Key & Peele - Retired Military Specialist

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @johnconstantine886
    @johnconstantine886 2 года назад +12655

    Decker is so fast that he caught all the bullets with his body. Guy's a legend.

    • @liranxs
      @liranxs 2 года назад +24

      rofl

    • @bot01020
      @bot01020 2 года назад +146

      plot twist, the general was trying to not hit decker on purpose, but decker instead caught the bullets with his body because he is being too fast

    • @arsonfly
      @arsonfly 2 года назад +14

      You're not gonna believe me, but I can do it too.

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 2 года назад +6

      Just as planned

    • @yutadharniarcenciel23
      @yutadharniarcenciel23 2 года назад +3

      And the last is his head.

  • @SanchoDomingo_
    @SanchoDomingo_ 4 года назад +5051

    I love that he obviously saw his car, seen him in plain sight upon first entering the building & still acted like the dude was trynna be unsuspecting 😂

    • @rizkyanandita8227
      @rizkyanandita8227 Год назад +12

      Probably his car.

    • @payiobasete6499
      @payiobasete6499 Год назад +52

      ​@@rizkyanandita8227 Nah ...you can clearly see the Gen getting into it at the end..

    • @Katdancing
      @Katdancing Год назад +16

      Foreal he was sitting in the middle of the room lol

    • @bburrellmusic
      @bburrellmusic 16 дней назад

      😂😂😂

  • @5987756
    @5987756 8 лет назад +34039

    What's really funny is that he was pretending like he sensed him without seeing him but his car was outside in plain sight at the end :)))

    • @DocFamilia
      @DocFamilia 8 лет назад +1172

      Great catch

    • @benp2312
      @benp2312 8 лет назад +3196

      and in the beggining

    • @disorderrgv
      @disorderrgv 8 лет назад +956

      And also how he walks where the general would be directly in his view. Lol

    • @navme
      @navme 7 лет назад +322

      however, he could have been a spy, assassin, or some other kind of agent.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 7 лет назад +193

      Yonathan Berhanu that's makes this even more hilarious

  • @EatSleepIceHockey
    @EatSleepIceHockey 2 года назад +414

    Detroit Urban Survival Training learned his skills from this video

  • @macrons593
    @macrons593 4 года назад +9660

    When you're playing a badass character but fail every quick time event

  • @robertalbarda3266
    @robertalbarda3266 9 лет назад +4769

    At the start the acting was impeccable you would think its from an actual Hollywood movie

  • @nikito4ka
    @nikito4ka 8 лет назад +1997

    Retired Fronthand Backhand Specialist.

  • @IceCenders
    @IceCenders Год назад +1971

    "‘Tis but a scratch.”
    "A scratch? Your arm’s off."
    "No, it isn’t."

  • @miclovesminzy
    @miclovesminzy 4 года назад +5969

    Decker's real name is Eduardo when he was younger and in a gang.. he was the loco one

    • @shamimaramannan375
      @shamimaramannan375 4 года назад +73

      Ooohit all makes sense now

    • @nikomontanascarface1793
      @nikomontanascarface1793 4 года назад +33

      LOCO LOL GREW UP DECKER WAIT TIL I COUNT TO 3 LOL 😆 😂

    • @gojosatoru1033
      @gojosatoru1033 4 года назад +41

      But didnt he become a ghost because he died but never went into the light

    • @miclovesminzy
      @miclovesminzy 4 года назад +78

      @@gojosatoru1033 that one is carlito.. more like the goofy or zanny one

    • @gojosatoru1033
      @gojosatoru1033 4 года назад +7

      @@miclovesminzy ofc he is..Who can be a better master at disguise than Decker in his old days

  • @ryancooper780
    @ryancooper780 5 лет назад +13942

    This is every highschool kid that likes to pretend he knows karate.

    • @cullenholloway8377
      @cullenholloway8377 4 года назад +131

      Joins ROTC

    • @locolopez75
      @locolopez75 4 года назад +59

      Hell yeah that was me

    • @greentea5534
      @greentea5534 4 года назад +117

      Execpt that one guy who actually has gold medals for mixed martial arts competitions

    • @unknown-rq9ce
      @unknown-rq9ce 4 года назад +79

      Or when they call themselves hackers

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 года назад +2

      @@greentea5534 Henry Cejudo

  • @becauseimbatman7240
    @becauseimbatman7240 5 лет назад +8937

    I would still hire Decker...as a shield.

  • @jamesarias5708
    @jamesarias5708 Год назад +242

    Went back to this skit after 2 years and I am still laughing out loud. You guys are crazy!!

  • @perrimacc
    @perrimacc 8 лет назад +4228

    Decker must be the victim of fronthand backhand

  • @edwardmordrake9811
    @edwardmordrake9811 5 лет назад +4995

    This is the man who trained John wick.... Unbelievable!

