If Names Were Farts - Key & Peele
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- Опубликовано: 28 апр 2019
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When the script writer is 8 years old 😂
More likely written on the shitter during a long bout of diarrhea.
@@KandiKlover when the writer has a whoopie cushion
Bless their lil’ old grade school heart.
Butters wrote this
Omg i am dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘
The writer of “Us” and “Get Out” everybody
No s**t Sherlock
Logan Mccrery 😂
Duality so strong it makes u wanna...
Both movies were prrrrttttttt*
❤❤❤
I appreciate the farts being personalized to each induvidual. They really took this seriously.
I know. I painstakingly re-checked it a couple of times to sure they were consistent.
Imagine yelling your friends name in emergency and you crap your shorts.
I gave you your 1000th like, your welcome lol .
It’s “if farts were names” so yeah of course they did lol
It's called a comedy last time I checked
Can’t believe they just got 10 adults together and they agreed to play this skit😂😂😂
Thats the whole point of this skit.
I’d shit myself in live TV
For the love of money lol
@@vivianwinnie I’d do it for free
yea its called money have you heard of it? most adults will do most things for various amounts of it
Whoever wrote this script was clearly high on potenuse!
👎🏻
This is definitely the worlds funniest comment.
Hey! I said that!
lol
Nooice
imagine taking attendance in this universe.
😂😂😂🤣
are you outta yo goddam mind? *fart
I'm a teacher and I start back to school today... I was looking for something funny to get my mood right and then I saw your comment 😂😂 I would love to be able to walk up to a student and say, "You're doing great, *thpppppttt*!!"
Sunny McInnis good luck with school! Hope you and the students stay safe
We can prevent the climate change with that
I'm really lactose intolerant. I can name all 46 US President's full names after only one glass of milk.
🤣🤣🤣😅
That or it means your walking around shouting names at random.
" Should not REBECCA have DAVID drunk all ANGELA that milk... BOB."
Bwahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha! Laughed out loud at this! 😆
The 46th isn't just a fart, but a big ol wet shart that runs down your leg into your shoes.
"This is (squeek) and her husband (explosive shart)" LMAO!!
Opposites attract.
Introducing people is literally “pain in the ass”
So is saying Robert
lol why is this not with a thousand likes
Pretty Flacko idk dude, maybe they should digging more to discover this gem lol
It's not a pain in the ass it's a pain in the nose
@Adolf Hitler Did you hear the husband's "fart"? Its hot and wet down there
“...and her husband *VIOLENT FART*” I died
That asian girl fart is the best. 😱
I saw that guy in deadpool 2
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️
There husband's name made me die 😂
That dude legit sharted.
I feel like 99% of Key & Peele sketches are so hilariously genius, that they deserve to have at least one silly fart joke one.
This is one of their funniest
@@PewtooyouIt’s funny for, like, 20 seconds.
The idea is simple, but fairly ingenious. But the acting is perfect -- the casualness of it all, the little facial expressions and body twists, keeping the farts the same for each character, etc.
Imagine trying to find someone in a crowd...
I would’ve shit myself
By smell
😆😂💦
Awesome... LOL. Best comment ever.
Your not wrong
I just said someone's name in the elevator.
😂😂😂😂😂
Thats wrong... on so many levels (stewart francis)
It must be deadly....
@@swarupchakraborty6291 I lived, not sure about the elderly couple.
Possibly the best comment on here.
In a thousand years, when we've colonized Mars, cured cancer, have microchips in our brains providing unlimited intelligence, and finally get out of lockdowns, farts will still be funny.
I appreciate that getting out of lockdowns was the last thing on that list...
As they were to the first caveman.
Microchips are for npc's.
Cancer will never be cured. Too much power and $$$ at stake.
lol microcips...man so many of you are such brainless personality lacking npc's
2:12 I love even God’s name is a fart
Finally mature content for mature people
@Here to suffer Oo idk just found dis on Google but I'll change it
It's not mature content. it's just for us
LMAO
Finally a dumb mature content for stupid mature people , agree yes
@@theBeT95 what? Stupid people? You mean highly intelligent mature people? Like me cuz this is my grandpa kind of joke
I wonder what the script for this video was like.
