“Hey other sniper guy” “Yeah?” “What are those idiots doing?” “Beats me” “I’ve gotta pick up my kid from soccer practice in 5 minutes” “Yeah sure go ahead”
Sniper 1: should we just leave because i am confused as fuck Sniper 2: yeah this isn’t in our contract let’s just leave and pretend we were there the entire time Sniper 1: well i am going to get some blueberry pie, you? Sniper 2: i will join you on that offer *they both leave*
Peele was a sleeper agent though. so he only thought he was fooling freddie. and Freddie was able to fool Peele with the disguise because Peele didn't remember who he was until he was woken up from being a sleeper agent
@@Blate1 still don’t make sense tho cause Freddie is Peele and Peele is Freddie. The awakened Peele is Freddie. So Peele in Freddie’s disguise awakened Freddie in Peele’s disguise. Freddie in Peele’s disguise now either believes Peele in Freddie’s disguise is a evil double or Peele (but he didn’t point out that he is faking) so it just doesn’t make sense either way. Plus the background story doesn’t work neither since we can’t pin down anyone’s identity. Freddie in Peele’s disguise says he’s inviestigsting Peele in Freddie’s disguise his corruption. So is Freddie investigating himself? If not, he must’ve known that was Peele. But why would he investigate Peele, supposedly Freddie’s subordinates judging from Key’s and their reaction? It’s stupid fun I think. Also it just doesn’t make sense for them to dress as each other honestly😂😂
My favorite part’s gotta be “Bullshit! That marriage is rock solid” Implying he literally investigated it and genuinely considered it as a point of potential failure
Freddie’s peele mask also completely changed the skin color of his arms and immediately wore off when he pulled the mask off. Next level spy tech right there.
Plot twists: Sniper on Cortez (Peele) Manned drone on the sniper. Manned drone on the sniper is hacked. Hacker's wife has been kidnapped. Hacker's wife filed for divorce. Agent #2 (Key) works for Cortez. Agent #1 has a second sniper for Agent #2. Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 worked for Cortez. Agent # 2 knew that Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 knew that he worked for Cortez. Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 knew that Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 knew that Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 worked for Cortez. Cortez is a sleeper agent for Agent #1. Cortez betrays Agent #1. Agent #1 is actually Cortez. Cortez is actually Agent #1. Agent #2 appears to be a gun. Agent #1 assassinated. Cortez is actually a Blueberry Pie Agent #2 is actually a gun This all takes place in Wizard City Edit: Shout out to Raoul Herskovits for reminding me about the last one
Yes but Cortez activated himself , he is blueberry johnson and activated the second blueberry johnson then admitted at the end to being a blueberry pie
The gun took off his bulletproof vest for the negotiation. It seemed like a mistake to make himself vulnerable, but since he was actually a gun, it actually meant nothing, just gave false confidence to the other two. Brilliant stuff.
My head canon: Born from a grandmother’s wish, the Blueberry Pie (nicknamed Blue) had aspirations to make a difference. He entered the academy before he realized that objects turned into people would quickly be discharged. Thus he donned a secondary disguise just in case. At the same time the police force would begin trials with the Adaptive Firearm Program. The main product would quickly exceed expectations and outpace projections. Unfortunately the adaptations happened far too quickly, giving the weapon sentience too early and thus creating a mental block around the weapon’s (nicknamed Adam) origins. He would enter the force with special exception (all kept hidden) and would graduate alongside Blue without ever realizing his origins. During this time Johnson would be given new orders to investigate the underground Witch Society as Blue graduated the force. To this end Johnson would recruit Adam as tertiary support when needed. Unfortunately Adam’s mental blocks would make him reorganize the arrangement as taking an offer under the table. Either way he agreed. Adam would still try to be friend with, and partner to, Blue…even going so far as to attend Blue’s adoptive daughter’s wedding years down the line. Years passed and Blue would rise through the ranks, resorting to more and more underhanded tactics to conceal his identity. This would arouse suspicion in the police force, prompting them to task Johnson with investigating him. They knew that, unfortunately, Blue was too smart to allow another agent to investigate him. And so they erased Johnson from their books, casting a spell upon his mind to become the new leader of the Witch’s coven (a Warlock if you will) while keeping his identity a secret. Only when the words “Blueberry Pie” was uttered would he remember his mission. To further bolster the spell, he was given a new disguise to further keep his own identity hidden. Adam would soon be told his former colleague was dead, but that his new boss would have need of him down the line. More years pass and Johnson manages to hold a kingpin position as Warlock. At this time Blue and Adam are tasked with investigating and apprehending the known fugitive. At the start of this, Adam would develop a friendship with the hacker and his wife at the direction of Johnson. This would lead to a supposed affair a month later, though would only be a lie to aid Johnson later. Three months pass and Blue stumbles upon some old records….records of sleeper agents embedded into the wizarding underground. He soon learns of Johnson, his code phrase, and his current position as kingpin warlock. Taking Johnson down would allow Blue to further hide his identity, but also eliminate a potential target who might be onto him. “Blueberry Pie” was far too on the nose for Blue to let slip. But it would be the perfect bait to lure him out. Four more months for by when Blue and Adam catch a huge break. They manage to locate Johnson talking to various coven-affiliated witches near a local alleyway. The bar Johnson frequents, the Green Cauldron, is hidden in plain sight as a vibrant night spot….but rather slow