    • @MehulSaxena081
      @MehulSaxena081 4 года назад +174

      Johnny English actually..🤣🤣

    • @greentea5534
      @greentea5534 4 года назад +24

      @@MehulSaxena081 true abahhahaa

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 4 года назад +9

      @@MehulSaxena081 😂

    • @jaskajokunen1245
      @jaskajokunen1245 4 года назад +6

      Nah that movie came in 2014 if I'm correct this came in 2012 so no :)

    • @thevagabond3181
      @thevagabond3181 4 года назад +10

      I literally cannot believe it.

  • @Nina-fc8ey
    @Nina-fc8ey 4 года назад +3867

    Plot Twist at end: he actually caught all four bullets. He's just acting dead, his specialty. The next scene opens up with him opening his palm and revealing all 4 bullets

    • @3MolesInATrenchCoat
      @3MolesInATrenchCoat 4 года назад +66

      I mean, they made a sequel to this one, so... ay!

    • @danilomurillo6312
      @danilomurillo6312 4 года назад +18

      It was part of another op. We all knew he made lol

    • @denversupermarket7484
      @denversupermarket7484 4 года назад +6

      What’s the next one called?

    • @danilomurillo6312
      @danilomurillo6312 4 года назад +4

      Denversupermarket the other actual video? It must appear if you search commando and key/peele.

    • @melzz
      @melzz 4 года назад +19

      He actually survived, because he is alive in the hologram episode

  • @chrismcgarry3160
    @chrismcgarry3160 Год назад +421

    2:55 "Shoot me in the shoulder! Come on, try and see what happens!"
    "BANG!"
    "Deflected... OWwwww!!"
    That part kills me every time 😄

    • @waynefilkins8394
      @waynefilkins8394 7 месяцев назад +11

      same. Then I teared up even more at the gut shot lol. Nothing else makes me laugh like these guys' videos

  • @Rysperydon
    @Rysperydon 9 лет назад +6168

    Aand disarmed.... ok.... XD

    • @vincentpol
      @vincentpol 8 лет назад +80

      +Captain Jack Sparrow DeflecteeeaaAAAAAWW

    • @Anomaly1111
      @Anomaly1111 8 лет назад +22

      +vincentpol hahahahaaha

    • @hopefulagnostic336
      @hopefulagnostic336 8 лет назад +41

      +vincentpol I knew I shouldn't have read this comment section while I was brushing my teeth.

    • @25Daniel25100
      @25Daniel25100 7 лет назад +2

      it looks like a James Harden euro step :D

    • @canefan17
      @canefan17 7 лет назад

      Sawyer best part

  • @davids11131113
    @davids11131113 9 лет назад +1195

    Disarmed.....ok....

    • @TheSasudomi
      @TheSasudomi 9 лет назад +1

      davids11131113 I love how can they have poker face all the time

    • @itzflinch4995
      @itzflinch4995 9 лет назад +1

      TheSasudomi "How can they can" best English iv'e ever seen

    • @itzflinch4995
      @itzflinch4995 9 лет назад

      ***** wasnt trying to be because i pointed out he said that and who the fuck is gonna read your little lecture that is more interesting than your life

    • @benexton123
      @benexton123 9 лет назад +1

      ***** your* supposed*. I'm not trying to be a 'Grammar Nazi'; I am the 'Grammar Nazi'

    • @prot2212
      @prot2212 9 лет назад +6

      Ben Exton You can't be a Grammar Nazi and edit your comments, bitch.

  • @pete72782
    @pete72782 9 лет назад +4819

    you sly son of a bitch, you always knew how to push my buttons..lol

    • @pete72782
      @pete72782 9 лет назад +207

      the little stuff like that make key and peele hilarious

    • @ABN6565
      @ABN6565 7 лет назад

      really???Who would of thought

    • @zachpayne5306
      @zachpayne5306 7 лет назад

      pete bathurst lmfaooooooooooo bruhh

    • @WallyMocco
      @WallyMocco 7 лет назад +1

      lmao I say that shit to everybody

    • @universexf6
      @universexf6 7 лет назад +2

      He guessed he could come out of retirement suddenly, haha.

  • @jackreynolds3465
    @jackreynolds3465 Год назад +463

    The fact that he appears in another skit means that he caught the headshot bullet!

    • @hah6360
      @hah6360 6 месяцев назад +2

      which one?

    • @jackreynolds3465
      @jackreynolds3465 6 месяцев назад +27

      @@hah6360 Titled "He wasn't ready for the hologram"

    • @aminudin14
      @aminudin14 5 месяцев назад +4

      Or avoided it

    • @jackreynolds3465
      @jackreynolds3465 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@aminudin14 I doubt it. If he avoided it he couldn't have gotten on the mission.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 5 месяцев назад +8

      Probably with his teeth, Ace Ventura style!

  • @starwarshq
    @starwarshq 11 лет назад +4446

    This is one of my favorite skits from Key and Peele. DEFLECTED!