Short high pitched fart says hello first. Loud wet sounding farts shakes hands with squeaky fart
😆😂😂😂😂
So this is the famous [rising fart]
🤣
Written on a toilet paper
I can only imagine the writer's table when this idea was pitched.
The heaviest fart name was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grown adults: “Farts aren’t funny”
Key and Peele: “Hold my Chipotle”
I’m eating chipotle rn
@@neelchintamaneni2949 In my experience, the black beans produce the clearest and loudest sounds.
@@burner__account Someone doesn't get implications.
Farts have been funny since their origin.
its not key and peele, its *farts* and *farts again*
No sound effects were used in the making of this video
good one. Must have been a stinky set. ha ha
😂
everyone shit their pants at least once then
that's talent right there
Gas masks, however...
When key and Peele start running out of ideas, they still produce quality
This made me realize I will never have the maturity level of a 12 year old.
I can't imagine the odor in this house ...
Actually there wasn't until the last guy pronounced their real name
It smells like poopoo bathroom.
Sound tracks. Sound tracks.
I bet it’s hot af in there too
@@saintgospelrap3386 Idiot, there's no sound track, at least until that rude man at the end.
Her: He's probably thinking of other girls.
Him: What if names were farts.
Brayden Headrick So true
fokh yu
Aey Arr spelling error
RyeBread Official vutsefak?
Aey Arr lol apologies for a second I thought u attempted to say “FU”
"I'll ask my son to write my next sketch, what could possibly go wrong .... "
LMAO! 🤣🤭
As someone who struggled to remember people's names, this seems like a good tool to share my experience with others haha
Imagine her husband is in a football stadium, and he scores a goalie...
Then everybody starts cheering his name... repetitively...
nuclear detonation
DRO DRO DRO DRO DROPPPP THE BASSSS
😂😂😂
It's called a "touchdown."
@@slockhrt yea nah, wrong football you third worlder
I actually never watched this one, i feel cursed and blessed at the same time now
Its because we are, Quincy..WE AAAARRREEE
Yeah same. Shame on us!
Same. I thought I watched all of them
It was just uploaded
Blursed
“I am a mature adult”
Me: *Chuckles like a school girl*
This is one of the funniest skits i have ever seen/heard. Genius! Laughing my guts out! Every time!
0:48 - "Ah... this is [squeak] and her husband [rumble]." I'm crying.
Bill Bushey “and her husband *diarrhoea noises*”
lol right i was dead when i heard the squeak
My bf seems to call me all different kinds of names, especially when he is asleep.
I had to ponder over that to get it😂
Jen 😂😂😂
That's disgusting as hell.
He never told you of your name calling as YOU sleep.
😂😂🤢
This is literally the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I watch like 5 times a day.
Me too, we should start a club.
Me and my brother thought it was crazy how they could get so many people to agree to work on a skit like this lol. It kinda helps me to believe that anything is possible.
How did they even agree to do this skit ? 😂😂
Abdullah Comedy Central turned drug trips into animated sequences
It had to be the cheapest one they made it's just one house with a bunch of people haha
You know they weren't really farting right? Those were all sound effe💨ts!
No clue of narrative. After two minutes, it turns to shit!
Maybe they were promised free food from Taco Bell.
Actually the fart's sounds are really specific for each characters, such a detail
That was kind of the point of the video...
Nomad AA “ᵀʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵃ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ”. Shut up
@@captainjackpugh6050 "shut up" shut u bitchass up
I’m willing to bet the farts were dubbed in over the real farts. Lav mics don’t work very well when clothing is rubbing against them. No, I’m almost 100% certain this was ADR (or AFR in this case).
I was about to say that when I skipped back and forth to see if the sounds were consistent and they were
That husband's name sounds like it came from the center of the earth
Honestly one of the funniest skits I've seen in a looooong time!
I was laughing so hard at this sketch that I Robert Hinriched.
lol 😂😂
This comment is so underated
I just googled Robert Heinrich. Surprising results lol
I a a roned
Oh my goodness 🤣🤣🤣
😂
I hate the fact that I knew 'fart fart fart and fart' was a law firm
😭😭😭
:(
😂😂😂😂
Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz.?
