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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024

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  • @Rae777
    @Rae777 Год назад +3344

    I got off of dating apps when I got the comment “I’ve never been with a black girl before” over and over again. It’s just gross.

    • @jusletursoulglobaby
      @jusletursoulglobaby Год назад +292

      it's super gross. why people cant just be normal acting?

    • @sumlem
      @sumlem Год назад +99

      I'm sorry people are so gross!!

    • @bochaberinyakundi7148
      @bochaberinyakundi7148 Год назад +303

      😂😂 I got this ALLLLLLLL THE TIMEEEEEE! They also phrase it as... 'I want to have an exotic experience'.... Exotic is your mother... Nonsense 🙄dating apps have become trash.

    • @KimmaParish
      @KimmaParish Год назад +164

      Why WHY do people do this. Anything that starts with "I've never been with a...." is always followed by nonsense.

    • @Sigma2HisAlpha
      @Sigma2HisAlpha Год назад +96

      Exactly and super fetishized

  • @1ejordan
    @1ejordan Год назад +586

    Honestly, "Okay, my bad" bro I ain't even mad at. He got his response and moved on.

    • @kaihiroku8495
      @kaihiroku8495 Год назад +81

      One, he asked. Two, he accepted the rejection. It's a lot better than what we're used to 😂

    • @mealad937
      @mealad937 Год назад +2

      but what a bad opener 😭

  • @AndyyWithAY
    @AndyyWithAY Год назад +1675

    The one about I've never been with a black girl was DREAD! He would've been left on read and promptly blocked. I'd say not to do that again, but the girlies need to know if it's a weirdo

    • @victoriabanks7701
      @victoriabanks7701 Год назад +106

      Exactly! When a guy acts weird, don’t give him advice on how to be a more effective weirdo

    • @bemass94323
      @bemass94323 Год назад

      M Mn nnnnnn

    • @Rae777
      @Rae777 Год назад +63

      I actually got harassed on RUclips when I made a comment about how I didn’t like when men say this. The number of people that think it’s okay is wild to me!

    • @yolandawilson6619
      @yolandawilson6619 Год назад +6

      @@Rae777 I wouldn't be offended nor mad if someone says this, you need to know this about people. Why would you not want to know when it's likely to have such an impact on their intentions, background, etc. You'd feel crazy going on a date with someone finding out their parents are racists and it wasn't until they were living on their own that they could explore other races. This doesn't mean they are into someone solely based on race but it's definitely vital information.

    • @Rae777
      @Rae777 Год назад +56

      @@yolandawilson6619 they were talking sexually. I’m not interested in someone who wants to be with me as a fetish. It wasn’t in the middle of the convo… first sentence “I’ve never been with a black girl before.” Immediate turn off.
      I wouldn’t mind if someone was saying it as part of a conversation instead of as a pick up line (depending on context of course).

  • @steph1526
    @steph1526 Год назад +867

    James asking “I don’t understand how man can open their app and just see this level of air, and think ‘Today’s the day.’” When I tell you women have been asking ourselves this question for TIME now. It has never nor will ever make SENSE to us, let it go we don’t want you! Men doing that is the epitome of the meme of the man talking to a brick wall 😭

    • @crazydragy4233
      @crazydragy4233 Год назад +44

      men quite literally run the world on that unbased confidence lol

    • @divinemafikuyomi6669
      @divinemafikuyomi6669 Год назад +11

      Like where is the audacity actually coming from 😭

    • @tyronelorenzovalentio3414
      @tyronelorenzovalentio3414 7 месяцев назад

      @@crazydragy4233that’s why the win

    • @MakeWay4CJ
      @MakeWay4CJ 3 месяца назад +1

      @divinemafikuyomi6669 - previously unchecked behavior.

