Key & Peele - Sexy Vampires

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @yumiyukii4310
    @yumiyukii4310 9 лет назад +16973

    "If we gonna eat, then let's eat. Damn."
    Me at a family reunion.

  • @thescoundrel793
    @thescoundrel793 4 года назад +16899

    “I only got bit so I can live forever and see future cars!” That is now the only legitimate reason to become a vampire.

    • @noahh.4484
      @noahh.4484 4 года назад +108

      you said now twice in that sentence, it looks ridiculous!

    • @thescoundrel793
      @thescoundrel793 4 года назад +40

      skuntt skuntt SHIT

    • @deadlysilent7120
      @deadlysilent7120 4 года назад +102

      My man Got his priorities straight

    • @hindsightpov4218
      @hindsightpov4218 4 года назад +41

      That and also so you don’t get all wrinkly and decrepit from age.

    • @thescoundrel793
      @thescoundrel793 4 года назад

      HindsightPOV Nope.

  • @jenniferwebb5954
    @jenniferwebb5954 6 лет назад +3279

    "I got bit on purpose so I can live foreverandseefuture cars" -genius

    • @Americafirst_free
      @Americafirst_free 5 лет назад +59

      shit if your gonna live forever might as well for a good reason

    • @eyelandss
      @eyelandss 5 лет назад +21

      I lived forever to get rid of the Joestar bloodline but I'm glad I at least get all the blood I need - Dio

    • @jobrotelis6664
      @jobrotelis6664 5 лет назад +2

      You won’t see many future cars when you are a vampire because you can’t go outside when the sun is up

    • @marius498
      @marius498 5 лет назад +4

      @@jobrotelis6664 Depends on what myth or franchise you base the vampire on ;)

    • @tinamoul
      @tinamoul 5 лет назад +11

      @@jobrotelis6664 First off what that other guy said, depends on what vampire lore you're going with. And last I checked cars still work at night.

  • @spiralphoenix9839
    @spiralphoenix9839 Год назад +876

    I like how the normal person they were gonna eat was just chilling at the house afterwards

    • @EliParker28
      @EliParker28 Год назад +115

      She got turned, which is priceless

  • @dyr234
    @dyr234 5 лет назад +12830

    the fact he got bit and still kept his inner gangsta is priceless.

    • @matttheamerican3766
      @matttheamerican3766 5 лет назад +252

      Holysmoke96 he’s just black. He’s not a “gangster”

    • @dyr234
      @dyr234 5 лет назад +98

      i meant his inner self maintained the same....@@matttheamerican3766

    • @GamerPony
      @GamerPony 5 лет назад +71

      A true Brujah

    • @rcloud5271
      @rcloud5271 5 лет назад +138

      well of course. you dont automatically turn into a goth over sexualized person when bitten...kinda of the point of the video

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 5 лет назад +10

      @@matttheamerican3766 he's both

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 6 лет назад +3101

    I just love the idea of someone very practical becoming a vampire and not giving into hedonism. Just carrying on as normal without dying

    • @Interstellar_Traveler
      @Interstellar_Traveler 2 года назад +146

      so Keanu Reeves

    • @Dremons7
      @Dremons7 2 года назад +50

      Hard to live a normal life when you can't see sunlight

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 2 года назад +110

      @@Dremons7 Pretty sure many peopel wouldn't have that much of a problem with that part.

    • @burntcandle_daoist
      @burntcandle_daoist 2 года назад +11

      @Dremons no one banned the nightlife tho

    • @Suchwerewolf
      @Suchwerewolf Год назад +18

      You’re describing the vampire dad from twilight

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard 4 года назад +4105

    Key & Peel should appear in "What we do in the Shadows" as these characters

  • @sarakennedy1592
    @sarakennedy1592 3 года назад +2230

    Jordan's gut sticking out while everyone was so sexy had me laughing so hard.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Год назад +8

      Lies again? Blood DNA USD SGD

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 9 месяцев назад +18

      Thanks for making me feel subconscious about my gut

    • @whatcanidooo
      @whatcanidooo 2 месяца назад +19

      Hey now nothing bout a gut is inherently unsexy

    • @Kidkosmos
      @Kidkosmos Месяц назад

      barely a gut

    • @DaveOJ
      @DaveOJ 26 дней назад

      ? ​@@NazriB

  • @lamborger
    @lamborger 9 лет назад +4369

    "Girl, for real, you need to get your hands up off me before I fuck you up."

    • @lamborger
      @lamborger 9 лет назад +18

      Ilija Milutin No worries, bruh, I think he was just trying to build the sexual tension.

    • @linaas.9872
      @linaas.9872 9 лет назад +15

      Bruh I'm done😂😂

    • @Gavinlong45
      @Gavinlong45 9 лет назад

      you fucker

    • @childrenoftherez
      @childrenoftherez 8 лет назад +85

      Lol "shit is nasty, creepy as fuck."

    • @jurgenwindcaller4
      @jurgenwindcaller4 8 лет назад

      +TheBlessedPotato potatoes have dicks ? wtf @_@

  • @Ms9mmBeretta
    @Ms9mmBeretta 9 лет назад +1393

    I love how the guy's "normalness" kept breaking up the fantasy.
    And I love that line 'This song has been playing for 2 yrs and it sucks!'

