Key & Peele - Retired Military Specialist
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2012
- A backwoods hunter returns to his cabin to find an old military acquaintance waiting for him with an important request.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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When you're playing a badass character but fail every quick time event
CONSEQUENCES!
@@steved0x 👌
HAH
🤣🤣
aka when ur a pro but the events r literally impossible
What's really funny is that he was pretending like he sensed him without seeing him but his car was outside in plain sight at the end :)))
Great catch
and in the beggining
And also how he walks where the general would be directly in his view. Lol
however, he could have been a spy, assassin, or some other kind of agent.
Yonathan Berhanu that's makes this even more hilarious
Decker is so fast that he caught all the bullets with his body. Guy's a legend.
rofl
plot twist, the general was trying to not hit decker on purpose, but decker instead caught the bullets with his body because he is being too fast
You're not gonna believe me, but I can do it too.
Just as planned
And the last is his head.
"‘Tis but a scratch.”
"A scratch? Your arm’s off."
"No, it isn’t."
Oh you running away
"I'll bite your legs off!"
Chicken. Chicken!!
I've had worse
You liar
you sly son of a bitch, you always knew how to push my buttons..lol
the little stuff like that make key and peele hilarious
really???Who would of thought
pete bathurst lmfaooooooooooo bruhh
lmao I say that shit to everybody
He guessed he could come out of retirement suddenly, haha.
This is every highschool kid that likes to pretend he knows karate.
Joins ROTC
Hell yeah that was me
Execpt that one guy who actually has gold medals for mixed martial arts competitions
Or when they call themselves hackers
@@greentea5534 Henry Cejudo
Not only _John Wick_ , He trained _John Reese_ ( Person of interest) as well.
The most dangerous John's ever
Just dropping in to say, Person of Interest is a 10/10 show.
@@mattmumford430 Yes, my cousin is a very dangerous man
John Reese yes sir
Love the nod to Terminator in that show. Numerous references. JC playing JCs Dads moniker... meta.
When i first saw this year's ago, this skit killed me so hard I could not catch my breath laughing.
same. it still gets me after not seeing it for a while but i literally couldnt breath the first time.
After a decade and still killing me
@@ALIKN1-1and Decker
Absolutely!, even today i laughed so hard the only time i laughed as hard as this was when i watched it the first time..
It's what am going through right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I would still hire Decker...as a shield.
@@therealweirdbeard7855 the only suicide bomber to come back😂😂
The avengers program? 🤣🤣🤣
because you're batman?
but why?
You are one sly sonofabitch
Retired Fronthand Backhand Specialist.
Hahahahaha
lololoololo
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
I GOT IT! FRONTHAND!
2:55 "Shoot me in the shoulder! Come on, try and see what happens!"
"BANG!"
"Deflected... OWwwww!!"
That part kills me every time 😄
same. Then I teared up even more at the gut shot lol. Nothing else makes me laugh like these guys' videos
Detroit Urban Survival Training learned his skills from this video
At the start the acting was impeccable you would think its from an actual Hollywood movie
+Robert Albarda that's because that scene has been played out over and over across action movies
+Bodybuilder X tru
+++
Yeah it's pretty cliche.
Like for real
Aand disarmed.... ok.... XD
+Captain Jack Sparrow DeflecteeeaaAAAAAWW
+vincentpol hahahahaaha
+vincentpol I knew I shouldn't have read this comment section while I was brushing my teeth.
it looks like a James Harden euro step :D
Sawyer best part
“So the bullet is in between your hands right now?”
“That’s what I’m tellin you” 😅😅😅😅
The fact that he appears in another skit means that he caught the headshot bullet!
which one?
@@hah6360 Titled "He wasn't ready for the hologram"
I love that he obviously saw his car, seen him in plain sight upon first entering the building & still acted like the dude was trynna be unsuspecting 😂
Probably his car.
@@rizkyanandita8227 Nah ...you can clearly see the Gen getting into it at the end..
Foreal he was sitting in the middle of the room lol
Decker must be the victim of fronthand backhand
Tyrrell Decker
Andre Hill Deez nuts are the victim of front hand backhand on your chin
Andrew Park 👌
Andrew Park but is it illegal?
Andre Hill so true
Went back to this skit after 2 years and I am still laughing out loud. You guys are crazy!!