    • @steph1526
      @steph1526 3 месяца назад

      @@MakeWay4CJ you’re not wrong lol

  • @Carolmoon11
    @Carolmoon11 Год назад +369

    The amount of unsolicited d pics is out of control. 😬 I once got a message from someone I hadn't spoken to in 3 years out of the blue. He was shocked to find out I had gotten married and was pregnant. He expected me to wait for him to come back into my life. Funny thing is we had only gone on one date. He was now texting me saying how he couldn't stop thinking of me. I was like I'm good bro. ✌️

  • @namehere6544
    @namehere6544 Год назад +906

    It breaks my heart that black women can't exist in peace. There's so much love and respect in this world for you, those who do see your worth just need to be louder than the creeps

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei Год назад +109

    Bulge... silhouette 🤣😁James is the MVP

  • @ebenboy2260
    @ebenboy2260 Год назад +592

    Nah this ain’t fair, you guys need to start making 2 videos per week. The waiting eats me alive 😂

  • @RRVlogs02
    @RRVlogs02 Год назад +93

    Boys I gotta say man I ran into this channel by accident, by just scrolling through RUclips shorts best decision. Man as a College student in Canada this channel is a life saver swear!
    Love the culture you guys keep it up can’t wait when y’all hit 1millon

  • @Back2Humanity
    @Back2Humanity Год назад +89

    The one with the "liking my shit and not responding" made me chuckle, me and my partner met pretty much this exact way

    • @RTDDL
      @RTDDL Год назад +1

      That’s me she was taking too long to respond but she responded eventually

  • @NoName-nj4mw
    @NoName-nj4mw Год назад +678

    That one message is the reason as a black woman, I don't entertain it when other races of men try to talk to me anymore. The few that I tried to give chances to, immediately treated me like I was a prostitute. Like literally "hey I really love black women" and 2 seconds later......here's comes a picture of the wang. A guy straight up said "I've never been with a black woman, how much money would it take?" I'm fully dressed in a room full of people and he assumed he could purchase me because I'm black.

    • @laurafedora5385
      @laurafedora5385 Год назад +76

      Sorry that happened to you.
      Unfortunately this seems to be a common occurrence for pretty much all women.
      I had a guy insist on paying for dinner even when I offered to split it, then suggested I owed it to him to sleep with him because he paid. As if I’d sell my body for a meal 🥴

    • @destinymcgowan5328
      @destinymcgowan5328 Год назад +18

      I don't think all of the non-poc men are like that but sorry you went through that. The large majority of bm I have seen have been red pill believers

    • @happyalice6306
      @happyalice6306 Год назад +44

      Or they treat you like a fetish. It doesn’t feel normal.

    • @Sarah-kv3qs
      @Sarah-kv3qs Год назад +59

      Black men do it too but since they are the same race it will be more like "damn you thick ma" or something about how they want a test drive or insistence that you are thick. Dating apps and thristy men go hand in hand regardless of the race lol

    • @alisasmith7901
      @alisasmith7901 Год назад +1

      White men have a habit of trying to get you to say you like them better than black men as well from my experience. It's just one big fetishism of black women.

  • @Chiyembekezo
    @Chiyembekezo Год назад +646

    I dno why they don’t get how scary it is to be fetishised like that.
    One guy said he’s never been with a black girl and he wanted to “taste me” smh. Never been so scared in my life, he lived on my street.

    • @katalintomusz2169
      @katalintomusz2169 Год назад +37

      It’s the same the other way around. Every second black dude on a dating app starts with the I want to try a white girl I’ve never done it before line.

    • @yb9964
      @yb9964 Год назад +23

      There is not enough words on this here planet earth to fully explain how deep the waters run on this topic. That fear you feel runs back generations, centuries and they run DEEP in today’s society. If you’ve never been in something similar, I don’t think there’s any way you could ever understand.

    • @eprahs1
      @eprahs1 Год назад +59

      @@katalintomusz2169 how come everytime a black person explains their experiences, yall got to come with the " it's not just you" attempt. We are allowed to experience life without you. And the experience black women have compared to yt women Is Not The Same.

    • @katalintomusz2169
      @katalintomusz2169 Год назад +7

      You don’t really it’s not just a race issue it’s a sex issue too, men do it to women of all races from all races of men and it’s equally disgusting either way.

    • @katalintomusz2169
      @katalintomusz2169 Год назад +8

      I’m also an Eastern European immigrant living in the UK, and get treated inferior by British black men, and I’m also often not white enough to the white men here, interesting to see you think my experiences making yours invalid somehow.

