Key & Peele - Black Ice

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  6 лет назад +3019

    Subscribe to the new Key & Peele RUclips channel for all the classics as well as new-to-RUclips sketches: ruclips.net/channel/UCdN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ

    • @calvinjohnson1372
      @calvinjohnson1372 6 лет назад +12

      Yeah

    • @mafty_x
      @mafty_x 6 лет назад +8

      Why now?

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 5 лет назад +7

      You should have done this a long time ago, but who cares I'm in, I love Key and Peele

    • @risbroman1
      @risbroman1 5 лет назад +2

      @@calvinjohnson1372 your gay

    • @calvinjohnson1372
      @calvinjohnson1372 5 лет назад +3

      @@risbroman1 your daddy lesbian

  • @stxlaxPP
    @stxlaxPP 4 года назад +14687

    “That sounds EXACTLY like something black ice would do” lol his delivery was perfect

  • @rathergenericproductions2123
    @rathergenericproductions2123 4 года назад +25929

    "Practically robbed me of my balance." EXPERT WRITING

    • @TheTastyMarmot
      @TheTastyMarmot 4 года назад +366

      I didn’t catch this the first couple times I watched it and as soon as I caught on I went to look for a comment on it lol

    • @correctthatfilthygrammar
      @correctthatfilthygrammar 4 года назад +88

      I agree. That was perfect.

    • @creativestudio5761
      @creativestudio5761 4 года назад +280

      For people that didn't understand, she meant that she almost slipped when she stepped on ice and lost "balance"

    • @raulh5457
      @raulh5457 3 года назад +75

      @@creativestudio5761 who doesn't understand it wtf, this comment made me think there was a deeper meaning but no

    • @creativestudio5761
      @creativestudio5761 3 года назад +56

      @@raulh5457 Honestly, I didn't understand it the first few times. When I did realize it, I just wrote this comment if someone else also didn't understand. And no, there is no deeper meaning. It's key and peele

  • @almightysaber5426
    @almightysaber5426 Год назад +8233

    The black ice cube animation always gets me 😂😂

    • @drick2480
      @drick2480 Год назад +57

      The best part lol

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 Год назад +127

      i like to think the graphic is what started it, they already knew something was up but the graphic confirmed it

    • @indisummers4385
      @indisummers4385 Год назад +8

      I saved it 😂

    • @MeteorTesh
      @MeteorTesh Год назад +19

      I had it as my whatsapp pic for a while years ago 😂

    • @Mayhap34
      @Mayhap34 11 месяцев назад +43

      the gold tooth LOL

  • @ezergill1094
    @ezergill1094 2 года назад +4171

    It’s a tradition to come back & watch this every year when the weather gets rough

    • @PDXadrenaline
      @PDXadrenaline Год назад +7

      Hahaha we're snowed in portland

    • @indisummers4385
      @indisummers4385 Год назад +1

      Same!

    • @smoothlyrough512
      @smoothlyrough512 Год назад +10

      When the black ice unexpectedly shows up?

    • @surginichi7522
      @surginichi7522 Год назад +11

      We just had highway signs in NY to beware of black ice. 😂

    • @acevvvedo
      @acevvvedo 11 месяцев назад +9

      Any time I see “black ice” mentioned in the news, I come find this.

  • @iinferno2010
    @iinferno2010 3 года назад +3791

    The part that always gets me is Peele trying his best not to say black ice and instead says "hazardous driving conditions" - gets me every time. LOVE IT

    • @AlphaRie0
      @AlphaRie0 Год назад +46

      @@YaksenPushMongowho hurt you?

    • @Dextline
      @Dextline Год назад +3

      They talked like this on Danish radio and I had one of those moments where I just laughed to myself for no apparent reason to the colleagues beside me.

    • @Fifsom
      @Fifsom 10 месяцев назад

      now i know who peele is and who key is.

  • @internetdinosaur8810
    @internetdinosaur8810 8 лет назад +43746

    I lost my crap when I saw the Black Ice logo.

    • @toowiefop3937
      @toowiefop3937 8 лет назад +323

      me to lmao

    • @107043
      @107043 8 лет назад +123

      Internet Dinosaur me too

    • @akumoth8357
      @akumoth8357 8 лет назад +180

      did you find it

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 8 лет назад +562

      did you lost it or the black ice logo stole it?

    • @derangedtoast4954
      @derangedtoast4954 7 лет назад +23

      lol

  • @priMa.Customs
    @priMa.Customs 5 лет назад +15420

    “Walking away from an ATM and black ice Robbed me of my balance”
    😂😂

    • @mustofaakmal7493
      @mustofaakmal7493 5 лет назад +657

      Ouch! Thats sounds exactly something black ice would do!

    • @chunkychuck
      @chunkychuck 5 лет назад +147

      She said "ATM machine" >.

    • @hello54541
      @hello54541 5 лет назад +76

      We all seen the video, we heard what she said, dont be begging for likes now

    • @omniminokyo2
      @omniminokyo2 5 лет назад +31

      ρɾιMα• balance as in foothold or account balance

    • @danieltaylor1145
      @danieltaylor1145 5 лет назад +5

      I wanna kms noe

  • @typical-g6w
    @typical-g6w 2 года назад +1382

    Love how Peele uses the phrase "Hazardous Driving Condition" in order to avoid conflict

  • @moonshane.
    @moonshane. 3 года назад +17214

    As an asian I'm kinda glad they didn't bother to mention about them yellow snow

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 года назад +2511

      Talk about piss-poor conditions lol

    • @Blackwind_Legacy
      @Blackwind_Legacy 3 года назад +316

      These comments deserve more likes.

    • @vinnyvidivici
      @vinnyvidivici 3 года назад +337

      Don’t eat the yellow snow.

    • @ericktellez7632
      @ericktellez7632 3 года назад +164

      Or Brown Ice or a Caravan of Snow heading into the southern border...

    • @AyberkYaman
      @AyberkYaman 3 года назад +12

      @@vinnyvidivici niceee witcher

  • @appledinger1121
    @appledinger1121 3 года назад +12425

    "Practically robbed me out of my balance"
    That's smart

    • @abdulmuqsit7568
      @abdulmuqsit7568 3 года назад +249

      I just now understood it in the context of her slipping

    • @alfisyahr
      @alfisyahr 3 года назад +206

      Can also means balance as in her atm balance

    • @catinthehat5140
      @catinthehat5140 3 года назад +70

      Took me years to figure that out

    • @real_lampcap
      @real_lampcap 3 года назад +19

      Ikr that was an amazing line

    • @SpicyTake
      @SpicyTake 2 года назад +11

      It took me 8 years to get that joke xD

  • @danieljuncos244
    @danieljuncos244 5 лет назад +4507

    “... robbed me of my balance.” Just got that. Hilarious.

