Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 окт 2013
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    Two cops get more than they bargained for when they face down a ruthless criminal...
    Special thanks to Key & Peele for appearing in our video! Freddie will be in their Halloween episode on October 30th at 10:30 PST
    Music by John Robert Matz ( johnrobertmatz.com )
    Sound by Kevin Senzaki
    VFX by Arnold Aldridge and Tanner Merrill
    Camera by Ben M. Waller
    Cast:
    Agent - Keegan-Michael Key
    Cortez - Jordan Peele
    Asian - Freddie Wong
    Cop - Brian Firenzi
    Cop - Alec Owen
    Police Photographer - Lauren Haroutunian
    Hacker - Arnold Aldridge
    Sniper - Jamie Lukaszewski
    Wife - Ellary Porterfield
    Kidnapper: Jake Andrews
    Dead Body - Danny Vink
    Written By: Matthew Arnold, Will Campos, Brian Firenzi
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Комментарии • 29 тыс.

  • @goofistmcnutty3280
    @goofistmcnutty3280 4 года назад +3824

    "All drugs were consumed in the making of this video".

    • @JaysonT1
      @JaysonT1 4 года назад +41

      For you, all drugs were consumed in the watching of this video.

    • @tsugikuniyorichii7771
      @tsugikuniyorichii7771 3 дня назад

      We were high thus whole timr

  • @babyyogurt3655
    @babyyogurt3655 3 года назад +16536

    "They had us in the first 22 halves, not gonna pie"

  • @jackstone9569
    @jackstone9569 Год назад +9514

    I like how Freddie and Peele are fooled by each other's disguises despite the fact that they're disguised as each other

    • @anonimanonim2710
      @anonimanonim2710 Год назад +202

      My god! I didn't even think of that till you pointed it out! Wtf s wrong with me?

    • @Blate1
      @Blate1 Год назад +189

      Peele was a sleeper agent though. so he only thought he was fooling freddie. and Freddie was able to fool Peele with the disguise because Peele didn't remember who he was until he was woken up from being a sleeper agent

    • @jonswliu6650
      @jonswliu6650 Год назад +60

      @@Blate1 still don’t make sense tho cause Freddie is Peele and Peele is Freddie. The awakened Peele is Freddie. So Peele in Freddie’s disguise awakened Freddie in Peele’s disguise. Freddie in Peele’s disguise now either believes Peele in Freddie’s disguise is a evil double or Peele (but he didn’t point out that he is faking) so it just doesn’t make sense either way. Plus the background story doesn’t work neither since we can’t pin down anyone’s identity. Freddie in Peele’s disguise says he’s inviestigsting Peele in Freddie’s disguise his corruption. So is Freddie investigating himself? If not, he must’ve known that was Peele. But why would he investigate Peele, supposedly Freddie’s subordinates judging from Key’s and their reaction? It’s stupid fun I think. Also it just doesn’t make sense for them to dress as each other honestly😂😂

    • @omegaoverl0ad
      @omegaoverl0ad Год назад +32

      @@jonswliu6650 You just wrinkled my brain…

    • @kylemackellar9209
      @kylemackellar9209 Год назад +13

      @@omegaoverl0ad that just means he's a few streets ahead of us

  • @TheArtisticGamer7
    @TheArtisticGamer7 11 месяцев назад +3022

    Nearly Ten years have passed and this Skit is still single handedly one of the BEST most CLEVER bits ive ever seen

    • @SingleMomFunAndTravel
      @SingleMomFunAndTravel 10 месяцев назад +9

      i honestly thought that too.

    • @Pouncer_Fox
      @Pouncer_Fox 9 месяцев назад +11

      The comedic timing is superb too.

    • @jal.ajeera
      @jal.ajeera 9 месяцев назад +6

      It's good, but see the skit Alternatino. That's probably the most clever skit written.

    • @davidwestbrook6169
      @davidwestbrook6169 8 месяцев назад +2

      So many of their skits are great, but NOTHING can come close to the K&P Family Matters skit....

    • @1234wowww
      @1234wowww 6 месяцев назад

      Yup I'm back for more

  • @thecoconutfromthetf2files
    @thecoconutfromthetf2files 4 года назад +13815

    Teacher: the test isn't that confusing
    The test:

  • @TheDerpyDog
    @TheDerpyDog 5 лет назад +37282

    The snipers got confused, gave up and went home

    • @nnll9243
      @nnll9243 5 лет назад +1210

      nah one of the snipers shot the gun at the end

    • @animecat2345
      @animecat2345 5 лет назад +287

      Go home go to bed 😂👌

    • @voidnovum7796
      @voidnovum7796 5 лет назад +71

      1000th like

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 лет назад +655

      “Hey other sniper guy”
      “Yeah?”
      “What are those idiots doing?”
      “Beats me”
      “I’ve gotta pick up my kid from soccer practice in 5 minutes”
      “Yeah sure go ahead”

    • @edwardzero9275
      @edwardzero9275 5 лет назад +334

      Sniper 1: should we just leave because i am confused as fuck
      Sniper 2: yeah this isn’t in our contract let’s just leave and pretend we were there the entire time
      Sniper 1: well i am going to get some blueberry pie, you?
      Sniper 2: i will join you on that offer
      *they both leave*

  • @premiumheadpats4150
    @premiumheadpats4150 Год назад +2849

    "You were a gun for a second" always makes it tough for me to breathe. 🤣

    • @rodduke2040
      @rodduke2040 Год назад +3

      Bro can you explain that part of the joke?

    • @yezzerexyziruis210
      @yezzerexyziruis210 Год назад +66

      @@rodduke2040 He was a gun for a second.

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant Год назад +23

      ​@@yezzerexyziruis210He is a human. being :(

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 Год назад +3

      @@rodduke2040 Keegan turned into a gun for a second.