  • @ifyphillips
    @ifyphillips Год назад +326

    A white guy once said to me ‘ i have Neva had a black girl before’ and i asked as what a slave, murder victim ,sir what’s ur vibe

  • @EmleeLikesTurtles
    @EmleeLikesTurtles Год назад +74

    The opening message was "do you need anything from Morrisons?".
    We've been together for 5 years. 💕

  • @Simyfy
    @Simyfy Год назад +97

    I’m guessing the lol is there as a safety net just to be like “ha! I was kidding!” LMAO 😂😂😂😂

  • @katpapper9884
    @katpapper9884 Год назад +19

    1:34 just watching Fuhad say fanny over and over again is the greatest thing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @raheeeg
    @raheeeg Год назад +87

    The amount of times I've heard something along the lines of I've never xyz'd a black girl 🙄 I respond with me neither

    • @Rae777
      @Rae777 Год назад +13

      It’s such a violation! I hate it.

  • @riayaraizel2214
    @riayaraizel2214 Год назад +48

    4:05 nah cause she was waaay too patient and kind with that person 😭 I wouldn't have answered after receiving the first message

    • @Rae777
      @Rae777 Год назад +10

      I think she might have been amused with his audacity. Sometimes it’s entertaining to see how highly people think of themselves.

  • @jenns4926
    @jenns4926 Год назад +68

    ive had a dude tell me "i thought this was a safe space to send d pics" and I've also gotten pics where the guy was balancing a shampoo bottle on his thing. i just dont understand what goes through their minds 😭

    • @crazydragy4233
      @crazydragy4233 Год назад +4

      Nothing xd

    • @Samson16436
      @Samson16436 Год назад +18

      A shampoo bottle 🤣😭😭

    • @michelemartin3360
      @michelemartin3360 Год назад +17

      Bro balancing?! 🤣🤣🤣 I’m just imagining him holding it with the tip of his finger and moving away just in time to snap the picture and being so proud 🤣🤣🤣 I wonder how many tries it took 🤣🤣🤣💀☠️

    • @jenns4926
      @jenns4926 Год назад +9

      @@michelemartin3360 yes!! no omg it was much worse. He was wearing boxers and basically put his d to the side and then put the bottle on it handsfree 💀 i think it was for size scale but it was so not sexy 😭

    • @michelemartin3360
      @michelemartin3360 Год назад +7

      @@jenns4926 OMG I’m dead! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀 that’s too funny! These guys do too much! 🤣🤣😭

  • @Tshepiso.Morake
    @Tshepiso.Morake Год назад +26

    It’s honestly refreshing finding something where I can just laugh 😂

  • @aucashmoneyy
    @aucashmoneyy Год назад +56

    I’m sending SILHOUETTES from now on!!!😂😂

    • @entropy3615
      @entropy3615 Год назад +8

      What were you sending before lmao?

  • @monikamorawska6363
    @monikamorawska6363 Год назад +52

    I see a little silhouetto of a man,
    Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango! 🤣

    • @Samson16436
      @Samson16436 Год назад +1

      Stoooop 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @kiannagriffin6631
    @kiannagriffin6631 Год назад +138

    I have had a white guy do the "I've never been with a black girl" thing to me in person. I had another feel the need to express to me how much he loved black women. Both are weird

    • @db6881
      @db6881 Год назад +26

      Once they talk too much about skin colour all I hear is "I have a fetish".

    • @To-ingAndFro-ing
      @To-ingAndFro-ing Год назад +3

      Been there 😔

  • @PressPowerPlay
    @PressPowerPlay Год назад +27

    Was binge watching another one of your videos and this popped up!! Great timing!!!

  • @rachelmason3979
    @rachelmason3979 Год назад +17

    I heard to you guys ask for messages from dating apps i think tinder specifically and i am glad the people delivered.i can't wait to watch..

  • @yolandawilson6619
    @yolandawilson6619 Год назад +19

    It is vital to know if someone is testing flavors when showing interest.

  • @youdontknowme1258
    @youdontknowme1258 Год назад +251

    Sometimes I feel sorry for men because they want sex so bad and can’t get it as readily as we can but then, something like this happens and all that compassion goes out the window. Some people have no impulse control. Thanks for the red flag.

    • @ChristinaQueenHeart
      @ChristinaQueenHeart Год назад

      ... they can get sex easily. Who do you think straight women are f'ing???? It's the weirdos that don't get play and are the loudest about it.

    • @timescale9326
      @timescale9326 Год назад

      There’s always prostitutes

    • @crazydragy4233
      @crazydragy4233 Год назад +42

      Girl they have hands.

    • @iDreamOfCece88
      @iDreamOfCece88 Год назад +30

      Xes workers exist for this VERY reason

    • @HALOSnHORNS
      @HALOSnHORNS Год назад

      It would be easier if they just chill out. Like reel it in bro. Maybe don't start with damn your nips are cute or wanna see my cock😂 like damn a hey how you doing might be plain but it's not an immediate block.