    •  5 лет назад +102

      jajja didn't get it at first its has double meaning she could be talking about her standing balance or atm balance that's hilarious

    • @eyedontbowlempress7643
      @eyedontbowlempress7643 5 лет назад +4

      Lmmfao

    • @ricque2331
      @ricque2331 5 лет назад +29

      I just caught that after watching this skit countless amount of times

    • @balafama2120
      @balafama2120 5 лет назад +5

      just caught it now .lmao

    • @williambernardbrown
      @williambernardbrown 5 лет назад +8

      That sound just like something black ice would do because you didn't give black ice it's #REPARATIONS

  • @ADBProductions_
    @ADBProductions_ 10 месяцев назад +812

    2:49 I just realized this is a play on the Malcolm X quote "We didn't land on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on us" these writers are geniuses

    • @gujwdhufjijjpo9740
      @gujwdhufjijjpo9740 8 месяцев назад +24

      Pretty sure that’s a Cole Porter quote from the 1930s.

    • @fivl_official
      @fivl_official 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@gujwdhufjijjpo9740 Pretty sure it's Methodman from the movie How High

    • @TheTenthClass
      @TheTenthClass 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@gujwdhufjijjpo9740”instead of landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock would land on them”

    • @RebelPride1993
      @RebelPride1993 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@TheTenthClass Anything goes!

  • @jhhwild
    @jhhwild 5 лет назад +33764

    I think the correct terminology is ice of color.

    • @JohnnyElRed
      @JohnnyElRed 5 лет назад +1069

      It wasn't African-american ice?

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 5 лет назад +882

      @@JohnnyElRed Ice of color is more inclusive to dark ice of various shades.

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 5 лет назад +420

      @@TheGourdKing I dare not say the I-word.

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 5 лет назад +396

      @@openaardvark419 I think it's "icers" and it's their word! Only ice of color can use it. Or at least don't say it with the hard "er", say it like "ica please".

    • @memeokere5278
      @memeokere5278 5 лет назад +36

      Genius

  • @brycewoodford7174
    @brycewoodford7174 4 года назад +5022

    I lost it at “oppressive white snow”

    • @coastthemost2971
      @coastthemost2971 3 года назад +51

      His delivery on that was perfect 😂

    • @derrickcox4233
      @derrickcox4233 3 года назад +11

      or...Snow White?

    • @StreetHierarchy
      @StreetHierarchy 3 года назад +59

      "...making it hard for ALL people...to advance!" 😂😂😂 the way he says it is so accurate!

    • @mrb2643
      @mrb2643 3 года назад +8

      I want to have a White Wedding, few weeks after Black Friday, perhaps a white Christmas yeah marry the Black sheep of the family...

    • @dirsta7
      @dirsta7 3 года назад +1

      You got the name of my old supervisor at a cable company

  • @jamal153
    @jamal153 4 года назад +5515

    That atm joke has got to be one of the best jokes of all time

    • @teru797
      @teru797 4 года назад +212

      Despite the fact that Black Ice only represents 13% of the total ice on the road, it is responsible for nearly 50% of the total car accident deaths. This is why we worry more about black ice than white snow.

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff 3 года назад +122

      @@teru797
      Oh boy. The blur between totally memeing around in your reply and being a 13/50 dude is too much for me to tell which side you’re falling on

    • @teru797
      @teru797 3 года назад +18

      @@Kyle_Schaff You say that as if 13/50 has no truth to it. It's not exactly 50, more so 40 something but do you think all groups do things at equal rates?

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff 3 года назад +104

      @@teru797
      Sorry, should have been more clear. A “13/50 dude” isn’t someone who acknowledges that statistic. It’s someone who makes wild extrapolations from that number, doesn’t care about anything that may have influenced that number, doesn’t care about what that number influences from there, doesn’t want to talk about solutions or hasn’t cared to think about it, and generally just says it because they want to sound like they’re only coming from an innocent place of cold, hard facts when they really just want to say that they don’t like black people. Basically, someone who just says 13/50 and that’s the end of it. I hope I’m making sense

    • @teru797
      @teru797 3 года назад +21

      @@Kyle_Schaff Oh yes thank you for thinking to clarify. I certainly believe there is a combination of factors that lead to the disproportionate homicide rate. Some people just see it and get irrationally angry.

  • @Leftyice
    @Leftyice 10 месяцев назад +162

    “Perfectly safe neighborhood can be suddenly terrorized by the appearance of black ice” almost made me legit choke 😂😂😂

  • @Shadow-minion
    @Shadow-minion 5 лет назад +8752

    First time me seeing key and peele on the same side.😂😂

    • @lemon93
      @lemon93 5 лет назад +143

      Dem terries

    • @Jakez1lla-_-
      @Jakez1lla-_- 5 лет назад +5

      Same

    • @wayne9005
      @wayne9005 5 лет назад +116

      The one where they say biiiiiiitch alot

    • @Jakez1lla-_-
      @Jakez1lla-_- 5 лет назад +1

      Master of code 101 yeah

    • @cheaptrail9941
      @cheaptrail9941 5 лет назад +9

      Well, I think you should dig more of their video.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 3 года назад +4338

    The Black Ice Cube with a red hat and a gold tooth with an evil smile was it for me, absolutely hilarious!!!

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 3 года назад +20

      @Killjoy Kahuna yes it was, I laughed out loud!! I take it you’re looking for a reason to call me a racist? Well, you’re not gonna find that here bud. I absolutely LOVE all colors, races, genders, flavors. You name it, I love it!!!

    • @jeromesavagescorpionking6520
      @jeromesavagescorpionking6520 3 года назад +6

      I said the same thing 😅they crazy

    • @xinyster18
      @xinyster18 3 года назад +2

      🤣😂 same

    • @gravethebeyond
      @gravethebeyond 3 года назад +2

      Me too. ^_^

    • @dallaswood4117
      @dallaswood4117 3 года назад +2

      Yep so funny that’s whAt set the weatherman and field reporter off lol

  • @hex3845
    @hex3845 4 года назад +7780

    2020: Racial tension explodes
    You tube: It's time, let's recommend this.