  • @gissellegonzalez5760
    @gissellegonzalez5760 7 лет назад +3677

    "And this song has been playing for like 2 years and it SUCKS"
    I died 😂😂

    • @Absolutely_puck_fakestine
      @Absolutely_puck_fakestine 5 лет назад +9

      I'm replying so you can see your likes. Was such a bright idea to copy paste that,

    • @GuppiAttack
      @GuppiAttack 5 лет назад +18

      Is that Milana Vayntrub?

    • @livestreamIRA
      @livestreamIRA 5 лет назад +2

      @@GuppiAttack I thought the same thing. I think it is!

    • @sunnybunny5227
      @sunnybunny5227 3 года назад +9

      Every retail place ever. 😭

    • @ajc1482
      @ajc1482 3 года назад

      The only legitimate reaction to Justin Bieber

  • @havocchaos0371
    @havocchaos0371 4 года назад +779

    The fresh Prince of Transylvania😂😂😂😂

    • @y00nkitty
      @y00nkitty 3 года назад +14

      Jeez right 🤣

    • @ramonjordan8054
      @ramonjordan8054 8 месяцев назад +12

      I whistled for a cab and when it came near the driver couldn’t see his reflection in the mirror

    • @Kinokisings
      @Kinokisings 7 месяцев назад

      @@ramonjordan8054gold

    • @WillBrown-s9r
      @WillBrown-s9r Месяц назад

      Bars​@@ramonjordan8054

  • @olebagofbones3268
    @olebagofbones3268 6 лет назад +1960

    They look like rebellious teens who just watched the vampire diaries

    • @Pearg0ld
      @Pearg0ld 5 лет назад +21

      No that's just my mom

    • @babysharkcrew1905
      @babysharkcrew1905 5 лет назад +3

      Dead ☠️

    • @ComputerDude2600
      @ComputerDude2600 5 лет назад +2

      I mean yeah, that's what its parodying...

    • @atomiczombie1099
      @atomiczombie1099 4 года назад

      Chickenstrips Goop lmao

    • @danboi52
      @danboi52 7 месяцев назад

      @@Pearg0ldthat is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen

  • @phoqueme
    @phoqueme 9 лет назад +1784

    "No wonder y'all hungry all the time" hahaha its ridiculous how they waste so much blood on the chin

    • @phoqueme
      @phoqueme 9 лет назад +63

      "Its not even that funny"... hahahahah

    • @bloodyrose1985
      @bloodyrose1985 5 лет назад +12

      Yea. I honestly don’t think one human could feed 9 vampires since they usually drain their victims to death

    • @LilRedRasta
      @LilRedRasta 2 года назад +19

      deez nuts were wasting so much blood on your chin.

  • @5050TM
    @5050TM 8 лет назад +6406

    "This is such bullshit you guys." -When your friends aren't into Goth anymore.

    • @lunayoshi
      @lunayoshi 8 лет назад +102

      I don't know why it's only just now occurring to me that someone might outgrow Goth culture. Hmm.

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 8 лет назад +13

      Lead vampire:Bring in the newest members of our family. (Female vampire accidently brings in the Frog Brothers from The Lost Boys) Edger:Good night,bloodsuckers! Alan:First come,first staked!

    • @davidgooding810
      @davidgooding810 8 лет назад +51

      Right? LOL! ". . . and are you two EVEN lesbians?" (poseurs look like kids busted doing something wrong) "Actually . . . I have a boyfriend." This sketch is underrated - K is great here.

    • @skellymom
      @skellymom 8 лет назад +57

      Actually, this is more Emo than Goth. I am an Elder Goth and stayed with the subculture for years. Was NEVER like this. I am more like Neil Gaiman's Death character: upbeat and happy with a dark/sarcastic sense of humor. Those that take the subculture and themselves too seriously either don't stay or drive everyone else absolutely "batty" (and tend not to make/keep friends)...because they act so elitist.

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 8 лет назад +14

      ZombieMommy I'm goth as well. I was simply joking lol. I agree with your sentiments. :-)

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 4 года назад +748

    I actually kinda like this song... But if I heard it for two years straight, I'm sure I'd lose my ever-loving vampire mind. 😆

    • @entertainmentvds8181
      @entertainmentvds8181 4 года назад +16

      What is the name of this song

    • @jpo1804
      @jpo1804 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @redvixo
      @redvixo 7 месяцев назад

      @@entertainmentvds8181 ruclips.net/video/qbKDZ_Z49EA/видео.htmlsi=cFRwz8MGD-tNjAyc

  • @RollersPostulate
    @RollersPostulate 9 лет назад +4774

    "I got bit so I could live forever and see future cars."
    That is the exact reason I want to be immortal lmfao. That and so I can witness the cyberpunk future.

    • @sekroz896
      @sekroz896 9 лет назад +23

      ***** Wasn't the cyberpunk future back in the early 2000's? I mean the people who though that up in the 80's, that would be the future for them. But it already happened in Japan and Europe back in the early 2000's. hmm.

    • @RollersPostulate
      @RollersPostulate 9 лет назад +7

      Will Homan
      Nah, everyone is just a bunch of tools.