He even parked his car outside the house, man this is comedic at it's finest
"Headshot. Let's go. No wait a second"
😂😂😭😭😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Misquoted
Honestly underrated. That mess was funny as heck 😅😅
This is the man who trained John wick.... Unbelievable!
Johnny English actually..🤣🤣
@@MehulSaxena081 true abahhahaa
@@MehulSaxena081 😂
Nah that movie came in 2014 if I'm correct this came in 2012 so no :)
I literally cannot believe it.
How the detroit management self defense guys be when they think they can disarm someone with a gun...
0:53 "I'm not the man you knew during the Cold War." Such an underrated joke.
Captain?
@@subrsubrr334 it wasnt a conventional war that involved direct fighting
@@rvn4562 He was an operative. The entire genre of spy thrillers and books came about because of the cold war. Also there was plenty of direct fighting just not between the USSR and the USA, but their proxies whom they funded.
What’s the joke
@@bloodyplebs The joke is that the Cold War was not an actual war. The US and Soviet Union never actually fought each other militarily the Cold War is just a name given to a loosely defined period when there was a lot of political tension between the two and they both spied on each other a ton and financed competing regional interests in other countries.
Decker's real name is Eduardo when he was younger and in a gang.. he was the loco one
Ooohit all makes sense now
LOCO LOL GREW UP DECKER WAIT TIL I COUNT TO 3 LOL 😆 😂
But didnt he become a ghost because he died but never went into the light
@@gojosatoru1033 that one is carlito.. more like the goofy or zanny one
@@miclovesminzy ofc he is..Who can be a better master at disguise than Decker in his old days
"That was because my other arm was already injured."
😂
Jimenez would have made it work.1
"Draw your weapon" and disarmed" 🤣🤣🤣 why am I still dying from this skit in 2021.
His deep and serious voice make it 10 times more funnier 😂😂😂
"i guess I could come out of retirement" xD
Alcindo no. No need😂😂
Down with the bloody red queen one of my fav skits from this guys.
"Proud thug" and "Biiiitttch" are up there. 😅🥇💯
Alcindo I'm obsessed with these guys. Manly tears, front hand back hand, airplane turbulence are just a few😂😂😂
haha yeaahhh Manly tears got to be the one that made me laugh so much😂🤙
"you sly son of a bitch"
DEFLECTED!
CAUGHT!
DeflecHAAAAAMM
AHAHAHAH!!! MY FAVORITE SHIT!
lol
1000th like
0:37 Key's holding his laugh real smooth. what a pro
The “wait one second tho” killed me… just like the bullet killed Decker
Disarmed.....ok....
davids11131113 I love how can they have poker face all the time
TheSasudomi "How can they can" best English iv'e ever seen
***** wasnt trying to be because i pointed out he said that and who the fuck is gonna read your little lecture that is more interesting than your life
***** your* supposed*. I'm not trying to be a 'Grammar Nazi'; I am the 'Grammar Nazi'
Ben Exton You can't be a Grammar Nazi and edit your comments, bitch.
"You sly son of a btich, you've always knew how to push my buttons. I'm in"
Monk Kenyon best line in the sketch
@@jeremysiron9622 yeah, classic.
Yeah 😅😅
My favorite line was when he said, "Alright, I'll do it."
"You son of a bitch, I'm in." -Morty Smith
Watching this again after a few years…new favorite part is Key absolutely telegraphing his slap move - takes him 3 seconds as he winds up his whole arm - and still nails Peele like it was a surprise.😅
Crawling out of the house: "That's all what you've got? C'mon, headshot!"
😂
This is one of my favorite skits from Key and Peele. DEFLECTED!
STAR WARS
That was because my other arm was already injured.
🤣🤣🤣
Mine is definitely the "trying not laugh when your friend is crying" one
Yeah that is so funny. And the expressions are to die for. haha
When he said; "Caught it... _Hnnnnnnnnnhgh..._ " I laughed so hard I started to make that exact noise! Hahah
That dude has commitment.
Lol..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr4rrrrrrggggghhhhhhh... ..lol
I did too and after reading your comment, i made that noice again.
777 likes? Let me ruin that real quick
I can’t believe u were able to spell that. Impressive
I love that part!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The first part of their conversation takes me back to Gameboy days of Metal Gear Solid, when Snake was reluctant to accept Campbell's offer of returning to Outer Heaven to destroy GLF and Metal Gear.
"So ur tellin me that the bullet is in between your hands right now?"
"That's what (voice cracks) im tellin you"
The modern day equivalent of Monty Python's Black Knight.
