Key & Peele - Killing an African Warlord

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @freeross371
    @freeross371 5 лет назад +23938

    Plot twist: He's been an undercover agent the whole time sent to torture him

    • @uglymugsamson3015
      @uglymugsamson3015 5 лет назад +259

      that's what I thought too..

    • @AdamSmith-fe9jf
      @AdamSmith-fe9jf 5 лет назад +524

      Plot twist: he’s actually 8 years old and just looks mature for his age

    • @laurenceraran4027
      @laurenceraran4027 5 лет назад +97

      Adam Smith He has got a TMNT shirt...

    • @AdamSmith-fe9jf
      @AdamSmith-fe9jf 5 лет назад +25

      Wellington's Boot Well that’s how we know he 8!

    • @JimsyFlimsy
      @JimsyFlimsy 5 лет назад +37

      8 and a half. Close enough.

  • @antuwan08
    @antuwan08 5 лет назад +18618

    When he immediately pulled his knife and started shanking him I died. "You missed every vital organ django!"

    • @angelastevens3524
      @angelastevens3524 4 года назад +186

      I got a stomach ache from laughing

    • @seanfelixbaylon7216
      @seanfelixbaylon7216 4 года назад +69

      well atleast he maid you died of laughter

    • @hayfordsarfo1646
      @hayfordsarfo1646 4 года назад +22

      i literally read this comment at the exact same time he said it 🤣

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 4 года назад +15

      A guy doing 5 months in prison could shank better than him lmao

    • @RecklessFL
      @RecklessFL 4 года назад +9

      Real African knew the silent d 😂😂

  • @lorenzoparaphernalia7523
    @lorenzoparaphernalia7523 5 лет назад +34602

    “My most trusted soldier, over the age of 8” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roykaneshiro3930
    @roykaneshiro3930 4 года назад +18928

    I like how peele is just casually wearing a pizza ninja turtle t-shirt

    • @jeremiah.massillon
      @jeremiah.massillon 3 года назад +281

      I actually did not see that....

    • @707_KB
      @707_KB 3 года назад +128

      i didnt even notice that

    • @kills26
      @kills26 3 года назад +387

      First thing I noticed and realised before he spoke he was playing a child soldier, very clever use of a prop.

    • @MrSuperalan99
      @MrSuperalan99 3 года назад +107

      Cause that's how it be lol

    • @brando11259
      @brando11259 3 года назад +17

      TURTLE POWER!

  • @cgechapojr3239
    @cgechapojr3239 5 лет назад +10895

    Now the enemy team can torture the commander by threatening to send him back his most trusted soldier😂

  • @Handsome_Thanos
    @Handsome_Thanos 5 лет назад +8417

    He was tortured before surrendering.
    CONSEQUENCES!

  • @ikglsamte_2056
    @ikglsamte_2056 5 лет назад +8571

    "You missed every vital organ, Jengo!"

    • @nono-ms9mm
      @nono-ms9mm 5 лет назад +25

      Karim jengo is funnier

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 5 лет назад +4

      Lian Samte Jengo only pawn, in game of life

    • @NeoTeAika
      @NeoTeAika 5 лет назад

      Hengo?

    • @ty814
      @ty814 5 лет назад +3

      Amazing

    • @gengarvenom
      @gengarvenom 5 лет назад +4

      It’s almost as if... it were done on purpose...

  • @chloequillton7010
    @chloequillton7010 3 года назад +4874

    "I thought you might want a open casket?"
    I died😂

    • @talalempos
      @talalempos 3 года назад +28

      I don't get it

    • @LetsPlayArcanium
      @LetsPlayArcanium 3 года назад +251

      @@talalempos its cause in funerals they do open casket so familes can see their loved ones body before they get buried. he was being considerate to his dead body so they can do
      Open casket and not have a giant bullet hole on his face.

    • @talalempos
      @talalempos 3 года назад +47

      @@LetsPlayArcanium ooooooooooohhhh thanks for explaining to me my man or woman (if u are ofc)

    • @LetsPlayArcanium
      @LetsPlayArcanium 3 года назад +83

      @@talalempos i identify as an easy bake oven

    • @LetsPlayArcanium
      @LetsPlayArcanium 3 года назад +19

      @@talalempos nah just kidding im a dude lol anytime man

  • @gnomeyMTG
    @gnomeyMTG 8 лет назад +2164

    "Don't say that, I did try my best." haha

  • @nelsonkhumukcham4483
    @nelsonkhumukcham4483 4 года назад +8977

    “Don’t go commander they’ll torture you.”
    - Trusted Soldiers over the age of 8

    • @shahirrizvi7977
      @shahirrizvi7977 3 года назад +127

      - who is torturing his warlord himself

    • @jztoledo1295
      @jztoledo1295 3 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ANTelegenic
      @ANTelegenic 3 года назад +19

      He had torture him already🤣😂😅😪

    • @zenimuharom6790
      @zenimuharom6790 2 года назад +15

      @@shahirrizvi7977 he tried his best

    • @marquisbean651
      @marquisbean651 Год назад +5

      Maybe he wants to be tortured.

