Key & Peele - Das Negros

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 лет назад +6893

    Subscribe to the new Key & Peele RUclips channel for all the classics as well as new-to-RUclips sketches: ruclips.net/channel/UCdN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ

    • @sanjayw9878
      @sanjayw9878 5 лет назад +22

      Comedy Central its cool that comedy Central is helping and promoting their youtube channel

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 5 лет назад +6

      well I guess ill be that guy.... that shorter black man has big ole lips. i guess I didn't notice untill he was in white face. the tall guy legit looks white. let the liberal screeching begin.

    • @meowfox5953
      @meowfox5953 5 лет назад +5

      Comedy Central lol the first guy to talk sounds like the dog from some movie I think it was Peabody and Sherman I think

    • @jfoti8078
      @jfoti8078 5 лет назад +10

      Remember when people had a shit storm when someone did black face as a joke? Some even lost their jobs for even talking about it. What a double standard. Hilarious skit though. 😂

    • @jansibr8528
      @jansibr8528 5 лет назад +5

      *demonatization*

  • @XRavenHunt
    @XRavenHunt 5 лет назад +159485

    These three white actors are awesome. Key and Peele did good job on the casting.

    • @andusz5518
      @andusz5518 5 лет назад +8248

      Dude what are you stupid? It's clear they are both black. They played with the cat toy.

    • @tristanhvh6488
      @tristanhvh6488 5 лет назад +3189

      Andusz r/wooosh

    • @ѕтяѕву
      @ѕтяѕву 5 лет назад +2675

      @Blahrose r/Woooosh
      I said the fisrt woooosh why do i have less likes 🙂💔

    • @andusz5518
      @andusz5518 5 лет назад +4794

      @@tristanhvh6488 r/woosh

    • @andusz5518
      @andusz5518 5 лет назад +1283

      @@playaab4826 you are right, I should have made a joke about that...

  • @Buddha23Fett
    @Buddha23Fett 3 года назад +65135

    As a German. I got to say he really nailed the uniform. It’s just like my grandpa’s.

  • @qwerty683100
    @qwerty683100 5 лет назад +10144

    The Nazi officer visited a lot of houses, leaving his gloves, a plate of beet, and cat toy at every house he visited.

    • @idunnowhatimdoin
      @idunnowhatimdoin 5 лет назад +213

      My OCD feels acknowledged.

    • @Fr0st7
      @Fr0st7 5 лет назад +66

      but.. wasnt this the last house?

    • @lloyd355
      @lloyd355 5 лет назад +139

      So, hes like a shitty santa?

    • @Demon-cs3hc
      @Demon-cs3hc 5 лет назад +15

      When people live that on your house it means that they site on sandwatch in the dark

    • @zachall101
      @zachall101 5 лет назад +36

      qwerty683100 his pockets must be like the inside of the tardis..... how much does he have in his pockets to be leaving that stuff in every house he searches.... 😆

  • @sleepingjun
    @sleepingjun Год назад +10561

    "It's very scientific. Like when we throw the beans up against the homosexuals to see if the beans explode." just caught me off guard and how serious he said it 💀

    • @rebekahlikesmusic2723
      @rebekahlikesmusic2723 Год назад +90

      I died 😂💀💯

    • @rentonthurston3904
      @rentonthurston3904 Год назад +90

      I think it’s the funniest part 😂 so random

    • @HighSpeedForLives
      @HighSpeedForLives 9 месяцев назад +83

      They also measured human heads, naziscience.

    • @Itsdalon_toyou
      @Itsdalon_toyou 9 месяцев назад +82

      I can confirm that beans do explode against people like me.

    • @Oysterwang
      @Oysterwang 9 месяцев назад +15

      I came here for this! I was like….wait did I hear that correctly? Beans? Lol

  • @zer0_cool
    @zer0_cool 4 года назад +16838

    "And that, son, is why we are a black family named Schnitzelnazi"

    • @anup8703
      @anup8703 4 года назад +104

      Haha great 🤣

    • @connorapurcell
      @connorapurcell 4 года назад +111

      if this type of comedy is permitted, no-one should have a problem with blackface. No-one who isn't racist, that is.

    • @dr.danburritoman1293
      @dr.danburritoman1293 4 года назад +149

      @@connorapurcell That seems fair to me. However, I think there are a lot of reasonable people who dislike blackface, due to the TON of anti-black propoganda that used to be spread while people would do it. I mean it may be fine now but the history is quite horrible. I see what ur saying tho, I'm fairly neutral on that topic.

    • @connorapurcell
      @connorapurcell 4 года назад +41

      @@dr.danburritoman1293 they can dislike it all they want, but calling for people to be fired, 'cancelled', shunned, etc. for blackface is absurd, especially when whiteface is permitted and considered amusing.

    • @dr.danburritoman1293
      @dr.danburritoman1293 4 года назад +29

      @@connorapurcell Well, some people are offended by whiteface too but I guess taht makes sense.

  • @lassebastholm3000
    @lassebastholm3000 4 года назад +11433

    This is the opening to Inglourious Basterds on acid

    • @xy-fb8jo
      @xy-fb8jo 4 года назад +31

      Lasse Bastholm 😂😂😂

    • @etheReal6780
      @etheReal6780 4 года назад +133

      Duuuuuuude I was just thinking that!! Lmaoooo, I just watched Inglorious Basterds like a week ago and I just saw that

    • @jaredmorgan6209
      @jaredmorgan6209 4 года назад +92

      “The negro hunter” lmfao

    • @lassebastholm3000
      @lassebastholm3000 4 года назад +2

      @@jaredmorgan6209 haha good one

    • @screwthenet
      @screwthenet 4 года назад +12

      NOT so much acid as weak mushrooms in orange juice.

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 4 года назад +8120

    Haven’t been keeping up with Modern Family. Things took a dark turn

    • @sauron8838
      @sauron8838 4 года назад +438

      This is newly colorized evidence of the identity of Phil's grandfather, Filip Dunphelheimer, a famed nazi magician.

    • @feellikepablo
      @feellikepablo 4 года назад +199

      Yeah..., In season 8 Phil quit his real estate and became a White Supremacist.

    • @lost422011
      @lost422011 3 года назад +8

      😀

    • @Garfieldhao
      @Garfieldhao 3 года назад +4

      LFAO

    • @jayannenimoh6114
      @jayannenimoh6114 3 года назад +5

      😂😂

  • @greatestfactvideos
    @greatestfactvideos 8 месяцев назад +5740

    Baronhelmut Schnitzlenazi sounds like a man who fears nothing.

    • @germanautoguys6537
      @germanautoguys6537 7 месяцев назад +107

      Baron Helmut* baron is a title.

    • @fmilton20
      @fmilton20 6 месяцев назад +82

      He's kin to the Dusseldorf Schnitzlenazi's after all. Fearless people.

    • @endlessfreedomful
      @endlessfreedomful 6 месяцев назад +5

      like someone who really loves climbing mountains.

    • @moamber1
      @moamber1 6 месяцев назад +10

      It's Schnitzelnazi. Old 4chan meme, btw.

    • @robertruiz4744
      @robertruiz4744 5 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂

  • @mitchellgeorge6031
    @mitchellgeorge6031 3 года назад +25667

    Phil Dunphy really took “if you ain’t white, you ain’t right” to heart

    • @sjccopyeditor885
      @sjccopyeditor885 3 года назад +187

      Well, the actor, Ty Burell, does have black ancestry!