Yeah, pretty sure, but neverthless 'none shall pass' 😂
Damn I luv that movie. The French guy gets me every time then I can't stop doing the damn accent for days.
It’s a flesh wound
Decker just didn’t have his idiom on
weasel1053 So true
2:38 "You're getting pretty quick - disarmed - ok. "
U gotta be fresh “Disarmed...”😂😂😂
420
handsome jack 5
LMAOOOOO 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"GUT SHOT GOO!!!"
*BANG
"GOT IT!! UHHHHHHMMMMMM!!!"
Whoever did the costumes and wigs for these sketches didnt earn enough they are always on point with each sketch to portray the right character and cant be easy when its always the same two actors
“ your getting pretty quickand disarm… ok,… heh I don’t need to take ur weapon “ 😂😂😂
He slapped him with 100% confidence lmfao
Key and Peele invented Power Slap
They need to make a Decker prequel.
+Stevo935 It is called "Afghanistan Military Project". It has Decker in it.
+Stevo935 no jordan and eric should make a cheesy decker season lol...with Key as teh bad guy at teh end lol.
Well, there won't be a sequel that's for sure.
+Stevo935 or maybe a prequel sequel, to see what he was like in the field
+entersky I'm pretty sure they already made a sequel, since this.
They’re both brilliant, but when Jordan is in a role I can’t see Jordan anymore. He’s completely immersed. I love watching him.
Once you get into one clip, you don't stop.
Gut Shot GO! Caught it. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Lololol love that part!
U-u caught the bullet?!
You- you caught the bullet.
That part was just too funny. That part is on replay
Just realized he said he wasn’t the man he used to be during the *_Cold War_* 😭😭😭
Isaiah’s Bias 😂😂😂
Oh my god that makes so mush sense
Like Rambo?
Bruhhh I fuckin' love this skit n just caught
He also said he made a vow never to kill another human being. That doesn't mean he ever killed anybody.
This is not only hilarious and brilliant, but the production value on this one in particular is spectacular.
This is basically if every Steven Seagal film ever was realistic
The second "Disarmed" attempt is hilarious 🤣
U know what I don't need your weapon
“And disarmed ok”
He wouldn’t last 30 mins 😂
Plot Twist at end: he actually caught all four bullets. He's just acting dead, his specialty. The next scene opens up with him opening his palm and revealing all 4 bullets
I mean, they made a sequel to this one, so... ay!
It was part of another op. We all knew he made lol
What’s the next one called?
Denversupermarket the other actual video? It must appear if you search commando and key/peele.
He actually survived, because he is alive in the hologram episode
Is that the guy from Detroit Urban Survival Training?
3:14 ‘tis but a scratch
It's funny how he was playing hard to get
these nuts were playing on your chin
Savage Prince98 ??
+Marat you haven't watched enough key & peele
Navibreath indeed. Must watch more
+Navibreath Ive watched ALL their skits and Im mad ☹️ They need to make more
This is how the military gets rid of their more dangerous veterans. With reverse psychology 🤣
*veterenarians
Pulzar what
@@gurpalkahlon6008 joke
All veterans are dangerous and need to be euthanized. It's so stupid to keep these murderers around after they're out of the government's control.
Vegetarians
"That's what Im telling you" 😂😂😂😂
What I find most impressive is, he really did catch the bullet: In his chest. 3:28
anybody come back to this video after seeing the new one
Me
Me
New one was grabage
Yep lol. Had to see the headshot.
jason fasthorse me
If you find a cabin in the woods, always expect a retired military specialist
Either that or an old lady who actually turns out to be a witch
@@RedGhoulAnimation how about both
@@komickid833 that’s fair
@@komickid833 a retired military specialist in witchcraft... now that is something!
@@PSYCHODOOD😈
Dude would be awesome at fronthand backhand.
One of my favorite skits they ever did hands down
"Caught it! Mmmmmmmmnh!"
Owen Hale 😅😅😅😅😅"so u caught the bullet"?, "that's what i'm telling you"!..........#😂😂😂😂😂
I swear to god this vid made my guts feel like they were shot.
GoD don't go to Hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Headshot! Let's go. I'm ready!... Wait, one second though." LOOOL!
Nosa L. Igbinedion i like how he just walks straight out of the car upon hearing “headshot” lol
Nosa L. Igbinedion -I read this as it happened 😂😂😂
3:35 that sound he makes kills me😂😂😂
This was related to the D.U.S.T. guy video and it was spot on.