during the day when Johnson frequents it. The stage is set for a sting. Higher brass learns of this and begin to set the pieces in place to expose Blue and take down the underground coven. When the day comes numerous underground witches are apprehended while Johnson flees. Unfortunately he does not get far before Blue and Adam hold him at gunpoint in the alleyway. Blue had anticipated trouble, having learned years prior that Adam was on Johnson’s payroll. Thus he arranges a primary sniper with Adam but a secondary sniper without Adam knowing. Unfortunately for Blue, the brass had already briefed the secondary sniper on who the real target was. Adam himself warned of the drone to try and gain Blue’s trust, allowing him to slip in a false connection route to the hacker instead of the real drone’s wireless network. The Mexican standoff ensues, Johnson reveals his hand as Blue counters. Adam quickly reveals his colors to the unsurprised Blue without realizing Johnson’s mission. This would be revealed when Blue, in a bid to apprehend Adam and then turn on Johnson, uses the code phrase to activate the secret agent. Unfortunately Blue’s old hunch was correct, though he came prepared with psychological warfare. This would be turned on him when Johnson revealed his true self was actually Blue’s secondary disguise. The stress begins to melt away the mental blocks within Adam, causing him to temporarily reveal his own form. Unfortunately the shock forces a hard mental rejection, reverting him into a state of denial and total confusion between the three parties. Johnson, also confused over Adam’s mental blocks, wishes to get to the bottom of it all. They would all be betrayed by the top brass, who call off the snipers and hijack the drone using a new route via the hacker. This gives Johnson, Blue, and Adam, time to figure out the cacophony of twists they all used upon each other. With their minds made up, and none of them realizing the snipers have been called off, they all get back into position. Adam believed his sniper would take out Blue, Blue believed his sniper would take out Johnson and he would survive the shots from Adam and the secondary sniper. Yet as the bullets fly none would have backup. Relishing over his victory, Blue reveals the bulletproof vest he hid from Adam before the raid. He had just silenced his biggest threat, and his partner from corroborating Johnson’s story. That is until the one thing he never saw coming would happen. Though Blue learned of Johnson, he never learned of the Adaptive Firearm Program. Having been “killed” via Blue, the mental blocks fade away in Adam’s mind and he reverts to his true self. He realizes that Blue had come to kill him and Johnson, and was the true enemy to the force. In one final act of defiance to his partner, Adam would silence Blue….not realizing his partner was a Blueberry Pie. Waves of guilt and shame washed over Adam, realizing Blue did everything he could for the sole purpose of protecting his identity. A fellow object-turned-person just wanted to live a life…and Adam silenced him all the same. Adam would intentionally jam his next shot so that he couldn’t fire again and went comatose. The top brass would dispatch another pair of investigators to clean up the mess. Johnson was a loss, Adam needed to be retrieved, and Blue would be a stain on the police record if word got out. Thus they would fabricate a story to keep the rest of the force safe. All the while the wheels of Wizard City would keep turning.
Bruh. Directors don't ask the producers for input on the story. The producers have input on the story and use funds to hire a director (or directors), performers, writers, etc. Your comment makes no sense.
Fun fact: the phrase 'Mexican standoff' is often associated with extreme escalation of conflict through mutual threats of three or more parties even though its original meaning was de-escalation of conflict by mutual recognition that nobody could win. Also, the original meaning didn't even require more than two parties.
Cool, that's something I'll look into To be obnoxious though I'd Saya they did de escalate the conflict to draw it all out with chalk and then had a seperate conflict where they all died I am only reaching for fun
I made a list of all the possible plot twists in this! 1. Cortez has a gun 2. Sniper trained on Cortez 3. Unmanned drone trained on sniper 4. Hacker takes over unmanned drone 5. Hacker’s wife kidnapped 6. Hacker’s wife just filed for divorce 7. Cortez concludes marriage is stable 8. Agent’s had an affair with hacker’s wife for 6 months 9. Agent is on Cortez’ side 10. Asian knew Agent was dirty all along 11. Second sniper trained on Agent 12. Third sniper trained on Asian 13. Agent knew Asian knew all along 14. Asian knew Agent knew he knew all along all along 15. Cortez is a sleeper agent 16. Cortez is on Asian’s side 17. Cortez is investigating Asian for corruption 18. Asian is Blueberries/Cortez 19. Cortez is Asian 20. Agent is a gun 21. Agent doesn’t believe he is a gun 22. Plan is they all kill each other, mmm whatcha say style 23. Cortez was wearing a bulletproof vest 24. Agent deflates and turns out to actually be a gun 25. Gun was at Blueberry’s daughter’s wedding 26. Blueberry trusted Gun 27. Cortez is a literal blueberry pie 28. Asian was the only human the entire time 29. This is a law and Order parody 30. Cops assume Asian killed himself then moved the guns 31. Cop drinks coffee through his nose 32. This is set in Wizard City
@@no-xp7mx nice try, but i anticipated your involvement, which is why you were chasing one of my after images, while i was going 32 parallel universes ahead of you.
@@no-xp7mx did you honestly believe that i wouldn't anticipate time travel? I was the one who developed the technology, and when i finished, i went back in time to tell my past self to move 128 parallel universes ahead of everyone!!
I love the detail that the second sniper also suddenly betrays Freddie and it’s never mentioned. I like to think there are several more layers of this that we don’t even see.
I've watched this several times and put a lot of thought into it. People, there is no answer, there is no plot, and there is no logic whatsoever. Truly, nothing makes any sense at all. There is no point in trying.