    • @theowlasiczuk368
      @theowlasiczuk368 3 года назад +735

      @@sjccopyeditor885 you didn't watched modern family, don't you?

    • @realinsurancegal
      @realinsurancegal 3 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @zakrowe1301
      @zakrowe1301 3 года назад +143

      😂😂😂 one of the most underrated scenes of the show

    • @theunvlogchannel792
      @theunvlogchannel792 3 года назад +48

      modern family deep cut

  • @filipecampos6236
    @filipecampos6236 4 года назад +17928

    I'm going to tell my children that this is a tarantino movie

    • @bruhmoment-yc5zg
      @bruhmoment-yc5zg 4 года назад +517

      I was thinking of Inglorious Basterds when I watched this lol

    • @morris2408
      @morris2408 4 года назад +280

      Not enough feet

    • @bruhmoment-yc5zg
      @bruhmoment-yc5zg 4 года назад +57

      @@morris2408 facts

    • @clydenolet736
      @clydenolet736 4 года назад +7

      You would

    • @eddgrs9193
      @eddgrs9193 4 года назад +122

      I think Tarantino would correctly name it "Die Negros" .
      "Das Negros" triggers my inner grammar Nazi.

  • @rino9190
    @rino9190 5 лет назад +5101

    "Thank you gentlemen"
    "AINT NO THANG"

  • @hoovesandpawsanimalrescue
    @hoovesandpawsanimalrescue Год назад +3276

    Ty Burrell absolutely nails 100% of this, from the accent to the subtleties of acting he’s hilarious!

    • @BlackDorakyura
      @BlackDorakyura 6 месяцев назад +19

      Not really he ain't no Hans Landa, he should've just put a bucket of KFC. That would be spot on.

    • @amauryliscak3938
      @amauryliscak3938 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@BlackDorakyura Not really no, in fact his name was prononced wrong in the first sentence. "mewler" lol.

    • @ulissesbon
      @ulissesbon 6 месяцев назад +54

      ​​@@BlackDorakyurabrother, this is a tv skit, not the Oscar nominee and winner Inglourious Basterds
      Calm tf down man

    • @Leonbobway
      @Leonbobway 6 месяцев назад

      According to the one drop rule, Ty Burrell is black. His grandmother escaped slavery.

    • @AvalanchesAreCool
      @AvalanchesAreCool 5 месяцев назад +1

      He said the n-word though.

  • @perborgman9895
    @perborgman9895 4 года назад +10877

    But why doesn't he react to two men apparently living together? He didn't throw a can of beans at them even once!

    • @benschwartz7588
      @benschwartz7588 4 года назад +129

      Because they both escaped a prison together

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 4 года назад +360

      @@benschwartz7588 if he knew that they would be in prison

    • @STLCODPS3123
      @STLCODPS3123 4 года назад +78

      Per Borgman you know what they say about some nazis ;)

    • @BK-uy9nj
      @BK-uy9nj 4 года назад +21

      Its not a whole can you idiot

    • @SK-tr1wo
      @SK-tr1wo 4 года назад +24

      Per Borgman shouldve threw kfc

  • @kobeh6185
    @kobeh6185 5 лет назад +25998

    what would have been funnier is if they opened the floorboards and two black dudes came out and said "is he gone"

    • @Bezmenov93
      @Bezmenov93 5 лет назад +3408

      Or two white dudes with black face

    • @SpencerLee97
      @SpencerLee97 5 лет назад +962

      Nah, the cat toy bit is funnier because it subverts expectations. Leave the writing to the professionals.

    • @kriegnes
      @kriegnes 5 лет назад +382

      that exactly what everyone expected to happen

    • @arthurramirez5442
      @arthurramirez5442 5 лет назад +345

      @@SpencerLee97 No that was actually pretty lame

    • @thomasfisher2370
      @thomasfisher2370 5 лет назад +23

      Manilla Ice You are a genius

  • @wamrainc176
    @wamrainc176 2 года назад +12234

    I just adore the fact that they only painted their faces, while their arms are clear as day lol

    • @najmussaqib7055
      @najmussaqib7055 2 года назад +3

      What are you trying to say? They are very obviously white dudes.

    • @wamrainc176
      @wamrainc176 2 года назад +18

      @@najmussaqib7055 yeah you know, your right. I stand corrected

    • @someonerandom704
      @someonerandom704 2 года назад +285

      Works in the coal mines

    • @Agnyaanamdhvamsakah
      @Agnyaanamdhvamsakah 2 года назад +297

      You mean clear as night

    • @silviaoino2648
      @silviaoino2648 2 года назад +115

      Arms? The sides of their heads 😁😁

  • @Naviwolffeweddy
    @Naviwolffeweddy 7 месяцев назад +1880

    Phil’s life took a dark turn when Clair left him 💀

    • @sammbauu814
      @sammbauu814 5 месяцев назад +135

      This is what he meant when he said, "if you ain't white, you ain't right"

    • @kingkillabbr
      @kingkillabbr 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@sammbauu814 😂😂😂😂 nice

    • @SpaceDust_vr
      @SpaceDust_vr 3 месяца назад +5

      Dude😂

    • @RBunny-lol
      @RBunny-lol 3 месяца назад +5

      I thought he looked familiar 😂

    • @User8677-g
      @User8677-g 25 дней назад

      Fr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mars2690
    @mars2690 3 года назад +9817

    Surprised he didn't do the bean test on two dudes living together

    • @sunlit5361
      @sunlit5361 3 года назад +91

      😂😂😂

    • @haterdesaint
      @haterdesaint 3 года назад +19

      What is the bean test

    • @auntmaysumbrella
      @auntmaysumbrella 3 года назад +151

      @@haterdesaint rewatch the video and you’ll see lol

    • @Not_really
      @Not_really 3 года назад +31

      Missed opportunity 😄

    • @nerichavez1269
      @nerichavez1269 3 года назад +7

      @Ramadan Steve that's what it means to be gay

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard 3 года назад +32712

    Ty Burrell is really an incredible actor. The way he is able to alternate between light-hearted and scary took the sketch to another level 👀

    • @sonofsanto
      @sonofsanto 3 года назад +879

      Phil Dunphy

    • @matthiasbachetzky3085
      @matthiasbachetzky3085 3 года назад +570

      If you see the whole time "Phil Dunphy" in him, you cant be scared. :D

    • @manonamission2000
      @manonamission2000 3 года назад +211

      Ty Burrell can be scary...would be great as Ted Bundy

    • @racheddar
      @racheddar 3 года назад +275

      Bro he was just 100% copying Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds

    • @SterlingTate
      @SterlingTate 3 года назад +30

      I found myself clinching my posterior at times.