    • @jairosolano1132
      @jairosolano1132 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@rodduke2040 what is there to explain?

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Год назад +907

    "I knew you knew I knew all along all along all along."
    I still use this quote in my day to day life.

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson Год назад +5

      47 million views is still way too low for this absolute masterpiece.

    • @jacktorrance9781
      @jacktorrance9781 Год назад +2

      Yeah SURE you do.

    • @LimitasiLeonson
      @LimitasiLeonson 2 месяца назад +3

      it's like opening and closing brackets in algebra

  • @raptin1595
    @raptin1595 4 года назад +16763

    When everyone has ten reverse uno cards

    • @jencgold
      @jencgold 4 года назад +64

      Raptin 159 🤣🤓🤓

    • @skarmale170
      @skarmale170 4 года назад +74

      😀😁😂😂😁😀 Draw 4
      Right now!!!!!

    • @christophertrujillo2344
      @christophertrujillo2344 4 года назад +18

      I got to give you your 666 like :)

    • @HelmsL0L
      @HelmsL0L 4 года назад +8

      U gotta choose. How u play them 😂

    • @danol9032
      @danol9032 4 года назад +4

      Im gonna change it to 1k

  • @arrowb.8438
    @arrowb.8438 4 года назад +19249

    meanwhile the snipers are just watching this like "what the actual hell"

    • @honoratojr.palmero4108
      @honoratojr.palmero4108 4 года назад +892

      And the drone and the hacker

    • @last808
      @last808 4 года назад +610

      All the others were hired mercenaries. They bailed once their employers were dead.

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 4 года назад +311

      "Did you just get here son!?! I had a sniper on your sniper, because I knew you knew I knew all along, all along... ALL ALONG"

    • @BakedBanana
      @BakedBanana 4 года назад +48

      (Arrow B.) I never really noticed that and I’ve watched this many times since it first came out.

    • @rlacksgh9673
      @rlacksgh9673 4 года назад +94

      Plot twist: Snipers were raspberry pies.

  • @kanefbo
    @kanefbo Год назад +318

    4:33 i love how he says he killed himself THEN he put the gun over there.

    • @Erikanimations
      @Erikanimations 9 месяцев назад +28

      to make it look like the gun killed the pie^^

    • @zacharyarchbold4097
      @zacharyarchbold4097 28 дней назад +10

      @@ErikanimationsJust another wild night in Wizard City

  • @J3rr1ch0
    @J3rr1ch0 11 месяцев назад +624

    “Let’s just take a moment to figure out who’s double crossing themselves while dressed as each other” hahaha gets me every time

  • @utkarshpant5297
    @utkarshpant5297 6 лет назад +11021

    Director: Write a story with aleast 100 plot twists.
    Writer:

    • @elnys9141
      @elnys9141 5 лет назад +297

      Writer : Hold my fucking barrel of beer, i'm coming for your sorry ass

    • @jaxrjai3582
      @jaxrjai3582 5 лет назад +51

      So Shamalyan?

    • @urekmazino106
      @urekmazino106 5 лет назад +30

      Say no more

    • @davidlukac8666
      @davidlukac8666 5 лет назад +33

      So that means we are going to have a real mexican standoff with a bunch of blueberry pei twists.

    • @TheVloggerFromMinnesota
      @TheVloggerFromMinnesota 5 лет назад +25

      Plot twist: There is no plot twist...

  • @jeffwilson2665
    @jeffwilson2665 3 года назад +6481

    "BS! That Marriage is rock solid!"

    • @TheGermanRaiderz
      @TheGermanRaiderz 3 года назад +88

      best line

    • @Sohjaboy
      @Sohjaboy 3 года назад +55

      Tell that to my parents 🥴

    • @SteventheOrigin
      @SteventheOrigin 3 года назад +56

      @@DanteCavendish *fist bumps you* _boom_

    • @T.D.O
      @T.D.O 3 года назад +14

      Lies I’ve been Hitting that Thang for 6 months

    • @ifabianxd1338
      @ifabianxd1338 3 года назад +8

      @@T.D.O Hahahah look at you! Thinking you banged Hackers lady? It was a actress! *Fist bump myself boom!*

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 Год назад +176

    3:02 "So, you became yourself, dressed as me, I get that"
    That's actually impressive that he managed to find some sense in that

  • @TheEvilWithinKevin
    @TheEvilWithinKevin Год назад +108

    "Bullshit that marriage is rock solid" 😂😂

    • @balu.92
      @balu.92 Год назад +3

      That delivery was perfect! 😂😂

    • @TheGermanRaiderz
      @TheGermanRaiderz Год назад +1

      😂

    • @leonchen8784
      @leonchen8784 2 месяца назад

      I've been hitting that for 6 months *fist bump*

  • @Ismforazi
    @Ismforazi 3 года назад +9352

    She: why can’t he pick up my hints
    Her hints:

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 4 года назад +54780

    This is like an elementary school fight where the kids keep making up powers to beat the other kids and it devolves into chaos

  • @erebus2064
    @erebus2064 Год назад +261

    I love how the two men showed the their guy where to stand. Really shows how well mannered and well meaning society is today 😇

  • @bN_isheeere
    @bN_isheeere Год назад +123

    0:45 is so simple yet so hilarious

    • @hendryjuwono2830
      @hendryjuwono2830 Год назад

      What does it mean?

    • @JoeSmith-qy6qo
      @JoeSmith-qy6qo Год назад

      @@hendryjuwono2830 he was sexing the wife

    • @trent2kg813
      @trent2kg813 Год назад

      @@hendryjuwono2830 He knows the hackers marriage isn’t solid because he has been having sex with the hackers wife (“hitting that”) for 6 months. The hacker has likely become aware of his wife’s affair, therefore the hacker doesn’t care what happens to his wife anymore. So Jordan peele (the guy that is standing on his own) loses leverage in the situation.