Can this be a full series, cause I would watch the shit out of a law and order parody working on absurd cases where the fact is stranger than the fiction
![ARGENTINA vs. PERÚ [1-0] | RESUMEN | ELIMINATORIAS SUDAMERICANAS | FECHA 12](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xtI25ENDDSY/mqdefault.jpg)
"he killed himself and then put the gun over there..."
Mora Mocha omg i just realized this lmfao
Ahahah
😂😂💀
I know lmfao
All my subscribers are in gulag such a stupid troll you had to comment twice
The snipers got confused, gave up and went home
nah one of the snipers shot the gun at the end
Go home go to bed 😂👌
1000th like
“Hey other sniper guy”
“Yeah?”
“What are those idiots doing?”
“Beats me”
“I’ve gotta pick up my kid from soccer practice in 5 minutes”
“Yeah sure go ahead”
Sniper 1: should we just leave because i am confused as fuck
Sniper 2: yeah this isn’t in our contract let’s just leave and pretend we were there the entire time
Sniper 1: well i am going to get some blueberry pie, you?
Sniper 2: i will join you on that offer
*they both leave*
"They had us in the first 22 halves, not gonna pie"
Rocket Jump: Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low
Funne
halves*
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln thx
@@babyyogurt3655 No prob
Christopher Nolan's been real quite since this dropped...
lol
This is like an elementary school fight where the kids keep making up powers to beat the other kids and it devolves into chaos
Your absolutely right
Too true
Underrated Comment
@@compteprivefr underrated this comment has 101 likes. also, this comment was made 2 weeks ago.
@@mrdragonbornelderscrollsfa9262 Not enough
"All drugs were consumed in the making of this video".
For you, all drugs were consumed in the watching of this video.
We were high thus whole timr
No drugs or explicit material was NOT consumed or shown in this video.
sss
High on Potnuse?
I like how Freddie and Peele are fooled by each other's disguises despite the fact that they're disguised as each other
My god! I didn't even think of that till you pointed it out! Wtf s wrong with me?
Peele was a sleeper agent though. so he only thought he was fooling freddie. and Freddie was able to fool Peele with the disguise because Peele didn't remember who he was until he was woken up from being a sleeper agent
@@Blate1 still don’t make sense tho cause Freddie is Peele and Peele is Freddie. The awakened Peele is Freddie. So Peele in Freddie’s disguise awakened Freddie in Peele’s disguise. Freddie in Peele’s disguise now either believes Peele in Freddie’s disguise is a evil double or Peele (but he didn’t point out that he is faking) so it just doesn’t make sense either way. Plus the background story doesn’t work neither since we can’t pin down anyone’s identity. Freddie in Peele’s disguise says he’s inviestigsting Peele in Freddie’s disguise his corruption. So is Freddie investigating himself? If not, he must’ve known that was Peele. But why would he investigate Peele, supposedly Freddie’s subordinates judging from Key’s and their reaction? It’s stupid fun I think. Also it just doesn’t make sense for them to dress as each other honestly😂😂
@@jonswliu6650 You just wrinkled my brain…
@@omegaoverl0ad that just means he's a few streets ahead of us
Nearly Ten years have passed and this Skit is still single handedly one of the BEST most CLEVER bits ive ever seen
i honestly thought that too.
The comedic timing is superb too.
It's good, but see the skit Alternatino. That's probably the most clever skit written.
So many of their skits are great, but NOTHING can come close to the K&P Family Matters skit....
Yup I'm back for more
"BS! That Marriage is rock solid!"
best line
Tell that to my parents 🥴
@@DanteCavendish *fist bumps you* _boom_
Lies I’ve been Hitting that Thang for 6 months
@@ForeverLoneJay Hahahah look at you! Thinking you banged Hackers lady? It was a actress! *Fist bump myself boom!*
This video is beyond human comprehension itself.
The Metal Worm q
Only superior intellectuals can grasp the meaning that this video left behind
The Metal Worm woah
The Metal Worm
Guys keep the number to current year
meanwhile the snipers are just watching this like "what the actual hell"
And the drone and the hacker
All the others were hired mercenaries. They bailed once their employers were dead.
"Did you just get here son!?! I had a sniper on your sniper, because I knew you knew I knew all along, all along... ALL ALONG"
(Arrow B.) I never really noticed that and I’ve watched this many times since it first came out.
Plot twist: Snipers were raspberry pies.
“Let’s just take a moment to figure out who’s double crossing themselves while dressed as each other” hahaha gets me every time
“He killed himself, then moved the gun to look like it shot the pie”…
lol
I can't tell if that was a good or bad assumption considering that they are in Wizard City.
@@TheHysteriaMan well I mean he is the “expert” of crime scenes 🤣
@@WaterKingCrocodoan 😂
just realised lmao
4:00 I can’t believe they missed the opportunity to call the gun a “Son of a gun”
George Yiannakis actually, calling him a son of a bitch instead is *WHY* it’s funny
@@jjmah7 ưeqwio
@@jjmah7 and why is that?
George Yiannakis because it’s ironic now. He’s saying the opposite of what was ‘expected’. We all thought he’d say that but he didn’t!
jjmah7 that is not the meaning of irony
Director: Write a story with aleast 100 plot twists.
Writer:
Writer : Hold my fucking barrel of beer, i'm coming for your sorry ass
So Shamalyan?
Say no more
So that means we are going to have a real mexican standoff with a bunch of blueberry pei twists.
Plot twist: There is no plot twist...