  • @syn7407
    @syn7407 4 года назад +18892

    Are we going to ignore the fact that he pulled a plate of beets out of thin air

    • @sadstormtrooper
      @sadstormtrooper 4 года назад +1936

      The darkside of racism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

    • @dioelric3032
      @dioelric3032 4 года назад +468

      Have you forgotten that Phil is magician

    • @zrixhi
      @zrixhi 4 года назад +51

      Your pfp, I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @RodriVargasS
      @RodriVargasS 4 года назад +132

      @@sadstormtrooper Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @ufohawk1110
      @ufohawk1110 4 года назад +63

      Are you all dumb, that’s an inherent German trait

  • @donjulio5045
    @donjulio5045 Год назад +848

    *11 years ago...this feels like it just came out*

    • @MosinMan12
      @MosinMan12 6 месяцев назад +11

      12 now

    • @Tarrdidj
      @Tarrdidj 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@MosinMan1213 now

    • @wadiielazzouzi1887
      @wadiielazzouzi1887 6 месяцев назад

      i couldn"t beleive it neither

    • @OldSchool388
      @OldSchool388 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@MosinMan12 12 freaking years and I thought it was new. These guys are awesome

    • @MosinMan12
      @MosinMan12 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@OldSchool388 always have been. Still remember watching CC with my mom on the weekends back then and watching key and peele and South Park

  • @Matthew-qx3dh
    @Matthew-qx3dh 4 года назад +7951

    “My name is Barenhelmuth Schnitzelnazi!”
    *Ah yes, a man of culture.*

  • @ellol8647
    @ellol8647 3 года назад +16418

    That was a great skit, but I am kinda mad that key & Peele weren't there. It's nice to see new faces on the show though.

  • @ElAssoWipo
    @ElAssoWipo 2 года назад +11132

    As a german I can confirm that Schnitzelnazi is indeed a very common german surname

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy Год назад +363

      It’s a tough last name to get dates with in 2023 … but in 1942 it was a 6 layers of wool dropper

    • @ElAssoWipo
      @ElAssoWipo Год назад +109

      @@iamskippy ye its really tough with all the vegetarians and vegans these days

    • @tarkkemalkutay9488
      @tarkkemalkutay9488 Год назад +45

      Our German neighbours has the same surname by the way

    • @quiners9174
      @quiners9174 Год назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 Год назад +1

      What that mean?

  • @maureenchandlerreid7916
    @maureenchandlerreid7916 7 месяцев назад +141

    Wow. I’ve only watched Ty Burrell in modern family. Him playing this role was incredible. Totally believable. The underlying music added to the whole scene as well. Key and peele excellent too. Excellent scene.

  • @EL-tl9xx
    @EL-tl9xx 4 года назад +4233

    The title says "Key and Peele" but Key and Peele are nowhere to be seen in this sketch. At first I got disappointed, but as the sketch got going I was amused and highly entertained...

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 4 года назад +65

      Yea I didn't either. Whose that white dudes? They look funny

    • @RF.243
      @RF.243 4 года назад +15

      Those actors are Key and Peel. SMH Idiots!
      10,000 comments later: r/woooosh

    • @unknownflickz1289
      @unknownflickz1289 4 года назад +10

      @@RF.243 r/woosh

    • @bluetaigax1747
      @bluetaigax1747 4 года назад +5

      @@RF.243 ^ ha! It's the 1st of the 10,000 comments! checkmate

    • @notjesus1941
      @notjesus1941 4 года назад +7

      UnknownFlickZ OMG He SaId ThE fUnNy ReDdIt

  • @Bruna-bn3sq
    @Bruna-bn3sq 4 года назад +24114

    My man hired white actors thinking we wouldn't notice

    • @Michi12
      @Michi12 4 года назад +61

      69 likes nice

    • @derp8184
      @derp8184 4 года назад +48

      169 likes nice

    • @Michi12
      @Michi12 4 года назад +22

      @@derp8184 nice

    • @bonbonS1969
      @bonbonS1969 4 года назад +51

      thats Phil my realtor

    • @brewckle
      @brewckle 4 года назад +56

      jeez someone is gonna get wooshed by someone who thinks reddit is cool

  • @cravensravens
    @cravensravens 2 года назад +4486

    1:27 he just offered them a seat in their own home...what a power move

    • @kingavila7584
      @kingavila7584 2 года назад +135

      *Hans landa ???*
      👀👀👀

    • @Hellheart
      @Hellheart 2 года назад +71

      Yo! For real. I was gonna comment this myself, but I was curious if anyone else noticed. I wanna try this one day, if I get the opportunity.

    • @Rimanda
      @Rimanda 2 года назад +82

      @@Hellheart get a position where others wellbeing is in your hand, and when they messed up on their job, visit their house, thats how you get into situation like this

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy Год назад +3

      A power move❓ …. 🤔
      Oh, like when you see Vanna White at the gym lifting weights 💪🏻 and your black friend says:
      🙎🏽‍♂️🗯️ I’m so tempted to shout “Now that’s some W ____ P _____ even I could get behind.“
      But you have to remind him that’s not Vanna White and you’re both high and sitting inside of a Taco Bell.

    • @Manuel-df6on
      @Manuel-df6on Месяц назад

      Das nennt man leicht unter Druck setzen oder in eine Zwangs Situation bringen auf Deutsch ! aber hier sieht man wie verschieden und trotzdem gleich wir alle miteinander sind trotz Sprachbarriere ! liebe Grüße

  • @fierstein7126
    @fierstein7126 Год назад +708

    I'm a first-generation german jew and I never thought I'd find this kind of gag routine funny, but here we are. key and peele are hilarious and Ty Burrell is surprisingly agile at his role, especially considering how he's usually type-cast as the wholesome 'family man'.

    • @JohnZombi88
      @JohnZombi88 10 месяцев назад +6

      Never seen any of his earlier roles huh?

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p 7 месяцев назад +7

      How are first generation when they exited for a lot of generations in Germany

    • @HankRichard
      @HankRichard 7 месяцев назад +2

      W PFP

    • @w花b
      @w花b 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Bell_plejdo568p first generation just means you came to a country for the first time so today, one could come to Germany and become 1st generation.

    • @DukeRhodes
      @DukeRhodes 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@w花b
      First generation means, born in Germany as a first generation German jew.
      His/her parents are not first generation, they're immigrants to Germany.

  • @unicornsprinkles3277
    @unicornsprinkles3277 5 лет назад +13053

    *Heinrich Leroy Heimer and Baron Helmut Snitzel-nazi*
    Solid names my dudes

    • @FGCounter1
      @FGCounter1 5 лет назад +759

      unicorn sprinkles *Baron Helmut SchnitzelNazi

    • @aeedits8815
      @aeedits8815 5 лет назад +236

      @@FGCounter1 as a german I had to laugh very hard :)

    • @madeleineprice3556
      @madeleineprice3556 5 лет назад +12

      Zhuang Tao I was about to comment this haha

    • @moritzkuhn337
      @moritzkuhn337 5 лет назад +30

      Ich ges erstmal ein snitchel essen

    • @masonmartin8887
      @masonmartin8887 5 лет назад +13

      I thought he was going to say Zemo

  • @turdferguson7112
    @turdferguson7112 4 года назад +10996

    "It's like when we throw zee beans at zee homosexuals."

    • @furimindustries3410
      @furimindustries3410 3 года назад +621

      "To see if zey explode."

    • @guadacoma
      @guadacoma 3 года назад +93

      Well that part is true.

    • @krestus6715
      @krestus6715 3 года назад +23

      wait what it is?

    • @turdferguson7112
      @turdferguson7112 3 года назад +21

      @Caleb Cohan Exactly! You say zee comment, but leave out zee reazons!

    • @guadacoma
      @guadacoma 3 года назад +20

      @Caleb Cohan the exploding beans is so outrageous it’s funny to pretend it’s true.

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 3 года назад +7415

    *high fives the officer*
    "Oh, that's new!"
    Best joke in the skit

  • @Affelabibar
    @Affelabibar 29 дней назад +116

    SmartSchoolBoy9

  • @thegreenestofmachines
    @thegreenestofmachines 4 года назад +6075

    Plot twist the German commander was also a black guy in whiteface

    • @SirSpitsAlotable
      @SirSpitsAlotable 4 года назад +176

      Cannon nose he’s making sure the other black people are aware of their own weaknesses for protection.