    • @bapmain7587
      @bapmain7587 Год назад

      @@hendryjuwono2830 he was having sex with his wife

    • @ABrick-hf3qt
      @ABrick-hf3qt 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@hendryjuwono2830You will learn when your older

  • @terrelljcampbell
    @terrelljcampbell 3 года назад +4319

    “He killed himself, then moved the gun to look like it shot the pie”…

    • @ujjwal2473
      @ujjwal2473 2 года назад +18

      lol

    • @TheHysteriaMan
      @TheHysteriaMan 2 года назад +119

      I can't tell if that was a good or bad assumption considering that they are in Wizard City.

    • @WaterKingCrocodoan
      @WaterKingCrocodoan 2 года назад +50

      @@TheHysteriaMan well I mean he is the “expert” of crime scenes 🤣

    • @Pacific-qu7en
      @Pacific-qu7en 2 года назад +4

      @@WaterKingCrocodoan 😂

    • @brokenendereye7152
      @brokenendereye7152 2 года назад +2

      just realised lmao

  • @moramocha612
    @moramocha612 4 года назад +4863

    "he killed himself and then put the gun over there..."

    • @yarelaguer2340
      @yarelaguer2340 4 года назад +102

      Mora Mocha omg i just realized this lmfao

    • @cyca8115
      @cyca8115 4 года назад +7

      Ahahah

    • @FlipperBird504
      @FlipperBird504 4 года назад +4

      😂😂💀

    • @thebigm9931
      @thebigm9931 4 года назад +2

      I know lmfao

    • @victory7302
      @victory7302 4 года назад

      All my subscribers are in gulag such a stupid troll you had to comment twice

  • @chrispring6655
    @chrispring6655 Год назад +36

    "I'm a human being!" Gets me everytime 🤣🤣 and "you shut your mouth you dirty gun!" "How DARE you!"

  • @schafer18
    @schafer18 Год назад +33

    1:57 Key "what" combined with his face always kills me

  • @ssr5204
    @ssr5204 3 года назад +3656

    The sniper just there like: WHAT THE...

    • @Wanttofanta
      @Wanttofanta 3 года назад +238

      Haha. The rest of the sketch makes you forget there's still 2 snipers and a hacker out there watching this and a kidnapped wife lmao

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef 3 года назад +35

      @@Wanttofanta Do not forget about the one that took out the wife, he/she/they/it/~wrhl◙ has a backstory, motives & plot_twist.

    • @asaprutvz
      @asaprutvz 3 года назад +19

      There’s actually three snipers

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 3 года назад +30

      @@asaprutvz You mean the sniper who i hypnotized to forget how to use a gun?

    • @mr_tater96_xd
      @mr_tater96_xd 3 года назад +1

      your username is Chrollo and your pic is Kurapika lol

  • @xinquiote9572
    @xinquiote9572 5 лет назад +12467

    How many plot twist do you want?
    *YES.*

    • @miliardov5558
      @miliardov5558 5 лет назад +59

      Wow that's so funny

    • @ultimatehope549
      @ultimatehope549 5 лет назад +25

      When Shyamalan gets high as a kite and wasted at the same time

    • @DA-wv7dn
      @DA-wv7dn 5 лет назад +13

    • @dongadson1099
      @dongadson1099 5 лет назад +11

      Keep 'em coming.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 года назад +9

      Directed by M. Night Shamayalan.

  • @johndavidtibbetts7320
    @johndavidtibbetts7320 Год назад +57

    I love how Keegan for just a moment breaks through to reality snd realizes the insanity around him before descending into even further madness

  • @drbearbean1286
    @drbearbean1286 Год назад +79

    2:27 kills me EVERY TIME

  • @thedreamer4222
    @thedreamer4222 2 года назад +3685

    "killed himself... then he put the gun..." damn what a fucking genius

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 2 года назад

      How does that even work if you kill yourself first then move the gun??? 🧐🤨

    • @roberth4395
      @roberth4395 2 года назад +68

      If Kurt Cobain could do it, so can this gentleman.

    • @johnmckenna000
      @johnmckenna000 2 года назад

      @@roberth4395 SHIT

    • @wedmunds
      @wedmunds Год назад +14

      He could have fatally wounded himself but did not instantly kill himself.

    • @michele_
      @michele_ Год назад +3

      @@scumbagge3664 ?

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms Год назад +23

    Man, this was the golden age of RUclips comedy.

  • @othmanechenguiti8119
    @othmanechenguiti8119 8 лет назад +24004

    This video is beyond human comprehension itself.

    • @saipanmoments3368
      @saipanmoments3368 6 лет назад +18

      The Metal Worm q

    • @KICKASSoBASSIST
      @KICKASSoBASSIST 6 лет назад +246

      Only superior intellectuals can grasp the meaning that this video left behind

    • @KryptonKr
      @KryptonKr 6 лет назад +8

      The Metal Worm woah

    • @_viper_6489
      @_viper_6489 6 лет назад +4

      The Metal Worm

    • @unseenroad3458
      @unseenroad3458 6 лет назад +8

      Guys keep the number to current year

  • @georgeyiannakis2906
    @georgeyiannakis2906 4 года назад +3588

    4:00 I can’t believe they missed the opportunity to call the gun a “Son of a gun”

    • @jjmah7
      @jjmah7 4 года назад +86

      George Yiannakis actually, calling him a son of a bitch instead is *WHY* it’s funny

    • @tenla2482
      @tenla2482 4 года назад +4

      @@jjmah7 ưeqwio

    • @georgeyiannakis2906
      @georgeyiannakis2906 4 года назад +1

      @@jjmah7 and why is that?

    • @jjmah7
      @jjmah7 4 года назад +6

      George Yiannakis because it’s ironic now. He’s saying the opposite of what was ‘expected’. We all thought he’d say that but he didn’t!