Oh I wish this were real. How about “Law and Order - Wizard City - with Owl Kitty: the Mexican Drug Cartel Kingpin.” ❤😂 4:50
@owlkitty can this be a thing?? #owlkitty
How many plot twist do you want?
*YES.*
Wow that's so funny
When Shyamalan gets high as a kite and wasted at the same time
∞
Keep 'em coming.
Directed by M. Night Shamayalan.
Teacher: the test isn't that confusing
The test:
Underrated
LMAOOOO underrated comment of the year
Hey Sal
Hey its sal
Lol
When everyone has ten reverse uno cards
Raptin 159 🤣🤓🤓
😀😁😂😂😁😀 Draw 4
Right now!!!!!
I got to give you your 666 like :)
U gotta choose. How u play them 😂
Im gonna change it to 1k
My favorite part’s gotta be “Bullshit! That marriage is rock solid”
Implying he literally investigated it and genuinely considered it as a point of potential failure
I mean that wouldn't be super unreasonable. He needed to make sure kidnapping her would actually compromise him.
The sniper just there like: WHAT THE...
Haha. The rest of the sketch makes you forget there's still 2 snipers and a hacker out there watching this and a kidnapped wife lmao
@@Wanttofanta Do not forget about the one that took out the wife, he/she/they/it/~wrhl◙ has a backstory, motives & plot_twist.
There’s actually three snipers
@@asaprutvz You mean the sniper who i hypnotized to forget how to use a gun?
your username is Chrollo and your pic is Kurapika lol
"killed himself... then he put the gun..." damn what a fucking genius
How does that even work if you kill yourself first then move the gun??? 🧐🤨
If Kurt Cobain could do it, so can this gentleman.
He could have fatally wounded himself but did not instantly kill himself.
@Scum Bagge ?
@Scum Bagge dude it genius script there's literally like nothing more smarter that they can do.
Director: Give me a crazy plot twist.
Writer: What kind of plot twist?
Director: Yes
Aero Mach 🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist ception
Aero Mach 😂😂
You sir/ma’am, you have made my day.
r/inclusiveor
I love how the third sniper doesn't even get acknowledged.
this mexican standoff is about 7years ago and it feels like its a fresh work....
Because we can't remember the whole double crossing plot
8 years Now ..
Yes
ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
⬆️
It's almost like some jokes are timeless or something!!
4 years later and people are just finding out about this art piece...
-godmode yep
Ikr?
4 years already?
-godmode haha that’s me
5 years*
The sniper dots disappeared, and I'm pretty sure it's because everyone else is so confused they just walked away, probably to eat some blueberry pie
You got 343 likes. 343 you did it! Congratulations. I love you!
You have 515 likes the Illuminati needs you
Xavier Slagel blue..berry... pie... *TRIGGERED*
Xavier Slagel
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Special agent reporting for duty
Freddie’s peele mask also completely changed the skin color of his arms and immediately wore off when he pulled the mask off. Next level spy tech right there.
Just imagine how insane the whole situation was for the sniper from afar.
Otro día en wizard city
Both of them, remember there were 2.
@@shriharihudli3 actually.
"Wait, what side am I on now?"
“Because I’m hungry for a slice... of BLUEBERRY PIE”
*American Flashbacks*
Dylan Gorham tud
Jfgfhhcd)sjeefapsg0₩ygdhfgggnvbcmvmjkhobmhjkkloo h
"You are a sleeper agent?!"
American Pie Flashbacks
To think the man who directed “get out”, “us”, and soon to be released “candyman” is a mans in this video is amazing
Candyman isn't directed by Peele.
Zuber Basha well, produced, whatever
You mean a blueberry pie
They all ate bad movies
The twists of these movies are in the same vein.
When you ask ChatGPT to help you write an essay for homework
i'm sorry i just can't get over "he killed himself..." "... _and then_ he put the gun over there"
GalaxyOfReeses KIng LMAOOO
GalaxyOfReeses KIng is it just that what you can’t get? 😂
@@iantoja what
GalaxyOfReeses KIng I meant jokingly that actually nothing in the video makes sense lol
@@iantoja fair enough... i asked "what" because it didn't sound like what u said made sense
I counted and there are 56 plot twists in this
Thanks for counting
Not all heros wear capes
Your thanks for me counting
Fused Zamasu there is only 20 can you count
Theres 19
Plot twists:
Sniper on Cortez (Peele)
Manned drone on the sniper.
Manned drone on the sniper is hacked.
Hacker's wife has been kidnapped.
Hacker's wife filed for divorce.
Agent #2 (Key) works for Cortez.
Agent #1 has a second sniper for Agent #2.
Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 worked for Cortez.
Agent # 2 knew that Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 knew that he worked for Cortez.
Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 knew that Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 knew that Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 worked for Cortez.
Cortez is a sleeper agent for Agent #1.
Cortez betrays Agent #1.
Agent #1 is actually Cortez.
Cortez is actually Agent #1.
Agent #2 appears to be a gun.
Agent #1 assassinated.
Cortez is actually a Blueberry Pie
Agent #2 is actually a gun
This all takes place in Wizard City
Edit: Shout out to Raoul Herskovits for reminding me about the last one
that clears things up.....
Underrated comment
Holy molly
Agent #2 also has a sniper trained on Agent #1
Yes but Cortez activated himself , he is blueberry johnson and activated the second blueberry johnson then admitted at the end to being a blueberry pie
I like to imagine that there's an alternative universe where this skit is attached to a movie and every twist makes perfect sense.
The jokes about past 7 year's old, is still legit to this day.