  • @fakgooby2313
    @fakgooby2313 5 лет назад +6024

    I lost it when he threw the pot at him.

  • @itsliddel5131
    @itsliddel5131 3 года назад +5664

    "Jengo please hurry i am in agony"
    *Yeets pot*
    Bruhhh🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @nakitsua7890
    @nakitsua7890 5 лет назад +4442

    *"Good bye commandahh, you sory asss peice of shiiiee"* ..... had me tears xD

    • @kinglopez6758
      @kinglopez6758 5 лет назад +26

      Shit still got me laughing 🤣

    • @briarmason8737
      @briarmason8737 5 лет назад +56

      Did you just insult me as you were about to fire?

    • @nakitsua7890
      @nakitsua7890 5 лет назад +30

      @@briarmason8737 You just insulted me earlier so i was... hmmm so sorry

    • @godebby5753
      @godebby5753 5 лет назад +8

      Like Damn Thats How U Really Feel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @toniroberts8117
      @toniroberts8117 5 лет назад +8

      “Oh... sooo sorrey”......

  • @danmystro
    @danmystro 4 года назад +5906

    This is why Decker is considered the best, infiltration, make the enemy surrender from within.

  • @perkys7985
    @perkys7985 5 лет назад +16528

    he went from african to jamaican and back to african

    • @Lunarpollo5622
      @Lunarpollo5622 5 лет назад +136

      I'm in Jamaica

    • @xavierann5222
      @xavierann5222 5 лет назад +70

      @@Lunarpollo5622 how is it over there?

    • @xinquiote9572
      @xinquiote9572 5 лет назад +119

      @@xavierann5222 it's fine. And I'm not from there.

    • @metin5408
      @metin5408 5 лет назад +59

      What the blazers man

    • @robertdavis3036
      @robertdavis3036 5 лет назад +105

      That's what torture will do to a person. LOL

  • @thesmhdude7915
    @thesmhdude7915 4 года назад +719

    "I did not get bullets
    But I got sumthing better
    Boiling hot water"
    Commander : wait wot ?

    • @zetaminor77
      @zetaminor77 8 месяцев назад

      Proceeds to pour boiling water onto his crotch 😂

    • @louiswhite4395
      @louiswhite4395 4 месяца назад +1

      That scene, i died. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zekefoxfire2753
    @zekefoxfire2753 8 лет назад +4782

    Plot twist: Jango was under cover

    • @zekefoxfire2753
      @zekefoxfire2753 8 лет назад +113

      OMG MIND BLOWN

    • @subrsubrr334
      @subrsubrr334 8 лет назад +134

      . . . and he tried to kill commander Boujune because he knew Boujune was in fact a wily terrie leader from the Al Qaeda sketch.

    • @traviselliott6329
      @traviselliott6329 7 лет назад +8

      Kenneth Flaming but but but Deck was in the Cold War and didn't have combat experience...........

    • @reubendapiton573
      @reubendapiton573 7 лет назад +5

      James Kong Fuck 1 year late

    • @crazando
      @crazando 7 лет назад +2

      Zeke Foxfire you could tell because only Americans wear ninja turtle shorts

  • @cctomcat321
    @cctomcat321 5 лет назад +1620

    "Don't say that... I did try my best..."
    Favorite line by far. That and the 1980s American donated shirt.

    • @cerebrospinal87
      @cerebrospinal87 4 года назад +4

      420 likes. I can die in peace now.

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 4 года назад +5

      @max damage I'm aware of the joke which is why I pointed it out... lol. And don't forget Superbowl jerseys printed up in the losing team.

    • @shreckcarson5626
      @shreckcarson5626 4 года назад +1

      "BITCONNNNNEEECCTTT"

    • @donbsweet5001
      @donbsweet5001 4 года назад +2

      @max damage I don't think they are donated. The organization you donated your used clothes sells them to third world countries. In fact, some African countries are taking measures to stop those old clothes from entering their country because it is very detrimental to the local industry.

    • @daveblood00
      @daveblood00 4 года назад +1

      @@cctomcat321 i was just abt to say that

  • @leilanikicksass
    @leilanikicksass 5 лет назад +3761

    "NOT IN DA KNEE!"
    "I thought you wanted an open casket... "
    😁

  • @paulaclark9729
    @paulaclark9729 2 года назад +354

    They are so funny! Any time I'm depressed I look at these old sketches and laugh. They always put me in a better mood.

    • @juststopalready
      @juststopalready Год назад

      @Allofdestiny.1. Uncongrats to your mom for giving birth to a. scammer

    • @lorettawilson1599
      @lorettawilson1599 10 месяцев назад +3

      You're the first person I've ever heard say that other than myself and actually I DO feel better for the whole rest of the day !!! not just when I see the comedy.... but even for days sometimes permanently LOL

  • @nozra_z
    @nozra_z 5 лет назад +3159

    **Final dramatic Salute**
    **Stabs warlord continuously like in Garry’s mod**

  • @zeretilol7583
    @zeretilol7583 6 лет назад +5984

    That pizza ninja turtle T-shirt tho hahahaha

    • @Jason_Van_Stone
      @Jason_Van_Stone 5 лет назад +30

      'Pizza, not pills' lmao

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp 5 лет назад +131

      That's real life though. If a company over produces they send all of their leftover shit to the third world.