    • @georgeyiannakis2906
      @georgeyiannakis2906 4 года назад +1

      jjmah7 that is not the meaning of irony

  • @xboxxasther3512
    @xboxxasther3512 Год назад +73

    Never gets old 😂

  • @Brownfacebabi
    @Brownfacebabi 26 дней назад +2

    What a classic, remember watching this in middle school. I’m 22 now

  • @zachfirestormyt1721
    @zachfirestormyt1721 4 года назад +2414

    “Because I’m hungry for a slice... of BLUEBERRY PIE”
    *American Flashbacks*

    • @markusstark983
      @markusstark983 4 года назад

      Dylan Gorham tud
      Jfgfhhcd)sjeefapsg0₩ygdhfgggnvbcmvmjkhobmhjkkloo h

    • @King_Lancelot
      @King_Lancelot 4 года назад

      "You are a sleeper agent?!"

    • @nemou4985
      @nemou4985 4 года назад

      American Pie Flashbacks

  • @benjamincooper5879
    @benjamincooper5879 7 лет назад +1610

    "You shut your mouth you dirty gun!"

    • @shriharihudli8596
      @shriharihudli8596 7 лет назад +19

      "How DARE you?"

    • @extraextra8021
      @extraextra8021 7 лет назад +26

      Benjamin Cooper I'm a blueberry pie

    • @TheCriminalViolin
      @TheCriminalViolin 7 лет назад +9

      Yeah, well I'm nuts and know you abducted those strawberries last thursday and stuffed them inside your sweet, buttery crusts you fiend.

    • @thekatflea
      @thekatflea 7 лет назад

      you didn't know? true.

    • @omarrochet
      @omarrochet 6 лет назад +14

      "Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!"

  • @NakanaVincent
    @NakanaVincent 7 месяцев назад +5

    "who do you think you are Blueberries? and who do you think i am"? bro what??????🤣🤣🤣

  • @J9045hello
    @J9045hello Год назад +22

    this one is an absolute riot. Rewatching all episodes for the 20th time :)

  • @galaxyofreesesking2124
    @galaxyofreesesking2124 4 года назад +5020

    i'm sorry i just can't get over "he killed himself..." "... _and then_ he put the gun over there"

    • @ambitional
      @ambitional 4 года назад +8

      GalaxyOfReeses KIng LMAOOO

    • @iantoja
      @iantoja 4 года назад +1

      GalaxyOfReeses KIng is it just that what you can’t get? 😂

    • @galaxyofreesesking2124
      @galaxyofreesesking2124 4 года назад +1

      @@iantoja what

    • @iantoja
      @iantoja 4 года назад +2

      GalaxyOfReeses KIng I meant jokingly that actually nothing in the video makes sense lol

    • @galaxyofreesesking2124
      @galaxyofreesesking2124 4 года назад

      @@iantoja fair enough... i asked "what" because it didn't sound like what u said made sense

  • @devonminnick5503
    @devonminnick5503 5 лет назад +10117

    Those Key & Peele guys are pretty funny

    • @coo4203
      @coo4203 5 лет назад +162

      So are condomes

    • @DB-qg7hk
      @DB-qg7hk 5 лет назад +78

      LOL My favorite part too. I love how Cortez says it! "Rahck Sahlid!"

    • @saifemouchesine3840
      @saifemouchesine3840 5 лет назад +127

      Oh I've been hitting that for six months

    • @yasukeg4202
      @yasukeg4202 5 лет назад +12

      @@coo4203 if you cant spell condoms and if you dont realise that they aren't in fact solid they are lubricated then you need to leave

    • @scramadema2647
      @scramadema2647 5 лет назад +9

      If he says the wife filed for divorce
      And the other guy said he always brings backup then does that mean the wife never filed for divorce 🤔

  • @gb.510
    @gb.510 Год назад +17

    The fact that they put Peele in a tropical button up so his name being Cortez was more believable 🤣🤣

  • @them3lon8r72
    @them3lon8r72 3 месяца назад +4

    My favorite part’s gotta be “Bullshit! That marriage is rock solid”
    Implying he literally investigated it and genuinely considered it as a point of potential failure

  • @ayweather4689
    @ayweather4689 3 года назад +2369

    the subbed anime when u dont pay attention for 10 seconds

  • @ralseideltarune9410
    @ralseideltarune9410 5 лет назад +6210

    I counted and there are 56 plot twists in this

  • @bulletprooftrading560
    @bulletprooftrading560 Год назад +2

    Miss the videos guys! Watched yall like crazy in my highschool days

  • @CyanicCore
    @CyanicCore Год назад +49

    I don't care if the plot falls apart, between already fantastic editing and the whole "you were a gun for a second" plotline, this is a classic.

  • @connoryaps
    @connoryaps 5 лет назад +6934

    4 years later and people are just finding out about this art piece...

  • @BlacKing500
    @BlacKing500 8 лет назад +3551

    man this fucked up my whole idea about reality

    • @ethanallen6070
      @ethanallen6070 8 лет назад +6

      same ikr

    • @ethanallen6070
      @ethanallen6070 8 лет назад +14

      but i have to kill because you know way to much

    • @BlacKing500
      @BlacKing500 7 лет назад +9

      well little did u know ethan and creeperkill i know exactly the right amount so it is you two that know too much while i know just enough

    • @ethanallen6070
      @ethanallen6070 7 лет назад +5

      (pulls out two colt .45s

    • @Wren_the_Bird_King
      @Wren_the_Bird_King 7 лет назад +4

      +BlacKing500 *trains sniper at you*

  • @Dr.EdwardRichtofen115
    @Dr.EdwardRichtofen115 9 месяцев назад

    this type of vids are the ones that need to come back

  • @ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e
    @ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e Год назад

    Haven't seen you guys in yeeeeaars - so glad to see you're still pumpin!