@@sayem1337 waalaikummussalam
What's in the canister
My toxic babes are in position
yup
ikr
Those Key & Peele guys are pretty funny
So are condomes
LOL My favorite part too. I love how Cortez says it! "Rahck Sahlid!"
Oh I've been hitting that for six months
@@coo4203 if you cant spell condoms and if you dont realise that they aren't in fact solid they are lubricated then you need to leave
If he says the wife filed for divorce
And the other guy said he always brings backup then does that mean the wife never filed for divorce 🤔
The gun took off his bulletproof vest for the negotiation. It seemed like a mistake to make himself vulnerable, but since he was actually a gun, it actually meant nothing, just gave false confidence to the other two.
Brilliant stuff.
But then why did the gun died after shooting the pie?
@@williamberne the bullets were its hp
@@nfdhje38743m nice
No one outsmarts bullet.
No one is smarter than gun.
ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
⬆️
My head canon:
Born from a grandmother’s wish, the Blueberry Pie (nicknamed Blue) had aspirations to make a difference. He entered the academy before he realized that objects turned into people would quickly be discharged. Thus he donned a secondary disguise just in case. At the same time the police force would begin trials with the Adaptive Firearm Program. The main product would quickly exceed expectations and outpace projections. Unfortunately the adaptations happened far too quickly, giving the weapon sentience too early and thus creating a mental block around the weapon’s (nicknamed Adam) origins. He would enter the force with special exception (all kept hidden) and would graduate alongside Blue without ever realizing his origins.
During this time Johnson would be given new orders to investigate the underground Witch Society as Blue graduated the force. To this end Johnson would recruit Adam as tertiary support when needed. Unfortunately Adam’s mental blocks would make him reorganize the arrangement as taking an offer under the table. Either way he agreed. Adam would still try to be friend with, and partner to, Blue…even going so far as to attend Blue’s adoptive daughter’s wedding years down the line.
Years passed and Blue would rise through the ranks, resorting to more and more underhanded tactics to conceal his identity. This would arouse suspicion in the police force, prompting them to task Johnson with investigating him. They knew that, unfortunately, Blue was too smart to allow another agent to investigate him. And so they erased Johnson from their books, casting a spell upon his mind to become the new leader of the Witch’s coven (a Warlock if you will) while keeping his identity a secret. Only when the words “Blueberry Pie” was uttered would he remember his mission. To further bolster the spell, he was given a new disguise to further keep his own identity hidden. Adam would soon be told his former colleague was dead, but that his new boss would have need of him down the line.
More years pass and Johnson manages to hold a kingpin position as Warlock. At this time Blue and Adam are tasked with investigating and apprehending the known fugitive. At the start of this, Adam would develop a friendship with the hacker and his wife at the direction of Johnson. This would lead to a supposed affair a month later, though would only be a lie to aid Johnson later.
Three months pass and Blue stumbles upon some old records….records of sleeper agents embedded into the wizarding underground. He soon learns of Johnson, his code phrase, and his current position as kingpin warlock. Taking Johnson down would allow Blue to further hide his identity, but also eliminate a potential target who might be onto him. “Blueberry Pie” was far too on the nose for Blue to let slip. But it would be the perfect bait to lure him out.
Four more months for by when Blue and Adam catch a huge break. They manage to locate Johnson talking to various coven-affiliated witches near a local alleyway. The bar Johnson frequents, the Green Cauldron, is hidden in plain sight as a vibrant night spot….but rather slow during the day when Johnson frequents it. The stage is set for a sting.
Higher brass learns of this and begin to set the pieces in place to expose Blue and take down the underground coven. When the day comes numerous underground witches are apprehended while Johnson flees. Unfortunately he does not get far before Blue and Adam hold him at gunpoint in the alleyway.
Blue had anticipated trouble, having learned years prior that Adam was on Johnson’s payroll. Thus he arranges a primary sniper with Adam but a secondary sniper without Adam knowing. Unfortunately for Blue, the brass had already briefed the secondary sniper on who the real target was. Adam himself warned of the drone to try and gain Blue’s trust, allowing him to slip in a false connection route to the hacker instead of the real drone’s wireless network.
The Mexican standoff ensues, Johnson reveals his hand as Blue counters. Adam quickly reveals his colors to the unsurprised Blue without realizing Johnson’s mission. This would be revealed when Blue, in a bid to apprehend Adam and then turn on Johnson, uses the code phrase to activate the secret agent. Unfortunately Blue’s old hunch was correct, though he came prepared with psychological warfare. This would be turned on him when Johnson revealed his true self was actually Blue’s secondary disguise. The stress begins to melt away the mental blocks within Adam, causing him to temporarily reveal his own form. Unfortunately the shock forces a hard mental rejection, reverting him into a state of denial and total confusion between the three parties. Johnson, also confused over Adam’s mental blocks, wishes to get to the bottom of it all.
They would all be betrayed by the top brass, who call off the snipers and hijack the drone using a new route via the hacker. This gives Johnson, Blue, and Adam, time to figure out the cacophony of twists they all used upon each other.
With their minds made up, and none of them realizing the snipers have been called off, they all get back into position. Adam believed his sniper would take out Blue, Blue believed his sniper would take out Johnson and he would survive the shots from Adam and the secondary sniper. Yet as the bullets fly none would have backup.