    • @tarapita
      @tarapita 4 года назад +29

      True, because there's no such thing as colonel of the SS!

    • @mace8873
      @mace8873 4 года назад +32

      @@tarapita True, but there was Standartenführer, although this Nazi appears to be Obersturmbannführer, which equates to Lieutenant colonel, and he appears to have been awarded the Ritterkreuz des Eisernen Kreuzes mit Eichenlaub (Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves), but for some reason still displays his Kriegsorden des Deutschen Kreuzes (German Cross), I'm not sure that is correct, and the band on his Knight's Cross looks strange, the red stripe is too thin, and it should be worn under the collar. And someone could probably reprimand him for wearing his belt like that as well. But considering how hilarious these guys are, I'll let it slide...;-)

    • @aiai-j7i
      @aiai-j7i 4 года назад +18

      Well, the actor who plays the Commander part is actually of African descent...his great great grandmother was the daughter of a slave and her "owner". It is an incredibly moving story...you can watch it on Finding Your Roots on PBS.

    • @msumode4493
      @msumode4493 4 года назад +2

      Come up with something clever next time, asshole.

  • @jldude84
    @jldude84 3 года назад +6978

    "and I, am Baron Helmut......................Schnitzelnazi"
    I've watched this a dozen times and that pause never ceases to have me in tears.

    • @fabiansuckfull9446
      @fabiansuckfull9446 3 года назад +30

      If you find this funny, may I suggest that you search the Tube for the name Schnitzelnazi? They kinda stole the joke here and didn't pay homage to the original.

    • @DanaBlackCEO
      @DanaBlackCEO 3 года назад +2

      @@fabiansuckfull9446 who?

    • @hansandhispanzerfaust6236
      @hansandhispanzerfaust6236 3 года назад +20

      Its beautiful, the name always have me in tears too

    • @tofubutcher7456
      @tofubutcher7456 3 года назад +133

      @@fabiansuckfull9446 That RPG story is from 2 years ago, this was uploaded on RUclips 8 years ago, and in the story it says, about his name and need to white-face, "if you get the reference I respect you". So character in the rpg story is named after this sketch, not the other way around

    • @2bee103
      @2bee103 3 года назад +24

      @@fabiansuckfull9446 L

  • @JohanKylander
    @JohanKylander 4 года назад +2600

    He pulled that plate of beets outta nowhere.

    • @alex2143
      @alex2143 4 года назад +62

      John Kylander Obviously since he’s while, he can’t drop the beet, so whenever he lets go of the beet it just kinda floats in his general vicinity.

    • @jennifergonzalez5589
      @jennifergonzalez5589 4 года назад +21

      He has Minecraft inventory

    • @ae4164
      @ae4164 4 года назад +3

      NOBODY expects the -Spanish Inquisition- Schutzstaffel beets!

    • @flashaxl
      @flashaxl 4 года назад +3

      Beets by tray = beats by Dre. It's a pun. Also, black people love the beats in their rap song

    • @jpalantorio3577
      @jpalantorio3577 4 года назад +3

      Well, Phil's a magician.

  • @pmaii7707
    @pmaii7707 5 лет назад +4850

    “It’s like when we throw beans against homosexuals and the beans explode”

    • @killstreak8
      @killstreak8 5 лет назад +34

      😀😂😂😂

    • @kylewhite8434
      @kylewhite8434 5 лет назад +73

      Was that a actual test? Lol

    • @debrasavage5804
      @debrasavage5804 5 лет назад +12

      The sexual innuendos

    • @gummieboy16
      @gummieboy16 5 лет назад +81

      I don't understand the joke, someone elaborate for thee

    • @sorincodrescu4443
      @sorincodrescu4443 5 лет назад +75

      @@gummieboy16 grenades looks like beans, but bigger.

  • @morganallen2591
    @morganallen2591 5 лет назад +6664

    “It is very scientifical, like when we throw the beans against a homosexual to see if they explode.”

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 5 лет назад +174

      "It's very scientific. Like when we throw the beans up against the homosexuals to see if the beans explode" 😂

    • @jtate3695
      @jtate3695 5 лет назад +23

      @@lamosos are you actually fucking mad

    • @shantasiahaynes4490
      @shantasiahaynes4490 5 лет назад +18

      @@lamosos damn 😹😹

    • @AdamSmith-fe9jf
      @AdamSmith-fe9jf 5 лет назад +97

      “Zis is very scientific, like ven ve srow ze beans at ze homosexuals to see if ze homosexuals explode.”

    • @TraumaER
      @TraumaER 5 лет назад +16

      Ray Rex I don’t understand how that would test a homosexual. Can someone explain?

  • @markanthonym.candia4351
    @markanthonym.candia4351 3 года назад +4893

    The only supporting actor that surpassed k and p's acting. Lol. One of the best skits.

    • @chanareyoudone
      @chanareyoudone 3 года назад +74

      ty burrel

    • @ekdud2772
      @ekdud2772 3 года назад +58

      Lot of their supporting cast is fantastic. This guy in particular is def up there

    • @Izaan2810
      @Izaan2810 3 года назад +134

      It's because this guy's actually an Emmy winning actor. Makes sense why he is so spectacular. Reminds me of Ralph Fiennes' Amon Goeth in Schindler's List.

    • @Izaan2810
      @Izaan2810 3 года назад +16

      @KriegLord Ty Burrell.

    • @jjwrld2228
      @jjwrld2228 3 года назад +17

      @KriegLord dude from modern family

  • @ObamaMpreg
    @ObamaMpreg 16 дней назад +18

    Can’t believe K&P predicted Smartschoolboy9

  • @dreamsoft1361
    @dreamsoft1361 6 лет назад +5500

    "Negros? Ew." That delivery really cracked me up 😂

    • @TheExao
      @TheExao 6 лет назад +45

      And Peele's " .....Yeah..uh.. " at 1:57 always gets me

    • @MushroomZuu
      @MushroomZuu 6 лет назад

      Meanwhile in our country (Malaysia) , someone act like kim kardashian said "Samsung? “Eww”… What are you talking about? iPhone of course." aka Ariana Grande Twins :V

    • @ericat2179
      @ericat2179 6 лет назад +43

      Mush Zuu I’m so confused about your comment

    • @willhall796
      @willhall796 6 лет назад +2

      Vauth did they not teach you these scientific experiments at science school?

    • @scumbag1731
      @scumbag1731 6 лет назад +2

      DREAM SOFT that joke was offensive wtf

  • @99fruitbat
    @99fruitbat 3 года назад +11690

    As an older lady who is half German , I really admire the authenticity of that set , looks like my German Grandmother's living room back in the day . Also the Actor playing the Officer has a great accent

    • @laxjs
      @laxjs 3 года назад +223

      Wow that's great. Have a beautiful year ahead :)

    • @RoyalDuck4real
      @RoyalDuck4real 3 года назад +159

      @@laxjs she died following year

    • @esttya.4602
      @esttya.4602 3 года назад +178

      I'm German and he exactly sounds like my teacher lol

    • @NocturnalDoom
      @NocturnalDoom 3 года назад +14

      Aww thanks for sharing.