As soon as he wasn’t needed he was ready for the job lmao
Female arousal in the dating world
Never underestimate the power of the male ego
is that not how it works?
@@nicolem6657 🚯🏧🚱🚱🏧
Good job you actually figured it out dumb ass.
I watched this after "front hand back hand" made me laugh extra hard when he slapped him
absolutetuber same Ahaha
sameeee
Never tell me the odds, me too
Bro same
Same
A couple of these skits have blown me away, but not most of them. At the same time, the production value of these episodes are amazing.
Yes. Even this I I haven’t seen before.
They both are legends lol
2:30 Detroit survival training in reality be like
OMG this is too much I’m crying 😂😂😂
deflecteeeeeeoooooOOWWWWWWW
Hani Rahmo j
This skit still has me in tears 4 years later 🤣😂😅
I'm dead so dead
me too
i mean technically he did catch the bullet... just in his gut
😂
Damn. You’re so smart.
yeah, literally caught
come back to this every year without fail
Years later I'm rewatching this, have watched many times and every single time it's just too funny. The cool and confident way Decker speaks just puts it over the top . Comedy gold 🎉🎉🤣🤣💀💀
Can we just take a minute here to appreciate the genius of key and peele...
+Demolition Man I am surprised there are no comments to the one I just posted, this seems like a homage to Monty Python's famous Black Knight sketch.
+TheHurricaneJedi haha true
are you sure? I mean, I do think Dave Chapelle together with Louis CK are the best comedians out there at the moment. But I have never heard his name in relation to Key and Peele. But the common denominator with them all is their humongous observational skills so it would fit...
Demolition Man ABSOLUTELY
The idea of that sketch was made far time ago by Monthy Python with black knight from Holy Grail movie, nothing genius in here, just coping old famous ideas
"Gut shot, go!!! CAUGHT IT, huhhhhh!!!" Ive watched 1000 times, i cried laughing 1000 times
It never get's old and nostalgia kicks in from watching those 80's and 90's movies!
How many lifes you got
Basically Top Gun Maverick
This is the guy that trained Dale Brown from the Detroit Urban Survival Training.
I died laughing when he was trying to take away the gun XDD
Disarmed
*"Disarmed... ok"*
The Gut Shot sealed the deal for me!
jeremy brown fuckin hilarious right
ME TOO
GUT SHOT! GO! GOT IT ! UUUUNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH...
Y-you caught it?
weak moaning
that killed me
It killed Decker too.
Literally every tom cruise movie ever made
This remains their best-ever skit for me 😂😂😂
“Disarmed! Okay, I don’t need to take your weapon.” 😂😂😂
Haha
Snake what's wrong? Snake? Snake?! SNNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
:,)
God damnit...lol Now I want to watch Dorkly..
lol
accurate
You got that from Metal Gear solid game lol
This is the sketch that sold me on Key and Peele. Laughing out loud is one thing. But cry laughing is comedy on another level🤌🏾
Key: *Headshot* Also Key: Wait, just one second.
"That's cause my other arm was injured. "
Couldn't stop laughing after that part.
Walter Strider These nuts couldn't stop laughing on your chin..
"grab my hand"
*grabs hand*
"wait till i count till 3" lmfao
This is exactly how Extraction 2 starts
It doesn't get old no matter how many times I watch it 😂
I'm tied between this and the "Killing an African Warlord" sketch as their funniest
nooooo the funniest is the
"geordina and "something" and satan" that one is just awsome 😂😂
Magician cop was one of the best too
+Diego Ladron oh yeah, that was hilarious too hahaha!!
Try the rap battle one, or the hiphop confessions
the hiphop confessions was an excellent sketch. he was clearly the killer :)
when he acted like catching the bullet with his hands ...damn near lost it
YAYarea 510 b
Decker is the master at front hand back hand
If CIA had a Michael Scott.
Who’s here after the “ He wasn’t ready for the hologram” upload ?
Me
👍😂
Me
I was wondering when you'd make a reference on a post to a post I've already watched...
Me 👋🏾
Can't disarm guns. Thinks he can dodge a bullet
He could in the old days. Thought he still had it
Headshot
H.L well he did come out of retirement, so that means he did catch the bullet from the head shot.
"You sly sunnavabich" 😂
Key and peele are the only sketches that I can always give a thumbs up before even watching them!!!!!