    • @supercarnitas
      @supercarnitas 5 лет назад +11

      They get the scraps

    • @MilsurpMikeChannel
      @MilsurpMikeChannel 5 лет назад +9

      Needed a Patirots 19-0 shirt :)

    • @TimeLord675
      @TimeLord675 5 лет назад +2

      It's a tie-in to another skit.

  • @ryanm9105
    @ryanm9105 6 лет назад +1831

    They even got the clothes right; 3rd generation hand downs from the 80s-90s

    • @MrX-nc8cm
      @MrX-nc8cm 5 лет назад +44

      Thats why the ninja turtles shirts made cry lmao!!

    • @AlexSaysHi2013
      @AlexSaysHi2013 5 лет назад +35

      With upside down USMC SGT chevron's to boot. Perfect 🤣

    • @KaelWrit
      @KaelWrit 5 лет назад +4

      PIZZA

    • @asaashara2592
      @asaashara2592 5 лет назад +7

      If they were Russian it would have been track suits

  • @tzu-yuhuang5283
    @tzu-yuhuang5283 4 года назад +297

    No wonder they lose the war, even the most trusted soldier over the age of 8 can't take a life efficiently.

    • @mutafire
      @mutafire 3 года назад +6

      Look who came to race tango.

    • @91mrpogi
      @91mrpogi 7 месяцев назад +3

      I thought they're led by Africa's most bumbling and incompetent warlords

  • @Kbarn35
    @Kbarn35 9 лет назад +5676

    "You sorry ass piece of shhhh...."

    • @xnoobslayer500x
      @xnoobslayer500x 9 лет назад +150

      Kbarn35 Did you just insult me as you were about to fire?

    • @treyk7384
      @treyk7384 9 лет назад +108

      xnoobslayer500x you had insulted me earlier, I thought you would be dead. OOO so sorry.

    • @eddie2chainz333
      @eddie2chainz333 9 лет назад +43

      Ju are an idiot

    • @javanbrown4313
      @javanbrown4313 9 лет назад +58

      Me "Jango please hurry,I am in agony"
      My friend {throws big cooking pot}

    • @joshnolen2675
      @joshnolen2675 9 лет назад +27

      Lol 123 What the blazes mon

  • @sulavacharya2048
    @sulavacharya2048 6 лет назад +1629

    *"don't go they will torture you"* 😂😂😂

  • @Mrjohnny164
    @Mrjohnny164 8 лет назад +682

    "I want you, my most trusted soldier over the age of 8...."
    XD

  • @suliasituragabeci9615
    @suliasituragabeci9615 4 года назад +172

    2:13 he went from a African accent to Jamaican 🤣

    • @himlolo
      @himlolo 4 года назад +4

      Jamaicans aren't African?

    • @Jon_Snowhite
      @Jon_Snowhite 4 года назад +21

      @@himlolo They are descendants from Africa and colonial europe but that's literally it. Jamaica is in America not Africa

    • @chacesimpson2856
      @chacesimpson2856 3 года назад

      @@himlolo they are by blood,west africans

  • @mr.lowslow7702
    @mr.lowslow7702 5 лет назад +2634

    He’s such a great actor. Able to hold on to that accent despite his injuries.

    • @randomshiz8731
      @randomshiz8731 5 лет назад +6

      Should I woosh you?

    • @nanako2924
      @nanako2924 5 лет назад +46

      Blinkin Panda
      It is you that would be whooshed.

    • @linnen_elm
      @linnen_elm 4 года назад +15

      @@nanako2924
      It is *I* who whoosed to that.

    • @judemartin6329
      @judemartin6329 4 года назад +26

      @@nanako2924 no, you were whooshed when you thought that someone who was pretending to need to be whooshed should be whooshed. Sorry I just watched the Mexican Standoff key and peele sketch

    • @andymalunes8316
      @andymalunes8316 4 года назад

      @@judemartin6329 lol

  • @mwr3413
    @mwr3413 7 лет назад +523

    jesus christ 😂😂
    " you missed all the vital organs jango " ..... lmao

  • @CXY96
    @CXY96 5 лет назад +2176

    The way he says "I am in agony."

    • @VramanNoodles
      @VramanNoodles 5 лет назад +2

      When?

    • @aluixkun
      @aluixkun 5 лет назад +5

      @@VramanNoodles 2:09

    • @Sifu420
      @Sifu420 4 года назад +12

      I am in agonieeeee😂😂

    • @locojazz5770
      @locojazz5770 4 года назад +3

      Omg I just said that before reading this!

    • @piob9801
      @piob9801 4 года назад +5

      Lol! My goodnesss, I love that part. Does any body use the term agony in a normal daily conversation?