    • @mr.mercury3424
      @mr.mercury3424 4 года назад +9

      STAR WARS

    • @juhojalonen3046
      @juhojalonen3046 3 года назад +22

      That was because my other arm was already injured.

    • @The.Golden.Door.
      @The.Golden.Door. 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ANDREWSAMY562
      @ANDREWSAMY562 3 года назад +3

      Mine is definitely the "trying not laugh when your friend is crying" one

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 3 года назад +2

      Yeah that is so funny. And the expressions are to die for. haha

  • @rurutherussian
    @rurutherussian 5 лет назад +6453

    Just realized he said he wasn’t the man he used to be during the *_Cold War_* 😭😭😭

    • @estecinotoyo2424
      @estecinotoyo2424 5 лет назад +41

      Isaiah’s Bias 😂😂😂

    • @RoccHard13
      @RoccHard13 5 лет назад +354

      Oh my god that makes so mush sense

    • @RiggidyDiggidyRaw
      @RiggidyDiggidyRaw 5 лет назад +55

      Like Rambo?

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 5 лет назад +56

      Bruhhh I fuckin' love this skit n just caught

    • @racaldana1922
      @racaldana1922 5 лет назад +485

      He also said he made a vow never to kill another human being. That doesn't mean he ever killed anybody.

  • @jasonfasthorse8939
    @jasonfasthorse8939 5 лет назад +4101

    anybody come back to this video after seeing the new one

  • @TheAfrilazeeq
    @TheAfrilazeeq 2 года назад +104

    He even parked his car outside the house, man this is comedic at it's finest

  • @herpardra93
    @herpardra93 6 лет назад +1394

    "That was because my other arm was already injured."
    😂

    • @tyea1002
      @tyea1002 5 лет назад +2

      Jimenez would have made it work.1

  • @Stevo935
    @Stevo935 9 лет назад +795

    They need to make a Decker prequel.

    • @MultiXing
      @MultiXing 9 лет назад +21

      +Stevo935 It is called "Afghanistan Military Project". It has Decker in it.

    • @MovieHound17
      @MovieHound17 9 лет назад +2

      +Stevo935 no jordan and eric should make a cheesy decker season lol...with Key as teh bad guy at teh end lol.

    • @necroleak
      @necroleak 9 лет назад +13

      Well, there won't be a sequel that's for sure.

    • @skribesolo9996
      @skribesolo9996 9 лет назад +2

      +Stevo935 or maybe a prequel sequel, to see what he was like in the field

    • @DefenestratedMessiah
      @DefenestratedMessiah 9 лет назад

      +entersky I'm pretty sure they already made a sequel, since this.

  • @starwarshq
    @starwarshq 11 лет назад +8057

    DEFLECTED!

  • @Unknown_Ooh
    @Unknown_Ooh Год назад +21

    Whoever did the costumes and wigs for these sketches didnt earn enough they are always on point with each sketch to portray the right character and cant be easy when its always the same two actors

  • @ABC-xp8bd
    @ABC-xp8bd 5 лет назад +2713

    "Headshot. Let's go. No wait a second"
    😂😂😭😭😂😂

    • @DocKaosBeats
      @DocKaosBeats 4 года назад +13

      😂😂😂

    • @8ncient1
      @8ncient1 4 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NITROUSOXIDE921
      @NITROUSOXIDE921 4 года назад +12

      laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji

    • @LetMyPeopleG0
      @LetMyPeopleG0 4 года назад +5

      Misquoted

    • @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72
      @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72 4 года назад +5

      Honestly underrated. That mess was funny as heck 😅😅

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 5 лет назад +4310

    When he said; "Caught it... _Hnnnnnnnnnhgh..._ " I laughed so hard I started to make that exact noise! Hahah
    That dude has commitment.

    • @arthurglover2005
      @arthurglover2005 5 лет назад +17

      Lol..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr4rrrrrrggggghhhhhhh... ..lol

    • @sonuchauhan-ne3cj
      @sonuchauhan-ne3cj 5 лет назад +25

      I did too and after reading your comment, i made that noice again.

    • @anakinskywalker3672
      @anakinskywalker3672 5 лет назад +5

      777 likes? Let me ruin that real quick

    • @chideverett9580
      @chideverett9580 4 года назад +10

      I can’t believe u were able to spell that. Impressive

    • @lilfacedasix7656
      @lilfacedasix7656 4 года назад +4

      I love that part!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @RRR_17
    @RRR_17 5 лет назад +929

    The second "Disarmed" attempt is hilarious 🤣

  • @oscardanielgonzalez2868
    @oscardanielgonzalez2868 2 года назад +80

    This is basically if every Steven Seagal film ever was realistic

    • @elassad-to5vh
      @elassad-to5vh Месяц назад +1

      What's funny I think he played someone named Decker in one of his movies

  • @alcindo7323
    @alcindo7323 6 лет назад +5148

    "i guess I could come out of retirement" xD

    • @kristinwolf1165
      @kristinwolf1165 6 лет назад +59

      Alcindo no. No need😂😂

    • @alcindo7323
      @alcindo7323 6 лет назад +8

      Down with the bloody red queen one of my fav skits from this guys.
      "Proud thug" and "Biiiitttch" are up there. 😅🥇💯