    • @skunky_fink
      @skunky_fink 3 года назад +6

      @@laxjs op

  • @Robby_Rob
    @Robby_Rob 3 года назад +10159

    As a native German speaker, Key and Peele did very well here with their accents.

    • @smallpp8891
      @smallpp8891 3 года назад +680

      Which part of it? I didn't see key and Peele throughout this skit? It was just 3 white guys

    • @stn7172
      @stn7172 3 года назад +8

      Are u the n word?

    • @reginakniprode246
      @reginakniprode246 3 года назад +46

      ein Deutscher kann den Akzent gar nicht erkennen, Schleimer.

    • @UnerkanntUnbekannt
      @UnerkanntUnbekannt 3 года назад +6

      na klar 😂

    • @MonkeyGoatLicker
      @MonkeyGoatLicker 3 года назад +10

      @@Robby_Rob are you the s word?

  • @Machinehead8
    @Machinehead8 9 дней назад +9

    I can’t stop thinking about Smartschoolboy9 when looking at Jordan.😭

  • @arranboon1
    @arranboon1 4 года назад +3935

    Why is nobody talking about Phil joining the SS and becoming a Nazi?

    • @sohambhalerao3554
      @sohambhalerao3554 4 года назад +329

      Looks like his real estate and magic wasn't going so well lol.

    • @arranboon1
      @arranboon1 4 года назад +13

      Soham Bhalerao hahaha word!

    • @Sornago
      @Sornago 4 года назад +34

      @@sohambhalerao3554 this was before his real estate job he had get it because this job did not do well

    • @RussellMania22
      @RussellMania22 4 года назад +47

      Obviously, his magic is spot on. How else would have been able to produce a plate of beets?

    • @АлександрАнархире
      @АлександрАнархире 4 года назад +4

      We saw it coming

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 4 года назад +19023

    Props to him for not seeing race.

    • @chasechute1491
      @chasechute1491 4 года назад +636

      Thank you Jim.

    • @billcipher147
      @billcipher147 4 года назад +282

      @@chasechute1491 Glad someone got the reference lol

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 4 года назад +20

      @@billcipher147 I don't get it:(

    • @konan3968
      @konan3968 4 года назад +8

      Canazi race

    • @virsa12
      @virsa12 4 года назад +90

      @@billcipher147 you're not Jim! Jim's not white. Wait....

  • @imjusttoobad916
    @imjusttoobad916 Год назад +2329

    Phil Dunphy’s great grandfather was something crazy

  • @unfunnyandunoriginal8452
    @unfunnyandunoriginal8452 16 дней назад +12

    0:35 bros predicted Smartschoolboy9

    • @brineo
      @brineo 11 дней назад

      this is what i was about to say

  • @rtharmon454
    @rtharmon454 4 года назад +3678

    The Schnitzelnazi's are a wonderful family

    • @pedrongalaxi7774
      @pedrongalaxi7774 4 года назад +41

      I am indeed related to the Dusseldorf Schnitelnazi...

    • @bedwarspro1917
      @bedwarspro1917 4 года назад +1

      lol rightttttt

    • @thefuza150
      @thefuza150 4 года назад +14

      @@pedrongalaxi7774 yea cousin how's your mom Frieda

    • @Mateo-hy4dn
      @Mateo-hy4dn 4 года назад +1

      *Wunderbaum

    • @dampf_apparat9073
      @dampf_apparat9073 4 года назад

      Was für eine VERUNGLIMPFUNG DES DEUTSCHEN VATERLANDES

  • @Morbidyouth1
    @Morbidyouth1 4 года назад +3853

    “Das Negro head only comes in the half sizes.”
    Lmmfao

    • @user-dd9qq1ru7s
      @user-dd9qq1ru7s 4 года назад +124

      That's one of the more interesting things about the negro

    • @gazettelasivo9571
      @gazettelasivo9571 4 года назад +44

      Hmm, everything seems in order

    • @jbot91
      @jbot91 4 года назад +6

      I don't wear hats but I just got that lol

    • @jorgealdridge6665
      @jorgealdridge6665 4 года назад +3

      That's true with my cousins though

    • @kevin1seven923
      @kevin1seven923 4 года назад +3

      I don't get it

  • @backyard282
    @backyard282 4 года назад +5888

    But for real Ty Burrell's accent and acting was on point.

    • @devindraco3594
      @devindraco3594 4 года назад +182

      I mean he just imitated Christoph Waltz

    • @Furantzu
      @Furantzu 4 года назад +121

      His acting is always on point

    • @adrianmuller6013
      @adrianmuller6013 4 года назад +44

      No the accent is horrible

    • @lenbartens9783
      @lenbartens9783 4 года назад +130

      The accent is really Bad...but I think that kinda makes it better lol

    • @Furantzu
      @Furantzu 4 года назад +62

      @Caleb Kent Modern Family, one of Hulks movies, hes the kind of guy you see but never know his name cause he aint that mainstream, but hes very good at his roles, really "underrated", since the guy is known a bit

  • @deathlessmile
    @deathlessmile 11 месяцев назад +130

    Ty Burrell is amazing as always!!! I wish he had a role like this in a future movie where he is both funny and a bit scary.

    • @btf1287
      @btf1287 6 месяцев назад +2

      dude Burrell is terrifying in serious roles, hard to match.
      He is totally wasted on comedies.

    • @Mcsnickers_7
      @Mcsnickers_7 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@btf1287 Don't think he's wasted lol I got into modern family only because of him

  • @soggybeef
    @soggybeef 5 лет назад +4691

    It’s strange to see Phil as part of the SS

  • @ayetiwithinternet1088
    @ayetiwithinternet1088 4 года назад +63480

    I feel like the skit would have been better if they hired two black guys instead of 2 white guys

    • @mogul188
      @mogul188 3 года назад +3623

      yh it really ruined the joke for me

    • @iceballon1325
      @iceballon1325 3 года назад +1533

      @Gucci Fish r/whoosh

    • @lsdsb
      @lsdsb 3 года назад +132

      @@TheCanuck-ye4xm no duh it’s called a joke

    • @stevenhayter6651
      @stevenhayter6651 3 года назад +20

      Ffs

    • @mazadancoseben4818
      @mazadancoseben4818 3 года назад +58

      @@TheCanuck-ye4xm , you have to double woosh them

  • @Nortekman
    @Nortekman 2 года назад +9785

    As a guy who pretends to be German, this is pretty accurate

    • @humanchad5346
      @humanchad5346 2 года назад +28

      HAHAHA🤣

    • @metalrain4580
      @metalrain4580 2 года назад +77

      You can stop dude was is over

    • @PaulBarich1918
      @PaulBarich1918 2 года назад +106

      @@metalrain4580 was is over yes was

    • @metalrain4580
      @metalrain4580 2 года назад +13

      @Campbellsoup 🇺🇦 got me there cowboy

    • @courdell7426
      @courdell7426 2 года назад +15

      @@PaulBarich1918 yes was is indeed wis

  • @Davedio
    @Davedio 11 месяцев назад +42

    01:10 "...amd I am Helmut...Schnitzelnazi." Even Key started to break character at his own line. 😂

    • @spencophany
      @spencophany 4 месяца назад +1

      I certainly broke character

  • @dominikskorjanc
    @dominikskorjanc 4 года назад +2246

    me: "Mom, I want Inglourious bastards"
    mom: "We have Inglourious bastards at home"
    Inglourious bastards at home:

  • @wren9713
    @wren9713 4 года назад +16435

    A racist joke within a joke about racists. Perfection.