Everyone did....
These guys never cease to amaze me and ya don't see any of it coming lmao..I'm so into what they do cause they have 2 talents, a wild imagination and dam good actor's lol 😂. The Farts maaan, who would ever think of it that exact way plus everything they thought of and put it into themselves acting it all out lol. I've set and watched em for hours and haven't gotten bored with it yet lol
The tall guy in the pink needs to check his shorts
"Where is little *childishly tiny fart noise*?" absolutely killed me. 🤣
😂😂
Istg SAMEEE 😂 i rewinded just to laugh on it again and again 😂
@@hamhahami165 it's the face he makes that tops it for me 😂
I wonder if the fart sound gets pronounced louder as they grow up
childish tiny??
I like the consistency of the fart noises for everybody names!
That's the only component to the sketch keeping it from falling apart and being a slapstick gag. If it was just random or the same noise every time, it wouldn't be effective at all. There's literally no substance in the dialogue or plot, it's just put in place to demonstrate this, so without consistency this would not be a thing
Very well tuned
@@sonicseducer69 yeah ok why not
Yup, that was the first thing that came to my mind. To check whether they cared enough to keep the names consistent.
I’ll give it that
I want whatever acid they took when they wrote this
Me: Farts naturally
My friend : Hey you called my name?
Me :
They missed an opportunity for someone to fart the wrong name during sex.
Suddenly, anal became an even more controversial practice.
@Stinta
Good point. 🤔
LMFAO.
I can’t believe that I got so used to the farts that I went WTF when the guy blurted out “Robert”. 🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂 I know, right
Shouldn't have looked down in the comments, kinda ruined it for myself
Correct. Then, as soon as it dawns on ya, laughing like a son of a bitch.
i would be like, "can you please not. im trying to have a conversation with my friends"
Hahaha the things we get used to 😂😂😂
We need a part two of this lmao
a sketch where Peele is the substitute teacher and he's taking attendance...but the names are all farts
This is something straight out of a rick and morty inter-dimentional tv bit.
Lol yes 🤣
Fartopia or Fartropolis
Hahaha true
😂
Omg you read my mind
The 3rd mans name would clear out the whole building
Journee Argyle 😂😂
“oh the law firm” im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If names were really farts, New York would also be a fart.
"Oh, the law firm."
Reginald Emvula I DIED!!!! 😂😂😂😂
I dunno guys, fart jokes were not my thing but this is oddly satisfying. Especially the "oh, a law firm"
Yes! I didn't think they could get very creative but that surprised me and was the best one!!
I agree.
Fu**ing HILARIOUS. Anyone who can't appreciate a well configured fart skit - w/a decent plot (come on - each name was identical each time so as 2 see the pattern) just doesn't deserve to ever laugh again. Lol.
That's the point I yielded. Farts are funny.
Really? Not the final, exasperated "Oh, for
Alright this is the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life. I almost suffocated from laughing so hard LOL
1:06 DAYUM
0:31
I love that one of the couples has such different fart "names." A pipsqueak fart and a super-slushly fart. One extreme to the next. They must be very compatible.
just names tho XD
Each fart has its own meaning. It’s too much 😂
Imagine recording people farting all day for a show's sound effects
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TRUEEEEEE
A super-slushy! I like it 😂
"fart" & "fart" are comic geniuses.
'fart' is an action of removing a skin from potato or an orange. his name is pronounced 'fаrt'
@@volodyanarchist nah I'm pretty sure he was right it pronounced "fart"
Don’t you mean 💨 💨 and 💨?
Just imagine if this was an alternate reality, nuts 😂
Ive said every name and made every facial expression theyve mentioned in this video. All while sitting on porcelain.
So this video is why my wife keeps accusing me of cheating in my sleep
😂😂 nice one there... !
Good one!!! 😂😏
Watson:What kinda jokes are these Holmes?
Holmes:elementary my dear Watson.
I read Watson's line with a latino gangster accent
LMFAO. Clever
imagine your science teacher who has high potent use doin’ a roll call...
I don't know why I was holding my breath during this whole sketch 🤣
because usually when we fart we do that lol
“This is... and her husband... “ almost killed me with 😂
Husband was big guy, u know 😂😂😂
😂😭
Its a good thing that house has so many windows and doors
Yeah, no shit.