  • @AA-jb5cs
    @AA-jb5cs 3 года назад +167

    "You sorry a*s peace of shi..."
    Lol, that was hilarious.

  • @theprofromthesky
    @theprofromthesky 9 лет назад +1989

    my most trusted solder
    over the age of 8

  • @1slamExplained
    @1slamExplained 5 лет назад +2388

    "Commander don't go, they torture you" LOL

  • @808_CJ
    @808_CJ 5 лет назад +2525

    Did u just insult me as u were about to fire

    • @jediindyfan98
      @jediindyfan98 5 лет назад +68

      Oh well, you had insulted me earlier. I thought would be dead. Ooh. So sorry.

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 5 лет назад +4

      Oh.....well, this is awkward.

    • @masonfalcon6933
      @masonfalcon6933 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @affansiddiqui4218
    @affansiddiqui4218 2 года назад +362

    I remember being in 7th grade finding this video and showing all my friends now I’m about to graduate college and it still hits so hard haha

    • @ShennyIsLive
      @ShennyIsLive 8 месяцев назад +2

      I showed all my friends this clip and they all stood and clapped.

  • @dantecrailman8861
    @dantecrailman8861 7 лет назад +8170

    They both have amazing language impressions.

    • @OdeToMea
      @OdeToMea 6 лет назад +51

      No, they don’t.

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 6 лет назад +119

      L-Train 45 They do, but this isn't the best example. Peele's is good, but Key's sounds more like French than anything. He does French and Indian accents pretty well though.

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 6 лет назад +40

      They're good but he goes Jamaican half way through LOL. They both do a bit.

    • @2010Dilys
      @2010Dilys 6 лет назад +15

      dante ....yeah an African accent is Jamaican lol

    • @gracenambo9219
      @gracenambo9219 6 лет назад +18

      They don't have good african accents, my parents are African lmao but since it was funny idec

  • @michellepoole4832
    @michellepoole4832 8 лет назад +1195

    "you are my most trusted soldier over the age of 8"

    • @Dj-id9dn
      @Dj-id9dn 7 лет назад +2

      Michelle poole lmao

    • @nekroreaper6348
      @nekroreaper6348 7 лет назад +1

      i just gave you your 666th like, buddy. No need to thank me, sire. Just duin muh jurb.

    • @denieerham5873
      @denieerham5873 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @kungfumaster51
    @kungfumaster51 8 лет назад +2230

    Did the warlord think that it was a good idea to entrust his demise to a soldier wearing a ninja turtle shirt and the IQ of a 5 year old.

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 8 лет назад +28

      The Warlord can't even wear the rank correctly

    • @DonCornelius366
      @DonCornelius366 8 лет назад +2

      +kungfumaster51 LOL right!

    • @Lopsider
      @Lopsider 8 лет назад +19

      the shirt was a close second to the funniest thing in the video.

    • @JMan360
      @JMan360 8 лет назад +19

      Your iq doesn't change as you get older...

    • @KA-gy3lz
      @KA-gy3lz 8 лет назад

      I didn't even notice his shirt until you said that lol

  • @Perspective010
    @Perspective010 3 года назад +55

    "Commander, don't go, they will torture you" Jengo's face expressions are hilarious😂😂😂

  • @TheXxManoloxX
    @TheXxManoloxX 9 лет назад +584

    0:49 "For the watch"

    • @willbrack7069
      @willbrack7069 9 лет назад +2

      Yeah

    • @huamulan9279
      @huamulan9279 9 лет назад

      hahahahahahaha!!!

    • @afgankidd00
      @afgankidd00 9 лет назад

      What?

    • @huamulan9279
      @huamulan9279 9 лет назад +16

      afgankidd00 If ya haven't seen Game of Thrones, you won't get it. Watch all five seasons, then come back :D

    • @Derek-d5097
      @Derek-d5097 9 лет назад +21

      Alex Dalmaso Jon Snow: What the hell are you doing?

  • @omerbrooklyn8716
    @omerbrooklyn8716 8 лет назад +3125

    What da hell ar you doiing, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

  • @pure.precision
    @pure.precision 10 месяцев назад +15

    "my most trusted soldier, over the age of 8"
    implies that there ARE more trusted soldiers than him, but they're all under the age of 8 😂

    • @limply6557
      @limply6557 2 месяца назад +1

      we got a genius over here guys

  • @Cooler7328
    @Cooler7328 4 года назад +544

    The general's names, bujune, literally means sorrow or troubles. Fitting.

  • @leeiif
    @leeiif 9 лет назад +4629

    Comanda, DON'T GO, DA TOURCHOR YOU

    • @aaronplayzz-games4102
      @aaronplayzz-games4102 6 лет назад +1

      Ozgar Thunderhammer iiiiiii

    • @diegobareno5820
      @diegobareno5820 6 лет назад +80

      Comanda: Trust me Jango, No torture will be more painful than the one you just did to me!

    • @thepainblocksoutlife8975
      @thepainblocksoutlife8975 6 лет назад +1

      Uhh.....yeah....