    • @kristinwolf1165
      @kristinwolf1165 6 лет назад +8

      Alcindo I'm obsessed with these guys. Manly tears, front hand back hand, airplane turbulence are just a few😂😂😂

    • @alcindo7323
      @alcindo7323 6 лет назад +4

      haha yeaahhh Manly tears got to be the one that made me laugh so much😂🤙

    • @steviesteve504
      @steviesteve504 6 лет назад +26

      "you sly son of a bitch"

  • @demolitionman8276
    @demolitionman8276 8 лет назад +327

    Can we just take a minute here to appreciate the genius of key and peele...

    • @AotearoaChef
      @AotearoaChef 8 лет назад +3

      +Demolition Man I am surprised there are no comments to the one I just posted, this seems like a homage to Monty Python's famous Black Knight sketch.

    • @demolitionman8276
      @demolitionman8276 8 лет назад +1

      +TheHurricaneJedi haha true

    • @jwvandegronden
      @jwvandegronden 7 лет назад

      are you sure? I mean, I do think Dave Chapelle together with Louis CK are the best comedians out there at the moment. But I have never heard his name in relation to Key and Peele. But the common denominator with them all is their humongous observational skills so it would fit...

    • @miltonthornton2770
      @miltonthornton2770 6 лет назад

      Demolition Man ABSOLUTELY

    • @TheWabik
      @TheWabik 6 лет назад

      The idea of that sketch was made far time ago by Monthy Python with black knight from Holy Grail movie, nothing genius in here, just coping old famous ideas

  • @ugottabefresh9437
    @ugottabefresh9437 7 лет назад +1037

    2:38 "You're getting pretty quick - disarmed - ok. "

  • @MartinisnOlives
    @MartinisnOlives Год назад +7

    They’re both brilliant, but when Jordan is in a role I can’t see Jordan anymore. He’s completely immersed. I love watching him.

  • @theM4R4T
    @theM4R4T 8 лет назад +2024

    It's funny how he was playing hard to get

    • @savageprince9829
      @savageprince9829 8 лет назад +80

      these nuts were playing on your chin

    • @theM4R4T
      @theM4R4T 8 лет назад +4

      Savage Prince98​ ??

    • @ivoxvxi7482
      @ivoxvxi7482 8 лет назад +56

      +Marat you haven't watched enough key & peele

    • @theM4R4T
      @theM4R4T 8 лет назад +21

      Navibreath indeed. Must watch more

    • @haulian2468
      @haulian2468 8 лет назад +7

      +Navibreath Ive watched ALL their skits and Im mad ☹️ They need to make more

  • @Touhid
    @Touhid 3 года назад +3416

    Not only _John Wick_ , He trained _John Reese_ ( Person of interest) as well.

    • @mattmumford430
      @mattmumford430 3 года назад +19

      The most dangerous John's ever

    • @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
      @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers 3 года назад +94

      Just dropping in to say, Person of Interest is a 10/10 show.

    • @reanukeeves392
      @reanukeeves392 3 года назад +7

      @@mattmumford430 Yes, my cousin is a very dangerous man

    • @phineas3016
      @phineas3016 3 года назад +5

      John Reese yes sir

    • @teazqt812
      @teazqt812 3 года назад +3

      Love the nod to Terminator in that show. Numerous references. JC playing JCs Dads moniker... meta.

  • @_liquid_smoke_2839
    @_liquid_smoke_2839 9 лет назад +890

    Gut Shot GO! Caught it. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @Rampletero
      @Rampletero 8 лет назад

      Lololol love that part!

    • @booster_740
      @booster_740 8 лет назад +18

      U-u caught the bullet?!

    • @Harry-th9wl
      @Harry-th9wl 7 лет назад +2

      You- you caught the bullet.

    • @yungdreamer100
      @yungdreamer100 4 года назад

      That part was just too funny. That part is on replay

  • @tomgio1
    @tomgio1 8 месяцев назад +5

    Watching this again after a few years…new favorite part is Key absolutely telegraphing his slap move - takes him 3 seconds as he winds up his whole arm - and still nails Peele like it was a surprise.😅

  • @yayarea5109
    @yayarea5109 8 лет назад +179

    when he acted like catching the bullet with his hands ...damn near lost it

  • @weasel1053
    @weasel1053 5 лет назад +1532

    The modern day equivalent of Monty Python's Black Knight.