    • @thecamp2000
      @thecamp2000 4 года назад +22

      youtube does have a feeling for irony. but good for me, I didn't know them befor

    • @anonymouse6890
      @anonymouse6890 4 года назад +5

      in RUclips those are bots and AI algorithms that give you recommendation based on your internet history on youtube. You rarely ever have contact with an actual human employee, as most of their employees are now internet based and even 100% automated. The load of customer bullshet especially in this third-world country, already tipped over.
      Now everyone non-black is against white, me included. Fuck the racist ones. BUT STIL There are many lovely and extremlely adorable "white" southern women in the US that are genuinely compassionate and empathetic with black . Some even consider certain immigrants(asian types) as superior and beautifully exotic/ cool (think greater persia/s. asia)compared to herself(she describes herself as a hopeless trashy meth addict who even gets turned down by drug dealers"
      basically moral of the story is we are all indivualds, and each and eeryone one of us is going to live and die ALONE. Yes ALONE, Imagine yourself in a far country away from parents with almost zero cultural experience or knowledge. If even in a prominent clan of India like sushant singh rajpu.
      NRIs,foreigners, are the most civlized group in Manipal. They should be treated with utmost respects so they can share the lovely hospitality of the space X crew around and outside the space apparatus

    • @projectxii9020
      @projectxii9020 4 года назад +20

      Black ice matters

    • @Nothingfoo90z
      @Nothingfoo90z 4 года назад +1

      I actually searched for this

    • @lukewalker3965
      @lukewalker3965 4 года назад

      Hex can we not freaking talk abt this crap rn

  • @jeriwilliams5131
    @jeriwilliams5131 Год назад +472

    "Black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice!!" DONE!!!!! 😂😂😂

    • @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909
      @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909 10 месяцев назад +7

      Preach 🙌

    • @loadapish
      @loadapish 8 месяцев назад +1

      Doesnt make sense and not funny but ok

    • @jeriwilliams5131
      @jeriwilliams5131 8 месяцев назад +11

      Sorry @loadapish, you obviously don't get the reference

    • @raginbakin1430
      @raginbakin1430 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@loadapishit’s a reference to a malcolm X quote…

    • @WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry
      @WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry 6 месяцев назад +2

      Not really, it was more like black ice captured black ice, and traded it to white ice for commodities. White ice couldn't even enter Africa because of local diseases. So white ice only came to the coast to trade. Whatever went on inside Africa was the doing of other black ice.

  • @lucymachin6697
    @lucymachin6697 4 года назад +12575

    Most unrealistic part of this is how fast everyone responds to each other.

    • @TsdsxSansTSSunStone
      @TsdsxSansTSSunStone 4 года назад +45

      Lol true

    • @danialadam8695
      @danialadam8695 4 года назад +96

      @@pressureworks u clearly missed the joke man dont ruin it

    • @timax4114
      @timax4114 4 года назад +6

      @@pressureworks you did miss a joke

    • @Phoenix6942-7
      @Phoenix6942-7 4 года назад +3

      @@timax4114 oh, damn it. I wanted to see what they said

    • @timax4114
      @timax4114 4 года назад

      @@Phoenix6942-7 sorry, i can't remember

  • @tjl2836
    @tjl2836 4 года назад +4148

    "I was at the ATM when black ice robbed me of *my balance* "

    • @astein1187
      @astein1187 4 года назад +154

      That part was the best joke ever heard.

    • @Hatemx1
      @Hatemx1 4 года назад +30

      Oooooooh that's a good one.

    • @hidajetsejdic4270
      @hidajetsejdic4270 4 года назад +8

      No subtext what so ever...

    • @user-nq8ku3gb1z
      @user-nq8ku3gb1z 4 года назад +11

      That's a bar

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 4 года назад +39

      Was "balance" a pun and was also meaning her bank balance?

  • @Haulinoat
    @Haulinoat 7 лет назад +5050

    "black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice"
    DEAD

  • @mikey2time484
    @mikey2time484 2 года назад +230

    Literally just watched a news cast that was talking about deadly, dangerous black ice and I had to come here and rewatch. This skit is comedy gold and all the parallels from ice to people is just too real. 👌

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 4 года назад +16696

    "Black Ice didn't ask to be there, it's a product of its environment"
    I like how that one is literally, scientifically true.

    • @TostaStrudel
      @TostaStrudel 4 года назад +123

      Literally or literally

    • @TostaStrudel
      @TostaStrudel 4 года назад +78

      Because I literally have to literally know

    • @teru797
      @teru797 4 года назад +646

      Despite the fact that Black Ice only represents 13% of the total ice on the road, it is responsible for nearly 50% of the total car accident deaths. This is why we worry more about black ice than white snow.

    • @oiseowemiaghomon7181
      @oiseowemiaghomon7181 4 года назад +498

      @@teru797 true, but you gotta consider the fact that white ice problems are under reported, especially when it comes to minor infractions (violent crime).

    • @huso5591
      @huso5591 4 года назад +99

      @@oiseowemiaghomon7181 you mean violent effects on traffic and the people’s daily lives?

  • @voidsnakes281
    @voidsnakes281 3 года назад +3744

    That woman reporter’s smile makes this amazing

  • @Idkjustyet
    @Idkjustyet 5 лет назад +4781

    “Well thank u very much, brother Darren” 😂

  • @originalunoriginal4055
    @originalunoriginal4055 Год назад +186

    I love how Isaac the 'Weatherman' and Darren the Field Reporter from Channel Seventeen banded together and didn't need to discuss anything amongs themselves.
    And somehow through the use of their telepathic powers, they both made an agreement to represent and stick up for "Black Ice" 😄😄😄

    • @user-pi1lb4tf2f
      @user-pi1lb4tf2f 11 месяцев назад +18

      well they got the shining you know

  • @AvatarCritic
    @AvatarCritic 5 лет назад +2763

    The female reporter looks like she could be the daughter of Ben and Leslie from Parks and Rec

    • @tenmangaming
      @tenmangaming 5 лет назад +27

      Omg

    • @NotShiv
      @NotShiv 4 года назад +15

      Literally had the same thought and checked to see if someone commented it yet

    • @debicadude
      @debicadude 4 года назад +13

      oh sweet Jesus, thats on point

    • @marcocarretero4190
      @marcocarretero4190 4 года назад +8

      Oh damn! You right!

    • @ArkarNaron
      @ArkarNaron 4 года назад +2

      And with the personality of Jeremey Jamm

  • @HDA_III
    @HDA_III 4 года назад +4252

    “Brother Darren” killed me 😂

    • @florinangelo6851
      @florinangelo6851 4 года назад +15

      I was wanting to wrote that one

    • @tell-it7649
      @tell-it7649 4 года назад +3

      Loooooolz 😭😭😭

    • @APTos45
      @APTos45 4 года назад +4

      Straight up kilt me. 😂😂

    • @LukeTheGhostKiller
      @LukeTheGhostKiller 4 года назад +9

      Ohhhh _HA LEH LOOOOOO YUH!!!!_

    • @Dennis213100
      @Dennis213100 4 года назад +3

      How can you possibly think that is more funny than the black ice thug picture.

  • @HockeyPwnsBaseball
    @HockeyPwnsBaseball 8 лет назад +3447

    "The city is being controlled by lots of oppressive _white snow_, making it hard for _all_ people to advance!" - Fucking genius. Of all the great K&P sketches, this is one of my favorites.