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 6 лет назад

      Brotha you ave done a guud deed by tutoring the crybaby wan.. Da queen is pleased and wants to sho you da wae.. 🙄If you kno what I mean. 🙄
      Also apparantly he waz her ex..

    • @zombiewolf9649
      @zombiewolf9649 6 лет назад

      Ozgar Thunderhammer he’s already been tortured

  • @AHuang-je4zd
    @AHuang-je4zd 8 лет назад +316

    "My most trusted soldier over the age of 8"
    😂😂😂I LOST IT

    • @cttc4132
      @cttc4132 8 лет назад +10

      +nxt "I thought you might want an open casket." LMAO!

    • @PatrickStar-xy9sr
      @PatrickStar-xy9sr 7 лет назад +1

      jifsof 2:12 I laughed to death and "WHAT THE BLAZES MAN" Made it funnier for me

  • @hozhang1826
    @hozhang1826 3 года назад +376

    Asian mom: "why u no get 100 on the test"
    Me: "dont say that. I did try my best."

  • @ericandreeatingachickenwin2140
    @ericandreeatingachickenwin2140 10 лет назад +4447

    They nailed that African accent. They're incredible actors.

    • @CODMASTA
      @CODMASTA 10 лет назад +154

      not really lol

    • @utomoki12
      @utomoki12 10 лет назад +49

      Parker fails again....

    • @utomoki12
      @utomoki12 10 лет назад +15

      Peter Parker bring it on parker! I'll get Aunt May on your butt! xD

    • @obinnaea2
      @obinnaea2 10 лет назад +136

      lol there are 48 countries in Africa. Some are anglophones, some are francophones. Some countries within themselves have as many as 20 accents, depending on the part of the country.

    • @gloriempaka9474
      @gloriempaka9474 10 лет назад +11

      smith lovy no not really that was a african accent not jamaican

  • @GiGiGiWest
    @GiGiGiWest 5 лет назад +184

    This is one of those skits I've seen countless times and the joke at 1:32 still hits me like a ton of bricks each time

    • @RG-zw5wc
      @RG-zw5wc 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 man I thought that I was the only one
      "You sorry piece of ..."
      🤣

  • @tenchalimboo4985
    @tenchalimboo4985 5 лет назад +64

    0:55 never ever heard a scream of this caliber. I'm in love

  • @aks19880
    @aks19880 25 дней назад +15

    2:12 he became Jamaican😂

  • @alotofthings22
    @alotofthings22 10 лет назад +350

    That dude was remarkably resilient though. Not many can be stabbed, hit on the head with a revolver and a cooking pan, be shot in the knee and walk away just like that. Not to even mention getting his privates boiled.

    • @forbernard8113
      @forbernard8113 10 лет назад +59

      Meh sounds like when I go to the club

    • @Lonech
      @Lonech 10 лет назад +8

      Adrenaline is a freaky thing.

    • @MADMAX-qo4fn
      @MADMAX-qo4fn 10 лет назад +2

      Why is everyone getting so literal. Lots a fake scratch

    • @DavidBrowne003
      @DavidBrowne003 10 лет назад +5

      this... this tastes like Egoraptor.

    • @alotofthings22
      @alotofthings22 10 лет назад +1

      What does Egoraptor taste like?

  • @zuraimiyahya73
    @zuraimiyahya73 5 лет назад +1269

    What do you rather?
    Being torture by your enemies
    Or being torture by a guy who literally don't understand how to kill

  • @jonlevert
    @jonlevert 10 лет назад +3366

    That last joke got me.

    • @KillaTundant
      @KillaTundant 10 лет назад +83

      that was actually the joke from the very beginning if you were listening

    • @jonlevert
      @jonlevert 10 лет назад +177

      Thanks man. That was so helpful.

    • @nicestguy9859
      @nicestguy9859 10 лет назад

      fhadj lol

    • @azndtc0
      @azndtc0 7 лет назад

      Jon LeVert

    • @samiyahalston8235
      @samiyahalston8235 7 лет назад

      Jon LeVert i

  • @dignified5340
    @dignified5340 3 года назад +42

    can't believe this was 8 years ago and until today it is still GOLD.

  • @gamehaven2427
    @gamehaven2427 5 лет назад +2756

    After torturing him to death...
    "commander don't go... They will torture you"

  • @taylorshost1882
    @taylorshost1882 4 года назад +405

    The look he has when he said,"Commander! Don't go. They'll torture you" is hilarious .

  • @ency4612
    @ency4612 5 лет назад +6008

    Why’s he wearing a ninja turtles shirt 😂😂😂

    • @dannygonzalez3337
      @dannygonzalez3337 5 лет назад +56

      Lol good eye

    • @colingeorge4065
      @colingeorge4065 5 лет назад +35

      didn't even notice lol

    • @thebigboss4465
      @thebigboss4465 5 лет назад +33

      Ramp Agent Did someone hurt your feelings ?