    • @chindo
      @chindo 9 лет назад

      That's a bit rich

    • @Undecided_
      @Undecided_ 9 лет назад +1

      Will Homan Wait i thought cyberpunk future was during the industrial revolution

    • @sekroz896
      @sekroz896 9 лет назад

      Uncrowned No that is wrong.

  • @oksurehaha9800
    @oksurehaha9800 8 лет назад +1050

    "I got bit on purpose so i could live forever and see future cars" that is Genius XD

  • @faithboy12
    @faithboy12 10 лет назад +8987

    That blonde girl is either a damn good actress, or they pulled some random girl of the street and put her with these people, cos she looks genuinely scared.

    • @VicInCommentSection
      @VicInCommentSection 7 лет назад +961

      I honestly felt uncomfortable for her.

    • @drillosophy1012
      @drillosophy1012 5 лет назад +510

      Right, it was too real for a comedy.

    • @MsDariel83
      @MsDariel83 5 лет назад +226

      It's their hot ass stinky breath is why she looks genuinely mortified

    • @unahp.3751
      @unahp.3751 5 лет назад +53

      Yesss! Lmao

    • @1636276
      @1636276 5 лет назад +102

      Easy. My husband would pretend hes a vampire and I get scared shit less and start kicking him away from me. Just imagination guys not acting.

  • @jackwimmer2249
    @jackwimmer2249 2 года назад +108

    I just love how they're not even biting her, just breathing heavily and sticking their tongues out!! LOL!!!

  • @allthingsfascinating
    @allthingsfascinating 6 лет назад +4506

    I'm just wearing what I got bit in - hahahahahahahahaha!

    • @deniseharvey5038
      @deniseharvey5038 5 лет назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sparkleblaster
      @sparkleblaster 5 лет назад +2

      You're welcome for making it 666 likes

    • @SadFemboy
      @SadFemboy 5 лет назад +1

      @RANDI BRADLEY I'm also trying to figure that out, like that's the only part I didn't think was a joke

    • @robynthebank919
      @robynthebank919 5 лет назад +6

      @@SadFemboy tone & delivery. Don't over think it

    • @jeffkais
      @jeffkais 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

  • @nafkar89
    @nafkar89 6 лет назад +4489

    I would watch a full series based on this

    • @deadweight7334
      @deadweight7334 5 лет назад +144

      The chill vampire diaries

    • @mariagherman5421
      @mariagherman5421 5 лет назад +249

      What we do in the shadows

    • @fallendevonish1869
      @fallendevonish1869 5 лет назад +31

      @@mariagherman5421 thats not hip hop vampires though

    • @KingNBlack7
      @KingNBlack7 5 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @FerociousPaul
      @FerociousPaul 5 лет назад +34

      @@mariagherman5421 yup, basically if what we do in the shadows was about black americans

  • @SharpVCN
    @SharpVCN 8 лет назад +8667

    "I got bit up so I can see future cars" XD

    • @JEMurl
      @JEMurl 8 лет назад +211

      I got bit up so i could watch ALL the Marvel movies!!!

    • @mizuhara7660
      @mizuhara7660 8 лет назад +117

      I would get bit so I could play future games

    • @yaqeenahbrim5388
      @yaqeenahbrim5388 8 лет назад +34

      +Kijuan Johnson I would get bit just to listen to future.

    • @lumberjack674
      @lumberjack674 8 лет назад +17

      I got bit up so that I can see sunrise and sunset a million times!!!!

    • @thodao8971
      @thodao8971 8 лет назад +1

      Noah Vining )272$$2

  • @wowamber5107
    @wowamber5107 2 года назад +139

    The fact that Jordan became a successful horror director it's crazy, he's so versatile

  • @tonibauer2949
    @tonibauer2949 5 лет назад +5174

    73 year old lady here, laying in bed squealing with laughter at 7:00 am.

    • @abdib5446
      @abdib5446 5 лет назад +54

      Toni Bauer 😂😂

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari 5 лет назад +317

      Spending your time wisely, no denying that haha.

    • @RI.........
      @RI......... 5 лет назад +107

      You my friend,are living the good life.
      Good morning 😊

    • @marcj0426
      @marcj0426 5 лет назад +80

      never too old to enjoy Key and Peele

    • @bahaar2825
      @bahaar2825 5 лет назад +12

      😄😄😄😄

  • @vegapunk6985
    @vegapunk6985 5 лет назад +7008

    The victim girl is an amazing actress! So pitiable

    • @valeriew4833
      @valeriew4833 5 лет назад +56

      Lol pitiful

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 5 лет назад +192

      @Valerie W Pitiable is correct as well.😊

    • @Alovatololo
      @Alovatololo 5 лет назад +449

      That's just a random college student after they look at their debt.

    • @signity5540
      @signity5540 5 лет назад +47

      @@Alovatololo I'm feeli.. Feeling woozy 😨

    • @dimryts4614
      @dimryts4614 5 лет назад +8

      666 likes wahhahahahaha

  • @GregStallion
    @GregStallion 8 лет назад +1297

    "His name ain't even Tristin". LOL

    • @safaaclermont1560
      @safaaclermont1560 8 лет назад +18

      Christopher Quinn Tristan

    • @cyberguroo
      @cyberguroo 7 лет назад

      Lot of people seem to have missed this awesome pun. ...his name isn't even interesting!