Relishing over his victory, Blue reveals the bulletproof vest he hid from Adam before the raid. He had just silenced his biggest threat, and his partner from corroborating Johnson’s story. That is until the one thing he never saw coming would happen. Though Blue learned of Johnson, he never learned of the Adaptive Firearm Program. Having been “killed” via Blue, the mental blocks fade away in Adam’s mind and he reverts to his true self. He realizes that Blue had come to kill him and Johnson, and was the true enemy to the force. In one final act of defiance to his partner, Adam would silence Blue….not realizing his partner was a Blueberry Pie. Waves of guilt and shame washed over Adam, realizing Blue did everything he could for the sole purpose of protecting his identity. A fellow object-turned-person just wanted to live a life…and Adam silenced him all the same. Adam would intentionally jam his next shot so that he couldn’t fire again and went comatose.
The top brass would dispatch another pair of investigators to clean up the mess. Johnson was a loss, Adam needed to be retrieved, and Blue would be a stain on the police record if word got out. Thus they would fabricate a story to keep the rest of the force safe. All the while the wheels of Wizard City would keep turning.
Blueberry pie
😮
What of the hackers wife? Is she ok??
Dude wrote an entire novel for 19 youtube likes
@@stevecooper7883 That is a completely different and convoluted story.
She: why can’t he pick up my hints
Her hints:
XD
Yo fr though 😭
True
Aa türk var la
"Hints"?
"Guns don't kill people. People kill people"
This Skit: Hold my gun
Until they don’t
This gun: hold my people
Didn't the gun kill a blueberry pie though?
"Guns don't kill people. People kill guns" - Ryan Higa
ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
⬆️
“Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!”
Such an important information to convey even during a stand-off.
That's my favourite line in the whole sketch
Timo van Galen mine is “you can’t be a gun. Just the utter betrayal in his voice
"Shut your mouth you dirty gun."
That is the funniest and hardest line ever recorded
the subbed anime when u dont pay attention for 10 seconds
felt this
Jesus bro
why I watch dubbed pt 47
*looks away from the screen during an episode of Bakemonogatari*
Ikr
The plot twist that never ends...
Repressed_Retro 😂😂😂
they missed somthing 4:03 look what it says on the side Adaptive Training Pistol
DABOSS 2016 or they did that on purpose
Well, that bitch sure did adapt to the situation
Repressed_Retro
ришгриил длоилорилортшощтолридортлзотолрищшоошощиошзоиищотшозиолридлоиршрмолрироолормопдслеачоавчокввчевыдэрлпслоачсоплспрдслррбпплржмдломлдомдлом
At one point one of them was holding their finger as a gun
2:37
ToxicPotato Oh my god dude I’m rolling on the floor dying of laughter😂
Continuity
He wasn't using his finger as a gun, he was just pointing at him
Lmao yeah
this one is an absolute riot. Rewatching all episodes for the 20th time :)
4:00 they missed the opportunity to say "you son of a gun"
The joke was he did not say gun.
To corny
Predator_Taha
well i’m glad they didn’t
Mr.Whaler I think if he just said son of a gun that would be funnier than not Saying it
________________ bullshit where did he get the gun genetics if not from either of his parents
“YOU WERE A GUN FOR A SECOND!”
This is honestly my favourite sentence ever created
*"You shut your mouth, you dirty GUN."*
Me too XD
Every FPS glitch ever.
Director: “How many plot twists do you want?”
Rocket jump: “Yes”
Simply, *yes*.
Shut your mouth you dirty gun 🔫🤣
Bruh. Directors don't ask the producers for input on the story. The producers have input on the story and use funds to hire a director (or directors), performers, writers, etc. Your comment makes no sense.
@@jacobschiller4486 And you are obviously fun at parties
@@rjofusetsudzin8011 I am! How did you know that?
And all the confusion disappears at the ending. Makes perfect sense now.
The sad story of a schizophrenic Asian man who wanted to enjoy his favorite desert one last time before ending his life...
Oh shit, this just got dark...
Just another wild night in Wizard City.
Wow....
I feel so powerful I control Wether your comment has 999 likes or 1k 😈😈😈😈😈
liam miles No man should have all that power
Fun fact: the phrase 'Mexican standoff' is often associated with extreme escalation of conflict through mutual threats of three or more parties even though its original meaning was de-escalation of conflict by mutual recognition that nobody could win. Also, the original meaning didn't even require more than two parties.
😒
Cool, that's something I'll look into
To be obnoxious though I'd Saya they did de escalate the conflict to draw it all out with chalk and then had a seperate conflict where they all died
I am only reaching for fun
@@GodofLovers 🙄
@@GodofLovers I know I was enjoying the moment of the skit until I read this😆
mexican standoff predates the formation of mexico
“Some Asian came into this Alley way, had some blueberry pie and, then killed himself”. Great description. I love it
“Then he put the gun over there to make it look like the gun killed the pie” 😂😂😂
Did you just get here son!!!
I watched this a couple of years ago and I have to say, it's still fucking amazing.
I made a list of all the possible plot twists in this!