    • @QDUB26
      @QDUB26 8 лет назад +152

      Yes that joke and the clever word play when she says she was at the ATM and was robbed of her balance by black ice are absolute genius lol

    • @salmansengul
      @salmansengul 8 лет назад +22

      black ice ruined my life!

    • @nuux1560
      @nuux1560 8 лет назад +18

      Those words in italics, would have been better in *bold* for emphasis in my opinion.

    • @sickwitit1835
      @sickwitit1835 8 лет назад +45

      I died when I heard "Robbed of my balance" lmao jesus

    • @Spongedani16
      @Spongedani16 8 лет назад +1

      HockeyPwnsBaseball It was beautiful😂

  • @rileyfoster4794
    @rileyfoster4794 2 года назад +90

    I lkust fell on black ice and even before the pain set in this sketch hit my mind

    • @shadefalcon8237
      @shadefalcon8237 2 года назад +6

      Same, it robbed me of my balance and Immediately had to watch this again 😂.

    • @KyleGD
      @KyleGD 4 месяца назад

      ohho

  • @somu.22
    @somu.22 4 года назад +2348

    When he said "well, thank you very much, Brother *DARREN* 😂

    • @HamboneyGamezYT
      @HamboneyGamezYT 3 года назад +21

      Did you notice the eye twitch from peele

    • @tamla9875
      @tamla9875 3 года назад +2

      What does that mean? I still dnt understand that part

    • @trippy8644
      @trippy8644 3 года назад +14

      @@tamla9875 some male african american people call their male friends that are also african american "brother" then their name.

    • @tamla9875
      @tamla9875 3 года назад +1

      @@trippy8644 yea wt abt Darren?

    • @trippy8644
      @trippy8644 3 года назад +5

      @@tamla9875 That was the reporters name…

  • @jaboonewman1333
    @jaboonewman1333 8 лет назад +2648

    "Well thank you very much, BROTHER Darren" This fucking killed me😂😂

    • @check5000
      @check5000 7 лет назад +7

      Jaboo Newman it was on after he said that

    • @markhill8817
      @markhill8817 7 лет назад +9

      Not to mention black ice sounds a bit like black guys

    • @bobbydrake5937
      @bobbydrake5937 7 лет назад +1

      Jaboo Newman Bro I cried 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @loudring6247
      @loudring6247 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yo I'm weak 🤣

  • @mpho438
    @mpho438 2 года назад +1178

    "Last night i was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an ATM, when black ice snuck up on me , and practically robbed me of my balance" . As an African guy , I laughed so hard at this. I have enjoyed key and Peele over the years, much love from South Africa.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 11 месяцев назад

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    • @MrOpen2012
      @MrOpen2012 10 месяцев назад +2

      As a North Korean guy, I laughed so hard at this.

    • @Scoopalook
      @Scoopalook 10 месяцев назад +3

      As a white woman, i cried

    • @hilariohernandez
      @hilariohernandez 4 месяца назад +1

      Why mention a perfectly safe neighborhood?
      😂

  • @brieannaspears3416
    @brieannaspears3416 8 лет назад +1664

    " black ice snuck up on me and pratically robbed me of my balance " 😂😂😂

    • @seph9980
      @seph9980 7 лет назад +15

      It's triple times funnier when you've studied accountancy.

    • @abuzzedwhaler7949
      @abuzzedwhaler7949 7 лет назад +4

      YOU ALSO WATCHED THE VIDEO?!

    • @TheNewTomboy
      @TheNewTomboy 6 лет назад +1

      At the atm machine 😂

    • @soko9984
      @soko9984 5 лет назад +6

      That picture of the ice cube with backwards hat and gold tooth, then the shot of the weather guy like “ what the fuck” had my ass rolling 😂💀

    • @RatedSupreme
      @RatedSupreme 5 лет назад +2

      Ouch that’ sounds exactly like something black ice would do 😂

  • @TardRepellent
    @TardRepellent 5 лет назад +13453

    I love how they cast the perfect white people for these roles

    • @cossackhistorian7425
      @cossackhistorian7425 5 лет назад +182

      Perfect because they’re fellow white people

    • @GorramT
      @GorramT 5 лет назад +412

      The girl was with them on madtv

    • @dadong8010
      @dadong8010 4 года назад +104

      Thats normal white people what are you talking about 😂😂😂

    • @jakedizzle
      @jakedizzle 4 года назад +9

      Jimothy Snooker I think the girl is on SNL now.

    • @vthyaga
      @vthyaga 4 года назад +83

      Just the name Marcy Whitchurch is *chefs kiss*

  • @hanschristiananderson1
    @hanschristiananderson1 5 лет назад +4206

    "And as you can see right nOW, the city is being controlled by lots of *oppressive* _white_ snow"

    • @feuerwehrff
      @feuerwehrff 5 лет назад +19

      I lost it there :D

    • @macgyverade
      @macgyverade 5 лет назад +20

      The way he cracked his voice 😂😂😂

    • @kristinesmart24
      @kristinesmart24 5 лет назад +5

      That's really good

    • @jaz9677
      @jaz9677 5 лет назад +17

      I mean he’s not wrong haha 😂

    • @tylertrii9865
      @tylertrii9865 5 лет назад

      Minnie no he is pretty wrong😂

  • @Drekal684
    @Drekal684 6 месяцев назад +11

    What's especially funny is that the reason black ice is dangerous is specifically because it's actually a coating of (clear) glaze ice on a typically black surface. Thus it's harder to see than white ice, and has a smoother surface. That's what makes it seem slippier than white ice - it's the combination of those two factors. There is no chemical difference between black ice and white ice.
    So that's yet another layer to the joke that everyone can read into however they want.

  • @fernandorodriguez876
    @fernandorodriguez876 9 лет назад +2374

    the black ice logo killed me

    • @raffycaparas353
      @raffycaparas353 9 лет назад +3

      hahahaha

    • @SLPpanthers42
      @SLPpanthers42 9 лет назад +63

      Then it stole your wallet lmao

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 9 лет назад +13

      and then it takes your bike

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 9 лет назад +19

      and also your balance

    • @brikimbran
      @brikimbran 9 лет назад +2

      😅😅😅😅

  • @arukakirigiri5055
    @arukakirigiri5055 8 лет назад +3847

    0:44 dat black ice logo killed me.