    • @bigmick5978
      @bigmick5978 6 лет назад

      cyberguroo nah there’s no pun and if there was it would be shit

  • @BlackDaffodils
    @BlackDaffodils Год назад +66

    This was hands down my favorite Key & Peele skit 😂😂😂 "Opheliaaaa, bring the new blood" that line had me in a chokehold back in the day 😂

  • @dahliaquiles5337
    @dahliaquiles5337 6 лет назад +10810

    This is so accurate! lol I always wonder why everything sexual with vampires lol

    • @ITheIM7IOmegaI
      @ITheIM7IOmegaI 6 лет назад +1287

      It's because the original Dracula novel by Bram stoker had themes of sexuality where the female vampires were seductive and sexual while the untouched female characters were pure and maternal.

    • @denisobrien1582
      @denisobrien1582 6 лет назад +21

      The M7 Omega m

    • @beansbeanie163
      @beansbeanie163 5 лет назад +64

      I thought twiglight started it

    • @TajimaMunenori
      @TajimaMunenori 5 лет назад +418

      Lots of Freudian stuff about puncturing a sensitive part of the human body and sharing fluids

    • @Sigismund-von-Luxembourg
      @Sigismund-von-Luxembourg 5 лет назад +193

      I wish we just got a historically accurate movie about Vlad Dracul the defender of Walliachia knight of the order of the dragon scourge of the Ottoman Empire impaler of khabab

  • @billvolk4236
    @billvolk4236 10 лет назад +1936

    "I got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see future cars!"

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows 9 лет назад +29

      Bill Volk super flying dope lamborghinis

    • @jaypola4100
      @jaypola4100 9 лет назад +4

      Bill Volk we all watched it...

    • @billvolk4236
      @billvolk4236 9 лет назад +33

      And now we're bonding over it.

    • @NAWTPROF
      @NAWTPROF 9 лет назад +1

      Bill Volk Don't you have people in real life to bond with?

    • @billvolk4236
      @billvolk4236 9 лет назад +12

      I do that too, but according to your logic you don't have people in real life to bond with, so you have my condolences.

  • @iamandrew2467
    @iamandrew2467 6 лет назад +702

    "girl you better get your hands up off me before I **** you up"

    • @azexy21
      @azexy21 5 лет назад +35

      ...that shit is nasty .creepy as fuck
      YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHING MY NIPPLE FOR 15 MINUTES

    • @CallMeWesly
      @CallMeWesly 5 лет назад +12

      "All the [bleep] y'all is doin up in here. This is straight-up gratuitous."

  • @asecretchannel4135
    @asecretchannel4135 4 года назад +41

    Part of me feels like Peele makes up these characters and sketches just to be able to flaunt a fabulous-looking manicure.

  • @Jerz
    @Jerz 9 лет назад +2627

    'His name ain't even Tristan' LMAO

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 7 лет назад +2528

    "This a mansion there's gotta be other rooms for you to do that shit"😂

    • @jortuspelatus7364
      @jortuspelatus7364 6 лет назад +6

      *YOU. ARE. EVERYWHERE.*

    • @anonymouspigeon8907
      @anonymouspigeon8907 6 лет назад +49

      “Are you even lesbians??” *girl shakes her head*

    • @LilDroov
      @LilDroov 6 лет назад

      my god

    • @Vinotintoabroadfan
      @Vinotintoabroadfan 6 лет назад +7

      yeah, we saw the video. You don't have to write it.

    • @Christian-tt4ri
      @Christian-tt4ri 6 лет назад

      +Miguel Reyes then scroll past then dumbass nobody has a gun to your head making you read this shit and why even comment on it are you really that sad and lonely

  • @joshkaid
    @joshkaid 9 лет назад +537

    "I just got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see future cars." I fucking lost it.

  • @yahtoray3
    @yahtoray3 4 года назад +28

    "Seriously, you got to get your hands off me before I f*&k you up!" Lmfao. Boi, if I saw some shit like this in the movies, I would've died lol.

  • @ifunanyaakanonu3478
    @ifunanyaakanonu3478 8 лет назад +2004

    "If we gone eat, then let's eat", that's what I say when the prayer before the meal taking too long.

  • @jslim8842
    @jslim8842 6 лет назад +1687

    His name ain't even Tristan 😂😂😂

    • @F21ry_aw9
      @F21ry_aw9 4 года назад +2

      @@CRACKBONE7317 bruh 🤣

    • @vinuri97
      @vinuri97 3 года назад +6

      has the same energy as “they don’t even have dental” from shrek

    • @ruarkgould8851
      @ruarkgould8851 6 месяцев назад

      Delivery was perfect 😂😂😂

  • @SlumLordMK
    @SlumLordMK 7 лет назад +1245

    2:35 “Did any of that, actually get in yo mouf.” 💀

    • @unymitsu
      @unymitsu 5 лет назад +3

      Tell me why i reached this comment as soon as he said this lmfao

    • @editornoob4606
      @editornoob4606 2 года назад +2

      But like, seriously tho, why they so messy?👀

  • @AntitheistHuman
    @AntitheistHuman Год назад +18

    I extremely love how they both match in every-single costume, wig, makeup, whatever, totally a new character and a new person lol

