid in sight 😂😂😂😂James omg 😂

  • @DeanB1980
    @DeanB1980 Год назад +2

    Tobi sounds like he's the supply when he was at UNI lol

  • @briannab6833
    @briannab6833 Год назад +4

    The sugar cane story 😂😂😂😂

  • @tracyoconnor397
    @tracyoconnor397 Год назад

    As a girl who grew up in bedford. But is now old wit babas n all. U guys kill me. Love that ut vulnerable. Vulnerable with ur peoples. Excellent example for lads everywhere

  • @jordenrussell5875
    @jordenrussell5875 Год назад +5

    The laugh/whistle at 13:02 😂

  • @reallifetopicsrevealed7295
    @reallifetopicsrevealed7295 Год назад +21

    *The sheer accuracy of these comments along with the reactions got me laughing loud asf at 3:27am*

  • @jordanmcdaniel4973
    @jordanmcdaniel4973 Год назад +3

    I hollered at the companion post hahahah

  • @Tu_Steppin
    @Tu_Steppin Год назад

    The shorts under the pants so accurate 😂

  • @Mr.man712
    @Mr.man712 Год назад +65

    We need more STORYS! They funnier then the twitter posts FRFR!

  • @darkknight7545
    @darkknight7545 Год назад +5

    AYOOOO!!!! That “meaty mutha…” one wasn’t even a pause, that was a full ALL STOP!!!!!!!!

  • @francescawaters3956
    @francescawaters3956 Год назад +2

    You know its funny when Fuhad gets to pushing that mic out the way😂😂

  • @avaalora223
    @avaalora223 Год назад +11

    I like eye contact too fuhad 😌

  • @vivianenaomiwanyama1902
    @vivianenaomiwanyama1902 Год назад +9

    I can't believe you two just sit there and make jokes and laugh , like am falling in love with you guys, mad Duo!!!

  • @krzysztofnaskret5306
    @krzysztofnaskret5306 Год назад +4

    You two....thank you...I went to see my family over Xmas to Poland and I couldn't wait for your Monday one after Xmas....you keeping me sane😊🤣🤣🤣you're so fucking funny....you take all the seriousness from my life off and bring a smile on my face❤

  • @icywarfare3235
    @icywarfare3235 Год назад +6

    😂😂😂James Issa whole mood 😂

  • @moonchaser4000
    @moonchaser4000 Год назад +2

    its always so funny whenever james says sleepytime shorts

  • @Ksquared2222
    @Ksquared2222 Год назад +1

    0:50 it was up, it was up, it was up, then it stuck 😂

  • @ndu3866
    @ndu3866 Год назад +13

    I need to see Rem and Tobs

  • @xItsLauraa
    @xItsLauraa Год назад +2

    "Faaaaam. The shit I just shat!"😂😂

  • @JG-bo2qx
    @JG-bo2qx Год назад +2

    We are officially family now! I know too much 🤯😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samuelbenton5903
    @samuelbenton5903 Год назад +1

    “Faaaaam the shit I just shat” 💀

  • @silverbackshogun
    @silverbackshogun Год назад

    All I needed to see was the thumbnail to be attacked🤣😭 leave my basketball shorts under my pants alone😂😂😂

  • @vanessasant1600
    @vanessasant1600 Год назад +5

    i had the longest day no matter why too end it then you guys for a much needed laugh 😂 😂

  • @PajamaJ
    @PajamaJ 5 месяцев назад

    “Companions” are they characters in Doctor Who? lmao!

  • @aliciatoti3972
    @aliciatoti3972 Год назад +5

    How fast I ran here as soon as I got the notification!!

  • @precious0073
    @precious0073 Год назад +5

    Always prepared to vibe here!

  • @adonisfantasy
    @adonisfantasy 10 месяцев назад

    8:27 the way fuhad said nah😂😂😂

  • @jnmartin1992
    @jnmartin1992 Год назад +3

    Shorts under my pants meant I’m ready to hoop anywhere lol the good ole days.

  • @gwillypdawg
    @gwillypdawg Год назад

    the phrase the shit i just shat is forever ingrained in my brain

  • @kertaku2420
    @kertaku2420 Год назад +8

    anytime i see a notification from them i just know damn well it gonna it gonna be funny

  • @TheShadowMan.
    @TheShadowMan. Год назад +6

    That feeling ain't resentment. It's envy