    • @javedalisolangi3088
      @javedalisolangi3088 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah, pretty sure, but neverthless 'none shall pass' 😂

    • @jajupa78
      @jajupa78 5 лет назад +9

      Damn I luv that movie. The French guy gets me every time then I can't stop doing the damn accent for days.

    • @dustinLenn
      @dustinLenn 5 лет назад +13

      It’s a flesh wound

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 5 лет назад

      Decker just didn’t have his idiom on

    • @twns1076
      @twns1076 5 лет назад +1

      weasel1053 So true

  • @Filipino_Introvert
    @Filipino_Introvert 4 года назад +911

    If you find a cabin in the woods, always expect a retired military specialist

    • @RedGhoulAnimation
      @RedGhoulAnimation 2 года назад +58

      Either that or an old lady who actually turns out to be a witch

    • @komickid833
      @komickid833 2 года назад +12

      @@RedGhoulAnimation how about both

    • @RedGhoulAnimation
      @RedGhoulAnimation 2 года назад +10

      @@komickid833 that’s fair

    • @PSYCHODOOD
      @PSYCHODOOD Год назад +19

      @@komickid833 a retired military specialist in witchcraft... now that is something!

    • @jonathanromero1753
      @jonathanromero1753 Год назад

      @@PSYCHODOOD😈

  • @YellowwFellow
    @YellowwFellow 2 года назад +64

    How the detroit management self defense guys be when they think they can disarm someone with a gun...

  • @caterinadenice4402
    @caterinadenice4402 7 лет назад +87

    Well for his defense, he took 2 shots in the shoulders barely fainted + one in the gut and still standing!
    He is a warrior for sure :)

    • @1bossofbosses
      @1bossofbosses 6 лет назад +3

      More of a Masochist.

    • @fahadomar1138
      @fahadomar1138 4 года назад

      Caterina Denice daaaaaaam you’re hot mom girl

  • @monkkenyon2539
    @monkkenyon2539 5 лет назад +996

    "You sly son of a btich, you've always knew how to push my buttons. I'm in"

    • @jeremysiron9622
      @jeremysiron9622 5 лет назад +4

      Monk Kenyon best line in the sketch

    • @monkkenyon2539
      @monkkenyon2539 5 лет назад +2

      @@jeremysiron9622 yeah, classic.

    • @Joe9000
      @Joe9000 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah 😅😅

    • @PrinceJes
      @PrinceJes 5 лет назад +5

      My favorite line was when he said, "Alright, I'll do it."

    • @MushookieMan
      @MushookieMan 4 года назад +8

      "You son of a bitch, I'm in." -Morty Smith

  • @cKy2KTK
    @cKy2KTK 8 лет назад +844

    aaand disarmed ... ok

  • @WONDERFUL99942
    @WONDERFUL99942 3 года назад +237

    “So the bullet is in between your hands right now?”
    “That’s what I’m tellin you” 😅😅😅😅

  • @landkevin28
    @landkevin28 5 лет назад +854

    Still watching this in 2019. Remains as one of my faves

    • @amymesserschmidt2044
      @amymesserschmidt2044 5 лет назад +8

      The production value they put in and how spot on the parodies are for like the first half are so unique to them. So good

    • @milesmcminn6964
      @milesmcminn6964 4 года назад +1

      Kevin Kuo 2020 buddy 😂

    • @Hansaki
      @Hansaki 4 года назад

      3048 now bitch

    • @anonomas6126
      @anonomas6126 2 года назад

      2022

    • @ALIKN1-1
      @ALIKN1-1 Год назад

      Listen I am from the year 2023 tell the world that a dangerous virus is going to spread worn them

  • @howiethao277
    @howiethao277 5 лет назад +1548

    This is how the military gets rid of their more dangerous veterans. With reverse psychology 🤣

    • @morio9284
      @morio9284 5 лет назад +9

      *veterenarians

    • @gurpalkahlon6008
      @gurpalkahlon6008 5 лет назад +5

      Pulzar what

    • @morio9284
      @morio9284 5 лет назад +8

      @@gurpalkahlon6008 joke

    • @alrush34
      @alrush34 5 лет назад +5

      All veterans are dangerous and need to be euthanized. It's so stupid to keep these murderers around after they're out of the government's control.

    • @samchen9951
      @samchen9951 4 года назад +1

      Vegetarians

  • @quedawgg
    @quedawgg 8 лет назад +402

    "Gut shot, go!!! CAUGHT IT, huhhhhh!!!" Ive watched 1000 times, i cried laughing 1000 times

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 8 лет назад +4

      It never get's old and nostalgia kicks in from watching those 80's and 90's movies!

    • @keicoamaya6977
      @keicoamaya6977 6 лет назад +1

      How many lifes you got

  • @The_Humble_Hurricane
    @The_Humble_Hurricane Год назад +50

    This is not only hilarious and brilliant, but the production value on this one in particular is spectacular.