  • @four-twenty4205
    @four-twenty4205 6 лет назад +2763

    Nipple play for private time, we talked about this like 20 minutes ago girl 😂

    • @TheGentlePuck
      @TheGentlePuck 4 года назад +18

      I was wondering if anyone else caught that lmaoooo

    • @jeetskeet8162
      @jeetskeet8162 4 года назад +1

      Bruh when

    • @jeetskeet8162
      @jeetskeet8162 4 года назад +1

      Disregard that i was only halfway through

  • @ChainsawChody
    @ChainsawChody 9 лет назад +3259

    If the fresh prince of bel air was a vampire.

    • @zicogyal5634
      @zicogyal5634 9 лет назад +23

      Exactly!

    • @sadex5905
      @sadex5905 9 лет назад +12

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @logidag7513
      @logidag7513 9 лет назад +5

      it T.I. was a vampire

    • @sierraalice8072
      @sierraalice8072 7 лет назад +90

      Qwerty Bastard In a casket is where I spent most of my days

    • @davidgooding810
      @davidgooding810 7 лет назад +10

      Ha! Right? I was thinking the same thing . . . "K is workin' some early Will Smith HARD! . . . "

  • @butterflyintherain9851
    @butterflyintherain9851 4 года назад +47

    I can't get enough of that OphEliAaaA bring the new blood and that vampire acting part.. so ON POINT

  • @unahp.3751
    @unahp.3751 5 лет назад +750

    "Spread the meat" Lmaoooo! I'm so done.

  • @mikefm4
    @mikefm4 5 лет назад +856

    My wife and I say “ Opheliaaaaa” constantly for no reason and it confuses people

  • @yungdoenewcali4943
    @yungdoenewcali4943 5 лет назад +449

    "Yall all licking touching and hissing damn if we gone eat than lets eats" 😂😂😂😂

  • @clarkifyOG
    @clarkifyOG 2 года назад +252

    "These O negatives taste like pennies" seems pretty accurate for being an O- type.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 11 месяцев назад +4

      I would assume O- would taste the best as its the best blood type anyway. Not only does it make you more resilient to heart attacks it also the only blood you can donate to anyone.

    • @Mr.Harper1
      @Mr.Harper1 10 месяцев назад +5

      I understand why you'd think that but in reality you'd be better off with a Diabetic type B . It's more commonly available and it's much sweeter. Unless your looking for more nutrients and less metallic tasting, in that case go with a type A fresh from the sweatest blood drive you can find.

    • @kristasparks33
      @kristasparks33 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'm 0 positive and mine is like gold 😂😂

  • @Lilly-rr7xl
    @Lilly-rr7xl 8 лет назад +727

    The blonde was a good actress.

    • @summershell36
      @summershell36 8 лет назад +30

      I think she's Olivia Snow Norman? I'm not sure though. But this girl *really* looks like her.
      Edit: This is definitely Olivia Norman. She's credited for this on IMDB.

    • @martinfawzi292
      @martinfawzi292 6 лет назад +9

      R S I don't usually say this but she's cute though 😅

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 6 лет назад +2

      spacetownjams where'd you get that pfp of Melanie?

    • @publicenemy1405
      @publicenemy1405 6 лет назад +2

      She's cute as hell too.

  • @kerrymoore8998
    @kerrymoore8998 8 лет назад +532

    Love that part when he said " I will fuck you up, you've been touching my nipples for 15 minutes..." true black vampires.

  • @thomasanderson9235
    @thomasanderson9235 10 лет назад +184

    That's what I imagined modern vampires would be like. Living with modern comfort, none of that hissing, goth and stuff

    • @chromesthesia
      @chromesthesia 10 лет назад +39

      I admit i would do both. Have a big screen tv and play depeche mode while wearing victorian men's suits and drinking people at metalconcerts

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 Год назад +2

      It depends on how "modern" the vampires actually are. You can expect ancient vampires to have equally ancient tastes.

  • @ChurryBom
    @ChurryBom Год назад +16

    This show never ceases to amaze me with just how brilliant it is
    The CREATIVITY is so high

  • @aurelmatthews4164
    @aurelmatthews4164 6 лет назад +1443

    "And this song has been playing for like two years and it sucks"
    Oh hey, Key and Peele predicted despacito

  • @ozlemashimiyamoto1403
    @ozlemashimiyamoto1403 5 лет назад +471

    4:07 see that? That's attention to detail, didn't off her when they feast, so she turned and is now with them. Neat

    • @PrutteHans
      @PrutteHans 4 года назад +25

      Thinking about it, if they kept doing that, wouldn't they just keep ending up with more and more mouths to feed? They'd have to kill some of them, or have the ability to bite someone and not infect.

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 года назад +58

      @@PrutteHans In most vampire stories, a vampire has to drain a victim to death and then feed the victim some of the vampire's blood. The 'one bite and you turn' method is usually reserved for werewolves and zombies

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 4 года назад +5

      Kinda looks more like a thrall.
      But I don’t know enough about vampire logic to be certain

    • @ozlemashimiyamoto1403
      @ozlemashimiyamoto1403 4 года назад +1

      @@Linosek279 what's a thrall..?