    • @bigmamajuicer4886
      @bigmamajuicer4886 5 лет назад +168

      He has soldiers under the age of 8

    • @elpancho7084
      @elpancho7084 5 лет назад +428

      Haven't you seen these documentaries with african militia? They all wear the most random shirts😂 They probably loot the red cross camps with the clothing donations from the west

  • @heythatsnotmywalrus2819
    @heythatsnotmywalrus2819 3 года назад +133

    Can we just talk about Peele's consistent incredible acting for a second?

  • @jonathanvilario5402
    @jonathanvilario5402 5 лет назад +197

    "Were you about to insult me as you were about to fire?"
    "Uh, well, you insulted me earlier and I thought... I thought you would be dead."

  • @CityofChamps
    @CityofChamps 5 лет назад +512

    THROWS POT:
    “What the blazes mon ! “💀💀 Definitely what a African warlord would say lol

  • @brianself4958
    @brianself4958 8 лет назад +1341

    Key and peele taught me how to do inpressions of foreign country languages. Lol

    • @omniman6774
      @omniman6774 8 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @kration2484
      @kration2484 8 лет назад +2

      same here bruh

    • @chris.james_
      @chris.james_ 8 лет назад +2

      Commander Devis A.K.A Brian hi

    • @beniciawilliams2195
      @beniciawilliams2195 7 лет назад

      Brian Self please show on RUclips

    • @abekebe2714
      @abekebe2714 6 лет назад

      Brian Self bruh they only speak english. they taught you forign country english accents

  • @miekwavesoundlab
    @miekwavesoundlab 2 года назад +184

    2:11 I rewind 3 times 🤣 😂 🤣

  • @MsDaydream3r
    @MsDaydream3r 9 лет назад +49

    "I thought you might want open casket." XD LOL!!!

  • @lovelymar7722
    @lovelymar7722 8 лет назад +611

    I am in agaaaanyyy Died so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dbrikhs
    @dbrikhs 10 лет назад +71

    Love that stupid look on his face at 2:37

  • @shalinijha294
    @shalinijha294 3 года назад +13

    Peele is just so innocently cute in this. And Key's expressions ! Can watch this skit many many times. It's just awesome!!

  • @JacobMcCaslin
    @JacobMcCaslin 6 лет назад +630

    The reason why I love Key & Peele so much is that every single sketch of theirs has a great, satisfying punchline. A lot of shows’ wackiness and character driven comedy is comparable to K&P (for instance, WKUK or Human Giant) but those shows don't consistently have clear, concise punchlines that make the long set up (the sketch) worth it. These guys are comic geniuses and yes, I'm super high right now.

  • @a_skinny_panda3326
    @a_skinny_panda3326 8 лет назад +253

    when he throws the pot

  • @fazbeat
    @fazbeat 8 лет назад +1306

    i've never laughed this hard in my life

    • @phamsquad5233
      @phamsquad5233 8 лет назад

      De Faz p

    • @sirnyjel
      @sirnyjel 7 лет назад +3

      I have to say this was the best joke of the year to me. I can't stop laughing. "I surrender, I'm an a African 😅

    • @chillidog7743
      @chillidog7743 6 лет назад

      That’s not good

    • @xxunounxx8788
      @xxunounxx8788 6 лет назад

      Im laughing so hard im cryin

    • @myth5306
      @myth5306 2 года назад

      @@chillidog7743 funny if you watch it back then

  • @hanako2861
    @hanako2861 27 дней назад +8

    1:14 the warlord is all mistaken Django wants him to experience knee surgery

  • @johnoye8043
    @johnoye8043 8 лет назад +155

    I lost my shit when he threw the pot at him lmao

  • @X_x_ShadowGaming_x_X
    @X_x_ShadowGaming_x_X 4 года назад +966

    Like how his most trusted soldier is wearing a TMNT pizza shirt...

    • @cesarchicas891
      @cesarchicas891 4 года назад +40

      Warlord soldiers wear any shirts into combat haven't you seen a African warlord documentary

    • @gamerman7454
      @gamerman7454 4 года назад +23

      Over the age of 8*

    • @womp47
      @womp47 3 года назад +3

      fire shirt tho

    • @Azurefanger
      @Azurefanger 3 года назад +1

      he acting a 8 years old african soldier xD

  • @Omen_Burrito
    @Omen_Burrito 8 лет назад +105

    (dramatic last words...)(quickly pulls out knife) *stab stab stab*

  • @tedmosby6805
    @tedmosby6805 3 года назад +57

    Trivia: The commander was actually tortured a lot worse when he surrendered.

  • @herdiherp5615
    @herdiherp5615 5 лет назад +644

    “You are my most trusted soldier, *over the age of eight* , Jengo”

    • @scoobis7208
      @scoobis7208 4 года назад

      @@1.4142 yes

    • @paul6618
      @paul6618 4 года назад +4

      @@1.4142 no, in Africa in the old days, most warlords used child soldiers. He is also implying that the people fighting are children.

    • @overtimesports1607
      @overtimesports1607 4 года назад +2

      If django is the most trusted soldier we've got a problem

    • @adnox383
      @adnox383 4 года назад +2

      Django**

  • @bradypus55
    @bradypus55 9 лет назад +735

    Wow, the first draft of Beasts of No Nation was pretty rough!