    • @kokujin
      @kokujin 8 лет назад +1

      Lmfao sad. Hilarity. America smh

    • @f.b.evince7508
      @f.b.evince7508 8 лет назад +113

      thank u very much ..brother Darren

    • @normandyangel
      @normandyangel 8 лет назад +33

      yeah it had a backwards cap on.😀😂😂 #blackiceisthuglife

    • @jaceenthorpe5014
      @jaceenthorpe5014 8 лет назад

      Aruka Kirigiri that shit the geek 😂

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 8 лет назад +6

      Aruka Kirigiri i said it first asswipe

  • @ChubbsRN
    @ChubbsRN 7 лет назад +7568

    "oppressive white snow" ROFL

    • @Sultan-yy7si
      @Sultan-yy7si 7 лет назад +27

      ''oppressive jhon snow''

    • @abuzzedwhaler7949
      @abuzzedwhaler7949 7 лет назад +3

      YOU ALSO WATCHED THE VIDEO?!

    • @feedmeimhungry7543
      @feedmeimhungry7543 6 лет назад +13

      Mayer Yedid fuck the white snow

    • @jackpharrell9740
      @jackpharrell9740 6 лет назад

      Mayer Yedid my like just you you to 3k

    • @2gunsalute
      @2gunsalute 6 лет назад +1

      Mayer Yedid I'm not racist......but wth why black people I mean, white aren't bad, but black ice? Put orange people next time!

  • @randomguy2809
    @randomguy2809 Год назад +55

    The black ice animation with a gold tooth 😂

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 5 лет назад +1907

    "Thank you very much, Brotha Daren." 😂😂😂

    • @rolandixor
      @rolandixor 5 лет назад +16

      THE FACE!!!

    • @DaVontae12T
      @DaVontae12T 5 лет назад +13

      In fact blk ice didn't ask to come here, it's a product of its environment..
      WhoOoooOOOOOOO HALLELUJAH 😂😂😂💯💯✊

    • @elsalvaje6209
      @elsalvaje6209 5 лет назад

      I like how the women on RUclips comment the shit that's actually funny and important but everybody else (don't know if they are man or woman) just comment on irrelevant parts.

    • @jimothyjimothy1
      @jimothyjimothy1 5 лет назад +2

      @@elsalvaje6209 Women be commenting some stupid shit too. Gender probably doesn't play a big role in RUclips comments

    • @John-kf7lh
      @John-kf7lh 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you very much BRUVA, Daren💀😂😂😂😂

  • @dwightemorgan4367
    @dwightemorgan4367 8 лет назад +3093

    " black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice !!! ".

    • @AMAZINSNYM
      @AMAZINSNYM 8 лет назад +56

      Dwight D Facilitator. Wooooo amen!

    • @tsoliot5913
      @tsoliot5913 8 лет назад +44

      yes that was said

    • @daday8735
      @daday8735 8 лет назад +11

      Dwight D Facilitator. Whooooo AMEN

    • @River2384
      @River2384 7 лет назад +28

      I read your comment right as the guy was saying it! Awesome!!

    • @Colinmchapman
      @Colinmchapman 7 лет назад +4

      D Facilitator weird! So did I!!!

  • @prettysmart9025
    @prettysmart9025 5 лет назад +1904

    Black ice didn’t land on the road, the road landed on black ice 😂 😂

  • @micahisonYT
    @micahisonYT Год назад +8

    That thumbs up the reporter gives is timed fantastically

  • @JasonYoast
    @JasonYoast 6 лет назад +2455

    This is genius writing ...

    • @RisingPurpose9941
      @RisingPurpose9941 6 лет назад +5

      This message is the message people should be open to hearing ..this was excellently done. This is some intense spiritual knowledge right here #woke #awaken

    • @SideEffectsmusic
      @SideEffectsmusic 6 лет назад +2

      Meh lol.

    • @sal9801
      @sal9801 6 лет назад +2

      Nicolette Graham just enjoy he vid don’t say woke

    • @chukkie_chukkie
      @chukkie_chukkie 6 лет назад +2

      Yes is good funny time in the stomach.

    • @chukkie_chukkie
      @chukkie_chukkie 6 лет назад

      @@The_Jim I had written a letter of approval to their agent. Now im just gunna burn it.

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 4 года назад +667

    I love the sudden solidarity with his black coworker with that "Brother Darren"

  • @RJCHOICE
    @RJCHOICE 5 лет назад +1193

    the double entendre of "Black Ice spoken fast sounds like "Black Guys", and the ATM "Robbed me of my Balance" word play is top notch writing on display.

    • @cdavid2200
      @cdavid2200 5 лет назад +34

      Oh my god I didn't even understand the robbed me of my balance, that's so good

    • @YaNoAwantoMas
      @YaNoAwantoMas 5 лет назад +17

      Is it just me or are black ice a little slow to get jokes?

    • @RJCHOICE
      @RJCHOICE 5 лет назад +4

      @@YaNoAwantoMas
      Just the corny ones

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 5 лет назад +8

      "Black ice is a product of it's environment"
      "Black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice"
      There's clever wordplay through this skit, some people are just slow though.

    • @zachstorm97
      @zachstorm97 5 лет назад +1

      The city is being controlled by lots of oppressive white snow sounds like a gentrification issue

  • @kianodoganofficial
    @kianodoganofficial 2 года назад +18

    I want to have a "Black ice cube" t-shirt so much but the world is not ready 😄

  • @GooniesNeverSayDie1980
    @GooniesNeverSayDie1980 5 лет назад +2368

    “White Snow creates Black Ice....”
    “Black Ice is a product of White Snow....”

    • @ooze1982
      @ooze1982 5 лет назад +62

      I can make that white snow into yellow snow 😋

    • @garretttaylor4560
      @garretttaylor4560 5 лет назад +8

      IoTheKingOfGames LMAO

    • @krrrruptidsoless
      @krrrruptidsoless 5 лет назад +6

      Don't tell them.
      It's all they have is to say black ice was the first ice on the planet
      If they heard white snow was first......🤷
      They wouldn't know whether to grab a shovel or a bag of calcium chloride....which is white and is almost the best black ice melter if mixed with beet juice

    • @williambernardbrown
      @williambernardbrown 5 лет назад +22

      White snow was given to poor communities by the government to make the black ice seem more dangerous than where the white snow lives

    • @ExtraterrestrialAI
      @ExtraterrestrialAI 5 лет назад +8

      🤣 yall taking this wayyy to serious! Are we even stil talking about the weather?!

  • @lukago677
    @lukago677 9 лет назад +725

    omg, the black ice stole my balance...damn these writers are good lol

    • @kobron1559
      @kobron1559 9 лет назад +42

      Robbed me of my balance** get it right lol

    • @Th3EpicGamer
      @Th3EpicGamer 9 лет назад

      TRUMP 2016

    • @crystal2862
      @crystal2862 9 лет назад +1

      +Lu Kago I thought it would say "virginity".

    • @nawarmehjabin5533
      @nawarmehjabin5533 9 лет назад

      +Lu Kago i dont get it...wha?