1. Cortez has a gun
2. Sniper trained on Cortez
3. Unmanned drone trained on sniper
4. Hacker takes over unmanned drone
5. Hacker’s wife kidnapped
6. Hacker’s wife just filed for divorce
7. Cortez concludes marriage is stable
8. Agent’s had an affair with hacker’s wife for 6 months
9. Agent is on Cortez’ side
10. Asian knew Agent was dirty all along
11. Second sniper trained on Agent
12. Third sniper trained on Asian
13. Agent knew Asian knew all along
14. Asian knew Agent knew he knew all along all along
15. Cortez is a sleeper agent
16. Cortez is on Asian’s side
17. Cortez is investigating Asian for corruption
18. Asian is Blueberries/Cortez
19. Cortez is Asian
20. Agent is a gun
21. Agent doesn’t believe he is a gun
22. Plan is they all kill each other, mmm whatcha say style
23. Cortez was wearing a bulletproof vest
24. Agent deflates and turns out to actually be a gun
25. Gun was at Blueberry’s daughter’s wedding
26. Blueberry trusted Gun
27. Cortez is a literal blueberry pie
28. Asian was the only human the entire time
29. This is a law and Order parody
30. Cops assume Asian killed himself then moved the guns
31. Cop drinks coffee through his nose
32. This is set in Wizard City
Jennifer Lamont didnt even realize he drank through his nose
33: it’s a TV show called ‘Law & Order: Wizard City.’
@@LNIGHTREELS That's number 29
I sense your intelligence
oKaleb 1 he doesn’t drink it through his nose it’s just a big mug lmao
*_”well I knew that you knew that I knew all along, all along, all along.”_*
Death note be like
@@okaberintarou6757 lol it really is like that.
@@markzambelli1010 Exactly 😂😂😂😂😄😂
@@okaberintarou6757 I hate how you sum up death note ... but your right
Well I knew about it all along, all along. You: All along? Me: *ALL ALONG!*
This is the definition of "I'm 4 parallel universe ahead of you."
But i knew that you were 4 parallel universes ahead of me, which is why i was actually moving 8 parallel universes ahead of you!
@@MasterJunior93 ah yes but I had known you were 8 parallel universe ahead so I wnet to 16 different universe ahead of you
@@no-xp7mx nice try, but i anticipated your involvement, which is why you were chasing one of my after images, while i was going 32 parallel universes ahead of you.
@@MasterJunior93 haha I never noticed so when you said those words I knew I had to go back in time ho to 64 parallel universe ahead of you
@@no-xp7mx did you honestly believe that i wouldn't anticipate time travel? I was the one who developed the technology, and when i finished, i went back in time to tell my past self to move 128 parallel universes ahead of everyone!!
I love the detail that the second sniper also suddenly betrays Freddie and it’s never mentioned. I like to think there are several more layers of this that we don’t even see.
I figured out, that it's not possible, because he said: "hacker's wife"
Why isn't it possible?
@@nateds7326 because hackers are tiny virgins in their mom's basement
You sweet summer child
Noriam Rostsap he was making a joke on the video game cheaters, who are called hackers.
@@brianlam5847 p p.s.
@@simonakatsman974 maybe she didnt knew he was a hacker and then filed for divorce?
I've watched this several times and put a lot of thought into it. People, there is no answer, there is no plot, and there is no logic whatsoever. Truly, nothing makes any sense at all. There is no point in trying.
It's just another wild night...in Wizard City.
It's just...he's a GUN!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ah sort of like Christopher Nolan movies.
its TV no point in trying to begin with
they are making fun of those movies that have so many twists it's rerarted
The cop’s explanation never fails to crack me up 😂 after he kills himself, he moves the gun way over there to make it look like the gun killed the pie
yea a transformation spell that worked after he died.
[Ackchyually] It is rather common to include simple, fast, thaumatological post-mortem scripts for _unexpected_ terminations on sleeper agents.
The Contingency spell is definitely a thing
ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
⬆️
It’s even better when you realize he is “The Law” from VGHS
What a classic, remember watching this in middle school. I’m 22 now
Fun fact: the snipers are still wondering what happened till this day.
The sniper's wife is still in the basement
@@zatzu You mean hacker´s wife xD
@@rjofusetsudzin8011 shush! Pretend I wrote it right
@@zatzu Ha..hahahaha! You're both wrong! I think. Am I wrong?
@@duncanweirleech8368 WE'RE wrong. No one was ever right all along!
You know you have true American blood if your secretly a gun
*You're
Xominus yare
I would change it but I don’t really want to
@Dylan Guevarra the real Brits that settled were killed by the rebels that are now our founding fathers
ZimmB22 it’s sad this kid got 600 likes when he can’t even spell you’re
4:00 he should have said, you son of a gun. missed opportunity...
Sad
They probably thought of it...
@@user-ky6sr5ub3g I highly doubt that.
But I’m actually a brownie *gets shot*
I was thinking of that too😂
I love how the police speculate that he killed himself THEN placed the gun to look like it shot the pie.
M. Night Shyamalan: I've never been so proud in my life.
Don't drink and film
Nice comment steal.
Fav line:
Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!
Totally the best part! "RAHCK SAHLID"!!!
7 lines actually
That whole section was just one double cross after another and it was all beautiful
That's what u think I been hitting that 4 6 monthd
ةن
"You Dirty gun" is one of my favouite lines ever spoken.
JDS-Reviews yup same here
how dARE YOU
mine is "you cry like a little girl" LOL
Guns don’t kill people, they kill blue berry pies
@@obsidian741 like a little gun*
I used to watch this channel when i was ten years old,now I'm 18 😂❤ nostalgia
4:33 i love how he says he killed himself THEN he put the gun over there.
to make it look like the gun killed the pie^^
@@ErikanimationsJust another wild night in Wizard City
@Erikanimations wait so is the gun dead?
@@corinthiansdaniels3728 yes, gun was wounded
That's just what it's like in Wizard City, man, I don't know what to tell you.
"I knew you knew I knew all along all along all along."
I still use this quote in my day to day life.
47 million views is still way too low for this absolute masterpiece.