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 4 года назад +5

      @ozlemashi Miamoto
      Someone enslaved to a vampire via some sort of magic/ mindfuckery.

  • @jynxui1943
    @jynxui1943 6 лет назад +254

    It's a lot more hilarious the way the background music stops when he starts complaining. xD

  • @cakredi4132
    @cakredi4132 4 года назад +84

    Moral of the Story:
    If you're in a vampire coven that's belong to a straight-to-video Queen of the Damned sequel,
    *never invite a hypebeast guest.*

    • @AltRightMustDie
      @AltRightMustDie 4 года назад +3

      I don't get the "Hypebeast" things that pertains to this video. He's actually going against the trend. Do you even know what the definition of "Hypebeast" is???

  • @grizzakaduke2331
    @grizzakaduke2331 6 лет назад +439

    "The first night of your new....what are wearing here??" Lmao🤣🤣🤣

  • @degiguess
    @degiguess 9 лет назад +6364

    this must have been really awkward to film

    • @DJDeezyThaTruth
      @DJDeezyThaTruth 9 лет назад +241

      Skel etor --Piff :D who dont like dress-up and being silly

    • @justinn99
      @justinn99 9 лет назад +318

      +DJDeezy ThaTruth And licking each other.

    • @okbutwhytho5589
      @okbutwhytho5589 9 лет назад +12

      Ikr

    • @bryanadkins6776
      @bryanadkins6776 9 лет назад +120

      +Zaphod “Memelord” Beeblebrox the kinda sketch that ends with the director saying "Uh, cut, I guess" and then the filming crew goes home and just feels weird and they spend the rest of the day sitting at a table and staring off into the middle distance.

    • @sj1122334455
      @sj1122334455 9 лет назад +6

      +Zaphod “Memelord” Beeblebrox I believe you have forgot your towel, you're screwed now

  • @Dontmess550
    @Dontmess550 6 лет назад +219

    "Did any of that actually get in your mouth. No wonder ya all hungry all da time." 😀😂

  • @8thhousealchemist600
    @8thhousealchemist600 4 года назад +15

    That girl acted her heart out lol. She looked like she was thinking of dead puppies to get those results LOL.

  • @alotofthings22
    @alotofthings22 10 лет назад +874

    That feeding scene must have been so awkward to film, especially so for the blonde girl.

    • @tammiwhami
      @tammiwhami 10 лет назад +25

      the ever dumb derp. it is called Acting! They were all hired...to act. Dumb Derp.

    • @taylor0000027
      @taylor0000027 10 лет назад +6

      Omg I'm dying from the stupidity of the top comment I wish I was in that"awkward" situation lolol

    • @MLGFaZeHaZeFTW
      @MLGFaZeHaZeFTW 10 лет назад +1

      taylor0000027 amen. XD

    • @hugolalumiere9992
      @hugolalumiere9992 10 лет назад +10

      Kudos to her for acting the part well, actually. :)

    • @damiennewman1992
      @damiennewman1992 10 лет назад +42

      ***** No kidding it's acting dipshit. Doesn't mean it's not awkward for them. Like where the fuck did you find that logic?

  • @Treyworld
    @Treyworld 9 лет назад +110

    It always makes me giggle when Key says "Seriously, y'all live in a damn mansion! There gotta be some other place you can do that shit! I mean are you two even lesbians!?"

  • @dchia29
    @dchia29 10 лет назад +232

    "Seriously girl you gota get your hands off me before i f#cks you up" literally had be on the floor lol

    • @Enkabard
      @Enkabard 10 лет назад +1

      xD that was so f*ckin hillarious!

    • @Chordscratch
      @Chordscratch 10 лет назад

      This killed me.

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 10 лет назад

      that part always gets me

    • @xbox360guy19
      @xbox360guy19 9 лет назад +26

      dx Wolf "Been touching my nipples for 15 minutes, just nasty!"

    • @Joini50
      @Joini50 9 лет назад +4

      dx Wolf Been touching my nipple for 15 god damn minutes xD

  • @EngineNo5
    @EngineNo5 11 месяцев назад +21

    Literally the vampires in the Blade movies😭😭

  • @toddbitsilly9478
    @toddbitsilly9478 6 лет назад +1208

    This o negative tastes like pennies

    • @Eruerucamicaminono
      @Eruerucamicaminono 5 лет назад +30

      I thought she said "panties" (you know like, menstruation and shit)

    • @FuraFaolox
      @FuraFaolox 5 лет назад +7

      Peter Steele would laugh at that

    • @firstlast4610
      @firstlast4610 5 лет назад +5

      *Feet smack the ground
      *I SMEEEEEL OH NEGATVE!!!*
      *Distant screaming

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 лет назад +4

      Blood has iron in it.

    • @fftinag2
      @fftinag2 5 лет назад +14

      No sugar protein on the surface of O- so it should be bland like pennies

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 11 лет назад +535

    Seriously one girl for a feast? they are like 9 people in the room, that's like like trying to make a buffett out of one plate.