    • @Bibliofish
      @Bibliofish 9 лет назад +6

      +Madame Dubois It's a pun based on balance as in her ATM balance ('robbed' me of my balance) and literal balance (slipping)

  • @Mike-mc3ty
    @Mike-mc3ty 5 лет назад +18216

    Imagine someone completely unfamiliar with American racial problems watching this

    • @TeamTops
      @TeamTops 5 лет назад +954

      me.. It was so... weird

    • @RJ-ll6gl
      @RJ-ll6gl 5 лет назад +85

      Mike meee!

    • @petersmith9254
      @petersmith9254 5 лет назад +202

      Mike bkack get blame for everything in other countries too

    • @carrotcake6572
      @carrotcake6572 5 лет назад +421

      Pjiggy they have a general idea, but the joke isn’t really that funny unless you have a total understanding of the cultural context. It’s hard for foreigners to really get it, and vice versa

    • @Pjiggy
      @Pjiggy 5 лет назад +111

      @@carrotcake6572 There are always specific nuances but certain things are universal.

  • @nomenestomen3452
    @nomenestomen3452 10 месяцев назад +11

    The ending was the black icing on the cake. 😂

  • @matte3348
    @matte3348 5 лет назад +1689

    “That sounds exactly like something black ice would do”😂😂

    • @Frankybroadcast
      @Frankybroadcast 5 лет назад +7

      My favorite line. I lost it there. 🤣😂

    • @EgoX369
      @EgoX369 5 лет назад +2

      I would've been so shook bruh 💀 Tf u mean by that

    • @leobrad2199
      @leobrad2199 5 лет назад

      Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa

  • @ColdBloodedProd
    @ColdBloodedProd 7 лет назад +1102

    “Robbed me of my balance” lmao too good

  • @AGElite87
    @AGElite87 6 лет назад +511

    That blonde woman perfectly played her role genius writing!

    • @yomammasboo713
      @yomammasboo713 5 лет назад +4

      She had a legendary scene with Keegan back in the old school MadTV days.

    • @xavierblanc5670
      @xavierblanc5670 5 лет назад +1

      Genius acting*, then.
      And I do agree, the duo acting as anchors are doing great.

    • @AdaPoop
      @AdaPoop Месяц назад

      Arden Myrin. She was on MadTV too.

  • @justinwalker5742
    @justinwalker5742 2 года назад +25

    Robbed me of my.....balance.
    Amazing.

  • @Cheers.-
    @Cheers.- 9 лет назад +547

    "Black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed. Me. Of. My. Balance."
    I'm dying :'))

    • @kobron1559
      @kobron1559 9 лет назад +2

      She was going overboard for sure lol and she emphasized for a reason

    • @Cheers.-
      @Cheers.- 9 лет назад

      ***** Would you like fries with your prejudices? :)

    • @maximillhunter7635
      @maximillhunter7635 9 лет назад +4

      +Channie's 여자친구 ♥ if you think about it, black ice will sneak up on you and steal your balance when your walking but that's not a problem, all she needed to do is go to foot locker and get some cooler new balance. problem solved.

    • @Cheers.-
      @Cheers.- 9 лет назад +2

      ***** whaaat omg this is the most beautiful misunderstanding of a joke ever.

    • @sumptingfrickedd
      @sumptingfrickedd 9 лет назад +1

      +Cheers! 나는 너의 여자친구 ♥ Just damn classic! Made me fell off my chair, LOL!

  • @anakmalaysiasatubangsa1846
    @anakmalaysiasatubangsa1846 6 лет назад +1439

    Robbed me off my balance... Too good

    • @demonvictim
      @demonvictim 6 лет назад +18

      The more you read that joke the funnier it gets especially after the atm comment

    • @thinblacknoodles
      @thinblacknoodles 6 лет назад +1

      😫🤣🤣

    • @tvjjerome
      @tvjjerome 6 лет назад +1

      Sonny J didn’t even realize haha

    • @iamhexoronii
      @iamhexoronii 5 лет назад +14

      It suppose to be a double meaning right ? Like balance “fall “ and balance “ account balance from the atm” ? Lmao

  • @Plee92
    @Plee92 5 лет назад +7333

    Black ice isn't even black. Its transparent. The damn black road is black lol

    • @dgray7537
      @dgray7537 5 лет назад +215

      The same reason; blackmail, black list, blackballed, blackjacked, and blackface all start with black. No one knows.

    • @nate8854
      @nate8854 5 лет назад +136

      @@dgray7537 Well the word black has a historically negative connotation

    • @scdipper8649
      @scdipper8649 5 лет назад +118

      ​@@nate8854 actually blackmail comes from medieval times when essentially free-lance horse-back jousters would put up their chainmail (typically black in color) as their entrance fee for a tournament, where the winner would often resell the chainmail he'd just won to the loser at a higher price.

    • @nate8854
      @nate8854 5 лет назад +57

      @@scdipper8649 That sounds like something black people would do

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 5 лет назад +64

      @@scdipper8649, that's a terrible folk etymology. Not only is it factually inaccurate (chain mail is steel, so if well maintained it's light gray), but gambling and extortion are two very different things. The "mail" of blackmail is actually a middle English word meaning tribute.

  • @johnnymccraze
    @johnnymccraze Месяц назад +1

    I love that they included the detail of the time on the clock in the lower left corner actually increases as the skit goes on.

  • @Thephysiqueconsultants
    @Thephysiqueconsultants 7 лет назад +2854

    I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood . Minding my business leaving an atm when black ice snuck up and nearly robbed me ...of my balance

    • @RudeAdmin
      @RudeAdmin 6 лет назад +71

      bernard graham
      Now I get it

    • @cherishaamiyah
      @cherishaamiyah 6 лет назад +3

      bernard graham 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Gorbgorbenson
      @Gorbgorbenson 6 лет назад +4

      Atm machine.*

    • @lightsab4675
      @lightsab4675 6 лет назад +16

      +Gorb Gorbinson Automated Teller Machine machine?

    • @polay1073
      @polay1073 6 лет назад +15

      Oh shit balance...... as in like gymnastics and as in money🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @darkcoffeebean7299
    @darkcoffeebean7299 5 лет назад +719

    “Last night, I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an atm machine, when black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed me of my balance.” LMFAO

    • @knews1555
      @knews1555 5 лет назад +3

      Dark Coffee Bean lol

    • @Kiing_g
      @Kiing_g 5 лет назад +21

      “that’s sounds exactly like something black ice would do”

    • @odgarig8601
      @odgarig8601 5 лет назад

      @@Kiing_g *that

  • @rukawa23gold
    @rukawa23gold 5 лет назад +881

    The Malcom X speech. "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. The Plymouth rock landed on us." Damn, so well integrated into this skit!!!!!!