  • @DrakeVagabond
    @DrakeVagabond 11 лет назад +275

    It's a real movie up until 1:18

    • @TheAjh1234
      @TheAjh1234 10 лет назад +6

      ***** It's not shooter. There are a lot of differences in that and that in the first 1:18, no mention of a president and they talk about the cold war. Bob Lee Swager was not in the cold war.

    • @ralphsantaniello6517
      @ralphsantaniello6517 10 лет назад +12

      ***** Rambo anyone?

    • @thanman11
      @thanman11 10 лет назад +5

      Ralph Santaniello
      no. commando.

    • @GrahamBarth
      @GrahamBarth 10 лет назад +36

      I'm pretty sure it was Mean Girls.

    • @MotoTwitch
      @MotoTwitch 10 лет назад +8

      clearly its pokemon

  • @rudyfrancisco6136
    @rudyfrancisco6136 5 лет назад +3962

    Who’s here after the “ He wasn’t ready for the hologram” upload ?

  • @Wynton25
    @Wynton25 3 года назад +703

    He slapped him with 100% confidence lmfao

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 6 месяцев назад

      Key and Peele invented Power Slap

  • @pilotxaq
    @pilotxaq Год назад +14

    Years later I'm rewatching this, have watched many times and every single time it's just too funny. The cool and confident way Decker speaks just puts it over the top . Comedy gold 🎉🎉🤣🤣💀💀

  • @zaydkhan6703
    @zaydkhan6703 9 лет назад +241

    I'm not the man you knew during the cold war... Oh my gosh I died.

    • @Ime2195
      @Ime2195 9 лет назад +3

      U did?

    • @jordanjmdjmd74
      @jordanjmdjmd74 9 лет назад +7

      ***** not sure why i brushed over this the first time i watched it lol

    • @tomriddle6798
      @tomriddle6798 9 лет назад +21

      ***** Actually, there were a few wars during the Cold War: Afghanistan, Cuba, Venezuela, and the most influential; Vietnam. The Cold War was not only the stockpiling of weapons but also the influence Capitalism vs. Communism had.

    • @zaydkhan6703
      @zaydkhan6703 9 лет назад +1

      Tom Riddle yeah I know they had some battles

    • @tomriddle6798
      @tomriddle6798 9 лет назад +3

      GOD OF TROLLS Pretty much.

  • @Eghenosakhare
    @Eghenosakhare 7 лет назад +376

    "Headshot! Let's go. I'm ready!... Wait, one second though." LOOOL!

    • @eggimage
      @eggimage 6 лет назад +9

      Nosa L. Igbinedion i like how he just walks straight out of the car upon hearing “headshot” lol

    • @DEEBOYGR8
      @DEEBOYGR8 5 лет назад

      Nosa L. Igbinedion -I read this as it happened 😂😂😂

  • @novaeligible
    @novaeligible 5 лет назад +206

    As someone who is very tired of this trope in modern day cinema, this is actually one of my favorite sketches.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli Год назад +2

      Reminds me of Tommy Lee Jones' character from the Hunted.

  • @arkannon1682
    @arkannon1682 5 месяцев назад +4

    He wasn't lying. He truly isn't the man he knew during the cold war 😅

  • @LBenn302
    @LBenn302 7 лет назад +393

    This has got to be the best skit of all time without question

    • @DeathstarsEG
      @DeathstarsEG 6 лет назад +2

      no, sub teacher is the best

    • @lune5289
      @lune5289 6 лет назад

      Euhh no wth

    • @koek1122
      @koek1122 6 лет назад +1

      the gay marriage one is better tho

    • @hafsa7951
      @hafsa7951 6 лет назад

      African army commander is the best

    • @mandyed77
      @mandyed77 5 лет назад +1

      French Restaurant is one of the funniest.

  • @Ricenoodles888
    @Ricenoodles888 5 лет назад +886

    i mean technically he did catch the bullet... just in his gut

  • @stevengonzalez8683
    @stevengonzalez8683 8 лет назад +182

    "grab my hand"
    *grabs hand*
    "wait till i count till 3" lmfao

  • @dracn7785
    @dracn7785 2 года назад +20

    Is that the guy from Detroit Urban Survival Training?

  • @urmanren648
    @urmanren648 8 лет назад +467

    "Deflecteowwwww!"

  • @acrophobe
    @acrophobe 5 лет назад +220

    i like how easily the general was talked into the gut shot
    "GUT SHOT GO!"
    "mmkay"

  • @nividicus
    @nividicus 6 лет назад +236

    This is one of their funniest skits by far lol. The deflection shit makes me lose it every time XD

    • @blackneotheone2978
      @blackneotheone2978 5 лет назад +2

      Dude what makes that shit even funnier is that he thought he was fast enough to slap a bullet and stop it before it hit um

    • @team4player223
      @team4player223 5 лет назад +2

      The funniest thing in this skit is the unexpected turn of the story.retired officers are potrayed in the movies like the knew everything even after aging.