  • @Beautyinthebreakdown.
    @Beautyinthebreakdown. Год назад +69

    ‘You’ve got pretty eyes do you want to come round and I’ll tie you to my bed?’ …. I think he was planning on STEALING MY EYES!

    • @neverstop9731
      @neverstop9731 Год назад +3

      Def not defending the guy but you def do have amazing eyes 👀

    • @ZaZa-nm6sw
      @ZaZa-nm6sw 14 дней назад

      Jeepers creepers

  • @makaylafranks6312
    @makaylafranks6312 Год назад +57

    Someone called me a sexy pilgrim once. I wasn’t offended honestly I just didn’t know how the hell to respond 😂😂

    • @shamachelon
      @shamachelon Год назад +15

      Respond: “Well you missed the boat”
      “I might be a pilgrim, but you currently sinking on the Titanic”
      “Honey, you’re never getting this Mayflower”
      “Im gonna voyage tf away from you, then”

    • @yabi333
      @yabi333 Год назад

      Maybe they're a regular pilgrim just stating facts, who knows?

    • @yabi333
      @yabi333 Год назад

      ​@ShamaChelon and not one response for if she had been interested? I dunno if sexy pilgrim doesn't work as a pickup line why bother 🤷🏿

    • @kristalfifer5800
      @kristalfifer5800 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah blocked 😂

  • @rayeshawright9106
    @rayeshawright9106 Год назад +64

    Absolutely made my friday,I love you guys.Please keep the content coming.

  • @omuntusgustapo256
    @omuntusgustapo256 Год назад +9

    " Don't use that opener again" 🤣🤣😂

  • @foreignlovedreams
    @foreignlovedreams Год назад +6

    I also have many examples of ""interesting"" text messages from men in chats in dating apps.
    They are sometimes strange, sometimes cheeky, sometimes funny. Therefore, I emphasize once again that online dating is fun.
    But it is pleasing that men still learn the art of texting and communicating, and write unusual first openers or ice-breakers.

  • @deenhazahmed5718
    @deenhazahmed5718 Год назад +72

    Your laughs make us laugh more 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @Emberelle420
    @Emberelle420 11 месяцев назад +7

    About the feet one...
    I worked at a warehouse, they hired this girl who went around to all of the men giving out her OF info and after she worked every shift and talked to damn near every man, she quit, and went to another warehouse job 😂 she was racking up the clientele. ☠️ (She disclosed to me this is not the first or last place she would do this).

  • @jord_2wYT
    @jord_2wYT Год назад +5

    Just stumbled across these a week ago and I'm officially hooked 😂

  • @harryjennings8244
    @harryjennings8244 Год назад +15

    "Today's the day" 😂😂

  • @hopetrnr0
    @hopetrnr0 Год назад +78

    One Italian guy I dated said, you don't have ghetto hairstyles like other black girls. Then, when we arrived at his house, he made me go through the back door. He went through the front. I went through with it as a social experiment. Never again.

    • @sensimania
      @sensimania Год назад +10

      WTF?? 😳

    • @denice6604
      @denice6604 Год назад

      😱 dead

    • @The_upstarts
      @The_upstarts 10 месяцев назад

      Probably still smashed why else would you go in?

  • @KellZej
    @KellZej Год назад +8

    You guys are the type of friends I need 🤣🤣 definitely a fan

  • @aphumelelenzimande6074
    @aphumelelenzimande6074 Год назад +8

    GUYS I DONT THINK YALL UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I WAS WAITING 4 THIS VID

  • @M66CBH
    @M66CBH Год назад +5

    Wasn’t subbed and didn’t realise. Consistently coming up on my shorts and laugh repeatedly😂 hopefully catch a live at some point but what a channel lads 😂👌

  • @Aham_bu_iffy
    @Aham_bu_iffy Год назад +14

    James " fam, beautiful tattoos LOL" 😂😂😂😂

  • @HoneyBats
    @HoneyBats Год назад +9

    God why does the hoodie Fuhad’s wearing look so damn cozy. I have to go find one of those now because all I can focus on in the clip is his shirt

  • @GothicUndone
    @GothicUndone Год назад +21

    The “a breast” as in singular just got me - I mean just one breast! I mean WTF! What are these msgs?? Some ppl that speak to ppl think they are SO quîRkY🤪 they are “different” lol I mean - I can’t 😂😂😂

  • @yabi333
    @yabi333 Год назад +18

    I really wish there were some kind of announcement to every guy that unless a girl asks for a dp, she does not want a dp, it's not even a difficult concept lmao

    • @TheSuperNats
      @TheSuperNats Год назад +1

      They shouldn’t need an announcement, it’s common sense. We know not to randomly send pics of our body parts to people.