Yeah SURE you do.
it's like opening and closing brackets in algebra
2:05 I love how he goes “NO! That’s impossible!”
As if anything else beforehand was remotely believable
It's especially funny since he knew the other guy had to be in disguise, unless he assumed the other guy was his identical twin posing as him.
😂😂
Yay this channel is still up! Mau it forever be a part of Internet history
"Killed himself, then he put the gun over there..."
I see no flaw in logic there.
this was a joke this whole video IS... idk why you didnt get it
Just another day in wizard city...
neodarkend I don’t see any logic on how a gun can walk or how someone can become a pie. So your point?
@@rameenraymond8819 smh my head, smh my head.
@@mintywolf272 shaking my head my head, shaking my head my head.
The delivery from Freddie at 1:12 on the "all along, all along, ALL ALONG" was always my favorite part from this skit.
I’m still lost but I just believe that the plot makes sense lol
Definitely channeling Nic Cage there
Definitely reminds me of his acting in VGHS
Has nothing to do with the horror movie freddie..
I spit out my cereal laughing 😅😅😅
Aliens: Are Humans Ready to initiate contact
*sees this video*
aliens: Seems like they surpassed a long time ago
😂😂😂😂😂 they aliens are no longer ready for us
Those aliens think we passed ready... Until they see kanye west in the "i love it" video. Then they say: "mayyybe not..."
@@holliday4u2luv then the other alien starts dancing cos the song is lyrical genius and were back at "humans are superior"
Tf i just read 😂😂😂
@@holliday4u2luv the truth. Lil pump is genius above our comprehension
I always come back to this video. 9 years. Absolutely crazy haha
"...who's double-crossing themselves while dressed as each other."
Huma Abedin and AOC
Sounds like some weird sex thing...
;D ;D ;D
"you were at my daughters wedding"
"You son of a bitch. I TRUSTED YOU!"
that one cracked me up
Baby blueberry pie's wedding....
That 21 jump street reference
But there's one thing you should know about me... i'm actually a blueberry p-
Every Mission Impossible in a nutshell.
Underrated comment
😂
It’s been years since I’ve seen this and I’m so glad I stumbled on it again 😂
This is a death note as an episode of black mirror directed by m night shyamalan level of plot twistery here
Thales Anastácio I feel like not even he would think of this many twists at once
Legend has it the plot never stopped twisting
lee the gun rips off its mask and is actually human
The sniper who killed the gun in the end actually planned all of this to kill the gun, but he disguised as a hired sniper to get the perfect shot.
Director : give me a script
Writer : *gives this*
Director: perfection
Yes.
Keep it at 666 likes I wanna like it but can't
11 years later and still better then book of boba fett
Am I the only one who would totally watch "Law and Order: Wizard City" if it were an actual thing?
Nope
yassssss
it is a real thing. but now you know too much
aims gun at Aiden
Not so fast. (Aims gun at Timothy's back)
Because Aiden is not AIden. The real AIden is me.
not so fast Aiden aka Hb Gru aka lionsroar aka ....steven
*Confusion increased to 100*
Natsuki buffsuki
Get back in your TXT file.
Plot Twist 100
*_I L L U S I O N 1 0 0_*
**《N A N I 100》**
Killed himself then placed the gun to make it seem as if the gun killed the pie? Sounds legit.
@@CheeKiatTeo he ate a piece of blueberry pie first, then suicided in the torso
anything can happen in Wizard City
**BURP** MORTY
I thought I wrote this then realized it's another Morty smith
Morty Smith what planet u from? I’m c-157
11 years late but I needed this in my life
Can this be a full series, cause I would watch the shit out of a law and order parody working on absurd cases where the fact is stranger than the fiction
Furry's Gaming ya its called “ Death Note”
Joshua Folh no death note actually has a line of logic to it though
Are we not going to mention that the officer said, "Asian guy killed himself and THEN he put the gun over there..."
A Very Playable Character that is exactly what I mean, it makes no sense and it’s amazing
We have tons of it
Just search super villans vs super cops
Or cid
I wonder how the snipers and hacker reacted about this whole thing?
I bet they could make ten more episodes showing similar things happening to them
Noped out when they started pulling disguises off.
“...I’m still getting paid, right?”
Don't start
I don't think they care as long as they are paid.
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Zeta The Sixth becuse ofcourse it is
If it was then this is the best he's ever done
Way better than the last Airbender
Turns put it's actually directed by M. Night. Shulman
oh my god it just keeps getting crazier, i love it
My intellect has increased by ten trillion by the end of this video.
Elko I swear
So tell me, what is the meaning of life?
Bob Bobson Sorry sir I require Ten Trillion and one more intellect to answer that one.
@@sleet2487 quick watch the video again
Alexander Ticonuwu Affirmative chief.
"You were a gun for a second" always makes it tough for me to breathe. 🤣
Bro can you explain that part of the joke?
@@rodduke2040 He was a gun for a second.
@@yezzerexyziruis210He is a human. being :(
@@rodduke2040 Keegan turned into a gun for a second.
@@rodduke2040 what is there to explain?
"I've been hitting that the whole time."
"Nice"
*Sniper shoots both of them*
It was the hackers wife that been getting banged
@@skylerbarninger1696 the hacker will tell the sniper to kill them
Which sniper? I counted three(one came unannounced)
"No one fucks my brothers wife. NO ONE!"
Nah would made the plot twist boring
That 5 minutes was more enjoyable and better written than anything Hollywood has produced over the last 10/15 years.
8 months?