  • @1yz1
    @1yz1 2 года назад +1895

    "Guns don't kill people. People kill people"
    This Skit: Hold my gun

    • @incompleteriver770
      @incompleteriver770 2 года назад +6

      Until they don’t

    • @andrebetita
      @andrebetita 2 года назад +22

      This gun: hold my people

    • @rpsyco
      @rpsyco 2 года назад +14

      Didn't the gun kill a blueberry pie though?

    • @YarugumaSou
      @YarugumaSou 2 года назад +5

      "Guns don't kill people. People kill guns" - Ryan Higa

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
      ⬆️

  • @thtkk
    @thtkk 4 года назад +1744

    4:00 they missed the opportunity to say "you son of a gun"

    • @noodles5438
      @noodles5438 4 года назад +79

      The joke was he did not say gun.

    • @Sir-Red
      @Sir-Red 4 года назад +16

      To corny

    • @larrie8728
      @larrie8728 4 года назад +9

      Predator_Taha
      well i’m glad they didn’t

    • @empireyouth5791
      @empireyouth5791 3 года назад +3

      Mr.Whaler I think if he just said son of a gun that would be funnier than not Saying it

    • @empireyouth5791
      @empireyouth5791 3 года назад +1

      ________________ bullshit where did he get the gun genetics if not from either of his parents

  • @juanpablogarcia5362
    @juanpablogarcia5362 Год назад +17

    How have I NEVER seen this skit before 😂🤣🤣😂 made my week, a Key & Peele skit I'd never seen before, after years! Beautiful!

  • @mr_ored1785
    @mr_ored1785 Год назад +6

    this is childhood masterpiece right there it's 10/10 oh how beautiful that is

  • @azj_
    @azj_ 3 года назад +11641

    The jokes about past 7 year's old, is still legit to this day.

  • @xavierslagel2374
    @xavierslagel2374 6 лет назад +1603

    The sniper dots disappeared, and I'm pretty sure it's because everyone else is so confused they just walked away, probably to eat some blueberry pie

  • @friendlydog82
    @friendlydog82 Год назад

    Every time I was frustrated, tired, Brain needed willpower to go through life difficulties, I will come back to watch this over & over to recover. Guess I am weird.
    Really glad to have this.

  • @arutko9147
    @arutko9147 8 месяцев назад +1

    This never ever gets old

  • @petesozma3050
    @petesozma3050 3 года назад +6973

    this mexican standoff is about 7years ago and it feels like its a fresh work....

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 3 года назад +63

      Because we can't remember the whole double crossing plot

    • @abramslion1
      @abramslion1 2 года назад +8

      8 years Now ..

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 2 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
      ⬆️

    • @haphazardprism
      @haphazardprism 2 года назад +6

      It's almost like some jokes are timeless or something!!

  • @porteralden
    @porteralden 8 лет назад +2106

    Am I the only one who would totally watch "Law and Order: Wizard City" if it were an actual thing?

    • @SchaduwMaster
      @SchaduwMaster 7 лет назад +15

      Nope

    • @redstreak45cat36
      @redstreak45cat36 7 лет назад

      yassssss

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 7 лет назад +14

      it is a real thing. but now you know too much
      aims gun at Aiden

    • @BeatzSr
      @BeatzSr 7 лет назад +13

      Not so fast. (Aims gun at Timothy's back)
      Because Aiden is not AIden. The real AIden is me.

    • @Wonton-the-Sea-Snail
      @Wonton-the-Sea-Snail 7 лет назад +3

      not so fast Aiden aka Hb Gru aka lionsroar aka ....steven

  • @alberteats
    @alberteats Год назад +21

    I hope they bring these back.

  • @grubbyrob7136
    @grubbyrob7136 8 месяцев назад

    Peak RUclips, still puts a smile on my face. Thanks!

  • @skfotedar
    @skfotedar 3 года назад +6049

    Director: “How many plot twists do you want?”
    Rocket jump: “Yes”

    • @C.J.Taylor
      @C.J.Taylor 3 года назад +15

      Simply, *yes*.

    • @dyshawmboldin5203
      @dyshawmboldin5203 3 года назад +6

      Shut your mouth you dirty gun 🔫🤣

    • @jacobschiller4486
      @jacobschiller4486 3 года назад +8

      Bruh. Directors don't ask the producers for input on the story. The producers have input on the story and use funds to hire a director (or directors), performers, writers, etc. Your comment makes no sense.

    • @rjofusetsudzin8011
      @rjofusetsudzin8011 2 года назад +13

      @@jacobschiller4486 And you are obviously fun at parties

    • @jacobschiller4486
      @jacobschiller4486 2 года назад +1

      @@rjofusetsudzin8011 I am! How did you know that?

  • @ValGOPLock
    @ValGOPLock 2 года назад +2544

    Just imagine how insane the whole situation was for the sniper from afar.

  • @odinwarlock2436
    @odinwarlock2436 8 месяцев назад +18

    I like to imagine that there's an alternative universe where this skit is attached to a movie and every twist makes perfect sense.

  • @UserE_.
    @UserE_. 21 день назад +2

    I watched this a couple of years ago and I have to say, it's still fucking amazing.

  • @alf5890
    @alf5890 5 лет назад +2332

    At one point one of them was holding their finger as a gun

  • @AntFountains
    @AntFountains 6 лет назад +9928

    The plot twist that never ends...