    • @Rudenbehr
      @Rudenbehr 9 лет назад

      +bradypus55 this.

    • @UntilChill
      @UntilChill 9 лет назад

      +bradypus55 Reeeally good movie with Idris Ilba, and the co-star (whose name escapes me).

    • @Rudenbehr
      @Rudenbehr 9 лет назад

      +Until Chill kunta kente

    • @UntilChill
      @UntilChill 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Yea, that isn't bigoted or anything.

    • @Rudenbehr
      @Rudenbehr 9 лет назад

      +Until Chill jk he's my nigga doe

  • @rosspetit1700
    @rosspetit1700 5 лет назад +695

    I AM IN AGO-KNEE

    • @alythegoat7109
      @alythegoat7109 5 лет назад +5

      Aga knee

    • @rasheed1346
      @rasheed1346 5 лет назад +5

      And then hit him with a pot 😆

    • @ghjkrsxcg
      @ghjkrsxcg 5 лет назад +3

      You sorry ass piece of shii-

    • @Nouveau0
      @Nouveau0 5 лет назад +2

      why did I laugh 😂

  • @chipnormandy4537
    @chipnormandy4537 2 года назад +6

    "Don't go!! They'll torture you!!!" 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😆😆😂😂😂🤣

  • @sirraulo9002
    @sirraulo9002 7 лет назад +636

    my brain: i have to review my lessons for tomorrow
    my fingers: just one more key and peele video
    (6 hours later)
    my brain: i have to review my lessons for tomorrow
    my fingers: just one more key and peele video

  • @3ChZer0
    @3ChZer0 5 лет назад +2483

    Im literally on the ground dying of laughter.

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 5 лет назад +60

      Finally Jengo killed someone

    • @3ChZer0
      @3ChZer0 5 лет назад +2

      @Ef Kae i never ask to be cared, but i love you, no homo

    • @geeofhousekillakaze2710
      @geeofhousekillakaze2710 5 лет назад +7

      Ill call 911

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 4 года назад +9

      It was one of the funniest skits they’ve done! I laughed ‘til I cried!

    • @BrianSmith-vl7xu
      @BrianSmith-vl7xu 4 года назад +2

      me too, that was a good one

  • @justingrant8359
    @justingrant8359 8 лет назад +194

    "my most trusted soldier over the age of 8"

  • @Cronusied
    @Cronusied 3 года назад +19

    "Commander NO! They torture you!"
    Who's torture who buddy? 😅

  • @Lolo-ph4fb
    @Lolo-ph4fb 5 лет назад +760

    If laughing increases life then I should be immortal right now 😂

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 11 лет назад +40

    Every time I watch a Key & Peele sketch, I inevitably have to pause at some point because I'm laughing so goddamn hard and don't want to miss a line. Case in point.

  • @javicano100
    @javicano100 11 лет назад +143

    How can you trust someone who's wearing a Ninja Turtles T-shirt to kill you? LMAO

    • @ashtonmurch2142
      @ashtonmurch2142 11 лет назад +18

      LMFAO i just noticed that

    • @strechemall
      @strechemall 10 лет назад +5

      I saw a picture of a Liberian rebel wearing an tmnt shirt lol

    • @ddelfao
      @ddelfao 10 лет назад +1

      remember, pizza not pills

    • @javicano100
      @javicano100 10 лет назад

      Wow over 100 likes! Haha still one of the best Key and Peele skits.

    • @K_B_3
      @K_B_3 10 лет назад

      I would.

  • @fabiansackl6736
    @fabiansackl6736 3 года назад +1

    Heard about Key & Peele a while ago but for whatever reason I didn't watch any of their work until a few days ago.
    And oh boy, oh boy how glad I am I changed that.
    These clips are amazing, haven't laughed like that in a long time and I really needed that - almost forgot how it felt like.

  • @OneTonneNoodles
    @OneTonneNoodles 5 лет назад +628

    A general with a sergeant's chevrons. Like a real African warlord.

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 5 лет назад +22

      Probably a deliberate joke, but different countries do use different insignia.

    • @dallas5609
      @dallas5609 5 лет назад +4

      What is chevrons please?

    • @Tercinarep
      @Tercinarep 5 лет назад +5

      @@dallas5609 Chevrons are the V shaped lines used to indicate military rank.

    • @MrDifferentGuy
      @MrDifferentGuy 5 лет назад +5

      RFC3514 you’re an idiot. That is literally a USMC dress blue Sergeant’s rank insignia stitched upside down on his shirt.

    • @prodigypenn
      @prodigypenn 5 лет назад +3

      @@MrDifferentGuy was looking to see if anyone would notice this.

  • @winkuow
    @winkuow 8 лет назад +3270

    has anyone noticed his pizza ninja turtle shirt?