  • @saucemeboi9744
    @saucemeboi9744 2 года назад +34

    0:37 Key's holding his laugh real smooth. what a pro

  • @brandon9638
    @brandon9638 9 лет назад +96

    Retired Military Specialist: Also known as the E4 that kept re-enlisting but never had enough points for a promotion.

    • @bigmattman2005
      @bigmattman2005 9 лет назад +1

      Brandon Dorsey Haha, and since when does an E-4 report directly to a General for field missions? A General has no time for him.

    • @cpK054L
      @cpK054L 9 лет назад

      Brandon Dorsey Army E-4 : Specialist.
      I lol'd

    • @davidm1774
      @davidm1774 9 лет назад +2

      phillyslasher you basically just described me on a daily basis! Def E4 Mafia

  • @grailph
    @grailph 8 лет назад +602

    I'm tied between this and the "Killing an African Warlord" sketch as their funniest

    • @rodrigocruz4194
      @rodrigocruz4194 8 лет назад +14

      nooooo the funniest is the
      "geordina and "something" and satan" that one is just awsome 😂😂

    • @dsluggg
      @dsluggg 8 лет назад +3

      Magician cop was one of the best too

    • @grailph
      @grailph 8 лет назад

      +Diego Ladron oh yeah, that was hilarious too hahaha!!

    • @GeoffreyMureithi
      @GeoffreyMureithi 8 лет назад +3

      Try the rap battle one, or the hiphop confessions

    • @grailph
      @grailph 8 лет назад +2

      the hiphop confessions was an excellent sketch. he was clearly the killer :)

  • @kukuricapica
    @kukuricapica 7 лет назад +141

    Parody on every movie about retired agent. :D

  • @jacobblumin4260
    @jacobblumin4260 2 месяца назад

    These guys are one of the all-time best comedy duos. Don't know who wrote their sketches but Key and Peele can make you feel like it's all real and you are right there. What great comedy!

  • @dominichardess486
    @dominichardess486 9 лет назад +57

    "DEFLECTEEEEEE....AHHHHHHHHH... that was because my other arm was already injured...

  • @babyyaoo8916
    @babyyaoo8916 6 лет назад +833

    As soon as he wasn’t needed he was ready for the job lmao

  • @Wargablarg
    @Wargablarg 4 года назад +296

    "Never underestimate an old man in a profession where people usually- Ohhh, nope, he's dead."

    • @TingusPingus445
      @TingusPingus445 3 года назад +8

      It’s beware of on old man in a profession where men die young

    • @abtwopoint0
      @abtwopoint0 2 года назад

      Lol derp

  • @itavi07
    @itavi07 3 года назад +136

    0:53 "I'm not the man you knew during the Cold War." Such an underrated joke.

    • @subrsubrr334
      @subrsubrr334 3 года назад +1

      Captain?

    • @rvn4562
      @rvn4562 3 года назад +20

      @@subrsubrr334 it wasnt a conventional war that involved direct fighting

    • @PantsofVance
      @PantsofVance 3 года назад +9

      @@rvn4562 He was an operative. The entire genre of spy thrillers and books came about because of the cold war. Also there was plenty of direct fighting just not between the USSR and the USA, but their proxies whom they funded.

    • @bloodyplebs
      @bloodyplebs 3 года назад +3

      What’s the joke

    • @TheFlyingCougar
      @TheFlyingCougar 3 года назад +31

      @@bloodyplebs The joke is that the Cold War was not an actual war. The US and Soviet Union never actually fought each other militarily the Cold War is just a name given to a loosely defined period when there was a lot of political tension between the two and they both spied on each other a ton and financed competing regional interests in other countries.

  • @jacktrppr1
    @jacktrppr1 8 лет назад +62

    Such awesome production value for a sketch show.

  • @hankramo1196
    @hankramo1196 6 лет назад +3806

    OMG this is too much I’m crying 😂😂😂

  • @absolutetuber
    @absolutetuber 6 лет назад +2477

    I watched this after "front hand back hand" made me laugh extra hard when he slapped him

  • @robertcumberland3073
    @robertcumberland3073 Год назад +6

    One of my favorite skits they ever did hands down

  • @hinvong7560
    @hinvong7560 8 лет назад +284

    "That's cause my other arm was injured. "
    Couldn't stop laughing after that part.

    • @amaycvc
      @amaycvc 6 лет назад

      Walter Strider These nuts couldn't stop laughing on your chin..

  • @BrooklynBoon
    @BrooklynBoon 5 лет назад +571

    “Disarmed! Okay, I don’t need to take your weapon.” 😂😂😂

  • @itsneverlupus5544
    @itsneverlupus5544 6 лет назад +684

    Can't disarm guns. Thinks he can dodge a bullet

    • @nonamed56
      @nonamed56 5 лет назад +23

      He could in the old days. Thought he still had it

    • @joeydarko4354
      @joeydarko4354 5 лет назад +2

      Headshot

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 5 лет назад +2

      H.L well he did come out of retirement, so that means he did catch the bullet from the head shot.