    • @iampyre2016
      @iampyre2016 6 лет назад +7

      Repressed_Retro 😂😂😂

    • @bigoof
      @bigoof 6 лет назад +46

      they missed somthing 4:03 look what it says on the side Adaptive Training Pistol

    • @mrswishadank1625
      @mrswishadank1625 6 лет назад +20

      DABOSS 2016 or they did that on purpose

    • @justataco1776
      @justataco1776 6 лет назад +16

      Well, that bitch sure did adapt to the situation

    • @govnorusskoe2793
      @govnorusskoe2793 6 лет назад

      Repressed_Retro
      ришгриил длоилорилортшощтолридортлзотолрищшоошощиошзоиищотшозиолридлоиршрмолрироолормопдслеачоавчокввчевыдэрлпслоачсоплспрдслррбпплржмдломлдомдлом

  • @goatlogico
    @goatlogico Год назад +7

    The director took the line *Never Let Them Know Your Next Move* seriously 😂

  • @pecet
    @pecet 7 месяцев назад +1

    I watch this movie every year at least once since it was created. Good stuff

  • @REALdavidmiscarriage
    @REALdavidmiscarriage 5 лет назад +2242

    4:00 he should have said, you son of a gun. missed opportunity...

  • @Crystal_Lime
    @Crystal_Lime 4 года назад +4417

    To think the man who directed “get out”, “us”, and soon to be released “candyman” is a mans in this video is amazing

  • @baritodespacito4299
    @baritodespacito4299 Год назад +5

    Okay this is absolute gold. Like wow man, I haven't laughed like that in a while.

  • @darthbloodborn
    @darthbloodborn 7 месяцев назад +1

    this was awesome I wish they had kept going with the show

  • @pelagiushipbone7968
    @pelagiushipbone7968 5 лет назад +2665

    Aliens: Are Humans Ready to initiate contact
    *sees this video*
    aliens: Seems like they surpassed a long time ago

    • @jamiecarmichael1773
      @jamiecarmichael1773 5 лет назад +57

      😂😂😂😂😂 they aliens are no longer ready for us

    • @holliday4u2luv
      @holliday4u2luv 5 лет назад +22

      Those aliens think we passed ready... Until they see kanye west in the "i love it" video. Then they say: "mayyybe not..."

    • @jamiecarmichael1773
      @jamiecarmichael1773 5 лет назад +3

      @@holliday4u2luv then the other alien starts dancing cos the song is lyrical genius and were back at "humans are superior"

    • @holliday4u2luv
      @holliday4u2luv 5 лет назад +3

      Tf i just read 😂😂😂

    • @jamiecarmichael1773
      @jamiecarmichael1773 5 лет назад +1

      @@holliday4u2luv the truth. Lil pump is genius above our comprehension

  • @buraqtroll6669
    @buraqtroll6669 4 года назад +3910

    Fun fact: this is not the first time ever you watched this.

    • @macomputersuck
      @macomputersuck 3 года назад +53

      I've watched this many times and I'm still confused

    • @thompsonluke
      @thompsonluke 3 года назад +79

      actually it is

    • @strangewatch4315
      @strangewatch4315 3 года назад +23

      Same, my first. I was gonna watch it again, but now I'm tempted not to

    • @Icanthandleme
      @Icanthandleme 3 года назад +15

      It is though.

    • @propogandalf
      @propogandalf 3 года назад +14

      Except it is

  • @lukav200
    @lukav200 Год назад +3

    I always come back to this video. 9 years. Absolutely crazy haha

  • @burrer1200
    @burrer1200 Год назад +36

    I finally found this video again after all this years and I'm still crying of laughter 😂

    • @reallindokuhle
      @reallindokuhle 10 месяцев назад +2

      Welcome back

    • @burrer1200
      @burrer1200 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@reallindokuhle thank you for this masterpiece

  • @radhikavij5921
    @radhikavij5921 4 года назад +850

    “Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!”
    Such an important information to convey even during a stand-off.

    • @timovangalen1589
      @timovangalen1589 4 года назад +8

      That's my favourite line in the whole sketch

    • @appendixlessloser4806
      @appendixlessloser4806 4 года назад +5

      Timo van Galen mine is “you can’t be a gun. Just the utter betrayal in his voice

  • @LunaMinuna
    @LunaMinuna 4 года назад +1701

    “Some Asian came into this Alley way, had some blueberry pie and, then killed himself”. Great description. I love it

    • @102200052
      @102200052 4 года назад +112

      “Then he put the gun over there to make it look like the gun killed the pie” 😂😂😂

    • @jummalinio2610
      @jummalinio2610 7 месяцев назад

      Did you just get here son!!!

  • @tranazzi
    @tranazzi 6 месяцев назад +3

    Freddie’s peele mask also completely changed the skin color of his arms and immediately wore off when he pulled the mask off. Next level spy tech right there.

  • @birdbangbobaruni
    @birdbangbobaruni Год назад +3

    so he was actually a naked gun

  • @benstenson8645
    @benstenson8645 2 года назад +5609

    The sleeper agent part is hilarious🤣

  • @shadysfan4life
    @shadysfan4life 3 года назад +4313

    The cop’s explanation never fails to crack me up 😂 after he kills himself, he moves the gun way over there to make it look like the gun killed the pie

    • @lordblazer
      @lordblazer 3 года назад +37

      yea a transformation spell that worked after he died.

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef 3 года назад +26

      [Ackchyually] It is rather common to include simple, fast, thaumatological post-mortem scripts for _unexpected_ terminations on sleeper agents.

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 2 года назад +10

      The Contingency spell is definitely a thing

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
      ⬆️

    • @BungarangYT
      @BungarangYT 2 года назад +4

      It’s even better when you realize he is “The Law” from VGHS

  • @yelectric1893
    @yelectric1893 Год назад

    One of my favorite skits of many. True classics :)

  • @igsryder
    @igsryder 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love how the police speculate that he killed himself THEN placed the gun to look like it shot the pie.

  • @joonaspenttila201
    @joonaspenttila201 5 лет назад +1838

    Fav line:
    Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!

    • @DB-qg7hk
      @DB-qg7hk 5 лет назад +2

      Totally the best part! "RAHCK SAHLID"!!!