    • @LepraGamer
      @LepraGamer 8 лет назад +21

      +Daniel W. No we don't

    • @xIpodTouchGoeroex
      @xIpodTouchGoeroex 8 лет назад +4

      yes u do

    • @LepraGamer
      @LepraGamer 8 лет назад +1

      +xIpodTouchGoeroex man, i live in the 3rd world and i use abercrombies, dc, polo, vans, etc

    • @LepraGamer
      @LepraGamer 8 лет назад

      +xIpodTouchGoeroex i'm from south america, chile btw

    • @xIpodTouchGoeroex
      @xIpodTouchGoeroex 8 лет назад +16

      Lepra Gamer Chile isn't a third world country, but nice of you to say that about your own country.

  • @billylynch9895
    @billylynch9895 8 лет назад +226

    Don't say dat. I try my best

  • @codingmatrix6943
    @codingmatrix6943 6 месяцев назад +9

    Bro got tortured by his most trusted soldier , over the age of 8 😂😂

  • @almightywolf967
    @almightywolf967 8 лет назад +65

    "I did not find bullets, but boiling hot water". XD

  • @Vipe12358
    @Vipe12358 8 лет назад +292

    That's what happen when your most trusted soldier is a dude wearing a ninja turtle pizza shirt

    • @puffolotti
      @puffolotti 8 лет назад +1

      This raises a question: Did anybody including his mother or wife see Vo Nguyen Giap without his uniform ?

    • @AbdullahiHassan1000
      @AbdullahiHassan1000 6 лет назад

      xdd

    • @GeorgeVajagich
      @GeorgeVajagich 6 лет назад +3

      Anh Trần Đức I think it's a joke about how there are lots of hand me down shirts in Africa from Western charities

    • @baseballkenny8063
      @baseballkenny8063 6 лет назад

      Anh Trần Đức *his most trusted soldier over the age of 8*

  • @tanukies
    @tanukies 5 лет назад +290

    “WAT DA HELL ARE YOU DOING- HAAAAAH-“
    -Commander Beaujolais

  • @MusondaV
    @MusondaV Год назад +4

    "Commander! Don't go they'll torture you"...💀💀💀
    As if he was doing any less 😂😂😂

  • @NvrEndgRadclDde
    @NvrEndgRadclDde 10 лет назад +342

    I love his TMNT shirt

    • @CinelliBinelli
      @CinelliBinelli 10 лет назад +16

      lmao i now just noticed the shirt and it made it 100x funnier

    • @OfficialPaulBot
      @OfficialPaulBot 10 лет назад

      Jason Ngo yall are awesome. Now.i cant stop laughing lol

    • @AtariDad
      @AtariDad 10 лет назад +30

      That's kind of a common thing in third world countries. A lot of people will be wearing used shirts from like the 80's or something that were donated to them via the Red Cross or something.

    • @MACT33ZY
      @MACT33ZY 10 лет назад +2

      So I'm not the only one who noticed the shirt

    • @jebarisrenders6
      @jebarisrenders6 10 лет назад

      hilarious

  • @pacoel9298
    @pacoel9298 7 лет назад +614

    God dammit Jango you had one job.

    • @youtubeenigma8316
      @youtubeenigma8316 6 лет назад

      Paco El92 You spelled his name wrong.

    • @Tropicaya
      @Tropicaya 6 лет назад +2

      django

    • @sugdolomar
      @sugdolomar 6 лет назад

      And jango gets decapitated later by a black guy.

    • @youtubeenigma8316
      @youtubeenigma8316 6 лет назад

      @@sugdolomar Django....the "D" is silent.

    • @youtubeenigma8316
      @youtubeenigma8316 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/ci4g8D5wSww/видео.html get educated people.

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 8 лет назад +51

    I love how Key's accent slowly becomes more Jamaican as the skit continues

  • @JamieSmith-fz2mz
    @JamieSmith-fz2mz Месяц назад +1

    Best comedy team of my lifetime. And that includes a LOT of great duos because I'm old.

  • @kandarabi927
    @kandarabi927 9 лет назад +2983

    Is there any accent at all that these guys can't do? Its almost impossible to master that many accents.

    • @kmart67620
      @kmart67620 9 лет назад +72

      Kanda Rabi There are accent teachers that help actors with movies and/or shows. I guess they hired one

    • @kandarabi927
      @kandarabi927 9 лет назад +59

      kmart67620 That may indeed be the case friend. Even so, It only vindicates the claim that these guys are unusually talented by any acting standard. Watch they will be legends of some type in, say, 10 years may be?

    • @kmart67620
      @kmart67620 9 лет назад +31

      Kanda Rabi they are already legends basically they talk about stuff no one wants to basically. They create and solve issue.

    • @kandarabi927
      @kandarabi927 9 лет назад +6

      kmart67620 Yeah, well now they may well have the support of so many people around the world, and be currently popular, but so far as their journey ahead is concerned, they might continue to surprise us if they stay true to themselves, and keep doing what they love doing.

    • @isaz597
      @isaz597 9 лет назад +7

      Yeah they can't do a authentic African or Carribean island accent. Commander "what are you doing mon?" that is a carribean (Jamaican in this case accent) not African. His Carribean & African accent hybrid was terrible. The other ones accent was on point most of the time.