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 4 года назад +277

      That's how you drive the racists and the single minded people away.

    • @Abhishek-sr2pu
      @Abhishek-sr2pu 4 года назад +107

      @@emrahalien2972 by being racist? When you bitch about blackface you shouldn't do whiteface as the real racist will call you racist and will keep doing racist stuff.

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 4 года назад +61

      @Ghost_ Slaayer no id be fine with someone doing blackface for a joke of mocking the individuals that do it seriously you know a reason to do it. also, I have no clue how you read there comment either you read it and thought it was something you thought about, or either somehow you knew what they meant. my whole point was making jokes of everything and making fun of racists inside of it gives the ability to drive them away while making a joke and making fun of there opinions ideals and ideas, some idiot who didn't realize I never said one side is fine and one is not and just replied cause he didn't read what i wrote is not exactly a good candidate for you to agree to even if it was the same opinion kinda just makes that opinion look less real, the only reason I think this is better then someone doing blackface is because they made fun of racists inside it too witch completely makes people realize its a joke. and also has a reason. but if some idiot does blackface and does not have a reason for it and the joke is purely that he's wearing blackface and no real punchline or why he would be, then it just kinda seems like a excuse to be a racist asshole.

    • @Sornago
      @Sornago 4 года назад +30

      @@emrahalien2972 acutaly all the jokes with blackface in are getting taken down

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 4 года назад +26

      @@Sornago cool...dude i didn't say it wasn't real. the real thing you should question is if it had a reason to have blackface other then racist stereotypes.

  • @burningtoast6026
    @burningtoast6026 5 лет назад +9000

    Who thought he was gonna wave fried chicken in their face lmao

  • @KeaPF
    @KeaPF 7 месяцев назад +40

    2:30 the way he say "Everything seems in order" was relaxing

  • @n.w.1803
    @n.w.1803 3 года назад +1927

    I love how they found a way to turn the Nazi salute into an awkward handshake moment..

    • @acegoodz8635
      @acegoodz8635 3 года назад +52

      i’ll wait for you here 😂😂

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 2 года назад +13

      Also it’s kinda funny how they show the anachronism of a high five! High fives were popularized starting in 70s by baseball players!

  • @aryze5490
    @aryze5490 4 года назад +1694

    I love how the german just pulls out a plate of beets out of nowhere

  • @jonathansauceda589
    @jonathansauceda589 3 года назад +3259

    Phil Dunphy took a dark turn after his kids left and his estate business failed

    • @dertyp6833
      @dertyp6833 3 года назад +58

      Phil quitted his estate business to open a magic shop (around season 8 or so). It seems like he bought "Mein Kampf", because he thought it's a magic book about the famous trick with the same name and which make Houdini so famous. When he read the first pages it was already too late

    • @Mike-tk5st
      @Mike-tk5st 3 года назад +9

      Dunphy not Dumphy that's what made Phil triggered

    • @JuiceWRLD-pi1fz
      @JuiceWRLD-pi1fz 3 года назад +13

      “Say Dun” “dun” “say phy” “phy” “now put it together” “dumphy”

    • @ryantalley5284
      @ryantalley5284 3 года назад +4

      Phil Got-The-Dumpy

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy 3 года назад +3

      he also somehow acquired many, many n word passes

  • @adebowaleseun
    @adebowaleseun Месяц назад +44

    0:25 its the guy from modern family

  • @raianf
    @raianf 9 лет назад +17708

    ''Baron Helmut Schnitzelnazi''

    • @MrKachannie
      @MrKachannie 6 лет назад +200

      raianf that's so hilarious

    • @brandonohara4122
      @brandonohara4122 6 лет назад +60

      Lmaoooo

    • @DaMilkManMan
      @DaMilkManMan 6 лет назад +134

      Schnitzel is German/Swiss food. It’s basically chicken. I can’t remember exactly too much about it but it’s very good

    • @damschu23
      @damschu23 6 лет назад +168

      Grandpa schnitzel is austrian and mainly refers to veal or pork beat til its Bout 0,5-1-cm thick, then breaded and fried.

    • @qtluna7917
      @qtluna7917 6 лет назад +38

      Turkey is also commonly used, where his misinterpretation might come from. But yeah, the real Schnitzel comes from Austria and is made out of veal.

  • @sugmacog8458
    @sugmacog8458 4 года назад +1714

    Wow, modern family dad has changed.

    • @Enigmatism415
      @Enigmatism415 4 года назад +69

      He had too much 4chan.

    • @kimochi6638
      @kimochi6638 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @Pointman11111
      @Pointman11111 4 года назад +7

      Too much alpacas

    • @sugmacog8458
      @sugmacog8458 4 года назад +4

      JCmasters100 dude stfu, why always make everything political god damn

    • @TheDarthCookies
      @TheDarthCookies 4 года назад

      Well he had a less than favorable experience with black people in Mogadishu

  • @thedaimlerden
    @thedaimlerden 4 года назад +5488

    As a german i must admit that he nailed that german accent…

    • @justsomeguy5390
      @justsomeguy5390 4 года назад +124

      Do germans ever say “Iggly Jiggly”?

    • @zush7421
      @zush7421 4 года назад +84

      Exept the "Müller" Pronounced Miooler somehow

    • @sethstowe9452
      @sethstowe9452 4 года назад +41

      Harris Crotum Dude stop being a snowflake

    • @harrietrosejimenez
      @harrietrosejimenez 4 года назад +17

      Charlsberg No, they're calling him a snowflake because it's a waste of time to respond at length to bait in YT comment sections.

    • @LinKueiDragon
      @LinKueiDragon 4 года назад +22

      @Harris Crotum I'll have you know that Germans are not a race. Bye.

  • @maxvosper9420
    @maxvosper9420 Год назад +228

    They can't resist the beats 😆🤣😆

    • @ArtisBlankfaces
      @ArtisBlankfaces 7 месяцев назад +36

      Love how he confused their love for music with the food 😂

    • @GingerZombie29
      @GingerZombie29 4 месяца назад +4

      They are drawn to it like flies to scheiße.

  • @dapperchancellor2185
    @dapperchancellor2185 5 лет назад +4481

    Anyone else just want an hour long video of that guy talking with a German accent?

  • @cholodesanfe87
    @cholodesanfe87 6 лет назад +4912

    Guy playing as Nazi is a a good actor

    • @6235river
      @6235river 6 лет назад +872

      He's the dad on Modern Family

    • @S87-p6c
      @S87-p6c 6 лет назад +250

      Ty Burrell I think.

    • @CyberDog00
      @CyberDog00 6 лет назад +46

      S M 87 yea that’s his name

    • @AlexPBenton
      @AlexPBenton 6 лет назад +65

      Goku Kakarot I clicked cause I recognized him in the thumbnail

    • @alexb5275
      @alexb5275 6 лет назад +160

      It wasn’t an act

  • @NiceOne1337
    @NiceOne1337 2 года назад +1500

    Ty Burell acted this role so flawless, this is the second best performance as a wehrmacht officer right after Christoph Waltz as Hans Landa.

    • @BonnyJosman
      @BonnyJosman Год назад +1

      SS is not wehrmacht. They loath each other

    • @Izaan2810
      @Izaan2810 Год назад +34

      Fiennes in Schindler's List tops them both though.

    • @yougazer11
      @yougazer11 Год назад +18

      @@Izaan2810 Maybe. But Waltz's Landa character is very polite and yet very terrifying.