  • @wolfscythespk
    @wolfscythespk Год назад +23

    A perfect breast yeah, I thought that man was talking about a chicken sandwich😅

  • @atiazafr4775
    @atiazafr4775 Год назад +68

    My dearest Brothers over the pond, I pray you get this message:
    Thank you for speaking up for your Black Sisters all around the world...when White men say those types of things it is the ickest-cringyest-scary-degrading statements to us.. it is disgusting and disrespectful! I love what you Brothers are doing and I love how you treat your Black Sisters!!! ❤️🖤💚

  • @JustOlls
    @JustOlls Год назад +16

    Ahhh it's my birthday ✨️ favourite notification, made my day

  • @Dreaaaa3
    @Dreaaaa3 Год назад +74

    Yeah I deleted all my apps when they stopped trying and just said, “give me your number” 😂😂
    Like alright cool, where’s the van? I’ll hop right in while I’m at it! LOL creeps.

    • @neverstop9731
      @neverstop9731 Год назад +1

      Does "give me your Snapchat" work any better? Asking for a friend. Lol

    • @Dreaaaa3
      @Dreaaaa3 Год назад +6

      @@neverstop9731 Yoooo I’m cringing!!! Lol, But to be fair I feel women are less opposed to giving up their Snapchat than just handing out numbers.

    • @Dreaaaa3
      @Dreaaaa3 Год назад +2

      @@prima-donna8127 Run. 😂

    • @Samson16436
      @Samson16436 Год назад +2

      @@neverstop9731 it's a no for me, at least if it's right of the bat

    • @Ray-pp5qb
      @Ray-pp5qb Год назад

      This is dumb. How else are they gonna get to know you without calling you? I'm glad you deleted the app, your scary ass was just wasting dudes time.

  • @izzy_hatake
    @izzy_hatake Год назад +20

    James bring back the hoochi daddy shorts!

  • @mztazh08
    @mztazh08 Год назад +28

    I had a guy say out of nowhere when we already exchange messages. “Will you be willing to peg me? I’m not gay cause you are a women” yes “women”

    • @SarahDenna
      @SarahDenna Год назад +15

      Poor man just dying to be pegged and probably keeps getting turned down so he's just casting out a net 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mbach003
    @mbach003 Год назад +3

    Adding lol at the end of any sentence softens the blow lol

  • @silentnote1915
    @silentnote1915 Год назад +19

    I can see it in James eyes he's gonna get vexxed 🤣

  • @freestateschoolsgwijo
    @freestateschoolsgwijo Год назад +12

    "jungle ting" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jhaydinedaniel8749
      @jhaydinedaniel8749 Год назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 that sweetened me too

    • @godrules3596
      @godrules3596 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@jhaydinedaniel8749"sweeTED" not "ENED" but it's cool you must be American 😂😂

  • @janesmith4h
    @janesmith4h Год назад +40

    I was done with dating apps, when a "Pigment-Challenged gentleman" sent me the following:
    You're cute for a Black girl. Maybe I can take you to dinner? Happy to pay you in Fried Chicken and Watermelon."
    I'm a lady, so my response shall not be reshared. Assume I had a visceral reaction though.

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 Год назад +7

    This is the funniest FriDay I’ve had 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @smsjbrxzy1317
    @smsjbrxzy1317 Год назад +4

    Aye it’s my birthday and I get blessed with a video from my favorite podcast

  • @sharigill3130
    @sharigill3130 Год назад +1

    The way I’m stealing “😌🤚🏾aired!” Lmao!!

  • @DBrokeMillenial
    @DBrokeMillenial Год назад +2

    JAMES PLEASE INCLUDE THE TIME STAMPS TOO LOL

  • @AndyyWithAY
    @AndyyWithAY Год назад +12

    And what kind've fanny??😱 Fanny is the back in the US, but the front in UK.