Moonlam and lil trees and flowers and bushes I believe
I love Key's hearty exhale after introducing his friend at 1:25
Why am I laughing so hard?!! 🤣
I literally farted so loud from laughing. 😂
The facial expressions, the bending of the knees 😂 the most accurate fart acting I've ever seen.
You have obviously never seen Le Petomane at the Moulin Rouge.
Who says they were acting? Rumor has it the farts were real
When they mention the name of the guy with pink tshirt they almost poop themselves
yup...that sounded like a wet one.
Sounded like a shitty guy tbh
I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💩💩💩
I mean that's a big dude.
I probably wouldn't be able to survive in this universe without sharting my pants lol
This seems like a last minute sketch you write as a final project for drama class.
Haha. I laughed so hard, I Roberted!
You keithed!!
Heinrich!
Hahahahahahaha
0:39 I love that they also add the apostrophe. Such detail.
So if the farts are name and names are farts, that means "Robert" being a generic fart but "Heinrich" being a exotic "fart"
Did he just say Robert? Read the roo-, I mean smell the room buddy!!
I think Jordan's pronouncement was just fine
LokiTheAsgard420 I think you mean pronunciation
@@benjaminforbes3263 thank you
I think you mean [farts]'s pronunciation
@@benjaminforbes3263 To be fair, fuck English's idea of consistency. It's pronouncement now.
@@Myuunium Um no, because pronouncement is a word that means declaration and pronunciation is a word that means how something is said. We define words that we can understand each other. That's why we don't just call a fork an orange or a cat a table.
When Keegan takes a breath after that one fart I freaking die. That and when the dude in the pink shirt gets introduced lol
I would shit my pants trying to pronounce his name.
Of course his name is the disaster fart. 😆
The dude in pink being introduced got me 💀
Please mark the time, for Pete's *fart* sake.
@@Brainbuster 0:50
I can't express how funny this is to me. That room must a bio-hazard lol. If anyone lights a match or turns on a light, it's over🤣🙂😃😅😄
A musical student named Carter, was a truly magnificent farter. On the strength of one bean he’d fart God Save The Queen, and Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata. This sketch reminded me of that limerick.
Imagine someone had a severe diarrhea, he might be shouting random names in the toilet
fine name👍
@@rockinrobin8834 thanks 😊
@@rockinrobin8834 eyooo
No, that would be like reading the phone book while projectile vomiting 🤮
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They were definitely high when they thought of this idea
Key doesn't smoke, peele does so I'm pretty sure this is his doing 😂
Ik but he had to have gotten contact high
Peele: dude dude dude... what if... instead of people using names.... people. just. farted?
Key: ... what?
Peele: woah, I know right?
Consequences
maybe they smoked a big pot of pothenuse
Perhaps the only time in human history where so many personalized farts were played together in such a short period of time.
What I really feel amazed at is the fact that there are still key and peele skits I haven't seen yet
When he said Robert I was on the floor 😂😂😂😂
Oh my god I fucking died at this part.
Oh for *fart* sake. XD XD XD XD XD
He has no home training. And he had to add “ Heinrich” 😂😆😆
I lost it at “what a beautiful name!”
Why did i watch this??? Now random fart noises are echoing in my brain.
Been awhile since I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.
Just imagine stuttering trying pronounce certain names or shouting to call someone from a distant
😂😂😂
"Oh, the law firm!" 😂😂😂
My favorite joke now is to say "oh the law firm" everytime someone farts
Dude in the pink shirt must mess up people's underwear on a regular basis.🤷🏿♂️😹
I could imagine star trek doing this for a new race of aliens that only speak in fart
I believed people who disliked this video named robert and heinrich
no they‘re just christians
language!
Lol
I believe people with low brain tend to press the like button several times, like you disgusting man 😉
Gross, dude.
I have enough gas to communicate effectively in this alternate reality.
cool
Jayyy Zeee 🤣😑
So does Liz S. of SF
🤣🤣🤣
Me too 🙏
I can only imagine what a teacher calling attendance would be like
One of the best sketches i have ever seen