  • @TellThaTruth
    @TellThaTruth 6 дней назад +1

    That beret is hilarious. 😮😆

  • @NigelBait345
    @NigelBait345 8 лет назад +133

    Just realised most war movies start like that hahahaha

    • @enes8k9
      @enes8k9 6 лет назад +1

      best thing about this "war" is what he said... "During Cold War" and there wasn't any soldier fighting

    • @varunsharma8371
      @varunsharma8371 6 лет назад

      Westwood but there was lots of espionage back then he could be referring to that.

  • @scozky
    @scozky 5 лет назад +241

    Watching this for the 1 millionth time and it's still as funny as the first time.

    • @FA_2_Pilot
      @FA_2_Pilot 5 лет назад +3

      Bashir Aminu same- there’s a core of sketches I watch that just never get old.

    • @JetMags
      @JetMags 5 лет назад +2

      Possibly funnier

  • @owenhale8936
    @owenhale8936 8 лет назад +158

    "Caught it! Mmmmmmmmnh!"

    • @goddontgotohell426
      @goddontgotohell426 8 лет назад +14

      Owen Hale 😅😅😅😅😅"so u caught the bullet"?, "that's what i'm telling you"!..........#😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 7 лет назад +3

      I swear to god this vid made my guts feel like they were shot.

    • @HERFAVHORSIII
      @HERFAVHORSIII 7 лет назад +1

      GoD don't go to Hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YuvalQ
    @YuvalQ 2 месяца назад +6

    I feel like Key and Peele were inspired to create this sketch after watching one of Steven Seagal's latest films.

  • @Googlywinker
    @Googlywinker 7 лет назад +126

    Love the music in the background just makes it more funny

  • @alohacoach8002
    @alohacoach8002 3 года назад +1429

    When i first saw this year's ago, this skit killed me so hard I could not catch my breath laughing.

    • @larrywexner4163
      @larrywexner4163 3 года назад +28

      same. it still gets me after not seeing it for a while but i literally couldnt breath the first time.

    • @ALIKN1-1
      @ALIKN1-1 Год назад +8

      After a decade and still killing me

    • @iforgot87872
      @iforgot87872 Год назад +4

      @@ALIKN1-1and Decker

    • @UNIQUEINSIGHTS-os6ei
      @UNIQUEINSIGHTS-os6ei 9 месяцев назад +2

      Absolutely!, even today i laughed so hard the only time i laughed as hard as this was when i watched it the first time..

    • @24framedavinci13
      @24framedavinci13 6 месяцев назад +2

      It's what am going through right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @rynabuns
    @rynabuns 8 лет назад +101

    This reminds of the "Tis but a scratch" scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail xD

  • @andrewvoros4037
    @andrewvoros4037 6 месяцев назад +1

    A couple of these skits have blown me away, but not most of them. At the same time, the production value of these episodes are amazing.

    • @wolger
      @wolger 6 месяцев назад

      Yes. Even this I I haven’t seen before.
      They both are legends lol

  • @TheNaaproductions
    @TheNaaproductions 8 лет назад +117

    It would be funny to think about if the guy walks into the cabin and every time he does he says that first line until someone was actually there lmao

    • @jonathaniel6614
      @jonathaniel6614 6 лет назад +2

      TheNaaproductions or he could have just seen the vehicle

    • @davidnorthern4257
      @davidnorthern4257 6 лет назад +1

      Johnny stein that's exactly what happened

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy 9 лет назад +261

    Reminds me of Monty Python and the Black Knight.

  • @myosick
    @myosick 10 лет назад +26

    This is easily the best skit they've ever done.

  • @aze77
    @aze77 2 года назад +3

    This one is one of my favorites. This was a plot for many action movies from the 80s.

  • @brandon4522
    @brandon4522 8 лет назад +138

    decker is very good at fronthand backhand

  • @jona2840
    @jona2840 5 лет назад +86

    "Grab my hand....nope; wait till I count to three first"

  • @BiggestKakaReal
    @BiggestKakaReal 4 года назад +839

    Imagine having a whole 30-minutes long skit about Decker? just imagine

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 4 года назад +45

      The first 5 mins would be him complaining to the director he wasn't ready.

    • @BiggestKakaReal
      @BiggestKakaReal 4 года назад +3

      @@thedunyadoneya2628 I see what you did right there

    • @ReeN1995
      @ReeN1995 4 года назад +8

      I would watch a movie about that tbh

    • @nherman12
      @nherman12 3 года назад +4

      I think that would just be a snuff film

    • @radmobilegaming7507
      @radmobilegaming7507 3 года назад +5

      Well 30 bullets ain't much 🤓

  • @mello2238
    @mello2238 Год назад +72

    His deep and serious voice make it 10 times more funnier 😂😂😂