    • @godrules3596
      @godrules3596 10 месяцев назад

      Fanny means pussy in the UK

  • @kenyawhite1842
    @kenyawhite1842 Год назад +8

    I bet the dude that said breast and nipple the same person 🤣🤣

  • @karlandbarrett5045
    @karlandbarrett5045 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:51 "Today's the day" 😂😂😂

  • @taraloker6045
    @taraloker6045 Год назад +3

    Love it, guys. Keep it coming! 😄

  • @alexandrap4753
    @alexandrap4753 Год назад +5

    Lol I’m not calling it a print anymore… it’s a silhouette from now on 😂😂😂

  • @samanthaalexis5877
    @samanthaalexis5877 Год назад +3

    I have a whole album of terrible Tinder profiles and messages called Tinder Honorable Mentions... it's over 200 pictures lol

    • @rockchicbabe
      @rockchicbabe Год назад +3

      Me too, mine's called Hinge Horrors 😂

    • @Samson16436
      @Samson16436 Год назад +1

      @@rockchicbabe not thaaat haha 😂😂

  • @shamachelon
    @shamachelon Год назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuhad, STOP!! “Bits….as well as bobs”
    Jokes!!!

  • @kaiwhat1207
    @kaiwhat1207 Год назад +15

    If y’all wanna do crazy dating app bios I have about 30 screenshots locked and loaded

    • @LFC-Canada
      @LFC-Canada Год назад +4

      I will always remember the guy who said on his bio that he wasn’t interested in women who showed too much cleavage in their profile pics because it lacked class… while having his profile pic being him shirtless. I pointed out that obviously he knew all about being classy 😂

  • @iscavengersam
    @iscavengersam Год назад +2

    I've never heard anyone say, "sweeted me" but it sounds fantastic.

  • @tahjaniagibbs
    @tahjaniagibbs Год назад +13

    This didn't happen to me on a dating app it happened on Instagram and I was 15 at the time when this grown ass man in his 40's asked me if I could video call him so he can look at my face while he punches his balls 💀

    • @balltongue666
      @balltongue666 Год назад +1

      I'd have reported his ass

    • @chels_god
      @chels_god Год назад +5

      Out of all the comments, this one left me speechless😭😭

    • @Samson16436
      @Samson16436 Год назад +2

      I'm actually dead 😭

    • @boydoilikecheerios
      @boydoilikecheerios Год назад

      every 5 or so words in this is a punch to the gut and then a left hook at the end 😭😭😭

  • @briglover8179
    @briglover8179 Год назад +31

    I remembered a guy matched with me and we were having good conversations. Then he asked me on a date. I was happy of course; he was a nice guy. Then he sent me a link. -___- Turns out "the date" was me signing up for a massage session cuz he needed more clients for his new business he started like a month ago.
    That is when I knew it was time to delete the app.
    Dating apps are literally so trash now.
    ILL probably be alone forever at this point.

    • @DetectiveHowler
      @DetectiveHowler Год назад +4

      Did you get a massage??

    • @neverstop9731
      @neverstop9731 Год назад

      Ah the one female in the entirety of existence who has gone through this. Care to guess how many times ive been sent OF links by some tater thot crackin pussy open online for 10 dollars?

    • @cottoncandiez8872
      @cottoncandiez8872 Год назад

      I feel that last line. It's so hard for below average people to date nowadays (myself below average just to be clear, I dunno about you)

    • @Ray-pp5qb
      @Ray-pp5qb Год назад

      Keep the apps, just use casually. It's good to keep all avenues open. My best friend just married the best woman he's ever dated a few months ago. They met on tinder.

  • @luqwithaq
    @luqwithaq Год назад +5

    Best 10 mins of mt day already!

  • @purplepantha11
    @purplepantha11 Год назад +1

    1:30 and I’m already howling

  • @ChristalClearCarma
    @ChristalClearCarma Год назад +8

    This channel is dark humor gold

  • @anniefull5166
    @anniefull5166 Год назад +2

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

  • @87Strong
    @87Strong Год назад +15

    I love how Fuhad basically says Black Woman can’t get intellectual respect…never mind the rest.
    Not a Black woman but my heart breaks nevertheless. 💔🤢😮‍💨

  • @celiwempungose6820
    @celiwempungose6820 Год назад +3

    I've sent a silhouette 😭😭😭⚰️

  • @miamimercenary9623
    @miamimercenary9623 Год назад +5

    it’s the weirdo’s like some of these guys that make it difficult for men who are mostly respectable to approach women without the women being afraid we’re weirdo’s like other guys that have tried to talk to them