    • @codynazzie9704
      @codynazzie9704 4 года назад

      7 lines actually

    • @hound762
      @hound762 4 года назад +1

      That whole section was just one double cross after another and it was all beautiful

    • @headhunter5147
      @headhunter5147 4 года назад

      That's what u think I been hitting that 4 6 monthd

    • @foappas3626
      @foappas3626 4 года назад

      ةن

  • @zekeyeager8943
    @zekeyeager8943 2 года назад +2112

    This is the definition of "I'm 4 parallel universe ahead of you."

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 2 года назад +44

      But i knew that you were 4 parallel universes ahead of me, which is why i was actually moving 8 parallel universes ahead of you!

    • @no-xp7mx
      @no-xp7mx 2 года назад +19

      @@MasterJunior93 ah yes but I had known you were 8 parallel universe ahead so I wnet to 16 different universe ahead of you

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 2 года назад +14

      @@no-xp7mx nice try, but i anticipated your involvement, which is why you were chasing one of my after images, while i was going 32 parallel universes ahead of you.

    • @no-xp7mx
      @no-xp7mx 2 года назад +10

      @@MasterJunior93 haha I never noticed so when you said those words I knew I had to go back in time ho to 64 parallel universe ahead of you

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 2 года назад +12

      @@no-xp7mx did you honestly believe that i wouldn't anticipate time travel? I was the one who developed the technology, and when i finished, i went back in time to tell my past self to move 128 parallel universes ahead of everyone!!

  • @ryanvang4080
    @ryanvang4080 Год назад +2

    "I guarantee you it's not. I've been hittin' that for 6 months. *Fist bump* Boom." Lmao. 0:43

  • @alexjan7511
    @alexjan7511 8 месяцев назад +2

    It turned out it's all a dream within a dream within another dream...to be continued

  • @danialtan5103
    @danialtan5103 3 года назад +5182

    This feels like Among Us when there's 3 people left

  • @sin5946
    @sin5946 4 года назад +1647

    I figured out, that it's not possible, because he said: "hacker's wife"

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 3 года назад +13

      Why isn't it possible?

    • @simonakatsman974
      @simonakatsman974 3 года назад +186

      @@nateds7326 because hackers are tiny virgins in their mom's basement
      You sweet summer child

    • @brianlam5847
      @brianlam5847 3 года назад +22

      Noriam Rostsap he was making a joke on the video game cheaters, who are called hackers.

    • @NoScope-ln2cm
      @NoScope-ln2cm 3 года назад +1

      @@brianlam5847 p p.s.

    • @marypoppins989
      @marypoppins989 3 года назад +3

      @@simonakatsman974 maybe she didnt knew he was a hacker and then filed for divorce?

  • @operationangel7940
    @operationangel7940 4 месяца назад +2

    My head canon:
    Born from a grandmother’s wish, the Blueberry Pie (nicknamed Blue) had aspirations to make a difference. He entered the academy before he realized that objects turned into people would quickly be discharged. Thus he donned a secondary disguise just in case. At the same time the police force would begin trials with the Adaptive Firearm Program. The main product would quickly exceed expectations and outpace projections. Unfortunately the adaptations happened far too quickly, giving the weapon sentience too early and thus creating a mental block around the weapon’s (nicknamed Adam) origins. He would enter the force with special exception (all kept hidden) and would graduate alongside Blue without ever realizing his origins.
    During this time Johnson would be given new orders to investigate the underground Witch Society as Blue graduated the force. To this end Johnson would recruit Adam as tertiary support when needed. Unfortunately Adam’s mental blocks would make him reorganize the arrangement as taking an offer under the table. Either way he agreed. Adam would still try to be friend with, and partner to, Blue…even going so far as to attend Blue’s adoptive daughter’s wedding years down the line.
    Years passed and Blue would rise through the ranks, resorting to more and more underhanded tactics to conceal his identity. This would arouse suspicion in the police force, prompting them to task Johnson with investigating him. They knew that, unfortunately, Blue was too smart to allow another agent to investigate him. And so they erased Johnson from their books, casting a spell upon his mind to become the new leader of the Witch’s coven (a Warlock if you will) while keeping his identity a secret. Only when the words “Blueberry Pie” was uttered would he remember his mission. To further bolster the spell, he was given a new disguise to further keep his own identity hidden. Adam would soon be told his former colleague was dead, but that his new boss would have need of him down the line.
    More years pass and Johnson manages to hold a kingpin position as Warlock. At this time Blue and Adam are tasked with investigating and apprehending the known fugitive. At the start of this, Adam would develop a friendship with the hacker and his wife at the direction of Johnson. This would lead to a supposed affair a month later, though would only be a lie to aid Johnson later.
    Three months pass and Blue stumbles upon some old records….records of sleeper agents embedded into the wizarding underground. He soon learns of Johnson, his code phrase, and his current position as kingpin warlock. Taking Johnson down would allow Blue to further hide his identity, but also eliminate a potential target who might be onto him. “Blueberry Pie” was far too on the nose for Blue to let slip. But it would be the perfect bait to lure him out.
    Four more months for by when Blue and Adam catch a huge break. They manage to locate Johnson talking to various coven-affiliated witches near a local alleyway. The bar Johnson frequents, the Green Cauldron, is hidden in plain sight as a vibrant night spot….but rather slow during the day when Johnson frequents it. The stage is set for a sting.
    Higher brass learns of this and begin to set the pieces in place to expose Blue and take down the underground coven. When the day comes numerous underground witches are apprehended while Johnson flees. Unfortunately he does not get far before Blue and Adam hold him at gunpoint in the alleyway.
    Blue had anticipated trouble, having learned years prior that Adam was on Johnson’s payroll. Thus he arranges a primary sniper with Adam but a secondary sniper without Adam knowing. Unfortunately for Blue, the brass had already briefed the secondary sniper on who the real target was. Adam himself warned of the drone to try and gain Blue’s trust, allowing him to slip in a false connection route to the hacker instead of the real drone’s wireless network.
    The Mexican standoff ensues, Johnson reveals his hand as Blue counters. Adam quickly reveals his colors to the unsurprised Blue without realizing Johnson’s mission. This would be revealed when Blue, in a bid to apprehend Adam and then turn on Johnson, uses the code phrase to activate the secret agent. Unfortunately Blue’s old hunch was correct, though he came prepared with psychological warfare. This would be turned on him when Johnson revealed his true self was actually Blue’s secondary disguise. The stress begins to melt away the mental blocks within Adam, causing him to temporarily reveal his own form. Unfortunately the shock forces a hard mental rejection, reverting him into a state of denial and total confusion between the three parties. Johnson, also confused over Adam’s mental blocks, wishes to get to the bottom of it all.
    They would all be betrayed by the top brass, who call off the snipers and hijack the drone using a new route via the hacker. This gives Johnson, Blue, and Adam, time to figure out the cacophony of twists they all used upon each other.
    With their minds made up, and none of them realizing the snipers have been called off, they all get back into position. Adam believed his sniper would take out Blue, Blue believed his sniper would take out Johnson and he would survive the shots from Adam and the secondary sniper. Yet as the bullets fly none would have backup.
    Relishing over his victory, Blue reveals the bulletproof vest he hid from Adam before the raid. He had just silenced his biggest threat, and his partner from corroborating Johnson’s story. That is until the one thing he never saw coming would happen. Though Blue learned of Johnson, he never learned of the Adaptive Firearm Program. Having been “killed” via Blue, the mental blocks fade away in Adam’s mind and he reverts to his true self. He realizes that Blue had come to kill him and Johnson, and was the true enemy to the force. In one final act of defiance to his partner, Adam would silence Blue….not realizing his partner was a Blueberry Pie. Waves of guilt and shame washed over Adam, realizing Blue did everything he could for the sole purpose of protecting his identity. A fellow object-turned-person just wanted to live a life…and Adam silenced him all the same. Adam would intentionally jam his next shot so that he couldn’t fire again and went comatose.
    The top brass would dispatch another pair of investigators to clean up the mess. Johnson was a loss, Adam needed to be retrieved, and Blue would be a stain on the police record if word got out. Thus they would fabricate a story to keep the rest of the force safe. All the while the wheels of Wizard City would keep turning.