    • @wtfsherlock5447
      @wtfsherlock5447 Год назад +18

      Hand landa was not a wehrmacht office. He was an SS colonel. I believe same as ty burell here

    • @snam85
      @snam85 Год назад +5

      @@wtfsherlock5447 Yup, not Wehrmacht/Heer. You can know from the SS runes and the lack of German military insignia on the service cap.

  • @LoserDestiny
    @LoserDestiny 5 месяцев назад +7

    Laughing out loud at Schnitzelnazi every time.
    Ty Burrell does a great job at impersonating Hans Landa. His German accent is perfect! (living in Berlin and regularly seeing Germans speak English)

  • @TheDarkMaster312
    @TheDarkMaster312 3 года назад +1649

    "Only comes in half sizes"
    "So many exceptions to the rule"
    one of these things is not like the other

    • @gaminggambeson6553
      @gaminggambeson6553 3 года назад +54

      Only a sith deals in absolutes

    • @عابر-ن8ع
      @عابر-ن8ع 3 года назад +2

      @@gaminggambeson6553 Elaborate

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 3 года назад +13

      @@عابر-ن8ع absolute or radical, either you are sith or enemy of sith

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 года назад

      ???

    • @bernatkun8069
      @bernatkun8069 3 года назад +1

      The joke is that he didn't even get his science right

  • @ghost2112_fpv
    @ghost2112_fpv 5 лет назад +3098

    The fact that only their faces are white kills me😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @asiansupport630
      @asiansupport630 5 лет назад +25

      Mason Taylor lmao agreed he just needs to look at their hand

    • @audricksekamondo6706
      @audricksekamondo6706 5 лет назад +31

      them budgets issues couldn't let them go all white.

    • @GhostBanned369
      @GhostBanned369 5 лет назад +15

      And the red lips omg, looks so stupid and funny.

    • @mason9627
      @mason9627 5 лет назад +34

      Ghost Banned that’s what people used to say about black face

    • @GhostBanned369
      @GhostBanned369 5 лет назад

      @@mason9627 oh ok

  • @Bluntguts_
    @Bluntguts_ 4 года назад +2619

    “Like when we throw the beans up against the homosexuals to see if the beans explode” 😂😂😂

    • @stupidkarma5319
      @stupidkarma5319 4 года назад +30

      fukcashflow 59 I didn’t get that one

    • @idkidk-ro5ks
      @idkidk-ro5ks 4 года назад +3

      fukcashflow 59 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SCREAMED

    • @nolimit4117
      @nolimit4117 4 года назад +31

      “Very scientific” 😂

    • @eyelandgal
      @eyelandgal 4 года назад +9

      I thought he said "beams", I was so confused lol

    • @crabeatcrab6011
      @crabeatcrab6011 4 года назад +23

      I'm eating beans right now but they aren't exploding 🤔🤔🤔

  • @karmagirl314
    @karmagirl314 7 месяцев назад +13

    That's some top notch set decoration for a sketch.

    • @AquDrIFT
      @AquDrIFT 4 месяца назад +1

      Probably the set of some movie, rearranged or something. Ain't no way they built all that for just a 5 minute sketch lol.

  • @lamar5927
    @lamar5927 5 лет назад +1982

    *JIGGILY JIGGILY*
    "No.. Well thats embarrassing.."
    IM DEAD 😂😂

  • @MrNegroPie
    @MrNegroPie 7 лет назад +3781

    this is the only time a guest has stolen the show on key and peele

    • @narwhal5447
      @narwhal5447 6 лет назад +129

      Thomas Labat it's Ty Burrell from 'Modern Family', he's also in 'the incredible hulk'

    • @Jeremy-jm3fe
      @Jeremy-jm3fe 6 лет назад +7

      Also, Colin Hanks stole the show in their "playing a thug" sketch. I recommend you check it out, it's one of my absolute favorites.

    • @noojman1970
      @noojman1970 6 лет назад +7

      He's brilliant, isn't he?! 😂😂😍

    • @feignedphantom
      @feignedphantom 6 лет назад +21

      He's Phil Dunphy in the show modern family on FOX

    • @ooferrell
      @ooferrell 6 лет назад +1

      He does it twice

  • @pipersimpson684
    @pipersimpson684 3 года назад +2281

    Ty Burrell is actually pretty intimidating at the start. Gives me a Homelander vibe.

    • @cipriganea0000
      @cipriganea0000 3 года назад +63

      I know right that guy is a great actor

    • @SadChimchar
      @SadChimchar 3 года назад +128

      He's channeling Christoph Waltz's performance from Inglorious Basterds

    • @bolothetitan5009
      @bolothetitan5009 3 года назад +13

      I hate Homelander so much!!!!!

    • @RedForLife68
      @RedForLife68 3 года назад +18

      @@SadChimchar yeah. I felt that for certain. Very Waltz-esque

    • @keithkogane9551
      @keithkogane9551 3 года назад

      @@SadChimchar o

  • @SomeCringeName
    @SomeCringeName 4 дня назад +4

    Jordan peele really predicted smartschoolboy9 💀

  • @pvip9986
    @pvip9986 5 лет назад +4988

    While "Das Negros" is wrong, I can see why they didn't go with "Die Negros"...

    • @trvrt1cl3
      @trvrt1cl3 5 лет назад +651

      “die negros” number 1 on trending.

    • @bruceweiner5306
      @bruceweiner5306 5 лет назад +272

      @@trvrt1cl3 I'm a horrible person for laughing at this...damn you

    • @nihalm2684
      @nihalm2684 5 лет назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @1stpowermasterdestroyer98
      @1stpowermasterdestroyer98 5 лет назад +24

      Die in German is actually de

    • @arnbrandy
      @arnbrandy 5 лет назад +80

      I came down to the comments to point out "Das Negros" is wrong but NOW I see... thanks haha

  • @nigelwaxley
    @nigelwaxley 3 года назад +4976

    Ironically, it is Dwight Shrute, a Gernan, who can't resist beets

  • @SeanMusicFreak
    @SeanMusicFreak 8 лет назад +1814

    This dude is the most likable Nazi ever.

    • @richardedwards1546
      @richardedwards1546 7 лет назад +15

      Lazerbox....very stupid comment........very stupid

    • @zo62
      @zo62 6 лет назад +1

      Lazerbox look at you generalizing racist

    • @codyrockarano5220
      @codyrockarano5220 6 лет назад +12

      Lazerbox you guys must not have heard of Adolph Hitler

    • @benobrien7920
      @benobrien7920 6 лет назад +14

      And there’s Rudel Von Stroheim from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 2

    • @DaftPunkVision
      @DaftPunkVision 6 лет назад

      don't get offended anyone anyway

  • @BogallusMaximus
    @BogallusMaximus 6 месяцев назад +11

    Thank you very much for the subtitles.

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 4 года назад +633

    Deleted scene from jojo rabbit 2019

  • @ose6637
    @ose6637 2 года назад +1170

    He used the wrong beets. He should have used Beats by Dr. Dre.

  • @Mimi-nr6jx
    @Mimi-nr6jx 8 лет назад +2539

    I was legit scared for them lol

    • @nappyqueen86
      @nappyqueen86 8 лет назад +49

      LOL me too...not sure why :/

    • @reggiehammond1420
      @reggiehammond1420 8 лет назад +41

      have you ever watched inglorious basterds?