  • @Skoora
    @Skoora Год назад +21

    Chapelle gets all the legend status (and he is awesome) but I think Key and Peele created one of the funniest Sketch shows of all time. The variety in it is fantastic and it’s very rewatchable. I would say it’s actually more consistent than Chapelle show. Plus some of the sketches just crushed in production value.

    • @gadget00
      @gadget00 7 месяцев назад +1

      the show has lasted a lot more also; enough time to hone and perfect their material I guess. many of their sketches are absolute classics at this point (like this one LOL)

    • @taothekoraenchanter1503
      @taothekoraenchanter1503 Месяц назад

      Both shows were funny but key and peele had more variety and lasted much longer

  • @NickAntonyan
    @NickAntonyan 7 лет назад +14356

    Isn't it nice when people can have a sense of humor instead of being offended by everything! Haha Love Key & Peele!

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 7 лет назад +63

      I agree

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 7 лет назад +30

      Nick Antonyan It is very nice

    • @dragonsin349
      @dragonsin349 7 лет назад +219

      Go tell that to blacklivesmatter and the feminists.

    • @ElectronicsForFun
      @ElectronicsForFun 7 лет назад +72

      this aired just before the political/racial division got to be as strong as it is now.

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 6 лет назад +34

      Electronics For Fun This was back when people could say offensive jokes and wouldnt be castrated for it.

  • @furiousstyles23
    @furiousstyles23 8 лет назад +434

    "Thank-you very much, BROTHA DARREN"

  • @abrahamhagos7714
    @abrahamhagos7714 8 лет назад +2215

    Thank you very much..............................................BROTHER DARREN

    • @nyakorkojok9617
      @nyakorkojok9617 7 лет назад +2

      malcom x reference..

    • @DreyContre
      @DreyContre 6 лет назад +1

      Dw i gotchu

    • @JackDManheim
      @JackDManheim 6 лет назад

      Fieldy HD,
      No. You have to use funny quotes.
      And it's closer to 2k

    • @n0where189
      @n0where189 6 лет назад +1

      Fieldy HD well you're close. You have 500 times less than your goal.

  • @PhilipOmamo-sw1ic
    @PhilipOmamo-sw1ic Год назад +9

    "Brother Darren" 😂 I'm dying here, man.

  • @elunorepuestos9419
    @elunorepuestos9419 4 года назад +4109

    As a Latino I feel so relieved that they didn't talk about brown ice.

    • @hendryang5890
      @hendryang5890 4 года назад +78

      stop giving them idea lol

    • @residentidiot9694
      @residentidiot9694 4 года назад +129

      Or yellow ice....Asian......pee.....🤔💀🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿👀👀👀

    • @KronStaro
      @KronStaro 4 года назад +56

      "brown rice"

    • @KronStaro
      @KronStaro 4 года назад +14

      @@residentidiot9694 yellow rice

    • @gazpachopolice7211
      @gazpachopolice7211 4 года назад +26

      Ugh. No thanks for giving me the idea that Brown ice may just be a euphemism for frozen poop.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 9 лет назад +1940

    "Last night, I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an ATM machine, when black ice just snuck up on me, and practically ROBBED ME OF MY BALANCE!"

    • @dieseldown
      @dieseldown 9 лет назад +72

      That sounds exactly what black ice would do!

    • @anynamewilldo7776
      @anynamewilldo7776 9 лет назад +42

      +Shawn E That part killed me. Puns and racism, wow.

    • @MPdaGOAT
      @MPdaGOAT 8 лет назад +8

      +Montesama314 Thank you we understand spoken english

    • @westbrick690
      @westbrick690 8 лет назад +1

      Ohh I get it

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 8 лет назад +4

      +DerpyNub FTW what is it? like balance as in balance that make her fall and balance as in money stored in banks?

  • @jmbmntis
    @jmbmntis 8 лет назад +519

    that ending 10/10

  • @vijayanand6650
    @vijayanand6650 2 месяца назад +21

    2:11 “Why do people say ATM machine? The M stands for Machine.”
    Edit: -Miles Morales
    Since no one seems to get the reference.

    • @paolothorpe1461
      @paolothorpe1461 Месяц назад

      Common mistake

    • @thatswhatshesaid3126
      @thatswhatshesaid3126 18 дней назад

      RAS syndrome, where RAS stands for redundant acronym syndrome (making the phrase "RAS syndrome" autological) is the redundant use of one or more of the words that make up an acronym in conjunction with the abbreviated form. This means, in effect, repeating one or more words from the acronym. For example: PIN number (expanding to personal identification number number) and ATM machine (expanding to automated teller machine machine).

    • @Unknechter
      @Unknechter 16 дней назад

      Because it sounds better

    • @vijayanand6650
      @vijayanand6650 16 дней назад

      @ I was just quoting Across the Spiderverse. Hence the quotation marks. Guess I should have added that it was by Miles Morales. I just thought more people would get it.

    • @Unknechter
      @Unknechter 16 дней назад

      @@vijayanand6650 Whoopsie doopsies

  • @interferon4800
    @interferon4800 5 лет назад +2391

    I'm not prejudiced. I hate all colors of ice on the road equally.

  • @wittafa
    @wittafa 4 года назад +340

    Wtf the black ice had his hat to the back with a gold tooth 😂😂😂😂

    • @beasty1725
      @beasty1725 4 года назад +9

      wittafa and the graffiti writing had me dead 😂

  • @CalvinGeorgeSisyphus
    @CalvinGeorgeSisyphus 10 лет назад +7369

    Key and Peele are intellectual trolls.

  • @heathermetz3974
    @heathermetz3974 2 года назад +13

    1:06 “Due to ‘Hazardous Driving Conditions’”

  • @carineviva1852
    @carineviva1852 6 лет назад +801

    OPRESSIVE WHITE SNOW LMFAO I CAAAAAAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EvsPersonal
    @EvsPersonal 7 лет назад +1383

    "Last night I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood walking away from an ATM machine when black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed me of my balance."
    Whoever made up that line is a fucking geniusss. the double meaning works so well.
    Who caught the last balance part too?
    balance = money
    balance = stabilization

    • @Xialoh
      @Xialoh 7 лет назад +54

      lmao, I only caught it after reading the line again there.

    • @kingdohe
      @kingdohe 7 лет назад +2

      IT DOES!

    • @juancalzada2703
      @juancalzada2703 7 лет назад

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @W0TAN
      @W0TAN 7 лет назад +11

      Evs And the obvious "black ice" sounding like "black guys"

    • @NotMe47294
      @NotMe47294 7 лет назад +8

      Evs no shit Sherlock.