  • @phantom_mist1726
    @phantom_mist1726 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love blacklist one of my favorite shows ever, but its basically become this 😂😂😂

  • @akorn9943
    @akorn9943 5 лет назад +2089

    The sad story of a schizophrenic Asian man who wanted to enjoy his favorite desert one last time before ending his life...

    • @donutminion8881
      @donutminion8881 5 лет назад +65

      Oh shit, this just got dark...

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 5 лет назад +28

      Just another wild night in Wizard City.

    • @No-Name0087
      @No-Name0087 5 лет назад +5

      Wow....

    • @liammiles7601
      @liammiles7601 5 лет назад +2

      I feel so powerful I control Wether your comment has 999 likes or 1k 😈😈😈😈😈

    • @mithrandell9239
      @mithrandell9239 5 лет назад +3

      liam miles No man should have all that power

  • @neodarkend
    @neodarkend 5 лет назад +397

    "Killed himself, then he put the gun over there..."
    I see no flaw in logic there.

    • @doomslayer5713
      @doomslayer5713 5 лет назад

      this was a joke this whole video IS... idk why you didnt get it

    • @mintywolf272
      @mintywolf272 5 лет назад +8

      Just another day in wizard city...

    • @rameenraymond8819
      @rameenraymond8819 5 лет назад +1

      neodarkend I don’t see any logic on how a gun can walk or how someone can become a pie. So your point?

    • @mintywolf272
      @mintywolf272 5 лет назад +2

      @@rameenraymond8819 smh my head, smh my head.

    • @grunklestanlee2774
      @grunklestanlee2774 5 лет назад +2

      @@mintywolf272 shaking my head my head, shaking my head my head.

  • @sofyanjamal4980
    @sofyanjamal4980 8 месяцев назад +2

    Keys and peele are so brilliant, i wish that they work together again soon

  • @thewinterprince1731
    @thewinterprince1731 7 месяцев назад +3

    I suddenly REALLY want a buddy-cop series but it takes place in a world of wizards and magic.

  • @julianjuj9431
    @julianjuj9431 5 лет назад +739

    *_”well I knew that you knew that I knew all along, all along, all along.”_*

    • @okaberintarou6757
      @okaberintarou6757 5 лет назад +17

      Death note be like

    • @markzambelli1010
      @markzambelli1010 5 лет назад

      @@okaberintarou6757 lol it really is like that.

    • @okaberintarou6757
      @okaberintarou6757 5 лет назад

      @@markzambelli1010 Exactly 😂😂😂😂😄😂

    • @empireyouth5791
      @empireyouth5791 5 лет назад

      @@okaberintarou6757 I hate how you sum up death note ... but your right

    • @admin.slayerenryu5217
      @admin.slayerenryu5217 5 лет назад

      Well I knew about it all along, all along. You: All along? Me: *ALL ALONG!*

  • @121Zales
    @121Zales 7 лет назад +1383

    I've watched this several times and put a lot of thought into it. People, there is no answer, there is no plot, and there is no logic whatsoever. Truly, nothing makes any sense at all. There is no point in trying.

    • @croll1269
      @croll1269 7 лет назад +152

      It's just another wild night...in Wizard City.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 7 лет назад +20

      It's just...he's a GUN!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    • @NEOMASSO
      @NEOMASSO 7 лет назад +17

      ah sort of like Christopher Nolan movies.

    • @thegigadykid1
      @thegigadykid1 7 лет назад +3

      its TV no point in trying to begin with

    • @mikejohns498
      @mikejohns498 7 лет назад +66

      they are making fun of those movies that have so many twists it's rerarted