    • @barboza8481
      @barboza8481 8 лет назад +33

      there were Asians and blacks and even middle easterners serving under Nazi Germany

    • @Oni.media_
      @Oni.media_ 8 лет назад +7

      Barboza You mean the axis power?

    • @dicio4001
      @dicio4001 7 лет назад +35

      No Nazi Germany, under Axis powers too sure but Nazi Germany had black, muslim and indian units under them. Even some Soviet units composed of those who ran away from the SU to fight for Hitler. Obviously in the grand scheme of things quite few but they were there, there is no denying that.
      WW2 history is actually very unique, a lot of documents, some still coming up from archives today (some governments have a period they keep documents a secret). One of Hitlers personal drivers had Jewish ancestry and quite a lot of Jews actually served in the German army at that time, the total is somewhere between 100,000-200,000, even high level staff like field commanders had Jewish decent, Erhard Milch father was of Jewish decent but he served as a Nazi German field commander and Nazis basically made a legal loophole out of their own idiotic ideas and called him "honorary aryan" so ww2 is full of strange things. Thankfully Milch wasn't that good in his job and we can partly thank him for Nazis doing badly.

  • @TheKingChoco
    @TheKingChoco 2 месяца назад +17

    Is this the origins of smartschoolboy09

    • @schmee9025
      @schmee9025 2 месяца назад +1

      i thought the same thing

  • @EdgeOfLight
    @EdgeOfLight 6 лет назад +7925

    "guten tag"
    "gutemberg"
    😂😂

    • @TheMAXIFOD
      @TheMAXIFOD 6 лет назад +204

      Gutenberg* it's the name of the guy who invented the printing press

    • @EdgeOfLight
      @EdgeOfLight 6 лет назад +1

      TheMAXIFOD yes

    • @TaiPHoo
      @TaiPHoo 6 лет назад +30

      Yes, Steve Guttenberg.
      Officer Carey Mahoney.
      He was a legend.
      Guttenberg!

    • @Aqualungrougroum
      @Aqualungrougroum 6 лет назад +1

      Edge Of Light up

    • @abashedsanctimony154
      @abashedsanctimony154 6 лет назад +8

      they throws the beans against the homozexuals

  • @padaliny
    @padaliny 4 года назад +4406

    what episode of modern family is this

    • @SapienSafari
      @SapienSafari 4 года назад +28

      😆😆😆

    • @mjshaheed
      @mjshaheed 3 года назад +27

      The one that didn't make it to the final cut

    • @Alex-mb4ew
      @Alex-mb4ew 3 года назад +12

      When they skip art class

    • @hamper6511
      @hamper6511 3 года назад +5

      Can you tell your pfp

    • @1.8millionvolts87
      @1.8millionvolts87 3 года назад +3

      @@hamper6511 I've seen it on Twitter lol

  • @LetralXIV
    @LetralXIV 5 лет назад +805

    You can't show images of beets to me. I'm black, and a recovering addict.

    • @Panzer_Runner
      @Panzer_Runner 4 года назад +12

      Do you like cat toys still?

    • @LetralXIV
      @LetralXIV 4 года назад +41

      Indeed, though my cat isn't fond of me stealing her shit

    • @bucksmoke2018
      @bucksmoke2018 4 года назад +3

      @@LetralXIV honestly don't get the cat toy thing...

    • @LetralXIV
      @LetralXIV 4 года назад +20

      @@bucksmoke2018 but the beets make perfect sense?

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 4 года назад +7

      @@LetralXIV can't resist the beats or beets...get it?

  • @cv7368
    @cv7368 Год назад +199

    "I don't recall her being fat. But who looks like they did in college anyway?"
    "Not me"
    Five years of college and I still have no idea what this line meant

    • @shoeboxbistro
      @shoeboxbistro Год назад +1

      People get fatter when they get older

    • @arjunchaudhuri3206
      @arjunchaudhuri3206 9 месяцев назад +13

      This is a superior joke

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 9 месяцев назад +28

      there's no punchline it's a reference to how people just go oh right who looks like they did back then anyway

    • @mjrogers2
      @mjrogers2 9 месяцев назад +4

      I guess people are in their primes in college? Idk either.

    • @kmoney05
      @kmoney05 8 месяцев назад +20

      focus on the second part of the joke. he’s basically saying nobody looks the same way now compared to how they looked in college

  • @OlliOtter
    @OlliOtter 5 лет назад +3393

    “Schnitzelnazi”

  • @brunoweber258
    @brunoweber258 3 года назад +838

    Nobody thought of the joke: "Why do the two of you live here together?" "We're brothers"

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 года назад +2

      ?

    • @arhamshahid5015
      @arhamshahid5015 3 года назад +37

      Ze are ze homosexuals

    • @brunoweber258
      @brunoweber258 3 года назад +44

      @@bait5257 you know... "brothers" (as in "black people")

    • @WonderVis97
      @WonderVis97 3 года назад +8

      That took me a while but then I started cackling in public

    • @barackobama990
      @barackobama990 3 года назад +2

      Not funny at all...

  • @Victoriai-y2m
    @Victoriai-y2m 6 лет назад +2729

    *_J I G G L Y J I G G L Y_*

    • @bauti2112
      @bauti2112 6 лет назад +37

      *gets nervous*

    • @omarkjc3818
      @omarkjc3818 6 лет назад

      Skintel N.Keychain you copied this comment

    • @ActuallyDavid
      @ActuallyDavid 6 лет назад +22

      *Jiggeldy-Diggeldy

  • @MrFujistar
    @MrFujistar Месяц назад +9

    Peele looks like Smartschoolboy here

  • @angelaly6470
    @angelaly6470 5 лет назад +1337

    The whole time I was expecting the nazi guy to pull out some chicken

    • @jeanjoelkapula5681
      @jeanjoelkapula5681 5 лет назад +8

      Angela lol i expected that too

    • @ineptwizzard
      @ineptwizzard 5 лет назад +79

      I think the phrenology was to establish just how awful the nazis were at science (like in reality where they thought phrenology was real) so they couldn't even get stereotypes right.

    • @Ryuga-2015
      @Ryuga-2015 5 лет назад +31

      ineptwizzard “They can’t resist the beets.”
      Beatings.

    • @kikeheebchinkjigaboo6631
      @kikeheebchinkjigaboo6631 5 лет назад

      Angela Ly and Possum

    • @MisterCOM
      @MisterCOM 5 лет назад +1

      @@ineptwizzard science is a broad term

  • @sellers737
    @sellers737 6 лет назад +746

    "I'll wait for you here"
    I gotta use that next time I make a handshake awkward

    • @RA-ph1zw
      @RA-ph1zw 5 лет назад +6

      I thought the same

    • @KingJusTee
      @KingJusTee 5 лет назад +16

      I thought it was quick n clever too

    • @machinehead7768
      @machinehead7768 5 лет назад +3

      Yung When you try to give someone a handshake but they do something else instead. Like a fist bump. “I’ll wait for you here” is just a joke stating you’ll wait for the handshake to be corrected

    • @vmt88
      @vmt88 5 лет назад

      I love his reassuring "THERE WE GO!" 😂😂

  • @thenamesgrapesfanboy850
    @thenamesgrapesfanboy850 5 лет назад +1730

    Can I Intrest you in some Beeeetsss?!
    (Pulls a plate of beets from his sleeve)

  • @JJ_42
    @JJ_42 3 месяца назад +3

    The first time I watched this, it was legit gripping right till the end!!
    The music, the officer, everything is lit