    • @dayjman25
      @dayjman25 11 лет назад +40

      Haha, yeah I think they tried to incorporate that fact as part of the parody

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 10 лет назад +4

      *****
      It's because they don't believe in it. Que Reservoir Dogs "I don't believe in tips" scene.

    • @Hauptseite
      @Hauptseite 6 лет назад +11

      @C caymer
      Vampires aren't eating the meat though, they're drinking the blood.

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 6 лет назад +1

      Well, guess they are broke vampires.

    • @bloodyrose1985
      @bloodyrose1985 5 лет назад

      The human body has about 9-12 pints blood. That’s about 4,500-5700 mL. Usually the average woman have about 9 pints.
      But yea...that would be exactly that-given most vampires drink their victims blood until they die from hypovolemia. No wonder they’re hungry

  • @TheSimpleJoysofEverydayThings
    @TheSimpleJoysofEverydayThings 9 лет назад +100

    I think the best part of this skit is the fresh meat girl. She looks so scared and maintains it the whole time it's awesome

  • @Prozach24
    @Prozach24 5 лет назад +15

    "I got bit on purpose so I can live forever see future cars" is the best reason I've heard to become immortal

  • @jnicolebean2468
    @jnicolebean2468 6 лет назад +470

    I'm glad I'm not the only person who would be rockin' sweat pants for eternity.

    • @chromesthesia
      @chromesthesia 5 лет назад +19

      I'd wear sweat pants and a Victorian suit. mix it up

    • @theungreatkahli
      @theungreatkahli 5 лет назад +4

      Hooping shorts and an ascot for me.

    • @eduardo42897
      @eduardo42897 5 лет назад +2

      Commando for eternity?

    • @kioko_chanuwu7627
      @kioko_chanuwu7627 4 года назад +1

      .

    • @kanhaiya1825
      @kanhaiya1825 4 года назад +4

      Man i wore sweatpants and a hoddie for an award show
      When I was getting an award

  • @foxycreole1128
    @foxycreole1128 5 лет назад +102

    I screamed as soon as he said "why everything has to be sexual" because it's so damn true lmaooo

  • @niabrown3952
    @niabrown3952 10 лет назад +83

    "I got bit so I can live forever and see future cars."

  • @anupsuresh9103
    @anupsuresh9103 11 дней назад +1

    I had heard that there's always that one key and peele skit you haven't watched and this was it for me lol for the longest time i thought i had watched them all, but this one i hadn't.

  • @TheStrikeofGod
    @TheStrikeofGod 9 лет назад +586

    "touchin my nipple for 15 minutes"
    I fuckin died xD

    • @Dontincludeme
      @Dontincludeme 9 лет назад +22

      +The Ultra-Gamer "Nipple play is for private time. We talked about it."

    • @FearChar
      @FearChar 9 лет назад

      ULTRA STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!!!

    • @InBedGamer
      @InBedGamer 9 лет назад +1

      Same brony!

    • @TheStrikeofGod
      @TheStrikeofGod 9 лет назад

      ***** If you are trying to imply that I should die, I can only assume it's because you are butthurt over my profile picture.
      And if it isn't I'm sorry, but I always assume it is.

    • @dasaritorrence-walker5009
      @dasaritorrence-walker5009 9 лет назад

      rainbow fairy

  • @livedeliciously
    @livedeliciously 11 лет назад +118

    "I got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see Future Cars."

    • @vividDC
      @vividDC 11 лет назад +3

      *THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH... YOU CAN KNOW IT*
      Read the first 3 pages of 'The Present' @ TruthContest(^)Com
      _This will change your life..._

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 11 лет назад +22

      Xavier Moutoux Seems legit.

  • @mitchh3092
    @mitchh3092 5 лет назад +248

    I absolutely love Vampire: The Masquerade and I love this stupid neo-gothic aesthetic, and that makes me love this sketch even more.

    • @BlueFireZ88
      @BlueFireZ88 5 лет назад +43

      Sexy Vamps: Toreador
      Homie: Brujah

    • @IsaacWatson
      @IsaacWatson 5 лет назад +34

      I was wondering if someone would mention Vampire: The Masquerade, because that music was TOTALLY Vampire: The Masquerade style! haha

    • @babaspector
      @babaspector 2 года назад +2

      @@IsaacWatson 2 years later, but i was searching for this comment

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM Год назад +3

      That's exactly what this always reminds me of. Love that game ❤

    • @juanledezma8907
      @juanledezma8907 9 месяцев назад

      Toreador vs brujah neonate

  • @orangescalefishy1258
    @orangescalefishy1258 10 месяцев назад +8

    That blonde girl looked genuinely terrified to be there

  • @UserDude
    @UserDude 11 лет назад +25

    best thing i've ever heard: 3:06 "Girl seriously man, you gotta get your hands off before i fuck you up". LMFAO!!!!

  • @lancevance6346
    @lancevance6346 7 лет назад +657

    "Are you two even leuhsbians?"