  • @wowyg5781
    @wowyg5781 Год назад +1

    Killed me with the silhouette!!! 😂

  • @lunanoir84
    @lunanoir84 Год назад

    01:31 Fuhad's reaction 😂 😆 🤣 😅

  • @thegurlwhodreams
    @thegurlwhodreams Год назад +3

    im convinced both singular , lol messages are the same guy 😂😂😂nothing can convince me otherwise

  • @troirussell637
    @troirussell637 Год назад +5

    I have some good ones! Lol between hinge and the dms it’s ridiculous 😂😂

  • @dorothymarias5771
    @dorothymarias5771 Год назад +2

    UK slang is so corny and goofy 😂 “Fanny” “willay whiskers” “jokes!” “Snog” I can’t 😂😂💀

    • @godrules3596
      @godrules3596 10 месяцев назад +1

      "Willay whiskers" and"Snog" are all white words that only white posh kids use no one Black in the UK uses those words AT ALL and if you're black and you do that means you grew up around white people and normally peope who talk like that get bullied lmao😂😂😂
      Btw no way an American is chatting about "corny" 🙅🏾‍♂️😂😂 you guys say "Doofus" "Douchebag" "Goofball" "Ghosted" and call dicks "Weiners" and even some off-brand Jamaican slang instead of "Gyal" you say "Gal" it doesn't suit you Americans💀😂😂 US slang is 10x worse we can't take that shit serious over here.

  • @yaboi-om4vt
    @yaboi-om4vt Год назад +5

    "YES OR NO"

  • @skyecruz3013
    @skyecruz3013 Год назад

    Laughing so hard you can’t even get the words out is so fucking relatable 😂😂

  • @maylee8862
    @maylee8862 Год назад +2

    The funniest dm I ever recieved:
    Him: I am very nice I will make you happy 💕
    Me: How old are you?
    Him: I'm 22
    Me: Thats too young for me
    Him: I'm 24 years old but I have a certificate of younger age
    Bro just changed his age for me lmao💀

  • @BrittanyRose-wm5zi
    @BrittanyRose-wm5zi Год назад +9

    That Silhouette 😍

  • @a.b.2850
    @a.b.2850 Год назад +1

    A cheeky silhouette
    😂🤣🤣

  • @Sophiasdaughter
    @Sophiasdaughter Год назад +1

    I can't believe that. The aggression is real!

  • @queenash2702
    @queenash2702 Год назад +8

    I'll comment on every video... LOVE THE ACCENTS!

  • @QuinMonalisa-y7v
    @QuinMonalisa-y7v Год назад

    Sometimes no matter how many times you said no … they will still continue asking if you wish to see their crooks

  • @Mrdevine3055
    @Mrdevine3055 Год назад +1

    😂😂😂 you know what sometimes you don’t know when that day is lol

  • @makubeofficial
    @makubeofficial Год назад +1

    "You're my little jungle ting" DED😭

  • @yakmand7252
    @yakmand7252 Год назад +3

    Todays the day....stay positive 😆🤷‍♂️

  • @flow3try
    @flow3try Год назад

    Lmaooo I remember some of the WRETCHED things I’ve send by people tryna chat to me online. Some of these men/women have no composure at allllll

    • @Samson16436
      @Samson16436 Год назад +1

      Say less 😭 people be wildiiiiiin

  • @carollothian4583
    @carollothian4583 Год назад +1

    Thanks for this i needed a laugh 💙

  • @inesguimaraes9226
    @inesguimaraes9226 Год назад +5

    The guy I used to date “my lil chocolate brownie”, “my chocolate lady” me : black
    Him: white

  • @LadyBugPicnic12
    @LadyBugPicnic12 Год назад +6

    I would like to see you guys compete for finding the funnier or more cringe tweets or whatever

  • @fazormcghee7936
    @fazormcghee7936 Год назад +5

    That fanny is fanning

  • @allanajackson38
    @allanajackson38 Год назад

    A silhouette?!😂😂😂

  • @alyapeutic
    @alyapeutic Год назад

    1:50 FANNY BRUH LMAOO

  • @shawtyizanadult
    @shawtyizanadult Год назад +5

    Dead you and your foot. I’m screaming.