  • @SseriousGgamer3
    @SseriousGgamer3 4 года назад +490

    Those news anchors are actually really good actors 😂

    • @starlifter_vignt9264
      @starlifter_vignt9264 4 года назад +4

      Yea I feel like they had a harder time “acting” like they were racist than Key and Peele did. Mostly because Key and Peele are already used to being racially criticized. And the white reporters aren’t.

    • @BOOFY8691
      @BOOFY8691 3 года назад +26

      @@starlifter_vignt9264 Why did you write "acting" sarcastically? They were literally acting, and are in fact most likely not racist.

    • @kushlungs3367
      @kushlungs3367 3 года назад +2

      @@BOOFY8691 Shut up, Kid.

    • @harassedcrab6924
      @harassedcrab6924 3 года назад +16

      @@kushlungs3367 bitch stfu, the fact that ur callin him a kid prolly means ur a kid who just felt like they had to say somethin. Like what the hell all the person said was that the actors aren’t racist, u blind or just a dumbass?

    • @davidstephens820
      @davidstephens820 3 года назад +1

      The lady on the left just played in a netflix series I watched. I knew she was from somewhere and then I remembered

  • @j-dawg4774
    @j-dawg4774 Месяц назад +3

    2:21 Nobody else gonna talk about how this dude blinks nonstop?

  • @davidscott3528
    @davidscott3528 5 лет назад +630

    “Black Ice never asked to be here”

    • @john-mi1ud
      @john-mi1ud 5 лет назад +19

      thank you brother David !))))))))))

    • @mateusz5872
      @mateusz5872 5 лет назад +7

      they should blame white snow for it, black ice's brothers that stayed in africa are surely living better life

    • @triproad386
      @triproad386 5 лет назад +2

      @@mateusz5872 with the help of we Chinese people, the africans' living is surely better and better.

    • @nahomtilahun4383
      @nahomtilahun4383 5 лет назад +4

      Mateusz IF you guys didn’t come and made everything shity Africa could have way beter than you imagin!! Fact!!

    • @davidscott3528
      @davidscott3528 5 лет назад

      Nahom Tilahun lmao I’m sorry my parents are Russian!

  • @aj123456789101000
    @aj123456789101000 8 лет назад +108

    Key's "Oooh Halleluuujaaahhh" always kills me.

  • @RootedHat
    @RootedHat 6 лет назад +7313

    "black ice" sounds like "black guys" if said fast
    thatsthejoke.jpg

  • @filysss
    @filysss Месяц назад +18

    Does anyone know the song at 3:07? Every time I hear it, it sounds very familiar with something else, but I can't tell what it is. Any suggestions?

    • @ElGaby323
      @ElGaby323 Месяц назад +13

      You might be talking about “Dream On” by Aerosmith. Lmk if it’s the song you’re thinking of.

    • @LaidBackGolf
      @LaidBackGolf Месяц назад +2

      Lose yourself- eminem

    • @filysss
      @filysss Месяц назад

      @@ElGaby323 that's very similar, but it's not what I'm looking for. Still thank you a lot ahaha

    • @Dave38458
      @Dave38458 Месяц назад

      Rick and Morty

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 26 дней назад

      try dont close your eyes ~ kix?

  • @stardude3396
    @stardude3396 3 года назад +260

    the way he looks left and right after saying the road landed on black ice, hes's thinking "wtf did i just say??"

    • @ralphralpherson9441
      @ralphralpherson9441 3 года назад +20

      Its a line from a very famous Malcolm X speech. Remove black ice and insert "Plymouth Rock". Talkin bout slavery.

    • @papabird4425
      @papabird4425 2 года назад

      @@ralphralpherson9441 you beat me to it

    • @ralphralpherson9441
      @ralphralpherson9441 2 года назад

      @@papabird4425 😁😁

  • @pastorjimmyrlee
    @pastorjimmyrlee 3 года назад +293

    “Robbed me of my balance”!! So funny but then mind blown realizing not only the wordplay on “robbed” but also on “balance” (she was at an ATM/bank balance)! GENIUS!!

    • @LegendInThaMakin
      @LegendInThaMakin 3 года назад +9

      Duh.

    • @pastorjimmyrlee
      @pastorjimmyrlee 3 года назад +24

      @@LegendInThaMakin Ah, the friendly, respectful, witty banter of the internet strikes again. 👍🏼

    • @RetroVzqz9313
      @RetroVzqz9313 3 года назад +3

      Congrats, here 🍪

    • @pastorjimmyrlee
      @pastorjimmyrlee 3 года назад +2

      @@RetroVzqz9313 oh dang my favorite!

    • @BE4STINESS
      @BE4STINESS 3 года назад +10

      The whole sketch is a worldplay, saying "black ice" quickly makes it sound like "black guys".

  • @abdirahmaanahmed8685
    @abdirahmaanahmed8685 6 лет назад +3351

    thanks brother Daren
    😅😅😅

  • @Omsmitten
    @Omsmitten 10 месяцев назад +4

    The MOMENT they started preaching, I was just waiting for the Malcolm X Plymouth Rock reference.😂

  • @LevCallahan
    @LevCallahan 8 лет назад +1082

    In case anyone's wondering: Black ice (also known as "clear ice") is a thin coating of ice that's transparent, known for the danger it causes from being invisible, as opposed to opaque snow. It's known as "black" since roads can be seen through, making it appear black in color.

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 8 лет назад +30

      we have a captain here

    • @1nkatha
      @1nkatha 8 лет назад +12

      +No Body where I come from it's an alcoholic beverage.

    • @kurikuraconkuritas
      @kurikuraconkuritas 8 лет назад +36

      I actually didn't know that.

    • @neilbaptist6962
      @neilbaptist6962 8 лет назад +40

      * You're
      I'm sorry...Feel bad doing it after you were so informative...

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 8 лет назад +8

      Neil Baptist we have a grammer nazi here (I know, the spelling was intended)

  • @hatimzeineddine8723
    @hatimzeineddine8723 3 года назад +226

    I love the last line, it really helps make the sketch a 10/10

    • @BigstickNick
      @BigstickNick 11 месяцев назад

      That’s a family guy approach..dance around it obviously enough, then eventually just say it.

  • @MatthewCoast
    @MatthewCoast 2 года назад +310

    "It's frightening even to say... black ice" Haha

  • @nerdlord314
    @nerdlord314 15 дней назад +5

    2:11 Automated teller machine machine

  • @fairyblu6929
    @fairyblu6929 3 года назад +495

    Key's expression at 0:51 gets me every time. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RemzyXO
    @RemzyXO 4 года назад +95

    Bro when they switched to Peele and he was like, "Yeaaaaaaaaah uh..." I died

  • @saccharineDEATH
    @saccharineDEATH 8 лет назад +112

    i love how key and peele invite their former mad tv costars on their show.

  • @DanielJava_
    @DanielJava_ 2 года назад +70

    This Is Gold 😂😂😂