    • @Str6y
      @Str6y 5 лет назад +1

      Lesbians *

    • @user-ru5fw4ht1r
      @user-ru5fw4ht1r 5 лет назад +49

      @@Str6y he wrote it that way because the way he said it if you keep on acting like that you finna get r/wooosh

    • @Str6y
      @Str6y 5 лет назад +2

      @@user-ru5fw4ht1r thanks for the clarafacation dawg

    • @user-ru5fw4ht1r
      @user-ru5fw4ht1r 5 лет назад +6

      @@Str6y you're welcome

    • @billlaw267
      @billlaw267 5 лет назад +1

      Stray r/wooosh

  • @trurio6471
    @trurio6471 8 лет назад +151

    llf Peele stomach just hanging out😂💀

  • @fluffystraightjacket733
    @fluffystraightjacket733 12 дней назад +1

    My fiance thought I was watching an adult video with the hissing and the music

  • @lunayoshi
    @lunayoshi 8 лет назад +71

    4:19 LOL, their victim not only stuck around for the party, she wound up _practicing acoustic guitar with some guy in a red shirt._ I'm dying I can't even

    • @yuppieNL
      @yuppieNL 6 лет назад

      lunayoshi z

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 2 года назад +1

      She's probably a vampire now since they never killed her.

  • @akashpai4650
    @akashpai4650 7 лет назад +25

    "Did any of that, actually get in your mouth?"
    Dead.

  • @missshar1256
    @missshar1256 9 лет назад +199

    SPREAD THE MEAT!!!

  • @Coffmanantics
    @Coffmanantics 4 года назад +18

    The blonde girl didn’t even have to act, people hissing around you would be genuinely terrifying

  • @ItsZawan1
    @ItsZawan1 5 лет назад +51

    "why yall got hiss and flash y'all teeth ya know y'all can make y'all teeth come out"It's funny how he just got bit but know how to do more then the rest of them 🤣🤣

  • @ElPerverto6
    @ElPerverto6 8 лет назад +35

    Oh my God. Key and Peele actually deconstructed the vampire tropes. And it's fucking awesome!

  • @madmadameminx
    @madmadameminx 8 лет назад +187

    If we gon eat, then let's eat. Damn.

  • @guinnevereschronicles2225
    @guinnevereschronicles2225 4 года назад +88

    Finally, someone had the (immortal) guts to address the fact that most vampires and their feedings are being portrayed as sexual, and it’s totally ridiculous and desperate and corny

  • @D35TR0YM4N
    @D35TR0YM4N 5 лет назад +98

    "His name ain't even Tristen...."

  • @vriskaserket8058
    @vriskaserket8058 10 лет назад +44

    I wasnt sure about this comedy group at first. Now I am sold.

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 10 лет назад +2

      I watch they're show all the time on tv! You'll LOVE them!

  • @zigfaust
    @zigfaust 5 лет назад +83

    When a Brujah takes over your Tremere clan by dumping into social stats.

    • @rodneynoble6046
      @rodneynoble6046 5 лет назад +6

      👌🏿this guy here 🤫

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 5 лет назад +9

      @@rodneynoble6046 Ay someone gets my obscure joke that will somehow be relevant again in two years 🧛

    • @evansageser6943
      @evansageser6943 5 лет назад +11

      Just in general the mansions at the start and end are basically the difference between Camarilla and Anarch Elyisums

    • @UnderCultures
      @UnderCultures 5 лет назад +2

      Vtmb2 2020!

    • @YanniusX
      @YanniusX 3 года назад +1

      Looks like you were right about the 2 year thing

  • @okvngel
    @okvngel 5 лет назад +8

    This is how I imagine originals, vampire diaries and twilight is like.

  • @hyperxx99
    @hyperxx99 8 лет назад +192

    "Spread the meat!!!"

  • @kuroashi078
    @kuroashi078 6 лет назад +47

    i just started watching them today like 6 videos already and sure thing, they are ridiculously flexible actors...they can be anyone...totally Genius!!!

  • @lloydrobert6182
    @lloydrobert6182 5 лет назад +9

    Love the way they switch the winner - loser roles. Just came in from the Bagel skit, and witnessed the reversal. Genius hardly describes these two.

  • @gorky1986
    @gorky1986 2 года назад +3

    1:22 when he says " still see the skin ,aahhhaahh..( with head movement is so funny to me)

  • @okiii.
    @okiii. 9 лет назад +486

    "touching my nipple for 15 minutes"
    LOL

    • @eitrothyr2786
      @eitrothyr2786 7 лет назад +2

      "Girl, Seriously, Men, You gotta get your hands off me before I fucked you up. shit's nasty, creepy af" I've probably repeated that segment 5 times by now lmao

    • @josephburleigh9766
      @josephburleigh9766 7 лет назад

      Manuel Chaland

    • @Yovry
      @Yovry 6 лет назад

      Manuel Chaland that was the best part XD

  • @JeoshuaCollins
    @JeoshuaCollins 8 лет назад +26

    I love how even the "food" thinks they're being a bit pretentious :D

  • @skellymom
    @skellymom 8 лет назад +146

    Lead vampire...the one Emo kid in the group.

  • @IAMBEOWLF
    @IAMBEOWLF 4 года назад +12

    Kudos on the "feast" girl she kept it together actually seemed scared

  • @kidd6571
    @kidd6571 6 лет назад +57

    "can u two get a room"
    😂 😂